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5059 No. 5059 ID: b8d3e4

So there's this ancient, crappy Windows-based Strip Poker game from 1994 that only lets you play one on one and has numerous other stupid limitations. Why do I bring this up then?

Because you can make your own challengers!
It takes a bit of work and some outside compiling but it's pretty simple in terms of materials.

SO HERE IS THE PLAN: Make campy, dated strip poker entries for various Quest characters! This is fantastic and cannot possibly go wrong.

DISCLAIMER: Since this is basically just a means of winning a bunch of sequential images you don't have to make it about stripping. You could make it about someone playing in a big sunny field. You could replace losing articles of clothing with hardcore sex acts. Hell you could make a linear adventure with on-image word bubbles in which you progress by winning poker hands and eventually reveal the mysterious endgame!

GET THE PACKAGE HERE
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=OXL71FS4
Included please find:

The Strip Poker "shell" EXE which you load up characters with. Character files are in DLL form. One really low-quality "test" DLL has been included, for Nan. This was done in about ten minutes SO DON'T JUDGE ME MANNN.
You'll also find a third item, a folder with instructions on how to make your own character DLL!

How to Use
When you play, be sure to go into options and choose "Show at normal size" so the images aren't stretched/squashed. It's also a good idea to set starting money to 1,000 instead of 3,000 since that takes forever.
Every time either person runs out of money they'll remove one article of clothing and get back in the game for +$1,000.
In-game, if you're confident of your hand, spam bets of 500 (the max amount). Betting less is pointless and takes forever.
Finally, if your opponent runs out of money, you don't have to actually PLAY the final hand. Just get them to bet their last dollar and they lose.
Expand all images
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No. 5060 ID: b8d3e4
File 125627322063.gif - (9.33KB , 510x605 , strings.gif )
5060

HOW DO I MAKE MY OWN CHARACTER?
This is a very good question! If you're pretty handy with computer stuff you can use a very backwards-compatible Windows Resource Editor (Open Watcom works well, here: http://ftp.heanet.ie/pub/openwatcom/open-watcom-c-win32-1.8.exe) to open an existing DLL, like Nan.dll and edit it. The included guide should help you but mostly you'll be doing two things:
1. Importing images by copying them after you've drawn them, then pasting them into the "bitmap" resource menu. As the guide says they're in order, so delete the original (Nan) resource and rename your new one to replace it.
2. Editing the strings to customize your file, so you have flavor text (things they say when folding, winning, losing, etc) to make it seem like you're really playing with that character! WOW!

THIS IS TOO HARD DO IT FOR ME
Okay!
Hit me up on IRC (this is TG_Weaver shhhh) and send me your stuff and I will compile it for you! But here is what I'll need first!
1. Images of your character at various stages of losing, from fully dressed to -- however far they're willing to go! Eight is a good number of images for this. They can be any size or dimension and can be full color too! No more 256 color restrictions! Wow!
2. One single 120x120 image of your character that will be displayed in the DLL browser when picking a character. If you're lazy just crop it out of one of your in-game images.
3. A list of what your character is supposed to say! You can see an example in the attached image.
The MOST IMPORTANT of these things are what they say every time they lose a round, for instance "Oh no I guess I'll take my pants off" or "I wonder what's behind this door" or "I don't think that will fit" or "You're not my real father"! These are important for each "step" of the game, that is, each time you win enough that your opponent has to advance to their next image.
Less important but still relevant are your character's flavor text, so just give me some examples of what they say when they win, lose, fold, raise, call, etc. Nothing special.
Remember that most of these lines have to be kept pretty short because the engine is dated!

That's about it! Get to work! I'll compile for anyone who's having trouble or doesn't want to deal with the hassle.
I hope you enjoy the shitty example I included but hopefully we can get a whole stupid library going and then no one will ever take us seriously again!

Good luck!
>>
No. 5061 ID: 9891a9

This is awesome.
>>
No. 5063 ID: b8d3e4

>>314860
OH I FORGOT
another important line is what they say when you first challenge them or highlight their DLL on the menu. Sort of a YEAH LET'S DO THIS line.

I'll upload the first /quest/pack once I get maybe 3-5 submissions! Let's run this shit into the ground!
>>
No. 5064 ID: 632862

Can anyone get this to run on Vista 64-bit? It gives me this error:

"The version of this file is not compatible with the version of Windows you're running. Check your computer's system information to see whether you need an x86 (32-bit) or x64 (64-bit) version of the program, and then contact the software publisher."
>>
No. 5065 ID: 135d9a

>>314864

Yeah it seems that Vista 64-bit is incompatible with 16-bit programs.

My personal solution was to break out the Eee, which... probably doesn't help you much. :(
>>
No. 5067 ID: 82167e

>>314864
You could try to set up a virtual machine?
>>
No. 5068 ID: 632862

>>314865
Well, I do have a spare computer sitting around, actually, so I guess I'll be plugging that old thing in. I read somewhere that VirtualPC can be used to get around this, but you have to use Virtual PC 2007. That doesn't come with an operating system built-in or something though, because I can't get it to boot.
>>
No. 5071 ID: 9b4559
File 125627986136.jpg - (35.35KB , 351x226 , nanpokercaptcha.jpg )
5071

I went to download this, and this is the captcha I got. Oddly appropriate.
>>
No. 5072 ID: 135d9a

>>314868

Yeah, you're gonna have to get an OS disk image yourself and then install it.

Which I'm currently doing so I can run Myst (although I will probably wind up running the poker game too :V even though I'm awful at it and have already played it on another computer).
>>
No. 5073 ID: 158531

Which CBSF protagonist do you guys want to see?
>>
No. 5074 ID: 632862

>>314873
Imli <3
>>
No. 5075 ID: 8e18cd

Since I know how much you want to see Sul naked, I'll work on Sul DLL later today.
>>
No. 5076 ID: 7eda8b

>>314873
Imli
>>
No. 5077 ID: f4963f

>>314873
Imli.
>>
No. 5078 ID: f4963f

>>314875
Why yes we do want to. <3
>>
No. 5081 ID: 2cbe3e

>>314873

Amadoobus.
>>
No. 5082 ID: 43d730

>>314873
Triplilmus.
>>
No. 5083 ID: 683d41

>>314873
Heshka
Not naked, but with progressively more cybernetic enhancements.
>>
No. 5084 ID: 8e18cd

>>314883

Screw that. I want to see Heshka naked.
>>
No. 5085 ID: 8ce2bf

If you are using 64-bit Vista and don't want the hassle of a virtual PC and just want to see the bitmaps you can use eXeScope to open the .dll (open watcom doesn't work with 64-bit Vista).
http://hp.vector.co.jp/authors/VA003525/Eindex.htm
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No. 5089 ID: 7d87d9

>>314875
But for him it'd be only one round he'd be naked because of the unitard thing he has.

And we can't put John in...
>>
No. 5091 ID: 158531

>>314889
He has gloves, boots and a gas mask too

Then we can watch his boner.
>>
No. 5092 ID: 7eda8b

If the straps of Nan's overalls count, then getting the top half of Sul's one-piece off would count as a step.
>>
No. 5093 ID: b8d3e4
File 125632594229.gif - (9.79KB , 800x483 , strings.gif )
5093

Here's a handy guide of all the strings included in the game that you'll need to customize to make a character. These don't ALL need to be super-unique. Some lines that just say "You win" or "I fold" are fine, no need to go overboard unless it suits the character anyway.

THINGS TO REMEMBER
1. There is a character limit of about 50. This means each line has to be pretty short!
2. There are numerous possible lines for "you win!" or "I win!". This refers to a particular hand, not for the whole game or even for an article of clothing (those are specifically outlined at the bottom). The "Player wins"/"Opponent wins" lines are chosen at random, so this is one of the best places for flavor text.

The text shortcuts are:
%u is how much the opponent bets or raises in monetary units selected. "I'll bet %u" turns to "I'll bet $120" if they're betting $120.
%d is how many new cards they are swapping out for after initial betting. "I'll take %d new cards" turns to "I'll take 2 new cards" if they're changing 2.
%s is the final card value of either the player or the opponent. So "Voila! I have %s" turns to "Voila! I have one pair!" or "Voila! I have a royal flush!" depending on what they have.
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No. 5103 ID: 73ad2b

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=OXL71FS4

Poker Pack 1!
Aggeia, Ven, Ria, Patricia
>>
No. 5106 ID: bd36a1

>>314903
that megaupload link looks like the exact same one from the OP
>>
No. 5107 ID: bd36a1

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=E330AKIV

This one should be the right pack
>>
No. 5108 ID: b1e366
File 125642071888.png - (32.67KB , 165x161 , preview.png )
5108

>Make campy, dated strip poker entries for various Quest characters!

Like I need a(nother) reason to draw goblin boobs.
>>
No. 5109 ID: 73ad2b

>>314906
whoops, wrong Megaupload tab
>>
No. 5114 ID: 2b302b

If only it could turn into Finesse vs Muschio...

I'd also like to see pretty much every Romanticar girl. Damn Reaver's sexy drawings. If i had to pick one it'd be "young" Liza.
>>
No. 5115 ID: b1e366
File 125648363765.png - (17.00KB , 800x600 , Gnollsez.png )
5115

GENTLEMEN! I GIVE YOU... MORE GOBLIN TITS!
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=7356MA8O
>>
No. 5116 ID: 43d730

This has been an opportunity to discover new and interesting things about myself.
Like the fact that I suck balls at poker.


...But will keep trying anyway for the chance or pron.
>>
No. 5117 ID: e4c8f1

I'm beginning to suspect the game is rigged to be easy for the player to win. I usually get three of a kind or two pair and have received with bizarre frequency some four of a kind and full house hands. Meanwhile the AI is terribly stupid and will bet more than a thousand dollars on a hand of one pair.

If you want to get to the good stuff easier just set the starting cash to the minimum of 1000 dollars and you can easily get to the second picture in the first hand.
>>
No. 5118 ID: 9dd38f

>>314917

I usually have very bad luck with getting cards, but that's usually not a problem as you can get a new hand over and over again.

