I mean, she just said she's not very physical so it'd be more of a romantic relationship than a sexual one, so it's not as unlikely for Frillsby to be the date. So, Option 1.

>>886951
Alright, let's try Option 1.

Maybe PLATONIC LOVE CAN BLOOM.

Or maybe Mayor will spontaneously switch genders. EITHER WAY.

Aw, poor Darrin. Seems like Frillsby and Gallsby are the only ones who could even drop by and say hello with relative impunity.

>>886951

I guessss option 2? I mean, how can we deny Gallsby the opportunity to go on a quest for true love (for the Mayor)?

Mayor seems way more responsible than her sister which is why she's the mayor, I suppose! There's no harm in cultivating this whole gay best friend thing and if something happens to happen by some odd happenstance then that's double cool.

She seems legitimately nice when she's not stressed out.

Should just order another pizza and grab the delivery man for the mayor's date.

Option 3 sounds like a good way to get Ceo to spend more time with Villi, and he probably doesn't have too bad of a shot of beating her with or without our help.

>>886987

Yeah, poor guy must be so lonely. We should hang out with him once in a while and/or ask him out on a date (with or without Gallsby involved).

Option 2 without a doubt. Cruisin' for dudes for Mayor.

And if you fail you can move on to option 1. Mayor can be training Villi while you do this for option 3 just in case all else fails.

Hmm... The Villi beats Ceo at magic is a good idea... but that'd rely too much on luck, and the fact Ceo is highly skilled. Maybe for the final game with Ceo against Villi, we switch the game they're playing? Maybe one neither have played, so they both have a fair chance. On that note, we should ask Mayor and Poe what card games she hasn't played yet. Though doing this runs the risk of her getting addicted to another game.

3. Should just help villi beat ceo, seeing as how mayor doesn’t seem that interested in dating anyone right now and villi already came close.
Meet up with vill every afternoon to play magic and help him get a better feel for what works.

>>886950
>Okay I am reasonably sure that if I was bi I would've noticed while looking at Mayor and Ceo get in bed together. I think. I don't know how not-gay things work but that only makes me double-sure that I would know if I were bi.
No, Frillsby, that doesn’t mean you’re not bi, it means you’re not into incest.

Option 1 to test your gay.

Go with option 2, but have Mayor train up Villi's magic skills in case we strike out.

>>887192
to be perfectly Fair, while there is always that one exception to being hard gay I'm pretty sure for somebody like Frillsby it would be something like furry Betty White and not a perpetually tired busy body who probably reeks of sleep B.O.

>>887380
just because shes always tired (possibly due to her sister magically sapping her energy) doesn't mean she neglects bathing or any other hygienic duties.

Also she's cute.

Frillsby 2018/06/14(Thu)09:08 No. 888897 ID: bfb318
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"Do you think Ceo can be easily convinced to let us date?"
>"Let me be pedantic for a moment and say she has no authority to 'let' us date, but for what you meant? Not difficult. It doesn't matter. I'll be the one to talk her into it."
"Then let's date."
>"Question. Are you doing it for Ceo or for me?"
"Uh... I wouldn't date just anyone for Ceo?"
>"Good answer for a weird, awkward question."
"The idea of training Villi to beat Ceo is tempting anyway, Mayor. He apparently came close."
>"Then how about we spend our date training Villi in magic? I know decks that Ceo does poor... does more poorly against. Unless you want to do, uh, whatever people do on dates."

Having fun playing magic with friends and scheming on how to get the goat to win sounds like a date to me.

Also we can get to know each other better. You can tell stories about how you became the Mayor of the town and what it was like growing up with CEO.

And I can tell you all about me and Gallsby's time in the war.(or wherever we came from)

>>888897
I don't see why you can't do both!

(Train the goat and do 'normal' date stuff).

Teaching a bud to play magic is totally an acceptable set of date activities, especially when you add wine and include a bunch of of other things mayor likes... which might just be naps. You should do research on stuff she likes, probably ask ceo

I do not think I, or anyone i know, has ever gone on a normal date and i don’t intend to ruin the streak. Villi training date it is!

It's mostly just about spending time together and getting to know each other, really. Watch a movie or play some vidya after training Villi some, maybe? What's her preference in that?

>>888910
That being movies and vidya.

>>888897
That's not really a date though. We'd need to bring Ceo to make it a double date, and that would get weird fast.

Make it a magic date.

Lets go to a mattress store and test out mattresses, but not in a lewd or indecent way.

