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124805 No. 124805 ID: 270774

i don't like em puttin chemicals in the water that turn the frickin frogs gay
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No. 125943 ID: 270774
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oh, and another tumblr crosspost:

>Pascal: What's the worst haircut you've ever had?
PASCAL: ehehehe….. euuhh… this is very embarrassing, but….
PASCAL: in the 80′s and 90′s, i was drawn into some very silly things.
PASCAL: everyone was doing it! it was cool! the music was good and nobody fussed over my teeth!
No. 125945 ID: 270774

so, i made a nsfw curiouscat and people flooded it within hours because apparently there was a pending demand there that i did not know about. right now there’s so many answers already that i don’t want to copy paste them and also i would feel weird copy pasting them here because even the ones that have good info are uh, very much prefaced by people enthusiastically saying they want to fuck my characters (thanks, btw! i love that, genuinely!) so instead i’m just gonna post the link for you to browse (and use, if u want) at your leisure https://curiouscat.me/beat0meat

sfw questions from my main cc will still be copy pasted to crosspost bc not all the questions i get there are about quests and it would be dumb to make u guys scroll through like, stuff about my hair and shit
No. 125978 ID: 270774
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ok this is the best announcement ive ever had to make which is me and the wife got tickets to a fetish party ive wanted to go to for the past six years and ive got two weeks to make our extremely blasphemous costumes happen

what this means for you guys is im updating tvrn tonight but then after that i have NO idea whats going to happen to my update schedule until the party because i tend to get really sucked into projects like this and also i intend for these to be, uh, elaborate

halloween is my christmas so i guess you could say this is me potentially taking a holiday vacation lol

(i mean maybe the costumes will take way less work than im anticipating and ill be able to sneak in a few updates here and there but for now im just planning for a quiet two weeks)
No. 125981 ID: d887c0

Sounds good. You crazy kids have fun.
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hello a while ago i made a comment about pascal looking like a furby and this is the logical conclusion of that thought
No. 125997 ID: d887c0

It's the spitting image.
No. 126003 ID: 1872dc

I hate so much how fucking wrong Pascal is about his hair it's so hot what an asshole

That's rad
No. 126029 ID: 11b5c9
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hi it's me on the wrong quest! i was told to post this here as well so... its bunji and his snake husband!! bunji is my character haha so i'm very invested in his marriage. he was, at one point in his 400 years, a singer! so he likes to serenade minmin, and having a husband who is a big snake is perfect for dancing :-)
No. 126032 ID: 9d6446

1) bunji rules and you rule for making him
2) HE SINGS?? Ricardo on violin and bunji on vocals team up when? (Once the duel is over they get to be friends.... Right?)
No. 126036 ID: 8da8a1

Shout out to Pascal's very tight pants for somehow not ripping after all the acrobatic kicks he has done.
No. 126037 ID: 1872dc

No. 126047 ID: 270774
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hey in the meantime im trying to fund my stupid life. get some dirt cheap art because i open commission slots once every billion years but this shit is perpetually open https://ko-fi.com/iraprince

unlimited slots means turnover can be a little pokey but that's how it is
No. 126048 ID: 270774

oh and dont clog up this thread w questions about this i just posted it here so people would see it. if you've got questions hmu in my drawthread https://tgchan.org/kusaba/draw/res/40307.html
No. 126055 ID: 270774
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drew this in response to a ricardo love message on tumblr and so of course it is only fair that you guys get to see him too
No. 126105 ID: 23ddfd

The more we learn about the Bathories the more I get the impression that this version of Elizabeth Bathory was like this one from a 70's exploitation movie
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Sorry! I hit send instead file selection!
No. 126256 ID: 270774

ok i need the name of the film tho

anyway i am about to WELL AND TRULY spam yall bc my inbox has been piling up again and some of these answers (esp the first one) are ones i think are like, genuinely important

>what are the different kinds of vampire affinities?
OKAY YAAAA i’ve answered this in brief before but now that we’ve met some more characters i wanna give a more in depth answer. there’s four main categories that all break down into more specific categories: power, psychic, shifting, and special/other. all vampires have at least a little bit of each of the three first categories, but it’s normal to have one you’re firmly sorted into and one you’re especially bad at.

POWER types like bunji are either strength (like him), speed, or durability/regeneration. there’s often overlap, but if there isn’t, you can kind of train yourself up within the category more easily than you could learn something from a completely different category. all vampires have enhanced strength/speed/regeneration to some extent compared to humans, but power vampires outstrip their peers significantly.

PSYCHIC types have a lot more wishy-washy overlap than other categories, but can generally be broken down into clairvoyance, telekinesis, or hypnosis/telepathy (like pascal!) most vampires have the ability for short range, non-specific telepathy (and usually use this for communication when shifted into animal forms), and some can be vaguely suggestive/jedi-mind-tricky to humans, but only those who naturally have the affinity can do anything more dramatic or refined than that. the view on hypnosis as an affinity varies a lot culturally; for vampires that live communally in a “hive” format where most don’t hunt for themselves (like cradle vampires), it’s considered embarrassing and useless, but for vampires who mostly blend with humans and live out their lives within wider society (like american vampires and most nomadic vamp cultures), it’s considered incredibly useful, even though it provides no benefit in duels.

SHIFTERS are very skewed to one category: almost all of them have the innate ability to transform into various animals. a very small portion are much better at changing their form to precisely mimic the appearance of other humanoids, including vocally, and an even smaller amount are best at transforming into........ inanimate objects. getting saddled with that last one is universally considered extremely sad and lame. (as in the other categories, though, it IS possible for a vampire to learn more stuff within their own affinity over time.) all vampires can shift into one animal form, and the vast majority choose the bat for the sake of utility and the ability to blend in anywhere in the world. once their first form is set, learning a second form for any vampire without the affinity is either extremely strenuous and difficult or, in some cases, completely impossible. there’s no known limit to how many forms a shifter can learn, but each one after the first handful is challenging and requires extensive practice and study, even for talented vampires.

finally, SPECIAL affinities are just ones that don’t fit into any of the former categories; this tends to be stuff like elemental abilities, extremely specific powers, family curses, etc. they’re rare, and tend to be very prized as duelists because a lot of them are specifically harmful/violent in nature. vampires with special abilities tend to have all the baseline overlap (one shapeshifting form, short range telepathy) but absolutely no ability to try to learn or hone anything from the other categories further than that.

>Do vampires celebrate anniversaries of being turned or their old birthdays or do they live too long to be bothered?
it depends! pascal’s forgotten his human birthday because bathorys don’t celebrate stuff like that; he remembers the date he was turned, but doesn’t really do anything about it besides get kind of misty-eyed. even for vampires who DID decide to keep celebrating it, though, they’d probably end up eventually getting bored and spacing the celebrations out to once every 5-10 years or so, because once you’re immortal one year passes VERY quickly

>Okay but do bunji and minmin celebrate their wedding anniversary?? How?? Also what was their wedding like? How long have they been married??
they DO. bunji is still a little confused by celebrating it every year bc to a vampire his age that feels like throwing a party once a month but he doesn’t mind bc minmin gets so excited. they definitely do the all out like, rose petals and going out to dinner (murder) and vintage wine thing. their wedding was very traditional, both bc that was what bunji wanted and bc due to minmin’s lineage him getting married was a big deal and had to be Ceremonial. they’ve been married for almost 20 years! (17, to be exact)

>Lowry's one night only drunk adventures with the sukeban!
someone dies

>Alt, Acid soup and vampire crossover one night only thing

>What if Lowry met Pascal
oh she doesn’t have the patience. she doesn’t have the damn patience. she ditches him within 15 minutes

>what if lowry met ricardo
oh they absolutely bro the fuck out. they click immediately. they’re chilling

>Ricardo meeting Lowry? Pascal meeting Sweat? KEL MEETING SWEAT?
i actually just answered ricardo meeting lowry BUT: pascal and sweat are cuddlebugs. they each IMMEDIATELY catch the vibe of how much the other likes physical affection and just go with it. they’re fuckin SNUGGLIN. kel thinks sweat is funny but isn’t much interested beyond that honestly

>jolene and kel share a firm handshake
yes. yeah

>do pascal and sweat fuck? is there fucking with the cuddling?
yknow what. yeah. yeah, they god damn would

>not getting graphic on here bc like, it's public-ish, but does pascal talk about his sex life? would he gossip about what sweat is like in bed?? does pascal try to get ricardo to do shapeshifting angel things?
i should probably make a cc on my nsfw, huh. BUT ALSO SWITCHING BETWEEN ACCOUNTS SOUNDS LIKE A PAIN anyway uhhhh since sweat would be fine with it in this case pascal probably IS gossipy. vamps can only shift into stuff that exists in nature tho so he ends up disappointed

(and then, just as a reminder, i DID end up making a nsfw inbox and i don’t crosspost it here but it’s still all valuable info imo: https://curiouscat.me/beat0meat)

>I'm picturing Pascal being super gossipy about angel stuff he doesn't quiiiite understand. Like telling Ricardo how drinking blood is like drinking ichor and that's why Ricardo needs to eat better
he 100% thinks he knows exactly what he’s talking about and he’s 100% an idiot

pascal falls in love with him immediately but voshkie is a sapiosexual and pascal is too stupid for him. tragedy

>Vampire eye colour lore!!!!!!! Also I have no idea how it works but I hope when you turn 1000 your eyes turn hot pink.
there’s actually nothing much to it outside of what’s already been brought up in canon - your eyes slowly become red, from the outside rim in, as you feed over your first few years. it usually takes 5-10 years to change all the way depending on how frequently and how well you feed!

