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104305 No. 104305 ID: 1f8505

AirBnB listing:
The Von Ellensburg Guest Estate
Thomas Point, Oregon
Entire Home | Multiple Bedrooms/Bathrooms

Check in: Anytime

Check out: Ȃ̷̳̾́̂̇̌n̼̖̣ẙ͖͍̻̜̘́͂t̮̝̙̲̰͟i͖̹̥̰ͩͫ̆̿͘m̷̗͕͍̾̔ͦͦ̔͋e̛ͯ

Description:
Built in 1952, the estate wasis the central tourist destination in the town, a retreat from the big city. Although suffering a small fire in 1959, this place is still a popular haven for those who are dying for peace and quiet. Providing a lovely view and continental breakfast, this BnB will be sure to provide a relaxing and cozy time for you, your friends, and/or your family!

House rules:
- Check in at front desk
- No noise after midnight

En̫͙͙̭̲̗͍j̞͎͇̠͉͉͍oy̮͠ ̹͕͎͕y͠o̧̺͖ư̦͙̥̟̼̻r̯̬͈̩͢ ͘s͍͙ͅt͕͇̩̝̦ạ͙̯̙̪̠͠y̝̹͢
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No. 104313 ID: a788b7
File 147666770536.png - (31.95KB , 800x800 , halloween001.png )
104313

Galliard: "I have no idea how I let you talk me into this."

Pavane: "Oh come on, it'll be fun!"

Galliard: "You always say that."

Pavane: "I'm usually right!"

Galliard: "I legitimately think that this might actually be the worst idea you have ever convinced me to go along with"
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No. 104322 ID: d163e3
File 147668261839.png - (223.46KB , 800x710 , 1.png )
104322

Susanna: “Hm. Mhm… ah. Mmyes…”

Susanna: “Mildly haunted, perhaps…”

Lisa: “Haunted? What makes you think this place is haunted?!”

Susanna: “Hm?”

Susanna: “Did I say haunted? I meant… wanted. By me.”

Susanna: “Get us checked in, would you?”

Lisa: “Yes, madame mayor. Right away, ma’am!”
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No. 104324 ID: 9876c4

>>104322
>Beavermei
Yes, you may proceed.
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No. 104325 ID: 37f049
File 147669516771.png - (35.66KB , 800x840 , battle_of_the_cosmic_dungeoneers.png )
104325

Deem: "Dohohohoho, that group costume award is going to be mine."

Chakarchelou: "Grrawwr."
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No. 104332 ID: e0f785
File 147672608026.png - (306.75KB , 1024x1024 , kbu-halloween-1.png )
104332

>Check in at front desk
That's pretty rude for those of us that don't know how to write and/or are too short to reach. Can I check in with my fist?
>>
No. 104334 ID: 91ee5f

>>104332
Well, the good news is there are some stairs for short guys right next to you. The bad news is it still doesn't help you with writing. So, I guess we can allow you to use your fist?
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No. 104339 ID: 86cf98

>>104332
Break open the pen, cover your fist in ink, and punch the sign in sheet. Its the obvious course of action.
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No. 104349 ID: 343850
File 147675330663.png - (657.42KB , 1500x1500 , Kyrelloween.png )
104349

You are the best at making costumes.
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No. 104353 ID: e0f785
File 147675588899.png - (494.80KB , 1024x1024 , kbu-halloween-2.png )
104353

>Well, the good news is there are some stairs for short guys right next to you. The bad news is it still doesn't help you with writing. So, I guess we can allow you to use your fist?
Considerate or insulting?

>Break open the pen, cover your fist in ink, and punch the sign in sheet. Its the obvious course of action.
Already done.
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No. 104367 ID: 78dc1b
File 147679000434.png - (89.73KB , 600x600 , HALLOWEEN01.png )
104367

>>104353

Kobold Empress: "How barbaric. Butler, be a dear and sign us both~

Golem Butler: "As you wish, your koboldness.
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No. 104372 ID: ca6f74
File 147681222175.png - (145.87KB , 804x576 , Kobolds everywhere.png )
104372

Rynh: "This is the spooky house? Yes. I can sense the evil."

Jehral: "Anything that requires you to have sense makes me worry."

Rynh: "I'm gonna assume you're just acting in character, otherwise I'd have to bop you one."

Jehral: "Uh... No, yeah. That's what I'm doing. What is this thing supposed to be anyway?"

Rynh: "Obnoxious, so you're doing just fine. Keep it up."
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No. 104373 ID: af6e04
File 147681381748.png - (17.54KB , 400x300 , halloween16_.png )
104373

"I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE I AM"
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No. 104377 ID: 0b0b3f

Heehee I forgot golem butler's joints somehow. Just imagine that I drew them!!
>>
No. 104385 ID: 71d443

>>104377
Good thing you didn't; Hammer Imp's first, second and third instinct would probably be to smash them.
>>
No. 104435 ID: 338681

>>104325
Omg they are a shoe in!
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No. 104452 ID: a4ec41
File 147710435905.png - (189.60KB , 800x800 , Halloween 1.png )
104452

Huh...
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No. 104453 ID: a4ec41
File 147710436488.png - (198.34KB , 800x800 , Halloween 2.png )
104453

Why is everyone dressed so weird?
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No. 104454 ID: a4ec41
File 147710436878.png - (159.68KB , 800x800 , Halloween 3.png )
104454

Aw, dammit!

I was supposed to wear a costume!
>>
No. 104455 ID: 9f3729

>>104454
Hey sick xena outfit!
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No. 104462 ID: ca6f74
File 147714875651.png - (185.67KB , 938x744 , Sika blyat.png )
104462

Sika: "I figured this party might be this lame, so I 'liberated' all the potions that were set aside for disposal for being 'irresponsibly lewd' or 'impractical'.

Nothing like chugging unlabeled, unstable chemicals to spice up a social event!"


Roll a d10 for effect.
(Drinker accepts all responsibility for effects, side effects, humping, groping and/or fluid discharge.)

1. ENHANCE KNOCKERS/DONGERS
2. GENDER SWAP
3. APHRODISIAC, JUST LIKE MY JAPANESE ANIMES
4. SHRINK
5. GROW
6. DEVIL FORM
7. SLIME FORM
8. LYCANTHROPY
9. VAMPIRISM
10. GHOST FORM

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No. 104463 ID: 3abd97

rolled 4 = 4

>>104462
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No. 104464 ID: e8e126

rolled 1 = 1

>>104462
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No. 104466 ID: 141621

rolled 3 = 3

>>104462
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No. 104467 ID: ca6f74

>>104463
>>104464
>>104466
Unless you have a character to have this affect, it's not going to work very well.
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No. 104469 ID: 91ee5f

>>104467
Then you should've specified it like this: Anyone with a quest character that's going to attend the costume party needs to roll a d10 for a potion effect!

(Drinker accepts all responsibility for effects, side effects, humping, groping and/or fluid discharge.)
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No. 104473 ID: ca6f74

>>104469
How else did anyone think it would work?
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No. 104474 ID: 71d443

>>104473
You mean, there's no free art at the end of the rainbow? D:
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No. 104475 ID: 595d54

>>104469
Mate did you think rolling an imaginary die on an imageboard would actually make a magic potion do things to you in real life or something?
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No. 104476 ID: ac401e

>>104474

The thread is about quest characters on costumes in a spooky hotel, you arent a quest character
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No. 104477 ID: a4ec41
File 147717295779.png - (180.46KB , 800x800 , Halloween 4.png )
104477

>>104455
Thanks!
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No. 104478 ID: a4ec41
File 147717297237.png - (197.07KB , 800x800 , Halloween 5.png )
104478

Yeah, I'm basically the best at costumes... I'm gonna blow that contest away!
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No. 104479 ID: a4ec41
File 147717297605.png - (236.94KB , 800x800 , Halloween 6.png )
104479

!!!
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No. 104480 ID: a4ec41
File 147717298624.png - (194.74KB , 800x800 , Halloween 7.png )
104480

Khlar is in the house!
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No. 104481 ID: 7018cd

>>104480
Fuck me.
She looks just like her.
>>
No. 104484 ID: b7883c

>>104480
So Klar is dressed as a rock while a rock is dressed as Klar.
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No. 104487 ID: af6e04
File 147718710562.png - (16.44KB , 400x300 , hallowchug_.png )
104487

rolled 7, 3 = 10

>>104462

>The hair
I tried
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No. 104488 ID: 67d5dc

>>104487
Wow. I'm not sure there was a worse roll.

For everyone nearby, at least.
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No. 104489 ID: 398fe1

>>104488
...Sika is nearby
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No. 104490 ID: 91ee5f

>>104489
Uh oh. Sika, get out of there before it's too late! DX
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No. 104491 ID: af6e04
File 147719264569.png - (18.08KB , 400x300 , slimeimp_.png )
104491

>rolled 7, 3 = 10
>3. APHRODISIAC
>7. SLIME FORM
>Wow. I'm not sure there was a worse roll.
>3. APHRODISIAC
>HAMMER DAT ASS
I didn't ask for this.

"I FEEL...SBLORP"
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No. 104492 ID: a4ec41

>>104491
Just what we need, a tiny, horny slime on the loose.
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No. 104494 ID: a788b7
File 147719677539.png - (35.98KB , 800x800 , halloween002.png )
104494

rolled 5 = 5

Pavane: "Oh look Galliard, somebody brought drinks!"

Galliard: "Pavane, what? Are you serious? There is absolutely no way I am drinking those. None."

Pavane: "Aww, why? I'm sure it'll be fine."

Galliard: "Pavane, it remains eternally impressive to me that you are able to still think that anything could ever be fine."

Pavane: "Well, I'm gonna try one."
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No. 104495 ID: 350a50

>>104491
So he became Wretch
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No. 104496 ID: 71d443

>>104494
This was a huge mistake!
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No. 104497 ID: 91ee5f

>>104495
Hammer Imp is a she. But yes, she did become Wretch.

>>104494
I hope there are tall ceilings in that room! And I hope her costume can stretch with her!
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No. 104498 ID: a4ec41

>>104497

She's pretty short, maybe the potion will just bring her up to normal height?
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No. 104500 ID: 398fe1

>>104492
At least it's female.
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No. 104501 ID: a788b7
File 147720292717.png - (35.15KB , 800x800 , halloween003.png )
104501

>>104494

Pavane: "Oops, butterfingers!"

==>
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No. 104502 ID: a788b7
File 147720299130.png - (35.10KB , 800x800 , halloween004.png )
104502

>>104501

>==>

Galliard: "WHAT THE F-"
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No. 104504 ID: a788b7
File 147720320294.png - (41.72KB , 800x800 , halloween005.png )
104504

>>104502

>==>

FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF
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No. 104506 ID: a788b7
File 147720345043.png - (35.02KB , 800x800 , Halloween006.png )
104506

>>104504

Galliard: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Pavane: Oh no, Galliard!

Galliard: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Pavane: "I'm so sorry, I had no idea ..."

Galliard: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Pavane: "Your costume ... it's ruined!"

==>
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No. 104507 ID: a788b7
File 147720347353.png - (450.51KB , 1690x1057 , Halloween007.png )
104507

>>104506

>==>
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No. 104508 ID: 37f049
File 147720504039.png - (31.47KB , 800x750 , hin_halloween_2016.png )
104508

rolled 6 = 6

Hin: "Hey everyone, I brought dungeon punch. Wait, lucky draw drinks? Let me take a shot."

After all, what's the worst that could happen.
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No. 104514 ID: dfc4c7
File 147720850173.jpg - (373.34KB , 640x828 , HalloweenNem2016a.jpg )
104514

rolled 10 = 10

Clearly Nem can't pass up such an opportunity to satisfy her curiosity... FOR SCIENCE!
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No. 104515 ID: 37f049
File 147721140570.png - (18.70KB , 800x600 , hin_already_a_demon.png )
104515

Potion status: Grump level up!

Hin: "These horns are a bit much, aren't they? Red skin kind of ruins my costume too... Hey Sika, do extra potions cancel out or overwrite each other or what?"
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No. 104516 ID: dfc4c7
File 147721533934.jpg - (325.38KB , 640x720 , HalloweenNem2016b.jpg )
104516

Nem: Oh my gosh, your horns are GORGEOUS! I wish I got that effect! Instead my costume fell off and I look like some spook from a house of jump scares or something. I'm not really sure if anything else changed. I mean, it's not as if I could get much paler.
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No. 104517 ID: 37f049
File 147721758938.png - (20.20KB , 800x600 , alkaline_halloween_2016.png )
104517

Alkaline's found another slime at the party. Maybe she can make friends with it!

Alkaline: "Bla, bluh, bhello sblorp!"
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No. 104518 ID: ca6f74
File 147722127651.png - (66.45KB , 443x505 , deep thoughts.png )
104518

>>104515
Sika: "That is a good question that probably should have been asked sooner, but it won't matter because I don't know.

I am not an alchemist. These are actually stolen, but... I'm pretty sure none of this is permanent.
Like, fifty-four percent sure..."
>>
No. 104521 ID: 46fe0e
File 147722208704.png - (58.48KB , 550x550 , Tales of Original Halloween 01.png )
104521

>>104462

P.R.Tagonist: "Mmmmmmmmmmmh"
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No. 104522 ID: 46fe0e
File 147722213337.png - (106.81KB , 550x550 , Tales of Original Halloween 02.png )
104522

P.R.Tagonist: "Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmh"
>>
No. 104523 ID: 46fe0e
File 147722216878.png - (11.92KB , 550x550 , Tales of Original Halloween 03.png )
104523

P.R.Tagonist: "MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMH!"
>>
No. 104524 ID: 46fe0e
File 147722224254.png - (65.59KB , 550x550 , Tales of Original Halloween 04.png )
104524

rolled 4 = 4

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No. 104525 ID: 46fe0e
File 147722317075.png - (49.62KB , 550x550 , Tales of Original Halloween 05.png )
104525

P.R.Tagonist: "Oh no! I've been shrunk!"
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No. 104526 ID: 71d443

>>104525
The only person you can finger the blame onto is yourself.
>>
No. 104527 ID: 37f049
File 147722531611.png - (18.78KB , 640x640 , hin_halloween_2016_blue_potion.png )
104527

rolled 5 = 5

>>104516
Hin: "Sorry Miss Spooks but I've got Crawler cosplay to maintain. Gotta be blue, not horny."

>>104518
Hin: "Riiight. If you don't know, then anything might happen. That sounds like a small chance of success to me. I'm going to pick this blue potion on the dim hope that colour has anything to do with a potion's effect. Cheers, big ears."
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No. 104528 ID: a4ec41

>>104515
I'm pretty sure they stack.
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No. 104529 ID: c745e1
File 147722837585.png - (884.61KB , 1000x1000 , klan funnies.png )
104529

I've been getting angry looks all night what the fuck. has anybody seen a ghost sostume before

there's some rat monster handing out drugs and this fucking furry has been talknig to me tnonstop about some anime I've never watched,. it's all ":Clan Clan" this and "Catarl crlteal:" that with her.

"ma'am or sir I am trying to figure out why everyoine is being dicks so I would really prefer if you would be quiet about his clan nonsense."

I need to get to the pbotto,m of thes mistery.
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No. 104530 ID: 71d443

>>104528
Maybe they don't stack if you're not stacked.

>>104529
Try your usual method: by getting to the bottom of a bottle.
>>
No. 104532 ID: ea2bfa

rolled 9 = 9

Rolling for future Nefarious Purposes. Mostly so I don't make k0bold hate me even more for drawing two panels.
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No. 104533 ID: 37f049
File 147723438030.png - (24.66KB , 800x600 , hindered_hin_halloween_2016.png )
104533

>I'm pretty sure they stack.
>Maybe they don't stack if you're not stacked.
Hin's ogre blood reacts strongly to the potion of biggity! She's recovered her blue colour for improved Ritz impersonation but at what cost?! Expecting consistency out a bunch of unstable potions earmarked for disposal was probably a bad idea in the first place.

Hin: "Well... shit. Looking back, I should have paid more attention to the giant naked guy."

Hopefully there's some spare tablecloths.
>>
No. 104534 ID: 7f917c

>>104533
Y'know, you could nab one of those satiation potions from Belphejar as well, as I don't think the food here will be quite enough to sate you any more.
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No. 104536 ID: a4ec41
File 147723683145.png - (143.71KB , 800x800 , Halloween 14.png )
104536

The ceiling got you, too huh? They didn't really build this place with big guys like us in mind. At least they were nice enough to make up a room with high ceilings for me.
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No. 104537 ID: a4ec41
File 147723683692.png - (65.99KB , 800x800 , Halloween 15.png )
104537

Ooh! Beverages!
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No. 104541 ID: a4ec41
File 147723718818.png - (93.39KB , 800x800 , Halloween 16.png )
104541

rolled 4 = 4

>>
No. 104542 ID: ea2bfa
File 147723837588.png - (30.38KB , 1024x1024 , exorcist-halloween.png )
104542

Carson enters the B&B in full McManhammer regalia. He's been informed that not only is there a rocking halloween party going on, but there are also several undead and such, ripe for the punching! And far be it from Carson to pass up an opportunity to punch an Undead.

Unfortunately, Carson has also been making his way to this B&B for the past 16 hours, his last pit stop was 5 hours ago, and he is both incredibly tired and incredibly thirsty.

Carson: “Oh Famine's tits they're serving free energy drinks!”

Famine: “I'm sorry what did you just say about my chest?”

Carson ignores his annoyed deity's mental communication and instead consumes one of the Halloween Potions of Fun and Mystery. He can bust ghosts and shit when he's not parched and exhausted...

Unfortunately, judging from the fangs poking from his mouth and incredible thirst for the blood of the innocent, he's just gonna wind up even more thirsty and exhausted before this night is over.

Carson: “...hoo boy. It's gonna be one of THOSE nights, isn't it?”
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No. 104543 ID: ca6f74
File 147723910292.png - (132.18KB , 723x679 , chugchug.png )
104543

rolled 2 = 2

Rynh: "Okay, this is fucked up. I want in. Bottoms up!"

