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816941 No. 816941 ID: c9f250

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No. 816942 ID: c9f250
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816942

Oh gosh. I don't know if I'm ready for this.

Siphon said I was lounging around the base too much and not spending enough time on quests, so she pushed me out the door to go do some... shopping? For some reason?

But I kinda... got a little distracted... preening myself. ... K-ketza fluff is really distracting, OK?

And I, um, may have forgotten pretty much everything I was supposed to buy. And now I'm locked out.

But... that's okay! I have ᵯ200 of this place’s currency to spend, and I think I even remember which way the mall is!

Um, what kind of store should I look for? I haven't been inside before.
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No. 816944 ID: 3abd97

>>816942
Look for a porn store.
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No. 816945 ID: 01764f

Toys Not 4 Kids.
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No. 816946 ID: 56ffef

>>816942
Instead of shopping why not go explore the town maybe go make friends with that Skif guy he seemed cool.
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No. 816947 ID: 7fad5d

The adult sort of store. You're an adult, right? Adults go to adult stores.
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No. 816948 ID: 078a83

Look for a sand castle. I'm sure that's what stores look like here.
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No. 816949 ID: 56ffef

also check status, inventory, relationship, preening progress, and technology(Magic) screens.
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No. 816950 ID: 91ee5f

Go to the food store! You're a big guy and you need lots of food to fill you up, so you need to go eat all the food! Unless being in ketza form makes the amount you need to eat much smaller. But still! You're probably sick of whatever food you've always been eating on the ship, so this is your chance to go find something new to eat!
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No. 816951 ID: 3ce125

>>816942
Food. Taste the local cuisine!
Maybe a clothing store too so the crew can blend in better.
Also some local entertainment stuff so you can get more of a feeling for the culture.
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No. 816952 ID: 7b5dec

Go to the soup store for clothes! It's the one place you should be looking for clothes.
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No. 816953 ID: 56fca5

I think looking for that Skif guy sounds like a good idea. He might help you shop!
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No. 816954 ID: 8c3bc9

Toys 4 Not Kids
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No. 816956 ID: 01764f

Also, why am I the first person to say:

"Speep."
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No. 816959 ID: 7fad5d

>>816956
Speep isn't a store!
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No. 816960 ID: 26774e

Okay, WHO did you guys steal that m from?

Look for a food store, buy all the cheap food you can, and take it to your ship for processing.
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No. 816963 ID: 566eb8

You should probably go to a clothing store. Everyone on this planet wears clothes, so if you're walking around naked they'll either think you're an animal or an exhibitionist. And then the police will chase you out of the mall. So get clothes first!
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No. 816968 ID: c9f250
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816968

>>816956
SPEEP!!!

Did anyone see that? Okay, let's pretend that didn't happen.
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No. 817000 ID: be0718

You should go to Toys Actually 4 Kids and hide in a dollhouse. That'll surprise somebody!
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No. 817004 ID: 8cb228

Okay. Why don't you go to a big huge mall, and buy lots of random inexpensive but useful things from a HUGE variety of stores! That way you are more likely to get something useful that Siphon won't be upset with!
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No. 817034 ID: 143250

You should go to the mall, look into the user section of the mall.
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No. 817079 ID: 3373e2

Go to the oddly Convenient Store; maybe they have what you were looking for before you forgot.
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No. 817089 ID: f076ad

Going to the SHOPPING CENTER, yeah, that's the one, there's one store that Siphon would definitely want you to visit instead of her.

Toys 4 Not Kids

Also, this may be a bit early but, once you get to the mall, don't accidentally get stuck inside a vent shaft.
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No. 817106 ID: c9f250
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817106

> Food!
Food sounds nice. I'll get something to eat first while I try to come up with an actual plan.

> Toys 4 Not Kids
I don't think Siphon would send me to the store to—

... no, Siphon would definitely send me to the store to buy sex toys if she realized I was too distracted to object.

> Clothes
Yeah! I'll get some nice things to wear. ...I hope nobody minds that I'm naked right now.

> also check status, inventory, relationship, preening progress, and technology(Magic) screens.
All the screens are inside, so that will have to wait until I get back.

... Wow. I'm not used to places feeling this big.
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No. 817107 ID: c9f250
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817107

First things first. Time to pick a flavor. ... Oh gosh I don't recognize almost any of these. I'd better get a couple flavors to be safe.

ICE CREAMS:
Vanilla
Chocolate
Strawberry
Thin Mint
Ralian Road
Lizard Lemon
Dragon Delight
Kobold Krunch
Panvari Peanut Butter
Ski-thra Smore
El'himzen Pecan
Pam Special
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No. 817108 ID: 56ffef

>>817107
are we sure Ketza's can have chocolate we wouldn't want to cause a scene...
Dragon, Kobold put the kobold under the dragon though.
or you could just ask for samples.
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No. 817110 ID: 6fd52c

I wonder what Kobold Krunch is. Try that one with whatever else you might like. Maybe that Ski-thra Smore one?
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No. 817114 ID: 91ee5f

>>817107
>No prices.
Awesome, free ice cream!

Get 1 of each flavor!
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No. 817116 ID: f076ad

Ask them if they have any secret or special flavors. Something with a kick. Something to arouse your taste buds like never before!
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No. 817122 ID: 6cd244

I mean, everyone knows what the best flavor is. Just get like five scoops of strawberry.
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No. 817125 ID: 8d4593

Ask if they have Durian.
It's deliscious but in my experiance every ice cream place that carries it keeps it in back.
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No. 817131 ID: 7fad5d

Go for Dragon Delight.

>>817114
>no pricetag means it's free hahaahah!!!
You are, literally, the third-worst type of person in existence.
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No. 817132 ID: 8d4593

>>817131
>You are, literally, the third-worst type of person in existence.
As someone who was once a cashier. I must second this.
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No. 817133 ID: 8c3bc9

Ask if you're able to sample one of everything, surely he'll let a new customer try flavors to ensure they buy something!
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No. 817136 ID: 3373e2

If you wanna go for a safe bet Vanilla but if you wanna try something new go for Lizard Lemon.
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No. 817137 ID: 91ee5f

>>817131
>>817132
Wow, I can't believe you guys took that seriously. It's this new thing called "a joke". You should try it sometime.

Obviously, Gulketi is gonna pay for it because he's not a thief.
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No. 817140 ID: 3ce125

>>817107
Chocolate and mint. Literally cannot go wrong.
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No. 817142 ID: 143250

>>817137
I think they were only joking back, not taking it seriously. relax :)

vanilla. just boring ol' vanilla.
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No. 817144 ID: 01764f

>>817107
Lizard Lemon
Strawberry
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No. 817148 ID: 91ee5f

>>817142
That's the internet in a nutshell for ya. It's hard to tell if someone's being serious or not.
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No. 817153 ID: 8d4593

>>817137
It stops being a joke when you hear it 8-10 Times a Day, Every day.
Everyone else thought it was a funny joke too.
No. No it was not. Twas only a source of silent, festering rage.
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No. 817164 ID: be0718

Thin Mint, Dragon Delight, Kobold Krunch, Panvari Peanut Butter, oh my! So many flavors to get! Through careful deliberation and grueling scientific research, you've narrowed it down to just these four. Also, pretty moth!
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No. 817207 ID: 3abd97

Panvari Peanut Butter
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No. 817212 ID: 891b91

>>817107
kobold krunch. sounds like it has bones in it
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No. 817213 ID: 486e87

Ralian Road, if it's is what I think it is (Rocky Road) then it's good.
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No. 817326 ID: bfadb3

Buy the Amtsvane Apple from the hidden menu!
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No. 817377 ID: c9f250
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817377

> Kobold Krunch, but also every other flavor

Can do! So that's ᵯ3 spent, and I'll just have to use my Superior Navigation Skills to find my way forward while eating.

Oh, there's the sex store! Do I just... walk in? I could try to talk to the cashier, or look at naughty outfits, or head to the back... or browse around and see what catches my eye.