>you mentioned that a very few vampires can transform into inanimate objects, are there some which can do plants? is it easier or harder?
oh i guess plants do count as animate. WELL thats in the same category and whether it’s easier or harder depends. the scale of which transformations are considered “complicated” to vampires is very wishy washy and dependent on the individual, mostly because i don’t feel like thinking about it a lot. let’s say a fern is harder to turn into than a glass bottle but easier than a. uh. gun

of course a vampire could turn into a fucking gun

>Cain's one night only drunk quest
that’s not one night only

>you mentioned before that vampire hypnosis can't work on other vampires, but can it work on other living creatures? like birds or dogs?
yes. pascal hypnotized an unfriendly cat so it would let him pet it once but then he felt bad

>does pascal like kpop
not to totally show my hand here but he discovers red velvet and has a meltdown. ricardo finds him crying while rewinding the same 10 seconds of the peek-a-boo video over and over again trying to learn the choreography

i don’t have to answer this without a lawyer present and marina is in class

>i know you may have answered this but is sweat like. feathery? or erotically smooth? or erotically smooth but ONLY in certain areas
sweat is kind of smooth but a little sticky to the touch. like a. listen i hate to say this but like a gummy bear with muscles and bones

>what does sweat smell like? does it smell like. well. sweat, or
it smells like sweat and heavy incense and gummy bears

>does sweat . sweat

>Ira I have a Very Important Question: Is the stuff that looks like feathers around Sweat's "ears" actually feathers or is it also gummy material
ohh that’s feathers

>ira what do i do if the suggesters on my quest are split evenly into 2 options that are so completely different i cant combine them? like do i....wait, or,
i either wait for more suggestions, or i choose one of these ways: 1. the option i like best, 2. the option that is the most in character, or 3. the option that was argued for the most convincingly/had the most reasoning explained

>hope this is okay to ask but i'm curious about trans vampires and gender in vampire society and how thats explored? like young vampires like minmin who figured things out already seem to handle things well but i'm wondering about like. super old trans vampires who grew up with archaic values and have spent a thousand years existing as something they are not before given the idea to question it. i feel like thats something that can happen a lot
yeah this is totally fine to ask!!!! but yeah there's definitely a huge adjustment that has to happen with older vampires.... im not like SUPER interested in like, actively applying homophobia/transphobia to my characters in narrative but i AM interested in them learning to be happy and the ways their identities can take time to become something comfortable and fulfilling.... i think in this case its something where older vampires would definitely benefit from hanging out with younger ones bc then they get kind of swept up in that current of change and end up learning stuff, whereas vampires who are really old and more isolated tend to stagnate a lot and might not have come to those realizations of like "oh wait shit i can DO that." but also on the other hand in tvrn the combination of All Vampires Are Gay + Wow We Sure Can Just Shapeshift Our Bodies However We Want Huh has definitely led to like. exploration that probably wouldnt have happened for a lot of these older ones if they'd been humans instead of, getting conscripted into Gay Slut Paradise Prepare To Die Edition

>Your characters ranked by best at kissing?
ok starting with best and ending at worst
minoru, but he’s an acquired taste
minoru if you never acquire said taste
the mortician
tunamouth, who ranks this low for obvious reasons
belial does not have a mouth

>tunamouth kisses sound unpleasant but i WANT 2 support him..


>Tunamouth would be bad at kissing even if he didn't have fingerling lake trout coming out of his mouth though
yuo don’t know that. actually ok i can’t even say this in jest you’re right. he would still be bad. he just doesn’t have the enthusiasm to back it up

>Does Lamb kiss just. Persistently and with lots of teeth.
lamb keeps her eyes very very very wide open the entire time and breathes loudly through her nose

please keep in mind that last time everyone suggested “kiss pascal” ricardo just grabbed his face in one hand and licked his closed mouth

>Pascal was into that! Sorta! And he had food on him!
he did have food on him. it was very pragmatic of ricardo to be like that

>You're wrong, Belial is great at kissing. Who even needs mouths.
this just made me realize i neglected to put TIOS on that list

>what. how is minmin an acquired taste. bc if he is then i got it!! the taste i mean
he’s bitey and obnoxious and overly forceful and also won’t stop laughing into your mouth. which is of course super cute if you’re into that but if you’re not into that it’s hell

>Okay but but but sweat smooches?? Good sweat smooches?? How does the darling gummy penis angel smooch?
it’s just very tender and takes direction well and always ends up naturally kissing you how you want to be kissed, since it’s very attentive and intuitive. also it does in fact kind of taste like gummy bears since apparently that has just become the overall motif of sweat’s mortal form

>Is the mortician kissing actually kissing or more like breakfast
the mortician kissing is like putting your face in a blender

>If we fuck up during a sex scene in tvrn can we ask Pascal for constructive criticism
you will not have to ask he will firmly give it to you

>question. does sloane remember cain at all, or was she too young to remember that he was her babysitter
cain kept an eye on her on a regular basis til she was 5ish, so she could have vague memories, but.... who knows!

>hiring a demon to be ur childs babysitter.......jolene is such a good mom.......
to be fair cain genuinely owned at it. he’s good with kids

>If two vampires are having sex do they need to talk about when they last ate before getting into anything rough or risk decapitation or other not sexy things?
they probably should! but also most vampires aren’t as dumb as pascal “accidentally slapped somebody’s head off because he was upset and embarrassed” cosovei. you can kind of Tell how well fed an older vampire is based on finger staining but that doesn’t work for fresher ones so yeah either way a “hey are you good for this to get slappy” would always be a good convo to have

(i made an offhand jokey tweet along the lines of “please get ricardo to learn romanian fast because i’m dreading having to write Sexy Dialogue with the way pascal currently speaks english” and it prompted the next few questions)

>somehow it just hadn’t occurred to me that pascal’s speech patterns would be different if he were speaking his native language and now that i’m imagining it i just want to tell you that pascal suddenly speaking with perfect grammar during sex would definitely make me lose my shit twice as hard as him attempting dirty talk with his cute accent

>would pascals voice tone change when he speaks Romanian. would, would that happen, bc it happens to most ESL ppl i know and can i just say.......Good
it definitely does! he sounds 10x sillier in english than he does in. literally any other language

>actually, what IS pascals native language?
he grew up speaking romanian and french at home, learned hungarian after he was turned, and started learning english about a hundred years after that

>idk if you’ve answered something like this before BUT!! IN CASE YOU HAVENT!!! how would tvrn characters text.....
you will actually get most of this info in canon IF you can..... wrangle their phone numbers

>Okay but would minmin use obnoxious elaborate emojis ۹(ÒہÓ)۶

(these questions are probably why all the suggestions on the most recent update are clamoring for phone numbers seemingly out of nowhere which is why i need to be better about promptly crossposting over here)

>Is Halloween a thing in acid soup's universe? What are the characters Ultimate costumes?
halloween is forever bitch. but uhhhhh i was gonna do acid soup halloween art actually but who knows if i’ll get to it..... i think in universe costumes would be really Weird. like people just wear whatever. either that or everyone’s in party city polyester

>ira please keep pascal safe
that’s your job, sweet reader, not mine

>but DOES pascal listen to the spice girls
yes and his favorite is baby spice

>what are pascal's favorite bands
MSI, the cure, and rihanna

>Did pascal go wild for the Glenn miller band
oh, he went NUTS

>Has Pascal seen What We Do in the Shadows? If yes, what did he think? Has Minmin seen it? Did he love it?
the thign is i can’t even answer this bc in my heart tvrn and wwdits take place in the same universe

>In that case--Does any of the introduced tvrn cast know Viago
kel and minmin know eeeeeverybody

okay phew that’s all of it. sorry for letting it build up like that lol
No. 126257 ID: e1d580