Jehral: "Since everyone is getting huge, I'm staying waaaay over here."
>>
No. 104544 ID: 3abd97

>>104543
And then, reviving a years old dead joke from before the reboot, there's no visible change.
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No. 104545 ID: d163e3
File 147724058167.png - (68.41KB , 500x500 , 6.png )
104545

rolled 3 = 3

Naz: “Fetish shots. Unlabeled.”

Selma: “Do it, you have to do it”

Naz: “Seems like a bad idea.”

Selma: “You won’t do it.”

Naz:

Naz: “I’ll fucking do it.”
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No. 104546 ID: ca6f74
File 147724070990.png - (121.41KB , 853x738 , nothing.png )
104546

Rynh: *Burrrp~*
"What a rip! Why does mine do nothing!?"

Jehral: "Nothing?"

Rynh: "Everyone else got all fucked up and weird and I get a dud."
>>
No. 104547 ID: a4ec41
File 147724088154.png - (279.06KB , 800x800 , Halloween 17.png )
104547

"I'll be honest, this is not what I was expecting to happen when I decided to dress up as The Incredible Hulk..."

"it even blew my body paint off..."
>>
No. 104548 ID: a4ec41
File 147724088638.png - (80.72KB , 800x800 , Halloween 18.png )
104548

How is his still bigger??
>>
No. 104549 ID: ea2bfa

>>104547

Carson blinks once as a splatter of green body paint slowly dribbles down his face.

Carson: "I am already so fucking done. I just got here and I'm already done."

He turns around... and comes face to face with a strange ghost girl!

>>104516
Carson: "GOD IN FUCKING HEAVEN THERE'S AN ACTUAL GHOST!"

He takes a fighting stance and grins far too widely. "Alright, time for the fun part!"
>>
No. 104550 ID: 595d54

>>104545
kek
>>
No. 104551 ID: 91ee5f

>>104546
The change could've already happened but you can't tell because your clothes are in the way. Did you try checking inside your pants yet?
>>
No. 104552 ID: 7f2a72
File 147724358649.png - (404.07KB , 1000x1000 , Verremar Golddust.png )
104552

rolled 10, 5 = 15

>>104462

Oh that's a party game I've used to play back in my university days! Hit me up with a double, I'm feeling lucky today!
>>
No. 104554 ID: 7f917c

>>104551
I'm sure they'll find out when Rynh & Jehral slink off to get some privacy.
>>
No. 104555 ID: d163e3
File 147724552105.png - (65.61KB , 500x500 , 8.png )
104555

Selma: “Well? Did it work?”

Naz: “I feel…”

Naz: “I feel…”
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No. 104556 ID: d163e3
File 147724553905.png - (418.86KB , 800x800 , 7.png )
104556

Naz: “Aaaahhhnn~!!
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No. 104560 ID: 65a774
File 147724658058.png - (112.85KB , 686x526 , Halloween.png )
104560

rolled 4, 3 = 7

:KronosSB: Where have you dragged me off to now, Bri? Some kind party?
:BriannahSB: It’s a Halloween party!
:KronosSB: …hallow what now? And what are we even dressed up as? This is some kind costume party, right?
:BriannahSB: We’re dressed as the two best costumes in this dimension, that’s what!
:KronosSB: That’s debatable…
:BriannahSB: Now, stop worrying and ‘ave some fun! Oooh! Free potions! Let’s grab a pair and chug them!
:KronosSB: Err… are you sure about this? Drinking unlabeled potions is rather risky…
:BriannahSB: Don’t worry ye pretty little ‘ead, this is non-cannon! What’s the worst that can ‘appen?
:KronosSB: When you put it that way… everything? Wait, did those two suddenly become giants!? What kind of potions are those!?
:BriannahSB: The fun kind!
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No. 104561 ID: 65a774
File 147724839279.png - (52.12KB , 686x526 , HalloweenSB2.png )
104561

:BriannahSB: …aw, I don’t think my potion did anything… ‘ow about yah, Kronos? Feel anything?

:BriannahSB: Kronos?

:BriannahSB: Wait, where did yah go?
:KronosSB: (Why does things like this always happen to me!?)
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No. 104562 ID: 9876c4

>>104556
Fucking saved
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No. 104563 ID: ca6f74
File 147724900745.png - (39.98KB , 469x397 , puckyou.png )
104563

rolled 7 = 7

Jehral: "How can it do nothing? Everything around us is exploding into chaos."
>>
No. 104565 ID: 91ee5f

>>104560
I remember those guys from Dark Souls. Ugh, they were a pain in the ass!

>>104561
I find it amusing that Bri is so horny, the aphrodisiac had no effect on her.

Hey, Bri, watch your step and look down!
>>
No. 104566 ID: 46fe0e
File 147725051450.png - (188.58KB , 550x550 , HALLOWEEN02.png )
104566

rolled 3 = 3

Kobold Empress: "Ooooooooh this is fun! BUTLER! Drink one!"

Golem Butler: "Are you sure, your koboldness?"

Kobold Empress: "Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink!"

Golem Butler: "As you wish, your koboldness!"
>>
No. 104567 ID: 46fe0e
File 147725201718.png - (353.61KB , 550x550 , HALLOWEEN03.png )
104567

Golem Butler: "Oh my! This is QUITE embarassing!"
>>
No. 104568 ID: a4ec41

>>104567
lol at the flower sporinging out
>>
No. 104569 ID: ca6f74
File 147725279311.png - (93.47KB , 613x534 , you jelly.png )
104569

Jehral: "Why did I get this? Why is this fair!"

Rynh: "It's fine. It wears off. SIKA, THESE WEAR OFF, RIGHT!?"

Sika: "Pretty sure."
>>
No. 104570 ID: 595d54

>>104569
Now stick your dick in the slime.
>>
No. 104572 ID: d163e3
File 147725859570.png - (85.96KB , 500x500 , 9.png )
104572

rolled 9 = 9

Susanna: "No one told me there would be potions!!"

Susanna: "Lisa"

Susanna: "Liiiiiisaaaaaaaa~"

Lisa: "Yes ma'am!"

Susanna: "Bring me one of those little drinks, please!"
>>
No. 104573 ID: 46fe0e

>>104572
Wow now that is awkward
>>
No. 104574 ID: d163e3
File 147725979064.png - (58.53KB , 500x500 , 10.png )
104574

poff

Susanna:

Susanna:

Susanna: "Oh nooooo"

Susanna: "That potion just now turned Susanna into a vampire, oh noooo"
>>
No. 104575 ID: 141621

>>104574
well all the shitposts about her are true what do you now do?
>>
No. 104576 ID: ca6f74

>>104574
>just now
>>
No. 104577 ID: a4ec41
File 147726142714.png - (65.43KB , 800x800 , Halloween 8.png )
104577

**on-the-roof
of-the-old
Guest-Es-tate!
**
>>
No. 104578 ID: a4ec41
File 147726143416.png - (103.11KB , 800x800 , Halloween 9.png )
104578

Cyclops Supreme: "Gentlemen!"
>>
No. 104579 ID: a4ec41
File 147726144095.png - (161.57KB , 800x800 , Halloween 10.png )
104579

Cyclops Supreme: "Behold!"
>>
No. 104580 ID: a4ec41
File 147726144434.png - (118.93KB , 800x800 , Halloween 11.png )
104580

Cyclops Supreme: "The Snowed-in-inator!"
>>
No. 104581 ID: a4ec41
File 147726154077.png - (112.48KB , 800x800 , Halloween 12.png )
104581

Cyclops Supreme: "By harnessing the power of this location's unique space-time geometry, this device shall create a snowstorm of epic proportions! Within minutes, this entire region will be buried beneath six feet of ice and snow! Travel will be impossible! The entire population will be trapped indoors, including everyone at this hotel!"
>>
No. 104582 ID: a4ec41
File 147726155476.png - (151.00KB , 800x800 , Halloween 13.png )
104582

Von Strife: "Why would... anyone want that?"
>>
No. 104583 ID: a4ec41
File 147726156256.png - (246.35KB , 800x800 , Halloween 19.png )
104583

Cyclops Supreme: "What? I can't hear you over the sound of my machine being activated!"
>>
No. 104584 ID: a4ec41
File 147726157004.png - (200.35KB , 800x800 , Halloween 20.png )
104584

Von Strife and Otto: "..."
>>
No. 104585 ID: 91ee5f

>>104574
Susanna's Mercy costume has been turned into an Elvira costume! O_o
>>
No. 104586 ID: d163e3
File 147726555007.png - (12.69KB , 500x600 , 11.png )
104586

rolled 4 = 4

Sophie: "This punch is... strangely bottled."

Sophie: "Is it safe to drink?"

Sika: "Sure."
>>
No. 104588 ID: d163e3
File 147726616745.png - (8.87KB , 500x500 , 12.png )
104588

>>
No. 104593 ID: 91ee5f

>>104588
I'm amazed that her costume still fits.
>>
No. 104595 ID: dfc4c7

>>104593
Well clearly given the diverse biologies of the party guests not all potions have the same properties. It seems that costumes of those from Coxwette and Nem's world are altered by potions, while Dungeoneers and others are not so lucky. Or unlucky, depending on your outlook.
>>
No. 104596 ID: bfb318
File 147726912979.png - (196.42KB , 800x800 , H16-rokoapolo1.png )
104596

"I don't know why it's snowing, but now I wish the party was outside. Polo where did you run off to?"
"I'm right here."
"In the costume that's so cheap you used it last year too."
"I've whitened it, and have learned that wearing the same costume is not as bad - "
"Okay Polo now let's get in there."
>>
No. 104597 ID: bfb318
File 147726916877.png - (12.64KB , 800x800 , H16-rokoapolo2.png )
104597

rolled 4 = 4

"Good, they have beverages."



"... hm."
"You promised not to be paranoid at a party you nerd."
"Fine."
>>
No. 104598 ID: bfb318
File 147726922360.png - (19.58KB , 800x800 , H16-rokoapolo3.png )
104598

rolled 8, 2, 3 = 13

"Good gods but they're tiny!"
>>
No. 104599 ID: 99bd8f

>>104597

Polo's luck running as it normally does, I see!

>>104598

... Polo's luck running as it normally does, I see.
>>
No. 104600 ID: 71d443

>>104561
Run, Kronos! It's Godzilla!
>>
No. 104601 ID: 91ee5f

>>104597
PFFFF HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! XD

>>104598
HAHAHA....haha...ha...ha...

EVERYBODY RUN!!!!! DX
>>
No. 104603 ID: df49f7

What would a neumono werewolf even look like? Bigger, even fuzzier, larger teeth, hunger for the flesh of sentient beings... wouldn't that basically be a wendigo?
>>
No. 104604 ID: 987bda

>>104603
Wouldn't that basically be Rokoa?
>>
No. 104605 ID: a107fd

>>104595
Or, as an expert tailor with spare silk on hand, she simply adjusted it?
>>
No. 104607 ID: da1652

most of these rolls are so perfect you'd think the dice were loaded
>>
No. 104608 ID: 595d54

>>104607
I'd just say that Gnoll chose well when he listed the possibilities.
>>
No. 104609 ID: a788b7
File 147727224222.png - (35.29KB , 800x800 , Halloween008.png )
104609

Galliard: "Are you fucking KIDDING me!?"

Pavane: "Look, Galliard ..."

Galliard: "No, really. Is anyone seeing this? Is it just me?"

Pavane: "We all saw ... plenty, okay? Just don't worry, it'll be fine."

Galliard: "Fine? It'll be FINE? It's snowing! It wasn't even cold out when we came in!"

Pavane: "Well, I mean, it makes sense that you'd be a bit colder now ..."

Galliard: "This really is the worst. I really do hate it when I'm right."

Pavane: "Look Galliard don't worry, I'm sure we can fix this."

Galliard: "What?"

Pavane: "I'm sure we can find you a new costume"

Galliard: "..."
>>
No. 104610 ID: bfb318
File 147727225843.png - (14.65KB , 800x800 , H16-rokoapolo4.png )
104610

"I was right. They were poisoned. Poisoned with mockery."

"Rokoa I do not like your empathy."
"Yeah yeah, I promised not to make a scene if I could help it, I know. I'm leaving."
>>
No. 104611 ID: bfb318
File 147727232866.png - (25.89KB , 800x800 , H16-rokoapolo5.png )
104611

"... I'm going into the woods."

"I'm going to locate the most erotically shaped tree I can find."

"There's going to be noises. Tell people it's just party ambience or something so I don't feel bad if their dumb asses come and play detective."
>>
No. 104612 ID: 595d54

>>104611
Hahaha, damn. The splinters are going to be something.
>>
No. 104613 ID: a4ec41

>>104609
An Incredible Hulk Costume recently got vacated...
>>
No. 104614 ID: 99bd8f

>>104611

Honestly, there isn't really a lot of difference. Except somehow he has no ears now.
>>
No. 104615 ID: bfb318

>>104614
Whoops, ears exist now.
>>
No. 104616 ID: 595d54

>>104614
You can see the ears, they just look kind of like the tufts of fur in the mane but bigger. Rokoa's left ear is immediately to your right of Rokoa's left eye, for example.
>>
No. 104618 ID: 91ee5f

>>104610
She's so adorably tiny! :3

>>104611
And she's, I mean, he's so terrifyingly scary! O_o
>>
No. 104619 ID: 595d54

>>104616
Nevermind, apparently I loaded the picture after it was edited and before he posted.
>>
No. 104620 ID: d163e3

>>104593
Sophie is an adept tailor - she just cut herself a miniature version!
>>
No. 104621 ID: ca6f74
File 147727680064.png - (78.09KB , 689x524 , questions.png )
104621

>>104574
Sika: "That's really weird. Why would that potion alter your clothes? That is absolutely impossible for a potion to do and there's no way you would know other forms of magic, right?

Because that would be the only way for clothes to change like that, is all I'm saying."
>>
No. 104623 ID: d163e3
File 147727973246.png - (46.15KB , 500x500 , 13.png )
104623

>>104621

Susanna: [sweating heavily]

Susanna: "Lisa"

Susanna: "LISAAAAAAA"
>>
No. 104624 ID: d163e3
File 147727981949.png - (71.14KB , 500x500 , 14.png )
104624

rolled 3 = 3

Lisa: "Yes ma'am!!"

Susanna: "Lisa, drink one of these potions."

Lisa: "Uh..."

Lisa: "I don't know, are you sure about that?"

Susanna: "This small dog is antagonizing me!"

Lisa glares at Sika, then drinks the potion.
>>
No. 104625 ID: 211d83

>>104624

Quick Lisa a big horny werebunny just went outside to find a sex tree. If you hurry you can catch her/him.
>>
No. 104626 ID: 91ee5f

>>104625
If she did that, then best thing that could happen is Lisa would be unable to walk for a year.

The worst thing that could happen, is that we never see Lisa again. She would non canonically die. But she'd be perfectly fine in her main quest thread.
>>
No. 104627 ID: ca6f74
File 147728128201.png - (77.40KB , 567x406 , Round2.png )
104627

rolled 9 = 9

Rynh: "That's it! I'm not letting everyone else have all the wacky shit happen to them while I get nothing but a slightly off feeling. HERE WE GO!"
>>
No. 104628 ID: 36295c
File 147728144115.png - (166.20KB , 800x800 , It's a Silvermoon Christmas.png )
104628

"WHY IS IT SNOWING!? WHAT IS GOING ON HERE!? IT IS ENTIRELY TOO COLD FOR ME TO FIGURE OUT WHAT IS GOING ON HERE!"
>>
No. 104630 ID: ca6f74
File 147728280707.png - (79.08KB , 683x433 , subtle.png )
104630

Rynh: "Sika, your bullshit potions aren't working! I'm getting so pissed off, I could bite someone."

Jehral: "How long do these things last, anyway?"
>>
No. 104631 ID: 36295c
File 147728321578.png - (113.35KB , 800x800 , AAAH MANGO JUICE.png )
104631

rolled 8 = 8

"A nice warm beverage will help sort me out!"
>>
No. 104632 ID: d163e3
File 147728350733.png - (110.26KB , 500x500 , 15.png )
104632

Lisa looks at her clipboard, then disappears upstairs for about ten minutes before returning in an entirely new outfit.

Susanna: “…See?! New clothes!”

Susanna: “Lisa, where did you find that outfit?”

Lisa: “Upstairs, ma’am! It was in the closet, heehee!”

Susanna: “THAT was just hanging upstairs? Hm… maybe this place really is haunted…”



Lisa: “Hehe! OH! Excuse me, sir!”

She floats around the room, touching literally every guy she passes on the shoulder.

Lisa: “Meeeow, now you’ve got bad luck mister. That’s me, I’m bad luck.”

Lisa: “Can anybody show me where one of the bedrooms iiiisss? Hehehe!”

Lisa: “Oooh! This skirt’s always riding up…”

Lisa: “Oh I see you peeking, mister. Naughty!!”
>>
No. 104633 ID: d163e3
File 147728352725.png - (34.77KB , 500x500 , 16.png )
104633

Lisa: “Has anyone seen my panties~?”

Susanna: “What”

Susanna: “have we unleashed”
>>
No. 104634 ID: 6c25ef

There's only one man who can save us from this new terror.
>>
No. 104635 ID: 91ee5f

>>104634
Hey, you're right!

Wait, where is Chuck? Didn't he get an invite?
>>
No. 104636 ID: 36295c
File 147728483513.png - (113.06KB , 800x800 , Borf.png )
104636

"... Wait..."
"...."
"......"
"........"
".......... I don' think this is grape soda..."
>>
No. 104638 ID: 36295c
File 147728510410.png - (204.38KB , 800x800 , halloween 2016.png )
104638

rolled 7, 9 = 16

Liam: "Hmph. These insolent twerps thought they could get away without inviting I, LIAM?"

Aruuchi: "MUDAAA..."

