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124805 No. 124805 ID: 270774

i don't like em puttin chemicals in the water that turn the frickin frogs gay
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No. 125492 ID: 270774

if you like looking at my drawings and you want to look at more of my drawings, i have a drawthread where i have dumped a bunch of my drawings and to which i will add more drawings for probably like a while because i have a big backlog of stuff from my hiatus https://tgchan.org/kusaba/draw/res/40307.html
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No. 125503 ID: 270774

hey to whoever completely filled out the acid soup page on the tgchan wiki, you fucking rule

also these have been building up fast lately lmao sorry for spamming

>Does Pascal love Carley Rae Jepsen?
of course he does. he’s bi

>Do any of the tvrn cast like vampire weekend
no but this is only because i, the author, can’t stand them

>NOT THE SAME ANON BUT WHAT’S WRONG WITH VAMPIRE WEEKEND
Boring

>If the tvrn cast were to dress up for Halloween would they go as vampires and think it was hilarious. Would Pascal wear a cape
kel and pascal think it’s hilarious and they both ABSOLUTELY wear capes. lamb and ricardo are on strike together

>I'm imagining lamb and Ricardo sitting on a couch with a bowl of popcorn in blood sauce watching the shitty Halloween special movies on TV with an abandoned bucket of candy on the porch and a note taped to the door reading "die." I'm 100% sure at least some of this is against canon but lamb and Ricardo should absolutely be grouchy suffer buddies at some point
they absolutely cannot have popcorn but if you guys play your cards right the rest of this could all happen

>Will there every be a full colour cast photo of tvrn? I must know if kel has freckles and also if Ricardo is bottle bleached to Shit blond
oh yeah i can do that. no freckles on kel sadly but TWO later cast members have em

[context for this next one: i mentioned on my personal twitter account that my intended design for kel is for her to be heavily tattooed, but that i decided to drop it for tvrn for the sake of keeping the art fast and easy; i got this question shortly after posting that]
>WHAT WOULDL KELS TATTOOS BE
the actual textual basis for vikings having tattoos is extremely sparse but also i’m out here fabricating an entire branch of the bathory family so, yknow. but anyway half traditional norse gael designs and half shitty biker tattoos

>Tvrn character's favourite musicals?
i absolutely do not know enough about musicals to answer this question i’m so sorry
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No. 125526 ID: 270774
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125526

now that you guys have solved my murder puzzle i thought it might be fun to go over all the different murder experiences you could've had

A - asshole guy, too small for his clothes to be useful, and difficult to get alone. this encounter would have been really annoying and mostly would've been me baiting ricardo into getting mad enough to just pulverize the guy.

B - this guy and this couple were too close together - you wouldn't have been able to get the guy alone without the couple noticing you were there. balcony overall was just a bad hunting spot.

C - a guy ricardo's size who would have been the simplest and fastest mark - no talking, just yanking him into an alley. murder puzzle on easy mode.

D - this is the guy pascal danced with - the "puzzle" in this one would have been to guess that from him being extremely visibly fucked up that it would be better not to feed on him, and to move onto a different target. now that i think about it, you guys picking him and failing could have fucked a lot of the rest of the evening up really hard

E - murder puzzle hard mode - ricardo's size, and seemingly perfect bc he was walking somewhere alone, but you would have followed him into an alley only to find that he was trying to mug a pair of barhoppers, and then had to navigate that scenario. pascal would've praised you for getting three wallets instead of just one

F - jacket guy! murder puzzle medium mode. ricardo's size, personable and open to interaction, but with the added challenge of the fact that he was heading into a crowded building and you'd still have to find a way to get him alone. i was actually really happy that you guys picked him bc i thought besides wasted guy he was the most interesting/enjoyable scenario.

G - extremely obviously people hanging out in a group - bad marks that pascal would have scolded you for considering.

and finally, H - ricardo's normal fare. easy and safe, but ricardo would've still been pretty out of it for the rest of the night, and pascal would have been bored and unimpressed.

idk if this kind of thing is interesting to u guys but if it is, let me know! i know that i personally always like to know about the "what couldve been" re: branching paths and alternate choices
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No. 125528 ID: 70df1e

>>125526
THIS IS REALLY INTERESTING!! im glad we picked who we did but its pretty cool to see the other options!
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No. 125539 ID: b45094

>>125526
I find this stuff super interesting, so I'd be thrilled to hear anything more like it in the future!
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No. 125546 ID: ce950c

I'll second the others- I think we all really like to peek behind the curtain once in a while!
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No. 125571 ID: 270774
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hey here's the first ever drawing of pascal done...... idk a while ago
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No. 125572 ID: 270774
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and here's the first drawing i ever did of ricardo which, uh, woof. there was a learning curve here. also weird that it looks like he has pascal's birthmark here but that wasn't intentional, it's just a stray mark or something
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No. 125611 ID: 270774

aaand another batch of inbox answers. only three but they’re important

>are there more vampire affinities besides strength, shapeshifting, and hypnosis? or is that a spoiler?
almost everything can be sorted into those three categories (the third category is actually psychic abilities and hypnosis as an affinity is a branch of that) - any affinity or ability that doesn’t fit in those categories doesn’t have a specific category name, it’s just referred to as “special” or “other” or etc. there will be vampires with special affinities later!

