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130632 No. 130632 ID: 11f77a

It's the sandiest day ever where quest characters can hang together at the beach! Bask in the aura of ultraviolet rays and salty air.

You best behave lest the beach police catches you—for they'll be doubling down on their lewdness protocols. We're also hiring.

Previous Beach Days:
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No. 130735 ID: 3d1dd5
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Hin: Something more important than volleyball? Laaaame. I swear, one squid and everyone panics. It's ridiculous, isn't it Moriko?

Moriko: "..."
No. 130736 ID: b5fb67


Uh oh!
No. 130737 ID: 8d26c4
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No. 130738 ID: 91ee5f

No, you fool! You’re going to summon another More Kraken!
No. 130740 ID: 9501a2

Just so I'm not holding anything up, not going to be in a position to do beach day stuff until the weekend. If needed, take liberties!
No. 130741 ID: 1f812f
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No. 130742 ID: 1f812f
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No. 130743 ID: 1f812f
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Jehral: "Did you just throw a child into the ocean?!"
Rynh: "No, Jehral. I LAUNCHED a child into the ocean and I know in my heart that it was the right thing to do."
No. 130744 ID: 2df440

Yay! Mission accomplished!
No. 130745 ID: b5fb67
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"Bowling ball... GO!"

Sarah TK throws the bowling ball at the kraken.
No. 130747 ID: f57349

Don't worry. Macha got violently launched into the ocean and then fought a squid while being insulted by Rynh on the very first Beach Day, so if she dies from that now, while she's younger, it'll cause a time paradox.

...okay, maybe that is something to worry about.
No. 130748 ID: eebdb0

But Macha was younger when she was older, now she's older than when she was old as a child.
No. 130749 ID: eeb7d9

I understand that you had to do it, but maybe you overdid it a bit there? Someone is going to have to go pick her up, before the parents find out... especially her mom.

I want a pice, thank you!
No. 130750 ID: 8d26c4


Macha was a spirit at that point, and basically not really all that physical. Right now she's an actual 6-year old child, she can't swim well and will definitely drown (and could drown even just a short distance from shore) so I'm working on rescue and had to scrap a picture of Nem going into action to reel in her daughter in exchange for Nem launching into action to save her daughter.

>I understand that you had to do it, but maybe you overdid it a bit there? Someone is going to have to go pick her up, before the parents find out... especially her mom.

Don't worry, Rynh is too popular to die, right? She's got a quest to finish or something? Nem's not allowed to kill before the actors have finished their parts.

(Keep this passive-aggressive shit out of the thread, it isn't just a vehicle for you to tell your story uninterrupted.)
No. 130751 ID: b1b4f3

Why are you being a big drama baby about this? Just handwave it so she's within swimming distance of the beach.
No. 130752 ID: 75cede

It's absurd for you to be complaining about a character running around being a nuisance getting their comeuppance. Not to mention suddenly talking about realistic consequences for something as cartoonish as getting punted dozens of feet into the ocean.
No. 130753 ID: 567477

This day is cursed! CUUURSED!!
No. 130754 ID: 8d26c4

Just replying to someone who voiced concerns over the same thing going through my mind.
No. 130756 ID: 094f95


Beach Days are supposed to be goofy collaborative nonsense. You know, for fun.
No. 130759 ID: 8275cf
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Vivian Hearth: 'Thar she blows! push me fasted Ladis! once I harpoon this beasty the bounty will be mine!'
No. 130760 ID: f57349

Could have Macha bounce off the water like a skipping stone a few times https://dynasty-scans.com/chapters/a_zone_ch04#22 then crash into Vivian's boat. Minimal risk of drowning if there's a floatation device and semi-friendly fish-person.
No. 130761 ID: 8d26c4
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Just for you James. Best lifeguards are mermaid lifeguards.
No. 130763 ID: 094652

Suddenly, space sharks. From space. Literally.

... Wait, they don't have spacesuits.
I think they're dead.
No. 130766 ID: b5fb67
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The kraken, now with a bowling ball and a Spike embedded in its body, becomes enraged.
No. 130770 ID: 11f77a
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The enraged Kraken continues to toss Cybil around.

Cybil: H-hey! Tail pulling is off limits!

Cybil: Come on, gimmie a break here!
No. 130772 ID: 8275cf
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Vivian's harpoon hit's it's mark!
Vivian Hearth: "I strike at thee!"
No. 130773 ID: 8275cf
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but the cable wraps around her boot yanking it off has the tentacle flails
No. 130785 ID: b5fb67
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The kraken launches a rather large pressurized column of water, nailing Sarah.
No. 130786 ID: b5fb67
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Sarah: "This means WAR, KRAKEN!"

