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890756 No. 890756 ID: 40232e

this is a really bad idea
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No. 892616 ID: 40232e
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892616

well that didn't go well
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No. 892622 ID: dbf422

No shit he had a gun. And we know giant clowns don't kill people. Guns kill people.
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No. 892624 ID: e26fa5

>>892616
Summon the kink goblin here to a trap using the sole sound of hands clapping and fets stepping
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No. 892706 ID: 4cce9d

>>892616
Summon your girlfriend to patch you up and help take down the kink goblin.
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No. 892726 ID: b1b4f3

Good thing you can't kill clowns because dying isn't funny.

Plug your holes with tissues, it'll heal up just like you cut yourself shaving, right?
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No. 893484 ID: 40232e
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jasper plugs up his goo holes with some toilet paper or whatever

>FULL HP!
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No. 893485 ID: 40232e
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893485

for good measure jasper just decimates that kink gremlin as per protocol

Slowly, Gently, This is how a life is taken...
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No. 893488 ID: dbf422

How's the torch, still above half? If it gets too dark, the enemies get tough.
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No. 893492 ID: e26fa5

Wear the kink goblin as your armour.
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No. 893500 ID: b1b4f3

Alright ask satan's hand where the pie thief is. No not you, the other one.
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No. 893515 ID: 8a947d

Check the body for trinkets. Make sure your stress isn't too high.

I don't think the big pie stealer is here. Use the devils hand to get a HINT
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No. 893540 ID: 40232e
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893540

clowns can't die so obviously he doesn't need to worry about stress

obviously

probably

the devil's left hand is pointing towards the asylum

Of course! It's where like 30% of all quests start, a padded cell! the perfect hiding place.
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No. 893541 ID: 40232e
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893541

there's a bunch of weird rooms in here
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No. 893547 ID: b1b4f3

Do some knock-knock jokes.
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No. 893565 ID: 2a13fa

check for cats
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No. 893575 ID: 40232e
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893575

Cats?

what do I look like? mortis? weaver? Charlemagne? someone else that actually puts effort into their quests?

you will never ever see a single cat, cat person, or feline based organism in any of clownquest.
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No. 893576 ID: 40232e
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893576

See? No cats. These cells are super empty and devoid of any cats or catlike entities.
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No. 893577 ID: d887c0

>>893575
>>893576
Seems legit.
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No. 893579 ID: b1b4f3

b e h i n d y o u
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No. 893580 ID: ff0134

*jaws theme plays on distant otamatone*
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No. 893581 ID: e26fa5

Check for otamatone people.
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No. 893583 ID: 40232e
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893583

what

there's no one here

weird that you mention otomatone though cause now I can hear it too

whatever this is still a 100% cat free quest
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No. 893585 ID: 79814e

>>893583
No time for dilliy dally, ask the Satan's hand to point to where our pie snatcher is.
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No. 893590 ID: dbf422

Cats ain't real. Get moving. Though it's starting to seem like the devil hand is just having fun with you. He seems to be leading you into wacky situations where you find nothing but disappointment.

Ask for another tip.
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No. 893591 ID: b1b4f3

Honk.
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No. 893599 ID: 40232e
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893599

jasper leaves the non-existant cats to their nonexistant tomfoolery

The Devil's Left Hand leads jasper down into the Abyss

We are almost upon the end of this little venture, it seems.
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No. 893600 ID: 40232e
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893600

Beyond this door lies thine pie, according to Satan's left hand.

What shall we do?
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No. 893601 ID: e26fa5

Eat/kill Satan's left hand, there must be no witness for our sins.
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No. 893606 ID: 40232e
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893606

SUBSUMED FOR STRENGTH IN THE UPCOMING ENCOUNTER
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No. 893619 ID: b1b4f3

Satan's not gonna be happy...

Alright kick down the door while shouting WHERES THE PIE
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No. 893620 ID: e26fa5

Shoot throught the door, THEEEEEEEEN open it.
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No. 893626 ID: dbf422

Walk out of the door from the other side
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No. 893630 ID: 094652

That was seven different kinds of stupid.

Now go on and Use The Stupid.
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No. 893636 ID: 40232e
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ALRIGHT HAND OVER THE

wait


who is this guy
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No. 893637 ID: 40232e
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893637

???: "Good Evening Jasper, associated watchers. I have been waiting for this moment..."

???: "This will be perhaps the first time I've successfully completed a quest in a while. Such a bad habit of mine, starting something and never finishing it. All those other quests of mine... Ah well. You're here now, yes?"

???: "For the pie?"
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No. 893638 ID: e26fa5

>>893637
No, the pie was a trick to kill you before you did the thing that would end our world, "Mime Quest: This is a really good ideia", perish!
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No. 893639 ID: b1b4f3

Yes. For the pie.
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No. 893655 ID: 094652

Unplug the plug to disable electricity to the cage

Get Pie

Kirby the Pie

Quest Over
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No. 893657 ID: dbf422

It's the fucking dog, he was behind it all. He created these silent hills and he'll do it again.

Why didn't you just get the water ending
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No. 893689 ID: d887c0

>>893637
You doing okay? We already had a pie, so you can have this one if you want it.
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No. 893701 ID: 40232e
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893701

???: "I have gone by many names. Nautilus, WARDEN, Spook, now Cleun. You are only my most recent work."

the pie

CLEUN: "Nautquest, my first creation. It was fun, at first. Similar to this quest. Wholesome tomfoolery. But then I tried to incorporate things. It became complex."

the. pie.

Cleun: "SAVE was complex from the beginning. I tried to make something slightly inspired by both Mortis's Maybecats and the 'save the princess' threads that would happen from time to time. It too, was fun, but required a lot of work due to it being so complex. When things slowed down, because I was busy... well, it fell to the wayside."

thepiethepiethepiethepiethepie

Cleun: "Spookquest was my attempt to get back into things. It too, was fun. Didn't require too much effort on my part, a lot of character design, really mostly writing down interactions. ...But then my computer broke down, and I had to make all of the characters again. ......and then I got hit by a car. Spookquest fell to the wayside, hard and fast. I couldn't create with a broken arm after all."

PIEEEEEEEEE

CLEUN: "Which brings me to this one. I realized my strengths, and weaknesses. I'm pretty okay at creating jokes, mindless foolishness, things that don't hamper the questgoers but also don't leave too little for me to work with. Hence... clownquest. Entitled as 'a really bad idea' because hey. I never finish what I start here, anyway."

CLEUN: "Which leaves.

Pie?

CLEUN: "Yes. Here you go."
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No. 893702 ID: 40232e
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893702

PIE GET!

VICTOROY ACHIEVE!


JOOOOOOOO WIIIIIIIIIN!
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No. 893703 ID: 40232e
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[Vacuum.wav]
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No. 893704 ID: 40232e
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893704

SPLAT

they didn't even eat it

also hey we ended on 69 (nice)
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No. 893705 ID: f6d85b

So what should wee call you now? Is Cleun okay?
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No. 893706 ID: 40232e

I'll be putting up a thread in the Quest-Discussions board to let everyone have a say on what my next quest should be about.

See y'all there.
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No. 893709 ID: ff82d2

Well done!

Is there an achievements page?
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No. 893719 ID: 96457c

Congratulations!
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No. 893720 ID: d887c0

This was goddamn madness. I loved it.
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No. 893724 ID: dbf422

Neat. Still can't believe that we got the dog ending.
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