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799612 No. 799612 ID: e136ae

Please note: Nem's not judging your skills, she's just worried about you.

Thread 1: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/res/778045.html
Thread 2: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/res/798380.html

NEW RULES:

1. The "Easy" type is replaced with Monster type.

MONSTER types are trying to avoid human detection. They have their own appetites and weaknesses. Some are potentially dangerous while others are generally benign.

2. New ReRolls!

ReRoll can now be applied to Johnny, a potential date, or a skill check. You get 4 re-rolls, use them wisely. When used during the date, time is reversed one step to the alternative outcome, if there is one.

Two ReRolls can be used at once to force an outcome.

Johnny can now be Straight/Gay/Lesbian/Futa/Bi with matching dates.

And here's your hostess, Nemaaaaaaaaaaain MOoooooooorigaaaaaaaaaan!

Nem: Thank-you once again, nameless narrator and welcome back to TGChan's Blind Date! It's a new date, a new Johnny, and some new rules so let's make tonight something to remember!

Johnny being generated....
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No. 802632 ID: f08985

>>802597
1.
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No. 802648 ID: 8cb228

1
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No. 802665 ID: e136ae
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802665

>1. Scold Razzay for using a terrible death curse on a poor little freaky bat girl.
>2. Explain in detail why Paula has an extremely contented smile on her face.

You decide to do both.

Razzay regards you stern finger-wagging with a combination of curiosity and bemusement.

Razzay: What did she expect during a break and enter? I'm a fucking WITCH. There's no way she stumbled upon my cache by accident. Even if she did, boo fucking hoo. It's not like anyone's gonna miss her. Except you, Mr. Hero.

You then explain, in detail, why Paula looks so content. You can actually see Razzay making mental calculations as to exactly how deep you managed to get inside Paula.

Razzay: By my calculations, you'd be bruising her cervix.

You tell her that's what Paula told you.

Razzay: And she liked that.

You gesture to Paula's happy sleeping face, and then hold up the bottle of batgirl juice.

Razzay: I find it difficult to believe she came that much. NO NO don't bring it closer, I can see it clearly from here. Probably something to do with some spell or something.

You bring up Nem.

Razzay sighs exasperated.

Razzay seems to be rambling out loud mostly to herself: God damn Nemain. WHAT is the point of going to all the trouble of learning the secret of IMMORTALITY when there are bitches like HER just waiting to hunt you down? How the hell do you wind up with a job like that anyway? DOESN'T SHE HAVE HOBBIES? Uptight bitch just needs to get laid if you ask me.

She suddenly remembers you're standing there.

Razzay: OK, my arm's gett'n real tired holding this fucking thing open. You might as we just come on down and we can talk about this over tea. PUT SOME FUCKING PANTS ON FIRST, I don't want you or your bat friend dribbling goo all over the place.

She stares one more time at your member.

Razzay: FUCK, don't you scare people or something? Anyhow. Pants. Put something on the bat. I promise, no curses. You're being invited. You're gonna tell me her sob story, and THEN I'm going to roll my eyes because you're white knighting some little gutter-thief, but WHATEVER. I'll fucking cut you a deal or something.

Razzay turns and props the trapdoor open and descends the staircase, continuing to grumble and talk to herself.

What do you do?

1. Do as Razzay asks; throw some clothes on you and Paula and go meet with her.
2. Tell Razzay you have an appointment you need to attend to first.

Basically, any questions, bargains, or threats need to be done in Razzay's lair. If you don't wish to negotiate without getting gear first, she'll be irritated but will let you attend your meeting first.
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No. 802676 ID: 0d1514

>>802665
1.
She's being reasonable.
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No. 802695 ID: 094652

1. Make sure you explain that Nem will mark her if she breaks her oath of sacred hospitality. First law of the fae, follow customs or get a logic bomb shoved up your ass.
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No. 802710 ID: a4df07

1.
No sob story. If she had just killed Paula like a normal person nobody would have cared - Razzay had the right to defend herself and her property, and nobody could fault her for that.

