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919469 No. 919469 ID: 59ed7a

Some dates go well, others not so much. And some end up with you escaping from second floor window completely naked when her parents suddenly come back home, SHIT, shit, shit!

What should I do!?
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No. 919973 ID: e51896

>>919962
>Oh, you know, yes! Yes, I am a bed-screamer, okay? We are not doing it anyway, so just forget it!..

Well okay then, so that means we should try not to raise your arousal to its max then if it causes you to be loud and get people's attention *secretly hopes we raise it to its max later on at some point*
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No. 919978 ID: b463f3

Smash window and kick the shit out of these guys balls. Yell that nobody is getting robbed aas long as naked bitch has anything to say about it!


Lets increase that #nakedbitch hashtag but give it a positive connotation thus thwarting any attempts to publicly ostracize you!
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No. 919984 ID: da8dac

Use phone, call police on location, leave before they get here. Don't mention your situation, simply say you can see through the window.
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No. 920002 ID: 094652

Delete Selfie. What were you thinking.

Knock on the window and ask if they can steal you some clothes. If they chase you, you can accuse them of all kinds of naughty-violent things against your permission (which is probably the only valid reason they WOULD chase a crazy naked lady across the street).
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No. 920014 ID: e51896

>>920002

>Delete Selfie. What were you thinking.

Awww, don't delete it. Its cool.
also, I believe she was thinking that she is confident and has no shame in her body. So why not take a selfie of your body? :)

(also to quest author, may we have a discussion thread? thanks.)
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No. 920121 ID: 59ed7a
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920121

>Awwe, what a cute selfie.
Thanks!

>Delete Selfie. What were you thinking.
I'm not posting it anywhere, so why not? Is it my ears? I always was a bit on big-eared side, but after I grew up it became less noticeable, or so I thought...

>if the house alarm is going off
Oh no, I think home alarm is just armed, but not triggered yet, I hear no sound. These thieves must be professionals.

>maybe we should quickly take their picture first for evidence? Make sure the flash is off so you are not spotted.
A-a-and, got em! I have them on tape!

>Though if they have home security, this home might have cameras. Are you being filmed?
You think I might be recorded right now!? Jeez, I feel so naked just from thinking about possibility of being in front of the lenses... I mean, I am actually naked, but um... you get it, right?
I don't see cameras outside from the first glance though.

>where are you keeping your phone? I dont see it... wait... Don't tell me that it's up your...
Man, I am an open book, I would answer any question you ask. Any question but that.

>Use phone, call police on location, leave before they get here. Don't mention your situation, simply say you can see through the window.
Okay, okay, okay, let me...
...
It's done, cops will be here in a hurry!
Although burglars seem to finish collecting all goods inside already, so police will not arrive in time unless someone will delay bad guys escape.

>Knock on the window and ask if they can steal you some clothes.
It definitely can bring their attention!
:r1ava2: "Hey, assholes! Maybe you'll steal some clothes for me?"
Or you meant to ask them politely? I lost my cool when I saw them even stealing leftovers of cat food from a bowl. What a jerks!

>Smash window and kick the shit out of these guys balls. Yell that nobody is getting robbed aas long as naked bitch has anything to say about it!
>Lets increase that #nakedbitch hashtag but give it a positive connotation thus thwarting any attempts to publicly ostracize you!
Say no more, #NakedBitch will hold them long enough for cops to come!
With plan like this we have no chance to fail!
Kiai! *karate sound*
...
A-a-a, my arm!
And glass didn't even broke!
:r1ava2: "Ahem, um... nobody is getting robbed as long... wait guys, stay where you're! Don't come any closer!"
Ok, new plan -
Retreat!

..!
Why they're keep chasing me..!
They're screaming something, but I'm not in the mood for chat right now..!
>If they chase you, you can accuse them of all kinds of naughty-violent things against your permission (which is probably the only valid reason they WOULD chase a crazy naked lady across the street).
Now it occurs to me that they could start chasing me just to get rid of the witness, it's kind of reasonable too.
Oh my..!
...

Shit, it's a dead end! They knew the neighborhood and cornered me!
I could try to:
>Climb the fence hoping they will be too heavy to follow
>Squeeze through hole hoping they will be too big to follow
>Stand in the corner and pretend that I'm invisible


discussion thread
https://tgchan.org/kusaba/questdis/res/127558.html

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No. 920123 ID: 094652

>they could start chasing me just to get rid of the witness
>crazy naked lady
WHAT WITNESS?! You're a distraction mixed with plausible deniability! Or you were until they started chasing you, and now you can claim they ripped your clothes off and tried to rape you. Morons.

