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5059 No. 5059 ID: b8d3e4

So there's this ancient, crappy Windows-based Strip Poker game from 1994 that only lets you play one on one and has numerous other stupid limitations. Why do I bring this up then?

Because you can make your own challengers!
It takes a bit of work and some outside compiling but it's pretty simple in terms of materials.

SO HERE IS THE PLAN: Make campy, dated strip poker entries for various Quest characters! This is fantastic and cannot possibly go wrong.

DISCLAIMER: Since this is basically just a means of winning a bunch of sequential images you don't have to make it about stripping. You could make it about someone playing in a big sunny field. You could replace losing articles of clothing with hardcore sex acts. Hell you could make a linear adventure with on-image word bubbles in which you progress by winning poker hands and eventually reveal the mysterious endgame!

Included please find:

The Strip Poker "shell" EXE which you load up characters with. Character files are in DLL form. One really low-quality "test" DLL has been included, for Nan. This was done in about ten minutes SO DON'T JUDGE ME MANNN.
You'll also find a third item, a folder with instructions on how to make your own character DLL!

How to Use
When you play, be sure to go into options and choose "Show at normal size" so the images aren't stretched/squashed. It's also a good idea to set starting money to 1,000 instead of 3,000 since that takes forever.
Every time either person runs out of money they'll remove one article of clothing and get back in the game for +$1,000.
In-game, if you're confident of your hand, spam bets of 500 (the max amount). Betting less is pointless and takes forever.
Finally, if your opponent runs out of money, you don't have to actually PLAY the final hand. Just get them to bet their last dollar and they lose.
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No. 55911 ID: 1963d1

This link is 403'd for me? Any ideas why?
No. 55912 ID: c811c4

No idea, it's working for me, so it probably isn't a universal issue.

After the second to last image, there wasn't really much else to be done unless I did a back view of - oh. Hindsight.

Vote Time

Technically I said I'd do Rokoa next since she got second in the last vote, but instead I'll just do another vote to give another character a chance for me to spend 3 months to do a few images.
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snake tits.
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punyglocks again
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Does Lagotrope count as a character? Because if so I vote for him
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Sure Rokoa why not.
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Rokoa foh' shizzle
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Hilt & Lilu
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Row-row-Rokoa, gently down the stream.
No. 55995 ID: e3f578

Switching vote from Polo to Rokoa
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No. 56645 ID: 02d6c5

In light of recent events, Polo AND Rokoa in the same game.
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As much distaste as I have for strip poker, voting for Polo and Rokoa. Because honestly, I want to see the holocaust involved.
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Hell, if you put coffee cake in the pot, Polo might even agree to play. (Rokoa is crazy. And enjoys fucking with people. She'll be easy to persuade).
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Yes please.
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Both of them sounds good.
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Voting both if at all possible.
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I wanted Polo in the first place so I'm going for broke and say yes totally both
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Okay I can't not vote Rokoa and Polo.
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All current made character.dlls that I am aware of, including the new Zane.dll

This package includes the basic game for Windows XP users and a modded DOSBox for Current computers, with a DOSBoxPortable exe that you can click and it just loads the game.

Thanks Squeeg for compiling dlls and helping me organize this, Dylan for programming some magic for easy playing, and Seal for bitching about the thread's instructions and coaxing Dylan into making it not a piece of shit.

have fun!
No. 65611 ID: e53b4d

i am still the king of strip poker

bow before my compiling

(and hit me up if you want me to do it)
No. 65619 ID: ec6d4c

Pretty cool, although having to juggle the windows around every time a different sized picture loads is kind of annoying.

And some of the images are just too big to view at all. Gnollflakes in particular is ridiculous. I'm playing strip poker with a cropped head. :p
No. 65626 ID: e53b4d

You can resize the window and move it around so that it's less difficult to see. LawyerDog's layout is great:

Also click on Options and set it to "Show at normal size."
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Thanks, that does make it easier. Although there's just no good layout for a few images.

...also, I am having entirely too much fun fooling around with this silly windows 3.1 emulation thing. :V

(If you try to feed it anything besides a .bmp for a background it gets upset at you).
No. 65636 ID: e53b4d

The solution is to emulate Windows XP in a VM so it can be any size you want.
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Happy New Year from Jukashi and the Undermind! Radde and Piyerra.

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New .dll

Special thanks to Squeegy for compiling it, and Seal for finding me a program with which to try and do it myself now.
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The best character makes an appearance! Doubly awesome!
No. 66142 ID: 695191

This file seems not to be up anymore, can we get an upload elsewhere?
No. 66148 ID: be7fd9

Here you go.

No. 67579 ID: 65449b

Speaking of mirrors, here's a Demesi .dll mirror:

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How did I just notice this? This excellent. Nice use of the medium.
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Would anyone happen to have the Homestuck dlls or a link to the Mediafire?
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There you go. All that came of my little experiment. Sburbchan got taken down before we could do more, not that many were lining up to make them in the first place.
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Thank you so very much.
No. 70671 ID: 3c70d1

No problem.
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I've converted them to pythonpoker format.
see >>77885

(polite sage)
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