>>314916

I did, too, at first; I managed to beat them all, except Patricia. I'm not going to play against him, either.
>>
No. 5119 ID: c5f90c

I made the mistake of forgetting who Patricia was.

I don't ever want to make such a mistake again.
>>
No. 5120 ID: 6faa8c

>>314919
oh lawdy
>>
No. 5121 ID: 73ad2b

>>314916
Same here.

...like I am an awesome poker player, apparently.
>>
No. 5127 ID: 7d87d9

>>314921
Well a way to exploit the AI is to always MAX BET to run it out of money.
>>
No. 5128 ID: 43d730

Ven, I do not fucking believe you have never played poker before or don't know what you're doing
>>
No. 5129 ID: 9dd38f

>>314928

Fucking ditto, bro. Fucking. Ditto.

Also, in your opinions, who was the hardest out of all of them? For me, it was Aggeia, followed closely by Koz.
>>
No. 5130 ID: 243bba

>>314929

They were all hard until I stopped playing stupidly and folded when I had bad cards. Then they were all easy. Except Nan. Fucking Nan.
>>
No. 5131 ID: 12c240

>>314929
Aggeia was the most difficult for me as well. She beat me twice. But since I bet the max amount almost every chance I bet that's not hard. None of the others have beat me.
>>
No. 5132 ID: f98e0b
File 125652534787.png - (323.84KB , 800x600 , 1.png )
5132

Alright, I cannot play poker for the life of me, but I want in on this.
>>
No. 5133 ID: 595593

>>314931
Same here... huh. I guess Aggeia and Koz are harder because they´re longer, its not like it has different AIs.

Also, this thing needs a more persistent interface, resetting the windows´ positions gets annoying.
>>
No. 5134 ID: 4553b2

>>314932
I want Kat in on this too.
>>
No. 5135 ID: 632862

>>314934
That IS Kat. Cas is purple, Kat is pink. Also Kat is taller, less hippy, and has nipples.
>>
No. 5136 ID: abb30a

>>314935
I think you missed something.
f98e0b says HE wants in on this.
595593 says he wants KAT in on this as well.
595593 knows that Kat is the one in the image.
>>
No. 5140 ID: 7d87d9

>>314931
Its a case of High Risk High Reward.

It either gets you EASY VICTORY of EPIC DEFEAT.
>>
No. 5141 ID: 632862

>>314936
Stupid english being non-specific.

It would've been clearer phrased as "I too want Kat in on this"

Anyway um. Any thoughts on a halloween-themed pack?

Also there's been some talk of making a flash program or something to convert all this to. Everyone would be able to run it that way.
>>
No. 5142 ID: 0b8e37

>>314941
The problem is gonna be making the poker AI, and the fact poker AIs got much better since Win3.11 times xD
>>
No. 5149 ID: 43d730

Two things:

This game is sexist. The player wins and gets sex. The AI wins and... gets to walk away? AI RIGHTS

Separately, I was thinking about who else could go in for this, and had a brilliant idea.

John.
Except the game would only be two iterations long, since she doesn't wear anything, and the second would be the player being torn to pieces out of rage at losing.
>>
No. 5152 ID: 9dd38f

>>314949

I always thought whoever lost had to do whatever the winner wanted. We, obviously, would want sex and the women would want something else. Not sure, as I've never lost yet; whenever I got close, I rage quit because I have such horrible luck.
>>
No. 5153 ID: e0845d

>>314952
I don't know that it's even possible to lose - every time you hit 0, you get 1000 more with the implication that you just took more clothes off.
>>
No. 5154 ID: 43d730

>>314953
After about eight iterations, you lose.
>>
No. 5155 ID: 6248cb

>>314954
I think its more like, amout of steps they have = amount of steps you have.

Nan has 4 steps, so you have 4 'clothes'.
>>
No. 5161 ID: aac1f8

But can images be animated?
>>
No. 5163 ID: 4dbb98

Poker Pack Volume 2 is out!
http://h.imagehost.org/download/0262/pokerv2


This pack contains all 10 characters made so far plus the EXE. I know normally doing it this way would create some bloat but it's only 6 MB and I figure it's easier than having to download like four individual links for newcomers.
Enjoy! Let me know about any problems, because I won't be able to test these completely from now on!
>>
No. 5167 ID: bd36a1

Ok, for when I get some time to do the next set, putting who it is to a vote.
Demesi
Tav
Aggeia (again)
Kyaos (again)
Bondage Chameleon
Ashedel
>>
No. 5168 ID: 43d730

>>314967
Bondage Chameleon would be hard mode and about twenty iterations long.
Imma say Ashedel.
>>
No. 5169 ID: e75a2f

Tav.

It's time for some real dick.
>>
No. 5170 ID: 632862

>>314967
You have permission to do Ashedel?

Anyway I vote for Bondage Chameleon just because it'll be hilarious.
>>
No. 5171 ID: bd36a1

>>314970
yes, I do, I've already talked to Weaver about it
>>
No. 5172 ID: 034e17

Tav or Aggeia
>>
No. 5173 ID: e8d8be

Demesi, do et.
>>
No. 5174 ID: 7de41e

Tav or Demesi
>>
No. 5175 ID: 9891a9

>>314967
Tav.

>>314969
I concur, though if you want REAL DICK we should do Ganne'da.
>>
No. 5176 ID: f8dcc1

Healthy Kyaos.

From Ga'nneda's view.
>>
No. 5177 ID: 7eda8b

Aggeia MkII
>>
No. 5178 ID: 8ce2bf

Tav. <3
>>
No. 5180 ID: 2dd482

Ashedel would be a nice look at Nydevour anatomy
>>
No. 5181 ID: 0b18ab

Aggeia
>>
No. 5182 ID: 9e9b47

aggeia
>>
No. 5186 ID: aac1f8

Ashedel or Aggeia!
>>
No. 5200 ID: 8e18cd

Bondage Chameleon or Tav
>>
No. 5201 ID: f98e0b

I've got the strings and the bmps and all sorts of stuff, but I can't friggin' compile it in eXescope. It just yells at me in moonspeak. I think I'm going to have to send them to you instead. Tomorrow morning, probably.
>>
No. 5202 ID: 0d1fe9

>>314967
Demesi and Tav Please.
>>
No. 5209 ID: 9dd38f

>>314976

This.
>>
No. 5211 ID: 73ad2b

Aggeia MkII or Ashedel
>>
No. 5212 ID: 9d41ab

Aggeia (again) or Aggeia (again)
>>
No. 5213 ID: 2cbe3e

Aggeia! Aggeia!
>>
No. 5215 ID: 7452df

screw you guys, Bondage Chameleon would be the funniest one of all.
>>
No. 5221 ID: 4f736e

Can I still put in a vote for Tav?
>>
No. 5229 ID: f0b373

I'm votan' Aggeia.
>>
No. 5231 ID: af3e6d

Bondage Chameleon for maximum lulz.
>>
No. 5233 ID: 476456

Bondage chameleooooon!
>>
No. 5238 ID: aecb6e

Kyaos MkII
>>
No. 5240 ID: f21281

>>315038
I thought BATTAL DAMAGED Kyaos was Kyaos MKII.
>>
No. 5246 ID: 1d375b

Pre injuries Kyaos would be cute.
>>
No. 5251 ID: f8dcc1

>>315046
Agreed.

Or, you know, after the injuries have healed up and regenerated properly.
>>
No. 5253 ID: bd36a1

Gonna go ahead and close the votan gaemz

ok, looks like Aggeia MkII wins out in the end, beating Tav by a single vote.

Kyaos MkII with I think 5 votes
Ashedel with 4
BC with 5
and Deme with 3
>>
No. 5283 ID: bf1e7e

http://a.imagehost.org/download/0837/Telwis

One to tide people over until the next pack is ready.
>>
No. 5285 ID: a3b36a

I think a Binky one would be awesome.

Yes, I'm talking about the shocker crab.

Think of the hilarity. You're playing poker against a crab.
>>
No. 5286 ID: bd36a1

>>315085
wh... what would he take off?
>>
No. 5287 ID: 9891a9

>>315086
Deme's clothes.
>>
No. 5288 ID: 6faa8c

>>315087
haahahaahahaah
>>
No. 5295 ID: b297d8

>>315085
His text will be composed solely of 'I pinch'
>>
No. 5366 ID: f98e0b

Fixing the screwy dialogue, here's Kat take 2.

http://h.imagehost.org/download/0595/katrina
>>
No. 5369 ID: 1e1932

How many times do you have to win before they actually start stripping down? Cuz I've won against Ven like 8 times and the image hasn't changed.
>>
No. 5370 ID: 43d730

>>315169
You have to drive them to 0 cash a set number of times.
I always end up racking up over a hundred individual hands because I suck at poker.
>>
No. 5371 ID: 4d3daa

>>315170

Even pros fold when they have a shit hand. And it's no good trying to bluff a computer.
>>
No. 5492 ID: bd36a1

I don't know if there's another pack in the works or not, so I'll just go ahead and upload this here

http://a.imagehost.org/download/0268/Aggie

Aggeia 2: Electric Boogaloo
>>
No. 5506 ID: 243bba

Surprised I didn't expect that ending before it happened.
>>
No. 5521 ID: 9dd38f

>>315306

I started suspecting it around the 4th stage, I think it was.
>>
No. 5554 ID: 632862

>>315166
The dialogue is still messed up. Several lines are cut short. There's a typo in there too.
>>
No. 5560 ID: 1e1932

Needs Kuhral, Meshia, Fluffy or Fuuka.
>>
No. 5587 ID: ba0eee

Hell, needs Sanya.
>>
No. 5588 ID: 43d730

>>315387
Whatserface from Antisex Quest.
She'd get more and more irate and confused...
>>
No. 5593 ID: 9c02db

>>315387
Amina AND Sanya
>>
No. 5644 ID: 9891a9

So, now that Weaver has left us, what will become of the strip poker plan? Who can take Weaver's place and compile the image/string sets for those who can't now?
>>
No. 5645 ID: 73ad2b

>>315444
I can! John_Freeman on the chat.
>>
No. 5646 ID: 43d730
File 125730979612.jpg - (13.29KB , 270x260 , ___wut.jpg )
5646

>>315444
Okay, summary for those that don't get IRC?
>>
No. 5647 ID: 135d9a

>>315444

I can as well, and if you can't figure out who I am on IRC you're really not trying very hard.
>>
No. 5649 ID: 9891a9

>>315446
Drama happened, both *eavers left, everyone either angry or sad. This happened last week. Nobody wants to talk about it.
>>
No. 5650 ID: 43d730

>>315449
...Lovely.
Any other signs of the apocalypse I should know about?
>>
No. 5654 ID: 632862

>>315446
Weaver got tired of people being assholes.