... Should I be worried about how tiny and cute I am?
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No. 817379 ID: f0e552

>>817377
nah! you'll be fine. Just walk in and start appraising the wares with your masterful eye.
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No. 817392 ID: 7fad5d

>>817377
Walk in and yell about how you're a nudist.
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No. 817408 ID: 56ffef

>>817377
walk in and yell "HELLO I AM A FLUFFY BIRD THING PRESENT ME WITH YOUR FINEST SEX!"
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No. 817411 ID: 3ce125

You can't go into a store like that without any hands free! Also you look even more like a kid while eating ice cream. Sit down and finish off one of those cones, at least.
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No. 817418 ID: 3abd97

>>817377
Just walk in. You're already naked, you'll fit in fine.
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No. 817454 ID: be0718

You should be. You must become tinier and cuter! But finish your ice cream first. It's rude to bring that into the store!
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No. 817479 ID: 566eb8

>>817392
>>817408
Don't fall victim to the nature of the ketza, you're not as easily swayed as Chei. Just walk in and calmly ask for recommendations for a girl you're shopping for. also maybe a vibrating preening brush
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No. 817495 ID: f076ad

Who's that in front of you? You should wait and see what that person does first.
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No. 817521 ID: 8d4593

>>817408
This is a perfect, fool proof plan that you will in no way regret.

Do this.
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No. 817530 ID: 72ed6b

>>817411
> You can't go into a store like that without any hands free!

This, exactly. Make your way through the mega-cone (slowly, don't get an ice cream headache), then go in.
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No. 817952 ID: 638191

>>817377
lodge yourself in the largest cleavage you can find past those doors
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No. 818118 ID: c9f250
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818118

> finish the ice cream, slowly
Problem solved!
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No. 818119 ID: c9f250
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818119

> "HELLO I AM A FLUFFY BIRD THING PRESENT ME WITH YOUR FINEST SEX!"
> This is a perfect, fool proof plan
> Don't fall victim to the nature of the ketza[...]Just walk in and calmly ask for recommendations
Right. Just be calm and responsible, which I totally am.

"Hello I am a fluffy bird thing in search of the finest sex."

Nailed it.

"Well you're in the right place! I sense you have a lot of curiosity and skittishness! Just look around or ask me anything and I'll do my best to help! And you don't look like you're from around here, what kind of fluffy bird thing are you?"

"Oh, um, I'm a ketza. Which is definitely a normal thing to see where I'm from, which is somewhere a ways away, and definitely not space."

"What a coincidence, I'm from somewhere a ways away and definitely not space too! This town must be pretty popular. I ended up here in my journey to spread joy and test my wares on as many subjects as possible! By the way my name's Kilra."

"P-popular? Huh. Oh right, my name's Gulketi. Gulketi the ketza. Yep."

"Well, fluffy bird, I sense some very interesting kinks from you already. So tell me, what kind of Sexperience™ are you aiming for?"
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No. 818123 ID: 7fad5d

>>818119
"Well, I got bored experimenting with post-cheesegrater hypervore neotransformation, do you have anything further along the recursive irony axis?"
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No. 818124 ID: 01764f

>>818119
"Watching ladies try on clothing is definitely a kink of mine and this is not in anyway a shenanigans."
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No. 818126 ID: 3abd97

>what kind of Sexperience™ are you aiming for?
Public exhibitionism with a sex shop shopkeeper in the middle of a sex shop.
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No. 818127 ID: f90eeb

>>818126
>>818124
Wait no don't forget that ketzas don't work like amtsvane, if you think too much about all these weird ideas and leave your tilde unchecked you might get an- oh no.

You should probably ask the shopkeeper to direct you to the clothing department.
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No. 818141 ID: f076ad

>>818119
>Nailed
:|

>>818124
This.
>>818126
And this.

It cannot be more perfect.
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No. 818149 ID: f45318

"Y-you're the expert, why n-not show me some choices?"

The cute stutter is very important~
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No. 818292 ID: 56ffef

>>818149
nail this~
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No. 818299 ID: 72ed6b

>>818119
"Size differences. Suppose, hypothetically, I was much larger, and all my parts were proportionally larger. And, say, you weren't."
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No. 818463 ID: c9f250
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818463

> hit on kilra, then clothing

"Sexperience, um...

Y-you're the expert, why n-not give me some choices?"

"Oh, a chance to use my special skills~ Don't worry, you're in great hands! To start with I'm getting some strong size difference vibes off of you. Into the big ladies?"

"I-I can be very big!"

"Oh, a polymorphing type~? Big green monster scooping up anyone that catches his eye?"

"U-umm! S-something like that?"

"Then you should hit me up some time! I'd love to see what you're capable of. And I can be quite a challenge myself~"

Oh gosh.

...did I mention I don't have perfect control over staying in ketza form? So soft and poofy and easily distracted-- I mean, um, I'd better not let my FLUFF METER get too high if I don't want to suddenly turn back into an amtsvane. Which I probably shouldn’t do in the middle of a shopping center. I'd better only ask a few more questions before I head over to look at the kinky clothing. Surely that will be nice and relaxing. and nothing unexpected will happen.
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No. 818466 ID: be0718

Remind us of all the things that could possibly set off your fluff meter. So we can avoid them, of course.
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No. 818467 ID: 01764f

>>818463
Here's a good question to ask:
"C-could you please preen me?"
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No. 818473 ID: 3ce125

>>818463
Is there a small form like the ketza that you can turn into which is easier to control? If you get too riled up you should leave and go somewhere to calm down like a bathroom.

Describe Siphon to her and ask if she's got anything that she'd like.
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No. 818476 ID: 6cd244

Can you convert fluff meter into tilde meter? I feel like in the worst case scenario, the latter is much less dangerous to max out than the former.

Ask her if she's got anything calming or relaxing around here, and if not, you should probably break off conversation before you go into maximum overpoof.
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No. 818479 ID: 7fad5d

>>818463
"Please demonstrate any preening-related products. On me."
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No. 818480 ID: 91ee5f

>>818463
That's weird. Her hands are oddly shaped. Like they're normal sized hands instead of the giant oven mitt sized hands that neumono normally have. How weird!
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No. 818494 ID: c9f250

>>818480
Shh, look I'll go fix it later, I was focusing on the goofy faces.
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No. 818499 ID: 91ee5f

>>818494
Hmmm, I see your point. Those goofy faces are important to the story! XD
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No. 818513 ID: f076ad

>Fluff Meter too high
Ask her if she can pat you and hug you.
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No. 818555 ID: df00b4

I know it says Korli but it's just to gad dang fittin.
>>/draw/27711
>>/draw/27471
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No. 818559 ID: f2e40c

What increases fluff meter and what decreases it?
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No. 818561 ID: c9f250
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818561

> Remind us of all the things that could possibly set off your fluff meter.

There's getting teased, getting preened, loud noises, getting too lewd...

> Is there a small form like the ketza that you can turn into which is easier to control?

I haven't really tried to polymorph anything else. Now probably isn't the best time to practice.

> Preening

"I can be fun when I'm small too! You c-could preen me and feel all my soft fluff right now i-if you wanted to~!"

"Sure thing, cutie!"
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No. 818562 ID: c9f250
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818562

...That was nice.

Oh, it's the lady I saw walking in. Should I say hi?
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No. 818564 ID: 56ffef

>>818562
"Hello nice lady how are you on this fine day?" initiate the ketza greeting ritual of rubbing your body on the other person.
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No. 818565 ID: 8c3bc9

FLUFF HUG
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No. 818575 ID: f076ad

Hmm, Daatra said that she has a fluff fetish. Also domination something something orgasm denial.

You should hug Daatra's leg and beg her to "please be gentle and not forceful with you".
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No. 818578 ID: 91ee5f

>>818562
Compliment her amazing hips!
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No. 818579 ID: 3d2d5f

Go be cute to the nice lady.

If your fluff meter starts to get too high, get the shopkeer to duck out the back door with you. You'll be outside then, and won't break anything getting big! (Well except maybe the shopkeeper, hopefully in a good way).
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No. 818595 ID: 8d4593

"Hey pretty lady"
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No. 818603 ID: 56fca5

>>Go be cute to the nice lady.
>>818595
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No. 818610 ID: be0718

yeah, sure! She's only worried about getting spotted by people who know her in the sex shop! Being accosted by strangers is perfectly fine!
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No. 818712 ID: c9f250
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818712

> Say hi cutely

Okay, I'll speep up at her and take it from there.

"DAATRA CHECK OUT THIS SCARF--"

Is that... Ceridwen, here? She looks panic! Oh no! I'm panic!
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No. 818713 ID: be0718

She's not wearing any pants! Quick, save her from embarrassment in front of her friend!
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No. 818714 ID: 3ce125

>>818712
Your meter's almost maxed! Imminent danger! Run for it!
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No. 818719 ID: 3abd97

Helpfully point out she forgot her pants. Clothes wearing creatures appreciate such reminders!