>i have a really important lore question. do tvrn vampires have to use the bathroom
they have to pee but once you become one of the living dead you never poop ever again. for ETERNITY

>you know how bats pee like constantly do tvrn vamprires also do that
they do NOT
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No. 125656 ID: 36183c

BIG
DICK
E N E R G Y
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No. 125658 ID: 2ff745

Let’s be honest. Nobody has more potent Big Dick Energy than Kel.
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No. 125660 ID: 270774
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125660

>>/quest/903325 i made this design to poke fun at myself but then of course i ended up getting genuinely attached to him so heres a daki
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No. 125666 ID: 36183c

>>125660
his name is daki? thats really cute!
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No. 125669 ID: 270774

>>125666
i mean. it is now
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No. 125670 ID: 270774

>>125666
(what i meant was it’s a mockup of a dakimakura, as in the anime body pillows, but i think it’s extremely cute that you didn’t interpret it as that)
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No. 125675 ID: 270774

also when i answer stuff in itq im gonna crosspost it here just bc 1. i know that not everyone who reads my stuff might regularly check the rest of the dis boards and 2. i just would like to have everything organized and in one place
SO,
>>/questdis/125672
>>/questdis/125673
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No. 125680 ID: 36183c

>>125670
oh my god i didnt realise ahahaha

also: oh no lamb! :( though there truly is no more christian concept than "I can still bear [painful cross burns] so my heart is weak", honestly, I love it.
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No. 125683 ID: 270774

>>125680
[gay catholic fingerguns]
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No. 125684 ID: 5b93d3

Fractal, hey Fractal, Fractal listen to me.

>>/quest/903325
>the ghost king actually looks like this bc of course he does. its a fractal quest what did you expect. idiot
>>125660
i made this design to poke fun at myself but then of course i ended up getting genuinely attached to him so heres a daki

Fractal you are a treasure.
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No. 125688 ID: 270774
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125688

>>125684
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No. 125689 ID: 270774
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125689

ALSO i invited people on tumblr to send me asks to answer ic, like a direct ITQ, so i'll be crossposting those here too. sorry that i spam this thread so much i just love answering questions so i end up with a lot of Bonus Material

>lowry! what do u like abt sweat?
LOWRY: i’ve started to really appreciate that it sees the world in a different way from me.
LOWRY: and it’s honest to me. i mean, i know it has to be, since angels can’t lie anyway, but - it’s like, i think it would be no matter what, you know?
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No. 125690 ID: 270774
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125690

>Dear Cain: what are your thoughts on Sweat?
CAIN:
CAIN:
CAIN:
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No. 125691 ID: 270774
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125691

CAIN: sucks
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No. 125692 ID: 270774
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125692

>Constantin: What was the last time you saw Pascal like?
CONSTANTIN: my, my. what a horrid thing to ask.
CONSTANTIN: you really have no manners.
CONSTANTIN: it was such awful business, after all –
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No. 125693 ID: 270774
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125693

ME: HEY
ME: nice try, you little sneak
ME: no face reveals or plot spoilers via character questions
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No. 125699 ID: 2755f5

I'm so happy to see Zjaha back in a quest again
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No. 125703 ID: 8da8a1

Is it even physically possible for there to be a straight vampire in TVRN? Because I'm realizing that vampire culture is just gay culture plus immortality and immorality. Also just by percentage how many vampires own more than one copy of The Lost Boys?
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No. 125712 ID: 270774

>>125699
enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>125703
goofs in-universe answer: no. there are no straight vampires, period. every vampire on earth is gay or bi/pan. if you were straight as a human you wake up and you;'re gay, and also dead
serious in-universe answer: i mean i guess statistically there have to be straight ones somewhere. it's like saying aliens don't exist, it's just not logically sound even though you'll probably never meet one
semi-serious meta answer: i'm not interested in writing about or drawing straight people so functionally all vampires are gay

percentage of lost boys copy ownership: 30% of vampires have seen it, 20% own a copy, 100% of the 20% who own a copy have more than one because once you have ONE copy you just kind of start accumulating them, especially because the immortal generally have nothing better to do than steal dvds. i know the overall percentage of those who have seen it seems kind of low but many of these assholes literally still live in castles
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No. 125739 ID: 8da8a1

The Most Mediocre Cryptid: The One Straight Vampire On Earth
EVIDENCE FOUND TO CONFIRM THE LEGEND?!

A shitty cloth belt and khakis from target found disposed alongside a bloodless corpse in a hotel near Philadelphia PA. The hotel manager says one of the people involved looked "disgustingly hetrosexual" and "like a limp fish left out in the sun put in a shirt". Our investigators will find the truth of these disturbing findings.
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No. 125743 ID: 270774

>>125739
deeply intrigued by the implication here that this vampire takes off his pants immediately after feeding and then just leaves them there
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No. 125744 ID: 8da8a1

>>125743
It was supposed to be like a "had to jump out the window to avoid the hotel manager banging on the door" kinda situation but it was also 4am and I just thought that's what straight people did
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No. 125745 ID: d887c0

>>125744
Am straight and can confirm that we have a hard time keeping our pants on.
Or maybe that's just me.
I should probably buy a belt.
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No. 125748 ID: 270774

>>125745
EXTREMELY, INTENSELY INTRIGUED BY THE FURTHER IMPLICATION THAT THE STRAIGHT VAMPIRE LEFT HIS PANTS BEHIND ON ACCIDENT
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No. 125762 ID: 8da8a1
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125762

Porky pig is the one straight vampire on earth
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No. 125763 ID: 733bd9

