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869242 No. 869242 ID: 60d4d8

AHA!
You thought you defeated me?!
WRONG!
I'm harder than ever now!
Do your worst!
Roast me, damn it!
I can take it this time!
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No. 869244 ID: 60d4d8

>>844803
The sequel!
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No. 869248 ID: b0f04f

You look like the artist gave up halfway trying to figure out mspaint
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No. 869251 ID: 9876c4

I can't tell if you're resting your arm, or have a large, deformed tit.
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No. 869277 ID: f22969

You are squishy like jellyfish and not as cute.
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No. 869278 ID: cb585b

You look like somebody with Arthritis fucked up drawing Spongebob and gave up
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No. 869314 ID: a363ac

before you come to a public place for roasting. make sure you at least have a face worth it.
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No. 869343 ID: 3abd97

Sequels are always terrible, especially sequels to terrible things.
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No. 869361 ID: 33cbe7

Are those your arms or an asymmetric boob job
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No. 869379 ID: a5241d

>>869242
Sure I will, but I'd need a grill big enough to handle all of you. And a barrel of barbecue sauce.
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No. 869416 ID: cc5f4f

What did you eat in between quests? You're as fat as an elephant since I remembered seeing you.
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No. 869572 ID: 60d4d8
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869572

>>869277
>>869361
>>869379
>>869416

Wow...you all said some pretty mean stuff...even meaner than last time.

I'd probably break down again if I didn't have...
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No. 869573 ID: 60d4d8
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869573

This super rad hat my dad gave me!
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No. 869574 ID: 3abd97

>>869573
Calvin's was better. You didn't even have to eat any sugar coated death cereal to earn that.
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No. 869576 ID: 195d33

Your hat is shit, doesn't even have the color green on it.
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No. 869584 ID: 2aab51

Here is to hoping your propeller is powered so you just lift off and float the fuck away.
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No. 869586 ID: 272cf3

>>869584
Assuming it can even lift this giant piece of shit.
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No. 869587 ID: 10c408

Oh good, there's a juvenile morons hat on the faceless saltshaker now.
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No. 869593 ID: 844749

>>869573
How can you break down again when you're already broken? Reflect back on your life so far. Think about how badly your life went when you're already at your age and still wear a hat like that.
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No. 869614 ID: cc5f4f

No wonder he gave you that hat. You probably can't survive the world without it with how weak you are. Plus, you asked for it.
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No. 869615 ID: 499d93

Have you ever considered the fact that your dad just gave it to you to make you go away? Because let’s face it, i can’t imagine anyone actually wanting to be near you while you do your stupid shit.

The only reason he’s still around is because he doesn’t want to pay child support for a kid not even a mother could love.

You could be the spokesperson for post-birth abortions and would easily garner so much public support from looks alone that the neighboring countries would consider it too.
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No. 869675 ID: 60d4d8
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869675

>>869576
>>869584
>>869586
>>869614

Stupid hat!
You didn't protect me from anything!
They're horrible.
You're all so horrible!

>>869615
He lied, he went away and he lied.

...

Maybe I should go away.
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No. 869688 ID: c49598

1. going away is pointless, you exist because of this quest.
2. you literally asked for this so you have no one to blame but yourself.
3. use this experience to make it harder to make fun of you, as of right now it is MUCH too easy.
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No. 869693 ID: 9876c4

Why does success feel like failure?
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No. 869694 ID: 249c00
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869694

No... I came for laughs and roasts! Not tears! This is bad ending!

NO! I WILL NOT STAND FOR IT

I know just what to do!
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No. 869697 ID: 094652

>>869694
Adopt a kitten?
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No. 869707 ID: cc5f4f

Become a better person. We can help you.
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No. 869714 ID: d9551b

Tearducts exist to keep eyes moist WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE THEM?!?!!!?
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No. 869719 ID: 3583d1
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869719

>>869697
Thank you for volunteering Kome! You need to fill out the es of the sheet below.
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No. 869720 ID: cb585b

>>869719
Oops, you adopted the wrong boi, you adopted the one with a face
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No. 869721 ID: 3583d1

>>869720
He doesn't need a face to be a handsome boi, and besides everyone knows a real parent gives their child battle-axes and bitches, thats a REAL gift
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No. 869792 ID: 094652

>>869719
...

*leaves*
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No. 869850 ID: 60d4d8
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869850

...
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No. 869851 ID: 6beac1

>>869850
It can only go uphill from rock bottom, where you're standing, but I'm sure you'll find a way to go lower, somehow.
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No. 869852 ID: a363ac

>>869719
The judges of TGchan court find Kome to be an unfit parent and are taking the child back to the shelter .
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No. 869859 ID: 3583d1

>>869852
Damnit Kome! How dare you neglect our child you heartless jerk!

Wait a minute...

*GASP*

HIS REAL DAD WAS NEGLECTFUL! KOME ARE YOU REAL DAD?