Then run and hide behind the shopkeeper.
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No. 818721 ID: fc33ea

Panic beeping!
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No. 818722 ID: fe7355

ALERT: FLUFF LEVEL CRITICAL! Oh, no! You can't risk maxing out FLUFF and turning into a amtsvane in here! FLEE! Say nothing, turn and flee as quick as you can out of this store and preferably the mall! You should not be in a enclosed space right now!

What can bring your FLUFF levels down? Because you'll need to do that before returning to the mall.
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No. 818725 ID: 8c3bc9

SPEEP
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No. 818726 ID: 6cd244

Run up to her and hug her leg and tell her she needs to help with your fluff meter so you don't explode and destroy the mall and also try not to knock her down while you're panicking
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No. 818728 ID: 91ee5f

>>818712
Run away before you turn giant and destroy the mall! You'd make Ceridwen mad if you did that and don't want to make her mad do you?!
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No. 818773 ID: 8d4593

>>818725
This
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No. 818783 ID: ed67d9
818783

>>818725
SPEEP. Agreed with the speep.
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No. 818793 ID: f076ad

Speep and panic!
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No. 818795 ID: ed67d9
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818795

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No. 818796 ID: ed67d9
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818796

Make look cute this bow for Amaranth-so-styli—

Apologize profusely Amaranth does to existing quest. Leave now Amaranth with haste.

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No. 818797 ID: 45db1c

>>818796
That bow looks great on you, Amaranth. See you later.
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No. 818800 ID: f076ad

Bye bye Amaranth-so-contemporary...

...

What just happened.

Anyway, resume panicking!
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No. 818821 ID: 56fca5

Resume Speeping
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No. 818822 ID: 56ffef

>>818795
BULL RUSH Ceridwen back into the dressing room.>>818796
quite cute amerath
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No. 818832 ID: 7dbffe

Close yours eyes for a moment and try to calm down before greeting Ceri, obviously they must know each other so you have to make Ceri look good in front of her friend!
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No. 818839 ID: c88e6d

>>818796
Preen Gulketi a bit as you leave Amaranth-so-fashionable, we need to get him to turn into an amtsvane.
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No. 818846 ID: 8d4593

Don't flee! You still need the cute counter girl's number.
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No. 818935 ID: 638191

>>818795
speep right into her dragon bits
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No. 819366 ID: 56ffef

Gulketi how full is your (boy)MILK stat?
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No. 819670 ID: c9f250
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819670

speep speep SPEEP SPEEP SPEEP--
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No. 819671 ID: c9f250
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819671

...everything is belly rubs and preening...

"He's adorable."

"Gulketi... Daatra"

"S-speep~"

...oh. We're not in the mall anymore.

"But why are you here?"

"Siphon sent me to buy something, but being a ketza is so distracting I forgot what it was and then I had ice cream and then I want to the Not 4 Kids store because it's probably why Siphon sent me here. I mean, let's be real."

Ceridwen looks even more shocked at the mention of Siphon. Strange.

"So he's your friend? How'd you two meet?"

Oops, the totally-not-too-intimate preening made me forget that this is a new acquaintance. And she's probably never heard of an amtsvane or a duduk or a ketza. Better let Ceridwen take care of introductions.

Is there anything I should bring up to make sure we start off on a good foot?
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No. 819673 ID: be0718

You've got two dicks! And they're both bigger than her!

Also, your fluff meter is draining fast. This will not do! Get preened harder!
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No. 819674 ID: f076ad

You should tell Daatra that she's very pretty.
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No. 819682 ID: 8c3bc9

please keep preening me
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No. 819684 ID: 094652

>>819682
this times goatee
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No. 819690 ID: 8d4593

Fail to notice your boner.
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No. 819695 ID: 56fca5

You still haven't told her she is pretty yet.
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No. 819702 ID: 91ee5f

>>819670
>Top left corner.
Amaranth and her pink bow?

>>819671
>Daatra
Well, now you know her name.

>Is there anything I should bring up to make sure we start off on a good foot?
Comment on Daatra's amazingly thicc hips and thighs!
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No. 819717 ID: 56ffef

>>819671
"pwease ignore anything tied with a ribbon."
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No. 819718 ID: da1d6c

>>819690
Well, considering half tilde bar... it should be showing
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No. 819777 ID: 8cb228

Please keep preening me! You're so pretty! W..will you preen me forever?
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No. 819826 ID: 53322f

She must know how pretty you think she is~
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No. 820513 ID: c9f250
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820513

Oh, we're back at the mall. Also, uh, aardvark? Gotta love aardvarks.

So comfy...
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No. 820514 ID: c9f250
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820514

Oh no. No more petting!

"S-speep I'm free??"

"For now. An alpha always toys with her prey for a while before going for the strike~"

"S-speep!? Oh gosh are you um. You're pretty."

"Ssss!?" Now she's blushing too.

"Didn't you have to shop for Siphon or something?"

"Maybe? I don't know?? Aaaa."

"Sshhhsspeep.

"--Just be calm. Go shopping. Check out all the, um, toys. We'll meet again later! GO FORTH TINY KETZA AND LOOK AT ALL THE FUN SEX TOYS FOR SEX WHICH MAY OR MAY NOT SEE USE PRETTY SOON."

"speep!"
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No. 820515 ID: c9f250
File 150190257520.png - (17.95KB , 800x600 , gulketi_016.png )
820515

They're going off to another store... leaving me all by myself in an aisle full of sex toys with a tilde bar just shy of getting really embarrassing. At least Ceriketza won't have to deal with that problem.

What kind of toys should I buy? Ideally something I can use to fluster Siphon back, but that's kind of really hard! A-and things to use on newer friends.
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No. 820516 ID: a363ac

>>820515
Buy literally everything that looks like Siphon doesn't have one of them. She will probably thank you for all the new things to play with.
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No. 820517 ID: be0718

Get her some socks.
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No. 820518 ID: 923adf

That purple thing to your right
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No. 820519 ID: 8c3bc9

Gulketi, are you licking that item
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No. 820520 ID: 0d1514

>>820515
The pencil
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No. 820521 ID: a363ac

>>820516
https://pastebin.com/zviy1f6S for reasons involving NSFW links and being lazy here is a list.
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No. 820522 ID: a363ac

>>820519
also gulketi don't touch things if you aren't buying them ESPECIALLY with your tongue!
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No. 820523 ID: 6cd244

Hey you probably shouldn't lick those, even if they are clean.

I'm not sure what you could possibly fluster Siphon with, but look for anything they're selling that needs to be plugged into a wall. You might have to try an easier friend to fluster. There's a certain grouchy friend of yours who definitely needs a handful of vibrating mechanical products and would fluster easily, and maybe you should set aside one to give to your new lizardy friend as a token of friendship when you next see her.
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No. 820528 ID: 91ee5f

>>820515
>At least Ceriketza won't have to deal with that problem.
If only he knew~.

Hey, what's that in the bottom right of the picture? That better not be Ceri's stuff because it was already established that Daatra picked all of that up and is carrying it and Ceri!

But if that's the business suit that Ceri put over your head earlier, then buy that!
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No. 820552 ID: 173b46

Buy a ballgag to use on Siphon.
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No. 820562 ID: a62648

I don't know what that purple thing to the right is but it is large and purple and roughly egg shaped and will be perfect for Siphon.
Also where is that Bizznezz suit you just had on you need to find it and buy it cause Business ketza.
Or mayhaps BUSINESS SIPHON!

>>820521
Pankank you Glorious Fuck return my sides this instant!
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No. 820583 ID: f37295

Buy matching color-coded vibrators for each member of your party, so they don't get mixed up. Don't forget Prince Chei, you'll see him soon!
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No. 820611 ID: 3abd97

>>820515
Be sure to check the sex toys for quality by licking them.

>what get
Lessee, what hasn't been suggested yet.

*Slave collars.
*A mouse trap, to fluster Siphon
*The most complicated set of sex dice
*Buttplugs
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No. 820622 ID: 56fca5

I like the idea of egg-based toy.
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No. 820868 ID: 462670

Don't forget to get Siphon the most exotic (to totally-not-aliens) lube you can find, because she totally collects lube right? To experiment with using one planet's lube on another's races, like bird juice on Ceri~
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No. 820872 ID: c9f250
File 150209489676.png - (17.75KB , 800x600 , gulketi_017.png )
820872

> Gulketi, are you licking that item
I-I wasn't!

> That purple thing to your right
Oh, that's Ceridwen's backpack. I think Daatra was too distracted by ketza to grab it.