Straight Vampire: Appears
Pants: Disappears.
This is a new vampire rule, huh?
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No. 125810 ID: 270774
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125810

oh, time to mention - minoru and bunji's DARK BACKSTORIES as characters is that they actually started life as.......... dangan ronpa fancharacters, belonging to myself and to sunny, who is the author of life after death here on tgchan!! (>>/quest/900557) surprise, we're best friends, lol. bunji art here obviously done by her, not me

we've idly kicked around the idea of a dangan ronpa quest that would include these two and a dozen others but like..... that would be a far way off bc we're both busy

of course as a vampire it no longer makes sense for bunji to be a baker, so he's been keeping himself busy other ways. also they're both much MEANER as vampires than they are as hope's peak students
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No. 125845 ID: 270774

mooooore cc inbox crossposting

>does pascal listen to evanescence .
obviously. obviousl

>Is the vampire world also suffering from a top shortage, like we are?
no. vampires want for nothing. their sexual ecosystem is paradise

>do vampires get drunk easier bc they have no / less blood
actually it’s the opposite - their tolerance is generally a bit higher than it was as a human due to just having higher constitution overall, but it still varies widely between individuals

>hi ira!!! i was just wondering, how long does it take you to draw a panel for a quest?? you seem to whip them out so fast omggg
a four image tvrn update takes me roughly two hours - so, with a little wiggle room for googling reference when needed and fucking around a little, about a half hour per panel, when it’s a monochrome quest like tvrn (instead of full color like acid soup) and all of the things in the panels are easy for me to draw (like closeups of mean boys making mean faces)

>Ne's 1 night only drunk quest adventures
god. god. i would consider it

>I'm all emotional at the moment and just teared up a bit reading the update because of minmin referring to bunji as his husband constantly because that's so NICE and he LOVES HIM and they're MARRIED. Married vampires. Is good. Is Kel married to any/all of her girls? Is there a Best ending where Pascal and Ricardo get married wearing white suits and also Pascal's sire officiates
IM GLAD IT STICKS OUT bc i purposefully make them shoehorn in “my husband” whenever possible. they’ve been married for about 20 years and are no less stoked about it now than they were in the beginning, and they will both continue to be stoked about it for the rest of eternity. remember that tweet that’s like “the best marriage advice i ever received was to always act like a cartoon wolf whenever your spouse takes their shirt off no matter how long you’ve been together.” that’s minbun.
anyway: kel frequently falls in love with her wards but usually doesn’t act on it - that’ll be discussed later so that’s all i’m saying rn!
and, of course, the best ending of tvrn is 100% in your guys’ hands........ but i WILL say the best ending of tvrn will always include pascal’s sire being fuckig dead
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No. 125881 ID: 93fae2

heres my contribution to the "how dare someone imply ricardo is a top" deal a while back: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HAGYeWgkZc
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No. 125905 ID: 1872dc

>>125810
This is the best thing I've ever learned thank you. Thank you.

>>125845
Kel is cool.
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No. 125929 ID: 270774
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125929

kel and pascal could switch based on context. also an argument can be made that bunji is actually chaotic horny - his emotional intimacy kink means that he has the potential to get uncontrollably horny any time minmin does ANYTHING cute or thoughtful or romantic, and you could argue that unpredictability outweighs his chivalry and old fashioned values
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No. 125930 ID: 270774

also for clarity’s sake >>/quest/906325/ talking is a free action in tvrn lol but GOD i wish i had been a fly on the wall to listen while someone read all of that specific dialogue aloud
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No. 125931 ID: 23dc9d

Just wanted to tell you I had a tvrn dream last night. Bunji was going to reveal his secret technique so he took off his glove(??) to reveal his hand turned into a single white cat paw. This seemed like more of a Minmin thing and idk where he was in the dream so I think I just mentally merged them into one being. I hope this sacred information is useful to u
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No. 125934 ID: 2755f5

Zjaha is my spirit animal

I was laughing so hard at the smooch response
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No. 125940 ID: f3ccf4

>>125930
i feel that people wouldn't push stalling via talking so hard if they knew this, but i literally cant complain because this dialogue is flawless and amazing
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No. 125942 ID: 270774

>>125931
this rules

>>125934
i’m gonna be real and admit that i don’t at all understand zjaha’s continued and apparently intense popularity but i’m happy all the same

>>125940
oh i mean it def still counts as stalling just not in a particularly literal way. also yes i love it and i love writing dumb dialogue like this
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No. 125943 ID: 270774
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125943

oh, and another tumblr crosspost:

>Pascal: What's the worst haircut you've ever had?
PASCAL: ehehehe….. euuhh… this is very embarrassing, but….
PASCAL: in the 80′s and 90′s, i was drawn into some very silly things.
PASCAL: everyone was doing it! it was cool! the music was good and nobody fussed over my teeth!
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No. 125945 ID: 270774

so, i made a nsfw curiouscat and people flooded it within hours because apparently there was a pending demand there that i did not know about. right now there’s so many answers already that i don’t want to copy paste them and also i would feel weird copy pasting them here because even the ones that have good info are uh, very much prefaced by people enthusiastically saying they want to fuck my characters (thanks, btw! i love that, genuinely!) so instead i’m just gonna post the link for you to browse (and use, if u want) at your leisure https://curiouscat.me/beat0meat

sfw questions from my main cc will still be copy pasted to crosspost bc not all the questions i get there are about quests and it would be dumb to make u guys scroll through like, stuff about my hair and shit
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No. 125978 ID: 270774
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125978

ok this is the best announcement ive ever had to make which is me and the wife got tickets to a fetish party ive wanted to go to for the past six years and ive got two weeks to make our extremely blasphemous costumes happen

what this means for you guys is im updating tvrn tonight but then after that i have NO idea whats going to happen to my update schedule until the party because i tend to get really sucked into projects like this and also i intend for these to be, uh, elaborate

halloween is my christmas so i guess you could say this is me potentially taking a holiday vacation lol

