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846378 No. 846378 ID: 65a774

“Who in their right mind would read this kind of drivel? Throw it into the furnace at once, Cain.”

-Helios, King of Risavia, Lord of Fire and Father of six.

Discussion: http://tgchan.org/kusaba/questdis/res/92354.html
Wiki and previous threads: http://tgchan.org/wiki/Strange_Bedfellows
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No. 850788 ID: 91ee5f

Ok, Kaktus, as funny as this is, I think you're going just a little overboard with random people bursting into the room. Can we please get everyone out of the room so that Kronos, Bri, and Krotos can get dressed?
No. 850791 ID: 3ce125

Sisah is your mother's bodyguard now, huh? I wonder who she's getting sexual relief from. Or maybe she's masturbating.
>bedsheet isn't large enough
Oh come on. Grab a pillow then. Once you've got your crotch covered, just fucking walk up and start pushing at the crowd to get them out.

Tell Belseth you're sorry he had to see that.
No. 850801 ID: 8cb228


So what is going on is there is some causal force that is conspiring to gather as many 'relevant' people here as possible. Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. The third time it's enemy action. So assume it will continue to happen. You do, after all, hear that marching band.

So it's time to take matters into your own hands. If Fate or whatever is going to do this, than you are going to treat it as an opportunity rather than futilely try to stop it! As covered up as you can be, using the bedsheet, the fitted sheets, the pillows, some nearby furniture, the comforter, etc. etc., begin dressing. Throw clothes to the two others as you move around. Don't visibly react as whoever-it-is comes in the next few times. Instead, once you are vaguely decent, walk to the door yourself with all possible dignity, and in as majestic and royal voice as you can, announce, 'now that everyone is here, this is going to be a two-part meeting. First, I need to talk to those that remember the Dream. Dreamers on the inside, everyone else, outside. Dreamers, you know who you are; if you don't know what I am talking about, you aren't a dreamer. Come on, we don't have all day!"

Then, when everyone does this, look to those outside the door and calmly state, "Don't worry, this will just take a moment, all will be explained, but we need to talk amongst ourselves for a bit. Please excuse us." Call anyone out if you think they are not a Dreamer, but don't object too strongly if they cite something along the lines of 'royal privelage' or 'safety' as a reason to stay. It's not worth making a fuss. A 'very well, though this will likely be confusing' would be good enough.

And then close the door yourself before anyone else comes in!

Then, once you talk to all the dreamers, first ask, "Does anyone not have full and complete memories of the other timeline yet?" If they don't, try to jog their memory with partial prompts that leave some details out.

Perhaps open the impromptu meeting with, "Does anyone have any major actions they want to do because of the dream? The three of us have obviously come up with an action, and we do want to try and take this further than just the bed. Perhaps some way of explaining things to the others? Some sort of proof?"

Then open the floor, manage the impromptu meeting with all dignity as befits your rank and respect for the urgency and gravity of the situation, and then present a united front to the others who will inevitably be gathering outside in the hallway or wanting to know what's going on.
No. 850802 ID: d887c0

Well, so much for secrecy.
Go ahead and get dressed. Don't bother hurrying. What are they gonna do? Stare at your dick a little longer?
No. 850810 ID: a633c6

You're sure this isn't your over active imagination?

Get Bri a moist towelette or something, then dress yourselves. Wait for the peanut gallery to stabilize in size then explain you intend to do the honorable thing and marry her.
No. 850817 ID: 600f38

"Seriously? Are you all just going to stand there and stare after breaking into a locked room?
I'm disappointed in all of you. Have some decency!"
No. 850820 ID: 91ee5f

>Talk about the dream.
I'm pretty sure none of that is going to work.
No. 850821 ID: 50bf10

"I suppose you're all wondering why I've gathered you here today."
No. 850824 ID: 8cb228

Well, please give a better alternative, mmm?
No. 850830 ID: 91ee5f

Not saying anything that'll make us sound like a crazy person and get us thrown into the insane asylum.

