Smik 2016/08/14(Sun)20:28 No. 102733 ID: 3009b4
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The door to the beach house is now open.

>>102731
>>102732
>>102733
Well, normally I would complain that if his head was that hard, he should've just smashed the door. But, they did say that they would open the door in their typical, crudely drawn and comedic fashion and they did just that. So, I guess this means that I can't complain.

Meowsma 2016/08/14(Sun)23:10 No. 102738 ID: cc08c7
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>>102733

A-mew-zing work my feline catpanions! Nyow help me get into the bathroom to fill these Cyclops Brand H20 Containment Bottles with tap water. Don't let anyone get in nyour way!

Meowsma 2016/08/14(Sun)23:40 No. 102739 ID: cc08c7
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If I pull this one off I might actually get my Christmas Bonus this year, and a Christmas Bonus means more wet food and a fancy cat house!

Indonesian Gentleman 2016/08/15(Mon)04:17 No. 102744 ID: 171cd6
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"Right, somehow someone slipped me a new VR sim. Hmm, this is not too bad, a beach party?"

Indonesian Gentleman 2016/08/15(Mon)04:20 No. 102745 ID: 171cd6
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>>102744
"BORDLE BOR!"

Indonesian Gentleman 2016/08/15(Mon)04:21 No. 102746 ID: 171cd6
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>>102745
"Noice. I'll be using this VR sim for a while! HEY LAAADIES, WANT TO KNOW WHY MY NAME IS HUGO PACKAGEBORD?"

Anonymous 2016/08/15(Mon)09:00 No. 102748 ID: a339be
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Now, you might look upon today’s fun and beach merriment and think to yourself: ‘how did so many fascinating people end up renting the same beach house on the same weekend?’

Well, that my friends is what we would call…

Anonymous 2016/08/15(Mon)09:00 No. 102749 ID: a339be
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a coincidence.

Anonymous 2016/08/15(Mon)10:34 No. 102751 ID: a339be
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Hugo: “Let’s see what we’re working with h-”

Hugo: “BORD ALMIGHTY, look at that POSTERIOR HULL! What if I told you you were the most COMPREHENSIVE simulation I’ve ever seen?”

Angela: !!!

Anonymous 2016/08/15(Mon)10:34 No. 102752 ID: a339be
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Angela:

Hugo:

Anonymous 2016/08/15(Mon)10:35 No. 102754 ID: a339be
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Hugo: “I have got to get a copy of these algorithms.”

>>102754
NO ONE

CAN DENY

DA BOID

Enemy 2016/08/15(Mon)12:26 No. 102756 ID: b1960b
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Where's your shirt, doll?

Apparently last year someone got their dick sucked while I was playing volleyball. I think they can handle the twins.
Wanna cat themed hot dog? I only got them cause of the sexual innuendo but they're actually mad tasty.

Guys! Guys! Forget the cat! There's a cute thingy with glasses giving out free popsicles!

The best one is obviously C.Y.C.L.O.P.S. D.O.G.S.

You're biased.

I have no idea what you're implying.
It's an acronym.

Gnuk 2016/08/15(Mon)12:54 No. 102757 ID: 86b0ed
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TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "AH YES! LOOK AT THOSE WONDERFUL WAVES! TIME TO SHOW PEOPLE WHY THEY CALL ME THE OMNISURFER!"

Assdover the Magnificent: "But nobody does"

TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "SHUT UP ASSDOVER, NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU."

Assdover the Magnificent: "Also, wasn't evening just a bit ago? and now it's sunny again? And people have moved back and forth?"

TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "THAT'S BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT THIKING PAN-CAMEO-TIME-DIMENSIONALLY, ASSDOVER! DAYS LIKE THIS DEFY TIME AND SPACE THANKS TO THE INTERCONNECTION OF SUB-PARTICLES OF POWERFUL MAGIC CALLED 'FANSERVICE CAMEOS'. STORYLINES ARE BORN AND ENDED IN THE SAME SPACE AND DURING THE SAME TIME, RUNNING TOGETHER IN PARALLEL AND PERPENDICULAR, SOMETIME EVEN IN PARABOLIC LINES, JUST TO DISSIPATE AT THE END OF THE DAY WITHOUT THE CHANCE TO EVER BECOME REALITY"

Assdover the Magnificent: "I didn't get half of what you said"

TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "AND THAT'S WHY YOU AREN'T EVEN APPEARING IN THE FRAME! NOW LET'S HIT THOSE SWEET WAVES."