NO I WILL SAVE HIM!! HE NEEDS A WICKEDLY AWESOME BATTLE AXE!
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No. 869860 ID: 6beac1

>>869859
Don't forget the bitches! ...NEVER forget the bitches.
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No. 869862 ID: 3abd97

>>869850
Even your crickets are terrible. I've never heard a group of bugs so out of tune.
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No. 869863 ID: 9876c4

>>869859
You're a good dude, Harbard.
Even if you are mad as an otter.
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No. 869876 ID: 388cdd

>>869863
I prefer the term “Badger fucking crazy” but that works too
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No. 869883 ID: 60d4d8
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869883

Oh excuse me.
Hello, I'm so terribly sorry to interrupt but have any of you seen my grandson?
He wondered off and I think he came here.
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No. 869885 ID: 3abd97

>>869883
We didn't see your grandson but we did see a semi-sapient pile of crying excrement masquerading a human being a short while ago.
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No. 869886 ID: 388cdd

>>869883
Yes he did, he ran away crying. But I want to make it up to him. I have this really awesome battle axe and some very foxy ladies that would love to meet him.
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No. 869887 ID: 33cbe7

>>869883
I think I saw him wander off to go put on a wig and dress a little while earlier.
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No. 869892 ID: a363ac

>>869883
who let you out of the kitchen grandma?
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No. 869901 ID: 094652

>>869892
Abort! She's not declared as part of the challenge!

>>869883
There's a kid challenging people to make him cry, he just left. Does that count?
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No. 869954 ID: de6d84

We saw no son, only a pitiful excuse of existence.
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No. 869963 ID: 87c85d

There's a puddle of sad and emptiness, but no we have not.
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No. 870052 ID: cc5f4f

From my perspective, it looked like your grandson liquified into a puddle of tears. We're sorry. We don't know where exactly he went. Maybe he looked for comfort foods.
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No. 870066 ID: 60d4d8
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870066

>>869886
>>869885
>>869954
>>869963

I don't understand, did you see him or not?

Wait a second that's... *old person exertion noises*
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No. 870067 ID: 60d4d8
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870067

This is his favourite hat I got him, he takes it everywhere with him...it's ruined!

Tell me now, what did you do to him!
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No. 870069 ID: 094652

Wait a minute. He said his DAD got him that hat! Who are you?!
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No. 870072 ID: cb585b

>>870067
Oh, we completely and utterly wrecked his emotionally because he thought he could handle the roasts.

He was wrong.
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No. 870106 ID: 5c2d63

>>870067
...

I’m sorry... I’ll go look for him
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No. 870144 ID: 017753

>>870067
To be fair, he was literally asking for it.
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No. 870179 ID: cc5f4f

He came to us proud and confident, asked us to insult him, and we did, but he ran away crying. He ruined that hat because he thought it didn't protect him from the roasts we served him. We don't exactly where he went. He just disappeared from my view.
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No. 870180 ID: cc5f4f

>>870069
Maybe his father got it from grandma and gave it to sonny.
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No. 870181 ID: 1b55ef

>>870072
He handles a roast worse than a vegan with irritable bowel syndrome. Have you considered raising a less worthless grandson?
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No. 870220 ID: 5245b2

>>870069
Oh... he never got it from his dad, his grandma wanted him to think he did... THIS FEELS BAD, MAN
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No. 870245 ID: de6d84

Hey, we just met his demands, not our fault he's so spineless that he can't take it. And he's terrible at dishing it out too.
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No. 870308 ID: 60d4d8
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870308

>>870072
>>870179
>>870181
>>870245
You've been insulting him? The boy is slow! You think it's funny to pick on the retard to you? Shame on you all.

>>870069
>>870180
His father? Hahaha, don't be rediculous, he ran off with that Mexican whore before the boy was even born, did he tell you that? No, he's always had that hat, it's one of Lesters' hand-me-downs god rest his soul.
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No. 870310 ID: f04559

>>870308
Hey I found him and-

Uh oh...
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No. 870313 ID: 60d4d8
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870313

Michael?!

Michael get back here!

Michael what did they say to you?!

Michael get back here you fat piece of...*coughs
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No. 870316 ID: 9876c4

This is all Lester's fault.

Somehow.
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No. 870325 ID: a363ac

>>870313
Suplex him grandma
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No. 870344 ID: f04559

>>870313
HEY!

Don’t you EVER talk to a child like that. If you’re gonna talk to us about the way you treat him then practice what you goddamned preach!

Hey Mike I’m sorry about what I said about you and your awesome hat. You’re a cool kid.
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No. 870351 ID: cb585b

>>870313
Use hat as projectile weapon.
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No. 870358 ID: 3e59db

>>870308

Pot, meet Kettle.
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No. 870372 ID: 3abd97

>>870313
You deserve each other
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No. 870505 ID: b1b4f3

>>870313
Wow where'd you learn to raise a kid? Demon Academy?
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No. 870508 ID: 094652

SLOW. DOWN. GRANDMA.

Literally. You're going to have a heart attack at this rate. We'll grab the kid, you just go down to 0.5MPH and find yourself a cafe, get some soup.
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No. 870634 ID: de6d84

>>870313
I see where your grandson gets his behavior from now.
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No. 870690 ID: 60d4d8
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870690

>>870344
>>870505
>>870634

You know nanna, maybe they're right. You're the one that roasts me! You're the one who treats me bad. Maybe I'm so weak because you always tell me I am!