But she DIDN'T just kill Paula, did she?
No, she placed Paula under a death curse to make her suffer, which negates the self-defense claim and attracts notice.

Worse, she chose a death curse that would mask her personal involvement from the authorities, meaning she knew she could get in trouble for that.

Nem's job is to reap immortals when they become too sadistic or destructive to be allowed to live. Nem wouldn't reap Razzay for revenge or out of some sense of Justice, but will reap her because she has already demonstrated that she not only has a sadistic and destructive streak, but is also crafty enough to try to cover her tracks.
That tells Nem that Razzay is going to make herself a problem, and it would save Nem time and effort to be proactive about it.

If Razzay removes the curse and starts killing people like a normal person then Razzay wouldn't be any worse than the other immortals running around, and Nem would no longer have a problem to nip in the bud.

Really, it's good for Razzay she's learning all this now, because if she had already become an immortal she'd already be dead, and she's not going to find a better source of information on how to stay immortal than the one who says exactly what ends immortality, who we can call up.

If she would like, we could have Nem explain why she has her job and the sorts of people she reaps.
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No. 802716 ID: e136ae

>Nem's job is to reap immortals when they become too sadistic or destructive to be allowed to live. Nem wouldn't reap Razzay for revenge or out of some sense of Justice, but will reap her because she has already demonstrated that she not only has a sadistic and destructive streak, but is also crafty enough to try to cover her tracks.
That tells Nem that Razzay is going to make herself a problem, and it would save Nem time and effort to be proactive about it.

>>802710
:icontgbdn2:
Nem: Just wanted to pop in here -- since you're using my name like a weapon now -- and have you get your story straight. I have a list of immortals to take care of. It doesn't provide me the reasons, and not all targets are fae -- and when they're not fae, I don't even have to announce my presence. All other immortals I'm allowed to basically take at my whim. So basically, if Razzay figures out immortality as long as she stays on my good side she's safe... until she shows up on my list. A lot of immortals know there are people like me about, but they feel it's worth whatever extra time they can manage.
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No. 802717 ID: e136ae
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802717

>1. Make sure you explain that Nem will mark her if she breaks her oath of sacred hospitality. First law of the fae, follow customs or get a logic bomb shoved up your ass.

Razzay: I'm not fae, I'm a witch you dumbass. We haven't been in the same court in centuries.

>No, she placed Paula under a death curse to make her suffer, which negates the self-defense claim and attracts notice.

Razzay: Pfft. Suffer? "Get laid or die". Hardly suffering. And it wouldn't have attracted notice if you hadn't stuck your big fuck'n nose in. Or dick, as the case may be.

>Worse, she chose a death curse that would mask her personal involvement from the authorities, meaning she knew she could get in trouble for that.

Razzay: So you're bitch'n that I'm smart?

>If she would like, we could have Nem explain why she has her job and the sorts of people she reaps.

Your attempts to bring up Nem again are cut short.

Razzay: I KNOW who fucking Nem is, OK? Fucking killjoy. She's mortal you know -- that means she can't do shit to me unless I actually succeed in... wait, who the fuck told you about... OH SHE DID, DIDN'T SHE? Oh wait... I kinda did too. FUCK! FUCKING....

Razzay drinks some tea and calms down. It's a jasmine green tea, and very nice.

Razzay: ... fucking... So basically, I've been thinking I was under her radar with my research and here I find out she knew the whole time.

Razzay's energy seems to drain out of her suddenly and she slumps in her hair, emptying out her teacup.

Razzay: You wouldn't happen to have booze on you, would you?

(You may offer the last half of the second bottle of wine; Razzay will continue anyways)

Razzay: All that work, and the moment I complete it I'm fucking on the list. I'm SO close, too. You know my alternative is youth stealing, right? You think that curse I used is bad, you should see what you have to do to steal youth. Unless I start ALL OVER FROM SCRATCH and try to find a NEW WAY to steal youth.
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No. 802720 ID: e136ae
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802720

Razzay slinks lower and lower into her chair; soon she is sliding off onto the floor.