And even if others agree with us, the king won't believe any of it and say that we payed them all to play along with some half-baked plan to get out of marriage.
No. 850833 ID: 8cb228


Okay... so what DO we say to take control of the situation, then?
No. 850842 ID: 33cbe7

Every character together in one spot... they'd be vulnerable to an explosion! Yell 'Look out, there's a bomb!'
No. 850856 ID: 8cb228

HELL NO! Do you want to cause your friends and family to trample one another to death?!?!?!
No. 850878 ID: 98f485

If you must curse, do so quietly. If you must curse someone, curse fate.
So do that. This is probably his revenge for messing up his web.
Well hopefully some humor will help diffuse the situation and after you're dressed we need to talk to the people who might remember the dream first.
No. 850880 ID: fe7355

Okay, considering the situation has shot from plausible straight through improbable to incredibly ridiculous, there's way more people piled up in that doorway than makes spatial sense, your father's bodyguards didn't stop any of these folks and you just verbally poked a hole through the fourth wall, this most likely isn't really happening. You're probably dreaming. You, and maybe Krotos, fell asleep in the arms of your mutual beloved after finishing your passionate three-way and you're having a bad dream wrought of your worries. ...Well, that's what you really, really hope this is.

Alternatively, you have a feeling this is somehow Chronicler's doing. It was the one who weaved that divine-level power to bring about this world, so maybe it nudged things around so this confluence of people had a high chance of happening. After all, Chronicler does like a good story, though looking at this situation you have to question what it considers "good."

Alright, just in case this is really happening, you're gonna have to take direct action since your father seems to be so overwhelmed he can only sigh and not tell everyone to leave and everyone else seemingly either doesn't have the common decency to leave or at least turn around or look away or is so shocked they can't. And since all of them have unfortunately already gotten a clear view of your naked, fully erect and just-came-on-Bri's-face form, them seeing it a little more while you move to cover yourself, Bri and Krotos isn't going to be any worse than this already is. You're also fast and agile, so you can hopefully make quick work of covering up.

Move towards the nearest item large enough to offer decent visual blocking of your genitals, take it and keep hold it so it blocks the view from the crowd, moving it as you turn. And when you turn, make sure you favoring turning your back towards them. Then move to grab a sheet or blanket from wherever they ended up and haul it up over Krotos and Bri, or at least up to where her or him can grab it and pull it the rest of the way over themselves. Then move to grab the servant gal outfit you were wearing and pull it over yourself. It should cover everything so drop whatever you were using to hide your boner. Then scoop up Krotos and Bri's clothes and hand them over to their owners so they can dress under the covers.

While performing these maneuvers, put on a level tone and rapidly ask everyone here to please have the decency to at least turn around or look away, if not step back into the corridor. Say you know suddenly seeing the three of us like this is surprising, even shocking, but that's no excuse to keep standing there watching. Tell them we'll speak once we're clothed and decent, so if they'd kindly leave and close the door, that'd speed that along greatly.

I agree, though there might be another angle to this we could use. Notice that almost the entire royal family line of succession is grouped up here, save Kern who's in some country far to the south. That's a big damn no-no as far as security protocol is concerned because it presents a big, fat target of opportunity for assassins. The king's bodyguards as well as Sisah and any bodyguards Kira, Karas or Karen have with them should know this and move to escort the royal family members apart.
No. 850897 ID: fe7355

And also be rather pissed off and sad that this is when and how you and Krotos get to first meet your previously-long-dead mother in this timeline. It shoulda been with the chance for heartfelt hugs, and definitely not her seeing you two in a three-some.
No. 850906 ID: fe7355

Wait, a better plan would be, before you try moving to get anything yourself, to try ordering Thalia or the guard to grab a sheet or blanket and throw it over you three on the bed before getting y'all your clothes. They're your subordinates, so they should follow your orders. But if they don't for some unfathomable reason, then Bri can order Doxan to do it. ...He is her subordinate, right?