(i mean maybe the costumes will take way less work than im anticipating and ill be able to sneak in a few updates here and there but for now im just planning for a quiet two weeks)
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No. 125981 ID: d887c0

>>125978
Sounds good. You crazy kids have fun.
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No. 125989 ID: 2791fd
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125989

https://youtu.be/kojsc6SiMr4

hello a while ago i made a comment about pascal looking like a furby and this is the logical conclusion of that thought
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No. 125997 ID: d887c0

>>125989
It's the spitting image.
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No. 126003 ID: 1872dc

>>125943
I hate so much how fucking wrong Pascal is about his hair it's so hot what an asshole

>>125978
That's rad
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No. 126029 ID: 11b5c9
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126029

hi it's me on the wrong quest! i was told to post this here as well so... its bunji and his snake husband!! bunji is my character haha so i'm very invested in his marriage. he was, at one point in his 400 years, a singer! so he likes to serenade minmin, and having a husband who is a big snake is perfect for dancing :-)
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No. 126032 ID: 9d6446

>>126029
1) bunji rules and you rule for making him
2) HE SINGS?? Ricardo on violin and bunji on vocals team up when? (Once the duel is over they get to be friends.... Right?)
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No. 126036 ID: 8da8a1

Shout out to Pascal's very tight pants for somehow not ripping after all the acrobatic kicks he has done.
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No. 126037 ID: 1872dc

>>126029
aaaaaaaaaaa
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No. 126047 ID: 270774
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126047

hey in the meantime im trying to fund my stupid life. get some dirt cheap art because i open commission slots once every billion years but this shit is perpetually open https://ko-fi.com/iraprince

unlimited slots means turnover can be a little pokey but that's how it is
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No. 126048 ID: 270774

oh and dont clog up this thread w questions about this i just posted it here so people would see it. if you've got questions hmu in my drawthread https://tgchan.org/kusaba/draw/res/40307.html
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No. 126055 ID: 270774
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126055

drew this in response to a ricardo love message on tumblr and so of course it is only fair that you guys get to see him too
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No. 126105 ID: 23ddfd

The more we learn about the Bathories the more I get the impression that this version of Elizabeth Bathory was like this one from a 70's exploitation movie
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No. 126106 ID: 23ddfd
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Sorry! I hit send instead file selection!
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No. 126256 ID: 270774

>>126105
ok i need the name of the film tho

anyway i am about to WELL AND TRULY spam yall bc my inbox has been piling up again and some of these answers (esp the first one) are ones i think are like, genuinely important

>what are the different kinds of vampire affinities?
OKAY YAAAA i’ve answered this in brief before but now that we’ve met some more characters i wanna give a more in depth answer. there’s four main categories that all break down into more specific categories: power, psychic, shifting, and special/other. all vampires have at least a little bit of each of the three first categories, but it’s normal to have one you’re firmly sorted into and one you’re especially bad at.

POWER types like bunji are either strength (like him), speed, or durability/regeneration. there’s often overlap, but if there isn’t, you can kind of train yourself up within the category more easily than you could learn something from a completely different category. all vampires have enhanced strength/speed/regeneration to some extent compared to humans, but power vampires outstrip their peers significantly.

PSYCHIC types have a lot more wishy-washy overlap than other categories, but can generally be broken down into clairvoyance, telekinesis, or hypnosis/telepathy (like pascal!) most vampires have the ability for short range, non-specific telepathy (and usually use this for communication when shifted into animal forms), and some can be vaguely suggestive/jedi-mind-tricky to humans, but only those who naturally have the affinity can do anything more dramatic or refined than that. the view on hypnosis as an affinity varies a lot culturally; for vampires that live communally in a “hive” format where most don’t hunt for themselves (like cradle vampires), it’s considered embarrassing and useless, but for vampires who mostly blend with humans and live out their lives within wider society (like american vampires and most nomadic vamp cultures), it’s considered incredibly useful, even though it provides no benefit in duels.

SHIFTERS are very skewed to one category: almost all of them have the innate ability to transform into various animals. a very small portion are much better at changing their form to precisely mimic the appearance of other humanoids, including vocally, and an even smaller amount are best at transforming into........ inanimate objects. getting saddled with that last one is universally considered extremely sad and lame. (as in the other categories, though, it IS possible for a vampire to learn more stuff within their own affinity over time.) all vampires can shift into one animal form, and the vast majority choose the bat for the sake of utility and the ability to blend in anywhere in the world. once their first form is set, learning a second form for any vampire without the affinity is either extremely strenuous and difficult or, in some cases, completely impossible. there’s no known limit to how many forms a shifter can learn, but each one after the first handful is challenging and requires extensive practice and study, even for talented vampires.

finally, SPECIAL affinities are just ones that don’t fit into any of the former categories; this tends to be stuff like elemental abilities, extremely specific powers, family curses, etc. they’re rare, and tend to be very prized as duelists because a lot of them are specifically harmful/violent in nature. vampires with special abilities tend to have all the baseline overlap (one shapeshifting form, short range telepathy) but absolutely no ability to try to learn or hone anything from the other categories further than that.