Should I take it with me for safekeeping?
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No. 820873 ID: 143250

Yes. But that means you will have to go to the user section of the store, as they will be heading there after ice cream break.
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No. 820874 ID: 6cd244

Yeah, take it with you. You'll meet up with her again sooner or later, and if it gets stuck in a lost and found box somewhere she'll probably never find it.
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No. 820876 ID: be0718

Yeah. It's for camping with you guys anyway and pretty much full, so she doesn't need it yet! She'll thank you later.
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No. 820877 ID: 8c3bc9

Keep bag safely for now, Ceri may need your fuzzyness soon with ice cream!
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No. 820878 ID: 3abd97

You should pack it with sex toys. Ceri will appreciate your help, later!
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No. 820881 ID: 56fca5

Well, you definitely should not just leave it lying around. But she might get upset when she realizes she forgot it. Finish your shopping around here and then go find her.
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No. 820927 ID: f37295

>>820878
Yes, Ceri's been having trouble keeping her tilde levels down. Get her a vibrator that she can keep under her clothes and turn on when she's having Tilde Troubles™ as a gift from a friend.
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No. 821013 ID: a363ac

>>820872
hold onto that stuff.
also write "Sexy Dragon lady" on it so you don't lose it.
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No. 821014 ID: 91ee5f

>>820872
Hold onto it and don't spend her money!
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No. 821189 ID: c9f250
File 150224343102.png - (11.40KB , 800x600 , gulketi_018.png )
821189

> mouse trap
'Instant bondage, just throw at target.' Sounds good.

> so many vibrators
Okay, I got a twelve pack.

> complicated sex dice
How do you even interpret these? This might take some experimenting.

> exotic lube
Got it!

> 20 foot THE GIANT
I-I think I'll be okay without that!

> keep Ceri's things safe
Backpack obtained.

> put everything in the backpack
Of course!


Well, that shop is done. Clothing is next, I think? There's apparently a lizard clothing store and a mammal clothing store. Where to?
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No. 821190 ID: be0718

Walk into the lizard clothing store because that's totally what ketzas are and you are definitely a ketza
>>
No. 821193 ID: 91ee5f

>>821189
Waaaaiit a minute! You just put everything in the backpack, but you never mentioned anything about paying for any of that! You just stole all of that stuff, didn't you?! Bad Gulketi! No stealing! Go back and pay for all of that!
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No. 821194 ID: 143250

rolled 3 = 3

>complicated sex dice How do you even interpret these? This might take some experimenting.

Lets roll one of the dice, and try it now and see what happens!

go to user section of the store
>>
No. 821195 ID: a363ac

>>821189
Don't Pay let the sexy lagomorph lady find you like a game of "Super Sexy Adamantium Siphon and chei the prey." she might even lock you up in a dungeon like a game of "Mistress Siphon and the Misbehaving Chei."
>>
No. 821196 ID: a363ac

>>821189
which store you go to depends on if female Ketza's have boobs or not if they do go to Mammal store if they don't go to Lizard store.
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No. 821200 ID: ed67d9

>>821189
Reptile store!
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No. 821203 ID: 3abd97

>There's apparently a lizard clothing store and a mammal clothing store. Where to?
Ask the nice counter bunny lady if you count more as a lizard or a mammal cause you're not sure either is technically right. You're sort of a fluffy lizardish thing?
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No. 823519 ID: fa24ad

Woah how'd I miss this quest intersecting with dragon romance this is great aaaaAAA

Make sure you pay for those sex items and maybe flirt some more, then head to the Love Yourself store, because you're neither a mammal nor lizard; plus it sounds like a nice place to 'love yourself' with those items you just bought!

You totally won't make a large-breast birb angery or run into any shenanigans along the way!
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No. 823698 ID: c9f250
File 150311309337.png - (22.08KB , 800x600 , gulketi_019.png )
823698

> Pay
Of course I paid! Even if I'm not sure where Siphon got this money.

> depends on if female Ketzas have boobs
Reptile store it is. Oh, the clerk fell asleep.
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No. 823701 ID: 8c3bc9

Fuzzily hug him awake
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No. 823704 ID: be0718

You don't have to pay if he's not awake. Go find something in your size!
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No. 823705 ID: ba56e6

>>823698
holy shit is that Vibrant?
is Vibrant wearing clothes?

go say hi
>>
No. 823707 ID: 91ee5f

>>823705
>Vibrant
Who?
>>
No. 823708 ID: ba56e6

>>823707
The blue one in the background.
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No. 823713 ID: 91ee5f

>>823708
Still doesn't tell me who that is.
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No. 823716 ID: 3ce125

>>823698
Buy a shirt for Siphon, and yourself. See if there's anything that would fit your red science lady friend.
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No. 823717 ID: ba56e6

>>823713
https://tgchan.org/wiki/The_World_Is_Mine[/spoiler]
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No. 823719 ID: 91ee5f

>>823717
Oh, now I get it!
>>
No. 823723 ID: 23c164

Your tilde bar is pretty high. Go find some pants before you suffer the same fate as Ceridwen. That fish lizard over there knows what's up.
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No. 823765 ID: 79756e

Meme shirts. Really.

Wake up the clerk and ask them if they have any shirts with strategically placed holes in the front.
Also, ask them if they can make shirts with custom logos on them. Yeah, I want a shirt with Ceri's face on it.

Lastly, ask the blue guy how much for his pants.
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No. 823883 ID: a363ac

>>823698
wear Clerks shirt
>>
No. 823932 ID: fa24ad

Wake up the clerk and scold him. There's a thief on the lose in the mall, so he needs to be on guard! Drooling on the counter is also unsanitary! And this poor fish reptile looks like he needs assistance!

Unless he's actually dead. Don't scold him if he's dead.
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No. 823942 ID: 3abd97

>holy shit is that Vibrant?
Given what happened with Korli Kilra, that's probably Varbont.

>Oh, the clerk fell asleep.
Look around the store and find a cute hat to perch on the sleeping clerk's head.

>Shirts
Find an illustrated "dicks" shirt for yourself.
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No. 826193 ID: c9f250
File 150413362551.png - (13.52KB , 800x600 , gulketi_020.png )
826193

> hug him awake

This is comfy.

...I think he's even less awake now.
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No. 826197 ID: a363ac

>>826193
Well I guess it is nap time then go ahead and sleep on the counter.
>>
No. 826210 ID: 3abd97

>>826193
>even less awake
Oh no! Did you smother him with your fluff?!

You need mouth to mouth, stat!
>>
No. 826211 ID: 3ce125

Give him a nudge.
>>
No. 826214 ID: 8c3bc9

MaximumNUZZLE
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No. 826215 ID: c2051e

Nibble him awake.
>>
No. 826224 ID: 56fca5

How do Ketzas wake people up? Preening? Preening.
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No. 826229 ID: e8f4bd

Looks like he's having a nice dream. We need to change that.

Whisper subliminal things into his ear such as, "You're getting demoted", "Your shoes are untied", "The ice cream is melting", "Your lover just left you.", and lastly.. *mosquito sounds*.
>>
No. 826274 ID: be0718

Enlist the lizard's help in waking up that clerk with his big slappy tail!
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No. 826584 ID: c9f250
File 150425114761.png - (14.03KB , 800x600 , gulketi_021.png )
826584

> Preening.

I think he's awake now.
>>
No. 826586 ID: 8c3bc9

"hello sir, may I be shown your finest shirts"
>>
No. 826588 ID: e8f4bd

Ask them if they can make shirts with custom logos on them. It's draw-a-dress time!
>>
No. 826589 ID: 9b80a5

say "your whole life is a lie and you need to wake up" and just walk away and buy a shirt from a different store and hope you never meet them again
>>
No. 826592 ID: 3ce125

>>826586
Yes.
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No. 826622 ID: be0718

"hello I would like to buy one clothes please"
>>
No. 826770 ID: 3abd97

>>826584
Offer to buy the shirt off his back. Clearly it's the best shirt here or he wouldn't be wearing it.
>>
No. 827405 ID: 56fca5

>>826622
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No. 827481 ID: c9f250
File 150450065646.png - (9.37KB , 800x600 , gulketi_022.png )
827481

>>826229
>>826586
>>826589
>>826622
>>826770

I know exactly what to say.

"Hello you're demoted I would like to buy a shirt your whole life is a lie can I buy the shirt you're wearing wake up before it's too late."

