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817541 No. 817541 ID: 01764f

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No. 823307 ID: 79756e

There's one flavor that beats the others, and it's a BAD-ass one.
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No. 823308 ID: ba56e6

>>823304
Give Outissa a Vanilla Jillie Bean. Get Electric Apples NO WAIT for yourself.
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No. 823424 ID: 91ee5f

>>823302
Outissa, you should get all of them!

>>823304
Hey, Beatrix! Outissa says she wants all of the flavors!
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No. 823429 ID: 094652

...

[Switch to Outissa]

Outissa, can YOU spell it out for us? Because Beatrix can't spell "smoothie' without making a lesbian hate-@#$%ing joke.
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No. 823436 ID: 3ce125

Get a Flopalop. Outissa can have the vanilla.

>>823424
They're smoothies not ice cream scoops, we can't get all of them. Also it's rude to abuse free food like that.
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No. 826489 ID: ed67d9
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826489

"Flopalop and Vanilla Jillie Bean!"

"Got it."

Smoothies have been delivered! And mine is delicious! It is a mix of peach and orange and... and...

"Is zat sardine?"

"Damn fucking right it's sardine."

"Delicious! Delightful! Deciduous!"

Kelly rolls their eyes at me, clearly intimidated by my superior language abilties! I wonder if Outissa likes her Vanilla Jillie Bean. Everyone loves vanilla!
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No. 826490 ID: ed67d9
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826490

...oh.
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No. 826491 ID: ed67d9
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826491

"SOSORRY OUTISSA! SORRY! Sorry! Zhought... zhought you liked vanilla!"

"...huh. Noxan doesn't like vanilla. Weird. Noxans'll eat anything, but don't like vanilla? Learned something today!"
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No. 826492 ID: ed67d9
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826492

Kelly gets a towel and cleans up the mess, before giving Outissa a Flopalop, which she happily devours.

Both of us fed and happy, I pull out... THE VERY THING THAT WILL GET THIS ADVENTURE REALLY STARTED!

It is an item of GREAT power! The name escapes me, but it is essential for when travelling to certain types of 'verses, for it allows...

...for CLASS SELECTION!

You see, when arriving in particular places - like whatever 'verse we end up in - it is expected that you have some kind of "class" already. Or you start at level 1 with no class. And that's... no good.
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No. 826493 ID: ed67d9
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826493

SO! WHAT KIND OF CLASS SHOULD OUTISSA BE?

FIGHTY CLASS! (Examples: Barbarian, cleric, fighter, paladin)

SNEAKY CLASS! (Examples: Rogue, bard, monk, ranger)

MAGICY CLASS! (Examples: Druid, Sorcerer, Warlock, Wizard) ohgodthisistgchanyouaregoingtojustpickthisonearent

Please vote on just FIGHTY, SNEAKY, or MAGICY, not any of the example classes!
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No. 826495 ID: 3abd97

>>826493
Wall climbing and romancing sure sounds like a sneaky class.
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No. 826496 ID: 3ce125

>>826493
Outissa can climb shit. That's a shoe-in for the sneaky class.

Doesn't she have an opinion though?
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No. 826499 ID: 41c9bc

>>826493
Snek Class
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No. 826500 ID: 734373

>>826493
I'm tired of all the stealth and magic characters that quests these days are loaded with. Back in my day, if you wanted to kill a man, you used your bare hands. Outissa should become a monk, harnessing the power of ki to tear lesser beings into pieces.
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No. 826503 ID: 91ee5f

>>826493
Does Outissa actually have to go to a school and take a class for these?

>ohgodthisistgchanyouaregoingtojustpickthisonearent
Well now that you said that, I'm not going to pick that just to spite you!

I pick the SNEAKY CLASS for Outissa!
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No. 826510 ID: 8c3bc9

SNEAKY CLASS
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No. 826512 ID: a363ac

>>826493
Outissa is a great warrior in bed. But while adventuring she has always been a Sneaky sneak snek.
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No. 826541 ID: 094652

Sneaky class
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No. 826547 ID: be0718

With your brains and her brawn, seems like the obvious choice is FIGHTY CLASS.
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No. 826583 ID: e8f4bd

While sneaky class would fit her abilities the most..

MAGICY CLASS!
Coz she's already too lazy to get out of a bed.
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No. 826594 ID: 642897

CLASS: enchantress
ALIGNMENT: EVIL
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No. 826602 ID: 62488a

Bah magic, go for the Fighty Class. SLAUGHTER OUR ENEMIES.
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No. 826607 ID: 4854ef

FIGHTY CLASS!
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No. 826641 ID: cc8452

>>826594
She does many dances?
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No. 826646 ID: 642897

>>826641
naturally
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No. 826652 ID: ed67d9
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826652

>SNEAKY CLASS

I am surprised! You have chosen for Outissa to basically be the same thing she is now, instead of the inevitable magic-user! Shocking!

