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126663 No. 126663 ID: 2474dd

TGChan Super Secret Santa 2018

Back for the 3rd year running! Previous Secret Santas:
https://tgchan.org/kusaba/questdis/res/106091.html
https://tgchan.org/kusaba/questdis/res/118595.html

The OMNICLAUS is doing things a little differently this year. Instead of a separate sign-up thread, to participate in this year's Secret Santa, all you have to do is post the quest characters you'd like to take part in this thread. If you post multiple characters at once, please note in your post if they are a GROUP or INDIVIDUALS so anyone giving them gifts will know if they're doing a group gift for all of them to share or a gift for a particular character.

This year our lovely TGChan group of suggestors are ALSO allowed to gift characters! Simply let the OMNICLAUS know what your present is and who will receive it. (That is, post a gift suggestion) It will be up to the author who signed up if the characters accept the gift however. Not everyone appreciates a sack of NAUGHTY, especially Anon44's characters.

In the meantime, the participating characters will still gift each other like last year, with the announcements being made on the 14th (and again on the 21st if we have latecomers).

If you sign up, you are not obligated to have your characters respond to every gift but you will be expected to at least show the process of them getting a gift for the character(s) selected on the 14th (and maybe the 21st)

Expect the OMNICLAUS to ensure every participate receives at least one gift!
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No. 126965 ID: 094652

To Vivian from Family Traditions: A giant space suit with lead shielding. Please live.

To Kharadra from Dragon Romance: Someone accidentally dropped off an entire crate of Vibroshock Bras! These babies provide neural stimulation through the straps using a complex system of fine-tuned industrial grade enchantments. Now your non-polymorphers can finally experience the joy of being groped through their tissue tits! Please sell them at discount prices! Oh and tell us if they're working~

Get well soon!
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No. 126970 ID: 11f77a
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126970

Another merry holiday season for the Super-terrestrial Division! And this year we celebrate on ALP DAGA, the planet of the Chupians where Victor hails from.

And what’s this? Why it’s a gathering of friends, who place their gifts near the statue of Tars Zoa-Darth, the mythical soothsayer of the baths.

Let’s have a closer look-see.
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No. 126971 ID: 11f77a
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126971

Eudora: "I guess I’ll go first to get this over with."

It was the journey to deliver the Boga Trumpet...

Ganymede: “I’m so happy to deliver the sacred Trumpet alongside you, Eudora! If the Nausagor stop their infinite lullaby — the Aeigoth Kraken will wake up and decimate the village that resides nearby! How lucky you were chosen for this important task!”

Eudora: “YOU put my name in the bin. YOU replace the trumpets!”

Eudora: “Why can’t they just move their stupid village?”
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No. 126972 ID: 11f77a
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126972

Ganymede: “Magnificent... Rarely anyone has the pleasure to stand before such an orchestra! Each note must be precise and harmonic. We mustn’t stick around too long, for their unending serenading hums will put all of us in a deep slumber. Witness the Blower of the Dark Instrument! And look over yonder and see thy rusty trombone to replace!”

Eudora: “Stop saying words. Let’s do this thing over with.”
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No. 126973 ID: 11f77a
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126973

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No. 126974 ID: 11f77a
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126974

Eudora: And so I gift the old Boga Trumpet to the fuzzy meatbags SPIKE & KITTY, who can use their combined forelimbs to play an annoying noise to their hearts content...
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No. 126978 ID: cc0a23
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126978

Ten thousand eyes creak open. The black skies jingle and scream. Titanic hearts pump ichor through miles of rotting veins. Shub-Santurath Clausahky arises from his death slumber.

Gift piles tower to the heavens. Seeped from filth crusted pores, wrapped and bow tied. Judgements of the wrathful christmas mad god, ready to be delivered.

Shub-Santurath Clausahky has seen when you were sleeping, has known when you're awake, he knows if you've been bad or good, and now his verdict is at hand. Prepare yourself.
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No. 126979 ID: cc0a23
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126979

To the Omniclaus, a neutered slave creature. Through generations of selective breeding, it has been rendered an impotent hunter, a dull thinker, and a weak labourer. The only conceivable purpose it possesses is to be amusing through its sheer worthlessness. Throw a stick and watch the simple minded beast run to retrieve it back for you. Reflect on the complete lack of value of this life form as you do so.
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No. 126980 ID: cc0a23
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126980

Judgment is not yet complete. To the Omniclaus, an assortment of sweet sugar confectioneries. They unbalance the body, bring slow and painful tooth rot, provide no nutrition, and worst of all, are fiendishly addictive. Through the illusion of meaningless concepts such as 'taste', the victim is encouraged to ingest more and more poison until it grows unhealthy and bloated with indulgence. The confectioneries come in a variety of 'delicious' 'flavors' such as peppermint and licorice, ensuring their target absolutely shall be ensnared.
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No. 126981 ID: cc0a23
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126981

Judgment is not yet complete. To the Omniclaus, a flayed elf skull. A swarm of hornets and bees have taken nest inside. They continually vibrate at a tooth grating frequency, and should you hold the skull for any length of time, your skin is sure to erupt into painful blisters and sores. The elf still screams from time to time, unleashing more stinging swarms from between skinless lips.
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No. 126983 ID: cc0a23
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126983

Judgment is not yet complete. To the Omniclaus, a small plastic figure molded to the form of a frozen corpse. Ice has been destructively embedded into his flesh, a testament to his undoubtedly painful and cruel demise. His face is caught in a rictus death grin, preserved for all time. Press a button at the base, and machinery within the plastic corpse forces it to flail as noise emits;

I'm Mr. White Christmas,

I'm Mr. Snow.