Daughters of Darkness
No. 126259 ID: 23ddfd

I highly recommend it! I once lost my mind and watched all the 70's exploitation films about lesbian vampires I could find and it's my favorite by far. Mostly because there is a scene where Elizabeth Bathory is knitting and a scene where she is wearing a cape made from pvc.
No. 126260 ID: 270774
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absolutely sick. if u could make me a list of the ones u liked (with a heads up on the ones that include any kind of sexual violence/assault if possible) that would be rad as hell

speaking of lesbianism, i know this doesn’t really count as questdis but 1. i am looking for literally any excuse to post these pictures absolutely everywhere and 2. u guys deserve to see what brought my updates to a screeching halt for two weeks per >>125978 so here’s me and the wife’s halloween costumes. i guess this counts as a face reveal even tho i’m relatively easy to hunt down on social media. anyway this was extremely fucking fun
No. 126261 ID: 270774
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and better pics of our accessories. she did all the sewing by hand, i made the heart props, and we did the halos together! this is why i disappeared but now the party’s happened and i’m chilling on actual halloween so normal update schedule will resume
No. 126262 ID: 23ddfd
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So the only ones that I would describe as watchable that I have seen so far (there are so so many and I still need to watch the David Lynch one) would be

Duaghters of Darkness: best overall quality with actually having a lesbian who wins and amazing 70's fashion. It's got some pretty awful scenes of violence against women and one scene of attempted sexual assault/accidental murder any scene you wanna skip isn't a big deal since the plot is pretty loose

The Vampire Lovers: A Hammer Films Production it's a pretty by the numbers movie adaptation of the novella Carmilla (I highly recommend reading the book over this though) much less extreme in content and is kinda just silly and lowkey. The lesbian vampiress is killed sadly and the overall message is one of "men destroying the evil of lesbian lust" the two ladies are very goofy together in a charming way though.

All and all while I may enjoy the camp of these films they are explicitly lesbophobic entertainment for horny babyboomer men and not really subversive. I only recommend them if you feel you can safely take pleasure in that camp and reclamation.
No. 126263 ID: 1872dc

Rad and really well-crafted and very pretty costumes.
No. 126290 ID: 270774

thank u both!!

anyway happy halloween have more vampires. if the art in the tvrn spinoff starts getting any more refined/detailed than it is in these first panels, at ALL, it is your solemn duty to fucking kill me dead. just absolutely murder me
No. 126301 ID: 9fcd43

TFW you realize you're projecting way too hard on a fictional vampire's abuse and should probably step back from the comments and let people who are just here to have fun make the decisions |D;
No. 126306 ID: 5d37c7

It might be a good idea to take a bit of a step back for a while for your own sake (take care of yourself if you can!), but I don't think projecting/empathizing with the characters means you shouldn't take part or that you're taking away other people's fun when you explain your opinion! I thought it was good to hear your thoughts, and your wording was considerate of the differing opinions and clearly geared towards explaining your perspective rather than discrediting anyone else's.
No. 126315 ID: 270774

hey............. do u want 13 high res pages of tvrn sketches, including stream exclusives and warmups and other shit that hasnt seen the light of day........................ gimme two dollars https://iraprince.itch.io/september-october-sketchbook
No. 126316 ID: 270774
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i forgot to attach the cover image. look how cute he is
No. 126331 ID: 270774
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No. 126451 ID: 9fcd43

my lesbian ass would fucking die for Kel
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i never contribute anything worthwhile to this disthread anymore
No. 126480 ID: 055cbc


We love you fractak
No. 126481 ID: e1d580

Why do I feel like this is Willy Wonka ERP, like you know the you STOLE fizzy lifting drink thing except sexual and also with vampires

Now I'm imagining the original Willy wonka movie with pascal instead of gene wilder
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because it is
No. 126497 ID: 0e2ebe

Nah I'm pretty sure that Wonka stole the rp from you, that's how I remember it.
No. 126516 ID: 270774
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guess who just got back from the movie theater
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No. 126518 ID: e0ca8d

Ricardo being the symbiote is just him in smoke form.
No. 126521 ID: e1d580

Is it.....

No. 126547 ID: 2755f5

Venom was good
No. 126559 ID: 270774

this update i reached out to tvrn readers i know personally and invited them to participate by working with me to create each of the individual conversations minmin had with vampire npcs for the information given to ricardo. i’d like to credit them individually for their contributions to the quest! in order of character appearance:

tommy was t, a tgchan author! https://tgchan.org/wiki/T
chanyaree was @kimanimj on twitter!
niko was cordemia, another tgchan author! >>/quest/900892
orianthe is a hearts goetia character (>>/quest/897839), of course by marn!
max was @sorbgel on twitter!
daishin was sunny, another tgchan author! >>/quest/900557
auorell was sadie!
cassius was fae, another tgchan author! >>/quest/903869 >>/quest/910471
anne was abraxas!
marama was icie!
oliver was cal!
michel was robin!
taiker was @hivehum on twitter!

this was really really fun for me to put together! thank u so much to everyone who participated!
No. 126560 ID: bb78f2

Now that Vento Aureo's been broadcasting for a bit I can't help but notice that one of Pascal's first outfits we see in him was Giorno's, and I bet there's more hidden Jojo's throughout, and the duel super felt a bit like a Jojo fight.

So, once and for all, just to get it out of my head, are StandTM's a thing in Trashiverse? Or is that a card you want to hold onto for maybe later to accept or deny?
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buddy you don’t know the half of it

lol in seriousness tho: re the outfit the only thing that’s the same is the keyhole in the chest which like, 90% of vento aureo characters have, but yeah my work is always gonna have nods to jojo bc it’s my favorite series. no stands tho
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i drew a bunch of porn tonight to atone for the fact that my porn quest has not gotten to the porn yet
No. 126582 ID: 270774
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but we;re gonna get there eventually i promise. i swear to you
No. 126583 ID: 270774
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it's just, you know. vampire politics are important
No. 126588 ID: e0ca8d

If we get to porn before finding out about vampire gerrymandering, this quest will have been for nothing.
No. 126613 ID: bb78f2

After thinking about Ricardo anymore and his goodboy status and his background of being the big protector big brother to a lot of people, I keep thinking that if he never gets to be a Dad of some sort, it'd be sad.

Ricardo and Pascal, my two big gay Vampire Dad's.

If Ricardo does adopt a human (or non-vampire monster) child out of some circumstance, everyone around him is gonna call him a big dumb idiot for it, more than they already do, ESPECIALLY PASCAL and Ricardo just isn't gonna give a shit, and then Pascal's gonna love the wittle baby eventually, and then so will vampire godparents Kel and Minoru, and then we get the 20 years later epilogue and we're gonna see Ricardo will be walking his kid down the aisle like the big fat cliche it's gonna be, but we'll be bawling anyway and we're gonna see Kel, Minoru, and Pascal, ESPECIALLY Pascal, are going to be bawling with us on the kid's side of the wedding room.

Fractal will never get to draw ANY canon sex scenes the entire quest because we keep fucking it up, and that will be their curse.

They started this porn quest to make them sex scenes of good vampire boys, and they NEVER FUCKING GOT TO ONCE BECAUSE WE HAD TO BE GOOD VAMPIRE DADBOYS.
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Lesbian sex while wearing the rosary that hurts you for your faith is a kind of horny I wasn't expecting to indulge in today but Mother Mary did you fucking do it.
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I came over here because some guy insulted my quests art by saying its worse then all the stuff on tgchan, but coming over here and after taking a look for myself I can see thats it wasn't much of an insult. Fantastic work!
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Additionally, I see you talk about a tumblr in this thread. Can you post it? I would like to follow you.
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oh yeah there's tons of good shit on tgchan. idk where your guy got the idea that that would be a coherent insult. anyway, thanks!

tbh i just kind of fundamentally hate tumblr and i only use it bc of how many people are like, on there and not anywhere else, and i'm probably gonna use it even less what with the nsfw purge and everything, but. knock yourself out lol http://iraprince.tumblr.com/

also like, i feel like this has to be painfully apparent from like.... everything about my work, and how i talk, and just in general everything about me, but fair warning that i am a Filthy SJW which i'm aware is not the main demographic of this site and if that annoys u then you probably aren't gonna enjoy engaging with me on social media. but now that i've given a fair warning nobody can complain about it
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Eh, the site has changed a lot since the days we were a direct offshoot of 4chan. The remnants of the good old Internet Hate Machine are basically gone, I don’t think your politics are considered especially objectionable.
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oh, i mean, it’s not like i find the site hostile or anything, or i wouldn’t still be here. i like it here. it’s more that like, people who find my stuff through twitter and tumblr already know what i’m about and have already signed up for it; people who have been here for a long time and know what i’m about and aren’t into it just avoid my stuff, which is fine; but someone who finds my stuff through a third party and then tries to go straight to my social media might find themselves unpleasantly surprised depending on where they stand bc i’m pretty abrasive about it, which again, is fine, but a heads up might spare all parties some awkwardness.
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heyo i've got another sketchbook up https://iraprince.itch.io/november-sketchbook