"S-Security?"
>>
No. 827482 ID: 8c3bc9

i am the security, yes

i would like to see your finest customizable shirts

>>
No. 827484 ID: ae9b99

heh, he thinks your name is Security. how funny. Better let him know your name is not Security, but is actually Gulketi
>>
No. 827486 ID: 3ce125

"No, my name is Gulketi."
>>
No. 827491 ID: 8d4593

>>827486
No, this is Gulketi.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSzOXtXm8p0
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No. 827498 ID: e8f4bd

Hello I love you can you make a shirt with Ceri's face on it?
>>
No. 827534 ID: a363ac

>>827498
yes
>>
No. 827535 ID: db1520

I recommend kissing
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No. 827560 ID: 3abd97

>>827486
Perfect.
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No. 828724 ID: c9f250
File 150482880878.png - (19.59KB , 800x600 , gulketi_023.png )
828724

"No my name is Gulketi I love you can you make a shirt with Ceri's face on it?"

"Riiight. Hello, uh, Gulketi. I don't even... you want a custom shirt?"

"E-excuse me is it okay if I try on something like this shirt."
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No. 828725 ID: a363ac

>>828724
tell the nice lizard man yes and ask him if he has heard of the nice dragon lady that you met a couple of days ago that hugged you and if he thinks you should marry her.
>>
No. 828727 ID: e8f4bd

just nod and act cute
>>
No. 828738 ID: 56fca5

>>828727

I agree.
>>
No. 828749 ID: be0718

i like your shirt how much is it can i take it home
>>
No. 828818 ID: ed67d9

>>828724
nod, say yes, and then start speeping.
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No. 828835 ID: c9f250
File 150485587144.gif - (64.02KB , 800x600 , gulketi_024.gif )
828835

[Speeping Intensifies]

"I will. I will take that as a yes. Here's a pad of paper. Show me the custom shirt graphic you want."

"Sorry about that miss. What were you asking? Try on the shirt? I guess that's okay."


"thankyou"
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No. 828837 ID: 02a0f7
File 150485613184.png - (6.22KB , 620x554 , oblig.png )
828837

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No. 828844 ID: ed67d9
File 150485765240.png - (45.19KB , 624x685 , pst-shirt2-fixed.png )
828844

>>828835
*cracks knuckles*

Let's do this RIGHT.
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No. 828847 ID: 3ce125

Gulketi how good are you at art? You wouldn't want a badly drawn Ceri face on your shirt would you?

You should probably get some other kind of shirt anyway.
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No. 828851 ID: 91ee5f

>>828844
Let me guess, that's supposed to be Siphon, right?

And I'm guessing P.S.T. is supposed to stand for "Purposely Shows Tits". Am I right?
>>
No. 828856 ID: ed67d9

>>828851
Perfectly Sized Tits. And yes it is!
>>
No. 828862 ID: 12aed4

>>828856
Present Said Tits.

Though it's more Multiple Sized Tits.

>>828835
Gulketi this is important! You must introduce this planet to Dickbutt.
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No. 828885 ID: a363ac
File 150487764443.png - (63.72KB , 1152x648 , Gulketi Ceri shirt.png )
828885

A masterpiece of ketza artwork.
>>
No. 828903 ID: ae9b99

>>828885
This. Ceri will sure to be your bestest friend if you wore this shirt.
>>
No. 828916 ID: 3fb646

>>828844
I mean, they are perfectly sized!
>>
No. 828969 ID: 9c2d0c

rare situation where Steve Shirt seems entirely appropriate.
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No. 828983 ID: ca0e20
File 150491826641.png - (70.08KB , 930x740 , Gulketi Quest Shirt.png )
828983

>>
No. 828984 ID: 91ee5f

>>828983
This!
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No. 828995 ID: 830fb7

>>828983
Yep this is perfect
>>
No. 828997 ID: 8d4593

-..-
They're all good.
>>
No. 828998 ID: ba506f

>>828983
might as well get 2 so you can give the other to ceri.
>>
No. 829000 ID: 3ce125

>>828983
Oh hey if you do that one you can give one to Ceri too!
>>
No. 829002 ID: 3abd97

Put the runner up graphic on a pair of panties.
>>
No. 829039 ID: b5fb67

>>829002

Yes.
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No. 829045 ID: a363ac

>>829002
lets do it
>>
No. 829049 ID: 314bcd

>>829002

Runner up pantsu must be done.
>>
No. 829092 ID: ec7cc5

>>828983
Yes.
>>829002
Also yes.
>>
No. 829094 ID: 3fb646

>>829002
Totally.
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No. 829118 ID: e8f4bd
File 150495111772.png - (27.47KB , 250x250 , BabyFaceCeri.png )
829118

Babyface Ceri
>>
No. 829451 ID: 094652

>>829118
This with a 1930's gangster outfit!
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No. 829752 ID: 8c51fa

>>828844
This is the best choice.

>>828983
This is also good.
>>
No. 829832 ID: ae7c09

>>828983

I really like this one
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No. 830795 ID: c9f250
File 150553610595.png - (14.48KB , 800x600 , gulketi_025.png )
830795

"Good, but pose a little more like this."

"I, um, okay?"

"Tilt your head up a little more."

"This?"

"Great! Thanks. Okay make the shirts exactly like this!!"

"I...

Sure.

Two shirts is ᵯ40. And with your other... order, that comes to ᵯ70."


This went great! And I still have several money left. What now?
>>
No. 830803 ID: be0718

Visit the lonely old bird in Love Yourself.
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No. 830815 ID: 3fb646

>>830795
More eye cream!
>>
No. 830816 ID: 3ce125

Hey you still have Ceri's stuff! You should go looking for her so you can return it.
>>
No. 830822 ID: 91ee5f

>>830815
>>830816
These!
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No. 830842 ID: 6509bf

Go on a preening spree.
>>
No. 830855 ID: 9c1f3f

Just wear your cutest tights
>>
No. 830858 ID: ae9b99
File 150557281837.jpg - (244.47KB , 800x600 , secrets.jpg )
830858

lets go to whatever this shop is, where the secrets are.
>>
No. 830885 ID: 746c33

>>830858
This is the only correct idea
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No. 831429 ID: c9f250
File 150581494505.gif - (60.92KB , 800x600 , gulketi_026.gif )
831429

I thank the clerk and the lizard lady and head out. A hallway full of secrets? Well I love finding out--





--cream was a great idea! I forgot how this was going to help me find Ceridwen though.
>>
No. 831451 ID: 2b3198

What were the secreeeeets?!

Anyway, finding Ceri is easy. You just need to feel the LEWD signal and follow it. You can sense the LEWD, right?
>>
No. 831455 ID: a363ac

>>831429
finding Ceri is easy enough just think of what you know about her and where she would go. like that store Love Yourself maybe she is in there she does seem to have a problem with losing her clothes a bunch~
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No. 831465 ID: 2fe26a

The haaaaaaax! Tell Siphon to stop messing with causality.
>>
No. 831517 ID: 3ce125

>>831429
What kind of weird-ass shit just happened?

Hey what kind of magic can you use aside from polymorph?
>>
No. 831521 ID: 314bcd

Getting Ceri a Dragon Delight eye cream is totally all the help needed; she'll be surprised to see you prepared a flavor for her!
>>
No. 831534 ID: 2b3198

>>831517
It looks like there was an animation, but due to loading error or something it bugged out and skipped the part with secrets.
>>
No. 831794 ID: 3fb646

>>831429
Told you eye cream was the way to go! No secrets there, to Love yourself!
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No. 832012 ID: c9f250
File 150602340895.gif - (14.24KB , 800x600 , gulketi_027.gif )
832012

> The haaaaaaax! Tell Siphon to stop messing with causality.

Siphon pls! I'm not sure why I'm saying that, but she probably earned it!

> Getting Ceri a Dragon Delight eye cream is totally all the help needed; she'll be surprised to see you prepared a flavor for her!

Yes. For Ceri. Of course.

>>831451
>>831455
>>831794

Head toward stores she would like while looking for LEWD? Okay, I'll trust in my ketza senses, feeling the air caress my feathers and tasting it with my tongue. It feels like the most lewd is THIS WAoh hi Skif.
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No. 832014 ID: f4bda2

>>832012
Is that Skif, or one of his parents? Make sure before saying hello, otherwise you may seen as a racist.
>>
No. 832017 ID: 91ee5f

>>832012
Don't lick that sharp blade thingy! You're going to cut your tongue!