Liam: "WE GOT HERE ANYWAY! Now, One for each of us!"
>>
No. 104639 ID: d163e3
File 147728553875.png - (65.43KB , 500x500 , 17.png )
104639

rolled 9 = 9

Ellen:
>>
No. 104640 ID: 3663d3

>>104638
wow, if you got ghost and vampirism it would have taken your costume set to the next level. so close.
>>
No. 104641 ID: d163e3
File 147728762912.png - (81.30KB , 500x500 , 18.png )
104641

Donna: “Oh gosh… that sounds lovely, but I don’t think you’d want to right now.”

Donna: “It’s… you know
>>
No. 104642 ID: d163e3
File 147728763627.png - (60.69KB , 500x500 , 19.png )
104642

Ellen:
>>
No. 104643 ID: 36295c
File 147728785541.png - (231.75KB , 800x800 , Skeptical.png )
104643

rolled 6 = 6

"Hmmm... maybe just one more to be sure..."
>>
No. 104644 ID: d163e3
File 147728897330.png - (60.26KB , 500x500 , 20.png )
104644

rolled 4 = 4

Angela: “Sorry I’m late, everybody! The snow’s really getting-”

Angela: “Oh goodness is that a mini-bar”
>>
No. 104645 ID: 71d443

>>104644
Quite literally, yes.
>>
No. 104646 ID: d163e3
File 147728984801.png - (36.83KB , 540x354 , 21.png )
104646

Angela: "W-aaah!"

Angela: "Oof!!"

[scale beeping]
>>
No. 104647 ID: a788b7
File 147729045010.png - (40.99KB , 800x800 , Halloween009.png )
104647

>>104632

Lisa: “Meeeow, now you’ve got bad luck mister."

Galliard: "Lady, do you really think I need some drunk bear to tell me that?"

Lisa: " That’s me, I’m bad luck.”

Galliard: "What the fuck is wrong with Oregon?"
>>
No. 104648 ID: 36295c
File 147729048440.png - (338.40KB , 800x800 , DEVILMOON The werehog.png )
104648

>>104643

"Hmmm... Ok, yeah, definitely not grape soda... I think I'm gonna go upstairs and lie down..."
>>
No. 104649 ID: bfb318
File 147729070665.png - (27.54KB , 1000x800 , H16-pennroxie1.png )
104649

rolled 5, 8 = 13

>"This is a high risk thing to do!"
"No risk is no fun! Bottom's up, Penn- er, Doc."
>"O-okay."
>>
No. 104650 ID: 36295c
File 147729220955.png - (127.62KB , 800x800 , halloween 2016 3.png )
104650

>>104638
Aruuchi: "AAAAH! LIAM! LIAM I'M MELTING! LIAM YOU GOTTA HELP ME!"
>>
No. 104652 ID: 36295c
File 147729229364.png - (301.70KB , 800x800 , halloween 2016 4.png )
104652

>>104650
Liam: "UWRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!"

Aruuchi: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"
>>
No. 104653 ID: 91ee5f

>>104649
It's been so long since I've seen these two, I almost forgot who they are!

>>104652
HOLY SHIT!!!!! DX
>>
No. 104654 ID: bfb318
File 147729271277.png - (14.90KB , 800x800 , H16-pennroxie2.png )
104654

>>104649
"Oh bullshit now I'm almost the right height but the costume is toast!"
>"Ahhhhh!"
"Geez it's okay Penn I just need to get some new clothes! Don't worry I'm not going to lord over people shorter than me."
>>
No. 104655 ID: bfb318
File 147729272441.png - (20.86KB , 800x800 , H16-pennroxie3.png )
104655

>"Ahhhhh my face is different and my glasses don't sit right do I look okay?!"
"You look... snrk... fine. In fact I don't think that potion worked at all."
>>
No. 104656 ID: d163e3
File 147729309732.png - (119.02KB , 500x500 , 22.png )
104656

rolled 6, 4 = 10

Penny: “You’re worrying way too much, Marce.”

Marcie: “I’m not worried I’m excited!!”

Marcie: “I just know he’s going to love my costume. What do you think he’s going to say about it?”

Penny: “Couldn’t tell ya, but I know it’ll be good.”

Penny: “Wooaah! Free drinks! Heads up!”

Penny tosses Marcie one of the potions.


[Dice order: Marcie, Penny]
>>
No. 104657 ID: 91ee5f

>>104655
This may be the only time Penn and Roxie are able to look each other in the eye without Roxie having to stand on something or Penn having to squat down! XD
>>
No. 104659 ID: d163e3
File 147729450937.png - (99.47KB , 500x500 , 23.png )
104659

Marcie: “Nooooo”

Marcie: “No no no no no

Marcie: “My costume!! It… it just burned up!”

Penny: “Well at least you’re not a gall darn munchkin cat…”

Marcie: “I wanted Chuck to see my perfect Ty Lee costume and now he’ll NEVER see it!”

Penny: “I don’t know if this’ll make you feel better hon, but I don’t think Chuck’s even here.”

Marcie starts crying, but her tears immediately evaporate.
>>
No. 104660 ID: bfb318
File 147729457705.png - (12.53KB , 800x800 , H16-pennroxie4.png )
104660

rolled 9 = 9

>>104655
"Fine I'll just chug until I make you look like a badass by comparison."
>>
No. 104661 ID: bfb318
File 147729548459.png - (16.79KB , 800x800 , H16-pennroxie5.png )
104661

rolled 3, 3 = 6

>"You don't have to! I'm okay with looking like this now."
"Yeah, well I want to drink more unlabelled potions! That one didn't seem to do much, so two more coming up."
>"Why are you biting on your ear?"
"No reason."
>>
No. 104662 ID: 595d54

>>104661
>double dose of aphrodisiacs
Is this where the jokes about sucking start?
>>
No. 104663 ID: 1084bb
File 147729635735.png - (16.21KB , 343x357 , no_one_knows_who_these_motherfuckers_are.png )
104663

>"...Tory, are you gonna take a gulp?"
"Fuck no, looking at sample size, all of these so-called alchemical effects are total trash. I will not waste my breath with them. Are you?"
>"Not too interested, really..."
"Well, good! And try not to call me Tory, lest people catch on. I came here to have a look, relax and swindle food and drink, not have to deal with do-gooders and whatnot. Maybe crash the place with TP-Zeo afterwards."
>"That costume is not much of a disguise, it is way too similar to regular attire."
"Shut up."
>>
No. 104664 ID: bfb318
File 147729649959.png - (12.41KB , 800x800 , H16-pennroxie6.png )
104664

>>104661
>".... Roxie?"
"Hahaha geez I must be getting duds or something these are just doing nothing. Nothing at all."
>"Are you sure? Sometimes the effects are more subtle than others but I'm pretty sure everyone here has had some effect, even if they don't think so, you just have to think about your physical self a bit more, does it feel at all like you have any impulses - "
"No. Difference."
>>
No. 104665 ID: bfb318
File 147729655312.png - (105.54KB , 800x800 , H16-pennroxie7.png )
104665

rolled 2, 4 = 6

"No difference at all. Just bring on... a couple more!"
>>
No. 104666 ID: 71d443

>>104665
There won't be a tree left standing in the forest.
>>
No. 104667 ID: 37f049
File 147729693416.png - (33.92KB , 800x660 , bloom_halloween_2016.png )
104667

rolled 2, 8 = 10

Yes, bringing the walking bioweapon to a party, what could possibly go wrong? It feels like she hasn't eaten for months. Alice would like to go on the record as thinking this is a terrible idea. Also, she never should have agreed to this costume, Messenger take the group costume award! At least she has a notepad for any communication past throat gargling.

Blake: "Come on Dietrich, at least try the potion shots. I'll try one too. Might turn you human for the night or something."

!

Alice: gimme
>>
No. 104669 ID: 91ee5f

>>104664
Wait, Roxie drank the double aphrodisiac?! I thought it was for both of them!

>>104665
Well, if she's still drinking both, then it's back to normal size for her, with one minor difference! XD

>>104667
.....not gonna lie, I hope Alice got the lycanthropy potion.
>>
No. 104670 ID: bfb318
File 147729760479.png - (16.75KB , 800x800 , H16-pennroxie8.png )
104670

"And short again?! On the bright side now my shredded pants fit just fine it's a good thing there was this discarded sheet laying about."
>"Roxie?"
"Look I know there's something else obviously changed we really don't need to point out the - "
>"You should probably stop!"
"I've about to lose all my senses with all this conviction! That conviction being to look as goofy as you! I'm not quitting now, damnit! Deep breath, and..."
>>
No. 104671 ID: bfb318
File 147729763698.png - (16.49KB , 800x800 , H16-pennroxie9.png )
104671

rolled 1, 5, 5, 9 = 20

"Bring it on potions one of you has to make me look weird!"
>>
No. 104672 ID: 595d54

>>104671
We hardly knew ye, pants.
>>
No. 104673 ID: 71d443

>>104671
This was an unnatural 20.
>>
No. 104674 ID: af6e04
File 147729824737.gif - (30.19KB , 400x300 , voidsypls.gif )
104674

>>104517

[HAPPY SLIME NOISES]

it's animated clickit
>>
No. 104675 ID: c6c142

>>104674
How dare you! That's too adorable!
>>
No. 104676 ID: bfb318
File 147729919556.png - (113.38KB , 800x800 , H16-pennroxie10.png )
104676

One moment later...

>"Oh! No wonder you dove out the window! That was very considerate of you, you'd have broken the ceiling otherwise!... why are you sitting with your legs so straight, and why are you buried halfway under the snow -"
"Penn. Penn I like you, but your questions are so... many."
>"Sorry! But the important question is are you okay?!"
"Oh I'm feeling fine, but I don't look weird, I just look big. And I can't do anything with how... big I am!"
>"What are we going to do to fix this? Oh, these are temporary, of course, so you just have to wait!"
"N- no, I - for reasons I would rather not explain I can't wait! Give me a moment, but I'm preeeetty sure I only have one solution to this problem."
>>
No. 104677 ID: 71d443

>>104676
Does it involve trees?
Or... is it even more potions?
>>
No. 104678 ID: ea2bfa
File 147729987003.png - (7.38KB , 1000x1000 , Actual Halloween 2.png )
104678

Carson, in all his sharkly perception, notices that weird floppy-eared creature jump out the window! That must be the undead! AND THAT MEANS IT'S TIME TO PUNCH IT!!!

Carson, in all his infinite wisdom and bloodlust, smashes his head directly through an unbroken portion of the window.

"HEY. YOU. RABBIT-EARED FUCK. YOU SOME KIND OF UNDEAD?"

His arm smashes through another unbroken portion of window and starts flailing in Roxie's general direction.

"GET YOUR BRIGHT GREEN ASS OVER HERE SO I CAN POP YOU ONE, YOU FUCKING SHAMBLER."

Carson makes a few general annoyed noises.

"CMON. THE SOONER I BEAT YOU UP THE SOONER WE CAN ALL GO HOME AND BE DONE WITH THIS POTION BULLSHIT."

Carson ignores the door directly next to him in favor of more flailing.
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No. 104679 ID: ea2bfa
File 147730005002.png - (10.66KB , 1000x1000 , Halloween 2.png )
104679

>>104678
Also, the old update image before Lago made an actually good post and I had to change my plans.
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No. 104680 ID: bfb318
File 147730019230.png - (12.18KB , 800x800 , H16-pennroxie11.png )
104680

rolled 5, 2, 6, 4, 4 = 21

>rabbit-eared
>undead
"Not a stupid rabbit - okay I am beyond the point where it would get worse! I need to be able to stand up and look funny and the solution is more potions now forever until this is fixed."
>>
No. 104682 ID: ea2bfa
File 147730065305.png - (13.13KB , 1000x1000 , Halloween 3.png )
104682

>>104680
"Wait no you're ruining a perfectly good fight! Is it about the rabbit ears comment? I'm sorry I didn't mean it I was just trying to make you mad."

"...please? I haven't punched an undead in like a week!"
>>
No. 104683 ID: 595d54

>>104680
So that's... gender swap, +1 grow -2 shrink for a total of +1 grow and devil form. Hey, Roxie finally gets her wish.
>>
No. 104684 ID: 37f049
File 147730228784.png - (31.95KB , 840x600 , bloom_halloween_2016_2.png )
104684

>>104667
Lycanthrope lore varies, but the typical legend is a human cursed to turn into a beast under the light of the full moon.

Little known fact: The moon is not usually found indoors.

Alice: "Hell yes."

Alice: "Oh hell yes!"

Alice: "HELL!"

Alice: "FUCKING!!"

Alice: "YES!!!"

Alice: "Blake! We've got human things to do! Let's pig out at the buffet, hug people, say words with our human mouths and then let's do it! Let's have sex!"
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No. 104685 ID: 37f049
File 147730233153.png - (21.98KB , 640x800 , bloom_halloween_2016_3.png )
104685

Blake: "Uh, Dietrich? Problem!"
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No. 104687 ID: dfc4c7
File 147730256413.jpg - (394.36KB , 640x720 , Halloween2016_Sami_Amy1.jpg )
104687

rolled 2, 6 = 8

Nem: Hi Sami! Hi Amy!

Sami: NEM! What the HELL?! Are you...

Nem: So for Halloween instead of candy we're drinking experimental potions FOR FUN and SCIENCE and I lost my Mad Medic costume and I turned into some sort of SPOOKY CREATURE and now I can FLY! FLYING IS AWESOME!

Sami: You look... well I'd say you'd look like a ghost but I've actually seen ghosts, and you don't look like one of them. But you seem ghost-like, except cute.

Amy: Nem, it's really not a good idea to drink random potions.

Nem: No great discoveries were ever made by not being willing to explore the unknown. Plus I can fly. Oh, and you should have seen this one tall blue lady who turned into this gorgeous creature with long horns. Then she drank another one and turned into a giant. A naked giant. A naked giant girl.

Sami: Are you SURE you're feeling OK Nem?

Nem: Ghost powers are amazing, Sami.

They stare at Nem for several moments.

Sami: OK, I'm down.

Amy: What?! NO.

Sami: Look, we were barely in the last Beach Day. You wanna be a wallflower during Halloween with all this crazy stuff going on or do you want to party with your wicked girl?

Amy: Sami...

Sami squeezes Amy's hand and winks at her.: C'mon Amy.
>>
No. 104688 ID: bfb318
File 147730296050.png - (137.12KB , 1000x800 , H16-pennroxie12.png )
104688

"Yesss. Yessss! I told you it would work! My face changed! I can stand up with just two legs!"

>>104682
"I'm not undead, jackass! Who the hell comes to a party to fight?"

"Penn how do I look? Tell me I look like the most ridiculous thing you've seen in your life."
>"Y-you... you look very g-goofy Roxie and you definitely need to not have anymore because it will for sure be worse than it is now!"
"Well please find me like... a tent. A tablecloth. Something! Or don't!"
>"What? Uh uh I'm going to get you something to cover with!"
"Yeah, do that, then I can... sit out here in the cold to cool off and it'll be great and i'll be done with this for sure! And get a mirror while you're at it."
>>
No. 104690 ID: ea2bfa
File 147730358157.png - (12.49KB , 1000x1000 , Halloween 4.png )
104690

>>104688
"Wait, what, you're not? Wow, I made a big mistake. Uh, sorry about that, I kinda figured OH HOLY SHIT YOU'RE A DEMON NOW FUCK."

Carson is not sure what the hell he's supposed to do. Demons are, in his experience, actually good guys?

God, this is confusing.

"Uh, whatever, you have fun at this... fucking insane event."

Carson retracts his head inside... then points over at Nem.

"YOU! GHOST GIRL! GET READY FOR A PUNCHING! I'VE SEEN WILL O' THE WISPS SCARIER THAN YOU, YOU FLOATING PIECE OF SHIT! SUFFER NOT AN UNDEAD TO LIVE!"

Carson would probably look a bit intimidating if he didn't have a few shards of glass sticking out of his body, along with a literal paper bag reading "Vampire" over his head.
>>
No. 104692 ID: 37f049

>>104674
Oh that is just amazing, strngy.
>>
No. 104693 ID: c6c142
File 147731076218.png - (146.28KB , 550x550 , HALLOWEEN04.png )
104693

Golem Butler: "Forgive my boldness, miss."

Deem: "Uh?"

Golem Butler: "But i could not avoid noticing the perfect craftmanship of your body and polishedness of your joints. never i have seen such perfect details in another magical construct. I would love to invite your person in a more private place with nothing between us but sparks."
>>
No. 104694 ID: 91ee5f

>>104688
>And get a mirror while you're at it.
I don't think that's a good idea. She might think she looks badass instead of ridiculous and start chugging more potions to try and look ridiculous! DX

But, you've gotta admit she's a really good friend if she's willing to keep doing this just to try and make Penn feel better!
>>
No. 104700 ID: e0f785
File 147733717014.png - (514.80KB , 1024x1024 , kbu-halloween-3.png )
104700

rolled 1 = 1

I need drinks before this gets much further.
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No. 104701 ID: bfb318
File 147733839386.png - (27.78KB , 800x800 , H16-pennroxie13.png )
104701

"Thanks for the threads. Now come on and don't be such a wallflower."
>"But that's who I am! I'm all dressed up now, and - and you don't even have a costume anymore."
"Girl I am a costume now! I'm just sorry it doesn't match yours now. Dorky huge horns, blackened eyes, and... filthy redgrass fur."
>"That's just the typical devil color - "
"What a coincidence!"
>"Oh geez Roxie don't be racist!"
"Er, sorry."
>"You're done with potions, right?
"YYyymayyybe? I'm not going to lie, it got kind of worrisome, but in hindsight it was a lot of fun and I feel pretty good now. In fact, if you're still feeling all self conscious..."

Continue drinking potions? y/n
>>
No. 104702 ID: 2704f7

>>104701
y
>>
No. 104703 ID: c441c1

maybe penn should try drinking some.
>>
No. 104704 ID: d163e3
File 147733888190.png - (98.86KB , 500x500 , 24.png )
104704

Sally: “Why did we have to come all the way out here? This is stupid.”

