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130632 No. 130632 ID: 11f77a

It's the sandiest day ever where quest characters can hang together at the beach! Bask in the aura of ultraviolet rays and salty air.

You best behave lest the beach police catches you—for they'll be doubling down on their lewdness protocols. We're also hiring.

Previous Beach Days:
https://tgchan.org/kusaba/questdis/res/93859.html
https://tgchan.org/kusaba/questdis/res/102447.html
https://tgchan.org/kusaba/questdis/res/114216.html
https://tgchan.org/kusaba/questdis/res/124701.html
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No. 130831 ID: eeb7d9

>>130817
Now is almost as if they WANTED us to make that one reference.
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No. 130835 ID: 891b91
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130835

Suddenly, a black SUV careens onto the beach, with lights and sirens blaring!
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No. 130836 ID: 891b91
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130836

Thanks to an improbably-placed beach ramp, the SUV launches into the air, headed for the ocean!

"Ready, Agent P?"

"Ready, Agent R!"

"NOW!!"
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No. 130837 ID: 891b91
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130837

The occupants of the SUV land stylishly on the beach as the vehicle maintains an airborne collision course with the kraken!

AGENT P: We heard the Beach Police need help apprehending that kraken!

AGENT R: So we're takin' over! This beach is under federal jurisdiction now!

GENERIC BYSTANDER: Who the hell are you guys?!

AGENTS P & R: We're the FBI...
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No. 130838 ID: 891b91
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130838

AGENTS P & R: ... The Federal Beach Investigators!

KABOOM

AGENT P: A direct hit! Nice driving, Agent R!

AGENT R: Fried calimari, anyone?

AGENT P: Agent R, did you really have to shave off all your wool?

AGENT R: Hell yeah I did! It makes me more aquadynamic! And quicker to draw!

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No. 130839 ID: 18f1c5

>>130837
Hollywood just called. They said they want their car back.
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No. 130842 ID: 214cda

>>130835
>>130836
>>130837
>>130838
Righteous.
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No. 130844 ID: 8275cf
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130844

>>130838
Princess Reefa: "that was the absolute worst rescue I've ever recieved, you nearly blew me to smithereens! My father will have your badges when he hears about this!"
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No. 130845 ID: dc503d

>>130844
i really don't think that was a rescue operation
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No. 130858 ID: 1f812f
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130858

Leimahtaa: "FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS, I HAVE LAY DORMANT. WHO DARES AWAKEN ME FROM ME SL- Oh, it's you idiots..."

Leimahtaa takes notice of Reefa.

Leimahtaa: "Usurper! I will not let you leave this place alive!

The sea begins to boil.
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No. 130860 ID: b5fb67
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130860

>>130817

"No WAY am I going in that damn bucket! Now let me GO!"

Sarah uses her TK abilities...
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No. 130861 ID: b5fb67
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130861

...to shred Herocea's bikini bottoms.
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No. 130862 ID: 9c4f92
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130862

This was supposed to be a relaxing day at the beach. Why does Alice keep coming to these things???
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No. 130863 ID: 802ece

>>130862
dude, just eat it. free meat!
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No. 130864 ID: ad51b8

>>130862
Hey look at it this way, at least the fire isn't pointed at you for once and you're surrounded by nice, non-flammable water to hide in if needed.
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No. 130873 ID: 9876c4

>>130864
Nonflammable boiling water, even!
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No. 130877 ID: 8275cf
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130877

>>130858

Princess Reefa: "by the gods! a fire demon!"

The princess produces a holy symbol

"by the will of Palitum I do not fear you! your ilk have no power beyond that which mortal hearts give them, and I will give you nothing! begone from this holy place!"
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No. 130881 ID: 0ad690

>>130877
I'm pretty sure that's not a demon, reefa...
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No. 130882 ID: 91ee5f

>>130877
That’s a fire dragon. Holy symbols and prayers won’t have any effect on it!
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No. 130883 ID: 171ffc

What if the dragon's religious?
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No. 130885 ID: b3c4cf

>>130858
>FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS, I HAVE LAY DORMANT
More like, since the previous Beach Day. She just really want to get her hands on some seafood, doesn't she?
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No. 130886 ID: 8275cf
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130886

>>130861

Herocea: "How?!"

Herocea drops both Sarah and a pile of squid
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No. 130887 ID: 9c4f92
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130887

Moriko: "Fine, you can have it!"

Moriko rids herself of both bikini top and squid.

Elena: "Give me a second, off you get you little-"

Something heavy thumps to the ground behind Moriko.
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No. 130888 ID: 9c4f92
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130888

>>130862
It's free meat, it's self defence, Alice has to. One bite can't hurt!
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No. 130889 ID: bf2179

>>130888
yep, go wild.
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No. 130890 ID: 11f77a
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130890

Victor: G-get... off me... Sashi!

Victor: Getting... sunburn! Giant... squid!

Victor: Cybil neeeeeds my help!

Sashi: Only if you promise to give me your allowance!

Victor: Fiiiine! Just--ow! Let me free!

Sashi: Aaaand scrub the saunas for the next month!

Victor: Yes! Yes! Git off!
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No. 130891 ID: 11f77a
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130891

Victor: Haha! Yes! Get ready to eat nitro, Ackbar!
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No. 130892 ID: 11f77a
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130892

POOMFF!