>>832014
I agree! Don't be racist!
>>
No. 832021 ID: 2b3198

>>832014 >>832017 >>832020
Look again. It's animated and Gulketi does open his eyes to see it's Skif.
>>
No. 832023 ID: 3ce125

Ask him if he's seen Ceri.
>>
No. 832024 ID: be0718

Yowch! Are you sure it's Skif? I thought he was playing mission control.
>>
No. 832025 ID: 314bcd

look at this beautiful eye cream I have prepared for Ceri
>>
No. 832028 ID: 2b3198

>hi Skif
Ask Skif if he's also feeling lewd and wants Ceri to taste his cream
>>
No. 832030 ID: a363ac

>>832028
Ask Skif if he is feeling all hot and Sweaty your Ketza sense tells you Ceri would like this.
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No. 832043 ID: 3abd97

>>832012
Don't just lick the tip, blow that thing properly.
>>
No. 832082 ID: 3fb646

>>832012
Hi Skif! I haven't seen you since I gave you that shower! Remember? On the beach? When I was an Amtsvane? Remember? With Ceri?
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No. 832275 ID: c9f250
File 150616523324.png - (15.12KB , 800x600 , gulketi_028.png )
832275

"Hi Skif! You look all worked up. Have you seen Ceri? I have all this cream for her but she took off all her clothes after being lewd in front of people and I don't know where she went. Did you have anything for her too?"

"Oh, Gulketi, H--

...

u-um y-no, yes?"


Was it his tilde bar I was picking up? The feeling is even stronger now.

And I think he broke a little.
>>
No. 832277 ID: 3ce125

Gulketi how do you even know about Ceri being lewd???
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No. 832278 ID: 100607

Tell him that that's great, you two can go look for her together. Tell him that you were just sensing feeling LEWD and if he wants, you can teach him how to feel LEWD also so that he'll be able to grope for Ceri in the right way.
>>
No. 832279 ID: 314bcd

Grab him by the pants, we'll look for Ceri together!

SENSINGFEELING FOR LEWD TOGETHER, AWAY!
>>
No. 832281 ID: ca0e20

He seems to be looking past you. Is there something lewd happening behind you?
>>
No. 832283 ID: 100607

>>832281
Judging by the bulge on his pants, he's probably imagining what Gulketi said, that is, Ceri being lewd in front of people.
>>
No. 832288 ID: a363ac

>>832275
smell his face like a snake. it might help pull him out of his brokenness.
>>
No. 832297 ID: 8d4593

WE WILL FIND HER TOGETHER!
We must be careful though. She may find us first!
>>
No. 832302 ID: 3abd97

>>832275
>And I think he broke a little.
Shove an ice cream in his face! Ice cream fixes all!
>>
No. 832303 ID: be0718

Fix it with eye cream! Turns out buying it in advance for Ceri was a bad idea and now it's starting to melt. We don't even know where she is yet! Hey, did Ceri tell you where to meet her before you broke contact with her communication portal?
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No. 832312 ID: 91ee5f

>>832275
You know, Skif might be able find Ceri easier than you can. Why don't you give Skif the backpack full of Ceri's stuff? Make sure you take out all sex toys that you bought and put in there!

Tell Skif that Ceri dropped her backpack earlier and you've been trying to find her to give it back to her, but you can't seem to be able to find her. So tell him to give it to her the next time he sees her.
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No. 832459 ID: c2695e

Ask him about his growing tilde bar and offer to help him take care of it, you even have all the toys you need already!
>>
No. 832465 ID: 3fb646

>>832275
Oh no, He needs Ceri to help him with his tilde! Time is of the essence, we must follow the lewd!
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No. 832491 ID: ae9b99

moar eye cream, but this time with Skiff. I wonder if the vendor will recognize you.
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No. 832515 ID: 56fca5

Find him a Ceri! Quickly!
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No. 832643 ID: c9f250
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832643

"Should we fill up with cream together or go find Ceri to give her some? Any idea where she could be?"

"Cream? ......oh. Not right now. Look, Ceri said she was sneaking around the mall naked and excited about it so I got over here as fast as I could."

"Wow, that's more risqué than I expected! We should be able to feel lewd and grope her out easily!"

"What."

"Are you ready? Just let the air run through your fluff and-- oh you might have too many clothes on. Can you take your shirt off? How do you get shirts on and off anyway?"

"That is not the issue to worry about if you're stripping me to get lewd in the middle of the mall."

"It's no problem, really. Shove it in the backpack with all the sex outfits Ceri bought earlier."

Yeah, that was definitely his tilde bar I was feeling. I hope it doesn't rub off on me too much; mine's still elevated from earlier.

How do I convince him what a perfectly good plan this is?
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No. 832644 ID: 9b798b

"Ceri is running around naked so to find her you have to act like her and get all naked! I'm already doing it!"
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No. 832645 ID: 0cf890

quickly. offer more slurps and preens in exchange for his cooperation
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No. 832648 ID: 3abd97

>>832643
Get ice cream on his shirt. Then he'll have to take it off!
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No. 832659 ID: 100607

Polymorph into Ceri and show him how Ceri is when she's lewd. By show him I mean rubbing yourself and your boobs while posing sexily. Surely this would make him see reason!
If you can't transform in here, then tell him to wait here while you quickly exit the mall, transform, and return.

If you can't transform into Ceri then.. oh well! >>832648's idea sounds good. I mean, don't you think Skif's white shirt looks too plain? I think it would look much better with some colors and textures on it! Gulketi you're such a smart and helpful person!

If that doesn't work then.. just tell him to trust you~~ it's important that he learns how to sense feel lewd. For Ceri! Yep, he must do this if he wants to see Ceri.
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No. 832662 ID: a363ac

>>832643
ask if he is embarrassed by his feathers, offer to preen them in fact give him a free preening coupon from your Ketza/amtsvane storage.
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No. 832671 ID: b9b4da

You can't go undercover in a mall uncovered! As mission control, you've got to be the control group and remain unaltered. That means no stripping! The sneakiest way around here would be a vent, so find one and wait for Ceri there. Perhaps you could arrange the scenery of the mall in a way that aids sneaking ahead of time. Potted plants, standing posters, that sort of thing.
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No. 832672 ID: 91ee5f

>>832643
>How do I convince him what a perfectly good plan this is?
You're not.

Skif isn't as sex crazy as Ceri is, so he's not going to do such lewd things with you! So you might as well just forget about it and just start looking around!
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No. 832677 ID: ae9b99

>>832644
this sounds good

or this
>>832648
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No. 832739 ID: 3ce125

>>832643
Tell him it's a useful skill you're going to teach him. He just needs to take his shirt off, he can leave his pants on.
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No. 832767 ID: 56fca5

No, wait! If you get lewd here, it will mask the lewd that Ceri is giving off and obscure the trail! We need to find her first. Then we can preen.
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No. 833167 ID: c9f250
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833167

"The backpack with what."

"Look. Ceri is running around naked, so to find her we have to run around naked."

"I don't think--"

"I'm fully prepared, but you need to get your shirt off mister."

"But I don't--"

"Don't be embarrassed by your fluff or anything, it seems very nice for piling. I'd snuggle with you."

"Um thanks but--"

"Have this coupon for a preening oops I got ice cream on your shirt better remove it here I'll help."

"Is this my life now."

"Okay now we just have to pick a quiet place to start feeling lewd. The levels here are too high and we don't want to get distracted."

Where should we begin our search?
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No. 833168 ID: 6cd244

You should head towards the food court. The map says it's on the opposite side of the mall from Toys 4 Not Kids, so you'll get less interference on your lewd senses. Plus you can get more food to eat some of and then spill on the rest of Skif's clothes.
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No. 833169 ID: a363ac

>>833167
A shop that is empty like that Love yourself shop.
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No. 833171 ID: be0718

You're going to carry those lewd levels everywhere you go, so I'm afraid that's unavoidable.
Go to the secret again, and keep doing so in a loop if you end up back at Eye Cream. You'll intersect with Ceri's path at some point in the loop, and you will probably end up with absurd amounts of eye cream. It's a win-win.
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No. 833175 ID: 91ee5f

There's a flaw in your plan!

You're detecting your own lewd levels, which means no matter where you go, you're never going to detect Ceri because your lewd levels are blocking out her lewd levels!

She could walk right past you and you'd never know!
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No. 833176 ID: 91ee5f

>>833175
In other words, the only way you can detect Ceri's lewd levels, is if you and Skif stop being lewd!

That way your lewd levels won't interfere and hide Ceri's lewd levels!
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No. 833178 ID: 100607

Hmm, a quiet place.. with some privacy..

I would suggest 2 options:
1. In front of the Security Office
2. Store Roof Access

Both seem equally good starting points for sensing feeling lewd!