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"Why not both?" I ask.
>"Why not. I'll give you a call tomorrow and we'll meet up, then go see Villi to train him."

Mayor steps outside, where Ceo is waiting.

>"I'm dating Frillsby."
>"What!" Ceo says.
>"He's the best contender."
>"Isn't there some rule about mayors dating officers?"
>"No one cares."
>"True... but..." Ceo stops when Mayor shoots her a sharp look at the word 'but', and resumes talking like she has some history with that stare. "Oh fine what the hell it's a step forward. Frillsby you better make it good."
>"I'm going home." Mayor continues. "I need to shower. I can't believe I slept with you."
>"What, you regret getting cuddly?"
>"You didn't even react that much."
>"Hah."
>"Villi, get me some coffee so I can make it to my bed."
>"Coffee for me, too!"
"On it! Do you want anything before you leave, Frillsby? Er - you don't have to leave if you don't want to!"

>>890700
did we ever tell her the recipe to the super wake-up juice?

It does generally defeat the purpose of sleeping with someone if they don't react.

>leaving
Depends, what time is it?

Also you at the very least need to pick up all your (hopefully sorted now) magic cards before you took off.

I guess we should stay for a bit longer at least. Not just to clean up our magic cards but to see if our Goat friend has fully recovered from his adventure.

>>890893

And start giving him a few pointers on how he might beat Ceo.

1/5 Frillsby 2018/07/11(Wed)18:56 No. 892233 ID: bfb318
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>Super wake-up juice
I remember nothing of the sort.

"Nah, it's about time for us to go."
>"Villi, make that a third coffee!" says Gallsby.
"Gallsby it's like 9 PM."
>"And at this time, I want coffee."
"Fine. I need to pack up my cards before leaving anyway."
>"What." says Ceo. "What about you leave them here where we can keep playing?"
"I guess so." Yams and Khivat are still playing, and Villi can mess around with them overnight, since Ceo seems to be girlfriend-pressuring him into staying awake.

I can at least wait longer, anyway. It's not like we have pressing matters at home. Villi hands everyone their coffee, except for Gallsby, who has his coffee placed in front of him.

"Careful!" says Villi. "It's kind of hot, so I don't know if you can hold onto it, uh..."

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Gallsby bites the cup.

"Don't you - "

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He swings his head upright to get the coffee down. He doesn't spill liquid, but he does spill steam.

"A... are... are you okay?!"

Gallsby nods while a tear forms in his eyes.

"Gallsby stop hurting yourself for no reason!"

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>"I learned efficiency from Mayor!"
>"Don't put your antics on me." says Mayor, who throws her cup away because she already chugged it just as quickly. She begins staggering her way out the door. "See you tomorrow, Frillsby."

5/5 Frillsby 2018/07/11(Wed)18:58 No. 892237 ID: bfb318
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I sit by Gallsby. Ceo leaves with Villi to the backroom, something involving 'learning about this baking magic.'

>"Hey, Frill-man."
"Galls-boy."
>"Why're you looking so tense?"
"I have a resting tense face."
>"... it's the date isn't it!"
"What? Nooo."
>"It's totally the date."
"I said it wasn't though."
>"Why're you nervous about the date? Mayor's easy-peasy to date! She'd be happy to just sleep next to you for like 4 hours. I know you can do that! You do that twice every single night."
"Yeah but that's to get rest, this one is a date! It's completely different context."
>"Ehhh. Don't be nervous Frillsby!"
"Wow good job Gallsby I'm cured."
>"I don't believe you. Why're you nervous?"
"It's supposed to be a legitimate date which means I have legitimate nervousness!"
>"Well just listen to me, because I have all kinds of best advice."

>"Yeah but that's to get rest, this one is a date.! It's completely different context."
She sleeps in a suit, and it's a date! You'd have to master some kind of... fancy sleeping to match that!

>>"Well just listen to me, because I have all kinds of best advice."
I'm pretty sure rule 1 of dating is don't listen to Gallsby advice.

>>892237
bring her a legitament date commemorative T-shirt. she can shove it in CEO's face after the date

Normally i would banish the thought, but i am nervous, so shot away. What's on your mind?

Ok here is Gallsby's advice for Frillsby.

1. Don't get her teen pregnant. Use this roll of condoms I have for reasons.

2. Girls that fine deserve the best. So take her to the best place in town. The sloppy cheesesteak warehouse. I have a 20% coupon for there all you can eat buffet.

3. You can't go on a date dressed like that! We need to get you looking pretty by going to the mall and finding you a whole new outfit. I hope you like t-shirts.