That's basically the jist of it. It wasn't just drama from that one day that caused this; it's been a gradual buildup.
>>
No. 5657 ID: 2dd482

>>315454
it's a (somewhat) anonymous image board.

people are assholes.
>>
No. 5658 ID: 4bb122
File 12573129789.png - (221.36KB , 500x618 , This is Unacceptable.png )
5658

I can't believe this.
>>
No. 5659 ID: 9c02db

i feast on drama
i require another sacrifice
>>
No. 5660 ID: 43d730

>>315459
HIE THEE HENCE, LLAMA!
THINE WHISPERED UNGULATE VENOM SHALL NOT AVAIL YOU HERE
THINE FREAKISH HOOF-THINGS HAD BEST BEAT A RAT-TAT-TAT RIGHT OUT THE DOOR
THINE STRINGY COAT OF HATRED SHALL DEFEND THEE NOT AGAINST THE BLESSED WEAPONS ARRAYED AGAINST YOU
HIE THEE HENCE
GET THEE GONE
BUGGER RIGHT THE FUCK OFF
>>
No. 5661 ID: dda9dd

The *eavers are both friends and when people started cranken around with Reaver's last Romanticar (literally spamming 'join marines dur hur') it catalyzed well... the shattering of the foundation upon which tgchan was built.

Tgchan is essentially drawfag Rapture where the quester need not fear the sagefag, and the artist the troll. But now...
>>
No. 5662 ID: 73ad2b

>>315461
Uhh what. We weren't spamming about the marines. Most of us genuinely thought it was a good idea, including me. Reaver just had a hissyfit over it.
>>
No. 5663 ID: 4bb122

>>315461

I think I missed the last Romanticar. What was it about?
>>
No. 5664 ID: 43d730

>>315462
Then we need a better clause for 'I would rather not use that suggestion'.
There's already the 'If the quest author doesn't want sex in the quest and says so, then stop suggesting it', but nothing else.
There's also just not posting when the author ignores you, but that has problems by itself...
Maybe RAILROAD as a safeword or something?
Or STORYPRUNE?
>>
No. 5665 ID: dda9dd

>>315464
I think it comes down to the Author deciding it would be radically out of character for them to choose this choice and outside of the ideals of the quest.

I think some of the Authors are getting through by stating out the character as having a high logic and thus will not simply chose the most popular suggestion, but the one that 'makes sense.'

Also, we already knew Reaver was on a Romance Story kick. So don't go in a start demanding Manly and Gar all up in his Romanticar simply because we know he 'can' do it. Simply dont post in the quest you don't like... it isn't that hard. We can't force an Author to follow 'The Rules' they arbitrary decided to follow themselves.
>>
No. 5667 ID: 8e18cd

It would really be appreciated for the discussion to go back to "Strip Poker", rather than "Weekly Drama".
>>
No. 5673 ID: 9d41ab

I think I'll do a new set, but I'm a man of the people. Which of the following do the People prefer?

Heartsbane?
Unia (from Crowmanticar)?
Jim Crow (from same)?

Another character of mine (list it!)?
>>
No. 5674 ID: 8e18cd

>>315473

Heartsbane
>>
No. 5677 ID: a21815

>>315473
Jim Crow, motherfucker.

Bird is hot as shit.
>>
No. 5686 ID: 4d3daa

Jim crow.
>>
No. 5687 ID: 43d730

>>315473
Spikesby.
Replace all dialogue with 'wak'.
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No. 5690 ID: 7eda8b

>>315473
I would like to answer your question with a question:

Do you have any characters with human-like primary and secondary sexual characteristics?
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No. 5692 ID: 2cbe3e

>>315490

Fraid Glory's just about the closest.

That being said, I vote Sky.
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No. 5693 ID: 9d41ab

>>315490
Almost every character outside of Crowmanticar have secondary sex characteristics (like boobs). Primary is a mystery. Let me just say they are appropriately distributed.
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No. 5696 ID: bd36a1

Seconding Sky, for the love of god, seconding Sky <3
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No. 5698 ID: 9891a9

>>315473
I'll vote for Jim Crow too, as strange as it would be.
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No. 5701 ID: 632862

>>315473
Sky.
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No. 5707 ID: 9c73f3

sky
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No. 5712 ID: e5e279

Unia <3
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No. 6485 ID: 2dd482

if .dll's are still being made, /r/ing the rat girl from Gnoll's gobboquest be made. She's only got like 2 pieces of clothing, so you'll know there's going to be a lot of extra bits.

(also bump)
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No. 6488 ID: d8d733

>>316285
I'd rather go for Tura.
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No. 6494 ID: 5d5878

>>316288
Why not both?
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No. 6495 ID: 6faa8c

>>316294
AT THE SAME TIME
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No. 6496 ID: 5d5878

>>316295
That's what I meant. Why choose?
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No. 6498 ID: d8d733

>>316296
Well if we're going for several i'd go for the wincest deal, Koz and Tura at the same time.
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No. 6501 ID: 5d5878

>>316298
Big ol' happy family. Koz, Tura, the rest o' the gobbos, Nezu, and a very very embarrassed Zepave.
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No. 6514 ID: 1e1932

Needs Nako.
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No. 9084 ID: c0f3bf

*cough*
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No. 9086 ID: cf76ab

>>318884
Subtle.
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No. 9092 ID: abb30a

Hrm. Purely out of a strange curiosity, I wonder if anyone thinks I should do one of these.
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No. 9099 ID: c0f3bf

Yes, though expanding the characters first might be a good idea.
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No. 9103 ID: 7b807e

>>318892
Of course you should.

All quests need strip poker dll files.
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No. 15223 ID: 0b2a05

Bumpo, influx likely coming.
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No. 15285 ID: 3aa01d

>>325023
Yeah you wish. I saw what page this was on before.
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No. 15346 ID: 2c47db

I didn't see this before, it's awesome. I don't suppose we could get some of the newer quest characters into this?
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No. 15357 ID: 6cbca2

>>325146

Seconding this.
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No. 15358 ID: 1ac39d

quester needs tozol boobs, badly.
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No. 15359 ID: e3f578

What, you don't notice the boobs she's just lets hang out all the time?
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No. 15360 ID: 1ac39d

>>325159
are you saying that you don't want more? blasphemy!!
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No. 15537 ID: badf27

goddommit
i was too late to vote.
there is no demesi porn, life is unfair
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No. 15565 ID: a83ce3

>>325337
Someone sure is incorrect.

SUCH THINGS EXIST.

DEMESI/NEV OTP
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No. 15573 ID: a00c7f

Have we ever actually seen his PINGAS, though?
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No. 15575 ID: 8ce2bf

>>325373
http://tgchan.org/kusaba/questdis/src/124816078668.jpg
http://tgchan.org/kusaba/questdis/src/125118537619.jpg
http://tgchan.org/kusaba/questdis/src/125269710846.png
http://tgchan.org/kusaba/questdis/src/125667170539.png
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No. 15605 ID: 10c20a

>>325365
Demesi x Nev doesn't exist. The only Deme x Indahl porn is Ven.
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No. 15608 ID: 8ce2bf

>>325405
;_; It SHOULD exist.
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No. 15686 ID: a83ce3

>>325405
It was Nev turned around the other way.
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No. 15693 ID: 7fb1b1

Stupid sexy Deme...
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No. 16019 ID: d15d30

>>325375
So what about tav pingas? any of it exist?
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No. 16030 ID: 10c20a

>>325819
it is implied that there is a hint of it in the Kyaos poker set. But it's not necessarily what it would ultimately look like.

To be perfectly honest, the genitals of the Journey species were not something I've spent particularly long thinking of how they'd look beyond "Boys have a penus and gurls has a vagina"
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No. 16194 ID: f95872

>>325830
Well, that's no good. You'd better rectify that immediately. We need canon penis shapes. We need to know who has a cloaca. And most importantly, we need to know if Lorhke pussies have those little grippy things in or around them.
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No. 16229 ID: ba41e5

>>325994
Maybe some of them have a vagina like the interior of a hand crank pencil sharpener.
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No. 16237 ID: badf27

>>325994
What does Demesi's dick look like?

I HAVE TO KNOW.
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No. 16238 ID: e3f578

>>326037
>>325375
:/
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No. 16243 ID: f35d0a

>>326037
>8I
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No. 16248 ID: d15d30
File 127487769682.png - (217.09KB , 800x800 , 1274401540315.png )
16248

>>326037
here have some deme pingas.
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No. 16266 ID: 55e935

Deme can make any situation utterly hysterical with that noodle tongue.
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No. 16279 ID: a594b9

It adds more to this situation that he can produce an electrical shock through it.

bzzap
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No. 21375 ID: 7a28df

Thy name is bump.
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No. 21378 ID: e3f578

Goddamn the ladies just love Deme. Bitches just love those big bulbos fucking hips comin' down on them like a goddamn bulldozer.