>>102751
I think she mistook his statement for post-modernist critique lingo.

>>102757
You left your apprentice behind again. Now you'll have to deal with animated brooms trying to flood your house when you get back.

>>102756
DULABIRA BEACH PARTY!

(Not pictured: Zack buried in the sand, Meg flying over the water.)

>>102760
You're forgetting the other 4 or 5 Bikas that are burying Zack in the sand. And a Dessert Bika eating her 7th or 8th popsicle and then asking Zack for some money to go buy pastries from the cat lady.

>>102770
Oh, of course! How could I have missed them?
I must have been distracted.

Naz 2016/08/15(Mon)23:13 No. 102772 ID: a339be
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Naz: “Alright, ready?”

Naz: “Hold on. Yes, I have film.”


…

Naz: “Poly, honey, back it up just a little bit. Little bit more… perfect!”

Naz: “Ok, one… two… thr-”

Naz: “Sport, scooch just a TEENY bit to the left. No, no. Other way. YOUR left.”

Naz: “STOP! Perfect. Sorry, I know these are weird poses for you guys, but it’s an old camera and I need to be able to fit everyone in the shot.”

Naz: “Here we go! Say BEACH! ONE, TWO, THREE…”




Kk-ssshhhhh

Naz 2016/08/15(Mon)23:13 No. 102773 ID: a339be
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Naz: “Eeee hee hee hee…”

The Archivist !0iuTMXQYY. 2016/08/16(Tue)00:14 No. 102774 ID: ea2bfa
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Erim: "Uuuuugh I'm so hungryyyyy..."

Douglas: "You attempted to pay for donuts with a heart. I'm surprised they didn't call the police, honestly."

Adventurer: "OH MERCIFUL FUCKING JUDGE THERE'S A SPACE WAIFU LIZARD ON MY HEAD."

Erim: "I just wanted snacks! I offer these people free mind-reading bonemeal and they just call me crazy and faint!"

Adventurer: "SOMEBODY HELP BEFORE IT INFECTS ME WITH ITS WAIFU GERMS!"

Douglas: "...you don't even hear yourself, do you?"

Adventurer: "OH GOD IT'S DISGUSTINGLY CUTE, WHERE'S ITS HUSBANDO UNIT SOMEONE GET THE HUSBANDO"

Erim: "I mean, they're so valuable, though! I'm tempted to say I'm over-paying..."

Adventurer: "YOU! HUMAN SILHOUETTE WITH SEVERAL OTHER WAIFU LIZARDS! I REQUIRE ASSISTANCE!"

Erim: "I'd honestly just accept some brownies or something! Anything!

Adventurer: "THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!"

>>102772
>>102773
Naz, you mischievous mouse!

>>102773
Well, that's the closest Cyclops Supreme is going to get to losing his virginity.

>>102773
heh heh perfect!

>>102778
Losing one's virginity is for losers who can't foresee the glorious power that awaits them if they only strive to pluck it from the bosom of the earth!

>>102778
Cyclops Supreme is like Nikola Tesla, he's too driven to be distracted by frivolous sexuality.

>>102774
Hey, Bika! What're you doing out there on that guy's head?!

>>102774
Hey, Bika! What're you doing out there on that guy's head?!

Susanna 2016/08/16(Tue)11:33 No. 102784 ID: a339be
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Susanna: “Ssssooo…”

Susanna: “I know it’s night time and everything now”

Susanna: “But… who’s up for a game of discus chase!!”

Susanna: “Volleyball?”

Susanna: “Eh? Anybody? Lisa?”

Anonymous 2016/08/16(Tue)11:40 No. 102786 ID: b1960b
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Meg: "go loooong"

>>102785
why is this so sad.

>>102787
Could resume festivities in the beach house. No lewd

>>102786
Dang it, Meg. XD

Gnuk 2016/08/16(Tue)13:27 No. 102790 ID: e78881
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>>102716

Masha: "I'm really sorry about this... We were not able to retrieve your discus."