>>833175
Shh, let Gulketi and Skif feel lewd~
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No. 833181 ID: 3ce125

Let's be honest, Love Yourself is probably the quietest place in the mall right now.
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No. 833273 ID: 1e7aa8

Now is not the time to make out with Ceri's boyfriend.
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No. 833277 ID: adb0d6

POSE LEWDLY WITH SKIF ON ROOF

A-also to get a view on Ceri.
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No. 833379 ID: 3fb646

The store roofs are pretty dang quiet! Plus you can look over the crowd and possibly spot Ceri by eyesight!
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No. 834612 ID: 0c84a3

Scale yourself up a bit, like an extra big ketza, and Cary Skif on your back like a chocobo.
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No. 834902 ID: 314bcd

The best place to feel the lewd may be at Toys Not 4 Kids.

It would make sense, you were with Ceri there earlier! She might've left ghostly lewd trails or something you could feel for and get a lead.
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No. 834904 ID: c9f250
File 150735044736.png - (17.21KB , 800x600 , gulketi_031.png )
834904

"Now that your shirt's off it's time to Love Yourself!"

He just nods weakly, so I grab his hand and drag him to the store.

"Oh~! Hello~! Welcome to the one place where you can truly be yourself~!

...Another one? Are you a polymorpher too?"


"M-maybe I mean yes I mean I'm looking for my friend Ceridwen and have you seen her?"

"Cheeheeheep~! Oh yes, I've seen quite a bit of her~ But she left a while ago."

"Any idea where she went?"

"No idea, but first! While you're here, little Ketza~ To those whose bodies don't match what they are inside, have no fear~! We sell clothing unlike what you'll find elsewhere~! Big, small, fluffy, scaley, all who embrace the form of their heart are welcome~!"

"Wow! I should come back here when I'm done groping for Ceri!"

"Chirp?!? Well then. That's probably for the best~"

"Okay Skif, puff up as much as you can!"

I close my eyes and sniff. I can sense something, and we head off that way. The concentration of lewd seems to be moving, but there seem to be multiple hotspots right... Here!
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No. 834905 ID: c9f250
File 150735046237.png - (31.48KB , 800x600 , gulketi_032.png )
834905

Oh, it's the food court.

"Are you sure you're not just hungry and going toward the strongest food smells?"

"Nuh uh this is a very scientific process and the ice cream and other delicious treats don't prove anything! Let's look around and see what's happening around this part of the mall!"
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No. 834906 ID: c9f250
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834906

Everything is so dark all of a sudden.

"Hey Skif, I just had an idea to find Ceri even better."

"What?"

"If the lights are out then you don't need pants either!"

"..."
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No. 834908 ID: be0718

Skif should find that white lizard and grill them for what they know on dragons. Their shiny white scales should catch some light even in this darkened environ - it's still day outside, isn't it? And there's massive skylights in the roof?
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No. 834909 ID: a363ac

>>834906
Gulketi yell out into the mall that "Everyone should take their clothes off so they don't get caught on anything and get torn up."
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No. 834910 ID: 3ce125

>>834906
Analyze the moving hotspots. Ceri is most likely moving the most.
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No. 834912 ID: c6cf6a

You should really just take everything~ Those clothes look so thight down there with how high his tilde is~ He just needs to get safely to Ceri and her portals before the lights come back on!

But he shouldn't be the only one taking risks. If you're gonna make him do it, you should get lewd and exposed and put yourself on the line too~ Come on, dicks out, Gulketi!
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No. 834913 ID: 314bcd

Without vision, maybe the enhancements to the other senses will be stronger.

Perform lewdar™ feeler again!
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No. 834915 ID: 91ee5f

>>834906
Oh no! It's really dark! And you're afraid of the dark! Speep in terror!

"SPEEP!!!"
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No. 834918 ID: 6cd244

>>834906
So how exactly does taking off his pants make it easier to find Ceri? Are you trying to make yourselves a bright target so she can try feeling lewd and locate you? It could work, she does seem to get weird new powers every thread.
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No. 834924 ID: 8c51fa

>>834906
I know what Skif could do! Sing a song to lure her in! You can't see anyone in the dark but she'll recognize Skif's voice and then she'll know where he is!

Also don't take his clothes, that's against the rules and you'd get him in trouble.
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No. 834925 ID: 91ee5f

>>834924
>Also don't take his clothes, that's against the rules and you'd get him in trouble.
Stealing Skif's clothes against his will also counts as sexual harassment and Gulketi can be arrested and thrown in jail for that!
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No. 834936 ID: 100607

>>834913
Yeah. Let's keep it simple and continue with the plan to follow our lewd senses feelings.

Reassure Skif that he's doing a good job. He'll be together with feeling her in no time! Tell him to imagine a lewd Ceri and then grope for this image her in his mind. Once he's set, take off his pants and let the two of you be guided by the lewd~
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No. 834937 ID: ae9b99

attempt to nom pants
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No. 834944 ID: 0c84a3

>Steal pants
>Run away making SPEEP sounds while being chased by angry Skif
>Draw as much attention as possible
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No. 835050 ID: 6cd244

>>834924
>>834925
So, the obvious solution to this is to, rather than stealing his pants, to just ASK him for his pants. Tell him it'll make things more fun when he runs into the also-naked Ceri. That way, the pants-taking is completely consensual and he's the one choosing to take on the risk of getting in trouble. Especially if you do >>834909
and give him an excuse to give the guards if something goes wrong.
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No. 835096 ID: 56e50f

>>834906
Alright boys! The time is now for a reunion! Speeps are imperative to get her attention! Use Skif's magic sense and your lewdar® to pinpoint her in this mess!
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No. 835153 ID: 68550e

Ask for Skif's pants and say that by channeling his lewd to you via pants removal, your lewd senses will be heightened enough to pick up on Ceri.

If you do bump into Ceri, immediately grab both Skif and Ceri and rush out of the mall!
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No. 835321 ID: b617bd

better nom those pants though. JUST to be sure there is nothing hiding there
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No. 835478 ID: c9f250
File 150760114879.gif - (66.11KB , 800x600 , gulketi_034.gif )
835478

To steal your friend's pants or not, the eternal question.

I'll ask nicely!

But first...

"Oh gosh everyone should take their clothes off so they don't get caught on anything and torn!"

"what??" "good idea!" "I guess so" "why does this happen every power outage I swear"

"Skif. This is a very important mission we are on. And important missions require dedication to the cause. Allow me to recite an elaborate speech that I wrote in the previous three sec--oh you're already naked, great. Let's do this."

"This is clearly a bad idea, but I guess I'm in."

With the lights out, I focus all my mind on Feeling Lewd. There's so much of it, all around. Residual hotspots in the closets, active sources everywhere. Gawking, groping, squirming...

...it's a good thing it's still dark.

What's the next step?

- look for the biggest moving source of lewd
- investigate the closets
- try to attract Ceri with Skif's help
- something else
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No. 835481 ID: a363ac

quick Skif yell something about free sexy gym equipment to attract Ceridwen!
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No. 835483 ID: be0718

>try to attract Ceri with Skif's help
You need to fluff up as big as possible to make you easier to find in the dark! Also, if both of you keep moving around you're never going to be able to coordinate a spot to meet up. Just stay still and let Ceri find you!
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No. 835484 ID: 3ce125

>>835481
I think he could just call out Ceri's name if he's gonna start yelling...
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No. 835492 ID: 91ee5f

>>835478
>something else
Since Ceri is probably also looking for you, make a noise that she'll be able to follow!

Take a deep breath and SPEEP loud enough and Ceri will be able to find you!
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No. 835499 ID: 314bcd

something else

Ask Skif to pick you up over himself and shout out "Ceri"!
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No. 835500 ID: 0c84a3

get distracted by the fact that a few of the inhabitants of the food court are inexplicably shaped like keyholes.
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No. 835501 ID: 3ce125

>>835478
Who's that? Right there, to your left?
Looks like the biggest source of lewd around here is those two people having sex back there. Are they moving though? Eliminate them then look for... uh... actually wait if everyone is getting naked then a naked Ceri will blend in with the crowd! OH NO ...maybe she'll still be lewder than everyone else. You should also be able to recognize her form with your lewd-o-vision, since it shows shapes apparently. Unless she's polymorphed into something unrecognizable, but then it's probably something unnatural so that she wouldn't get anyone in trouble if she got caught. Find someone that doesn't fit in!

Specifically, head slowly through the center of the mall while using your lewd-o-vision to find Ceri. She's probably the biggest source of lewd other than those two lovers.
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No. 835503 ID: 3abd97

>>835478
Push someone naked into the fountain. They'll never notice who did it in the dark!
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No. 835510 ID: 8c51fa

>>835478
Try to attract Ceri with Skif's help.