Which makes me wonder how much of a playa he really is. Lovable, adorable, but his libido? It is a mystery~
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No. 21379 ID: dcf697
File 128107575984.gif - (9.38KB , 701x683 , Nan_Freaks_out_again.gif )
21379

>nan
>stripping
>my face when I don't know how to play poker
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No. 21397 ID: 1e1932

>>331179

I didn't either, at first. This game is real good at making you want to learn fast.
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No. 21402 ID: 3a289a
File 128113222136.png - (19.46KB , 589x375 , 1268980266207.png )
21402

>my face when there are people, presumably young agults or older, and living in a civilized part of the world, who don't know how to play poker
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No. 21411 ID: 12093b
File 128113865237.png - (111.95KB , 300x300 , tattoo.png )
21411

my face when I just extracted the pics from the file and fapped to them instead of actually putting effort in it.
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No. 21418 ID: f16b80
File 128114796323.jpg - (7.28KB , 170x220 , Face of the heavens.jpg )
21418

>>331202
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No. 21421 ID: dcf697
File 128115277829.png - (99.66KB , 218x241 , cool.png )
21421

>>331211

>my face when HOOK ME UP BRO
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No. 21422 ID: 70d9eb

The etiquette on this from before was no straight out posting the images, but extracting them yourself is fine.
eXeScope works for viewing them and works fine on 64-bit operating systems. You can just drag and drop .dlls onto it and look under Resource for the bitmaps and the text strings.
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No. 21424 ID: dcf697

>>331222
Thanks for hooking me up bro
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No. 21425 ID: b4b04d

>>331224
mannnnnnnnnnnnn
it's way more rewarding to actually earn them, most games like this have substandard pictures to the kind of shit you could dig up online but feel more worth it because you had to work for them
that's like the whole point of this strip poker thing instead of just "guys post porn of your characters"
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No. 21427 ID: f16b80
File 12811594085.png - (12.57KB , 644x214 , Look into the soul.png )
21427

>>331222
>>331221
>>331225
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No. 21430 ID: dcf697
File 128116039952.png - (78.96KB , 158x220 , nigga.png )
21430

>>331225
> had to work for them

Earlier in the thread, read that it gave 64bit systems an error anyway.
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No. 21431 ID: 70d9eb

>>331225
It makes me sad that I can't play this properly because I have a 64-bit system. YOU ARE CARELESSLY THROWING AWAY THE BEAUTIFUL GIFT OF UNTARNISHED STRIP POKER, YATTERMANG.
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No. 21432 ID: d14a8b

five card is pretty lame.
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No. 21435 ID: 3a289a

>>331232
Well fuck you and the horse you rode in on. I suppose you prefer that flashy Texas Hold 'em version people play these days? Play it like that, it's got no finesse.
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No. 21436 ID: 6834bc

>>331235
To be fair, neither does our five-card.
We need some finesse.dll in here.
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No. 21461 ID: e9ab30

>>331236
We need more of... well, just about anyone.
There hasn't been a new character in MONTHS.
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No. 21462 ID: 6834bc

>>331261
It's not for lack of reminders.
I've been periodically suggesting character .dlls in #rubyquest and getting people to talk about it, but all that ever happens is someone says "Oh yeah we should make more" and some other person says "But I don't know how to play poker" and then the conversation turns to something else.
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No. 21463 ID: e973f4

>>331262
There also seem to be two or three people who say "I will make one as soon as someone else posts one," which seems like it is unlikely to get anywhere.
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No. 21480 ID: 6547ec

>>331263
Man the second someone else posts one I'm ALL OVER THIS SHIT. And then my roomate finds out and I lose burrito privileges.
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No. 21481 ID: 0fef2e

We need a Windows 7 port for this.
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No. 21485 ID: 81343b

>>331281
we need it to not have stupid limitations like 1 on 1 only
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No. 21486 ID: 0fef2e

>>331285
But first we need Windows 7 compatibility.
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No. 21491 ID: 5d6013

64-bit, you mean. Unless there is some additional issue on win7 32-bit? If so, why in the world do you have win7 32-bit?
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No. 21494 ID: 70d9eb

We would need either a different program or someone to rewrite this one as a 32 bit program instead of 16 bit. Astoundingly, this seems to be the best strip poker game that exists.

Western Strip Poker - Not freeware, custom characters possible in theory, but no custom text.
Roll Yer Own Strip Poker - Not freeware, custom characters, no custom text.
Your Own Strip Poker - Additional characters are .dat files, no clue how to deal with them.
Hentai Anime Poker - I have no fucking clue. This is a terrible program.
Various terrible flash pokers - Not simple to add new characters to, generally awful
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No. 21495 ID: b38a8a

>>331294

>custom characters possible in theory, but no custom text.

It's just an idea, but if it's really a better game, couldn't we ghetto-paste the text on the pictures? Ionno, I guess it would be better than nothing.
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No. 21498 ID: f16b80

I have windows 7 32 bit and this works just fine.
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No. 21504 ID: 70d9eb
File 128131980324.jpg - (45.99KB , 1268x953 , derps.jpg )
21504

Strip Poker Professional Four Demo seems to actually have all the things we would want, custom pictures, custom text, custom sound if you really wanted to, works on 64-bit systems, can play against multiple characters at once, and uses jpg instead of bmp.
The interface is pretty ugly though.
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No. 21506 ID: 70d9eb
File 128132169161.jpg - (151.10KB , 1280x960 , aggie.jpg )
21506

Apparently the text strings are pulled at random instead of in an order like WinSP so it would have to be done GHETTO STYLE and also every dll would need to be converted for use with it. Basically there are no good options that don't involve someone programming a new one.
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No. 21508 ID: a594b9

I still think a Flash version would be a good idea.
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No. 21509 ID: b4b04d

>>331304
>can play against multiple characters at once
That's definitely a plus I suppose. But still, makes it harder to keep the winnings.

Incidentally programming a poker engine is not as easy as you would think.
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No. 21511 ID: 70d9eb
File 12813238987.jpg - (145.61KB , 1272x954 , ghettoyo.jpg )
21511

A flash version would require someone good in flash to actually make it.
I actually found a way to make the text be relevant because the clothing items are allowed to be multiple words, but it's red text on gray and it looks awful. It looks less awful than what the jpeg compression here makes it look like but it's still bad.
Here's the program and what I managed to get done if anyone wants to try and port things over even though it looks terrible. I would try and work on it more but I HAVE THINGS TO DO YO. http://shareboo.com/?4jijc1efdb4dbic6
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No. 21528 ID: 45be60

I am amused by the idea of professional strip poker.
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No. 21531 ID: 8f50fa

>>331211
I want to play the game :colbert:
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No. 21589 ID: f16b80

I have won, and I got fuz.
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No. 21776 ID: bf1e7e
File 128182676926.png - (9.91KB , 512x512 , GStrip1.png )
21776

http://j.imagehost.org/download/0041/poker

.rar containing Nan and G, since I don't have the master file with all the others.
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No. 21834 ID: 7a28df

should not want
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No. 21840 ID: 9c9284

Give in to the DFC
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No. 21895 ID: 445c48

>>331640
I give in.
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No. 22406 ID: d560d6
File 128310034252.png - (38.65KB , 677x342 , pokerhands.png )
22406

>Buckets upon buckets of nagging for someone to write a better poker application
No guarantees, but if you help find bugs in this you improve the probability. Feed it hands, check it classifies them and compares them to the previous hand correctly (including things like resorting to kickers). The "Using" line should be the cards sorted "nicely" to show off the hand.

http://users.ecs.soton.ac.uk/prb/junk/pokerhands.exe
(Should run fine under paranoid limited user settings.)

(The "(0 cards)" is the number of cards in the hand needed to define that category of hand---e.g. a Three of a Kind is 3. You can mostly ignore it. Yes, it's broken in the screenshot.)
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No. 22409 ID: 70d9eb

>>332206
Seems to work properly for all the hands I fed it.
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No. 22419 ID: 9c9284

It says I'm missing some DLL and I suspect I need the Visual C++ redistributable but I'm too lazy to get that now.
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No. 22420 ID: d560d6

>>332219
Redownload and try again; I've made a static build.
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No. 23457 ID: 3ba0c2

wise fwom yo gwave
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No. 23480 ID: 1963d1
File 128520381320.png - (75.50KB , 650x520 , AriseChicken-1.png )
23480

>>333257
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No. 23502 ID: 2563d4

Well, since it got bumped...

http://users.ecs.soton.ac.uk/prb/junk/pokerhands-r1936.cpp

It's looking pretty unlikely that I'm going to spend the time coding up a game for people to wank to, not least as my dev machine is currently in hard drive warranty hell and if I'm going to program anything that tgchan calls for, a less broken collaborative paint tool is far more impressive and I can actually put my name to it, so I can at least offer up the source for hand detection in case someone wants to put a UI and some betting rules around it.
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No. 23506 ID: 197650
File 128527052897.png - (72.05KB , 595x936 , cardtrick.png )
23506

http://www.mediafire.com/?382ufl1fjhehxn6
Well it's finally here, my attempt at making up for the terrible pack I made Weaver first came up with this whole ordeal.

http://www.mediafire.com/?382ufl1fjhehxn6
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No. 23507 ID: 197650
File 128527327652.jpg - (72.80KB , 500x500 , poker pack.jpg )
23507

related
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No. 23536 ID: 22038c

>>333307
what
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No. 25457 ID: 445c48

So, has there been any progress on the new program?
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No. 28567 ID: c700ce

When do we get Elizabeth?
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No. 28573 ID: 1963d1

>>338367
After Half Life episode 3 comes out.

I wish I was joking, but everybody involved in this has moved on to bigger and better things.
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No. 28588 ID: 445c48

>>338373
>Implying there are bigger and better things than strip poker
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No. 28593 ID: 2563d4

>>338388
Given the competitors for my tgchan-related free time include "Collaborative Network Paint Tool That Doesn't Suck" and "Ruby Quest: The Game, No, Really, We're Going To Fucking Finish This", something I can't even point to in polite company ("wrote strip poker game for a bunch of furries") ends up in the "dropped like a potato sack full of unwanted puppies into the churning river below" pile. Along with my shitty quest.
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No. 28621 ID: 445c48

>>338393
I can't really say anything I do on the internet in polite company, except for "read gizmodo and wired and shit".