Ramona: “Excuse me?”

Sally: “Just throw them in a dumpster or something!”

Ramona: “Sally, I’ve told you at least ten times.”

Ramona: “Spare potions must be stored in…”

Sally: “…”

Ramona: “Must be stored innnnn…”

Sally: [sigh]

Sally: “Another haunted house.”

Ramona: “Oh good, you do listen to me. You just pretend not to hear.”

Sally: “Sorry mama…”

Ramona: “Now if I don’t throw out my back again, maybe I can find where they’re… oh!”

Ramona: “It looks like here’s where they’re keeping the potions.”




11 - Species swap
12 - Can only speak in haiku
13 - You turn into Weaver art style
14 - POWERFUL PSYCHEDELIC HALLUCINOGEN
15 - Be nice to everyone
16 - Can only speak in Limerick
17 - You are a skeleton
18 - You are an anime
19 - Be a jerk to everyone
20 - Nymph’s jynx

Please roll 1d20 for all future rolls. Previous potions wear off at your personal discretion.



Sally: “Mama do we REALLY need all these potions?”

Ramona: “I mean… what else are we going to do for a whole week?”
>>
No. 104706 ID: 595d54

>>104701
Y, time for both of you to have fun and see if you can get matching potion effects.

>>104704
Hahaha, fucking sweet. What does the "nymph jynx" do?
>>
No. 104707 ID: b34772

>>104701
y
>>
No. 104708 ID: 91ee5f

>>104701
Yes, but now it's Penn's turn to go on a potion chugging spree! >:3

>>104704
And now to see what's going to happen when Susanna and Ramona see each other. They're probably going to fight.
>>
No. 104709 ID: 2a7417

>>104701
I think you got a good thing going. Let Penn drink some potions, loosen those inhibitions!
>>
No. 104712 ID: ca6f74
File 147734007458.png - (119.48KB , 526x592 , do science.png )
104712

rolled 4, 8 = 12

Sika: "Now that I'm certain none of these are horribly fatal, it's time to get all kinds of messed up! GOING HARDCORE!"
>>
No. 104713 ID: 595d54

>>104712
So now Susanna is right and she really is a small dog.
>>
No. 104716 ID: 91ee5f

>>104712
I was wondering when she was going to join in. It's about time!
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No. 104718 ID: d163e3
File 147734286618.png - (49.28KB , 500x500 , 25.png )
104718

Ramona: “Oooh! Susanna!”

Ramona: “It’s so nice to see you.”

Susanna: “Ramona.”

Ramona: “Oh, I just wanted to ask what the number was.”

Susanna: “…the number?”

Ramona: “The number that you dialed”

Ramona: “when you phone in that costume.”

Susanna:

Susanna: “Rrrrrr…”
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No. 104719 ID: d163e3
File 147734290468.png - (46.43KB , 500x500 , 26.png )
104719

rolled 16 = 16

Susanna: “RRRRRR”

Susanna: “RAMONA PLATH YOU FAT HAG!!”

Susanna: “SEE HOW YOU FARE!!”

Susanna throws a potion onto the ground, and it splashes on both of them.

Susanna: "oh..."

Susanna: "oh no"
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No. 104721 ID: f9085a

>>104659
Well Chucks in for one hell of a night.
Also where the fuck is Naz.

>>104663
Tory! You're still alive! Me Gods man, we thought we lost you.

>>104666
I'm pretty sure Rokoa no longer requires a tree.
>>104671
Yep
>>104680
Oh
>>104688
Rokoa will DEFINITELY not be needing a tree.
Continue potion binge

>>104712
So pretty much just how you are now.
>>
No. 104722 ID: 91ee5f

>>104719
Wow. She has a terrible throwing arm. T_T
>>
No. 104723 ID: 71d443

>>104704
Just want to point out that you can feasibly roll either a d20 for both, or a d10 for just one set, since they came in separate boxes.
>>
No. 104724 ID: 71d443

>>104719
Epic Limerick Battles of Coxwette, begin!
>>
No. 104725 ID: 3abd97

>>104685
I don't think that will stop her, Blake.
>>
No. 104726 ID: 595d54

>>104721
inb4 Rokoa's potions wear off right before they finish
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No. 104727 ID: dfc4c7
File 147734597557.jpg - (247.79KB , 640x720 , Halloween2016_Sami.jpg )
104727

Sami: Well... I'm somehow not surprised. I wonder if these potions feed off of some kind of deep, dark psychological elements. Or if it's just random chance, this is some serious dumb luck. At least it's a costume upgrade.

Nem: Sami. You... you're so hot right now.

Sami smirks.

Sami: Nem, if I weren't already with Amy I'd... Amy? What's wrong?
>>
No. 104728 ID: 398fe1

I wonder if you get sick if you drink too many potions.
>>
No. 104729 ID: d163e3
File 147734682060.png - (48.67KB , 500x500 , 27.png )
104729

Ramona:

“Just look at this thumbheaded worm,
in office so far past her term!
Her beaver’s inclined
to show her behind
as every man here can confirm!”


Susanna:

“I’ll thank you to know that ONE potion
was guzzled to cause THAT commotion.
My intern is golden
and always beholden
to me, hence her stalwart devotion!!”


Ramona:

“So who are you trying to fool
you vain, egotistical ghoul?
You bully your minions
and shape their opinions
but you’ll never have me as your tool!”


Susanna:

“Do you like to laze in your manse,
too fat to even wear pants?
I’d rather three-term it
than live as a hermit.
At least I give people a chance!”


Ramona:

“Then tell me, what chance have you shown them?”
You could lead them, but you’d rather own them.
You treat them like mules
and choke them with rules
You’ve met them but you’ve never known them!”


Susanna:


Susanna:

Fat fatty fat fatty fat fat fat
FAT FATTY FAT FATTY FAT FAT FAT
FAT FAT FATTY FAT
FAT FATTY FAT FAT
FAT FATTY FAT FATTY FAT FAT!
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No. 104733 ID: eda54c
File 147734809322.png - (36.29KB , 686x720 , the hif wizard.png )
104733

A wizard arrives at the front desk, and the only thing on everyone's mind:

Who is this Hif Wizard?
>>
No. 104735 ID: eda54c
File 147734836390.png - (22.06KB , 686x720 , the hif wizard is ready to party.png )
104735

FREE LOVE POTIONS
>>
No. 104736 ID: ea2bfa

rolled 10 = 10

Rolling for future purposes
>>
No. 104738 ID: 91ee5f

>>104728
Well, since Roxie's not rolling around on the floor in pain after the number of potions she drank, I think it's safe to say the answer is no.

>>104729
Yeah, it's obvious that Ramona won that limerick battle.
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No. 104739 ID: dfc4c7
File 147734958409.jpg - (463.35KB , 640x720 , Halloween2016Amy.jpg )
104739

Amy just screams for a couple of minutes.

Sami: Amy! AMY!

Amy: I'M A MAN!!

Sami: In a dress, it's OK, it's only temporary!

Amy: THIS IS HORRIBLE!

Sami: It'll be OK!

Amy: My breasts...

Sami: Amy... it's OK. You're still beautiful to me.

Amy: How could you want this?

Sami: You're not an unattractive man, you know.

Amy shrinks and gives Sami a piercing stare through tear-filled eyes.

Sami: It's not your body that matters, Amy. It's you. You're still you, just in a different form. You still love me even though I'm currently purple with horns and a... possibly inappropriate tail?

Amy: But you're still a woman.

Sami: What if I had gotten that potion? What would you think then?

Amy pauses to think for a moment.

Amy: I'd make you drink potions until you were a woman again.

Sami: But you'd still love me, right?

Amy: ... I... I would, but it'd be hard, Sami. I've had to fight my entire life for my right to live as who I am. Being with a man would be a betrayal to everything I fought for. You can't understand that, you've always had the other option.

Sami: So what's wrong with YOU being a man for awhile? It's not really a betrayal, you're still someone who loves women, you're still Amy, and you're still standing like a girl while wearing a dress. You're like a flat-chested, deep-voiced woman with a little extra that nobody can see right now.

Amy: I want to be a woman again, Sami.

Sami: Want to drink potions until you're a woman again? I told you, I'll be OK with whatever your physical form.

Amy: What if I shrink?

Sami: That has interesting options.

Amy: What if I grow?

Sami: That has other interesting options.

Amy stares at Sami incredulously for a few moments as she tries to grasp the whole situation internally. Her panic subsides and she smiles weakly.

Amy: Sami.

Sami: What?

Amy: You're a freak.

Sami: Wanna try to get me pregnant? It's probably our only shot at kids since there's no way you want a dick inside you.
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No. 104740 ID: d163e3
File 147734987021.png - (75.26KB , 500x500 , 28.png )
104740

rolled 12 = 12

Charlemagne: “Hello hello”

Charlemagne: [remarkably sleazy laugh] “E-heh e-heh, hn hn hnnn”

Charlemagne: “So we’ve got low, loooow nightly rates, half-naked broads, AND we’re doin’ drugs?”

Charlemagne: “Count me in, chief. E-heh heh…”
>>
No. 104741 ID: 91ee5f

>>104740
It's about time you showed up! Now go find Marcie and tell her that she's hot so that she'll calm down.!
>>
No. 104742 ID: f562b1

Because I need these all in one place:
Potions (roll a d20)
1. ENHANCE KNOCKERS/DONGERS
2. GENDER SWAP
3. APHRODISIAC, JUST LIKE MY JAPANESE ANIMES
4. SHRINK
5. GROW
6. DEVIL FORM
7. SLIME FORM
8. LYCANTHROPY
9. VAMPIRISM
10. GHOST FORM
11. Species swap
12. Can only speak in haiku
13. You turn into Weaver art style
14. POWERFUL PSYCHEDELIC HALLUCINOGEN
15. Be nice to everyone
16. Can only speak in Limerick
17. You are a skeleton
18. You are an anime
19. Be a jerk to everyone
20. Nymph’s jynx


This way people only need to look at one chart to see it all. Until a third set comes in I guess.
>>
No. 104743 ID: d163e3
File 147735142759.png - (49.42KB , 500x500 , 29.png )
104743

>haiku


Charlemagne: “Eyes are up here, babe.”
>>
No. 104744 ID: d163e3
File 147735144787.png - (56.05KB , 500x500 , 30.png )
104744

Charlemagne: “Yeah, how you doin’ tonight?”
>>
No. 104745 ID: d163e3
File 147735146821.png - (56.06KB , 500x500 , 31.png )
104745

Charlemagne: “Holy shit. Lisa??”
>>
No. 104746 ID: 9876c4

>>104729
5+ stanzas? Yer on fire! Also took me way to long to remember the reference in >>104588

>>104674
voidsypls.gif 4ever.
>>
No. 104748 ID: dfc4c7
File 147735323291.jpg - (343.88KB , 640x720 , Halloween2016_SamiAmy2.jpg )
104748


Amy: ... what?

Sami: C'mon Amy. This is our one shot. If we don't at least try, we'll both regret it. I mean, I always pictured you as more motherly but since you don't like the idea of a penis inside you but I'm OK with it, we might as well use this chance we've been given. You like girls, so the only difference is you'll be... using a different tool.

Amy: I couldn't.

Sami: Don't worry about me, we'll just focus on your pleasure and I'm sure you WILL be able to perform.

Amy: But...

Sami: And it's not just for children, but you'll NEVER get an opportunity to feel me like this again! I want you to experience everything I can offer in a way I can only do tonight. I want you to grip my hair and lose control while I swallow. I want you to push me to the ground, grab my hips and feel me in a way that's different from touch or taste. You can even force your way in a most forbidden way, Amy. I will let you do it all to me, just for you alone.

Amy swallows hard.

Amy: It... it could hurt, Sami.

Sami holds her close.

Sami: You know I like it when it hurts.

She lifts Amy's dress up.

Sami: WHOAH.

Amy: ... is that bad?

Sami: I... well, let's just say I didn't expect someone with your slender frame to be so...

Amy: Maybe it's the snakeblood?

Sami: OOoooh it's certainly snake-like. I'm no size queen, so this is going to be ... well I think we're going to be like two virgins all over again.

Amy: Do you still want...

Sami smirks: I like it when it hurts, Amy. As long as it's you.
>>
No. 104749 ID: 91ee5f

>>104748
Please tell me you two are in one of the bedrooms upstairs.
>>
No. 104751 ID: b073ca
File 147735950248.png - (180.70KB , 700x469 , halloweed 2016 1.png )
104751

Hunter: "Just what the hell is going on in here? What are these things? This can't be legal"

Nate: "I have no idea, the invite just said 'costume required'! Oh God, who are all these people? This is why I don't go to these things..."
>>
No. 104753 ID: b073ca
File 147735965697.png - (151.28KB , 600x600 , halloween 2016 2.png )
104753

rolled 6 + 10 = 16

Susanna: "FAT FATTY FAT FAT-!"

Hunter:"Hey what the hell?"
>>
No. 104755 ID: bfb318
File 147736135914.png - (25.63KB , 800x800 , H16-pennroxie14.png )
104755

rolled 10, 2 = 12

"Yeah, I've been chilling for awhile like this, and need something to distract me from these potion goggles making literally every guy in here look amazing, whether they look adorable as can be or like a hunchbacked fungal growth. There was something tempting me to go into the woods, too, it smelled like - er..."
>"... What's wrong?"
"Wow, I just felt another neumono for a second. In and out like nothing, and its entire empathy felt like 'no'. Heheh that's actually kind of spooky. Anyways! Two for me, one for you!"
>"That's not fair!"
"Doesn't have to be. They even have a different stock. Let's try it."
>"Are you su-"
"Here I go, two for myself!"
>>
No. 104756 ID: bfb318
File 147736140243.png - (14.71KB , 800x800 , H16-pennroxie15.png )
104756

rolled 12 = 12

>"Okay, okay, one for me!"
>>
No. 104757 ID: dfc4c7
File 147736233449.jpg - (442.21KB , 640x720 , Halloween2016_Nem2.jpg )
104757

Nem's had quite enough of the rude paper-bag wearing individual's cursing and swearing. Despite passively floating well out of reach, he continues to berate her with all manner of crude insult.

So, she drops a potion on him. One she had hoped to drink herself.

After a moment's thought, she drops the other one too. Just for good measure. She can always get more potions herself.
>>
No. 104758 ID: dfc4c7

>>104749

Of course. Serious relationship Sami acts quite differently than wild, single Sami. Besides, Amy needs to feel safe & secure before such experiments. Sami just wanted a little forewarning into what she was getting herself into first.
>>
No. 104759 ID: bfb318
File 147736323756.png - (18.81KB , 800x800 , H16-pennroxie16.png )
104759

rolled 14, 2, 7 = 23

"Whoop, there that goes again. Eheh I'm a ghost that can float and pass through stuff but also interact with objects, which is convenient so that I can keep a looooong skirt!"
>"Ah, Roxy! A ghost?"
>"Please tell me you are okay!"
>"But you always are."
"Haha you got a nerd potion! Now if you have something to say it better be important, otherwise you've got to say stuff like 'yes' in 17 syllables! Let's keep it going! First two for me, then you again."
>>
No. 104760 ID: 71d443

>>104753
Hunter's stance was thrown off from behind,
Now when the smoke clears she will find
that now she is bound
with the snake and the hound
to write speech of a lyrical kind.
>>
No. 104761 ID: a107fd

So would 12 and 16 stacked together render someone completely incapable of coherent speech?
>>
No. 104762 ID: 398fe1

>>104761
I feel like the most recent one would decide the required speech pattern.
>>
No. 104763 ID: 9876c4

>>104761
I like that idea. Everything that comes out would be simultaneously a limerick and haiku, non-euclidian stream of multiconsciousness that hints at the secrets of the universe, and the ür-language of poetry while driving everyone who can hear it mad.
>>
No. 104764 ID: 8a1e6c

>>104763



There was an old man
From Peru, whose lim’ricks all
Look’d like haiku. He

Said with a laugh “I
Cut them in half, the pay is
Much better for two.”
>>
No. 104765 ID: 9876c4

>>104764
<--------------mind=blown
>>
No. 104766 ID: 91ee5f

>>104765
YOU FOOL!!! WHAT HAVE YOU UNLEASHED?!?! OUR MINDS AREN'T READY TO COMPREHEND THIS LEVEL OF POETRY!!! AAAAAA-
*head explodes*
*dead* X_X
>>
No. 104767 ID: 398fe1

>>104764
Alternatively, three limericks in a row with a 5/7/5/5/7/5/5/7/5/5/7/5/5/7/5 structure.
>>
No. 104768 ID: ca6f74
File 147736954257.png - (176.16KB , 917x736 , the more things change.png )
104768

Sika: "Oh no! I'm fluffy and smaller than everyone else! What a totally unique experience for me..."
>>
No. 104769 ID: eda54c

rolled 18 = 18

After sitting in a quiet daze for a few hours, the "The Hif Wizard" picks one of these potions, and drinks!
>>
No. 104770 ID: eda54c
File 147737501743.png - (27.57KB , 686x720 , the hif wizard.png )
104770

>>104769
The "The Hif Wizard" knocks back one of these potions completely at random, choosing the pink potion because he is not insecure about his obvious masculinity, showing that he can down a pink potion and smoke from his "The Wizard Pipe" at the same time!
>>
No. 104771 ID: eda54c
File 147737511666.png - (22.57KB , 686x720 , the hif wizard is ready to party.png )
104771

This potion is making the "The Hif Wizard" feel funny!
>>
No. 104772 ID: 91ee5f

>>104768
Awwww, she's somehow even more adorable! :3
>>
No. 104773 ID: bfb318
File 147737550596.png - (20.22KB , 800x800 , H16-pennroxie17.png )
104773

"Ack, sheesh, this is getting pretty inconvenient! The other potion making me feel funny. Penn, what's up with... you?"
>"I have a question!"
>>
No. 104774 ID: bfb318
File 147737554809.png - (18.36KB , 800x800 , H16-pennroxie18.png )
104774

>"I cannot move without legs!"
>"Can you assist me?"
>>
No. 104775 ID: bfb318
File 147737556834.png - (31.97KB , 800x800 , H16-pennroxie19.png )
104775

"I think you look comfffyyy ohhh Penn do you remember the time where someone drove me down a bigass hill, except I was riding it like a surfboard because I thought it was a whale riding through the sky?! Well that drug is feeling like this potion!"
>"Um, Roxie, please help, - "
"I know how to help! You need stilts for your no-legs. Wood has stilts. Trees have wood. Woods have trees. Wait..."