Razzay: FFFfffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuck my life. Did you know I ever wrote my magical thesis on the panties of immortality? I got an A+.

With a gentle thump, she slides completely off her chair and lies on the floor. She closes her eyes for a few moments, then then looks up at you.

Razzay: Did you know I was gonna have you go steal some shit to complete my enchantment in exchange for lifting the curse? Now what's the point? I'd curse myself again except for the fact I don't wanna go through my childhood a third time.

Razzay lies on the floor, staring at the ceiling.

Razzay: I fucked myself. I fucked myself with the stupid curse and the stupid bat. I'd... do something horrible to you but fuck, what's the point? Fucking Nem would probably just fucking mess up my shit. What the hell am I going to do now?

Razzay turns at looks at you.

Razzay: Yeah yeah, I'll release batgirl. Tell her to watch whose fucking storeroom she raids next time. EXCEPT IT DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE NOW MY STOREROOM'S FUCKING WORTHLESS, ISN'T IT?

Razzay makes some gestures like she's using a smart phone.

Razzay: Done.

Razzay resumes staring bleakly at her ceiling.

What do you do now?

1. Wake Paula, tell her that she's safe now.
2. Try to console Razzay. You will have to specify how.
3. Suggest Razzay complete her work and sell it.
4. Suggest Razzay go on the Show.
5. Suggest Razzay needs to start a RAZZAY QUEST.
6. Something else?
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No. 802721 ID: 8b2654

>>802720
3,4,5, and point out she isn't on the list yet, but Nem can explain how it works better.
Give her the booze.
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No. 802722 ID: 256f70

1) Quest complete!
6) Samantha will now take advantage of Razzay's mental state.
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No. 802723 ID: e136ae

>>802722
>1) Quest complete!

Well, only if you'd like to finish your date with Paula now. You could still visit Tabitha and her shop if nothing else but to get rid of the bottle of bat juice.
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No. 802725 ID: 8d4593

Fucking, 5. All the Way.
Tell her you know some guys that might totally be able to help.
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No. 802747 ID: 987bda

>>802720
Hey, Nem, since she's being so cooperative would you like to work out a deal with her?
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No. 802754 ID: d36af7

2. You've done a lot of work and jumped through a lot of hoops for this immortality project already, what's one more? Just go legit. Call up Nem, hammer out an explicit agreement about what sort of behavior she will or won't tolerate. If you want to do something she wouldn't allow, simply unequip the panties first, thereby stepping outside her jurisdiction.
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No. 802763 ID: 3abd97

...if we turned off the curse, does that mean we just got Paula regular-pregnant instead of pregnant with herself?
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No. 802765 ID: e136ae

>>802754
:icontgbdn:
Nem: Sorry guys, I can't. If her name shows up on the list, it shows up on the list. There is no legitimate form of immortality. Everything must end sometime, or there is no change. I tend to stress the CHANGE part of the XIII, but changes always requires a form of something to end so another thing can begin. Always. All I can promise her is that I won't hunt her on my own time. Immortality is fool's gold -- her big reward for doing the right thing is not being devoured by the Black Wolf (which is a terrible way to go judging by the screams). The only reason why the rebirthing curse is excluded is because it still invokes change. And just so we're clear -- you can't just unequip the panties to escape me. Once you're on that list, you're on the list. I've got plenty of other methods besides Black Wolf form to do my job.

Like, am I making myself clear? She completes that project, she wears those panties, and eventually I or someone like me will have to hunt her down. I'm sorry, but that's the way it is.
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No. 802767 ID: e136ae

>>802763
>...if we turned off the curse, does that mean we just got Paula regular-pregnant instead of pregnant with herself?