4. Embarrassing date boners are horrible! Luckily I can fix that. I will suck your dick every 15 minutes from now until you head out for the date. Then you will not have to worry about going off early.

>>892237
Remember, if you date her, and you end up having sex, that means you're DOUBLE GAY.

>>892237

Humor him. It'll distract you from your nervousness.

I'm dating a girl Galls, your advice is invalid.

Listen to Gallsby. He has good info. He just suggested just laying next to her for 4 hours and that would be a great way to end the date.

I mean we could also not be nervous because not only are we gay, but shes also seen us totally naked already. Maybe we should think of interesting places to nap together.

being nervous just means theres actually some emotional investment and thats sweet. Also Gallsby is being a total bro about it.

1/3 Frillsby 2018/07/13(Fri)10:43 No. 892574 ID: bfb318
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>Just don't be nervous
>Mayor has seen me totally naked already

>"Uh Frillsby why are you blushing?"
"Because I was thinking about how hot that coffee must have been so I burned my cheeks just thinking about it and now they're red okay there's literally no other possible reason. Now instead of focusing on that I'm going to change the subject by saying that the first rule of dating is not to listen to your advice, but I'm nervous enough to break a rule. What've you got?"
>"First of all, don't get her teen pregnant."
"That's impossible, she's not a teen."
>"Don't get her pregnant at all Frillsby!!"
"I'm not! I'm not even going to sleep with her!"
>"People don't get pregnant by sleeping! It's sex and if you have sex you'll end up double gay!"
"I'm not even going to ask! What's the other advice?"
>"First off, you're dressed all casual, and dates are all about nonsense clothes. A whole new outfit is needed!"
"What, like a commemorative t-shirt for both of us to prove to Ceo that we did date?"
>"That's a good idea Frillsby, we should get Ante on that. Speaking of places in town, you'll have to take her to the best place in town! Like that sloppy cheesecake warehouse."
"Gallsby that place moved out years ago to another town."
>"Then go there!"
"Also it's not fancy, it's like... a grease shack."
>"Wow! Okay fine we'll move on. Embarrassing date boners are horrible, luckily I can fix that! I will suck your dick every 15 minutes from now until the date."
"Gallsby this is why I don't listen to your advice, I'm not even going to spend a half hour talking about the obvious reasons why that will never work. Plus I'm dating a girl, half your advice isn't even applicable."
>"What! I know all sorts of stuff about dating girls."

Someone knocks on the table.

>"Uh." Poe says. "I'm gonna go check in at the local motel. Thanks for doing what you're doing to get Ceo some help, sorry about the whole speeding thing. I'll drop a check by tomorrow, okay?"
"Yeah, that'll do."
>"Who writes checks?" Gallsby mutters.

2/3 Frillsby 2018/07/13(Fri)10:44 No. 892575 ID: bfb318
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"Anyways Gallsby you've never even dated a girl. I don't think you've dated anyone."
>"I've dated so many girls."
"Name one."
>"I could name so many."
"Name so many."
>"We'd be here all night and we've got to get you ready! I could date a girl anytime I wanted to!"
"You've never even dated anyone before have you?"
>"Frillsby! We've dated, how could you forget something so rude to forget?!"
"Oh shit. Wait no I don't count Gallsby, because we never ended that date. And I asked past tense if you've dated okay."
>"Whatever you say Frillsby but I still have a lot of good advice!"
"... okay Gallsby I admit that your advice to take her out to eat to a fancier place, like Randy's, not the cheese shack, and getting clothes is a good idea. A basic idea, but effective."
>"See?"
"Okay. Let's go get some double 4 hour sleep going."

Khivat and Yams, mostly Yams, helps with cleaning up my cards so they're at least in a neat stack for Villi to look over, rather than all over the bakery.

>"Good luck on your d-date, Frillsby!" Yams says. The guy looks more nervous about it than me.
"Bye Frillsby who I think I heard is leaving?" Villi calls out from the back.

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Gallsby and I drive back to our apartment and I get some sleep.

Or I try to until Gallsby discovers why he can't just suck my dick every 15 minutes until the date.

Chapter 6 End

Is that because he is just going to suck it constantly?

Is it because you are so nervous you can't get it up?
Or is it a stamina thing?

>Wait no I don't count Gallsby, because we never ended that date. And I asked past tense if you've dated okay.
F&G has been one non-stop unending date! What a reveal!

>>892577
Because if he does that you're not going to get any sleep.