>Do vampires celebrate anniversaries of being turned or their old birthdays or do they live too long to be bothered?
it depends! pascal’s forgotten his human birthday because bathorys don’t celebrate stuff like that; he remembers the date he was turned, but doesn’t really do anything about it besides get kind of misty-eyed. even for vampires who DID decide to keep celebrating it, though, they’d probably end up eventually getting bored and spacing the celebrations out to once every 5-10 years or so, because once you’re immortal one year passes VERY quickly

>Okay but do bunji and minmin celebrate their wedding anniversary?? How?? Also what was their wedding like? How long have they been married??
they DO. bunji is still a little confused by celebrating it every year bc to a vampire his age that feels like throwing a party once a month but he doesn’t mind bc minmin gets so excited. they definitely do the all out like, rose petals and going out to dinner (murder) and vintage wine thing. their wedding was very traditional, both bc that was what bunji wanted and bc due to minmin’s lineage him getting married was a big deal and had to be Ceremonial. they’ve been married for almost 20 years! (17, to be exact)

>Lowry's one night only drunk adventures with the sukeban!
someone dies

>Alt, Acid soup and vampire crossover one night only thing
SOMEONE DEFINITELY DIES

>What if Lowry met Pascal
oh she doesn’t have the patience. she doesn’t have the damn patience. she ditches him within 15 minutes

>what if lowry met ricardo
oh they absolutely bro the fuck out. they click immediately. they’re chilling

>Ricardo meeting Lowry? Pascal meeting Sweat? KEL MEETING SWEAT?
i actually just answered ricardo meeting lowry BUT: pascal and sweat are cuddlebugs. they each IMMEDIATELY catch the vibe of how much the other likes physical affection and just go with it. they’re fuckin SNUGGLIN. kel thinks sweat is funny but isn’t much interested beyond that honestly

>jolene and kel share a firm handshake
yes. yeah

>do pascal and sweat fuck? is there fucking with the cuddling?
yknow what. yeah. yeah, they god damn would

>not getting graphic on here bc like, it's public-ish, but does pascal talk about his sex life? would he gossip about what sweat is like in bed?? does pascal try to get ricardo to do shapeshifting angel things?
i should probably make a cc on my nsfw, huh. BUT ALSO SWITCHING BETWEEN ACCOUNTS SOUNDS LIKE A PAIN anyway uhhhh since sweat would be fine with it in this case pascal probably IS gossipy. vamps can only shift into stuff that exists in nature tho so he ends up disappointed

(and then, just as a reminder, i DID end up making a nsfw inbox and i don’t crosspost it here but it’s still all valuable info imo: https://curiouscat.me/beat0meat)

>I'm picturing Pascal being super gossipy about angel stuff he doesn't quiiiite understand. Like telling Ricardo how drinking blood is like drinking ichor and that's why Ricardo needs to eat better
he 100% thinks he knows exactly what he’s talking about and he’s 100% an idiot

>WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF PASCAL MET VOSHKIE
pascal falls in love with him immediately but voshkie is a sapiosexual and pascal is too stupid for him. tragedy

>Vampire eye colour lore!!!!!!! Also I have no idea how it works but I hope when you turn 1000 your eyes turn hot pink.
there’s actually nothing much to it outside of what’s already been brought up in canon - your eyes slowly become red, from the outside rim in, as you feed over your first few years. it usually takes 5-10 years to change all the way depending on how frequently and how well you feed!

>you mentioned that a very few vampires can transform into inanimate objects, are there some which can do plants? is it easier or harder?
oh i guess plants do count as animate. WELL thats in the same category and whether it’s easier or harder depends. the scale of which transformations are considered “complicated” to vampires is very wishy washy and dependent on the individual, mostly because i don’t feel like thinking about it a lot. let’s say a fern is harder to turn into than a glass bottle but easier than a. uh. gun

>COULD A VAMPIRE TURN INTO A FUCKINF GUN???
of course a vampire could turn into a fucking gun

>Cain's one night only drunk quest
that’s not one night only

>you mentioned before that vampire hypnosis can't work on other vampires, but can it work on other living creatures? like birds or dogs?
yes. pascal hypnotized an unfriendly cat so it would let him pet it once but then he felt bad

>does pascal like kpop
not to totally show my hand here but he discovers red velvet and has a meltdown. ricardo finds him crying while rewinding the same 10 seconds of the peek-a-boo video over and over again trying to learn the choreography

>IRA DO YOU STAN RED VELVET???? IRA
i don’t have to answer this without a lawyer present and marina is in class

>i know you may have answered this but is sweat like. feathery? or erotically smooth? or erotically smooth but ONLY in certain areas
sweat is kind of smooth but a little sticky to the touch. like a. listen i hate to say this but like a gummy bear with muscles and bones

>what does sweat smell like? does it smell like. well. sweat, or
it smells like sweat and heavy incense and gummy bears

>does sweat . sweat
profusely

>Ira I have a Very Important Question: Is the stuff that looks like feathers around Sweat's "ears" actually feathers or is it also gummy material
ohh that’s feathers