13 high res pages of gay vampires, $2, doesn't get much better than that
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and it’s good to leave a paperdoll update like the one in tvrn up for a while so this works out. i’m gonna take two weeks off bc i have a lot of handmade gifts to work on and also frankly i haven’t played a video game in months and i’ve got about five different series that my friends have been punching me in the head about watching and — well, i’ve only been making media instead of consuming media and i think to be a good artist you have to do both. plus i’m taking the wife up to my hometown for a week to spend xmas with my family and i can’t draw vampires giving each other road head around my folks

so yeah i’m gonna dip for a while to make candy and dress up a slutty catboy in ffxiv. sorry for takin another break so soon when i just took one for halloween! the good news is one of my art resolutions is to Find Balance so uhhh, yknow how tvrn updates like three times a week and acid soup updates once every two months. i’m gonna try to even that out when i get back

anyway happy holidays. my body is rotting
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also no “christmas in retail” quest this year bc i actually like my job now
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oh one more thing. if you like tvrn you should really really read this fic that my dear friend wrote, abt what would happen if pascal killed ricardo instead of turning him (and ricardo was no less angry about it) https://archiveofourown.org/works/17045138?view_adult=true

it’s got ghost sex. and it’s got pascal characterization so good that i feel like my friend was crawling around inside my brain sneakily rifling through all my secret tvrn documents
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this is two days late but hey! merry christmas! i want to update so bad that my fucking bones hurt but i left my tablet at home to force myself to adhere to this whole “vacation” idea. i’ll be back this weekend tho
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sorry that this is blurry and 25% finished but — i’m FINALLY watching FMAB, which everyone i know has been hounding me to do for years because they all knew i’d go wild for the villains, and as predicted, i have been wilding the fuck out. (i’m still only on episode 30ish so please don’t say anything that would constitute spoilers past the reveal of pride!)

last night while watching i was doing idle doodles, so here’s a bunch of character design spoilers lol. bathorys would all be homunculi, but rather than an existing one, pascal would be the eighth deadly sin which is now obsolete: despair, which by some records was the only mortal sin to be considered completely unforgivable.
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also haha im an asshole and ive been forgetting to crosspost quest inbox answers again. for a few months. heres another textwall

>ira....... when teddy.....
when teddy indeed

>Ira I’m a weed scientist and it’s doesn’t effect your cardiovascular system (no blood needed) so can Pascal smoke, weed. Does minmin own a goofy bong,,
vampires in fact can smoke weed. pascal has in the past but it’s hard for him to get it now because nobody will talk to him. minmin, surprisingly, does not partake

>do the vampires in tvrn ever indulge in Human Foods other than alcohol? if so whats the favorite human foods of the mains
if vampires indulge in solid food they will projectile vomit up all of the blood they’ve consumed in the past few weeks a la WWDITS. this is one of the reasons all vampires do is drink. the other reason is they, as a culture, have no coping mechanisms

>what about jello .......... or pudding ........

>Jello shots?

>this answer is so upsetting. thank you
you’re so welcome

>tvrn question! what are minmin and bunji's favorite pokemon? (i would love to know the rest of tvrn's casts faves but i would be surprised if pascal knows what a pokemon is)
bunji doesn’t know what pokémon is even tho minmin has tried to explain it to him. minmin’s favorite changes every day but he keeps coming back to mew and skitty. ricardo kind of knows what pokemon is bc of the kids from his apartment complex who always climbed all over him when he was growing up and if you asked him what his favorite pokémon was he would hesistantly mispronounce pikachu

>are babenburg and the marquess, yknow,
i was goign to answer this in a jokey shitheaded way but actually i’m just staring at my phone feeling genuinely emotional that someone has read my shit attentively enough to have picked up on a detail this small and this briefly alluded to

>is dracula sexy
would i make him unsexy. why would you even ask me this. you should be ashamed of yourself

>do vampires need to drink water? can they die of alcohol poisoning? if you cut open a vampire that hasn't fed in weeks would their insides be totally dry? i came for porn and stayed to ask about annoying semantics
1. no 2. no but they can have an EXTREMELY unpleasant weekend 3. depends how old they are. younger vampires suffer starvation effects sooner 4. good because i set out to make porn and ended up neck deep in worldbuilding so we’re on the same page here

>What happens to blood solids? Like if you remove all the water from blood you get solid remainder, like with ice cream or something. You said vampires don't poop so do they like... Shed blood? Process it in its entirety with no waste?
to be one thousand percent honest i don’t think abt things down to this mechanical level bc it’s not interesting to me fjdkfjf so we’ll just say they process it entirely

>sorry if you've been asked before but what has inspired your art/storytelling the most, either currently or when you were younger? and sort of related but what attracted you to the quest format?
when i was younger definitely like....... courage the cowardly dog. and shoujo manga. now i’m inspired by all the stuff that i want to see done that doesn’t really exist, or exists but that i think i can do better. what attracted me to the quest format is i love attention

>What's everyone's karaoke song?
you only get minmin’s because i was literally thinking about this while walking home https://open.spotify.com/track/6H4Pxh91zUEbGWvRTUFcSW?si=j8pSyh3URsCO7QUgKLvJiQ (anri’s ‘last summer whisper’ except this lofi soundcloud shit version is definitely what he’d sing)

>Can lamb shift into a sheep
nope (her affinity is not shifting and for her One Slot she picked the bat like a normal person) but even if she could she would not

>How often does lamb get asked whether her shift is to a sheep?
actually never bc she only (reluctantly) hangs out with her covenmates, who all know the origin of her name + her affinity

>does surfing count as crossing running water. the bay squad needs your answer
a vampire can be on a surfboard for a while but this is a scenario that can only end in tragedy

>Lickbutt's one night only concert
the quest was so damn short that this might as well just be an alternate title

>How do wells factor into the crossing running water thing? Does it count as man made, or? Basically if a vampire is dunked in a well will they float
since a well is generally just tapping into an aquifer, the well itself is manmade but the water counts as a natural source, so a vampire who gets tossed in a well is gonna have an extremely bad time

>So like you said that vamps that fall into water really wanna get out of it right? So like are they fine if they find a shore and walk out or do they pretty much just die?
they want to but generally the pain is incapacitating. if they COULD walk their way out, they’d be okay, but they probably can’t even manage that

>augh i forget if you already talked abt this or not; can/do vampires feed from animals instead of humans
pascal mentions this SUPER briefly, like one offhand line — they technically could but they consider it absolutely disgusting. it would be like. the equivalent of eating banana peels for us. could u live on banana peels.......... i mean technically MAYBE. you’d definitely get sick tho. see now i’m really wondering about that

>interesting cos i assume that means vampires w/ an affinity for shifting steer clear of, like, fish. or dolphins or whatever. just picturing a vampire-shark just fuckin flopping around in the sea in agony
oh yeah no fuckin fish. no can do

>what does minmin do in the rare occasion that he breaks a nail
you would expect him to freak out but he’s actually been through it enough that he generally doesn’t bat an eyelid. the problem is that there are only three people on the planet earth that he trusts to touch his nails and he travels constantly so he refuses to touch anything with that hand until he can sync up his schedule with the closest person which can sometimes take like a week or two. bunji already opens all his containers and stuff for him tho so i guess that’s not actually that different than normal

>Has Pascal ever been to a concert, can Ricardo play call me maybe on the violin
pascal has been to Many concerts. ricardo can’t right now but he could learn

>with constantin, is the mark under his eye a mole and not a tattoo?
who knows! you’ll have to ask him! i want you to know my girlfriend was reading over my shoulder as i typed this and she quietly said “it’s the mark of the beast”

>pascal has that mark and he's not a beas— well, maybe in bed?
that’s spoilers

>Hey idk if you take requests, but during the training arc can there be a scene where Kel flexes so hard her shirt sleeves tear off and get shredded into nothing by her beautiful biceps
it’s not a request if it aligns seamlessly with my own desires

>When you say tvrn isn't a dating sim, does that mean riscal is the only endgame?
yep — well, KIND of, but the reason saying yes to that isn’t 100% accurate is spoilers — basically the most accurate thing i can say is there are other encounters you can have, but tvrn is a story about ricardo and pascal making it work.