Bella: "A walking dolphin took it and ran away..."

Masha: "Is there anything i can do to make up to you?

Smik 2016/08/16(Tue)18:50 No. 102793 ID: 3009b4
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>>102774

Sami: Hey kid, I heard you're trading up unusual stuff for goodies? I don't know what those others problems are but I know a good deal when I see one. I've got some North Gaelish faerie brownies if you're looking for a snack with something extra if ya know what I mean. Other treats as well, you just tell me what you're interested in and I'll see what I can work out.

AlphaLurker 2016/08/16(Tue)20:56 No. 102796 ID: 49f18e
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>>102790
Sport: "Aw gee pretty girls like you don't have to apologize, sides it wasn't even your fault."

Sport: "Though I guess you could still help me asking around if anyone's seen it, if you really wanted."

Ava 2016/08/17(Wed)20:15 No. 102840 ID: b70770
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"They... They won't find me here... Haha... A beach is the last place... Someone would look for... Someone wearing a hoodie..."

>>102840
We suggest you get in the water to cool down.

>>102840
[(floss string) Swimsuit mode] go!

Might wanna get in the water and cool off.

>>102840
If you're going to get in the water, you're going to need some flotation devices!

[Enhance Knockers]!

Ava 2016/08/17(Wed)20:37 No. 102847 ID: b70770
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>>102841
Great idea.

Yeah, I can feel all my stress leaving already. It's nice and cool and-

Ava 2016/08/17(Wed)20:37 No. 102848 ID: b70770
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>>102844
Will my suffering never end

>>102848
Not until you can control us fully.

Smik 2016/08/19(Fri)21:22 No. 102902 ID: 3009b4
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Macha: Marf! Marf!

Smik 2016/08/19(Fri)21:24 No. 102903 ID: 3009b4
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Nem: OK, how come you're OK doing dog stuff now but you snorted at me in the forest?

Macha: Wi waffn't forfeen fen. Wi'm a hute fuffy nowf!

Nem: ...

Macha: Fow fa fuffin fing aweadyeef.

Apples 2016/08/20(Sat)09:50 No. 102922 ID: a4ec41
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"BOOM! Interception!"

Apples 2016/08/20(Sat)09:50 No. 102923 ID: a4ec41
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"BOOM! Interception!"

Apples 2016/08/20(Sat)09:50 No. 102924 ID: a4ec41
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"BOOM! Interception!"

Apples 2016/08/20(Sat)09:50 No. 102925 ID: a4ec41
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"BOOM! Interception!"

Apples 2016/08/20(Sat)09:50 No. 102926 ID: a4ec41
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"Oh, Hugo..."

"Oh, Angela..."


"BOOM! Interception!"


"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

Apples 2016/08/20(Sat)10:15 No. 102928 ID: a4ec41
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"Never mind, I think I know...

You're all jealous because I'm obviously the best at beaches."

>>102928
Someone needs to bury her up to her neck in the sand.

In front of the rising tide.

>>102930
Hey, if it's appropriate enough for Spongebob, I'm sure it'll fit in Beach Day just fine. Let's do it.

Gnuk 2016/08/20(Sat)13:50 No. 102932 ID: d488ec
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>>102930
>>102931

- a wee bit later -

Hugo: "And then they buried you here just for that? You must not be one of the popular kids, eh?"

Anonymous 2016/08/20(Sat)20:04 No. 102937 ID: a339be
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Geoff: "I don't know..."

Geoff: "They've just been sitting there. Doing that. For like... two hours."

>>102937
Can we get a depiction of whatever psychic shenanigans these two are getting up to?
Because I wanna see that.

>>102932
If Hugo doesn't live up to 'bastard' part of 'the servant of the Laughing Bastard God' in the next five minutes, I'll be disappointed.

>>102937
No fair. A person with more eyes is at a disadvantage when it comes to staring contests. You simply don't know how to fixate your eyes.

>>102943
Go get em little t

>>102943
LYNCH! MOB!
LYNCH! MOB!
LYNCH! MOB!

Oh come on, justice's already been done. But I do approve of shooting up some gulls, fuck those flying rats.

>>102937
I wonder, if someone threw ice-cold water on them, would that get them to snap out of it? Or would they be unfazed and keep staring at each other?