I need to find better things to waste my time on
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No. 29006 ID: 6d4402

I still hold out hope for this program. I downloaded Windows XP Mode for you, CSPA.
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No. 29007 ID: 6d4402
File 12937195648.jpg - (27.83KB , 480x360 , 15cyp3l.jpg )
29007

Here is a Complete Poker Pack with all of the .dlls I can find plus the program.
http://www.filedropper.com/poker_2

If you can't run the program swing by and pick up Windows XP Mode:
http://www.microsoft.com/windows/virtual-pc/download.aspx

If you can't run the program because you're a HORRIBLE LINUX/MAC JERK then try WINE or something I don't know:
http://www.winehq.org/
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No. 29010 ID: 2563d4

>>338807
Isn't it a Windows 3.1 app? You can install that under DOSBox (I'm sure people can find Win3.1 install disks online if they don't have any real ones) and run that on almost anything that matters, and even things that don't, like Macs.
http://vogons.zetafleet.com/viewtopic.php?t=9405
Also then if someone fills one of the DLLs with a virus that summons arcane evil into your computer, Cjopaze will be neatly contained and can be used as a decorative lava lamp.
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No. 29023 ID: 6d4402

I tried installing 3.1 onto DOSbox but it gave me a 'can't be run in DOS mode' error.
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No. 29064 ID: 2563d4

>>338823
DOSBox'd Poker: >>/moo/1336
A 11.3MB RAR'd DosBox environment that boots straight into the game, true-colour SVGA, tested on 64-bit Windows 7. Audio too, but the game doesn't seem to have any, and I didn't install CANYON.MID to keep the size down.

To set it up:
- Install DOSBox for your platform. http://www.dosbox.com/
- Extract the RAR somewhere.
- Edit the bottom of the dosbox.conf in the DosBoxPoker folder to have the full path where you extracted it to, e.g. mount c: C:\Games\DosBoxPoker
- Create a shortcut (or alias or whatever works for you platform) to the DOSBox EXE you installed with a -conf argument of the .conf file, e.g. "C:\Program Files (x86)\DOSBox-0.74\DOSBox.exe" -conf C:\Games\DosBoxPoker\dosbox.conf (you might also want to make sure that the Working Directory is the poker one so any screen captures you make using DOSBox go there)

When you launch that shortcut, a DOS VM should boot up Win3.1 and then straight into the game (you might want to play with its Options to fit the screen better, or just maximize it). Exit Windows to shut it down again cleanly. Ctrl-F10 grabs/ungrabs the mouse.
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No. 29112 ID: 445c48

>>338807
Glorious
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No. 31347 ID: 70d9eb

>>338864
It runs fine for me, but trying to actually play in 800x600 is terrible.
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No. 31355 ID: 2563d4

>>341147
To change the resolution Windows 3.1 runs at:
- Put rem in front of win and exit from the very bottom of dosbox.conf (e.g. "rem win")
- Run DOSBox
- cd windows
- setup
(It's important you're in C:\Windows in DOSBox to do this. If you're in C:\, setup will try to reinstall Windows.)
- Select Display
- Scroll down the list to one of the "S3 864" drivers. You want a version with "SF" on the end, since this is "small" (normal) fonts, and "LF" ones may cause Poker to lay out wrong. You want as many colours as you can get. I've had no luck getting it working properly above 1024x768.
- Select Accept the configuration
- Hit Enter to keep the existing driver
- Type win to test it.
- If everything's broken, just restart DOSBox and pick a different display line
- Remove the rems from dosbox.conf when you're done
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No. 32168 ID: 342f16
File 129875574533.jpg - (68.46KB , 440x291 , 2008_stock_market_crash.jpg )
32168

Pick one:

• Penji (Tozol Quest)
• Chloe (Aberration)
• Fuze (Crash Quest)
• Tiak (Last Flifht of the Sparrow)
• Someone Else (None of the Above)
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No. 32170 ID: 8e18cd

Chole
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No. 32171 ID: 2563d4

>>341968
Ooh, ooh, None of the Above Quest!
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No. 32173 ID: 8d8786

Fuze
>>
No. 32174 ID: 1854db

>>341968
I'm gonna go with Penji. However, if that's rejected by Test, then Chloe.
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No. 32175 ID: be0741

>>341968
Penji
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No. 32177 ID: d677cc

rolled 2 = 2

>>341968
>Tiak
Hahaha.

Um, but... I dunno. Rolling for it.
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No. 32238 ID: 390c5b

>>341968
penji
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No. 32243 ID: 75d7a9

penji
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No. 32244 ID: 1a693f

>>341968
Why Fuze? Why not Oken? I vote Oken.
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No. 32246 ID: 29fbe3

>>342044
Agreed, we need to see DAT ASSNIA.
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No. 32248 ID: 4e6eaf

penji
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No. 32252 ID: 180ec2

Penji is the best choice.
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No. 32253 ID: 43d730

>>341968
Chloe on the logic that she's now wearing about two pieces of clothing and everything after that would be bodywarping.
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No. 32256 ID: 0d1fe9

>>341968
Fuze ftw
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No. 32257 ID: 221021

Penji!
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No. 32258 ID: 22ae4e

Fuze~
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No. 32259 ID: b6c6fc

Oken, cause Q said it was the right answer
and I forgot to study
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No. 32261 ID: 2563d4

>>342059
Oh, well, if Q said so it had better be that one.

Also the idea of Cockhole drawing someone as dainty as Oken amuses me. :V
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No. 32263 ID: 42855f

(the real answer is both fuze and oken, fuze on oken's shoulders, stripping underneath a large overcoat as they pretend to be people)
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No. 32264 ID: 70d9eb

>>342063
This is the correct answer
>>
No. 32266 ID: 38fa15

Fuze on Oken's shoulders does seem like the best plan.
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No. 32268 ID: 8555c2

>>342063
best answer.
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No. 32269 ID: 8e18cd

Fuze on Oken. Totally
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No. 32270 ID: 15b51b

>>342066
My vote is that it not be this.
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No. 32271 ID: b6c6fc

>>342070
what's the matter test? you jealous?
:3c
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No. 32273 ID: 2a2f6b

I vote for penji, and reject fuze/oken!
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No. 32274 ID: 8092e6

>>341968
Someone else. lucids fembot musashi.
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No. 32275 ID: d6ae01

>>341968
Someone mentioned Fuze AND Oken? :roz: maybe that will be my vote.
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No. 32276 ID: 9b6c31

Fuze+Oken combo.
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No. 32277 ID: fb06fb

Fuze, because Fredrick will slap me if I pick anything else. :V
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No. 32278 ID: 342f16
File 129884208194.jpg - (23.70KB , 320x214 , Jump-you-fuckers.jpg )
32278

Through ENLIGHTENED DEMOCRATIC PROCESS wins Penji of Tozol Quest with 8 votes.
Through HEINOUS BOLSHEVIK OVERTHROW win Oken and Fuze of Crash Quest with 6 votes.

Seriously, guys, I said one character. Not gonna snub your votan, tho, so it's two winners.
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No. 32279 ID: 0ef56a

>>342078
I'm too cool for time limits.

I vote Fuze.

Also this isn't the 2000 presidential election and we don't run on the electoral college.

Deal with it.
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No. 32280 ID: 0ef56a

OH ALSO HERE'S WHAT PENJI THINKS
:penjitree:
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No. 32281 ID: b6c6fc

MORE VOTING!

it is time to vote on which character I will make a .dll for
Oken and Fuze are no longer elligable, as a dll is already going to be made of them
(feel free to still vote for them, but all such votes will be ignored)
also if you want to vote for a character that isn't my own you can vote for that too
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No. 32282 ID: 8e18cd

>>342081

Gore and Zane
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No. 32283 ID: 2563d4

>>342081
Bangles.

She takes off a single bangle at a time. :V
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No. 32284 ID: d75cab

Enrad.
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No. 32285 ID: 15b51b

Can I vote for Fuze by himself?

If not, Bangles.
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No. 32286 ID: d677cc

>>342081
Bangles, I guess?
>>
No. 32287 ID: fb06fb

I'll hop on that Bangles bandwagon because >>342083 has the most hilarious idea.
>>
No. 32288 ID: 1a693f

Bangles!
>>
No. 32289 ID: 26f76d

New batch of .dlls? Hopefully some more artist will follow.

Also Bangles
>>
No. 32290 ID: 70d9eb

Crash Quest Hoft.
>>
No. 32291 ID: 180ec2

Everybody is voting for Bangles, so I guess I'll do that too.
>>
No. 32293 ID: 43d730

>>342081
Zane, getting more and more irate at losing armor.
>>
No. 32295 ID: 15b51b

I change my vote to Zane.
>>
No. 32297 ID: 543aa6

Adding my vote for Angry Zane. Oken is a distant second.
>>
No. 32299 ID: 0d5620

ZANE
>>
No. 32301 ID: 4e6eaf

Zane
>>
No. 32302 ID: bf1e7e

>>342081

Mint.

Starts smug, gets more and more annoyed as she starts losing despite expecting an easy victory and getting to stare at somebody naked.