>ira what do i do if the suggesters on my quest are split evenly into 2 options that are so completely different i cant combine them? like do i....wait, or,
i either wait for more suggestions, or i choose one of these ways: 1. the option i like best, 2. the option that is the most in character, or 3. the option that was argued for the most convincingly/had the most reasoning explained

>hope this is okay to ask but i'm curious about trans vampires and gender in vampire society and how thats explored? like young vampires like minmin who figured things out already seem to handle things well but i'm wondering about like. super old trans vampires who grew up with archaic values and have spent a thousand years existing as something they are not before given the idea to question it. i feel like thats something that can happen a lot
yeah this is totally fine to ask!!!! but yeah there's definitely a huge adjustment that has to happen with older vampires.... im not like SUPER interested in like, actively applying homophobia/transphobia to my characters in narrative but i AM interested in them learning to be happy and the ways their identities can take time to become something comfortable and fulfilling.... i think in this case its something where older vampires would definitely benefit from hanging out with younger ones bc then they get kind of swept up in that current of change and end up learning stuff, whereas vampires who are really old and more isolated tend to stagnate a lot and might not have come to those realizations of like "oh wait shit i can DO that." but also on the other hand in tvrn the combination of All Vampires Are Gay + Wow We Sure Can Just Shapeshift Our Bodies However We Want Huh has definitely led to like. exploration that probably wouldnt have happened for a lot of these older ones if they'd been humans instead of, getting conscripted into Gay Slut Paradise Prepare To Die Edition

>Your characters ranked by best at kissing?
ok starting with best and ending at worst
pascal
sweat
minoru, but he’s an acquired taste
jolene
kel
cain
lamb
minoru if you never acquire said taste
ricardo
the mortician
tunamouth, who ranks this low for obvious reasons
belial does not have a mouth
ne

>tunamouth kisses sound unpleasant but i WANT 2 support him..
YOU CANT YOULL DROWN

>WHY IS RICARDO RANKED SO LOW
listen.

>Tunamouth would be bad at kissing even if he didn't have fingerling lake trout coming out of his mouth though
yuo don’t know that. actually ok i can’t even say this in jest you’re right. he would still be bad. he just doesn’t have the enthusiasm to back it up

>Does Lamb kiss just. Persistently and with lots of teeth.
lamb keeps her eyes very very very wide open the entire time and breathes loudly through her nose

>HOW DOES LAMB DO THAT AND RANK ABOVE RICARDO, RICARDO WHAT DO YOU DO??
please keep in mind that last time everyone suggested “kiss pascal” ricardo just grabbed his face in one hand and licked his closed mouth

>Pascal was into that! Sorta! And he had food on him!
he did have food on him. it was very pragmatic of ricardo to be like that

>You're wrong, Belial is great at kissing. Who even needs mouths.
this just made me realize i neglected to put TIOS on that list

>what. how is minmin an acquired taste. bc if he is then i got it!! the taste i mean
he’s bitey and obnoxious and overly forceful and also won’t stop laughing into your mouth. which is of course super cute if you’re into that but if you’re not into that it’s hell

>Okay but but but sweat smooches?? Good sweat smooches?? How does the darling gummy penis angel smooch?
it’s just very tender and takes direction well and always ends up naturally kissing you how you want to be kissed, since it’s very attentive and intuitive. also it does in fact kind of taste like gummy bears since apparently that has just become the overall motif of sweat’s mortal form

>Is the mortician kissing actually kissing or more like breakfast
the mortician kissing is like putting your face in a blender

>If we fuck up during a sex scene in tvrn can we ask Pascal for constructive criticism
you will not have to ask he will firmly give it to you

>question. does sloane remember cain at all, or was she too young to remember that he was her babysitter
cain kept an eye on her on a regular basis til she was 5ish, so she could have vague memories, but.... who knows!

>hiring a demon to be ur childs babysitter.......jolene is such a good mom.......
to be fair cain genuinely owned at it. he’s good with kids

>If two vampires are having sex do they need to talk about when they last ate before getting into anything rough or risk decapitation or other not sexy things?
they probably should! but also most vampires aren’t as dumb as pascal “accidentally slapped somebody’s head off because he was upset and embarrassed” cosovei. you can kind of Tell how well fed an older vampire is based on finger staining but that doesn’t work for fresher ones so yeah either way a “hey are you good for this to get slappy” would always be a good convo to have

(i made an offhand jokey tweet along the lines of “please get ricardo to learn romanian fast because i’m dreading having to write Sexy Dialogue with the way pascal currently speaks english” and it prompted the next few questions)

>somehow it just hadn’t occurred to me that pascal’s speech patterns would be different if he were speaking his native language and now that i’m imagining it i just want to tell you that pascal suddenly speaking with perfect grammar during sex would definitely make me lose my shit twice as hard as him attempting dirty talk with his cute accent
THE MORE I THINK ABOUT THIS THE MORE IM LIKE HYEAH YOURE RIGHT

>would pascals voice tone change when he speaks Romanian. would, would that happen, bc it happens to most ESL ppl i know and can i just say.......Good
it definitely does! he sounds 10x sillier in english than he does in. literally any other language

>actually, what IS pascals native language?
he grew up speaking romanian and french at home, learned hungarian after he was turned, and started learning english about a hundred years after that

>idk if you’ve answered something like this before BUT!! IN CASE YOU HAVENT!!! how would tvrn characters text.....
you will actually get most of this info in canon IF you can..... wrangle their phone numbers