If they remain unfazed, then that's just begging for some prankster to come in and draw on their faces with a marker!

Is that gun made out of tinfoil?

>>102943
>finger on the trigger
don't ever do thst! not even with a tin foil gun!

>>102949
nah it's the far cry 2 deagle brand deagle with tinfoil finish attached with glue

>>102960
You're not wrong, but the thumb under the hammer is really something special.

>>102937
Titanic psychic struggle or staring contest? You Make the call!

>>102943
Look out, everybody.

>>102973
>Titanic psychic struggle or staring contest?
What about titanic psychic french kissing session?

>>102977
Anything is possible!

GoldeKlovr 2016/08/22(Mon)20:03 No. 103043 ID: 16cc95
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Back here again? O-oh, and it seems to be just as crazy as before... I'm not going to ask about the gun-toting lunatic over there. Let's go back into that door, Cinnamon. You know... before something happens.

>>103043
Too late! The door is locked and it won't unlock until both of you relax and enjoy the beach!

t 2016/08/22(Mon)22:17 No. 103051 ID: d11a67
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hey did you guys know the eyes are bubblegum

>>103051
Yes.

>>103051
I did not. I thought they were Smarties.

NotDog 2016/09/03(Sat)02:02 No. 103299 ID: 15fae4
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*huff*
*huff*
*huff*

Rendamel: Okay, you're sure this time?
Kon: Yes, this is definitely the place.


HEY, EVERYONE! WAIT FOR US!

NotDog 2016/09/03(Sat)02:03 No. 103300 ID: 15fae4
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>>103299

Ren: Hey, where is everyone?
Kon: The place is totally abandoned...
Ren: Then... We're... We're...

NotDog 2016/09/03(Sat)02:04 No. 103301 ID: 15fae4
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>>103300

WE'RE EARLY!
Kon: Let's build a sandcastle until they all show up!

Ren: They're gonna be so impressed when they get here!

To me, this is extra amusing since today has been extra cold (And it will only get colder save for a couple of warm stragglers).

Anon44!lk4zOq2og2 2016/09/05(Mon)00:25 No. 103351 ID: 1f8505
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Sarah: "Cool beach! This one even has snack vendors! This is way better than last year."

Elena: "Seems kind of slow today though. Maybe we should have arrived yesterday."

Cherie: "..."

GB 2016/10/04(Tue)21:25 No. 104068 ID: 86cf98
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Vagabond: "Oooof. Are you okay Knight?"
Knight: "Apologies Vagabond! How rude of me!"

The Knight removes himself from Vagabond and begins looking around, quickly finding himself quite dumbfounded.

Knight: "This doesn't appear to be another floor my good friend! They must have released us for this so called "mandatory vacation!""

Vagabond: "Mayhaps, but such an assumption is a dangerous one to make Knight. Let us explore the area, maybe even interact with the locals. Only then may we find our answer. Plus the beach isn't officially closed so we should be able to sneak in just before the thread ends."

The Vagabond stands up, dusting himself off.

Knight: "Pardon me my good man? I didn't quite hear you."

Vagabond: "Twas nothing my companion. Let us begin."

Gnuk 2016/10/05(Wed)10:15 No. 104092 ID: e0c48a
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"FINALLY! AS I PROMISED! WE ARE AT THE BEACH!"

"We surely are, my love!"

"AND NOW! IT IS TIME FOR..."

Gnuk 2016/10/05(Wed)10:16 No. 104093 ID: e0c48a
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"THE MCMANHAMMER FAMILY BEACH VACATION!"

"YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

"WITH ALL THE WORK AND TROUBLES OF BEING ROYALTY, IT'S GOOD TO FINALLY BE ABLE TO RELAX, EVEN IF ONLY FOR A DAY!"


"LET'S ENJOY THIS BEACH!"

Gnuk 2016/10/05(Wed)10:18 No. 104094 ID: e0c48a
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"HOLY FUCK YOU GUYS ARE SO EMBARASSING"

"GIBSEBELLA MEREDITH MCMANHAMMER! LANGUAGE!!!

"SORRY..."

>>104093
Goblin Queen is a MILF

>>104444
But is the "Goblin" King a DILF?

according to the goblin queen, yes