>WHAT DO
Grab the bottle and smash it against the wall! Then hide in a corner and prepare to stab them in the gut, or climb through the hole feet first.

Don't try to climb up, I think that's barbed wire.
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No. 920124 ID: 99f481

Hole is a Bad Idea, you'll likely get comically stuck except it won't be comical at all because it'll leave you at the mercy of your pursuers.

Use pipe to help climb over fence, then look for a place to hide in.
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No. 920142 ID: 7b300a

>>920121
... is that razor wire?
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No. 920147 ID: 59ed7a
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920147

>is that razor wire?
Nah, it's just rope fence... on top.
...
Weird, huh.
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No. 920148 ID: 2202fb

If u try the hole, go in feet first.
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No. 920157 ID: 2202fb

>>920121
This portrait kinda makes you look like white Michael Jackson.
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No. 920159 ID: e51896

I'd rather you not use the hole, possibly get stuck and raped.

Climb the fence. If they still have the bags with them, they'll have trouble climbing while holding them at the same time. Use the pipe next to the fence tp help you climb.

Take bottle for a weapon as well
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No. 920165 ID: e51896

I'm glad the glass didn't break when you hit the glass door with your arm. it would have cause major injuries on your arm, and it would have been very painful to step on those shattered glass.

Also, quick glance, what are those posters? is that a horse on one of those posters? hey maybe you can take a poster or two and use them as loincloths once you escape those jerks.
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No. 920268 ID: 59ed7a
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920268

>you can claim they ripped your clothes off and tried to rape you.
Can definitely do so, but only after I'll survive this chase!

>hole feet first
>If u try the hole, go in feet first.
I feel some uneasy experience behind this advice, so I'll go with it next time I see a hole...

>This portrait kinda makes you look like white Michael Jackson.
Is it a compliment? I'll take it as a compliment, okay?

>Take bottle for a weapon as well
Got it!

>Also, quick glance, what are those posters? is that a horse on one of those posters?
Nah, looks like a poorly drawn dragon on some advertisement.
It's glued down pretty hard, but I can rip off some of that to cover my bottom.

>Use pipe to help climb over fence, then look for a place to hide in.
>Climb the fence. Use the pipe next to the fence tp help you climb.
Alright, here we go...
Right leg on the pipe, and left hand here...
Uh...
Yay! I'm on top of the fence already!
It was easier than I expected!
What did I even have in mind when I thought about crawling through hole!
>get comically stuck
I could stuck there for sure and it...
Eh, get off, you stupid rope... uh, let me... wait, wait, wait, a-a-a!

...

Jeez, I lost my balance and fell down from the fence, but seem to never hit the ground.
Am I... floating like an actual naked angel I am?
Or could it be...
That my freaking leg tangled up in the rope and I hang upside down on the fence like a shot goose!?
No, no, no..!
Um...
I can't pull up and reach the rope...
And I hear my executioners coming...
Should I
>Smash bottle against the wall and prepare to stab them in the gut if they come close enough
>Try to dial the police really quickly and...
wait, where is... oh, I lost my phone, well of course! ...never mind
>Scream for help, which probably will make them even more angry
>Give up and cry
>Smash bottle against the wall and cut trapped leg off in "Saw style"
>Practice bat sounds until they come, and try to convince them that I'm a bat girl in my ultimate form
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No. 920280 ID: 2202fb

Cut off your leg so as to escape the bear trap.
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No. 920288 ID: e51896

we won't be cutting off any legs. otherwise you won't be able to run from these jerks. no crying and giving up either as we are not quitters. screaming for help will only bring more attention to yourself.

I would say do a combination of breaking the bottle to use as a weapon if they get too close to you, and practice bat sounds until they come as you pretend to be a bat girl.

Also, you lost your phone? dang. I'm sure someone will find it and bring it back to you or this could be a good setup for a sequel to Naked Escape in which you get blackmailed into running around naked again after you make it home safely
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No. 920296 ID: 567c4d

Hanging out I see... in more ways than one... hee hee

Can you swing from there? Swing side yo side, not forward and back as you may hit yourself on the wall

Or maybe try to do a rotation spin to untangle the rope off your foot.
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No. 920312 ID: 10c408

Okay. Drop the bottle, you'll need both hands free if you want to escape.