>once a vampire drinks blood and it's in their system does it stay as warm as it is in a human's, or is it cold, as vampires are traditionally depicted
room temperature unless they’re being Active

>IRA im thinkin about tvrn ocs and i don't remember if you've already talked about this, but would a shifter choosing a form that's naturally venomous have any use in a fight or would it just be an edgy useless form
we didn’t end up getting into it in the minbun duel but: it’s useful bc it’s Vampire Venom. if pascal hadn’t severed his arm they would have ended up noticing that the bite was not healing or regenerating at all (the slow heal time is mentioned very briefly, and i was going to have the bite still remain on the severed arm looking nasty and necrotic but in the end having to badger minmin for an antidote in the aftermath would have overly bloated those conversations so i scrapped it).

>can a vampire have more than one affinity? if not, can a vampire dedicate themselves to study and foster a talent even if it doesn't come naturally to them?
most vampires can handle a little bit of overlap with practice and study. if they tried REALLY fucking hard, like hunter x hunter training arc dedicating their all to it and destroying their body for it, a vampire could learn to master an affinity they don’t have any predisposition for as if it were their inborn affinity

>if this isn’t spoilers, does tvrn have a lot of like possible bad ends (tm)? it just seems like... there’s so much that could go wrong and sometimes it makes me too nervous to suggest HFKSJFKDK
mmmmmm i think it’s more like..... things could Go badly and you guys could have a really rough time for a while, but i’m way more interested in giving you guys opportunities to fix your mistakes than i am in yelling GAME OVER, u know? and also i’m just like. fundamentally not interested in writing a story full of lgbt characters with a tragic/grimdark outcome, frankly. i’m very interested in the interactive part of tvrn being very Present, i want your suggestions to have weight and meaning and i Will enact narrative consequences when you fuck up, but i’m not interested in like. actually idk i think the best way to put this is i never want it to stop being fun. i will punish u guys for fucking up bc i think consequences are interesting and make for an engaging plot but i think that kind of punishment should always be followed by opportunities to fix things and get back on track

>In any of your quests, has there been a moment where readers did suggest something really bad that required big narrative punishment? What's the closest your quests have skirted to a Bad End?
tbh the thing abt it is that after katherine quest (which had, frankly, a fully railroaded bad end — there was no way for things to turn out well in that story), i ended up realizing that i don’t want to make any more stories with fully tragic, hopeless ends, like, ever. and honestly most of my quests that i’ve run over the years never really got Into the plot — even maroon quest had only just started to get into choices that really mattered bc i took too long on exposition. so actually the closest thing to a Huge mistake that’s been made so far is the teddy thing in tvrn, which has already been defused pretty much as well as possible (if you’d let it fester, and ESPECIALLY if you’d continued to get pascal to tell stories about him without revealing what you already know, it could have gone extremely badly.) the tvrn duel also could have been a complete disaster, which i’ve talked about briefly before. honestly tho my readers just generally don’t fuck up much

>Does minmin sticker all of his selfies? How often would he change his nails and hairstyle? being immortal, does vampire healing mean hair / nails grow faster or slower? Most importantly Does minmin know I love him
1. no. he leaves the really good ones alone 2. he has to change his nails constantly bc he chews them but his hairs been the same since 89 3. slower unless you shift it 4. yes he does

>ira!! your sketches always have so much vitality and movement (and when applicable, sex appeal lol, which is also really fun) - tips????
i draw extremely fucking fast and im horny. im struggling to come up w a Process or Method more coherent than this

[i made some offhand tweets about one of the upcoming characters in tvrn exhibiting "the illumi problem" and having vague anxiety abt how that character will be received due to that, which prompted the next questions; normally i wouldn't crosspost stuff like this that's incoherent without my social media posts but i think it's only fair to crosspost stuff that contains hints/vague spoilers.]

>Sorry if this is obvious but whats the illumi problem??
“this character is a victim of severe abuse and that’s why they’re Like This™️, but also, die” — esp when that character is placed in opposition to other abuse victims who are NOT Like That™️

>👀 i.... have an illumi bias, and a bias for similar characters...... who’s the tvrn illumi....
i’m not telling u but i will say that the character has already made an appearance which honestly makes it a little obvious i guess

>Is constantin the illumi?
NO constantin fucking sucks and has zero excuses or Extenuating Circumstances. please feel free to continue to liberally hate his guts and excuse nothing about him whatsoever

>Ira this is really important. How would Bunji do on Great British Bake Off
he would win

>How much prep do you do before starting a quest?
oh that way depends. maroon quest i launched into with nothing. tvrn i had rp’d riscal scenes with marina that pretty much cover the entirety of chapter 1 so i Kind Of had the plot prewritten but? not really bc once it’s in the reader’s hands anything could happen and in the end it ended up extremely different. the real prep there was fleshing out their characterization and learning how to write them. i have another quest that i’m going to be prepping for MONTHS before i release it, bc its going to have a battle system, sprites, icon portraits, etc..... it really just depends. but i think way more prep, if u do any, should go into characters and figuring out an art style that is fast and easy rather than into plot, bc u really have no idea how the plot is going to go once your readers get unleashed on it so save yourself the grief of going “NOOOO YOU WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO DO THAT AND NOW THIS ENTIRE SECTION I WROTE IS OBSOLETE” by only having extremely major plot points planned imo

>Can TVRN vampires hibernate?
noooo they’d get hungry

>IS pascal an idiot???
i refuse to answer this. this is the question tvrn as a piece of media sets out to pursue and i will not hand it to you

>IS pascal an intellectual.
uhhhhhh. UHHHHH. hm. yknow. in areas that INTEREST him, yes, actually

>idk what your understanding of japanese personal pronouns is but do you have an idea of what pronouns minmin, bunji, naotaro, noroi etc would use for themselves in jpn? i can see bunji and noroi using "ore" and maybe naotaro too but "boku"/"watashi" is a little more humble. personally as a trans person learning japanese, i feel like its such a power move to switch from "watashi" to "ore" so hell yeah for whatever pronoun minmin uses!
oh i def think abt this stuff bc i know like Just enough japanese to think abt it and not much more fjdkfjkd. naotaro and noroi use watashi, finn is welcome to correct me on this but i feel like bunji uses washi with people he’s not familiar w and ore w people he knows, and minmin. ok listen. minmin uses boku normally but he would straight up say shit like ore-sama when he’s in a Mood

>are there any old vampires? vampires that were turned in their 40s/50s/60s? grandma vampires?
ya but i mean i’m probably not gonna make any important npcs who look much older than 40ish bc im 25 and it’s porn and i personally only find ppl in my own visual age range sexy

>shdhfhdhffhcbchjfhfhgvcj i wasn't asking for horny reasons
oh well despite my investment in worldbuilding u do have to keep in mind that IM making all character design decisions for purely horny reasons

>all vampires are sexy and young. old people have no rights
i mean this could actually be a really interesting convo about how this is a vampiric social construct bc of the insistence on turning people In Their Prime even tho as briefly discussed already making people immortal when they’re like 21 fucks them up in extremely persistent ways but also again from a flat standpoint yeah this is bc i, the mid-20s author, am only attracted to people who look my age. old people have rights just not rights to be in my porn

[author's note: i saw spiderman into the spiderverse and [REDACTED SPOILER VILLAIN] changed my mind about this.]

>Before I dive any deeper into the this wolf pup OC, what are the rules for the TVRN werewolves?
normal human lifespans; generally normal abilities when in human form (sturdier, stronger, heal faster, but it’s not Vampire Level); they are not normal sized wolves they are HUGE wolves; can transform at will whenever they want but transform compulsively on the full moon, whether or not they’re actually in moonlight; can keep their wits about them during the compulsory transformation with an immense amount of practice and concentration but it’s more usual for them to just find ways to isolate themselves; easier to keep themselves conscious during compulsory transformation if they’re around other werewolves; live in packs of 3-20; generally nowhere NEAR as malicious, violent, petty, or interconnected as vampire society; the vast majority of werewolves are turned by accident and are welcomed into their pack as a “sorry about that, we’re gonna help you cope” deal but in some cases it’s a family tradition. transmission is through non-fatal bites

>If cryptids are real in tvrn are the muppets real? Is kermit a cryptid?
why the fuck are you implying muppets are cryptids i’m shaking with rage

>Acid soup question! How does "having" something work when it comes to crime? If I wanted to steal the Mona Lisa, I'd have to disable the alarms, get it off the wall, and then would it disappear into hammerspace? Or would I have to carry it out while the cops chased me?
for a physical object you’d have to be able to touch it, so you’d have to disable any security measures disallowing touch! but then you’ve Got it and nobody can get it from you unless they kill you and then essentially pick through your rolodex, or somehow otherwise make you choose to Give it to them

>do vampire psychologists exist? like is there a network of them?? given how screwed up vamp society is im pretty sure vamp psychologists would be getting a lot of work.
not in the cradle which is why we’re in this mess

>if minmin shapeshifted into a tsuchinoko just how emotional would bunji get
bunji gets weepy any time minmin shifts into Anything but tsuchinoko would kill him for good

>ira when do we get to cagefight pascal’s sire
the answer to this question is extremely variable depending on actions taken in canon

>ira i’m sad about pascal :(
i know

>are any of the vampires who have been introduced but whose affinities we don’t know yet specialists?
i am not going to answer ANY questions like this you silly bitches. you little sneaks

>sorry if i just missed it, but i was rereading and noticed that east coast is mentioned, but nothing else. what city and ricardo and pascal actually in right now?
that’s actually on purpose! because the first location isn’t important, and i didn’t want readers to overthink it or look too deep into it. also, to a lesser degree, i knew i was going to let readers choose the second location and i wanted to leave things as open-ended as possible (like, if i say he’s in massachusetts, then suddenly u guys wouldn’t be able to choose any cities there as a location, etc.) since u guys decided to go clear across the country it ended up being a non-issue, but in the beginning that was my thought process.