Meanwhile, you, Krotos and Bri can move to lay flat front-side down on the bed to keep your privates out of view of the throng. Unless Krotos is still balls deep in Bri, in which case only you lay flat. This is because Bri's copious behind blocks the view from the doorway of both their genitals and Krotos withdrawing would show more than otherwise. Bri can reposition her tail to help block more of the view back there, though.
No. 850974 ID: fe7355

Oh, and if when you say you can't pull up the bedsheets because you three are on them you mean not just the bottom sheet but the top sheet or blanket, then that's easy to fix. Just tell Krotos and Bri to grab the edge of the sheets with you and y'all roll over simultaneously, away from the door. That should pull them up and over.
No. 851486 ID: 65a774
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>Sisah is your mother's bodyguard now, huh?
Apparently she is today. The Serpent mercenary group she belongs to have a long history of loyalty to the Risavian crown, thus when we need extra protection we bring them in as an elite guard. You guess she’s here because of all the noble families currently in the palace?
>I wonder who she's getting sexual relief from.
…with the other Serpents?

>Go ahead and get dressed. Don't bother hurrying. What are they gonna do? Stare at your dick a little longer?
Right, enough of this. You get up from the bed and start dressing yourself as if nothing had happen… and while you hand your two companions their clothes as well you can hear people excuse themselves as they try to leave… but it seems that the door has become a bottleneck, ensuring they are all stuck here with you.

:KronosSB: I suppose you're all wondering why I've gathered you here today.
:TimSB: …to show off your dick?
:KarasCB: Trust me, I for one didn’t want to walk in on this!
:KiraSB: I’m pretty sure we’re here to witness you two throw away politically important marriage because you couldn’t keep it in your pants.
:KronosSB: Actually, we have a far greater marriage to give. Not one only of political importance, but one of love as well.
:KrotosSB: Let me present to you Briannah, the daughter of the Imperial Empress herself and the love of my… our lives!
:BriannahCB: Um… ‘ello?
:HeliosCB: …you two can’t be-
:MomSB: Why, my doves! You finally found someone special!
:HeliosCB: Both of you can’t marry the same woman! …and not to mention that she is-
:MomSB: Helios… *Deathglare*
:HeliosCB: …*Sigh* yes dear. Fine… you two… we can at least discuss this, yes…
:WogSB: This one is still confused…

:ChroniclerSB: And so Kronos story is coming to an end. From a humble beginning to a slayer of gods… his path has been an interesting one. But in the end, this story has to do as all other stories do… and end.
No. 851487 ID: 65a774
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:DreamerSB: But there are still stories yet to be told… each of the people you’ve met through your journey have their own story to tell... each one has their own ending to show. Let me tell you a few of them…

:HeliosCB: At the time he abdicated the throne he was known as King Helios the magnificent for the great deeds he had accomplished in his lifetime. By not only stopping the drums of war but even forging an alliance strong enough to last generations, he enabled both Risavia as well as the empire to flourish and enter an age of peace and prosperity not seen in for hundreds of years.

:MomSB: Behind every great man, there is an even greater woman…? Unless you’re not into that… or are a woman in the first place and… um… Behind every great person, there is an even greater significant other? Either way, in the end, she was the one who dedicated her life for her sons and daughter, and made sure they grew up to leave a better future after themselves.

:KiraSB: The wise, the queen of iron or the Lady of shadows, Kira gathered many names under her reign as queen. While beloved by the people, she was hated and despised by the nobility... or was, until she had those going against her will crushed beneath her iron heel. While she did not officially have anything to do with the slave uprising and civil war that broke the dynasty to the south apart, many know that her hidden influence stretches far beyond the borders of Northrians countries. In the end, her reign left Risavia without any enemies on their borders or within them, thus enabling the lords to build instead of destroy.

:KarasCB: With coins and honeyed words, Karas finally managed to construct the largest trade fleet the serene sea had ever witnesses, and with it he brought goods and gold back to Risavia from the isles and all the way to the edge of the endless abyss. He also reopened the way east through Lorentia, enabling trade to commence once again with the eastern sea. Suddenly, the world became smaller, as he connected all four of the Northrians nation to the rest of the continent.