SPLAT

SPLUT
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No. 130893 ID: 11f77a
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130893

Victor: Huuuuh...

Victor: This t-shirt cannon requires a specific type of ammunition.

Victor: It's breezy of a sudden...
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No. 130899 ID: bef60d

>>130893
Welp, better call in Eudora.
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No. 130900 ID: 15a025
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130900

Marsh: "Never thought I'd say I miss the cold weather back-."

Skedif: "Pardon again ma'am. Could I bother you for another orange juice?"

Marsh: "Sure. I think I might have to pour something for myself here too. I'm not used to this hot weather."
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No. 130901 ID: 15a025
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130901

Marsh: "Huh, that's strange? Who put all these chains and locks on my cooler?"
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No. 130902 ID: 15a025
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130902

Roxie: "Oh, there you are. Where'd you get the watermelon Candy?"

Raven: "Over here! Would you like a piece?"

Roxie: "I'm not sure..."

Candy: "What? Don't tell me you'd turn down some free fruit? Come on, it's pretty good."

Roxie: "Alright, sure. Cut me a slice too, please."

Raven: "Huh? That's strange. Lucy did you see where the knife went?"

Lucy: "Don't worry, it's right over here."
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No. 130909 ID: 1f812f
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130909

Lizzy:"Hey, how does that thing operate? Is it purely mechanical? It's not magic is it? What's the power supply? How do you get such a complex effect from such a compact design? Can I take it apart to see how it works?"
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No. 130918 ID: 8275cf
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130918

Vivian continues her battle against the Kraken

she's a little worse for wear from all the explosions but her enthusiasm and enthusiasm haven't dulled in the slightest
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No. 130920 ID: 891b91
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130920

AGENT P: What's that? I sense... nudity!

AGENT R: Oh boy! My favorite state of undress!

AGENT P: This isn't a nude beach, Agent R! Hurry, we have to put a stop to it immediately!

AGENT R: This will surely be the most difficult challenge I have ever faced in my thirty-minute career as a Federal Beach Inspector!
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No. 130921 ID: 891b91
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130921

AGENT P: That is inappropriate beach attire, citizen! Use this conspicuous black retangle to cover yourself!

AGENT R: Huh, these things are kinda neat...
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No. 130922 ID: 891b91
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130922

AGENT R: This goes against everything I stand for, but rules 're rules! Nice dick by the way.

AGENT P: Agent R, where did your uniform go?!

AGENT R: What, that old thing? Ditched it. These conspicuous black rectangles are a helluva lot less restrictive!

translucent censor bars: https://imgur.com/a/OaKdNLN
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No. 130936 ID: 1f812f
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130936

Reefa: "Wilt in the glory of the sun, for you are nothing but a shadow of evil. Know that your stench cannot stain the purity of our heart and wilt before our courage. Your hellfire burns only with the heat of sin, the true believers give you no fuel. Our faith is our shield, fear your only weapon. Begone, unclean one. Be cast back into perdition and trouble the righteous no more. Return to the depths of the hateful pit that spawned you!"
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No. 130937 ID: 1f812f
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130937

Leimahtaa snorts.
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No. 130956 ID: b5fb67
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130956

Sarah falls and conveniently grazes a nearby bush. She hits the sand with a THUD.
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No. 130957 ID: b5fb67
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130957

Elena: "Hang on, Sarah! I have a towel for you!"

Sarah: *embarrassed whimper*
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No. 130958 ID: 8275cf
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130958

>>130922
Oken: "Hey the BDPD doesn't need you perverted FBI pencil pushers around streaking and making a mess of our operation.
we're far better equipped to get this nudity problem locked down."
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No. 130960 ID: 1f812f
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130960

Oken: "I will not stand for this! I won't let amoral degenerates like you prevent me from bringing order and decency to these proceedings!"

While Oken is ranting, Lizzy steals borrows Victor's t-shirt cannon.

Lizzy: "So you just push this button here?"

Victor: "No! Do not shoot it!"

Lizzy: "Fool, bunny does as she pleases."
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No. 130961 ID: 1f812f
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130961

PLAP!
BOOMF!
SPLORT!
GLURP!
PLORT!
BAP!

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No. 130962 ID: b3c4cf

>>130961
Oh deer. Well, at least Oken's badge was spared.

I wonder what the Kraken thinks of these subjugation attempts.
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No. 130964 ID: 11f77a
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130964

Cybil: FBI? FBI?! Listen here, land-shark. The BDPD has, uh, everything under control and we don't need your faces stickin' in our business!

Cybil: I'll have you know that the More Kraken, discovered by oceanographer Deln Jebediah More the Third, is listed as an endangered species and you shouldn't resort to such reckless violence you brought upon it.

Cybil: Not only that, but you've polluted its natural habitat with your vehicle, and you'll be penalized accordingly!
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No. 130965 ID: bef60d

>>130964
Maybe firing cybil’s bubble at the squid will defeat it?
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No. 130976 ID: 8275cf
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130976

>>130887
The bucket squids freed from their red prison go on a rampage!

Rynh: "Hey! What the hell!? Get this thing offa me!"

Jehral: "The officers were saying not to mess with the squids. It's probably better to let nature take its course."
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No. 130978 ID: 91ee5f

>>130976
No, the officers were saying not to mess with the giant squid. These normal sized squids are fair game.
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