Sarah is, unfortunately, unawares of the condition of her attire.
No. 130789 ID: 8275cf
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Reefa: 'No get back you brutish monster! I've done nothing to you or your kind!'

The Kraken attacks Princess Reefa for no apparant reason!
No. 130790 ID: 2df440

Reefa, what about this?
No. 130792 ID: 5a5548
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the two Daemons under command of their Warlock master are told to relax and enjoy themselves on the beach. obviously, to a Daemon, relaxing has different meaning than it does to most people.

"hey! wow! woah you're cute!" Skaadi says as she hops on top of the counter like a savage.

Marsh clears her throat before going into her rehearsed greeting, "welcome to the Beach Bar! we serve any drink you need. ask me about the lim-"

"are you on the menu?" Skaadi jeers, "I wouldn't mind getting a mouthful of you!"

"...we serve beverages here ma'am."

"have you ever gotten tied up by a Daemon before?"

"Idunno. have you ever gotten the shit kicked out of you by a dog before?"

"uhm, I beg your pardon, madam." Skedif, the First Stag, the Great Moaning Shadow in the Woods, the Howling God that Lurks in the Forest, interrupts, "I would actually like to order a glass of orange juice, please. alcohol gives me a stomach ache, I'm afraid."
No. 130793 ID: 1f812f
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Lizzy: "Giant sea monster? Good thing I brought my giant sea monster repellent!"
No. 130794 ID: 1f812f
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Fwooooosh KABLAM!
No. 130795 ID: 094652

And there was someone inside the Kraken! Is that a mind con-

No. 130796 ID: b5fb67
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Elena: "Hang on, I can get that squid out!"

Moriko: "It's starting to get under my suit!"

Elena: "One sec, I'll pull it off..."

Elena digs a little bit to free Morkio's chest from the suction cups of the squid.

Moriko: "Ah..."

Elena: "Okay! Now I can just yank-"

As Elena pulls the squid free from Moriko, the stubborn squid takes a lot of her bikini top with it. Moriko quickly covers her naughty bits.

Moriko: "Eep!"

Elena: "Whoops."
No. 130798 ID: 8275cf
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The kobold Bowin attemps to sooth the injured beast with a nice tune
No. 130799 ID: 11f77a
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The Kraken, angered by the explosive attack, throws one of its hostages in fury.
No. 130803 ID: 11f77a
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Cybil: Crap!

Cybil: Double crap! Preparing emergency landing!

Cybil: Initiate back up containment fie—
No. 130804 ID: 11f77a
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No. 130805 ID: 11f77a
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No. 130806 ID: 11f77a
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Cybil: Oh... oh God.

Cybil: Vitals s-seem normal.

Cybil: I thought I'd never have to use this bubble... I swore I'd never go back to this.

Cybil: This is so humiliating...
No. 130807 ID: 1f812f
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Lizzy: "Whoo, boy. That has some kick. Did I get it?"
No. 130809 ID: 5a5548
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"you keep looking all around, lil' bit." Anna says, "you should just lay back and relax and enjoy this uhh... what's it called?"

"that's the sun." Mal replies, "and I'm sure someone's watching us... you think this swimsuit is too small?"

"uh... I'll be honest, I don't think people are staring at your swimsuit."
No. 130811 ID: 5a5548
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"Skaadi. you're having a bad idea. I can tell." Skedif says as he finished sipping his orange juice, "any time you get that look it means you're about to do something stupid."

"I'm gonna do some mischief."

"please don't." Skedif replies, "need we Daemons create trouble everywhere we go?"

"the Warlock said we need to relax. causing trouble is how I relax!"

Skedif sighs, "I'll be back at the bar. come get me when you enrage the local law enforcement enough for us to pack up and go home."
No. 130812 ID: 58c631
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No. 130813 ID: ad51b8

this isn't even my final form!
No. 130815 ID: b5fb67


Life can be full of little disappointments.
No. 130817 ID: 8275cf
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Herocea:"your beach police have failed you, none can resist the power of the titans,"

Sarah is scooped up

Herocea:"those who try will be sent to the squid bucket"
No. 130820 ID: 556517

Give her to the bucket. The squid require a snackrifice
No. 130831 ID: eeb7d9

Now is almost as if they WANTED us to make that one reference.
No. 130835 ID: 891b91
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Suddenly, a black SUV careens onto the beach, with lights and sirens blaring!
No. 130836 ID: 891b91
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Thanks to an improbably-placed beach ramp, the SUV launches into the air, headed for the ocean!