:KarenCB: Unknowingly getting a chance at life, Karen of the royal family spent her days in libraries and archives around Northrian and other nations close by. She became a great historian and is best known for her collected works of Northrian nation’s history and the forming of the new alliance.

:NonSB: Kern, the wayward son of the royal family, traveled all over the continent in the search of adventure. Known as a renowned explorer and gentleman, Kern managed many great deeds in his lifetime. From bringing down the great demon wyvern of Xansinal to climbing the Sky Mountains, his accomplishments will be sung for the generations to come. Though, little did he know, his most important part of history was to happen in the often forgotten country of Occidavia, in a story yet been told...
No. 851488 ID: 65a774
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:BelsethCB: While suffering a broken heart after seeing Kronos chose Briannah, Belseth managed to mend it by finding love elsewhere. While nearly ten years his senior, he was able to find a common ground and love with a General Calcias, someone that shared his altruism and joy of philosophy. Because the gods was unmade, Belseth was never struck with the visions of the future (as I never saw it fit to give it to him) nor did he grow religious. Instead, he sought his father’s and “mother’s” path and became part of the politics of the empire. He was even nominated for the seat of emperor when his “mother” stepped down, but was never able to reach it fully.

:SisahCB: With the great tragedy of her youth unmade, Sisah never became the lone mercenary she was in the other timeline. Instead, she remained a member of her old mercenary company, a company that showed great skill and loyalty towards the crown of Risavia over the coming years. While she personally never reached the same renown as her other self, it is clear that she is happier this way.

:TimSB: While Tim was never able to find his perfect mate, he instead found love in his work of elemental theory. Being one of the first mages to witness a newly born elemental, his scriptures and research in the subject took the mage academies by storm. In fact, with his hard work and dedication... as well as the favorable backing of a certain influential Prince, he now sits as a candidate for one of the twelve seats of the archmages.

:SbktaSB: As the lack of war enabled the crown to spend more coin on cultural ends, the royal library grew in size and knowledge. S’bk’ta the librarian became the headmaster of these facilities and proclaimed them open for the public, enabling the common people to both learn and enjoy the splendor of Risavia itself. Though the long hours was not appreciated by his wife, S’bk’ta still succeeded in where Tim had faltered and started his own family.

:WogSB: ...Whisper of growth is still a gardener just as it was in the beginning of the story... and will still be one until the day it wither. Still, the garden in its care have never flourished as it does now, even though Whisper itself doesn't understand why... and these strange little stone men keep running around stealing his tools…
No. 851489 ID: 65a774
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:DoxanCB: While not entirely sure why, Doxan felt an undying loyalty and love for Lady Briannah, and thus swore himself as her manservant for life. Even though he himself never found a mate, he was always happy to be by his lady’s side… even though he started to get confused feelings from watching her eat…

:ThaliaCB: Thalia slowly and steadily rose through the rank of the military, and while they managed to slow her down thanks to her young age, that is something that changes over time, isn’t it? When she reached the middle of her life she finally achieved her dream of becoming a general… though by then she was far happier about her marriage then rank.

:XarrinSB: As he was never forcibly drafted to the war, Xarrin was able to continue his career as an archologies. With his help, the empire unearthed many wonders of the old empire… as well as definite proof that there was a sixth god that had been long forgotten. The grand temple of Risavia is to this day still discussing the implications of these findings…

:CalciasSB: Wait, who was this guy again? Didn’t he appear like once in the whole story? I guess he is banging Belseth now or something…

:QelbaSB: …he didn’t get murdered? That about it? He’s still a grumpy old man after all…
No. 851490 ID: 65a774
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:ChroniclerSB: Of course, not everyone made it to the end of the story, did they? Some were less lucky than others… while others got what they deserved in the end, did they not?