Had you considered that, Nanna?
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No. 870691 ID: 60d4d8
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870691

Nanna?
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No. 870693 ID: 3583d1

>>870691
...

Uh-oh...

I’m gonna call an ambulance guys, I think she just had a heart attack...

BE STRONG MIKE!
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No. 870721 ID: cc5f4f

Don't just stand there and stare, do something!
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No. 870772 ID: 3abd97

Wow you killed your nanna way to live up to our predictions of what a terribly awful person you are. You're the worst.
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No. 870838 ID: cfb4c2

CLEAR!

*Taser*
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No. 870849 ID: 9876c4

Well, on the plus side, you're kind of like Batman now.

I mean, not in any real sense, but he also got his guardians killed and went insane. You do have billions of dollars to cushion the blow, right?
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No. 870857 ID: fc93e4

>>870838

No no no, that's too weak, let me show you.

*grabs sledgehammer*

In the name of my father, and his father before, I, KaiserOwes, CAST YOU OUT!

*throws hammer at michael*
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No. 871235 ID: 60d4d8

>>870772
I think this may have transcended the roasts
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No. 871253 ID: de6d84

Kid, you screwed up. You killed her.
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No. 871301 ID: 87c85d

YOU FUCKED UP
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No. 872815 ID: bf2a9e
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872815

Dun
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No. 872816 ID: bf2a9e
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872816

Hola guys, remember me?
Mike. I came here a few years ago.
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No. 872818 ID: 13fded

Who are you?
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No. 872822 ID: c8ffa1

Look, i know we had an intermission between then and now but you’re just really forgettable.
Whatever, doesn’t matter, what do you want from the almighty spirits/gods/guides/therapists/roasters of tgchan?
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No. 872824 ID: f005bf

>>872816
How’s it going little brother? Hope the battle axe I got you has crushed your enemies, driven them before you, anf that you’ve heard the lamentations of their women.
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No. 872836 ID: 3abd97

>>872816
How was the funeral?
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No. 872851 ID: a363ac

>>872816
your dead and in purgatory you know
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No. 872862 ID: cc5f4f

Yes. What do you want now?
Also you're also super generic.
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No. 872889 ID: cb585b

Arent you supposed to develop when you get older instead of degrading futher?
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No. 872899 ID: 074011

Wow, nice tail. Your grandma give that?
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No. 872924 ID: 9b80a5

it seems you've gotten a bit fatter, and no im not going to sugarcoat it as you'd just eat it too, you fat pig
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No. 872937 ID: de6d84

That's disgusting.
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No. 872980 ID: 4bb17d

>>872816
Woah man, you haven't changed. Like, at all.
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No. 873121 ID: 193288

Who?
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No. 873202 ID: 9876c4

Did we help you discover your inner masochist?
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No. 873250 ID: ffa7ee

Yeah? How's your head after i threw my sledgehammer at ya?
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No. 873413 ID: ecee63

Did you get stronger like I told you to?
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No. 873661 ID: bf2a9e
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873661

Yeah, you guys met me at a pretty weird time in my life.

I don't know if you heard, my Grandma passed away not long after the drama that happened here. She was cranky sometimes but I still feel a bit bad about all this. I'm currently living with my Dad's family in Honduras.

Anyway, I just came to say, no hard feelings about the whole incident and don't feel bad about the whole roast thing.

Although... If you wanted to, you could roast me again for old times sake.
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No. 873665 ID: 3583d1

>>873661
Man... Nah I can't do that. How about I just send you those bitches I promised, you look old enough for them now.
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No. 873670 ID: c8ffa1

Why do you insist on wasting our time like this? We know what’s going to happen, and we definitely know you’re gonna run away crying just like last time so why do you even bother asking us to roast you?
I say this because every time you do some inane thing, you act as if it’s somehow gonna go better for you than the last time you tried it.
Maybe you are an idiot that thinks “oh, i’ll do the exact same thing again, it went wrong last time but i’m sure it’ll work out this time”
Or maybe that’s what you want? You want us to roast you untill someone else dies and maybe this time it’ll be you, because you’re too much of a weak bitch to actually do anything for yourself in your life and too much of an idiot to get anything right.

Why do you even bother?
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No. 873671 ID: 72cd82

Do you really think that's a good idea?
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No. 873683 ID: 64049d

Ok.

In the power bla bla bla, I cast you out bla bla.

*Throws a sledgehammer thats on fire at Mike*
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No. 873686 ID: 094652

>>873661
No. Everyone shut up. We're roasting chicken sausages. End of story.
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No. 873743 ID: ffa7ee

>>873686

Exactly. That's what we're doing right now.
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No. 873789 ID: 3abd97

>but I still feel a bit bad about all this
You only feel a bit bad about getting your Nanna killed? Wow. Ice cold. No wonder you need to be roasted.
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No. 879223 ID: 97f49b
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879223

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No. 879224 ID: 97f49b
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879224

Thank you all.
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No. 879230 ID: 3583d1

>>879224
Take care bud
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