Very clearly the best idea.
>>
No. 32304 ID: e3f578

>>342081
Rose man
come on you've seen her in that nurse uniform she actually has something to hide
LW man, you don't even draw naughty, sexy things (Nurse Rose aside). What's the change of heart?
>>
No. 32308 ID: 207b57

Am liking the Zane idea.
>>
No. 32309 ID: 3eb0bc

>>342081
Moar Bangles.
>>
No. 32312 ID: 1854db

Bangles.
>>
No. 32316 ID: 2dd482

Bangles!
>>
No. 32323 ID: 6b2b68

Zane sounds hilarious and adorable to me. Also sexy.
>>
No. 32327 ID: c460ad

I vote Zane.
>>
No. 32329 ID: 8c0848

Zane.
>>
No. 32332 ID: 221021

I vote bangles. Tip the balance!
>>
No. 32335 ID: d6ae01

>>342081
.....................bangles
>>
No. 32336 ID: ce15d1

Bangles
>>
No. 32338 ID: d4e5b4

Zane all the way
>>
No. 32341 ID: d0eaad

Sweet Mary Zane.
Zane forever.
Times a million.
>>
No. 32365 ID: 40cb26

Bangles!
>>
No. 32366 ID: a33914

Bangles.
>>
No. 32368 ID: 259738

Zane
>>
No. 32369 ID: 10c20a

I vote Kirska, even though I know there's no chance for her to win :<
>>
No. 32370 ID: 9dd8c4

Bangles, and remember dlls end w/ sex
>>
No. 32372 ID: 40cb26

>>342170
Not with all of them, no.

Only the good ones.
>>
No. 32382 ID: d4e5b4

Zane.
>>
No. 32386 ID: cc04a7

Zane is a much better choice than Bangles.

Zane? Angry sex. Bangles? She'd either not know what sex is or bite off your dick, neither of which are good options.

I vote Zane.
>>
No. 32388 ID: 383006

Bangles b/c all y'all is bustas.
>>
No. 32389 ID: 6d014e

Bring the pain with ZANE!

Also, ending with security footage of Zane touching herself in the shower would be good if LW's .dll's aren't going to end in actual sex.
>>
No. 32394 ID: b6c6fc

sorry, but my .dll will not have Sex nor masturbation, tasteful nudity is the best you can hope for guys

>>342104
I have no real objections to drawing nudity, personally I just do feel like it, and I've never been that good at it either. but I feel this will give me a chance to improve my posing and make something that the community can enjoy
>>
No. 32400 ID: bf1e7e

Changing my vote from Mint to Bangles, just to give her a more comfortable cushion.
>>
No. 32401 ID: 342f16

Bangless.
>>
No. 32403 ID: 543aa6

>>342194
>nudity
that's cool
>tasteful
YOU A BUSTER
>>
No. 32413 ID: 9b6c31
File 129901873284.png - (5.09KB , 89x101 , gsdgsgsd.png )
32413

http://www.mediafire.com/file/gdcay2r6dardjqr/HelenaDLL.zip
:I
>>
No. 32414 ID: 543aa6

>>342213
it's cool nobody wanted to see her ugly ass naked anyway
>>
No. 32424 ID: b6c6fc
File 12990247513.jpg - (170.84KB , 618x428 , SexyBangles.jpg )
32424

Bangles:18
Zane:16

so now it's official, I'll start working on bangles.dll as soon as I can
>>
No. 32428 ID: dad664

>>342224
And that's why you didn't win, Zane :U
>>
No. 32451 ID: bf1e7e

>people not voting for mint

FINE THEN. I'LL DO IT MYSELF.
>>
No. 32452 ID: 70d9eb

>>342251
But what about Galliard?
>>
No. 32453 ID: bf1e7e

>>342252

The program is inadequate for a galliard.dll!
>>
No. 32455 ID: b6c6fc

it's true! the program would have to be adjusted so that Giliard always gets the losing hand
>>
No. 32456 ID: 70d9eb

>>342255
Obviously the reason that Galliard sometimes wins a hand is that he is in two minds about stripping and sometimes he wants to strip down for you.
>>
No. 32457 ID: 2563d4

>>342251
I consider this an entirely acceptable outcome.
>>
No. 32463 ID: 42855f

>>341968
>>342081
whoa hey a bandwagon
better hop the fuck on

well, that is uh, i will
but i'm not exactly sure what characters to put together into a list to choose from
so why don't you guys suggest some characters
i'll pick from that and probably IRC suggestions
and then we'll have ourselves a good old fashion country votedown

sound fine? if so, please suggest a character!
and please avoid this-ing or repeating suggestions already made
>>
No. 32464 ID: 2563d4

>>342263
>please avoid thising
You could just take the suggestions as votes in the first place and streamline the process?

Chloe, since IRC keep saying it and I suspect you could do it well.
>>
No. 32465 ID: 42855f
File 129910509629.png - (17.63KB , 600x600 , whysosmalltime.png )
32465

>>342264
Yeah, pretty good point actually.
Scratch what I said about this-ing and nonsense like that. Have at it, champs.
>>
No. 32466 ID: e2f0ab

Sekani.
>>
No. 32467 ID: b6c6fc

OOH!, OOH!,I WANT PIE!
>>
No. 32468 ID: 8e18cd

Chole is actually a good pick
>>
No. 32469 ID: fe879f

>>342265
Sourg
>>
No. 32471 ID: 70d9eb

>>342265
Kafiq.
>>
No. 32472 ID: dad664

>>342263
I'm going to feed my ego and say Chloe :U
>>
No. 32474 ID: 342f16

Chloe.
>>
No. 32475 ID: 42855f

>>342273
Yeah in retrospect I probably REALLY should have come up with one beforehand.

So, give me a bit and I'll put together a list that people can actually vote from.

Chloe.dll will be done.
>>
No. 32476 ID: b6c6fc

Cockhole made this list of suggestions on IRC:

Cockhole:Chloe,Fuze,Oken,Venji,Aggeia 3,Nev,Tiak,Dilia
>>
No. 32477 ID: bf1e7e

>>342265

I'll take some pie
>>
No. 32478 ID: 2563d4

>>342277
Do you really want WarmApplePie.dll?

Oh, right, 8.3. Uh, wrmaplpi.dll.
>>
No. 32479 ID: 180ec2

In that case, Venji!
>>
No. 32480 ID: 2563d4

>>342277
Do you really want WarmApplePie.dll?

Oh, right, 8.3. Uh, wrmaplpi.dll.
>>
No. 32483 ID: 6b2b68

We do not need Aggeia 3.

We need Recovered and Healthy Kyaos
>>
No. 32486 ID: f7166d

WE NEED fGHOST
>>
No. 32488 ID: 42855f
File 129911274044.jpg - (28.69KB , 310x400 , its-fucking-on-now-chaps.jpg )
32488

>>342275

Rynh (Fortune's Call)
fGhost (uh, fGhost)
Nic (Bubble Bucket)
Venji (er, Venji)
Warm Apple Pie (Delicious)
Something Else Altogether?

HAVE AT IT, BOYOS
>>
No. 32490 ID: abb30a

>>342288
TIAK
>>
No. 32491 ID: e3f578

Newcomer Rynji
>>
No. 32492 ID: d677cc

>>342288
Venji?
>>
No. 32493 ID: 8e18cd

>>342288

Ryhn
>>
No. 32494 ID: 4e6eaf

Venji
>>
No. 32495 ID: 197650

>>342288
Rynh
>>
No. 32497 ID: fb06fb

>>342288
fGhost, yay~
>>
No. 32498 ID: 383006

fGhost
>>
No. 32499 ID: bf1e7e

fGhost
>>
No. 32500 ID: f88f02

Ryhn!
>>
No. 32502 ID: 49d8f4

Tiak, or I guess fGhost if Tiak loses.
>>
No. 32503 ID: 2563d4

Spess Ant Bruce Willis.
>>
No. 32504 ID: c9973f

fGhost
>>
No. 32505 ID: 8c0848

fGhost
>>
No. 32506 ID: e3f578

>>342303
oh man are we doing celebrities now?
lessee I am totes changing my vote from Rynh to Anne Hathaway
>>
No. 32507 ID: c460ad

Rynh!
>>
No. 32510 ID: b6c6fc

Rynh
>>
No. 32511 ID: 70d9eb

Fuckin' spess ant Tiak.
>>
No. 32512 ID: 1963d1

>>342288
Seriously, why don't we ALREADY have one for Rynh?

This is also a vote for Rynh, in case anybody couldn't tell
>>
No. 32513 ID: dad664

>>342288
Disgruntled Dragonbold Hybrid Female.
>>
No. 32514 ID: 75d7a9

Rynh
>>
No. 32515 ID: 40cb26

Rynh, because Rynh
>>
No. 32516 ID: 55c4cf

>>342288
fGhost
>>
No. 32517 ID: 15b51b

Aggeia 3
>>
No. 32519 ID: 5b95eb

>>342288
Rynh
>>
No. 32520 ID: e2f0ab

Ryyyyyyyynh
>>
No. 32522 ID: 543aa6

Rynh as a real answer
>>
No. 32523 ID: 43d730

Another vote for Rynh.
>>
No. 32525 ID: 2c7b61

>>342288
Rynh!
>>
No. 32526 ID: fb10df

Rynh..
>>
No. 32527 ID: 197650

>>342288
warm apple pie.
Yes I already voted, but fuck you.
>>
No. 32532 ID: 36206f

fGhost
>>
No. 32536 ID: 1854db

Rynh dammit.
>>
No. 32537 ID: 25e2c8

>>342288

Gonna have to go with Rynh; fGhost would be glorious, though, I admit.
>>
No. 32540 ID: bb1dec

>>342288
fGhost, because hilarious
>>
No. 32545 ID: 2dd482

Rynh!
>>
No. 32549 ID: f2fc4f

fGhost!
>>
No. 32552 ID: a8f017

Venji!
>>
No. 32604 ID: 228c58

fGhost
>>
No. 32609 ID: 07416a

Ryhn. Well, both. I can't imagine drawing a fGhost dll would take long...
>>
No. 33641 ID: 70d9eb

People that have made claims of dlls that are not yet posted: Slinkoboy, Lucid, Seal, Bite, Weaver, Cockhole, Cockhole, LonelyWorld, MrQ, Numbers, Larro, Jukashi, Cirr.
>>
No. 33646 ID: 5b95eb

>>343441
>People that are trolling the strip poker thread:
>>
No. 33652 ID: b6c6fc

Hey, I'm totally working on it, .dll's just take time is all
>>
No. 33656 ID: 10c20a

hey, like I said, the dll I had been working on vaporized when my hard drive exploded
>>
No. 33657 ID: 70d9eb

I'M NOT MAKING ANY JUDGMENTS I'M JUST SAYIN' IS ALL
JUST SAYIN'
>>
No. 33660 ID: b2908d

I totes have all the pics and text done (well, there were a few minor corrections I'd have liked to do, but I've been unexpectedly busy). However, because I have a mac, I can't make the .dll myself.