You wore a condom. It did not break. It is full of your stuff. She will not get pregnant.
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No. 802768 ID: 094652

>>802723
To elaborate, I suggest Johnny leave now, give the depressed witch someone else to obsess about, and refrain from explaining anything that might give the witch some second thoughts.
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No. 802778 ID: ca661e

>>802720
4. Suggest Razzay go on the Show. 
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No. 802833 ID: e136ae
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802833

Razzay props herself up on one elbow from the floor and stares at you.

Razzay: Does it take all the blood that should have gone to your brain to fill your cock? Are you fucking retarded? How the hell would 'going on the show' fix any of my problems? I'm not looking for suckers to sacrifice like some washed up panty witches I could mention.

MY. LIFE'S. WORK. IS. USELESS. NOW.

Hell, it's my SECOND LIFE'S WORK. Fffuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

>Fucking, 5. All the Way.
>5. Suggest Razzay needs to start a RAZZAY QUEST.

Razzay: Start... a quest? For what? Some way to salvage a lifetime and a quarter's research?

You nod.

Razzay: Pffft... How? Are some magically little quest pixies going to descend from the heavens and exclaim, "Oh Razzay! For your valiant sacrifice of a hundred years of work and going though GOD DAMN PUBERTY TWICE we have rewarded you with... a quest! I'm sure it won't take ANOTHER FUCKING HUNDRED YEARS!"

Upon the realization of how much time she's lost, Razzay begins to sob bitterly. Well, not really sob. It's almost a temper-tantrum but with a bit more panache. Call it a series of resigned, self-pitying moans.

Paula stirs from her sleep due to all the noise Razzay is making. She yawns, looks up at you, and then looks over at Razzay.


Paula asks sleepily: Did you save me?

You nod.

Paula: Thank-you, my hero.

Paula gives you the sweetest, most heartfelt kiss you've ever received and then settles down to go back to sleep in your arms. You smile in self-satisfaction -- you must have REALLY fucked her brains out.
This is one for your memoirs.

Razzay glares at the two of you with a most sour envy.


You pause for a moment and then explain to Razzay that there are indeed helpful spirits who would want to help Razzay do something else with her life and would likely lead her on a series of adventures, because that's what's guided you on your own adventures here.

Razzay just flops back down on the floor and resumes staring at the ceiling. After a few moments, she mutters "Oh God, I just realized I haven't gotten laid since college."

She sighs.

Razzay intones: OH SPIRITS OF THE QUEST, WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO NOW?!

What do you do?

1. RAZZAY the WITCH, you will GO ON THE DATING SHOW! (Razzay will replace Johnny in Date 4)
2. RAZZAY the WITCH, you will GO ON AN EPIC... A MAYBE EPIC.... YOU WILL GO ON A QUEST! AND IT WILL BE QUESTY. You might die. Repeatedly. (Razzay Quest will happen... sometime)
3. Offer to fuck Razzay. Paula assures you she doesn't mind as she's too tired to care and she's had the best date ever.
4. Leave Razzay to her misery, go visit Tabitha.
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No. 802836 ID: 0d1514

>>802833
2!
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No. 802838 ID: 3abd97

I say no to 1. Next one should be female Johnny, for the lulz and flipping gender tropes around.

2. Might be interesting, in that she would be rather different than Smik's other quests- she's a villain and looking to find a loophole / immortality while Nem and Sami were both about restoring a kind of order.

3. Might be entertaining to just see the look on her face. She won't say yes- she's terrified of your monster.
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No. 802839 ID: 600f38

>>802833
3, 2.
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No. 802842 ID: f08985

3 for her reaction and 2 for real.
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No. 802843 ID: 8d4593

To Razzay Only: We aren't just any old spirits. We are bound to fate itself. To undergo a quest with us is to take control of your own future! How do you think Nem got to where she is today? She was always the wolf, but it was through us that she broke her cyclic destiny and actualized her real potential!
Not only that, but on a quest we are BOUND to you! Even if we worked for a potential enemy of yours before, during a quest we are YOURS, and will strive to get you the best possible outcome, even if that may fly in the face of our previous charges desires.