Outissa, what do you think of this development most unusual?

...you're not even paying attention, are you?
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No. 826653 ID: ed67d9
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826653

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No. 826654 ID: ed67d9
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826654

...FINE.

Well, it just so happens that the ITEM OF GREAT POWER AND CLASS STUFF also analyzes an individual's capabilities and converts them into SIGNIFICANT STATISTICS!

Outissa's base statistics are as follows!

VIGOR STRENGTH: 13
SPEED DEXTERITY: 14
ALSO VIGOR? CONSTITUTION: 12
MIND INTELLIGENCE: 15
QUEST SAVVY? WISDOM: 10
APPEAL CHARISMA: 8

Given those, WHICH SNEAKY CLASS SHOULD SHE BE?
also this orb will make us start at level 3 so that is important to know I guess since this 'verse is under... "5E rules"

Rogue! Stealing and stabbing and skills and stuff!
Monk! Who needs weapons when you have FISTS AND KICKS and can run up walls (eventually) and fall without taking damage (eventually) WAIT THIS SOUNDS FAMILIAR
Bard! Singing and schmoozing! Instruments! Also technically a MAGICY CLASS as well!
Ranger! PETS and being attuned with animals and knowing nature.

VOTE FOR ONE PLEASE
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No. 826656 ID: a363ac

>>826654
be a monkey
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No. 826657 ID: 1e7aa8

Moooooonk
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No. 826658 ID: 9876c4

Monks need wisdom, Bards charisma. No too ways about it, yer a makeup-stealing Rouge.
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No. 826659 ID: 8c3bc9

Rogue!
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No. 826662 ID: be0718

One.
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No. 826664 ID: 734373

>>826654
>Monk
Shoot some ki up in this bitch.
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No. 826665 ID: 91ee5f

>>826662
Yes, this guy has the right idea!

I also vote for One! XD
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No. 826667 ID: e8f4bd

D&D. How vanilla.

Monk.
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No. 826669 ID: 41c9bc

>>826658
This.
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No. 826674 ID: c2051e

One.
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No. 826701 ID: 094652

Ranger for maximum beastmastery!
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No. 826714 ID: 62488a

Monk.
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No. 826731 ID: 3abd97

Multiclass monk / ranger.

Beatrix is the pet, obviously.
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No. 826732 ID: 3ce125

Rogue.
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No. 826739 ID: 39e204

>>826654
I would say Bard, but thats somwhat Magic as well... SO, Rogue.... But with a music instrument!
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No. 826742 ID: 55abee

Unarmed Swordsage! Cause Monk is kind of crap, yo.
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No. 826753 ID: 4854ef

Monk!
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No. 827193 ID: 67d5dc

Monk, she clearly already has levels in it and multiclassing is terrible in 5e.
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No. 827236 ID: ed67d9
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827236

>Monk
Monk it is! Outissa, in D&D monks are—

—I see that you are way ahead of me and apparently have actually been paying attention! That is excellent!

I have chosen your Monastic Tradition already! You will be a Way of Shadow monk, because they are the BEST.

LET US BEGIN OUR ADVENTURE!
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No. 827237 ID: ed67d9
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827237

Focus! Concentrate on this ITEM OF GREAT POWER! Since you are a Tourist now, we do not need to take the tacky Transdimensional Train in as literal or direct a fashion. At least... not to get TO places. This ITEM will transport us to the 'verse in question!

Speaking of which, I have chosen TYDALOK - a relatively quiet 'verse - for our destination! I have heard it is a lot of fun!

It might be confusing when you arrive, but everything will make sense soon after. Also, I, BEATRIX THE BEST, promise to you that I will be there with you by your side! So I will be able to guide you through any awkwardness that may happen! And show you my awesome spells!

You see... I have already chosen my class! As befits my UNDENIABLE CHARISMA I will be a SORCERER. Wild Magic, not Draconic, because Beatrix is many things but she is not a pussy.
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No. 827238 ID: ed67d9
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827238

"Ze transfer is happening now! I will see you very shortly, pretty Outissa!

"...oh wait, we forgot to have you choose a rac—"

TRANSFERRING TO 'VERSE DESIGNATION 'TYDALOK'
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No. 827239 ID: ed67d9
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827239

PLEASE CLICK BELOW TO FINALIZE TRANSFER

>>/quest/826560
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