"... that was probably right! I'm going to the woods Penn!"

Do not go into the woods. I am your greater conscience speaking, there is nothing in the woods you should investigate.

"I'm not listening to you, blue talking head!"

"I'm outta heeeeere. Pann there's so many people out in the big wide world meet a few!"
>>
No. 104776 ID: bfb318
File 147737560775.png - (21.09KB , 800x800 , H16-pennroxie20.png )
104776

>".... Roxie floated fast outside."
>"People are present."
>>
No. 104777 ID: eda54c
File 147737590549.png - (25.54KB , 686x720 , 146959870812.png )
104777

The "The Hif Wizard" suddenly transforms!

He becomes the "The Hif Weeb", who proudly displays his love for some anime about an annoying orange nobody cares about, and a backpack known as "インクルード バックパック" ("The Bakku Pakku"), filled with his whole collection of stories about japanese girls in high school put to the artistic medium of comic, but for some reason is read in reverse order!

He blurts out:


「女性を付けろ、HIFは小さいかもしれませんが、ディック背が高いです!」

("Watch out ladies, the Hif may be small, but the dick tall!")
>>
No. 104778 ID: 91ee5f

>>104775
Well, Polo tried to warn Roxie.

.....meh, I'm sure she'll be fine. After all, she's still a ghost. Rokoa's gonna have a hard time grabbing her.
>>
No. 104780 ID: 3663d3

>>104776
you can do it! the other slimes can move, so you just need to know the trick.
>>
No. 104781 ID: a20dba

>>104775
Jesus how many times can you gen-swap?! Your naughty bits have probably given up in protest and fuck off home, that or to save themselves the time you now have both sets of tool kits.
Either way have fun in the forest.

>>104776
There can be only one!
Let the merginging begin.
>>
No. 104782 ID: f562b1

>>104778
Roxie would probably be happy considering she had a double-dose of aphrodisiacs.
>>104781
>There can be only one!
>Let the merginging begin.
What? No way, man. Didn't you learn from Story Seeker and Muo? Slimes merging makes baby slimes. Tom made sure it was true.
>>
No. 104783 ID: eda54c

>>104777 (checked)
The "The Hif Weeb" disappears seemingly without a trace (other than mucus discharge on the floor) to read his Japanese comic books in some dark corner in the Mansion!

He says as he disappears:

「バイバイ!」 ("Baibai!")
>>
No. 104784 ID: c745e1
File 147738470529.jpg - (89.52KB , 1000x1000 , halloween funnies.jpg )
104784

rolled 20, 16, 16 = 52

"alright, ballsy. time to get to the bottom of this case!"

"oh boy. this reminds me of the case of the growing wet spot! all problems can be solved with juditios appliccation oof mixed medication!"

"after thjs, I should be able to figure out why everybody dislikes my ghost costume and your "charlie chaplin if he was the bad guy from metal slug 5" costume1"
>>
No. 104785 ID: dfc4c7
File 147738548725.jpg - (287.22KB , 640x720 , Halloween2016_Macha1.jpg )
104785

rolled 7 = 7

Meanwhile...

Macha: It's time... it's time... it's BEOWULF TIME! And by Beowulf Time I mean it's MACHA TIME and by MACHA TIME I mean it's time I use the power of these potions to break Nem's control over my form! Who the hell does she think she is? I'm the fucking BLACK WOLF, I'm the fucking CURSE and she's a red riding hood who hasn't worn her fucking red riding hood in like, two years now. Sami's the fucking troublemaker, would she keep her like this if she could?

Yeah probably she would. Little bitch. I've been good since LAST YEAR. I didn't even wreck anything on beach day.

Then again, Sporty Futa did and they buried her up to her neck while the tide was coming in.

Well whatever. Hopefully this potion will change my luck a bit and I'll get to have some fun for once.
>>
No. 104786 ID: b70770
File 147738603192.png - (144.09KB , 800x600 , halloween 1.png )
104786

rolled 10 = 10

"H-hey

These are for everyone, right? I could really use a drink. This thing gets hot.

...
Okay, I'm just gonna help myself.

It's cute how they're in little potion bottles.
That must have been a pain to rebottle.

... If we're not supposed to have these stop me now.

...

Alright, drinking now."
>>
No. 104787 ID: b70770
File 147738660936.png - (146.52KB , 800x600 , halloween 2.png )
104787

>>104786
Ava's sweater drops to the floor. It lets out a terrible screeching noise and flails violently for a moment before going still.

"What the f-

Wait, it's off!
I'm FREE!
I'M FREE!
I'M-"
>>
No. 104788 ID: b70770
File 147738665004.png - (236.64KB , 800x600 , halloween 3.png )
104788

>>104787
"Naked..?

No, wait, I'm see-through!
And go-through!

OH MY GOD I'M DEAD."
>>
No. 104789 ID: 71d443

>>104787
Hey, free* clothing for anybody left naked by a potion!

*=Some strings attached.
>>
No. 104790 ID: 3663d3

>>104789
any female body left naked
>>
No. 104792 ID: dfc4c7
File 147738766018.jpg - (255.83KB , 640x720 , Halloween2016_Macha2.jpg )
104792

rolled 12, 16, 6 = 34

Macha: NOO!! NOT SLIME FORM!

Macha desperately starts gulping down potions.
>>
No. 104793 ID: b70770
File 147738830094.png - (292.30KB , 800x600 , Halloween 4.png )
104793

rolled 4 = 4

>>104788
"Alright, I can fix this!

Just gotta-oh god my hand is gone.

Wait, it's back.

Okay, so I can't touch anything and I just sorta go through stuff... What can I do what can I do..."

Ava takes a deep breath to calm herself.

...

"Oh, hey... I can inhale. I feel it filling something. So that must work.

Okay, I got this.

Just gotta suck the liquid out of the bottle

And hope no one is actually looking at me."
>>
No. 104794 ID: 37f049
File 147738853415.png - (27.32KB , 800x670 , deem_dork_level_maximum_1.png )
104794

Deem has encountered an outside context problem.

Deem: "..."

Hin: "Pssst, Deem. Deem! You're killing me here!"
>>
No. 104795 ID: b70770
File 147738862399.png - (202.10KB , 800x600 , Halloween 5.png )
104795

rolled 10 = 10

>>104793
"THIS HAS SOLVED NONE OF MY PROBLEMS AND, IN FACT, HAS CREATED MORE.

OKAY MAYBE IF I JUST DIVE INTO THE BOTTLE-"
>>
No. 104796 ID: 37f049
File 147738864203.png - (25.99KB , 850x520 , whingman.png )
104796

Hin: "Hiiii, Deem's my boss. She's the master of a very successful dungeon!"

Deem: "What are you doing?!"

Hin: "Helping you score!"

Deem: "Score what?! Why are you so huge?!"

Hin: "Potions. Look, this might be your only chance. Just go and talk with the handsome golem about golem things!"

Deem: "H-hi, I'm Deem. T-thanks. About my craftsmanship. Thanks for liking it, I mean."

Hin: "Yeah, Deem here's a self-made golem! Amazing huh? I'm sure you two have a lot in common."

Hin nudges Deem towards Golem Butler.

Hin: "Why don't you two go off and and chat, and I'll look after your little friend?"
>>
No. 104797 ID: 71d443

>>104794
But he's a golem that can use potions, Deem! Don't you want a closer look at his inner workings?
>>
No. 104798 ID: b70770
File 147738877662.png - (153.23KB , 800x600 , Halloween 6.png )
104798

>>104795
"Why does this happen to me."
>>
No. 104799 ID: 3663d3

>>104798
hubris
>>
No. 104800 ID: b70770
File 147738988730.png - (139.96KB , 800x600 , Halloween 7.png )
104800

rolled 1 = 1

>>104798
"OKAY, I GOT THIS
LAST TRY."
>>
No. 104801 ID: 71d443

>>104800
HUBRIS
>>
No. 104803 ID: b70770
File 147739076737.png - (189.66KB , 800x600 , Halloween 8.png )
104803

>>104800
You know I wanna say this is shocking and upsetting.

But it's not.

And that frightens me.
>>
No. 104806 ID: 106656
File 147739159076.png - (55.17KB , 550x550 , DIDSOMEONESAYMOREPOTIONS.png )
104806

Charred One: "If... if thif the place where we can dump fpare potionf? Good! You guyf have fun! I'm going back to the fafety of my laboratory"

[21. GENITALIA B-GONE
22. REPETITA NON IUVANT (CLONE YOURSELF)
23. SWAP YOUR ACTIVE POTION EFFECTS WITH SOMEONE'S ELSE
24. SO EDGY IT ACTUALLY HURTS
25. DOMO ARIGATO MR ROBOTO
26. CAN ONLY SPEAK BACKWARD
27. EXTREMELY CULTURAL INSENSITIVE COSTUME!
28. PLAIN AND BORING AS A HUMAN PAESANT IN A FANTASY SETTING
29. NEGATIVE COLOR PALETTE SWAP
30. YOU CAN ONLY BE DRAWN WITH THE OPPOSITE HAND!!!

Please roll 1d10, 1d20 or 1d30 for all future rolls. Previous potions wear off at your personal discretion.

>>
No. 104807 ID: 3abd97

>Please roll 1d10, 1d20 or 1d30 for all future rolls
Or you know, 1d10+10 or 1d10+20 to pick from one of the later boxes. Or 1d20+10 to pick from both of them.
>>
No. 104808 ID: b70770
File 147739247466.png - (26.22KB , 800x600 , Halloween 9.png )
104808

Meanwhile, the hoodie is without a host. With no body inside of it, it can't reach it's full potential.

It needs someone...

Anyone...

>>
No. 104809 ID: b70770
File 147739266982.png - (137.99KB , 800x600 , Halloween 10.png )
104809

rolled 24 = 24

"New potions? I think some of those could fix me!

But why aren't any of them labelled!?

Bluh!

I'll just drink one more.

One more..!"
>>
No. 104811 ID: b70770
File 147739314555.gif - (105.11KB , 800x600 , Halloween 11.gif )
104811

rolled 22 = 22

>>104809
"Being human is overrated anyway... Humanity is a sickness that must be purged.

I welcome the changes. Welcome the ability to shed this weakness that has been holding me back my whole life.

Let's see what these potions have in store for me."
>>
No. 104812 ID: b70770
File 147739354301.png - (103.65KB , 800x600 , Halloween 11.png )
104812

>>104811
"HAHAHAHAHA! IT BEGINS!

SOON THE WHOLE WORLD WILL BE MINE!"
>>
No. 104813 ID: 91ee5f

This is perfect! With this new batch of potions, if someone is lucky enough to roll the dice and get 1 specific potion from each batch (5. GROW, 18 - You are an anime, and 25. DOMO ARIGATO MR ROBOTO), then someone could end up turning into a Gundam! XD
>>
No. 104815 ID: eda54c

rolled 9 = 9

"The Hif Weeb" comes out from his corner, thirsty for more drank!

He exclaims as he emerges from the darkness:

「私の舌は南カリフォルニアの砂漠のように乾燥しています!」("My tongue is dry like the deserts of southern California!")
>>
No. 104816 ID: bfb318
File 147742409593.png - (13.07KB , 800x800 , H16-polo1.png )
104816

rolled 24 = 24

Meanwhile, in an emptied potato chip bag...

"My head is telling me it's a bad idea, but I am willing to take a chance to not be the smallest person at this party."
>>
No. 104817 ID: eda54c
File 147742421384.png - (20.04KB , 686x720 , Hif Weeb Drank.png )
104817

"The Hif Weeb" drinks a potion that is a dark shade of red and sloshes around with a thick viscosity! This makes him nauseous as it reminds him of blood (and blood makes all weebs' stomachs churn)

He cheerfully (but with slight caution!) yells:

「乾杯!」 ("Cheers!")

He then knocks back the drank.
>>
No. 104818 ID: 595d54

>>104816
>edgy
>Polo
...Is that even possible? Polo is basically anti-edge.
>>
No. 104819 ID: bfb318
File 147742588341.png - (42.08KB , 800x800 , H16-polo2.png )
104819

rolled 26 = 26

"This pathetic desperation to be tall may lead to my death, but my heart will gladly cut itself into oblivion for its own desires. There is but a slim chance of drinking the potion of growing, but if other potions grant me strength, then killing everyone who is taller then me will become an option."
>>
No. 104821 ID: eda54c
File 147742616334.png - (35.15KB , 686x720 , what.png )
104821

"The Hif Weeb" transforms! His skin turns a dark grey, almost the color of soot, and his eyes turn a dark, blood red, and at the same time black, wavy hair sprouts from his normally bald head! His reaction to blood turns from that of disgust to lust!

He says out loud, to nobody in particular:

「血が今私にへまを与えます!」 ("Blood gives me a boner now!")
>>
No. 104822 ID: 91ee5f

>>104819
Wow...that was dark.

>Next potion's effect.
Poor Polo has the worst luck with these dice rolls!
>>
No. 104823 ID: bfb318
File 147742736349.png - (13.79KB , 800x800 , H16-polo3.png )
104823

rolled 2 = 2

"Cilbup eht fo secaf eht sevlesmeht llac taht hsart eht ot klat ot ton esucxe tcefrep a em sevig ti. Yako si taht tub ,hceeps nwo s'eno yortsed taht snoitop ynam era ereht."
>>
No. 104824 ID: bfb318
File 147742751702.png - (13.88KB , 800x800 , H16-polo4.png )
104824

rolled 28 = 28

".... rewop ton si siht."
>>
No. 104825 ID: f562b1

>>104823
>Genderswap
So Polo becomes Lucera.
>>
No. 104826 ID: bfb318
File 147742796519.png - (14.00KB , 800x800 , H16-polo5.png )
104826

rolled 30 = 30

".... dud a ti saw?"
>>
No. 104827 ID: 91ee5f

>>104826
Wow, Polo is so boring, potion 28 had no effect on her! XD
>>
No. 104828 ID: bfb318
File 147742862101.png - (10.00KB , 800x800 , H16-polo6.png )
104828

"Traeh ynots ,kcalb ym ot roirepus si niarb ym ,syawla sa. Terger dna pu gnivig rof emit eht si won."
>>
No. 104829 ID: 595d54

>>104827
Well, she did just stop trying potions.
>>
No. 104830 ID: 91ee5f

>>104828
Aww, poor Polo.

Seriously though, are the dice loaded to make bad rolls whenever Polo uses them? Her luck can't be that bad!
>>
No. 104831 ID: 595d54

>>104828
How hard would you say it is to draw her with the opposite hand? That looks pretty impressive for the wrong hand, honestly.
>>
No. 104833 ID: bfb318

>>104831
Getting the lines where I want to went poorly, but the overall shape was helped by the fact that I've drawn the face a thousand times before.

If I tried it at a weird angle, or try to draw a dynamic pose of any sort with her body, the overall form would probably fall apart as hard as the individual lines.

So to answer the question, probably easier than most things as long as I keep it simple.
>>
No. 104834 ID: 395c02
File 147743285739.png - (131.87KB , 800x600 , halloween2016_1.png )
104834

'Sup losers. It is I, the original, superior 'Rokoa'. What's this? Potions? Do they do anything interesting, or it is just boring stuff like size changes and making people horny?
>>
No. 104836 ID: 395c02
File 147743293312.png - (91.84KB , 800x600 , halloween2016_2.png )
104836

rolled 4 = 4

Hmph, it even smells boring. Well, maybe I'll keep chugging them until something interesting happens.
>>
No. 104837 ID: 440bf0

>>104834
>>104836
Uh oh.

Watch your ankles, everybody!
>>
No. 104838 ID: a4ec41
File 147743352934.png - (191.98KB , 800x800 , Halloween 21.png )
104838

Lavender: "These assorted, mislabeled sex drugs in this box are expired. Anyone who took them could potentially experience potent and unusual side effects!"


31. +1 Knocker/Donger (as appropriate)
32. Enhance booty
33. Woah Big! (fat/BBW)
34. Extra milky
35. Ultra sexy pheromones
36. Furry
37. Heavy Machine Gun
38. The hunger
39. Chocolate milk (not an effect, but an actual carton of normal chocolate milk)
40. Lewd Vision

>>
No. 104839 ID: a4ec41
File 147743353439.png - (213.71KB , 800x800 , Halloween 22.png )
104839

Lavender: "Which is why this whole box is going straight in the garbage!"

"The last thing I need is a lawsuit..."

"Don't wait until the last second to clean out the expired inventory next time, Violet."

Violet: ""Geez, mom, let it go."

Lavender: "Harrumph... Well it's all taken care of now. Come on, let's go find the party! It sounds like everyone is still at the front desk."
>>
No. 104840 ID: 395c02
File 147743365130.png - (30.31KB , 800x600 , halloween2016_3.png )
104840

....hilarious.
>>
No. 104842 ID: 91ee5f

>>104838
>>104839
So, this is confusing. Does that mean they're a joke and no one is supposed to use them or is everyone supposed to roll a d40 for all future rolls?
>>
No. 104843 ID: 595d54

>>104842
People have always had the option of which batches of potions to roll from, and I think the bit about the trash is Apples' way of reinforcing that these are only if people REALLY want them.
>>
No. 104844 ID: 398fe1

If there's another set of potions for some reason, I feel like they'd take up the 30-40 range so that a global roll won't include the trash bin outside. Then if someone wants to roll for the obvious sex drugs they'd roll a 1d10 and explicitly note that it's for those.
>>
No. 104845 ID: 3abd97

>>104842
It means people have to go garbage diving if they want them.