Lastly, seriously though this guy has like, a supernatural talent for sex. All he knew about this girl is that she liked it rough and he did... That. You may not get another chance like this. Go get that shit girl.

2
3
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No. 802878 ID: e136ae
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802878

>3. Offer to fuck Razzay. Paula assures you she doesn't mind as she's too tired to care and she's had the best date ever.

Even though you don't expect a positive response, you offer to bang Razzay.

>To Razzay Only: We aren't just any old spirits. ... That. You may not get another chance like this. Go get that shit girl.

Razzay: Holy shitballs, you talk a lot. FIiiiiiiiiine. But only because it's been a couple of years since I've been laid, as long as we don't count magically animated dongs. You better be good though Johnny.

You ask how she knew your name.

Paula opens one eye and smiles: I kinda screamed it, remember? I think most of the Loch knows your name now. Oh, and that you're a son of a bitch muthafuck'n horsecock monster.

Razzay gets off the floor and casually tosses off her loose fitting T-shirt.

Razzay: We can start with some foreplay, but I'm not dropping the panties unless they're wet, got that?

You find a comfortable place for Paula to nap in a nearby room -- there's a comfortable looking couch next to an entertainment center. You can't help but notice Razzay has the full series of Sailor Moon, and a Sailor Jupitor collectable figurine. Paula purrs contentedly as you set her down and she thanks you again for saving her life.

Then you return to Razzay and begin to work your magic. She turns away when you try to kiss her, so you brush aside her hair and nibble her ear. She shudders and turns her head -- so you go for the nape of her neck. She mutters breathlessly to herself and turns away, so you cup her breasts from behind and pull her slight figure back towards you and again kiss her neck.

Razzay: Fuck.
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No. 802888 ID: e136ae
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802888

Razzay pushes back against you, and lets you play with her breasts, massaging them and brushing your fingers over her nipples. You run your hands down her belly, around her thighs, and then turn her around so you can kiss her soundly.

She doesn't resist this time. When you part, she sighs deeply.

Razzay: OK, I'm dropping my panties.

She turns around and slowly begins to pull them down. When they are down to her knees, she lies back on a nearby rug and smirks at you.

Razzay: You can finish pulling them off.

The carpet matches the drapes. You notice Paula has moved to watch from the doorway.
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No. 802889 ID: 0d1514

>>802888
Make sure Paula gets the view she wants
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No. 802926 ID: f08985

Yell that yours is the drill that will pierce the heavens.
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No. 802927 ID: f08985

>>802926
oh yeah and make a pikachu noise when you're cumming.
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No. 803079 ID: 8d4593

Be a cunning linguist before charging in.
Properly prepare her for the monster.
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No. 803114 ID: e136ae
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803114

>Be a cunning linguist before charging in.
Properly prepare her for the monster.

Well, naturally. This isn't your first time having to prepare a lady. Paula's probably the first one in awhile who's volunteered for less.

It's clearly been too long since anyone's gone down on Razzay and she is is vocally appreciative of your efforts.

When it's time to penetrate the witch, you quickly throw on a condom, and then lift her up and let her settle down on top so she can control the depth.

Razzay: Dammit you're thick!

For the most part, Razzay just rides your upper half while you assist in massaging different parts of her body. Due to the size of her breasts it's not hard to suck on them while she grinds on you. Rather than talk dirty to you, Razzay has a tendency to mutter to herself.

Considering you've already been hilt-deep in Paula's petite body it's easy to maintain control until Razzay is climaxing -- that's when you grab her hips and begin to thrust into her feverently. Finally Razzay starts to get more clearly vocal, but it's mostly a string of random curse words.

She isn't as tight as Paula but she knows what she's doing, and not being bitten so painfully is nice since it's easier to appreciate the motion of her breasts as she bounces on top of you.