I'm Mr. Icicle,

I'm Mr. Ten

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No. 126984 ID: cc0a23
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126984

It's gone. Someone took it.

That FFFFUCKING PHASEBEAR! THAT COCKSUCKING PIECE OF SHIT LITTLE FUCKER OF A GODDAMN SHITTING PHASEBEAR. HE DID IT AGAIN. HE DID IT AGAIN!!

... Ahem.

Judgement is rendered incomplete. Nobody else gets any presents. That thieving GODDAMN PHASEBEAR will be hunted down to whatever pit of a year he's run off to, and get his goddamn SKULL CRACKED OPEN and his brain FUCKED into PASTE!

GOODBYE.
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No. 126985 ID: 2755f5
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126985

Icker is provided with another holiday outfits, but she's tired of dressing like a clown
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No. 126986 ID: 2755f5
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126986

>>126773
instead she wraps up in a warm Blanket and enjoys some tasty Manuka honey gifted to her by Anon44
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No. 126990 ID: 8d26c4
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126990

>>126974
Kitty: What is your GODDAMN PROBLEM, missie? What the hell did I ever do to you to make you let Spike near any kind of instrument, let alone one with religious significance and potential eldritch power? At best, he's just going to be fucking obnoxious with it.
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No. 126991 ID: 8d26c4
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126991

Spike plays some sort of eldritch tune on the old Boga Trumpet while running around carrying a rather large ANON44 BEAN.
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No. 126992 ID: 8d26c4
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126992

Something eldritch happens.
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No. 126993 ID: 8d26c4
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126993

Kitty: And now my panties are gone in some sort of deranged "PANTY GET" situation. Who knows who else is now going commando because Spike's an idiot and sending a bunch of used underwear to Sarah for Christmas.
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No. 126994 ID: 8d26c4
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126994

Nem: Boo? Could you bring me another pair of panties? Someone magically nicked my Christmas knickers again.

Barry: What do you mean AGAIN?!

Nem: Well a couple of years ago the OMNICLAUS traded me them for some mulled wine, but people seem to make such a big deal about my underwear that I don't even give it much thought anymore. Well, as long as they're just magically giving me a draft. There's only two people who are allowed to take my drawers off physically.

Barry from a distance: You have a lot of "Mistletoe" panties, Baby.

Nem: Uh-huh.
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No. 126995 ID: 8d26c4
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126995

Meanwhile...

There is an uproar from the distance. Many voices scream about a ruined ritual and the sudden disappearance of panties.

Again, apparently.

Anita: Does anyone else feel a draft?
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No. 126996 ID: 8d26c4
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126996

Lily: ANITA! My panties! They're GONE!

Anita: Oh my goodness!
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No. 126997 ID: 8d26c4
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126997

Anita: OH MY.... Goodness....


Wait, is this just some more of Nem's slash fiction?
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No. 126998 ID: 8d26c4
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126998

Sami: Heh, no. Nem only does slash fiction of Deem & Hin. This is some of MINE.

Amy: And it's GOOOOOOOD. Whatcha gonna call it?

Sami: "Anita's Awakening: The Witch Who Lost Her Panties and Discovered Ass Eating."

Amy: Niiiiiiiiiiiice.
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No. 127000 ID: 8d26c4
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127000

Kitty: GODDAMMIT, SPIKE! Aside from Sami & Amy, how EXACTLY is this supposed to be a nice Christmas gift for ANYONE?!
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No. 127001 ID: 8d26c4
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127001

Spike: It's a nice gift for Anon44!

Kitty: ...

Kitty: ...

Kitty: ... yeah, probably. Well. Touché.
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No. 127004 ID: 2755f5
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127004

>>126808
Princess Reef: 'Dearest Lilly, I've gifted to you a warm coat to keep your bare limbs warm in these cold winter months, I hope it serves you well!'
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No. 127005 ID: 11f77a
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127005

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No. 127006 ID: 11f77a
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127006

[BZZZZRRR!]

Numax: “GASP! My perfect coat!”
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No. 127007 ID: 11f77a
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127007

Numax: “Sashi?! You jerk!”

Sashi: “What’d I do?”

Numax: “Don’t play dumb with me!”
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No. 127008 ID: 11f77a
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127008

[BZRRRRRRM!]
Numax: “How do you like THAT?!”