>>104844
They could just roll 1d10+30, so the result comes out in the 31 to 40 range.
>>
No. 104848 ID: 395c02
File 147743555382.png - (66.00KB , 800x600 , halloween2016_4.png )
104848

Aaaand my pajama-- awesome bioarmor remembered to be the right size.

Hmph...

...Could probably still take Rokoa.

>>
No. 104851 ID: f562b1

>>104838
>31. +1 Knocker/Donger (as appropriate)
Kind of funny considering #1 is already that same thing.
>>
No. 104852 ID: 440bf0

>>104704
>>104838
Ramona and Lavender should meet!

Double the dog moms!
>>
No. 104855 ID: 71d443

>>104851
Nnnnot quite. It's an exercise in quantity vs. quality.
>>
No. 104856 ID: 91ee5f

>>104848
You really shouldn't be saying things like that! Rokoa has a sixth sense that let's her know when someone is talking trash about her when she's not around. And she usually beats the shit out of anyone that does that.

So, you might want to go hide somewhere before she gets here.

>>104851
No it's not. #1 makes them bigger, #31 adds an extra one.

An example: You've got a dong and drink #31, now you've got 2 dongs. Same thing for knockers, you start with 2 and drink #31, now you've got 3 knockers.

>>104852
That would be a very interesting meeting. I bet their daughters would get together and complain about their moms.
>>
No. 104857 ID: bfb318
File 147743875183.png - (18.47KB , 800x800 , H16-rokoa1.png )
104857

>>104848
"I heard something shit talking somewhere in here."
>>
No. 104858 ID: a4ec41

>>104857
Gah!
>>
No. 104859 ID: dfc4c7
File 147743992444.jpg - (426.40KB , 640x720 , Halloween2016_Spike1.jpg )
104859

rolled 3, 10 = 13

Spike: Normally doing dumb stuff for laughs is my bit but clearly I'm going to have to up the ante on irresponsible potion consumption! I'm going to MIX POTIONS TOGETHER VIOLENTLY and then drink them!

Kitty: You know you don't HAVE to d...

Spike: IT IS MY BIT! OK KIDS! Want to drink irresponsibly with SPIKE? It's EASY! Just do two random rolls, then throw the DESCRIPTIONS in an ANAGRAM GENERATOR! If it doesn't make sense, obviously the potions EXPLODE in a COMICAL MANNER! REMEMBER, it's NOT CANON!
>>
No. 104860 ID: dfc4c7
File 147744036382.jpg - (456.47KB , 640x720 , Hallowe2016_Spike2.jpg )
104860

Using http://wordsmith.org/anagram/index.html

APHRODISIAC GHOST FORM

becomes

A Cad Fights Homo Priors
>>
No. 104861 ID: dfc4c7
File 147744108664.jpg - (442.03KB , 640x720 , Hallowe2016_Spike3.jpg )
104861

Spike: I think I'm Gay Bill Clinton.
>>
No. 104862 ID: 395c02
File 147744191109.png - (107.31KB , 800x600 , halloween2016_6.png )
104862

>>104857
"...So! Enjoying the party?"

"...." <-- it's backwards.
>>
No. 104864 ID: 91ee5f

>>104862
See? I warned you that was going to happen!
>>
No. 104865 ID: 9876c4

If I'm to be completely honest, I'd like to see someone roll a 37.
>>
No. 104866 ID: ba506f

>>104862
where are all the tiny people hiding? I mean about half the people that showed up shrunk after drinking a potion.
>>
No. 104867 ID: bfb318
File 147744369665.png - (15.50KB , 800x800 , H16-polo7.png )
104867

"Mrof suortsnom won reh sehctam taht edutitta reh htiw snailivic tneconni lla gnizirorret eunitnoc lliw ehs won tub ,ecalp reh ni aokoR tup ot eganam dluow 'aokoR' roirepus ,lanigiro eht depoh I."
>"... what was that?"

[Glares in reverse]
>>
No. 104868 ID: 395c02
File 147744538067.png - (44.60KB , 800x476 , halloween2016_7.png )
104868

(He seems nice!)
>>
No. 104869 ID: bfb318
File 147744648196.png - (24.88KB , 800x800 , H16-rokoa2.png )
104869

"Thought I saw a little thing scurry away. Probably was nothing. I probably didn't get shit-talked by something I'd step on without noticing. Time to get back to creeping around the building."
>>
No. 104870 ID: 91ee5f

>>104866
Well, according to this post >>104816 , Polo is hiding inside an emptied potato chip bag. And now Tayza is in there with her.

As for everyone else that got shrunk.....I've got no idea where they are.
>>
No. 104871 ID: 91ee5f

>>104869
SON OF A BITCH!!! DX

Stop doing that!
>>
No. 104872 ID: 1f8505
File 147744804047.png - (361.15KB , 1192x1295 , Halloween_2016_1 Copy.png )
104872

rolled 6 = 6

Elena: "Are you sure you want to drink that?"

Sarah: "..."

Cherie: "I don't think there's anything to worry about. So far, all these potions have been benign."

Elena: "Smells like wheatgrass."
>>
No. 104873 ID: f562b1

>>104872
Does everybody just dislike the Charred One's potion stock, or do I need to update the list? >>104806
>>
No. 104876 ID: dfc4c7
File 147745052764.jpg - (329.60KB , 640x720 , Halloween2016_SamiAmy3.jpg )
104876

Several potions later...

Sami: You happy now?

Amy: I'm goo.

Sami: Good?

Amy (sadly): No, goo. I'm all slimey. And a vampire. But I'm a female again at least.

Sami: It's OK.

Amy: You always say that. Don't you care?

Sami: About you? Yes. About your health? About your happiness? Yes. But as long as you're happy with what you are, it's OK no matter what physicality.

If a mermaid I'd get a boat,
and I'd still do you if half goat!
I'd do you slimey, I'd do you plain,
I'd do you even if it caused me pain!
If you were a dryad or part tree,
it'd still make no difference to me!
Even if you were part fox,
I would lick your furry box.
I would do you big as a house,
I would do you small as a mouse,
I'd do you he, and I'd do you she,
I'll always love you my Amy!

Amy laughs.

Amy: Sami, that was so corny and some of those rhymes hurt. I thought you were cooler than that.

Sami: Hey, Dr. Seuss parodies are always cool.
>>
No. 104877 ID: dfc4c7

For the record, the potion rolls were 9, 1, 7, & 2 from the original pool -- but since I was rolling until Amy got a '2' I figured spamming the thread would be poor play.
>>
No. 104879 ID: 395c02
File 147745257934.png - (126.69KB , 800x600 , halloween2016_8.png )
104879

>I probably didn't get shit-talked by something I'd step on without noticing

>something I'd step on without noticing

Oh, you did not.
>>
No. 104880 ID: 395c02
File 147745259517.png - (83.06KB , 800x600 , halloween2016_9.png )
104880

*Thmp... Thmp... Thmp...*

All right, lady(?).
>>
No. 104881 ID: 395c02
File 147745261464.png - (143.35KB , 800x600 , halloween2016_10.png )
104881

Prepare to be disabled.
>>
No. 104884 ID: 91ee5f

>>104879
Tayza, no! Just let it go.

>>104880
No, stop!

>>104881
At least wait until you get back to normal size first! Or even bigger than normal! You don't stand a chance at your current size!
>>
No. 104886 ID: 398fe1

>>104876
Did you roll off-site or something?

>>104881
This can't end well.
>>
No. 104887 ID: bfb318
File 147745626036.png - (34.09KB , 800x800 , H16-rokoa3.png )
104887

"It's way too quiet. The wildlife may as well be dead and no non-neumono are getting their feet in the snow."
>>
No. 104889 ID: 595d54

>>104887
Damn, that neck is worrying.
>>
No. 104891 ID: 395c02
File 147745956448.png - (81.48KB , 800x600 , halloween2016_11.png )
104891

>>104887
Hmm. A taunt? Or does Ro... Werekoa always enjoy bouts of self conversation?

>At least wait until you get back to normal size first! Or even bigger than normal! You don't stand a chance at your current size!
Tiny-fied or not, I am a ki-jaara. I am the top alpha of Zalika, and a huntress without peer.

I have chosen my mark.
>>
No. 104892 ID: 395c02
File 147745961498.png - (167.20KB , 800x600 , halloween2016_12.png )
104892

And I always catch my prey!

[Yells majically!]
>>
No. 104893 ID: 395c02
File 147745963789.png - (83.40KB , 800x600 , halloween2016_13.png )
104893

....

That felt more impressive in my head.

Nonetheless! I've made contact!
>>
No. 104894 ID: 91ee5f

>>104891
Everyone grab your popcorn! It's time for our featured presentation! Attack on Titan: Tgchan edition.

>>104892
"Seid ihr das Essen? Nein, wir sind der Jäger!"

>>104893
I saw that coming a mile away. -_-;;
>>
No. 104896 ID: af6e04
File 147746418515.png - (6.68KB , 400x300 , slimefriend.png )
104896

>>104776
"GLORP. GLOOP. BLORB. I LIKE YOUR SLIME."
>>
No. 104897 ID: bc4cbf

Remember when this used to be a thread about a Halloween party?
>>
No. 104898 ID: bfb318
File 147746592818.png - (20.09KB , 800x800 , H16-penn1.png )
104898

>104896
"... ..."
"... ... I- y-"
>>
No. 104899 ID: bfb318
File 147746594628.png - (14.11KB , 800x800 , H16-penn2.png )
104899

"You too!"
>>
No. 104900 ID: 1c8358

>>104897
this threat is great. Are you honestly complaining?
>>
No. 104901 ID: 595d54

>>104897
It's a potion-themed party. ...what exactly do you think parties involve?
>>
No. 104902 ID: 91ee5f

>>104898
>>104899
I guess if you're too nervous to speak, you don't have to speak in haiku.

>>104897
What're you talking about? People are irresponsibly drinking dangerous things, just like you do at a party!
>>
No. 104904 ID: bfb318
File 147746779534.png - (32.25KB , 800x800 , H16-Rokoa4.png )
104904

>>104893
"Eh?"

"You a bug or something from the wildlife around here? You feel as benign as they come, not burrowing in my foot or sucking my blood or anything."
>>
No. 104905 ID: bfb318
File 147746780499.png - (40.96KB , 1200x800 , H16-Rokoa5.png )
104905

"Now get off me ya little clinger."

whap whap whap
>>
No. 104906 ID: a107fd

>>104904
>benign
Yeah, compared to your homeworld, Oregon's ecosystem isn't "easy mode," it's practically a tutorial. Refrain from antagonizing bears (if you can even find any) or eating unidentified wild mushrooms and you'll be fine.

>>104902
Or, possibly the haiku potion wore off.
>>
No. 104907 ID: dfc4c7
File 147747249860.jpg - (322.77KB , 640x720 , Halloween2016_Nem3.jpg )
104907

Nem: Aww! Poor lil' hoodie. You need someone to wear you, don't you? Well, don't worry. I'm a very adaptable spook, I'm sure I can still wear you if I put my mind to it. I just didn't see the point in wearing my Medic costume when I had this new one. Do you want me to put you on?
>>
No. 104908 ID: dfc4c7
File 147747262180.jpg - (331.47KB , 640x720 , Halloween2016_Nem3b.jpg )
104908

Nem: Just one little catch though -- I may look like a harmless, cute girl but I'm still the avatar of Death so I suggest you be respectful. Do you still want me to wear you or should I find you some other host?
>>
No. 104909 ID: 398fe1

>>104908
THIS IS A BAD IDEA
>>
No. 104910 ID: dfc4c7
File 147747398463.jpg - (323.03KB , 640x720 , Halloween2016_Nem3c.jpg )
104910

>>104909
Nem: What, a bad idea for me to wear you, a bad idea for you to be worn by the the avatar of Death or the me finding you a different host part?
>>
No. 104911 ID: 626a3f
File 147747757415.png - (119.25KB , 550x550 , HALLOWEEN05.png )
104911

rolled 34, 5 = 39

>>104796

Kobold Empress: "Daww. Look at them go. That's almost adorable~"

Hin: "Heh"

Kobold Empress: "Mind passing me one of those potions, dear? I'm parched and bored~"
>>
No. 104912 ID: 37f049
File 147748000421.png - (19.31KB , 800x500 , hin_cheers.png )
104912

rolled 10 = 10

>>104911
Hin: "We can't have that. One for boredom, one for thirst and one for me. Think I'll stick to the classics."

(Hin can't rhyme to save her life.)

Hin: "Cheers!"

Kobold Empress: "Cheers!"
>>
No. 104914 ID: 626a3f
File 147748365757.png - (112.58KB , 550x550 , HALLOWEEN06.png )
104914

Kobold Princess: "UH?!"
>>
No. 104915 ID: 626a3f
File 147748377353.png - (73.07KB , 550x550 , HALLOWEEN07.png )
104915

Kobold Empress: "Dear, you dropped me... I landed on my pillow at least."

Kobold Empress: "Aww, my poor costume... Wait, where is the second potion?"
>>
No. 104916 ID: b70770
File 147748424844.png - (100.38KB , 800x600 , Halloween 12.png )
104916

>>104910
Hoodies are meant to be fearless fighting machines.

Mostly because it is impossible for them to really feel emotions.

But even so, this one feels afraid.

Within it's clothed mind, and ancient battle rages on.

There was the potential for destruction...

But also, she has nice boobs.

Surely something with boobs can't be that bad?



The hoodie accepts it's new host.

>>
No. 104917 ID: 2a7417

>>104912
Well, at least Hin will finally have room to stand up.
>>
No. 104918 ID: 91ee5f

>>104905
Is that Roxie's foot is see right there at the top of the picture?

>>104915
>Wait, where is the second potion?
Yeah, what happened to her "extra milky" potion?
>>
No. 104921 ID: 37f049
File 147749194978.png - (19.63KB , 800x600 , spookhin.png )
104921

>>104915
Hin: "Aaaah, I'm so sorry. Everything passed through me. I turned into a ghost or something?!"

Hin's half phased through the floor. The missing potion is embedded in Hin's hand. On the plus side, no more crowding.

Hin: "I think I drank your potion. I tried to grab something and it got stuck in me? That's how ghosts drink things? I'll get you another round if you like."

Hin: "My chest feels weird."
>>
No. 104923 ID: ea2bfa
File 147749517029.png - (13.39KB , 1000x1000 , Raksha-ton.png )
104923

Suddenly, from the snow and cold, a new figure approaches! Dramatic music plays as he arrives through the door and strikes a pose!

Rakshasa: "I'm officially here, darlings! The party can start now! I believe the proper terminology is "Oh yes"?"
>>
No. 104924 ID: ea2bfa
File 147749523798.png - (11.74KB , 1000x1000 , Catherim.png )
104924

Behind Rakshasa, someone else slithers in, seeming a bit embarrassed by their friend.

Erim: "Cmon, Rakshasa, we agreed you wouldn't pull this sort of thing. This is why people think you're a total drama king! It's probably also why Douglas is staying home to quote unquote "Pass out candy.""
>>
No. 104926 ID: ea2bfa
File 147749542002.png - (12.99KB , 1000x1000 , Shatter.png )
104926

>rolled 13, 17 = 30

Meanwhile, Carson consumes a potion!

Carson: "Haha! Hopefully the magic of this potion will put me on your level, you undead fiend!"

This is followed by two more potions landing on him as the second one takes effect! Who knows what will happen???
>>
No. 104927 ID: f562b1

>>104924
>This is why people think you're a total drama king!
He's Mettaton. It's allowed.
>>
No. 104928 ID: ea2bfa
File 147749575755.png - (12.07KB , 1000x1000 , Skeleton.png )
104928

Carson stares down at his arms. His see-through, skeleton, ectoplasmic arms.

Carson: "aaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
>>
No. 104929 ID: ea2bfa

>>104928
Unfortunately, potion 13 shall not be taking effect, as I can barely do my own art style, let alone Weaver's.
>>
No. 104931 ID: 37f049
File 147749881304.png - (26.74KB , 800x620 , slime_posse.png )
104931

>>104899
Alkaline: "Hallo slime! I'm Alkaline. Your colour is pretty. If you need legs, mebbe mahge... make some? See? Look, hup!"
>>
No. 104934 ID: ea2bfa
File 147750011349.png - (12.40KB , 1000x1000 , OOOOHHHH YESSSS.png )
104934

>>104931
Rakshasa: "Oh my! It looks like someone's trying to be the most fabulous in the room! I can't have that!"

Erim, perhaps sensing the opportunity for some fun, fires up Death By Glamour on her phone.

Rakshasa: "You and me, darling! Dramatic pose-off! Unless, of course, you're just not ready to take me on!!!"

Pose-off Music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TgO-tN5wAM
>>
No. 104938 ID: 90aed8

>>104934
What has this thread become?
>>
No. 104939 ID: 595d54

>>104938
The same as it's always been. A party.
>>
No. 104940 ID: a4ec41

>>104938
A party where everyone posting in it is having a good time?
>>
No. 104943 ID: bc4cbf

>>104897
>>104900
>>104901
>>104902
Yes all good points but there is a distinct lack of spoops and candy.