>What Hogwarts houses would the tvrn cast be in?
oh hell yeah i still love houses even tho jkr can eat shit. of the introduced characters:
ricardo - gryffindor
pascal - slytherin
kel - gryffindor
lamb - gryffindor
minoru - slytherin
bunji - hufflepuff
teddy - hufflepuff
rex - gryffindor
jonquil - ravenclaw
jonquil is the only ravenclaw and there’s a severe gryffindor surplus because vampires are dumb as fuck

>Pascal minmin slither-pals....
minmin is head boy and wildly popular and knows every student by name and nobody sits with pascal at dinner

>when are we going to get to see pascal turn into a fucked up bat
i’m being dead serious when i say it’s going to be extremely hard to get him to do that in front of anyone bc he knows he’s going to be mocked for it

are you sure about that. like are you really sure about that

>does the bat look like a stuffed bat with googly eyes
yeah but like ugly, and if it was made by someone who had only heard a Description of a bat

>to be fair to pascal i'm pretty sure every vampire looks like that when they shift into bats because thats exactly what it sounds like vampire society would do. also to be fair to vampire society: even most real bats don't look like bats
fair and true that most bats look extremely made up

>That video where the guys like “MA. THERES A WEIRD FUCKIN CAT OUTSIDE”. That cat. That’s what Pascal’s bat form looks like.
it evokes the same emotions, yes

>bunji’s a noble??? does he have a cool culturally significant vampire job too?
yeah, p much the same rank as minmin! and this hasnt really come up yet but most vampires are happily unemployed

>The vampires that are employed - are their jobs seen as "hobbies" or is every vampire job vital to society, like minoru's?
it’s a mix! some work specifically within vampire frameworks, like minoru (there are other vampire-specific jobs that will come up later) but vampires who work among humans are considered weirdos with weird hobbies

>hi ira! im sorry if someone already asked this or if you talked about this and im not caught up so i havent read the latest phone updates but would vampires have trouble working touch screens because of the blood and body heat thing?
afaik touch screens work via electric charge, which a corpse can still conduct, so nope! no problems

>do vampires HAVE to get their blood directly from people. I might have missed something.
mmm this will be covered. technically, no. it has to be human but it depends on what u mean by Direct

>in the lamb interlude will we be able to fuck kel because im gay for her
maybe. kel is elusive to her wards on the fuck front for very good reasons

>what was kels sire like? except if it's spoilers, but I'm very curious!
kel killed him the second she was strong enough so i have put precisely zero thought into him tbh

>Which of your protagonists (from any of your works) would you get along the best with? Which would you get along the worst with?
oh man when you narrow it down to protags only..... id get along best with maroon for sure. we’d chill. pascal i would kill with my bare hands bc he is a blatant projection of everything i dislike about myself

>which in the tvrn cast would stan ryo asuka and who would want to punch him
stan: minmin, pascal
punch: ricardo, kel, lamb, bunji

>Which of your characters are cat, dog, bird or rodent people?
cat: minmin
dog: ricardo, bunji (but he loves all animals, also he’s not mine but yknow. he gets included), kel, pascal
bird: uh. nobody, probably just bc i personally do not like birds and can’t really imagine having predominant affection for them
rodent: lamb

>who would be pascal's favorite la squandra member
oh shit. uhhh. probably risotto bc he finds him the most attractive and the [pascal voice] Most Cool!!!! his least favorite would be prosciutto, despite the fact that prosciutto would be the second most attractive to him, bc he thinks prosciutto’s nagging is annoying

>who would be pascal’s favorite jojo? :o
JOSUKE!!!!!!!! and u didn’t ask but for the record, ricardo’s would be jolyne

>does the existence of mermaids mean that there are Fair Folk in general? are we never allowed to meet them because thats just a whole new layer of Extreme Fantasy Bitch Politics but sunlight flavored. can we feed constantin to a bog hag and possibly spark a massive supernatural war between vampires and the fair folk?
pretty much everything exists in tvrn, but as pascal said — why worry abt them when vampires are the uncontested top of the food chain

>*o* are we going to meet mermaids in tvrn...
are you going to make our protags, who are creatures with a fatal weakness to natural bodies of water, go fuck around by natural bodies of water

>will there be catboys in tvrn? like, do they exist in the universe for us to potentially encounter? is there a possibility of us meeting catboys? because I will steer pascal and ricardo in any necessary direction for catboys
hm. hm. there are genuinely, this is not me fucking with you, a lot of ways to answer this but all of them are things i want you guys to find out yourselves in canon

>Technically we've already confirmed that Ricardo Could be a catboy if we want him to be, we could totally meet other shifters who would also be catboys
i hate to say it but it goes deeper than this

>How much of Vampire Depression is to do with the fact it's always dark out?
very, very little

>What is Noroi's vampire ability?
i cannot tell u that bc there is a very slim chance that if u make very good friends w minmin u might get to visit the higuchi estate in which case there is then a further slim chance that u might duel him and SO, i can’t spoil it

>Yo! I’m an old quest reader - was there other quests you thought about rebooting? I always was a huge fan of how you wrote a more spooky/horror genre and I’d love to see it again one day! (If you don’t want to answer no worries - I don’t want to take away from the work you’re doing now!!!!)
mmmm tbh not really! most of my dead quests i’m now completely disinterested in or in worst case scenarios embarrassed by — maroon quest is the only one that i think still holds up. the villains win is basically like wild/weary reloaded, tho

>On the topic of dead quests, is there any chance you would be willing to write like a short "ending" or notes on the direction you would have wanted it to go? I mostly ask because I hope Loretta and Paris are okay. That said, I get it if you rather just leave it and move on
i can tell you that i never would have written an ending where paris and loretta aren’t okay. there’s a lot of stuff about loretta quest i don’t want to touch anymore though bc i was in an awful place and the way i was using lq to cope was harmful to me - i was just reliving shit through different lenses instead of processing anything. i’ve said i don’t want it to be left without an ending but i also don’t know when/if i’ll ever want to touch it again

[i mentioned that most of the gore in tvrn will be more of the kill bill variety where someone's head gets chopped off and there's an absurd geyser of blood that lasts two minutes, rather than the saw franchise variety of lingering shots on things that are genuinely stomach-churning, then mused, "but the clowns will be bad." which led to the following messages]

>ira i literally can’t tell if you’re joking or not about scary clowns being in tvrn
i would never fucking joke about something like this

>Will the clowns be kinda sexy tho
of course. obviously. why would you doubt me
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>>Jello shots?
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cumshots are fine.
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other websites don’t have the handy dandy spoiler image we have here, so when i do my update announcements i have to make do
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Is there someone to remind me who is Noroi please ?
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important vampire discourse add me to the tvrn discord so I can @everyone with this

or at least @here
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FRACTAL's DnD character
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correct - my dnd character who ALSO makes a brief cameo in the tvrn spinoff, hence people asking abt his vampiric affinity. >>/quest/909489/

sorry but i'm kind of an extremely neurotic bitch about who can get into direct contact w me via discord so your best bet is to follow request my locked art twitter, @beat0meat. if i can confirm with my eyeballs that you're over 18 and also if based on my own extensive neurosis you don't seem like someone who will get on my nerves, i'll probably confirm the req, and the link to the discord is floating around on there. again, sorry that i'm Like That, but i have wacky intense boundaries on the internet
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dw i assumed there was no tvrn discord, it was a shitpost all along
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time for.... more crossposting

>what's the 'template' of regeneration? will a person with a broken limb have it fully healed when they become a vampire? what about more permanent things like lower-body paralysis, or brain damage? does regeneration pull from some template in the DNA?
any injuries you had before you were turned that wouldn’t have healed by human standards will not heal — i.e. if the vampire who turned you broke your arm in the attack, that will heal. but if you already had, for example, a limp, or if you were visually impaired, or even little things like scars — anything that would be permanent by human standards — those things won’t go away. this also means if a vampire rips your arm off while turning you, uhhhh, it’s gone, and that’s the basis your undead body will always return to in terms of regeneration/healing bc it was gone while you were still human, soooo. be careful guys!!!