See if you can rotate yourself around so you are facing the wall. If you can, start swinging like a pendulum until you can get a firm grasp on the top edge of the wall with both hands.

Then pull yourself up, re-rotate if necessary and get into a sitting position before untangling yourself.
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No. 920314 ID: c1212a

Smash the bottle, use the sharp bits to cut your leg free. Not your leg off, but free.
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No. 920321 ID: 59ed7a
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920321

>See if you can rotate yourself around so you are facing the wall. If you can, start swinging like a pendulum until you can get a firm grasp on the top edge of the wall with both hands.
Um...
I'm trying...
I'm swinging! ...kind of...
I can only swing to sides without hitting the wall though...
And it's nowhere near angle I need to reach the top with my hands unfortunately...
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No. 920323 ID: 59ed7a
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920323

>Cut off your leg so as to escape the bear trap.
Alright, alright, I can do it!
I can do it!
I can do it...
Oh, who am I kidding I can't do it! It's my leg, man, stupid thing will hurt like hell, I'm too scared!

>Smash the bottle, use the sharp bits to cut your leg free. Not your leg off, but free.
You mean cut the rope? I can't pull up and reach it! It may seems easy at first, but it's just impossible when you are hanging like this...

>Or maybe try to do a rotation spin to untangle the rope off your foot.
I did that and it indeed hurts. Not sure if it made knot on my ankle looser or tighter though.

>do a combination of breaking the bottle to use as a weapon if they get too close to you, and practice bat sounds until they come as you pretend to be a bat girl.
Tonight we'll dine in hell!
Blood for the god of bloods! *screech, screech* *bat sounds*
...

:r1dudes1: She went this way, I think, she must have climbed that...
:r1dudes1: Holy shit!
:r1ava1: No closer!
:r1dudes1: Dude look out! This crazy naked girl have a broken bottle ready for glassing and stabbing!
:r1dudes1: Um... ahem, we're, um... we saw you outside, and, um... you dropped your phone and ran away... here, please take it back... I'll just put it on the ground and will roll it to you...

They gave me my phone back? Huh?

:r1dudes1: And, um... you know, we're actually living in that house, so we weren't stealing things back there, we were just gathering our stuff since we're moving out tomorrow morning. Should have left a week ago, but decided to stay until Town Day. And, um... power bills are down already except for security line, so we were in the dark... Um... just so you know...
:r1dudes1: ...
:r1dudes1: Um... anyway... do you need any help with your leg?

Okay... Should I
>Buy it and let friendly dudes help me
>Pretend I took the bait and then suddenly stab the bastards in their tummies when they'll come closer
>Say that I need no help and just casually hanging out here
>Start dialing the police to call backup
>Your option
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No. 920328 ID: 10c408

Stare at them like your parents would if they caught your hand in the cookie jar.

"You get me loose and then the three of us can go our separate ways without saying a damn thing about tonight, deal?"
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No. 920331 ID: e51896

Well, this is one of the most awkward things. Can things get any more awkward...

...wait, they seem a bit flustered. Just where are their eyes looking at? are they staring at your exposed body?

"HEY! My eyes are up here"

... wait you're upside-down. OH NO! that means they'll be looking at your pussy now.

"I mean, HEY! My eyes are down here"

... wait, they probably knew what you meant in the first place and will now stare at your pussy. OH NO! Shit, things did get more awkward. ummm... err... probably as long as you don't think about anything lewd it won't get more awkward

yeah, do what this suggestion says: >>920328

and also, we should consider calling the cops back and tell them it was a false alarm, no burglary are happening. you did call the cops on these guys earlier after all.
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No. 920342 ID: 2202fb

>Say that I need no help and just casually hanging out here
>Start dialing the police to call backup

These two, but send the cop to the house to check it out (possible disturbance, or something), not to your location.
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No. 920627 ID: e51896

If their genuinely going to help, maybe we should drop the bottle to show we won't hurt them and won't get too scared to help us down.
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No. 920653 ID: 59ed7a
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920653

Why they're acting so weird?
And what they are staring at...
!
:r1ava1: "HEY! My eyes are up here!"
Wait, if I'm upside-down, then I just invited them to look at my...
:r1ava1: "I mean you should look down there!"
Oh no, but now they are forced to... can it any more awkward!?
I just guided them a tour of my privates!
And... is it a thieves tool in their pockets or they're really glad to see me now?..

