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777794 No. 777794 ID: eda54c

YOU ARE A FLOATING HEAD

YOU ARE NOT JUST ALL SMILES

YOU ARE... "The Hif Man"

AND YOU'RE HERE TO KICK SOME ASS
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No. 777795 ID: 3abd97

>>777794
But do floating heads have asses to kick?

Your very purpose in life may go unfulfilled.
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No. 777797 ID: 7b65b9

How does a floating head kick ass without legs?
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No. 777798 ID: eda54c
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777798

BECAUSE YOU'RE ANGRY
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No. 777799 ID: eda54c
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777799

>>777797
>>777795
BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE ANY LEGS
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No. 777801 ID: eda54c
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777801

You have a FUCKING LIST, of ALL THE MOTHER FUCKERS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS
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No. 777802 ID: eda54c
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777802

So...

Who are you going to FUCK UP first?
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No. 777803 ID: af6e04

That bartender that sent you to hell seems like a good place to start.
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No. 777804 ID: eda54c

REMINDER: NO POSEURS ALLOWED IN THIS THREAD, ALL FAKE "The Hif Man" FANS LEAVE THE HALL
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No. 777805 ID: eda54c
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777805

>>777803
OH YEAH, THAT MOTHER FUCKER

NOW YOU ARE EVEN ANGRIER!

HE'S THE ONE WHO CAUSED YOU TO KILL YOURSELF TOTALLY ON ACCIDENT
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No. 777806 ID: eda54c
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777806

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No. 777807 ID: eda54c
File 148644660584.png - (19.81KB , 686x720 , The Man Behind Is Giving YOU The Business.png )
777807

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No. 777808 ID: eda54c
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777808

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No. 777809 ID: eda54c
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777809

this is a flashback lmao (but only the TRUE fans would have known that for real if you aren't a TRUE fan please GO)
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No. 777810 ID: eda54c
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777810

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No. 777811 ID: eda54c
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777811

yeah this is still a flash back
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No. 777812 ID: eda54c
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777812

YOU STILL HAVE NIGHTMARES ABOUT IT

AND YOU STILL EMBARRASSINGLY CRY LIKE A LITTLE GIRL WHEN YOU ONLY THINK ABOUT IT

WHAT WILL YOU DO TO HIM?

!: SHIT IN HIS MOUTH AND SEE HOW HE LIKES IT
@: FORCE HIM TO KILL HIMSELF TOTALLY BY ACCIDENT AND SEE HOW HE LIKES IT
#: BURN HIS BAR DOWN AND FUCK HIM IN THE ASS
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No. 777838 ID: b97add

>>777812
BURN THE FUCKERS BAR DOWN, BUT INSTEAD OF FUCKINH HIM IN HIS ASS BEHEAD HIM AND FUCK HIS THROAT HOLE
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No. 777840 ID: 8d4593

Wait. Tie him up and make him watch his bar burn....
THEN SCOOP OUT HIS BRAIN AND MAKE HIM YOUR NEW TORSO!
ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE HIF LEGS!
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No. 777843 ID: af6e04

I think I'll go with @ just because, how would we even go about doing that??
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No. 777879 ID: 15a025

#
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No. 777894 ID: eda54c
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777894

YOU are at THE BAR where IT HAPPENED!

NOW THE TABLES WILL MAYBE BE TURNED, YOU REALLY HOPE SO BECAUSE IF NOT ALL THIS ANGER WOULD HAVE BEEN FOR NOTHING!

DO YOU:

!: DIVE IN HEAD FIRST FOR THE KILL
@: GO IN THERE ACTING ALL COOL AND THEN POP OFF
#: LIGHT THE FIRE OUTSIDE AND WAIT FOR HIM TO COME OUT SO HE CAN'T SAY 'LETS TAKE THIS OUTSIDE' BECAUSE YOU ARE BOTH ALREADY OUTSIDE
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No. 777896 ID: 8d4593

#
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No. 777976 ID: b97add

@ just play it cool man go in there acting like you forgave him then just deck the fucker
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No. 778222 ID: eda54c
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778222

YOU decided that you would light a fire, and go inside acting cool before popping off on the dickhead.

You realize as you walk towards the entrance that this is the perfect plan.
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No. 778231 ID: eda54c
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778231

INSIDE, YOU see a female version of "The Man Behind", and you are confused for a moment.

"WHERE IS HE?" you say in all caps.

"WHERE IS who?" she responds.

YOU raise your eyebrow in the general direction of a picture of the man you are looking for.
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No. 778234 ID: eda54c
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778234

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No. 778235 ID: eda54c
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778235

"Oh, my father died in his sleep a year ago."
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No. 778302 ID: 8d4593

WOOOOoooo Quest complete then good job guys!

Now I guess we should be off to peruse other fine quests on this here fine website?

Or will things... Be Different This time?!?!?!?
Dun Dun Duuuun!!!
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No. 778597 ID: eda54c

>>778302
Well, if that's what you want!

BOOM

did you enjoy our fifth session with "The Hif Man"? Do you want to see more? Who?

youguysalreadyknowhatsupman if you didn't get your fill of "The Hif Man", go check out some of the other quests on this website, check out that /questdis/, if you enjoyed this thread give your monitor a thumbs up, if you really enjoyed it share it to your tumblr so somebody else can see, if you got questions or comments I want you to throw them down in the /questdis/, otherthanthat I'm comin' to ya with "The Hif Man", good posting, aaah
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