Also hookers.
And murder.
Possibly of the hookers.
>>
No. 104944 ID: 595d54

>>104943
The potions are candy and they make people into spooks, though.
>>
No. 104946 ID: 398fe1

>>104943
There's gonna be spooks soon, I hear.
>>
No. 104947 ID: 91ee5f

>>104943
Not every Halloween party needs murder and hookers. Quit stereotyping parties.
>>
No. 104948 ID: 395c02
File 147752296272.png - (112.35KB , 800x600 , halloween2016_14.png )
104948

>>104905
"Much better."
>>
No. 104949 ID: 395c02
File 147752297138.png - (97.81KB , 800x600 , halloween2016_15.png )
104949

>>
No. 104950 ID: 395c02
File 147752301968.png - (212.94KB , 800x600 , halloween2016_16.png )
104950

Takes more than that to kill a HEALING KIJAARA such as myself...!

ow tho. ow.
>>
No. 104952 ID: bfb318
File 147752357741.png - (25.65KB , 1000x800 , H16-penn3.png )
104952

>>104931
"Oh, I can make them!"
"I think this will work just fine!"
"I am almost to - "
>>
No. 104953 ID: bfb318
File 147752359881.png - (21.82KB , 1000x800 , H16-penn4.png )
104953

floglorp
>>
No. 104955 ID: e0f785
File 147752820922.gif - (585.57KB , 1024x1024 , kbu-halloween-4.gif )
104955

>>104700
Oh come on, I thought it was alcohol.
>>
No. 104959 ID: bfb318
File 147753093610.png - (59.80KB , 1200x800 , H16-Rokoa6.png )
104959

>>104950
>>
No. 104961 ID: bfb318
File 147753121761.gif - (36.82KB , 560x373 , H16-Rokoa7.gif )
104961

>Animated
>>
No. 104962 ID: dd7b30
File 147753153919.png - (14.37KB , 500x500 , 1.png )
104962

VOIDSY: You seem a bit quieter than we expected, Wretch. Don't you want to join the party?
WRETCH: hell yea i do
WRETCH: sometimes i just like watchin em tho
WRETCH: scope the scene out a bit yknow before i go fuckin shit up
VOIDSY: Fair enough.
>>
No. 104963 ID: dd7b30
File 147753155482.png - (11.85KB , 500x500 , 2.png )
104963

The TCPs however, want to adventure!

VOIDSY: We should let the TCPs out, though. I think they want to mingle.
WRETCH: cool cool
>>
No. 104964 ID: dd7b30
File 147753157298.png - (15.06KB , 500x500 , 3.png )
104964

WRETCH: DONT GET STEPPED ON YALL
>>
No. 104966 ID: 91ee5f

>>104961
I can't tell if Rokoa is trying to shake Tayza off or if Rokoa is repeatedly whapping Tayza on the ground. Either way, I don't think you're gonna win this one, Tayza.

>>104962
Ha! These 2 gods came dressed as each other! XD

>>104963
Are they...dressed as the Beatles?

>>104964
The whole gang's here! Dad, Buddy, Primus, and.....the new TCP, whose name Is still undecided.
>>
No. 104967 ID: dd7b30

>>104966
a stream attendee suggested they all go as dad

so here they are, a family of dads

>>
No. 104968 ID: 71d443

>>104964
There's a surprising number of folks your size right now. Most of them shrank out of their clothes, though. Got any spare Dad suits?
>>
No. 104969 ID: af6e04
File 147753457045.gif - (18.48KB , 400x300 , slimelegs.gif )
104969

>>104953

"I CAN BE LEGS!! HOLD STILL"
>>
No. 104970 ID: af6e04

>>104969

[its animated]
>>
No. 104971 ID: 8e094b

>>104969
So this is the power of fusion...
>>
No. 104972 ID: db0da2

>>104969
The friendship fusion is not a ladder, it is a union of souls.
>>
No. 104984 ID: 91ee5f

>>104969
Hammer Imp has surprisingly good control over her slime body, despite this being her first time being a slime. I guess she's one of the lucky few that can learn of the fly.

Penn on the other hand, could use some more practice.
>>
No. 104999 ID: bfb318
File 147755346555.png - (17.29KB , 800x800 , H16-penn5.png )
104999

"N-no that's okay! You don't have - I'm so sorry but I was just trying it out I don't need to be anywhere at a- ahh people are looking!"
>>
No. 105009 ID: 40bb82
File 147756461373.png - (94.64KB , 550x550 , HALLOWEEN 08.png )
105009

rolled 1 = 1

>>104921

Kobold Empress: "Oh it's not a problem. Let me grab another round for you. Now that i am tall enough to actually almost reach the tables.~ "

Kobold Empress: "Hopefully one of these will fix your status. "

>>104955

Kobold Empress: "... "

Kobold Empress: "And we need to have a little private chit-chat. I'll be right back~ "
>>
No. 105011 ID: 40bb82
File 147756716319.png - (72.66KB , 550x550 , HALLOWEEN 09.png )
105011

>>105009

FWOOMP!!!

Kobold Empress: "UH!"

Kobold Empress: "Oh my. This is a new development i wasn't expecting..."
>>
No. 105013 ID: 37f049
File 147756816589.png - (17.97KB , 750x650 , hin_still_in_the_floor.png )
105013

rolled 36 = 36

>>105009
Hin: "Oh thank you, your... koboldness? Being tall is great, isn't it?"

Manly kobolds are spotted.

Hin: "Good luck empress! Knock 'im dead!"

Hin: "Well, looks like it's just you and me little potion."

>>105011
Hin: "Now I think about it, these were probably made by teen students. Oh well, down the hatch!"
>>
No. 105015 ID: 37f049
File 147757437392.png - (15.99KB , 800x550 , giant_spooker_milky_furry_hin.png )
105015

Hin: "Horns again. Bleh."

Hin: "Maybe I should take a break from drinking suspect potions and mingle a bit."
>>
No. 105018 ID: 8a204b
File 147758088845.png - (130.63KB , 800x800 , Halloween20161.png )
105018

<Chloe>: ...

<Chloe>: Have you losers.

<Chloe>: Seriously.

<Chloe>: Been loitering around in the lobby chugging potions this whole time?

<Chloe>: I mean, there's a whole damn spread of junk food over here in the dining hall.

<Chloe>: But nope, party in the lobby. The small, increasingly cramped lobby. Woo-hoo.

<Chloe>: ᴮᵘᶰᶜʰᵃ ʷᵉᶦʳᵈᵒˢ⋅
>>
No. 105019 ID: f562b1

>>105018
Well, Polo was in there. Somewhere. I think Tayza tore up her hiding spot so who knows where she went now.
>>
No. 105021 ID: 40bb82
File 147758841172.png - (124.95KB , 550x550 , SOMETHING WICKED THIS WAY COMES 01.png )
105021

>>104943

>Yes all good points but there is a distinct lack of spoops and candy.
>And murder.

"OOOOOH... But if it is spooks and murder that you want...
>>
No. 105022 ID: 40bb82
File 147758850982.png - (135.04KB , 550x550 , SOMETHING WICKED THIS WAY COMES 02.png )
105022

... I can help with both! Teheheheheheheheh!"
>>
No. 105023 ID: 395c02
File 147759450829.gif - (67.48KB , 800x600 , halloween2016_17_1.gif )
105023

>>104961
This!

Is!

Not!

How!

I!

Saw!

This!

Going!
>>
No. 105025 ID: 395c02
File 147759457878.png - (113.83KB , 800x600 , halloween2016_18.png )
105025

And... now!!!

I don't have time for your shit, concussion birds! I have one shot at this!
>>
No. 105026 ID: 395c02
File 147759459904.png - (109.60KB , 800x600 , halloween2016_19.png )
105026

Raaaaaarrrgghhh!
>>
No. 105027 ID: 395c02
File 147759461860.png - (131.59KB , 800x600 , halloween2016_20.png )
105027

There!

I... I did it!
>>
No. 105029 ID: 395c02
File 147759469733.png - (110.81KB , 800x600 , halloween2016_21.png )
105029

Yeeeaaaahhh!!!!


... it is neumono this works on, right?
>>
No. 105030 ID: 1c8358

>>105018
Don't just stand there and grump, Join the party! Get naked, someone's got to start it off.
>>
No. 105034 ID: bfb318
File 147759956032.png - (43.36KB , 800x900 , H16-Rokoa8.png )
105034

>>
No. 105035 ID: bfb318
File 147759956866.png - (46.61KB , 800x900 , H16-Rokoa9.png )
105035

>>
No. 105036 ID: bfb318
File 147759957503.png - (46.67KB , 800x900 , H16-Rokoa10.png )
105036

>>
No. 105037 ID: bfb318
File 147759958790.png - (54.67KB , 800x900 , H16-Rokoa11.png )
105037

puff
>>
No. 105041 ID: 398fe1

>>105025
I see Tayza knows the SotC speedrun strats.
>>
No. 105053 ID: 3663d3

>>105029
>>105037
tayza, you forgot, she is a WEREneumono right now, not a regular neumono.
>>
No. 105054 ID: 91ee5f

Tayza, just stop. You ain't gonna win this at your size. Might wanna go try some potions and hope you get something that'll help.
>>
No. 105067 ID: 52d0bb
File 147761828689.png - (1.74MB , 676x673 , 000000A.png )
105067

I ought to have remained at the castle.
This masquerade sucketh.
This heathen song doth assault mein ears.
>tfw ye shall never wed a highborn maiden.
Methinks no one here hath ever launched drunken peasants from a trebuchet.
My greaves doth sorely chafe.
Verily, these folk art lewdly inclined.
Heresy, heresy everywhere… Azirak? What the devil are you doing here?
>>
No. 105069 ID: 52d0bb
File 147761833833.png - (2.15MB , 750x750 , 000000B.png )
105069

Azirak: “I could ask thee the same question, vagabond. Business hath been slow of late. I had heard rumors some cute gnolls might be attending here, but this seems not to be the case. Methinks now I shall just retire early and enjoy the continental breakfast.”

Reinhard: “Aye, though in the mean time, thou art welcome to share the corner. Twould be less awkward than standing idly alone.”


Azirak: “Tis gracious of ye to offer, human.
...I hope ye are not still angry about that time I had ye locked up with that crazed witch-doctor?”

Reinhard: “Think not of it. I assure you, I have put the matter behind me. The oath of the order forbids begrudging in peace what was done in war. In fact, let me offer thee some refreshment I have acquired, as a sign of goodwill.”

Azirak: “Thou wert always an honorable adversary, Reinhard. I drink to your health.”
>>
No. 105070 ID: 52d0bb
File 147761846114.png - (2.15MB , 750x750 , 000000C.png )
105070

rolled 8 = 8

Reinhard: “...Of course, I never did take the full vows...”

Azirak: “What?...Kraishik...”
>>
No. 105072 ID: 91ee5f

>>105070
It looks like Reinhard was hoping he gave Azirak a potion with bad a effect, but it looks like that plan just backfired. Reinhard better start running and hope Azirak doesn't catch him.
>>
No. 105080 ID: 1f8505
File 147762283572.png - (237.66KB , 961x1072 , Halloween_2016_2 Copy.png )
105080

Sarah: *drinking sound*

Cherie: "See? These vials are harmless."
>>
No. 105081 ID: 1f8505
File 147762284155.png - (239.03KB , 959x1082 , Halloween_2016_3 Copy.png )
105081

Cherie: "Uh oh."

Elena: "Um."
>>
No. 105093 ID: 395c02
File 147763340623.png - (202.66KB , 800x600 , halloween2016_22.png )
105093

>>105037
....

Well then.

>tayza, you forgot, she is a WEREneumono right now, not a regular neumono.
Yes, I see that.
>>
No. 105094 ID: 395c02
File 147763347672.png - (80.38KB , 800x600 , halloween2016_23.png )
105094

>Tayza, just stop. You ain't gonna win this at your size. Might wanna go try some potions and hope you get something that'll help.
Nah, I think I'm good.

Besides, I technically did what I set out to do. I got the clip to her neck. So, really, this is still my win!
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No. 105095 ID: 395c02
File 147763366481.png - (90.47KB , 800x600 , halloween2016_24.png )
105095

Yep! Like I said! It's a tie!

You know what? I could really go for some more chips. Inside. far away from here.

"Huff."

Bye now!
>>
No. 105096 ID: 91ee5f

>>105095
That's right, Tayza. Take what you can get and leave while you still have your life.
>>
No. 105098 ID: ea2bfa
File 147763765531.png - (8.65KB , 1000x1000 , Snacks.png )
105098

Hot DAMN look at that poorly drawn spread in the dining room! There's all sorts of delicious, artery-clogging food here, right for the taking! Gosh, if there were some kind of evangelical, undead fucker around, this'd probably cause some problems!
>>
No. 105100 ID: ea2bfa
File 147763776304.png - (11.20KB , 1000x1000 , Gluttony.png )
105100

Suddenly, an arm smashes through the wall! Then another! They grab hold of the snack table and begin bashing it against the wall, eventually succeeding in pulling it through!

What kind of inconsiderate jerk would steal everyone's food like that?!?
>>
No. 105101 ID: ea2bfa
File 147763786739.png - (15.27KB , 1000x1000 , The Boogeyman.png )
105101

...oh.

The creature speaks up in a high-pitched, childlike voice unused to doing much more than screeching and roaring. It's... more than a little weird.

The Boogeyman: "GLUTTONY IS A SIN, CHILDREN. THIS IS NOT TO PUNISH, IT IS TO SAVE YOU. I SHALL RETURN, AND THE PURIFICATION OF THIS GATHERING SHALL CONTINUE."

The Boogeyman: "I'M DOING THIS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD."

The Boogeyman turns and begins loping off into the forest. It... might be a good idea to just stay inside for the time being.
>>
No. 105103 ID: 37f049
File 147765721391.png - (27.70KB , 800x600 , boo_mr_boogeyman.png )
105103

>>105101
Hin: "Are you a child? Is that a costume? Possibly potion related?"

Hin: "Is that dinner?"

Hin: "I'm getting kind of hungry, so be a good kid and put it back OK?"
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No. 105105 ID: ea2bfa
File 147765867126.png - (10.44KB , 1000x1000 , Tantrum.png )
105105

The Boogeyman pauses, apparently considering something. When he speaks up again, the former "disturbing, childike" voice is replaced by an actual child's voice. A nervous eight-year-old, to be precise.

"What? Potions? That's alchemy! Th-that's a sin!" He pauses again, and one hand goes from holding up the table to clutching the side of his head, another hand shifting to take its place. "U-unless it's an Alchemy Exorcist..."

He shakes his head. "B-but this is sinful! Gluttony's a sin! And Halloween's a sin! Mama told me so! That's why she made me burn my costume and the candy I got!"

He scowls. "I knew big bro was lying to me!"

He stares up at Hin. "Nuh-uh! I'm gonna go get rid of this, and then I'm gonna stop more sins! You're not my real mom!!!"
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No. 105108 ID: 91ee5f

>>105105
Uhhh, listen. You really shouldn't argue with someone that's bigger than you. And if that person is hungry, then you really shouldn't get between them and food. So just put the table down, leave the food, and back away.
>>
No. 105110 ID: 54ff7b

>>105105
The real question is whether the food gets put back inside before Rokoa smells it.
>>
No. 105120 ID: 91ee5f

>>105110
That's actually a good point. O_o;;
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No. 105134 ID: 1f8505
File 147772134863.png - (316.10KB , 1472x1057 , Halloween_2016_4 Copy.png )
105134

Devil Sarah levitates several guests into the air.

"HA HA HA HA! Oh this feels SO GOOD! Time to have a little fun, I think!"
>>
No. 105144 ID: 4a3d9a

Oh noooo!
>>
No. 105145 ID: 4a3d9a

>>105134
Don't levitate the sexy purple lizard out of his pants oh dear.

No. Stop.
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No. 105146 ID: 8a204b
File 147774727136.gif - (219.24KB , 750x750 , Halloween20162.gif )
105146

<Chloe>: "ᶜᵒᵐᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵗʰᵉ ᵖᵃʳᵗʸ," ᵗʰᵉʸ ˢᵃᶦᵈ⋅ "ᵂᵉ ʰᵃᵛᵉᶰ'ᵗ ˢᵉᵉᶰ ʸᵒᵘ ᶦᶰ ˢᵒ ᶫᵒᶰᵍ," ᵗʰᵉʸ ˢᵃᶦᵈ⋅ "ᴵᵗ'ᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶠᵘᶰ," ᵗʰᵉʸ ˢᵃᶦᵈ⋅
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No. 105148 ID: 37f049
File 147774836313.png - (19.87KB , 800x550 , ghost_advice_believe_it.png )
105148

>>105105
Hin: "OK, I'm going to level with you, strange goat kid."

Hin: "No-one has ever gone to hell for eating too much candy. So time to put it back."

She reaches for the Boogeyman's stolen snack table.

Hin: "Where are your parents?"

Hin: "What have I gotten myself into here?"
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No. 105149 ID: 37f049
File 147775013985.png - (20.72KB , 600x800 , alice_angry_as_a_hatter.png )
105149

rolled 19 = 19

>>105134
Blake: "Dietrich, I'm floating. Is this psychokinesis? How mysterious!"

Alice's search for a buffet is interrupted by Devil Sarah!

Alice: "Hey! Put Blake down! And those other guys too, I guess."

Alice looks around for something to throw at Sarah. Mysterious potions seem to be the only things to hand.

Throwing things at psychics always works, right?
>>
No. 105150 ID: 4a3d9a

>>105149
>19
>be a jerk to everyone
Uh oh...
>>
No. 105152 ID: f562b1

>>105148
>No-one has ever gone to hell for eating too much candy.
Well, it's possible, but I doubt that table's enough candy to. More likely to go there for stealing it in the first place.
>>
No. 105153 ID: ea2bfa
File 147776292923.png - (12.36KB , 1000x1000 , Tug-O-War.png )
105153

The Boogeyman tugs the table away from her grip. "Mama and Papa are dead." He says, with all the casual attitude you'd expect from someone announcing the weather. "I'm the only one left! So I gotta be pure so I can go to Heaven with them!"

He seems thoroughly convinced of this, gripping the table tightly and refusing to let go. "And part of being Pure means helping others be Pure! Papa told me so!"

The goat-creature, for all his apparent strength, does not seem capable of keeping Hin from holding on to the table. But she can't break his grip either.