"Ready, Agent P?"

"Ready, Agent R!"

No. 130837 ID: 891b91
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The occupants of the SUV land stylishly on the beach as the vehicle maintains an airborne collision course with the kraken!

AGENT P: We heard the Beach Police need help apprehending that kraken!

AGENT R: So we're takin' over! This beach is under federal jurisdiction now!

GENERIC BYSTANDER: Who the hell are you guys?!

AGENTS P & R: We're the FBI...
No. 130838 ID: 891b91
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AGENTS P & R: ... The Federal Beach Investigators!


AGENT P: A direct hit! Nice driving, Agent R!

AGENT R: Fried calimari, anyone?

AGENT P: Agent R, did you really have to shave off all your wool?

AGENT R: Hell yeah I did! It makes me more aquadynamic! And quicker to draw!

No. 130839 ID: 18f1c5

Hollywood just called. They said they want their car back.
No. 130842 ID: 214cda

No. 130844 ID: 8275cf
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Princess Reefa: "that was the absolute worst rescue I've ever recieved, you nearly blew me to smithereens! My father will have your badges when he hears about this!"
No. 130845 ID: dc503d

i really don't think that was a rescue operation
No. 130858 ID: 1f812f
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Leimahtaa takes notice of Reefa.

Leimahtaa: "Usurper! I will not let you leave this place alive!

The sea begins to boil.
No. 130860 ID: b5fb67
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"No WAY am I going in that damn bucket! Now let me GO!"

Sarah uses her TK abilities...
No. 130861 ID: b5fb67
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...to shred Herocea's bikini bottoms.
No. 130862 ID: 9c4f92
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This was supposed to be a relaxing day at the beach. Why does Alice keep coming to these things???
No. 130863 ID: 802ece

dude, just eat it. free meat!
No. 130864 ID: ad51b8

Hey look at it this way, at least the fire isn't pointed at you for once and you're surrounded by nice, non-flammable water to hide in if needed.
No. 130873 ID: 9876c4

Nonflammable boiling water, even!
No. 130877 ID: 8275cf
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Princess Reefa: "by the gods! a fire demon!"

The princess produces a holy symbol

"by the will of Palitum I do not fear you! your ilk have no power beyond that which mortal hearts give them, and I will give you nothing! begone from this holy place!"
No. 130881 ID: 0ad690

I'm pretty sure that's not a demon, reefa...
No. 130882 ID: 91ee5f

That’s a fire dragon. Holy symbols and prayers won’t have any effect on it!
No. 130883 ID: 171ffc

What if the dragon's religious?
No. 130885 ID: b3c4cf

More like, since the previous Beach Day. She just really want to get her hands on some seafood, doesn't she?
No. 130886 ID: 8275cf
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Herocea: "How?!"

Herocea drops both Sarah and a pile of squid
No. 130887 ID: 9c4f92
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Moriko: "Fine, you can have it!"

Moriko rids herself of both bikini top and squid.

Elena: "Give me a second, off you get you little-"

Something heavy thumps to the ground behind Moriko.
No. 130888 ID: 9c4f92
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It's free meat, it's self defence, Alice has to. One bite can't hurt!
No. 130889 ID: bf2179

yep, go wild.
No. 130890 ID: 11f77a
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Victor: G-get... off me... Sashi!

Victor: Getting... sunburn! Giant... squid!

Victor: Cybil neeeeeds my help!

Sashi: Only if you promise to give me your allowance!

Victor: Fiiiine! Just--ow! Let me free!

Sashi: Aaaand scrub the saunas for the next month!

Victor: Yes! Yes! Git off!
No. 130891 ID: 11f77a
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Victor: Haha! Yes! Get ready to eat nitro, Ackbar!
No. 130892 ID: 11f77a
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No. 130893 ID: 11f77a
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Victor: Huuuuh...

Victor: This t-shirt cannon requires a specific type of ammunition.

Victor: It's breezy of a sudden...
No. 130899 ID: bef60d

Welp, better call in Eudora.
No. 130900 ID: 15a025
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Marsh: "Never thought I'd say I miss the cold weather back-."

Skedif: "Pardon again ma'am. Could I bother you for another orange juice?"