:ZelaSB: Poor little Zela, born too late to be saved. As the war was unmade, so was the reasons why her birth came to be in the first place. As you unmade the war, you unmade the painter, Zela, from reality itself.

:EleteSB: Scheming and manipulating, the old Archbishop thought herself untouchable. But when her plans fell apart, her desperation for a war made her slip up… and in the end, her life ended in the noose.
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:DreamerSB: Then there is one final story we should look at… the story of Kronos himself. He and his brother managed to convince their father about Briannah, ensuring one of the biggest wedding of all of Northrian came to past…

:archCB: -take these men as your sworn ember until the great flame brings you apart?
:BriannahCB: I do…
:archCB: Then I proclaim you man and… men and wife…
No. 851492 ID: 65a774
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:ChroniclerSB: And so… like most things… this book came to an end…
No. 851508 ID: 3ce125

Hey, I still see another page in that book.
No. 851510 ID: 33cbe7

That's just the endcap where they advertise other books from the publisher.
No. 851511 ID: 600f38

Hey, Fate, make Zela one of Bri's kids.
Partially for shits and giggles, but mostly because that's important.
No. 851514 ID: efcb9a

Can we please see the little birbzards?
No. 851519 ID: 91ee5f

Yay! ^_^

Awww, we don't get to see the baby? )-':>

>The End...?
Alright, where's the real ending?

No, it's not important.
No. 851532 ID: 65a774
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>Hey, I still see another page in that book.
No. 851533 ID: 65a774
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No. 851534 ID: 65a774
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:ElementSB: Vrrr?
No. 851535 ID: a633c6

Consume them all, little stone man.
No. 851546 ID: 3ce125

Steal all the tools!
No. 851665 ID: fe7355

...This is a beautiful sight. More than I had hoped for. For me, this makes all we've done worth it.

I too was hoping to see little Vark-Sakkilian hybrids. I imagined they'd look something like anthro versions of the feathered dinosaur precursors to birds.
No. 851666 ID: 600f38

It's super important.
No. 851671 ID: 91ee5f

Only for you.

It's not important for the rest of us.
No. 851689 ID: 7e6b7c

but at least he's happy.

But did everyone else who was down in the crypt remember the dream? Did they ever explain the dream to anyone? Did Kronos hug his mother and cry? Did Kronos get to take Thalias, Belseths and/or Sisahs cock?
No. 851705 ID: 094652

So... GolementalQuest?
No. 851749 ID: 65a774
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No. 851750 ID: 65a774
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:NonSB: I have returned, my lord.
:ForgottenSB: …did it go as planned? Did you retrieve the artifact?
:NonSB: There was some… complications. The siblings rewrote time itself to try and stop me but… I was able to retrieve it.
:ForgottenSB: …show me.
No. 851751 ID: 65a774
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:NonSB: A cradle of souls… filled with the souls of the gods themselves.
:ForgottenSB: Then it has begun. All that is left is the forge… which is your next goal.
:NonSB: As you wish, my lord…
:ForgottenSB: Oh, and good work…
No. 851752 ID: 65a774
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:ForgottenSB: …Cain.
:NonSB: I am simply serving my master…
No. 851754 ID: ec849f

Qu'est-ce que fuck?
No. 851756 ID: 2fe26a

He's a very able servant.
No. 851770 ID: 3ce125

>filled with the souls of the gods themselves.
You mean the souls that Life already claimed?

Methinks Cain is not being honest, here.
No. 851834 ID: 91ee5f

It's like a Marvel movie. Just when you think it's over, something else pops up!
No. 851956 ID: ac270a

And just who the hell is this guy??
No. 852094 ID: fe7355

The Forgotten One. The Serpens who ascended but eschewed all that god malarkey and instead created "metal men" and forged a army against the rest of the gods and the world before they and the Forgotten One were defeated and forgotten. ...And who's body is oddly not Serpens shaped, but bipedal. Perhaps they placed their mind and soul into the shell of one of their metal men. I dunno. We'll find out the why and how this happened at some point.
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