If only someone could do it for me...
>>
No. 33662 ID: dad664

>>343460
Meant to tell you that Cockhole volunteered to assist with that, btw.
>>
No. 33665 ID: 8540e9

>>343441
I'm just slow. :(

>>343462
Correct. Anyone who wants their .dll compiled could nudge me on IRC.
>>
No. 33728 ID: b2908d

BEHOLD

http://www.filedropper.com/maolla

Thanks be to Squeegy for making the .dll, and thanks also to Theta and Seal, for giving me advice that I never got around to implementing because I ended up being too busy. :/
>>
No. 33729 ID: cb45f0

>>343528
Don't forget testing :3c
>>
No. 33731 ID: b2908d

>>343529

Oh yes, that reminds me - two lines are transposed! The "last piece" line is supposed to be for the panties picture, but it's been swapped with the one before it! I guess that correction will have to be saved for the improved version, when I have time to make all the art corrections I wanted.

:P
>>
No. 33732 ID: dad664

>>343531
Maolla.dll II - Electric Scellor Boogaloo
>>
No. 33795 ID: cb45f0

>>343531
whoops fuck well i fixed it for future reference
>>
No. 33917 ID: bf1e7e
File 130066235474.png - (59.07KB , 400x400 , 01.png )
33917

http://www.filedropper.com/mint_1
>>
No. 34270 ID: bc7124

So how about that Rynh?
>>
No. 34271 ID: bc7124

This thing doesn't work on Windows 7. How do I make it work on Windows 7?
>>
No. 34272 ID: 2563d4

>>344071
It doesn't work under 64-bit Windows.
You can work around that by running it in a DOS emulator:
>>338864
>>
No. 34279 ID: bc7124

>>344072
I don't understand heads or tails of those instructions! Where is a dosbox.conf?
>>
No. 34302 ID: bc7124

>>338864
Okay, I think I did everything this asked, but whenever I do launch the shortcut, it just says that the drive C is mounted into this and this directory. From there I can try and launch the program itself, but it says it needs Windows to run.
>>
No. 34896 ID: b6c6fc
File 130229826958.jpg - (45.21KB , 447x492 , BanglesPokerPreview.jpg )
34896

just a preview of what to be expecting . . .

feel free to ask any questions
>>
No. 34897 ID: c60d62

>>344696

How does it make you feel to draw bows on the ends of gnoll tails?
>>
No. 34898 ID: 1963d1

>>343717
>>343528
These two file uploads are broken :(

Could someone re-upload them or fix it somehow?
>>
No. 34900 ID: 70d9eb

>>344698
http://www.multiupload.com/Q6MJS5SOGX
This should be all of them, along with the program.
>>
No. 34901 ID: bc7124

>>344102
Anyone?

Really, I've used DosBox for years, and I'm pretty sure I did nothing more than make it autorun Strip Poker - which it can't do any more than through manual run because I don't have Windows.
>>
No. 34908 ID: 2563d4

>>344701
I don't understand what you're saying.
Start over and follow the instructions more carefully this time. You shouldn't need to do anything else because the poker program is already in the Startup Program Group.
>>
No. 34925 ID: 4eea13

>>344708
Oh wait, there was a link at the top that linked through about million other quotes before finally ending up into a "This is a very complicated instruction on how to install Windows 3.1 through DOSBox without messing up your computer!". Right...

I think I'll wait for Rynh before starting to mess up with this stuff.
>>
No. 34928 ID: 2563d4

>>344725
What are you doing. /o\
You do not need to try to install Windows. The whole point is I have already done that for you. All you need to do is extract the RAR, edit one line of configuration, and point DOSBox at it.
>>
No. 34929 ID: 4eea13

>>344728
Oh hey now it works. Thanks.

A bit slow, though...
>>
No. 35270 ID: c6d3dc

I know this is kind of off topic, but are there people on other boards doing this? Because it actually seems like a really great idea, and the content produced here is good, so...just wondering.
>>
No. 35424 ID: c6d3dc

>>345070

The only other one I know about is on mspachan, and it sadly doesn't count because they haven't generated any content for it yet.

So, if any of the artists here are Homestuck fans and want to contribute they'd probably like it.

http://mspachan.net/aart/res/6036.html
>>
No. 35574 ID: b6c6fc
File 130343904897.png - (19.23KB , 120x120 , BanglesPokerIcon.png )
35574

Challenger Bangles has appeared
can you beat her at a game of Strip poker?
only one way to find out!

http://www.filedropper.com/bangles_1

carefull this .dll is very long! at 14 images, it might take quite a while to run through the entire thing!

anyways this is my way of supporting the TGchan community and a show of my appreciation for the site and community! Enjoy

P.S. I would kindly ask that you not extract and/or distribute the images found within the .dll


special thanks to squeegy who compiled and tested the .dll
>>
No. 35580 ID: b6c6fc

http://www.filedropper.com/bangles_2

that should fix the problems!
>>
No. 35582 ID: 8f7ec0

Bangles was clearly the correct character to win the vote. a+ congratuwelldone would play poker with Bangles again
>>
No. 35583 ID: 40cb26

>>345380
I don't know if it's just me or this host, but file dropper is just transfer dropper. Can we get a mirror up anywhere else? Even rapidshare will do.
>>
No. 35584 ID: 7b564c

>>345383
http://www.multiupload.com/WYX6756XRP
>>
No. 35586 ID: e3f578

Jesus Christ she was tough to beat. Fuck, I really thought she was cheating she pulled so many four of a kinds in the first game on the last goddamn slide I lost and I was fucking rolling in the dough.
>>
No. 35590 ID: af830a

Oh Bangles, you crazy puppy. Why would you continuously bluff with pairs lower than fives.

Thanks, Ronery!
>>
No. 35591 ID: 07416a

>>345386
But how could hiding cards be cheating?!?
>>
No. 35592 ID: 4eea13

Great! Rynh soon?

What about Raital?
>>
No. 35593 ID: 4eea13

Also I only got about seven images with Bangles. I think it skipped out a few.
>>
No. 35595 ID: 1854db

>>345380
Holy crap that was a lot of images. What was that, 14? And very well done too! This is the kind of strip poker experience I was expecting at first, really.
>>
No. 35598 ID: b6c6fc

>>345393
hmmm that's an Odd problem, no one else seems to have that issue, so it might be something on your end
>>
No. 35599 ID: 4eea13

>>345398
Yeah, it turns out I just couldn't count. I kept losing count and a couple of them didn't have any comments when the picture was changed, which confused me into thinking that it actually missed a step or two.
>>
No. 35604 ID: b6c6fc

>>345399
if there should be dialog for every image
if there isn't, it's probably because your using the first version that was uploaded

try using on of these versions instead
>>345380
>>345384
>>
No. 35607 ID: 4eea13

>>345404
I am.
>>
No. 35608 ID: b6c6fc

>>345407
hmmm it might be a mouse thing then, sometimes, I've noticed if you hold down a click too long it skips a message or two
>>
No. 35612 ID: 4eea13

>>345408
I don't use mouse at all.
>>
No. 35613 ID: b6c6fc

the problem has been identified, and is being worked on
>>
No. 35615 ID: c6d3dc

Aww, was hoping for some secks at the end. But oh well, still good one.
>>
No. 35616 ID: 1854db

>>345404
I was using the second version, and didn't get dialog for some of the images.
>>
No. 35617 ID: 40cb26

>>345416
Could just be your copy, if you got it from filedropper. Maybe redownload from one of the mirrors?
>>
No. 35620 ID: b6c6fc

no, the .dll is broken, I'm working on getting it fixed
>>
No. 35651 ID: b6c6fc
File 130360273250.png - (19.06KB , 120x120 , BanglesIconV2.png )
35651

http://www.filedropper.com/bangles_3

Things fixed:
Dialog should all appear properly
fixed art for Icon, and frame 8
changed dialog 920, so that it is no longer the same as 951
>>
No. 35652 ID: 4eea13

>>345451
Now none of the dialogue shows up.
>>
No. 35653 ID: 70d9eb

Works perfectly fine for me.
>>
No. 35656 ID: 8dd1ee

>>345451
Just tried it, and it only got one image in before ending. I'll redownload it and try again.
>>
No. 35658 ID: 8dd1ee

>>345456
There we go. Assuming it ends with her threatening to stab me in the face, then it worked perfectly.
>>
No. 35659 ID: b6c6fc

>>345452
myself and Squeegy have both tested this .dll, and have found that it works

if no dialog is showing up then the problem must be on your end
>>
No. 35676 ID: 4eea13

All right, I redownloaded it and now it works. The new file was roughly twice the size than the one I first downloaded.

Conclusion: it's not ALL my fault, because Filesdropper is also a horrible piece of shit.
>>
No. 35677 ID: 4eea13

Also, those guys over at mspachan are finally coming up with something concrete, but don't seem to know how to put them all together in a proper strip file. Could someone go over there and help them out?
>>
No. 35686 ID: 1854db

Holy FUCK filedropper is shit. I just tried to download it 10 times and didn't get past 4 mb. The size of the file is 8 mb.

Someone upload it somewhere else for the love of god.
>>
No. 35689 ID: c8d4b8

>>345477
No. Go back to masturbating to 13 year olds.
>>
No. 35690 ID: 70d9eb

http://www.multiupload.com/TQTU2LBAMP
The newest Bangles.dll on alternate hosts.
>>
No. 35720 ID: c6d3dc

>>345489
Oh hey look, an unpleasant anon. Those are rare. I'm just going to write that down in my journal.