>what if someone puts a vampire in a blender. can they recover
no because that counts as simultaneous destruction of the head and heart. if you put everything but their head in a blender they’d be fine but very irritated with you

>Can Ricardo dance? He can't, can he?
he absolutely cannot.

>do vampire dens Have to be location based? can there be like. internet clique vampire dens. tumblr kinnies with duel rules about killing doubles. a den of vampires still on usenet for some reason. obscure almost-forgotten forum vampire den
oh there’s for sure online covens. DENS are location based but [2010s vampire voice] Found Coven

>If you did something horrible to solid food, like put a hamburger in a blender with some water, could a vampire eat that? Soup, I guess I'm saying
why do yuo guys ask me such horrible things

>If a shifters animal form is covered completely covered in feathers/fur, for example a crow, are they more resistant to sunlight? (other than exposed areas and eyes, of course)
nope!! same old same old

>if a vampire put on sunscreen would that help?
nope! the sunlight weakness is a Magicky thing more than a physical thing

>Do vampires ever shift their dicks to be bad fanfic proportions? Like 18 inches and stuff
of course they do

>is a vampire wearing silver jewelry seen as really badass or really dumbass?
extremely dumbass and also over time it would just burn a jewelry-shaped trough in you (wearing a cross or other religious emblem if you’re religious isn’t seen in the same way since it’s 1. not as physically harmful and 2. is understood as a choice irt deep personal values instead of just ‘welcome to jackass’)

>Would minmin ever ship a vampire with another type of monster, or is his matchmaking career strictly limited to vampire and vampire relationships, either by personal decision or familial tradition/law? Vamp/Jiangshi/Werewolf/Swamp Thing is taboo
career-wise his job is vampires only — actually his job is Political matches only, and he bends the rules 1. for extra money and 2. bc his sire, naotaro, is not a traditionalist and has been slowly pushing the higuchi line away from rigid political matchmaking for the past two centuries, and not without opposition, because of his [older vampire voice] Radical views on marrying for love. aside from that in just a general sense, you would be very hard pressed to find another monster who Wants to be with a vampire. they are not well liked. but it happens!

>How many vampires go to Halloween parties in cheesy vampire costumes?
tons of them. this is something that is considered universally funny in vampire culture

>are we going to meet any werewolves in tvrn?
i dunno. are you?

>Maybe a weird thing to ask, but it's been bugging me. Why can't modern vampires see their reflection? I know the thing use to be because mirrors were made with silver and silver repels the undead/evil so it wouldn't even show their reflection. Today most mirrors are made with aluminum since it's cheaper.
because it’s cool

>How wild did vampires get when they realized they could videotape having sex and watch themselves for the first time
vampires realizing they showed up in video at all was just a fucking circus bc it was their first opportunity to observe themselves in motion since they were turned (so most older vampires at that point had completely forgotten what they looked like in motion.) u know how you’ll be admiring yourself in the mirror but none of the selfies turn out, bc u just look that much better in motion? imagine not having that, for CENTURIES. but also yeah it took them abt two seconds to point it at fuck, too

>Do TVRN vampires know what vore is and do they consider what they do as vore???? The people need to know :O
i mean vampires who use the internet a lot know. and they don’t think it counts but if they Know what vore is then obviously they joke about it

>Hey if vampires can't eat solid food, can they eat ass. Also did swallowing Ricardo's c*m really give Pascal vamp indigestion or was that just a taste thing
it was just a taste thing and of COURSE they can eat ass. what would be the point of vampires who don’t eat ass

>are there any vampires who just don’t *like* eating ass?

>i know you’ve said all cryptids and supernatural creatures exist in tvrn, but what about witches (or any human practitioners of magic, or a magic system in general?)
there is a magic system that humans, fae, and dragons can access but it’s almost certainly going to come up in the vegas arc so i won’t say anything about it. vampires no longer count as humans

>will we get to fuck a dragon
are you going to go and make them hunt down a dragon you horny little fool

>Will there be any M/F pairings in TVRN?
profoundly unlikely

>Does any tvrn species (vampires, mermaids...) have magical soulmate bonds? Or is it all regular soulmate bonds i.e. communication and listening skills?
i hate soulmate aus and everything related to them fjdkfjdj so yeah it’s all Communication and they all have just as much difficulty with it as humans do. except for bigfoots whose communities are built on compassion and active listening and have the lowest divorce rate of any species in the universe

>did u name pascal pascal bc a pascal is an unit of internal pressure/stress? 🤔
no i named pascal pascal because it’s cute and he’s half french. but that’s a cool theory and you’re free to continue believing that i’m that smart if you want

>So what do we have to do if we want to see Bunji naked
i consulted sunny about this and she said either you have to endure a threesome with him and minmin or bond with him enough that he wants to do old man shit with ricardo like. go to a public bath/sauna or something

the other thing you all missed in my anon inbox is someone tried to argue that giving a vampire from transylvania a sesame street count von count accent perpetuates offensive stereotypes and they were being literally one billion percent serious. i do an immense service by combing through these and only crossposting the good stuff
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I know you said the shapeshifting rules only really allowed for existing biological creatures and not objects, but after you mentioned The Count, in my heart and soul, I want nothing more than to meet a shifter who can turn into a felt puppet The Count.
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re:mirrors I hate to be this guy but ACKSHUALLY it was never because of silver, it's not like the dirtfuck peasants passing these superstitions around could afford the silver for a fancy-ass mirror, it's just because of superstitions about reflections and the soul and OBVIOUSLY vampires are soulless monsters so it's actually more historically correct for a vampire not to have any sort of reflection at all
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??? Muppets are people
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how i feel when im drawing a TVRN update vs how i actually look
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anyway yaaaaaay we did it
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Congrats on balls in the shot I always believed you could pull it off my dude
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Hey fractal, if your vampires were real, and it became publiccally known they were real, what would you want humanity to do with that knowledge? Legally? Should it be legal right for vampires to feed?

Supernatural creatures legal rights and status in todays society keeps me up at night. Is a werewolf legally resposible for any murders they commit under a feral transformation? If a boy with latent paychic powers kills someone by accidentally releasing them, should they be charged with manslaughter?
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if my vampires were real i would want them to come fuck me to death and then i wouldn’t have to worry about any of the technical shit
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I feel like there's few insults that compare to telling a vampire to swim.
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im actually cranky that you guys excelled so much at securing a safe escape for ricardo and pascal bc it means rex and jonquil won't be relevant for ages now. so i'm tiding myself over by drawing porn
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like, a lot of it
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with like, all of my spare time
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you know how it is. also behold my COMPLETELY inconsistent file naming
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Gotta have that toe blood tbh
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pleased to report that there are absolutely zero vampires in tvrn who suck toes

anyway, mini announcement, updates are gonna slow down for a bit bc im too hyped about jojo’s bizarre adventure to live or breathe and the only thing that soothes the beast within my chest is churning out endless pages of doujin about evil mafia men tragically in love so i’m doing that for a bit. i’ll come back when i wear myself out a little bit and also when said gay mafia villains are all dead and i thereby stop caring about the rest of the season
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hey so uhhh a patreon is a thing that's finally happening https://www.patreon.com/iraprince
no aspects of my quests are actually being monetized besides a stretch goal to start a new one; nothing is really changing. but i have some cool goodies on here like behind the scenes stuff and downloads of my digital sketchbooks, polls for bonus content, and my favorite tier which is embarrassing love notes each month from your fav fractal quest characters
check it out if u want!
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also im behind on lore crossposts again

>has anyone ever asked about the effects of garlic in the tvrn universe
pascal mentions super briefly that garlic superstition is ridiculous but jokes on him bc if he ever ate a clove he sure would throw up. that counts

>was there a better way to handle the oyabun situation? what about a worse way?
there were ABSOLUTELY worse ways. being openly defiant or combative to her would have gone very badly. as for better.... mmm it’s hard to say. we haven’t really seen the full consequences/changes that have come from the way that situation was handled yet, or how it’s changed the dynamic between chidori and nanako yet. things could have gone very Differently but it’s hard to say whether a different outcome would objectively be better or worse

>can i ask how your style developed so that character noses are a sometimes thing? i cannot phrase it in a way that doesnt sound wrong in some way but i legitimately am curious dont think its bad arent judging u (i know the anime stigma in art circles)
i think it was that in visual shorthand (if it’s a distance model, if i’m just doodling) i never put noses on them and then i just ended up realizing i thought it was really cute like that even in more detailed drawings. now for me actually drawing noses is just a tool to communicate the angle of the face if needed

>Do buff vampires need to have muscles or is it all magic? Do they need to work out and pump iron or are they just, vampire?
it’s both! if two vampires both have the power affinity, are the same general age, and have both fed at around the same time — so basically, if all the Vampire Magic is on equal footing — the person who has done more physical training is going to be stronger, so vampires who are Serious Duelists put time and effort into their bodies too.