Like Paula, Razzay has a most unladylike orgasm -- startlingly loud and rough sounding, especially indoors.

For this Johnny, the biggest turn-on is plowing a lady right after she has climaxed; it's so soothing to the ego to see Razzay's eyes closed and brow furrowed as you continue to assault her exhausted form, knowing that you've taken her to new heights. Razzay is especially satisfying because of her previous position as threat. While Paula was physically very stimulating, the situation was different as it was almost more mission of mercy. You enjoy playing the role of hero and a lady's undying gratitude, but there's something to be said for sexually smiting a villain.

When you pull out, there's a rush of fluids that follow.

Satisfied, you remove the condom and tie it off. Razzay continues to lie on the floor, dazed and breathing deeply.

Paula crawls over to where Razzay is lying and lies down next to her, positions inverted.

Paula: We cool, Razzay?

Razzay opens one eye and looks over: Yeah... we cool. Considering how things worked out, I'm not sorry at all for cursing you though.

Paula: You're not mad for losing your life's work?

Razzay snorts: Oh, I'm fucking FURIOUS that my life and a quarter's work has been turned to shit. But now I'm more pissed off at Nem and the system she's in. Like basically, if you hadn't stumbled across me I would have basically spent a lifetime and change working on a project that would eventually get me eaten by a Black Wolf. I have HEARD of people who have gone down that path and that the results aren't pretty. I mean, they knew. They knew the entire, FUCKING time and nobody ever stopped by to say "Hey Razzay, you know that immortality thing will probably all end in tears,"

Paula: Would you have believed them?

Razzay frowns.

Razzay: Y'know what, bat girl? You are a real shitter. I outta kick your ass.

Paula grins at her.

Razzay: Oh fuck off. Fucking bondage flying fox fuck. You keep this up and we will be less cool, you got me?

Paula sits up and kisses Razzay's hand.

Paula: I got you.
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No. 803131 ID: 600f38

>>803114
I see Razzay hasn't passed out yet.
Threesome? Go for a movie?
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No. 803132 ID: 72ed6b

>>803114
"You know, there's nothing wrong with trying to become immortal, as long as you don't do something evil to get there. I'm sure you and Nem could work something out."

"And maybe you could share those panties with Paula here; she deserves them after what you almost put her through. Losing all your memories is pretty much death."
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No. 803134 ID: f08985

Bully Razzay for being a nerdlinger. Shove her in a locker and yell "Moon Prism Magic!".
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No. 803171 ID: e136ae
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803171

You have SUCCESSFULLY COMPLETED A DATE!

Paula had a wonderful time and would gladly go out on a second date, but she's also quite cool if you're just happy with casual sex. Thanks to you, she will live to see the sunrise in the same body with the same memories.

Razzay reluctantly admits that she also had a great time but since she wasn't an actual dating choice she's not featured in this scene.

PAULA's secret as you found out was the MAYFLY CURSE. You earn 25 XP for revealing this secret and surviving the date. (NOTE: XP wasn't originally even a part of the Quest, I'm just awarding it because I might use it later).

For banging Paula, you unlocked LADY LUCK TRAIT: Gain a 1-UP for sexing your date and start with +2 Max Luck.

For RESOLVING Paula's twist, you have earned an ADDITIONAL RE-ROLL. This and future Johnnys now start with +1 Reroll.

For banging RAZZAY you have unlocked: MAGIC STARTING ITEM (Fun fact: This was part of several Fighting Fantasy game books, except no condom variations and the skill version sucked)
This and future Johnny's will be awarded a magical pill or condom:
- SKILL: Replenishes Skill to full and grants +1 skill for the next 15 minutes. Condoms award a +2 skill for the next lay applied to your favour and increases climax intensity.
- STAMINA: Replenishes Stamina to full. Condoms will allow you to last longer than your partner automatically.
- LUCK: Increases maximum luck by 1, replenishes luck to full. Condoms allow you to test your luck and if successful grants you the LOVER ability, no penalty on failure.