Sing a song together that you think Ceri would like. She's got lots of magical powers, so she's probably got some weird magic senses or something and she doesn't know about your special senses that you just found out about now; she must be trying to find you right now and if you go around looking for each other you'll just make it harder to meet up.

>>835481
>>835492
>>835499
I think those still fall under trying to attract Ceri with Skif's help.
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No. 835534 ID: 100607

look for the biggest moving source of lewd
We know a lot about Ceri and her LEWD should be a few levels above the rest, so this should be pretty easy.
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No. 835579 ID: cb2bc8

First, get some eye cream. Then, look for the largest moving source of lewd.

Speeping should also get her attention.
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No. 835801 ID: 3fb646

>>835478
"SPEEP! We're looking for partners to practice freshly oiled gym equipment with!"
Tell Skif the yell "Ceri! I'm ready to fertilize your eggs!"
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No. 835835 ID: b9b4da

Investigate the closets. They look like a good place to preen yourself in private.
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No. 835846 ID: 91ee5f

>>835478
Go to Eye Cream!
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No. 835865 ID: 8d4593

Speep-cho Location is a thing, I think.
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No. 836021 ID: c9f250
File 150777922529.png - (90.42KB , 800x600 , gulketi_035.png )
836021

"Skif, pick me up high!"

"Right. Step one: lift the ketza. Also weren't you fluffy all ov-- oh. Oops okay shifting my grip and lifting and nothing else going on."

"eep! I mean SPEEP!

"...Strange, there's no speep back. Just that tremendously intense source of lewd in the closet and no cute ketza noises at all. I guess that plan is a failure."

"Lift the ketza and carry him to the closet. Good plan."

"Chirp?"
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No. 836027 ID: c9f250
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836027

As Skif carries me over a voice calls out "WAIT NO DON'T GO IN--"

Oh, the power's back.

"What the-- fucking seriously!? Again!?"

"GODDAMMIT NOOOO I WAS SO CLOOOOOSE"
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No. 836030 ID: 0d1514

>>836027
Tell them to just pretend you guys aren't here and continue
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No. 836037 ID: a363ac

>>836027
tell them they look very pretty.
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No. 836040 ID: 3ce125

Say hi to Ceri!
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No. 836048 ID: c6cf6a

Give Ceri a hug and say hi. Since she's a snake now you get to enjoy all her cool, smooth scales, especially on the parts of your body not insulated with fluff like your- ...Apologize to Ceri.
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No. 836057 ID: 91ee5f

>>836027
Leave the room.
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No. 836058 ID: 314bcd

Ride on Ceri and give her a hug!
Speep in joyous reunion.
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No. 836100 ID: 3fb646

>>836027
Feel your tilde rising.
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No. 836134 ID: 100607

Who's this snake lady beside us?

Tell them not to worry and that you yourself were just feeling lewd. Offer them to feel lewd together.
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No. 836143 ID: be0718

Help that lizard lady get closer. Revert to your full lizard majesty!
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No. 836147 ID: 8aa46e

Identify that this snake is clearly Ceri polymorphed. If she asks how just say Siphon told you.

Give her one of the BFF shirts and her stuff back.

Leave the couple alone, that's rude!
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No. 836169 ID: 91ee5f

Be confused on who this boob naga snake lady is?
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No. 836175 ID: 2fe26a

>>836147
Gulketi can tell it's her by the color of her voice!
Dive into all that fluff that boob-naga-Ceri calls 'hair'.
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No. 836179 ID: 8d4593

In your most Nigel Thornberry of voices say:

I think this is the PERFECT place for an orgy! SMASHING!
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No. 836227 ID: f6105e

Wave hello to Siphon I mean the camera I mean Siphon.
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No. 836254 ID: 0c84a3

just give the snake lady a bff shirt with no explanation whatsoever, and watch her reaction.
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No. 836712 ID: 3abd97

Gulketi you're the only one here with any clothes, you should take your shirt off so they feel more comfortable.

Clearly that lady having all the sex must be Ceri go talk to your friend. What a silly, horny polymorpher.
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No. 836716 ID: 91ee5f

>>836712
>Clearly that lady having all the sex must be Ceri go talk to your friend. What a silly, horny polymorpher.
Wrong. Ceri wouldn't do something like that without including Skif in the activity!
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No. 841683 ID: c9f250
File 150956790374.png - (15.79KB , 800x600 , gulketi_037.png )
841683

"You're both very pretty!"

Huh, they seem pretty mad at Ceri, and she's getting all flustered.

"Hi Ceri~!" I give her a big hug.

...

"S-speep! Sorry! Didn't mean to rub you there! And um also there. Oh gosh is this what Chei goes through how does he get anything done ever SORRY TO MAKE YOU BLUSH"

I give her another hug to make up for it.
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No. 841684 ID: c9f250
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841684

The lizards keep being mad but Ceri portals us all out. We did it!?

"Gulketi?"

"S-speep?"

"My backpack."

"Speep!"

"Skif, why are you as naked as I am?"

"That's because Gulketi took off my clothes!"

"And you didn't think to stop him?? He's not even a meter tall!"

"He made some convincing arguments!"

"Speep~!"

"See!?"

"Heehee. Yeah, I guess I can't argue with that."

"So where are you going from here, Gulketi? Need a portal back down?"

"Speep! I would appreciate a portal down eventually but I don't want to trouble you or anything also you also look really pretty like that and you're almost as soft as I am which is really really soft I should know I've felt me and also Chei."

Skif waves his hand. "How could anyone not do literally everything this guy says!?"

Ceri spends a moment sizing me up while grinning.

"Gulketi, say something dommy."

"oh speep um hey how about we take care of our mutual tildes if you don't mind"
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No. 841685 ID: c9f250
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841685

This is nice~

...What should round two be? Also three through five.
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No. 841712 ID: 3ce125

Well you've got two polymorphers, try out a couple other forms and positions.
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No. 841714 ID: be0718

Ceri's been big, now how about she be the small one? Someone could get lost in your fluff for days.
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No. 841715 ID: 66a4ca

Transform into a male Ceri.

And then DOMINATION!
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No. 841726 ID: d1d0b8

>>841685
We have unfinished business. Give her that rad new shirt.
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No. 841756 ID: 56fca5

... Shouldn't this be making it hard for you to stay polymorphed..?
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No. 841766 ID: 3abd97

>>841685
Get her tail pregnant.

I mean, the polyorph rules say you can't get her pregnant, but her tail isn't her, it's her tail.
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No. 841779 ID: 3fb646

Doesn't matter what you do, as long as there's petting involved!
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No. 841780 ID: a363ac

>>841685
Tell Ceri she is going to be the small one now and Skif will get to do what he wants with her.
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No. 841782 ID: 314bcd

"You should turn reeeal tiny, or I'll turn reeeal big~, speep"
Tag team with Skif in getting Ceri to feel fuzz incarnate from both of you the rest of the time.
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No. 841900 ID: adb0d6

>>841766

I am for this loophole of polymorphing
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No. 842243 ID: c9f250
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842243

> Give her that rad new shirt.

The shirts aren't done yet! I'll come back later for them.

> hard to stay polymorphed

A little bit, but I'm getting used to being a Ketza with full tilde. It'll be fine.

> Get her tail pregnant.

I do my best. I think I took even less time than Chei usually does.

> Ceri should be the small one.

"Ceri, you should turn real tiny~, speep"

"Hehe, I can do that~"

"Hmm~ Smaller! Make yourself like a big stompy dragon looking down at a tiny fluff, but in reverse!"
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No. 842244 ID: c9f250
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842244

"smaller"
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No. 842245 ID: c9f250
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842245

"And then we put you here to squeeze tight."

"This... uhh... give skif lessons in being dominant please"
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No. 842250 ID: 66a4ca

Ok. Tell Skif that to be dominant he needs to be a fluffy ketza.
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No. 842254 ID: be0718

Give Skif a lesson using Ceri as the demonstration. You gotta make them like putty in your hands, Skif. Some more literally than others.
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No. 842261 ID: 3ce125

Dominance is about controlling what happens next. Just tell them to do it, or move them around with your own hands. Of course they can always refuse, or stop you. The dom takes control but acts within boundaries set by the sub.

If you're doing rough stuff or bondage, set a safeword.
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No. 842283 ID: c88e6d

>>842245
Give Skif lessons in being dominant afterwards~

Also, you should turn into an Amtsvane later and do it to both of them at once for fun.
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No. 842343 ID: 3abd97

>give skif lessons in being dominant please
We do this by example, right? By doing dominant things to him?

Boss that skif around!
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