Sashi: “My fur! I have a date tonight and now everything’s ruined!”

Deemus: “Hey! What are you doing to her?!”

[BZZZRRRT]

Deemus: “Like that?!”

[BERRRRMZZZZT]

Deemus: “My goatee!!”

[BZRRT!] [BRMMT!] [BZRR!]

[BRRRRMZT] [BRRT] [BZZZT-ZZT] [BUZZZZ]

Dama: “This was not the family I raised...”

Yamelle: “Oh dear...”
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No. 127009 ID: 11f77a
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127009

Victor: “And so, this holiday, the Yamelle-Damas pitched in for ANITA’S gift! May the soothsayer deliver among the stars!”

Victor: “I present a Chupian poncho, knitted from the tough hairs of my brethren to survive even the coldest winters in Alp Daga!”
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No. 127010 ID: 91ee5f

>>127009
Now that they figured out Victor was the one that started everything, I wonder how they’re going to get back at him?
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No. 127011 ID: b5fb67

(still working on reaction images, I haven't forgotten.)
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No. 127016 ID: 11f77a

Working on the last gift! Expect it some time before the new year.
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No. 127078 ID: b5fb67
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127078

Sarah: "Hey Eudora! I heard you like to punch things, so I got you these brass knuckles. Well, they're not brass. More like a titanium alloy. But they're great for punching! I think!"

Eudora: "Hey, neat. They fit my hands though, right?"

Sarah: "Er..."
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No. 127079 ID: b5fb67
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127079

*Ding!*

Sarah: "What the... is that a giant pile of pa-"
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No. 127080 ID: b5fb67
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127080

WHUMP

Sarah: "Ggggkkkkgkg."
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No. 127096 ID: 11f77a
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127096

Cybil: “Does digital printing take too long to put a gun in your hands in the heat of battle? Are you tired of being halfway across the galaxy and forget your immunities?”

Cybil: “For my gift I bring a quantum-defying invention for ELENA. 4-D Epaulettes to keep everything within distance no matter where you are in the universe!”
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No. 127097 ID: 11f77a
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127097

Cybil: “Fasten this baby like a shoulder guard and it just works!”

Cybil: “You just have to set the coordinates exactly right as planets and galaxies are constantly changing positions at unfathomable speeds.”

Cybil: “Observe as I reach inside my workshop billions of miles away! A bottle of gifted wine will do!”
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No. 127098 ID: 11f77a
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127098

Cybil: “Sometimes you may need an assistant on the other end to hand you your merchandise.”

Cybil: “Hmm, taking a lil’ while...”

Cybil: “I’ve only ever done this once before.”
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No. 127099 ID: 11f77a
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127099

Cybil: “Ah! There we go!”

Cybil: “And whabbam!”
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No. 127100 ID: 11f77a
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127100

Cybil: “...”

Cybil: “I have no idea what this is...”
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No. 127129 ID: 8d26c4

>>127098
Love the references.
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No. 127132 ID: 4c908d

>>127100
...It looks like an internal organ.

You may have killed something or someone.
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No. 127138 ID: 8d26c4

>>127132
Naw, it's probably from The Rock so it's fine.
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No. 127185 ID: b5fb67
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127185

Anita: "Hey Macha! Merry Christmas!"

Macha: "Hello lady! Merr Christmas!"

Anita: "I heard you like Pokemon, so I called in a favor and got you something special."

Macha: "What is it?! What is it?!"
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No. 127186 ID: b5fb67
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127186

Anita: "A real-life Pokemon of your own!"

Macha: "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Which one is it?!"

Anita: "You'll have to open the Pokeball and find out!"
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No. 127198 ID: b5fb67
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127198

Nem: "Seriously? A real Pokemon? Good lord..."

Lily: "Ah, I think she'll be fine. Anyways, here's some wine for ya!"

Nem: "Ooo, is that mead?"

Lily: "Yeah! Store owner told me it was honey wine, so that's like... similar, right? But to hedge my bets, I got some really nice Cabernet Sauvignon."

Nem: "I'm definitely going to need it with this Pokemon running around."
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No. 127202 ID: 8d26c4
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127202

Macha: I gotta MAGIKARP!

Nem: Ahh, you got her a "pokémon".

Anita: YES. YES THAT IS WHAT I DID INSTEAD OF BEING SOLD A REGULAR CARP FOR AN EXORBITANT PRICE.

Nem pours a glass of wine.

Nem: Care for a glass, dear?

Anita: YES, PLEASE.

Macha: I'm gonna train him and make him a Guyaydoe! I'm gonna call him GROGDOR!

Nem: Well, we'll all help you take good care of Grogdor. We'll start by getting him a bigger home.

Macha: YAY!
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No. 127233 ID: b5fb67
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127233

Elena: "Uh... hello Annabelle, Gina, and Logan! So I kinda... left my Christmas shopping to the last minute, and I wasn't able to find anything to really suit your likes... so I uh... got you guys these Chili's gift cards."

Elena: "Mer... Merry Christmas! I guess!"
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