You earn 25 EXP for surviving the date.

You earn 50 EXP for having a successful date.

You earn 1 Lewd for a successful date. You may select either Paula or Razzay; lewd to be posted ... probably in discussion? I dunno, I'll post it here when I figured it out.


EPILOGUE

Paula will return to treasure hunting, wiser from the experience.

Razzay decided to take Johnny's advice and make plans for HER OWN QUEST! Probably starting sometime after Sami's Quest finishes.

And Johnny "Apples" Bravo?

You May Decide:
1. Johnny asked Paula for a second date; this concludes this Johnny's story for now and he may show up in Razzay Quest.
2. Johnny decided to be Friends with Benefits with Paula and try dating one of the other two girls. Paula tells Johnny to call her if he needs help, since she's heard one of the two remaining girls may try to kill him. Please choose between Teela or Samantha, and note that Johnny's rerolls do not refresh, but he will pick up the quest reward and have 3 available. You may also pick a starting magic item.
3. Johnny decided to be Friends with Benefits with Paula and to go on the Dating Show again. Note that Johnny's rerolls do not refresh, but he will pick up the quest reward and have 3 available. You may also pick a starting magic item.

Note that 2 and 3 will still start in separate threads.
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No. 803174 ID: 094652

4) Johnny ran screaming into the fields, his fingers digging through his skin and cracking his skull, and was never heard from again. Unbeknownst to all involved, there was another witch on the scene looking for an appropriate sacrifice to open her antediluvian portal of unfathomable evil, and found an idiot too stupid to gain massive insight from a glare into the void. Though, gaining Nem's favor would be such a thrill...

By sacrificing this Johnny, new Johnnys will now have +1 Insight, giving them the ability to warp reality with SIGNIFICANT risk. Higher insight will give them stronger powers and higher risks.
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No. 803176 ID: f08985

2. Samantha
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No. 803201 ID: 72ed6b

>>803171
1, spend some time on a proper date with Paula now that she's no longer worried about surviving the day.

> You earn 1 Lewd for a successful date. You may select either Paula or Razzay; lewd to be posted ... probably in discussion? I dunno, I'll post it here when I figured it out.

Paula, perhaps during/after a subsequent date. Now that her curse is lifted, ditch the condom, and take your time much more; without the literal deadline, you can take all night if you want to. And you do.
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No. 803214 ID: ca661e

>>803171
Option 1.

Lewd of Paula plz
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No. 803215 ID: b412df

1, since the whole curse thing kinda distracted things.
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No. 803216 ID: 3abd97

>>803214
This.
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No. 803252 ID: 600f38

>>803171
1.
Paula's curse derailed this one, so she needs a proper date.
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No. 803260 ID: e136ae

1 was selected.

All right; this Johnny's story ends here for now. He and Paula may show up in Razzay's Quest as side characters (or ... playable, I don't know. I have an idea for Razzay's Quest and it is slightly insane, or very if you ask some people on IRC.)

Since Paula's first impression of Johnny is someone who saved her life and fucked her brains out, chances are the second date will go well too -- but the second date is not paid for by The Show. However, maybe we will visit Johnny Apples later.

If you have any suggestions for Paula Lewds, feel free to drop them here. The lewd will be posted to here and Discussion when it's ready.
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No. 803290 ID: 72ed6b

>>803260
Long, slow, tender rather than frenzied; skip the condom, and talk to her about whether she might actually want to have an egg one day, as long as she's around to raise it.
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No. 803372 ID: 600f38

>>803290
...

Bats are mammals.
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No. 803373 ID: e136ae

>>803372
User is referencing the death curse that was on Paula. It created an egg in her system. Said egg has been cancelled and will be broken down and absorbed by her system.
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No. 805363 ID: e136ae
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805363

B&W Paula Lewd, chosen by Medic during chat.
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No. 805369 ID: e136ae
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Lewd reward, coloured.
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