"Leggo! I gotta get rid of this before big bro gets here!!!"
>>
No. 105155 ID: 91ee5f

>>105153
You do know that stealing is a sin, right? Stealing the table of food is a sin. You'd better stop now before you become even more of a hypocrite.
>>
No. 105156 ID: 52d0bb
File 147776461346.png - (2.15MB , 750x750 , 000000D.png )
105156

Reinhard: “Scheisse! Treacherous elixir!”

Azirak: “AAAAAAAUGH! My TAIL! You did this to me, you filthy primate!”

Reinhard: “Umm.. Say, Azirak, is that Yrr’a over there?”

Azirak: “What? where?! Damn it...
>>
No. 105157 ID: 52d0bb
File 147776479887.png - (2.15MB , 750x750 , 000000E.png )
105157

Oof, perhaps bringing armor was not such a wise precaution after all. And when did it start snowing?
>>
No. 105158 ID: dfc4c7
File 147776537080.jpg - (341.42KB , 640x720 , Halloween2016_Nem4a.jpg )
105158

Hin: Umm... Miss Spook?

Nem: Oh, I'm sorry I didn't meant to stare! It's... it's just that... you're lovely. Just lovely. You have beautiful horns, even better than when you were red. Your ears are cute, and your features... I've just never seen anyone like you before. Umm... so... do you like my new hoodie? It's actually alive, I'm just giving it a little help right now. I'm... I'm Nem by the way. I'm normally not this spooky looking...
>>
No. 105159 ID: 3663d3

>>105158
enhance knockers
>>
No. 105165 ID: 71d443

>>105149
Must have been one of those dud potions again. How do they keep sneaking in?
>>
No. 105167 ID: 1f8505
File 147779443372.png - (473.44KB , 1723x738 , Halloween_2016_5 Copy.png )
105167

>>105149

Devil Sarah is too preoccupied with dissolving Chuck's costume when she is hit by a potion bottle.

*CRASH*

Concentration broken, Chuck drops like a half-naked rock to the floor.
>>
No. 105172 ID: 1f8505
File 147780905182.png - (327.66KB , 1456x923 , Halloween_2016_6 Copy.png )
105172

The Jerk Potion kicks in immediately.

"Oh. OH. I see how it is. Getting me half naked and then chucking potions at me! Well FUCK YOU! Maybe ALL of you should have potions thrown at you! TAKE THIS!"

Sarah promptly turns the room into a maelstrom of flying potions.
>>
No. 105174 ID: dfc4c7
File 147781262894.jpg - (229.50KB , 640x720 , Halloween2016_Nem5.jpg )
105174

>>105159

Nem: Huh, curious. Are they... real or some trick of fabric padding?

Nem fondles herself.

Nem: Oooh! I'm very curious how this works and if my spectral form makes it easier or harder to do so?

Nem is distracted and plays with her boobs.
>>
No. 105176 ID: 37f049
File 147781613846.png - (20.37KB , 800x550 , xotl_halloween.png )
105176

An irregular thumping at the front door. What could it be? Ghosts? Zombies? Zombie ghosts?

Oh no, it's xenophobic midget aliens!

Xotl Grunt: "The treats of the candy must be given to the glorious xotl! Or there will be a muchness of trickery!"
>>
No. 105178 ID: dfc4c7
File 147781740554.jpg - (275.95KB , 640x720 , Halloween2016_Kitty1.jpg )
105178

POOF!

Kitty: And the CANDY NINJA strikes again! Or... the reverse candy ninja? Candy delivery ninja? Whatever, you have candy, go away.
>>
No. 105180 ID: 71d443

Wow, where'd she find all that candy so quickly- HEY, what happened to the buffet table?!
>>
No. 105184 ID: 37f049
File 147782851427.png - (20.49KB , 800x600 , hin_nope.png )
105184

>>105153
This goat kid's clearly a mess of problems and tragedy. Could he actually be a ghost?

Hin: "Look, I'll get rid of it. That's me helping you, yeah."

She lifts the table up and waggles it a little, hoping to dislodge him if that argument doesn't work.

>>105158
Little does Nem know about Hin's history with horns. Hin racks her brain for a way to let her down gently. Amongst other things the logistics simply won't work.

Hin: "That's, ah, sweet of you to say that, Nem. I'm Hin. I'm normally a little shorter and a little less spooky too. And your hoodie, it's-"

>>105174
Hin: "What is wrong with that hoodie?"

Getting spooked by these goings on, Hin decides it's time to escape and she's taking the buffet table with her. The table can go through the hole in the wall and she can go through the wall because she's a spooky ghost.
>>
No. 105186 ID: 37f049
File 147783842795.png - (20.98KB , 800x520 , hinside_again.png )
105186

rolled 9 = 9

>>105172
Hin goes through the wall only to be met with a flung potion. The ambiguously defined main room where some people are or perhaps are not is overrun with poltergeist activity.

Sarah: "Why don't you all take a taste of your own medicine?!?!"

Hin: "Hey, crazy lady! What the hell?"
>>
No. 105193 ID: 2169b1
File 147784356950.png - (11.80KB , 1000x1000 , Yiff-Raff.png )
105193

As if this entire deal weren't messed up enough at this point, suddenly the door is literally kicked down! Smoke billows from a pre-placed fog machine and a new individual strides into the room!

Fool: "FRANK-N-FURTER, IT'S ALL OVER! YOUR MISSION IS A FAILURE, YOUR LIFESTYLE'S-"

Fool stops in the middle of belting out the best part of "Rose Tint My World" when he sees what's actually happening.

Fool: "Oh. Sweet fucking Queen, what's happening in here? Erim? Erim, what the fuck are you doing here?"

Erim: "RECORDING A POSE-OFF, FOOL!"

Fool: "...there isn't even a Frank N Furter at this party, this was a total waste."
>>
No. 105198 ID: 2169b1
File 147785815697.png - (16.02KB , 1000x1000 , THE WHEEL SPINS!!!.png )
105198

"Howdy, folks! Name's La Roue, casino owner and professional dead chick. You don't know me, but I know all of you. And I'm taking a break from possessing casino games to join in the madness!"

La Roue plunks a roulette wheel down on the table she's floating beside. It somehow has 50 slots.

"If you guys are feeling lucky, just give the wheel a spin! I mean, these potions were already gambling, this just makes it official! Have fun!"

41: Stigmata
42: Become Unnecessarily Dramatic
43: Spontaneous Rapping
44: Grow a mustache
45: You can breathe fire
46: Zombification
47: DANCE FOR YOUR LIFE!
48: Fangs
49: Change costumes
50: JACKPOT! (Choose one effect from all 50 effects! If any more effects are introduced, choose from them too!)

(Roll 5d10 whenever you spin the wheel! This is separate from the potions though it uses their results as well, so you must roll 5d10 every time!)
>>
No. 105200 ID: 2169b1
File 147785985908.png - (9.08KB , 1000x1000 , Haha nope.png )
105200

>>105198
Suddenly, La Roue gets punched directly in the face by Carson, sending them flying into a nearby wall and knocking them completely unconscious.

Carson: "NO! HELL NO! FUCKING NO!!!"

Carson sets about smashing up the stand, making sure to set the wheel on fire, stomp on it a few times, and then throw it out the window.

"ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!"

Carson begins beating up the unconscious La Roue.

WHOOPS NEVERMIND GUESS THE WHEEL'S BUSTED. TOUGH LUCK, GAMBLING ADDICTS.
>>
No. 105203 ID: 40ae82

>>105198
5d10 means the result cannot be 1 through 4.
>>
No. 105204 ID: dfc4c7
File 147787436244.jpg - (376.62KB , 640x720 , Halloween2016_Macha3.jpg )
105204

rolled 17, 18 = 35

Sarah is whipped around roughly as Devil Form Macha -- her strength returned -- has had quite enough of potions.

She can't voice her displeasure since Macha isn't good at haikus or limericks and certainly can't do both at once, so she's just got a sign.

Unfortunately, two of the potions that Sarah was tossing around. Hopefully this clears up Sarah.

As to Macha... well maybe Nem can fix it.
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No. 105206 ID: 71d443

>>105204
>anime skeleton
Oh nooo, she's turning into Papyrus!
>>
No. 105207 ID: 91ee5f

>>105206
That would only work if one of them is getting hit by both potions. But both of them are getting hit by one potion each, so no Papyrus.
>>
No. 105208 ID: 01652f
File 147789078959.png - (8.52KB , 719x311 , i was late.png )
105208

DO YOU HEAR THAT, FRIENDS? THE CACKLING OF WITCHES? THE LOOSING OF DIRT FROM GRAVES? THE RATTLING OF BONES!

HALLOWEEN IS UPON US! IN SOME TIMEZONES!
THE DAY WHEN THE BARRIER BETWEEN LIVING AND DEAD QUESTS IS WEAKEST!
>>
No. 105209 ID: 01652f
File 147789082208.png - (421.43KB , 1396x803 , HA HA HALLOWEEN.png )
105209

IT IS I, THE UNAUTHORIZED GHOST OF RENDAMEL! >>103854
LEADER OF THE GHOST ARMY OF ABANDONED QUESTS!
ON THIS MOST HALLOW OF EVES, WE ARE FREE TO ROAM AMONG THE LIVING AND NOT UPDATE! AHAHAHAHAHAHA! RISE, GHOSTS!

HA, HA, HALLOWEEN!
>>
No. 105210 ID: 37f049
File 147790433563.png - (27.41KB , 800x660 , rendaghost_is_too_short_to_fit_on_screen_sorry.png )
105210

>>105209
Reisarf: "You're being silly Stargazer, you're not even a little dead."

Stargazer: "..."

Shush, just let her have this.
>>
No. 105212 ID: 37f049
File 147791356165.png - (20.68KB , 800x520 , halloween_fallout.png )
105212

>>105172
Alice chooses to believe this potion flinging mess is not her fault. She wisely leaves sorting this out to other, more capable hands and seeks shelter. There's candy there too.

Chakarchelou stands in the centre of the chaos and remains untouched! His technique is invincible!
>>
No. 105214 ID: 37f049
File 147791720399.png - (24.25KB , 500x750 , sparkle_sparkle.png )
105214

rolled 1, 3, 10, 8 = 22

>>105186
>>105204
Sarah's psychic rampage has been stopped, maybe, and conveniently shattered almost all the potions.

The seepage from those expired and unstable alchemical concoctions will soak through the old and creaky floorboards and pool in the cellar. There it will mix together and ferment and never cause anyone any trouble ever again.

Also the hotel was built on a thread graveyard so ghosts are invading.

But Hin has other troubles! She is confronted with what are maybe the last four potions ever. In some vampire myths the newly turned vampire requires blood from its sire to stabilise
This is causing Hin some confusion due to potion induced vampirism.

Hin: "Bleaugh! Screw it, this can be the night I remember as the time I got all fucked up on potions."

One roll on each list. I want to see what horrible monster this makes.
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No. 105215 ID: 37f049

rolled 17 = 17

>>105214
OK, so the opposite hand isn't going to make a difference for me because it's all click and drag and copy-paste abuse with vectors so here's a wildcard roll instead. Come oooooon Heavy Machine Gun.

But! As a bonus I will also do a picture with my high quality MS Paint skills.
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No. 105220 ID: 86d704
File 147793140267.png - (22.94KB , 450x560 , halloween.png )
105220

>>
No. 105231 ID: 9876c4

>>105215
>Heavy Machine Gun
Is there any problem it can't solve?
>>
No. 105233 ID: 91ee5f

>>105231
Running out of bullets.
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No. 105234 ID: 49f18e
File 147797010082.png - (150.23KB , 900x900 , SportHalloween.png )
105234

Sport: "Oh wow a lot of weird stuff is happening here . . . I just wanted some candy."
>>
No. 105235 ID: aa27a3

>>105234

Don't worry there is a wide selection of sugary drinks on the table over there if you need something sweet.
>>
No. 105236 ID: 180f83

Well, Halloween is over. Any awesome way to end this awesome insanity?
>>
No. 105237 ID: 1f8505

>>105236

Working on it.
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No. 105239 ID: 91ee5f

>>105237
The snow machine on the roof explodes, which somehow causes everyone to turn back to normal, and then everyone leaves in a mixture of disappointment and being pissed off because they didn't get any candy!

Tune in next time to see what crazy antics these characters get into when they get together for a Thanksgiving feast! We're predicting that there's going to be an epic food fight!
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No. 105255 ID: a4ec41

>>105236
Candice tries to show her mom what's happening, but everything goes back to normal just before she can.
>>
No. 105261 ID: 2169b1

The ghosts reveal themselves to be aliens from the planet of Transsexual Transylvania, and return to their home planet after assassinating the ghost that looks best in drag.
>>
No. 105281 ID: e74f4f

>>105261
>and return to their home planet after abducting the party goer that looks best in drag.
>>
No. 105282 ID: 2169b1

Rakshasa: "Well, I regret leaving all of you behind, but if they truly must!"

Aliens: *abduct someone else*

Rakshasa: "YOU FUCKS! GET BACK HERE! HAVE YOU SEEN MY METTATON OUTFIT?!? IT'S PRACTICALLY DRAG ALREADY! GET BACK HEEEEEERE!!!"
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No. 105288 ID: 1f8505
File 147813366843.png - (207.55KB , 831x966 , Halloween_2016_7a.png )
105288

>>105204

"Let GO of me, you horned piece of shit!"
>>
No. 105289 ID: 1f8505
File 147813369195.png - (312.40KB , 872x943 , Halloween_2016_7b.png )
105289

*CRASH*
>>
No. 105290 ID: 1f8505
File 147813369648.png - (203.24KB , 1004x874 , Halloween_2016_7c.png )
105290

The Anime potion kicks in.

"D-domo..."
>>
No. 105291 ID: 9876c4

>>105281
Naz or Blake, then?
>>
No. 105296 ID: 85b579

>>105291
It's clearly Rynh.
>>
No. 105299 ID: b70770
File 147815720194.png - (104.91KB , 800x600 , Halloween 13.png )
105299

rolled 12 = 12

"Clone, together, you and I will show people that truly, they are the dead. We will-"

"Holy shit you have been monologuing for 20 minutes, shut the fuck up already." Sweet-T says, dumping another potion over Ava.

"GAH! CLONE, AVENGE ME!"
>>
No. 105300 ID: b70770
File 147815762839.png - (123.88KB , 800x600 , Halloween 14.png )
105300

rolled 26 = 26

>>105299
"Another potion
It's effects are annoying
But I will not stop."

"Holy shit you are somehow worse. Is there one that just turns you into a rock?"

She pours another one over her.

"ARGLEBARGLE WHY
CLONE, HELP ME KILL THIS WOMAN
I NEED ASSISTANCE."
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No. 105301 ID: b70770
File 147815800702.png - (218.56KB , 800x600 , Halloween 15.png )
105301

>>105300
"NAMOW DIPUTS UOY
HTIW SSEM UOY OHW TON WONK UOY
TSOHG BOOB EHT MA I!"

"I don't know what you just said but if you don't back the fuck up off of me I will nail you to a fucking board and sell you to some otaku as a fucking haunted oppai mousepad."
>>
No. 105302 ID: 3663d3

>>105301
idea, each of you possesses one of her boobs.
>>
No. 105306 ID: 7f917c

>>105302
Flaw: Sweet-T literally has no breasts. She lost them to science.
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No. 105353 ID: 37f049
File 147834157092.png - (4.52KB , 450x400 , 400_hours_in_you_know_the_rest.png )
105353

>>105214
>>105215
>Enhance knockers
>You turn into Weaver art style
>You can only be drawn with the opposite hand
>The hunger
>You are a skeleton

Hin: "Urrrgh, I don't feel so good. Maybe four at once was a mistake."

Her stomach rumbles ominously.
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No. 105355 ID: 37f049
File 147834816077.png - (50.81KB , 820x820 , abomhination.png )
105355

The buffet table is now guarded by a terrible monster. Hin has evolved into giant ghost milky furry vampire skeleton Hin: Weaver-style! She's also half ogre.

The ghosts are milling around near the table too. It can be assumed they like watching living people do living people things like eating, making out or being given suggestions. Too spooky!

Hin: "Um, boo. Wow everyone's cute and tiny. I could really go for some blood. Or milk. Some bones? Yeah that'd be great. Any food really. Is anyone actually going to have some food here or am I OK to dig in?"
>>
No. 105358 ID: ba506f

>>105355
OK now THAT looks like a final boss of a dungeon.
>>
No. 105363 ID: 1e1842

>>105355
Yes, please! Take all the food, just don't hurt me! >_<

Hey, Deem! Come look at Hin! She's perfect for your dungeon! XD
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No. 105392 ID: 9f30e2
File 147843008795.jpg - (90.50KB , 800x400 , do not disturb.jpg )
105392

>>105363

Deem's busy. Do not disturb her.
>>
No. 105424 ID: 91ee5f

>>105392
You may have put the sign on the door, but you didn't close the door all the way! So now I'm going to open the door and we're all going to see what Deem is doing!
>>
No. 106332 ID: 15fae4
File 148132768477.png - (133.38KB , 768x663 , trick a tree.png )
106332

TRICK OR TREAT!
>>
No. 106334 ID: 9145ba

>>106332
But what happens when Ren and Ren's ghost meet?
>>
No. 106337 ID: e136ae
File 148134142894.jpg - (104.62KB , 640x720 , TGHSR2.jpg )
106337

CLICK.
>>
No. 106338 ID: e136ae
File 148134145466.jpg - (113.00KB , 640x720 , TGHSR3.jpg )
106338

...
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No. 106339 ID: e136ae
File 148134147875.jpg - (116.98KB , 640x720 , TGHSR4.jpg )
106339

ROLL POTION.
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No. 106341 ID: 15fae4
File 148134211269.png - (168.51KB , 640x720 , why.png )
106341

>>106339

Hey, didn't you guys use us as part of your halloween costume last year-

*POOF*
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No. 106342 ID: 15fae4
File 148134214441.png - (1.30MB , 900x675 , look what you fucking did.png )
106342

>>106341

Why have you done this to these kobold children?
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