>Is there any way to stop being a vampire, other than death?
nope! you’re in it for the long haul! it wouldn’t be horror otherwise!

>so eastern europe took ages to adopt the gregorian calendar so pascal probably grew up using the old julian calendar and he doens't seem like the type to learn the new one. so can pascal tell the date. does he know what day it is
[holding my head in my hands] oh my god. oh my god you’re right. he wouldn’t learn it. he wouldn’t care. he doesn’t know what day it is

>can vampires turn animals to be vampires? logistically i realize that this would be a terrible thing to do, the animals would kill without thinking of not being discovered, etc etc, but I also feel like maybe some vampires would try to do it without considering the consequences
nope, only humans can be turned into vampires! this extends to any other sapient creatures in the tvrn universe — humans ONLY, all the way down

>would you be willing to say what the known oldest vampires age is? or like a ballpark? We know pascal is young and ricardo is baby, but how old is old as shit in tvrn?
the oldest vampire that we’ll probably meet in tvrn is like, 5000, and that’s old as SHIT. a vampire like kel in the 1300-ish range is considered, like, Established and Competent and Cool. a vampire who’s like 400-500 like bunji is respectable. a vampire who’s 250-ish like pascal is considered Just old enough to take seriously

>wait do vampires feed off of like. sirens/bigfeet/werewolves/other vampires? like can they do that instead of humans. like all the many issues with that aside
they Could feed off other sapient creatures but the taste is Off, and also other creatures are generally much more able to defend themselves so there’s no reason for them to put in the extra effort. as pascal has mentioned briefly, they do kill other creatures for territory, though. vampires feeding on other vampires is something that needs to be explored in the thread!

>i hope this isn't spoilers but... do the old as shit vampires actually remember all their life? or even a 1000yo vampire. like, that's a Lot of years to be alive. does their memory kind of start to deteriorate after a while?
it’s not really spoilers! it depends on the vampire. kel’s got shit pretty together but she doesn’t sweat the details; the 5000 y/o vamp i mentioned remembers Everything. a lot of it hinges on how much you Want to remember

>how does pascal feel about slime videos
he hasn’t discovered them yet but when he does he’s going to go fucking apeshit and by apeshit i mean “laying on the couch watching them for hours at a time bc he has depression”

>If you like dipped a chicken nugget in blood could a vamp eat it and not throw up? If a hamburger is bloody enough but literally and unironically could Pascal know true joy? Is there a blood-to-food ratio you could achieve where eating a Cheetos wouldn't fuck up your shitty yet superior vampire body?
no. all is puke. no solid food whatsoever

>Ok but would that mean vampires can drink milk? Are there lactose intolerant vampires? Do they puke if they drink milk
i’m just gonna be honest and say that you guys are about a thousand times more interested in the technicalities of this than i ever will be

>in tvrn, do different blood types have different tastes? or is it all placebo effect for those that do think it. "dude i SWEAR this one tasted better i SW-" "theyre all the same. theyre all the fucking same, oh my god"
it is absolutely the latter. any vampire who claims to taste the difference between blood types is bullshitting

>who in tvrn and acid soup smokes weed
- pascal when he can get it but he can’t currently bc everyone hates him
- jonquil
- minmin will socially but doesn’t on his own
- naotaro
- two of kel’s wards but you haven’t met them yet

acid soup:
- belial
- ne
- like every member of the sukebun
- lowry doesn’t currently but when she discovers it it’s going to help a lot
- cain

[solemnly] ricardo big cat pupils.

>Your work in color is so stunning and atmospheric - is there a reason you decided to keep TVRN in grayscale?
the primary and extremely unglamorous answer is update speed! it is about a billion times faster + easier to go “ok ~6 shades of grey, 3 shades of red” rather than juggling, like u said, palettes focused on atmosphere and trying to keep palettes across an entire cast of characters more or less consistent the way i do in acid soup. it’s not totally a workflow economy choice tho!!! it is also a loving nod to black and white vampire films, like nosferatu and the bela lugosi dracula.

>so if kel has roughly 400 wards and constantin has like sixty, and he's younger than her too.... kel could probably likely easily snap him in half, right
if it was one on one, yes. but aggressing him is aggressing the entire cradle and all affiliated houses

>Do vampires begin to weaken when they are very old or do they never stop to grow stronger ?
if all other factors are exactly the same, an older vampire will always be stronger at baseline than a younger one. but all factors are rarely exactly the same! as an example, i once mentioned offhand that there will be a character in tvrn who is roughly 5000 years old. but he’s generally averse to violence (at least by vampiric standards) and has had no interest in learning to fight beyond the bare minimum of what’s necessary to defend himself and his wards. kel is 1300, has devoted her life to warfare, and would crush him like a saltine cracker. in the same way, pascal is half bunji’s age, and bunji is a power type, but he was still able to break bunji’s ankle (even though he injured himself doing it) because he was freshly fed and bunji hadn’t fed for an indeterminate amount of time. there are always ways to level the playing field!

>how does kel make time for all 400 of her wards? :O?
she kind of doesn’t. though she turns them all personally in small batches of 3-4 at a time (unlike many cradle families who use branching “the wards of my wards are automatically Mine” systems), most of them are trained and brought up by her older, trusted wards, and she spends the most personal time with the ones who have the most potential. kel is much better in terms of basic decency than most other powerful sires, but she is faaaaar from perfect, and she is a warlord — her main purpose behind creating new vampires is military power, not companionship.

>I know Pascal turned Ricardo by accident but how do most vampires approach turning someone? Do they ask first?
it depends. the vast majority of cradle houses do not, and turn humans against their will based on the sire’s personal taste. the higuchi family, as an example, approaches humans and proposes the turn clearly and honestly, like a business proposal. most american nomadic vampires turn people they already know for companionship. kel only turns women who manage to hunt her down and demand it

>i mean if you were a housebound wife drop spindling all the damn year long and then one day you see kel carrying her horse down the lane who wouldn't snap their husband's neck and chase after her
RIGHT. this is exactly the mood

>Do any vampires decide to shift into animals permanently or semi-permanently?
you wouldn’t be able to hold a shift that dramatic permanently! a vampire who’s competent at shifting could hold a form they’re comfortable with for a few hours without breaks in a relaxed context (i.e. turning into a bat to fly somewhere); one of kel’s wards who is a shifter can hold one of her forms in an aggressive combat context/at full exertion for abt 15 minutes, which is considered pretty intense.

>how long can pascal hold his jackal form?
in theory, like 40 mins. in practice, like 40 seconds bc he HATES not being able to talk

>Does Kel believe dead vampires go to Valhalla?
she has an opinion. she has a fucking WEIRD opinion
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>pascal mentions super briefly that garlic superstition is ridiculous but jokes on him bc if he ever ate a clove he sure would throw up. that counts

I love that this implies that despite what he says, Pascal has avoided garlic for 250 years.
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Are you ever messing with Dhampirs/daywalkers in this setting at all? Can't help but love my Blade's and Bloodraynes so I gotta ask.
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he sure has.

nope. tvrn vampires cannot reproduce
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anyway it's ricardo's mom love hours
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Blade was born from a pregnant human being bit by a vampire, so what you're saying is that Blade would be stillborn in TVRN or birthed normally?

Granted the mother having to spend three days DEAD before being turned requirement would really fuck with their development unless the sire could perform a c-section to save the child in that period.

You know, if there would be a quest just about being a single Mom on tgchan, I'd bet the protagonist would be just like her. I don't think a tgchan quest HAS tackled trying to be a parent before... for good reason. Would be funny though.

Why does Mamma Ricardo have to be so cool
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yeah no, being turned requires the person dying so in that case no kid, and in the tvrn universe being bitten non-fatally has no supernatural effects so the kid would just be born normally. no vampire kids possible in any circumstances
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anyway my twitter+tumblr audience cares abt stuff like this but idk if my strictly tgchan one does but i’m gonna post it anyway for the sake of it being new art; i have acrylic charms in the works and i’m like. stoked abt it
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