>Okay but would minmin use obnoxious elaborate emojis ۹(ÒہÓ)۶
I DUNNO YOURE JUST GONNA HAVE TO GET HIS NUMBER HUH

(these questions are probably why all the suggestions on the most recent update are clamoring for phone numbers seemingly out of nowhere which is why i need to be better about promptly crossposting over here)

>Is Halloween a thing in acid soup's universe? What are the characters Ultimate costumes?
halloween is forever bitch. but uhhhhh i was gonna do acid soup halloween art actually but who knows if i’ll get to it..... i think in universe costumes would be really Weird. like people just wear whatever. either that or everyone’s in party city polyester

>ira please keep pascal safe
that’s your job, sweet reader, not mine

>but DOES pascal listen to the spice girls
yes and his favorite is baby spice

>what are pascal's favorite bands
MSI, the cure, and rihanna

>Did pascal go wild for the Glenn miller band
oh, he went NUTS

>Has Pascal seen What We Do in the Shadows? If yes, what did he think? Has Minmin seen it? Did he love it?
the thign is i can’t even answer this bc in my heart tvrn and wwdits take place in the same universe

>In that case--Does any of the introduced tvrn cast know Viago
kel and minmin know eeeeeverybody

okay phew that’s all of it. sorry for letting it build up like that lol
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No. 126257 ID: e1d580

>>126256
Daughters of Darkness
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No. 126259 ID: 23ddfd

>>126257
I highly recommend it! I once lost my mind and watched all the 70's exploitation films about lesbian vampires I could find and it's my favorite by far. Mostly because there is a scene where Elizabeth Bathory is knitting and a scene where she is wearing a cape made from pvc.
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>>126257
>>126259
absolutely sick. if u could make me a list of the ones u liked (with a heads up on the ones that include any kind of sexual violence/assault if possible) that would be rad as hell

speaking of lesbianism, i know this doesn’t really count as questdis but 1. i am looking for literally any excuse to post these pictures absolutely everywhere and 2. u guys deserve to see what brought my updates to a screeching halt for two weeks per >>125978 so here’s me and the wife’s halloween costumes. i guess this counts as a face reveal even tho i’m relatively easy to hunt down on social media. anyway this was extremely fucking fun
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and better pics of our accessories. she did all the sewing by hand, i made the heart props, and we did the halos together! this is why i disappeared but now the party’s happened and i’m chilling on actual halloween so normal update schedule will resume
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>>126260
So the only ones that I would describe as watchable that I have seen so far (there are so so many and I still need to watch the David Lynch one) would be

Duaghters of Darkness: best overall quality with actually having a lesbian who wins and amazing 70's fashion. It's got some pretty awful scenes of violence against women and one scene of attempted sexual assault/accidental murder any scene you wanna skip isn't a big deal since the plot is pretty loose

The Vampire Lovers: A Hammer Films Production it's a pretty by the numbers movie adaptation of the novella Carmilla (I highly recommend reading the book over this though) much less extreme in content and is kinda just silly and lowkey. The lesbian vampiress is killed sadly and the overall message is one of "men destroying the evil of lesbian lust" the two ladies are very goofy together in a charming way though.

All and all while I may enjoy the camp of these films they are explicitly lesbophobic entertainment for horny babyboomer men and not really subversive. I only recommend them if you feel you can safely take pleasure in that camp and reclamation.
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No. 126263 ID: 1872dc

>>126260
Rad and really well-crafted and very pretty costumes.
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No. 126290 ID: 270774

>>126262
>>126263
thank u both!!

anyway happy halloween have more vampires. if the art in the tvrn spinoff starts getting any more refined/detailed than it is in these first panels, at ALL, it is your solemn duty to fucking kill me dead. just absolutely murder me
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No. 126301 ID: 9fcd43

TFW you realize you're projecting way too hard on a fictional vampire's abuse and should probably step back from the comments and let people who are just here to have fun make the decisions |D;
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No. 126306 ID: 5d37c7

>>126301
It might be a good idea to take a bit of a step back for a while for your own sake (take care of yourself if you can!), but I don't think projecting/empathizing with the characters means you shouldn't take part or that you're taking away other people's fun when you explain your opinion! I thought it was good to hear your thoughts, and your wording was considerate of the differing opinions and clearly geared towards explaining your perspective rather than discrediting anyone else's.
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No. 126315 ID: 270774

hey............. do u want 13 high res pages of tvrn sketches, including stream exclusives and warmups and other shit that hasnt seen the light of day........................ gimme two dollars https://iraprince.itch.io/september-october-sketchbook
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>>126315
i forgot to attach the cover image. look how cute he is
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No. 126451 ID: 9fcd43

my lesbian ass would fucking die for Kel
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i never contribute anything worthwhile to this disthread anymore
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No. 126480 ID: 055cbc

>>126472
>anymore

We love you fractak
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No. 126481 ID: e1d580

>>126472
Why do I feel like this is Willy Wonka ERP, like you know the you STOLE fizzy lifting drink thing except sexual and also with vampires

Now I'm imagining the original Willy wonka movie with pascal instead of gene wilder
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>>126481
because it is
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No. 126497 ID: 0e2ebe

>>126490
Nah I'm pretty sure that Wonka stole the rp from you, that's how I remember it.
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guess who just got back from the movie theater
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bonus
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No. 126518 ID: e0ca8d

>>126516
Ricardo being the symbiote is just him in smoke form.
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No. 126521 ID: e1d580

>>126516
Is it.....