Well, at least they are so confused out of shyness, that I probably can trust them not being a criminals and drop the bottle.
:r1ava1: "You get me loose and then the three of us can go our separate ways without saying a damn thing about tonight, deal?"
Guys seem even more confused, but one of those looks did its job.
With help on these two I should be free in no time. Just need to concentrate on the goal and avoid any inconvenient thoughts.
...
Uh...
...
Well, now try to pull it from the side and...
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No. 920655 ID: 59ed7a
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920655

Jeez, how did I manage to mess it up so...
Hey, what they're...
Hey!
Maybe they're trying too hard...
It's a difficult task and they seem to forget that I'm down here...
And it's becoming kind of tight...
>Arousal +5
Must... concentrate... on...
>Baseball
>Making ten deep breaths
>Motorboating
>Shoo-ing them away
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No. 920657 ID: e51896

right then, meditation it is. deep breaths, but breath through your nose instead of your mouth
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No. 920666 ID: 9876c4

Haven't you ever wondered if you can operate a zipper with your teeth, whilst upside down?

life has now given you 2 chances.
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No. 920679 ID: 2202fb

Think about shitting dick-nipples. That will make anyone asexual, at least temporarily.
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No. 920690 ID: c22978

Think about Baseball!
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No. 920762 ID: 59ed7a
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920762

>right then, meditation it is. deep breaths, but breath through your nose instead of your mouth
Okay, it's never a bad idea to get high on oxygen.
Well actually it's a bad thing to do before diving, since it compromise your ability too feel when you ran out of air, which allow you to faint and die without even realizing that you're already drowning.
Oh I feel so clever right now, it's like smartness just coming into my head!
Breath in... breath out...
breath in...
...and why with my nose specifically?
What is your opinion about me, that you think I better keep my jaws shut in this situation just in case!?

>Haven't you ever wondered if you can operate a zipper with your teeth, whilst upside down?
Oh I actually able to do it!
We played in spiderman-kiss with one girl once and it went a bit further that time... and it was...
Wait no!
Baseball stuff!
>Think about Baseball stuff!
Cute boys in tight pants running around... it's not really helping! Why they always tell to think about baseball if it never works?

>Think about shitting dick-nipples. That will make anyone asexual, at least temporarily.
Oh my gosh! Did you just discovered my secret fetish!?
No.
No, you didn't.
I feel like my soul just threw up a little.
>Arousal -10
...thanks, I guess.


...
They finally got me down!
Awkward "thank you and sorry for calling cops on you" is coming...
*police siren* *car noises* *squeal of tires*
Or!
...Uh
I can run away and left them talk with the cops! Probably it's the patrol they sent to check my call on thieves...
If it was their house anyway, then they'll be fine, but I must go! I'm no good at facing public nudity charges.

...
My face is so red...
Nothing is better at chilling you out, than a good night walk...
*bzzz*
It's vibrating! How intriguing.
Oh no, tale of #NakedRun seems to grow on twitter! Apparently those guys weren't criminals, and they're talking about saving some naked chick!

Top trending in N-ville:
#TownDay 100%
#WillyCostiganChoppedHisFingerLOL 31%
#NakedAngel 10%
#NakedRun 15% (+10%)
#NakedBitch 0%

...
I need to hurry up...
...
Is it... I am reached a moat? Or more like mini-river with a bridge I need to cross.
And it's guarded by dangerous-looking metalhead!
What do I do?
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No. 920767 ID: c22978

Just use the bridge, the metal head isn't really going to kill you in any sense or even hurt you.
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No. 920770 ID: e51896

Must... resist... urge... to... push... metalhead... off... bridge.

Seriously, this is the perfect setup for such an opportunity. Plus I don't think he should be sitting up on the bridge's rails in the first place. Rails are for hands, not asses. He's just asking for it.

other than that, I do not think it is a good idea to swim across, fish pee in there, and the splash could make noises to alert this guy... unless maybe if you go farther away from the bridge then swim, or perhaps find a way around the lake.

One final option is to just wait for him to leave. Just make sure you silence your phone first so that if someone calls, the ringtone won't alert him.
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No. 920879 ID: fe775c

Seems like he loves ACDC according to his jacket.

Perhaps we should see what happens if we play a video off your phone of an ACDC song and see if he'll dance to it. Or headbang most likely.
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No. 920962 ID: 007141

>>920762
punks are actually usually the chillest motherfuckers

like, chances are the dude'll offer you his sick coat, but still worth avoiding detection. Punk rock dorks are cool.
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No. 921497 ID: 59ed7a
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921497

>maybe if you go farther away from the bridge then swim, or perhaps find a way around the lake.
Bridge is the shortest way home, but if we can't pass it then yeah.

