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96481 No. 96481 ID: c0f3bf

There is a sandwich here. Please suggest an action.
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No. 96490 ID: eae9a6
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>>96481
Fuck the sandwich.

you know you want to.
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No. 96492 ID: 0d1fe9

Go to a secret underwater facilty built on top of an elder god and escape with a romantic love interest and some guy you find in the last 5 minutes. Don't forget to bring some whacky mutations home with you.
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No. 96493 ID: 34470e

>>96481
Put mustard on sandwich.
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No. 96495 ID: c0f3bf

Fuck a sandwich? What are you, insane? What's wrong with you? And moreover, why can't you use nicer language? I would only want to "fuck a sandwich" as much as I would want to wash my hands with pencil shavings. Not at all.
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No. 96503 ID: 903f16

Examine sandwich.
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No. 96504 ID: 66e906

Fart into the bread and see if it retains the flavor.
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No. 96511 ID: c0f3bf

>>96493
I can't, there isn't any mustard around.

>>96492
Already have, but the guy was a girl.

>>96504
Farts are mostly just methane gas aren't they? They wouldn't change the flavor.
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No. 96519 ID: eae9a6

>>96495
damnit, now I want to wash my hands with pencil shavings.
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No. 96522 ID: c0f3bf

>>96519
You may wish to get tested for OCD.
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No. 96524 ID: 0d1fe9

Do nothing.
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No. 96527 ID: c0f3bf

>>96524
That's not productive at all!
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No. 96531 ID: ec8182

Be the other (heavy weapons) guy. Go on quest to make puny sandwich worthy of the title of Sandvichâ„¢. Proceed to Om nom nom, nom nom.
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No. 96541 ID: 632862

Evaluate own hunger and the hunger of those around you. Who would be best served by the consumption of a sandwich such as this?
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No. 96543 ID: 51d0f5

Cast Summon Heavy VII
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No. 96544 ID: 5d5878

Gentlemen, I have a proposition for you...
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Eat the sandwich.
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No. 96556 ID: c0f3bf
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96556

>>96544
I ate the sandwich. It was delicious~
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No. 96559 ID: 632862

>>96556
Now it's time for the plate.
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No. 96565 ID: 739167

Eat it in one bite.
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