Minoru
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No. 126547 ID: 2755f5

Venom was good
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No. 126559 ID: 270774

this update i reached out to tvrn readers i know personally and invited them to participate by working with me to create each of the individual conversations minmin had with vampire npcs for the information given to ricardo. i’d like to credit them individually for their contributions to the quest! in order of character appearance:

tommy was t, a tgchan author! https://tgchan.org/wiki/T
chanyaree was @kimanimj on twitter!
niko was cordemia, another tgchan author! >>/quest/900892
orianthe is a hearts goetia character (>>/quest/897839), of course by marn!
max was @sorbgel on twitter!
daishin was sunny, another tgchan author! >>/quest/900557
auorell was sadie!
cassius was fae, another tgchan author! >>/quest/903869 >>/quest/910471
anne was abraxas!
marama was icie!
oliver was cal!
michel was robin!
taiker was @hivehum on twitter!

this was really really fun for me to put together! thank u so much to everyone who participated!
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No. 126560 ID: bb78f2

Now that Vento Aureo's been broadcasting for a bit I can't help but notice that one of Pascal's first outfits we see in him was Giorno's, and I bet there's more hidden Jojo's throughout, and the duel super felt a bit like a Jojo fight.

So, once and for all, just to get it out of my head, are StandTM's a thing in Trashiverse? Or is that a card you want to hold onto for maybe later to accept or deny?
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>>126560
buddy you don’t know the half of it

lol in seriousness tho: re the outfit the only thing that’s the same is the keyhole in the chest which like, 90% of vento aureo characters have, but yeah my work is always gonna have nods to jojo bc it’s my favorite series. no stands tho
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i drew a bunch of porn tonight to atone for the fact that my porn quest has not gotten to the porn yet
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but we;re gonna get there eventually i promise. i swear to you
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it's just, you know. vampire politics are important
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No. 126588 ID: e0ca8d

>>126583
If we get to porn before finding out about vampire gerrymandering, this quest will have been for nothing.
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No. 126613 ID: bb78f2

After thinking about Ricardo anymore and his goodboy status and his background of being the big protector big brother to a lot of people, I keep thinking that if he never gets to be a Dad of some sort, it'd be sad.

Ricardo and Pascal, my two big gay Vampire Dad's.

If Ricardo does adopt a human (or non-vampire monster) child out of some circumstance, everyone around him is gonna call him a big dumb idiot for it, more than they already do, ESPECIALLY PASCAL and Ricardo just isn't gonna give a shit, and then Pascal's gonna love the wittle baby eventually, and then so will vampire godparents Kel and Minoru, and then we get the 20 years later epilogue and we're gonna see Ricardo will be walking his kid down the aisle like the big fat cliche it's gonna be, but we'll be bawling anyway and we're gonna see Kel, Minoru, and Pascal, ESPECIALLY Pascal, are going to be bawling with us on the kid's side of the wedding room.

Fractal will never get to draw ANY canon sex scenes the entire quest because we keep fucking it up, and that will be their curse.

They started this porn quest to make them sex scenes of good vampire boys, and they NEVER FUCKING GOT TO ONCE BECAUSE WE HAD TO BE GOOD VAMPIRE DADBOYS.
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No. 126641 ID: 23ddfd

>>126583
Lesbian sex while wearing the rosary that hurts you for your faith is a kind of horny I wasn't expecting to indulge in today but Mother Mary did you fucking do it.
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No. 126705 ID: 2d2500

I came over here because some guy insulted my quests art by saying its worse then all the stuff on tgchan, but coming over here and after taking a look for myself I can see thats it wasn't much of an insult. Fantastic work!
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No. 126706 ID: 2d2500

Additionally, I see you talk about a tumblr in this thread. Can you post it? I would like to follow you.
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No. 126725 ID: 270774

>>126705
oh yeah there's tons of good shit on tgchan. idk where your guy got the idea that that would be a coherent insult. anyway, thanks!

tbh i just kind of fundamentally hate tumblr and i only use it bc of how many people are like, on there and not anywhere else, and i'm probably gonna use it even less what with the nsfw purge and everything, but. knock yourself out lol http://iraprince.tumblr.com/

also like, i feel like this has to be painfully apparent from like.... everything about my work, and how i talk, and just in general everything about me, but fair warning that i am a Filthy SJW which i'm aware is not the main demographic of this site and if that annoys u then you probably aren't gonna enjoy engaging with me on social media. but now that i've given a fair warning nobody can complain about it
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No. 126732 ID: e1d580

>>126725
Eh, the site has changed a lot since the days we were a direct offshoot of 4chan. The remnants of the good old Internet Hate Machine are basically gone, I don’t think your politics are considered especially objectionable.
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No. 126733 ID: 270774

>>126732
oh, i mean, it’s not like i find the site hostile or anything, or i wouldn’t still be here. i like it here. it’s more that like, people who find my stuff through twitter and tumblr already know what i’m about and have already signed up for it; people who have been here for a long time and know what i’m about and aren’t into it just avoid my stuff, which is fine; but someone who finds my stuff through a third party and then tries to go straight to my social media might find themselves unpleasantly surprised depending on where they stand bc i’m pretty abrasive about it, which again, is fine, but a heads up might spare all parties some awkwardness.
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heyo i've got another sketchbook up https://iraprince.itch.io/november-sketchbook

13 high res pages of gay vampires, $2, doesn't get much better than that
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