>One final option is to just wait for him to leave. Just make sure you silence your phone first so that if someone calls, the ringtone won't alert him.
Okay, sounds good enough, muting my phone.
I also want to read about this #WillyCostiganChoppedHisFingerLOL event while we're waiting anyway.
...
Heh.
...
...
Uh...
It's been forever since he's just sitting here. What is he doing here alone in the night anyway? If he wants to jump down the bridge, then he picked wrong bridge and lost his title of smartest suiciding person ever. But natural selection would work backwards in this case, right? Survival of the dumbest nonetheless.

>punks are actually usually the chillest motherfuckers
Well, maybe you right. It's time to
>Just use the bridge
Okay, okay...
It's simple enough, it's just this time you need to make it while completely naked.
You did it million times before. One leg forward, then one arm here and... uh... walking is hard on manual mode.
It's like when someone can switch your blinking in manual mode just by saying so.
Need to work on my walking cycle first to make it look natural.
...
Nailed it!

>Perhaps we should see what happens if we play a video off your phone of an ACDC song and see if he'll dance to it. Or headbang most likely.
He wouldn't hear it from the bushes, but we can try it when passing by. Maybe it's a secret password for passing the bridge guardian.

Oh, here we go...
Just be cool...
He's looking at me!
Smile and wave, smile and wave...
Almost there...
:r1metalhead: Hey, you! Wait, stop!

Damn, he finally came back from initial surprise stun duration.
But I almost passed the bridge already, what should I do?
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No. 921505 ID: 007141

>>921497
hear the dude out, he looks emotionally distraught
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No. 921524 ID: e51896

hear him out, if he does anything funny, push him in the lake for the #nakedbitch stat to raise and perfectly balance things out with the other stats, as it should be.
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No. 921539 ID: 094652

"... Do I look like I'm in a better position than you?"

Keep walking. If he demands your help, ask for his undershirt as payment.
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No. 922846 ID: 59ed7a
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922846

>hear the dude out
Well, I guess I can... hey!
:r1ava1: Let me go!
:r1metalhead: Wait, just wait!
:r1ava1: Don't touch me! Let me go!

Trying to
>push him in the lake
but we already lost our element of surprise

:r1metalhead: I'm not going to hurt you! It's just... you're naked in the park at night! Are you okay?
:r1ava1: I'm fine! I'm just going home! Now let me go!
:r1metalhead: It's dangerous to go alone. Take this.

What? Is it his motorcycle helm?

:r1metalhead: No one will recognize you this way. Just hop onto my bike and I'll get you home.

Well, I guess I finally got caught.
*motorbike noises* *cold of the bike's back seat*

:r1ava1: Can you at least find quiet streets to... wait, where are you... no, it's bloody Town Day parade!

They ALL are looking at me!
SHIT, shit, shit!

...
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No. 922847 ID: 59ed7a
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922847

...
At least I finally got home...
And my phone keep buzzing non-stop...
I'm afraid to look at twitter feed...

Top trending in N-ville:
#TownDay 100%
#WillyCostiganChoppedHisFingerLOL 29%
#NakedAngel 10%
#NakedRun 300%
#NakedBitch 0%

Oh shit, and there are photos of my naked ass all over the place!
It's so ...!
It is SO embarrassing!

LIE down
TRY not to cum
CUM a lot
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No. 922848 ID: 59ed7a
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922848

THE END
-rockers bad end root
Times spotted = 4
People saved = 1
People screwed = 0
Orgasms = 1
#NakedAngel = 10%
#NakedRun = 300%
#NakedBitch = 0%

Bye!
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No. 922866 ID: e51896

that was fun. Thanks.
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No. 923029 ID: 2202fb

>>922848
that was a bad end?
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No. 923500 ID: 0cbe79

>>923029
>that was a bad end?
Well, we got caught and everyone saw us, so yeah.
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No. 923843 ID: a30645

>>923500
Now that this quest is finished, will you make more?
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No. 923846 ID: e51896

>>923843
I'd love to see more too, like a sequel, or maybe a reboot to see if we can get a different ending. But I understand if you don't want to continue.

In any case, I wouldn't mind seeing another quest made by you, even if it isn't Naked Escape.
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No. 923977 ID: 59ed7a

>>923843
>>923846
Honestly a bit surprised - didn't feel like this game was a hit.
I may think about another try actually.
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