Marsh: "Sure. I think I might have to pour something for myself here too. I'm not used to this hot weather."
No. 130901 ID: 15a025
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Marsh: "Huh, that's strange? Who put all these chains and locks on my cooler?"
No. 130902 ID: 15a025
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Roxie: "Oh, there you are. Where'd you get the watermelon Candy?"

Raven: "Over here! Would you like a piece?"

Roxie: "I'm not sure..."

Candy: "What? Don't tell me you'd turn down some free fruit? Come on, it's pretty good."

Roxie: "Alright, sure. Cut me a slice too, please."

Raven: "Huh? That's strange. Lucy did you see where the knife went?"

Lucy: "Don't worry, it's right over here."
No. 130909 ID: 1f812f
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Lizzy:"Hey, how does that thing operate? Is it purely mechanical? It's not magic is it? What's the power supply? How do you get such a complex effect from such a compact design? Can I take it apart to see how it works?"
No. 130918 ID: 8275cf
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Vivian continues her battle against the Kraken

she's a little worse for wear from all the explosions but her enthusiasm and enthusiasm haven't dulled in the slightest
No. 130920 ID: 891b91
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AGENT P: What's that? I sense... nudity!

AGENT R: Oh boy! My favorite state of undress!

AGENT P: This isn't a nude beach, Agent R! Hurry, we have to put a stop to it immediately!

AGENT R: This will surely be the most difficult challenge I have ever faced in my thirty-minute career as a Federal Beach Inspector!
No. 130921 ID: 891b91
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AGENT P: That is inappropriate beach attire, citizen! Use this conspicuous black retangle to cover yourself!

AGENT R: Huh, these things are kinda neat...
No. 130922 ID: 891b91
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AGENT R: This goes against everything I stand for, but rules 're rules! Nice dick by the way.

AGENT P: Agent R, where did your uniform go?!

AGENT R: What, that old thing? Ditched it. These conspicuous black rectangles are a helluva lot less restrictive!

translucent censor bars: https://imgur.com/a/OaKdNLN
No. 130936 ID: 1f812f
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Reefa: "Wilt in the glory of the sun, for you are nothing but a shadow of evil. Know that your stench cannot stain the purity of our heart and wilt before our courage. Your hellfire burns only with the heat of sin, the true believers give you no fuel. Our faith is our shield, fear your only weapon. Begone, unclean one. Be cast back into perdition and trouble the righteous no more. Return to the depths of the hateful pit that spawned you!"
No. 130937 ID: 1f812f
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Leimahtaa snorts.
No. 130956 ID: b5fb67
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Sarah falls and conveniently grazes a nearby bush. She hits the sand with a THUD.
No. 130957 ID: b5fb67
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Elena: "Hang on, Sarah! I have a towel for you!"

Sarah: *embarrassed whimper*
No. 130958 ID: 8275cf
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Oken: "Hey the BDPD doesn't need you perverted FBI pencil pushers around streaking and making a mess of our operation.
we're far better equipped to get this nudity problem locked down."
No. 130960 ID: 1f812f
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Oken: "I will not stand for this! I won't let amoral degenerates like you prevent me from bringing order and decency to these proceedings!"

While Oken is ranting, Lizzy steals borrows Victor's t-shirt cannon.

Lizzy: "So you just push this button here?"

Victor: "No! Do not shoot it!"

Lizzy: "Fool, bunny does as she pleases."
No. 130961 ID: 1f812f
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No. 130962 ID: b3c4cf

Oh deer. Well, at least Oken's badge was spared.

I wonder what the Kraken thinks of these subjugation attempts.
No. 130964 ID: 11f77a
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Cybil: FBI? FBI?! Listen here, land-shark. The BDPD has, uh, everything under control and we don't need your faces stickin' in our business!

Cybil: I'll have you know that the More Kraken, discovered by oceanographer Deln Jebediah More the Third, is listed as an endangered species and you shouldn't resort to such reckless violence you brought upon it.

Cybil: Not only that, but you've polluted its natural habitat with your vehicle, and you'll be penalized accordingly!
No. 130965 ID: bef60d

Maybe firing cybil’s bubble at the squid will defeat it?
No. 130976 ID: 8275cf
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The bucket squids freed from their red prison go on a rampage!

Rynh: "Hey! What the hell!? Get this thing offa me!"

Jehral: "The officers were saying not to mess with the squids. It's probably better to let nature take its course."
No. 130978 ID: 91ee5f

No, the officers were saying not to mess with the giant squid. These normal sized squids are fair game.
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