"Met. An. Anonymous. Douche. Online."

There we go.


Oh...there seem to be a lot of entries like that.
>>
No. 35734 ID: 4eea13

>>345520
Well to be fair, he had a point. Fapping to 13-year-olds is a lot worse than what we're doing here.

Sure shut me up.
>>
No. 35744 ID: c6d3dc

>>345534
Some of the characters made here look like 13 year olds. The other characters are animals. And besides, the art tends to age up the Homestuck characters, anyway.

I'm not really seeing the dig difference, here.
>>
No. 35745 ID: 15b51b

>>345544
One is a group of 13 year olds and the other is not.
>>
No. 35754 ID: c6d3dc

>>345545
Cyclical argument is cyclical.
>>
No. 35757 ID: a3780a

All strip poker is 100% canon.
If they are canonically 13 year olds they are 13 years old in the strip poker case closed.
>>
No. 36313 ID: 4eea0e

Bump.
>>
No. 36344 ID: 1963d1

Still waiting on that Ryhn.dll
Right guys?
...
right?
...
...
...
guys?
>>
No. 36394 ID: e41ad5

>>346144
Yep.

Yep we are.
>>
No. 36523 ID: 8bed25

Anyone?
>>
No. 36524 ID: e640d0

Both Penji.dll and Crash.dll are partially finished. Work on them has slowed to a halt recently due to school, mainly. Sorry about the wait.
>>
No. 36525 ID: f7ae22

>>346324
But I thought school was why you were making those!
>>
No. 36526 ID: b6c6fc

I think he means exams
>>
No. 36564 ID: 8c0848
File 130525066929.png - (12.13KB , 399x768 , waitingisthehardestpart.png )
36564

>>
No. 36627 ID: cab4cf

Could use some Jerhal, too. For us ladies.
>>
No. 36628 ID: 7aedd2

>>>346427
>for us gays
ftfy
>>
No. 36656 ID: 9023ce

For the people waiting and artists that might need some inspiration, I upped my personal collection of DLLs. It should be the most complete collection on the net - I couldn't find any other files, and I searched a lot. There's also a few I made from images I found on the net.

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=92EP11T0

If the file is temporarily unavailable, it's because it was recently uploaded. It happens with recent files.

Enjoy!
>>
No. 36668 ID: cab4cf

>>346456
Man, just about everything non-Tgchan is ridiculously badly drawn and written and in general a massive turn-off.
>>
No. 36669 ID: 35e1a0

>>346468
just about? you mean a few are okay? in your opinion which ones?
>>
No. 36672 ID: cab4cf

>>346469
Well, when I say "just about", I say it because I haven't actually played through them all. Most of the times, just the first image or the preview was enough to make me turn back. If I managed to finish them all, I think I might remove that particular bit, and just say that all of them are crap.

One of them actually said "Now yiff me!" when I won. Unironically. Ugh.
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No. 36674 ID: 9023ce

>>346468

I have to be honest, when I said complete, I did mean complete. This program was never quite popular and quality support is lacking, so I just packed everything up.
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No. 36675 ID: 9023ce

>>346474

Also, as an addendum: Many of these DLLs were based off of very old KISS dolls. Their age is definitely showing. I hope that we get some more DLLs that are actually decent out of this.
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No. 36697 ID: d6ae01
File 130544140957.png - (6.86KB , 120x120 , icon.png )
36697

<Dylan16807> focus slinky you were posting
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

A 6 image DLL was funded. Then it was funded to go to 11. Then 14.

So it's kind of long.

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9274102/Amiel.dll
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No. 36699 ID: 1854db

>>346497
A++ super job there, slinko. Again, nice and campy, with the right amount of racy. MOAR like that and Bangles!
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No. 36700 ID: f7ae22

Alternate Amiel.dll hosts: http://www.multiupload.com/6YJLA9CBY2
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No. 36701 ID: e640d0

>>346497
This was just the best thing.
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No. 36702 ID: 4d9744

>>346497

Excellent. Great job overall.
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No. 36704 ID: e41ad5

Maybe I'm not paying good attention or maybe it's because I never read the quests, but what is she removing in the first two?
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No. 36706 ID: 1854db

>>346504
It's armor pieces I believe.
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No. 36713 ID: d6ae01

>>346504
In Tezakia Quest, Amiel wears a "Cloaking suit" capable of making her invisible to the naked eye. The first couple of images has her removing the bands that are normally used to hold some of the electronic parts like batteries and science.

Very technical stuff.
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No. 36714 ID: 8092e6

>>346497
awesome job on this.
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No. 36718 ID: b6c6fc

good work on the .dll Slinko!
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No. 36722 ID: 221021

I never doubted you for a moment, Slinkoboy! Good job! :3c
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No. 36735 ID: 8e18cd

Seriously Slinkoboy
THAT WAS LIKE... ALL THE FEETISHES TOGETHER.
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No. 37139 ID: 2ca858

Bump?
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No. 37140 ID: 2ca858

Bump?
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No. 37340 ID: c6d3dc

Any others coming soon?
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No. 37350 ID: d3dfb8

>>347140
>soon
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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No. 37443 ID: b6ca92

>>346939
>>346940
Multiple bumps? on tgchan?! Read the dates on the old posts, boy! PHAHAHAHA!
>>347140
I'm going to join
>>347150
In raucous laughter now.
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No. 37444 ID: 28e94e

>>347243
>complaining about bumps
>without saging
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No. 38142 ID: c6d3dc

So yeah....this thread hasn't been updated in a while.
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No. 38144 ID: 2563d4

>>347942
And bumping will totally fix that, right?
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No. 38145 ID: 835a2d

>>347944
Maybe! We have a few new artists here. Maybe they didn't know about it.
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No. 38312 ID: c6d3dc

>>347944

Better than leaving it forgotten, yes. That's kind of why people bump. Quit getting so buthurt.
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No. 38357 ID: 94d1f2

This looks potentially hilarious and/or grounds for a new Quest medium, indeed, but I have a Mac so I will be unable to contribute or play. But I encourage this wholeheartedly nonetheless.
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No. 38369 ID: 2563d4

>>348157
>can't play
Nope: >>338864

So, hey. If you're all bumming around staring at your cards with nothing better to do, go make http://quest.lv/wiki/Strip_Poker useful. Give it a character list and download links and instructions on making and playing sets and the like.
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No. 39163 ID: c6d3dc

Are there any characters currently being worked on?
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No. 39168 ID: aead52

>>348157

I also have a mac. It's possible to run in Wine, if you take the trouble to install it. I recommend doing so, if you can stomach a little syntax, since it's useful for a lot of things besides this as well.

You could also try PlayOnMac, though I find it somewhat troublesome. It will, however, install Wine for you, after which you can use the basic wine commands in the Terminal, which is easy enough.
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No. 39169 ID: f7ae22

There are at least 6-8 strip poker .dlls being worked on at this very moment.
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No. 39172 ID: 1cfaaa

>>348169
As a Mac user myself I can vouch for the fact that this solution does in fact work and you're causing yourself undue amounts of pain trying to get it to work any other way.

(Fuck Wine. Fuck it. Never before had I seen one "utility" ended up creating ten hundred as many problems as it "solved".)
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No. 39179 ID: c6d3dc

>>348969
Awesome to know.
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No. 39271 ID: ce159d

>>348969

...well, that's a surprise. I thought this project was dead in the water.
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No. 39285 ID: ab6eee

>>349071
It can take a while to create a new character.
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No. 40383 ID: c6d3dc

Wow, those two weeks went by fast.
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No. 40904 ID: de29fc

And one more week goes by.
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No. 41454 ID: c6d3dc

Starting to get depressed...
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No. 41581 ID: d3dfb8

It's kind of sad that I'm still waiting on these.
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No. 41592 ID: b35efa

It's kinda sad you keep bumping without content, shush yo'self.
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No. 41599 ID: c6d3dc

>>351392
Someone has to remember this thread exists.


Thanks for helping bump, by the way.
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No. 41600 ID: 1854db

>>351399
Saging does not bump.
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No. 41601 ID: 2563d4

>>351399
No, that it not necessary. Until/unless someone cares enough to produce any actual content, let it die.
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No. 41615 ID: 9d3ef3

If someone is doing one of these, I would bet they already know how to find the thread.
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No. 41620 ID: c6d3dc

>>351400
Not everyone knows the ins and outs of chan posting, dude.
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No. 41628 ID: b2e318

>>351420
Then shut the hell up and lurk more until you learn them.
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No. 41641 ID: c6d3dc

>>351428
Aw, gee. Look, my tag's all blue. You're still a dick, though. That's good. I need stability in my life.

I'm glad you're trying to make this work too. I believe in us.
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No. 41756 ID: d6ae01
File 131385422333.png - (160.81KB , 1191x871 , therealwaytoplaypoker.png )
41756

I dunno why some of you have trouble running this in windows 7. It's not that hard, jeez.
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No. 41758 ID: 1854db

>>351556
I didn't think anyone was having problems with Windows 7. Isn't it more of a problem in 64-bit Vista?
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No. 41761 ID: 2563d4

>>351558
The problem is that modern operation systems like Windows Seven01a19 are written too far away from the hardware and do not leave enough megahertz for the poker program to run correctly. What Slinkoboy has done is to "peel back" the layers of Windows using emulation to get back down to the raw chips so that poker can run as designed. It is very advanced computations science so naturally only experts can understand the problems and see the true elegant brilliance of this solution!
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No. 41762 ID: 0c4d9e

I emulate every transistor of an old Windows computer in order to play strip poker.
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No. 41763 ID: c6d3dc

I just use DosBox....
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No. 41765 ID: bdf35e

>>351556

We need to go deeper.
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No. 41770 ID: c6d3dc
 

>>351565
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No. 42022 ID: ada702
File 131463495216.png - (6.55KB , 120x120 , Preview.png )
42022

Challenge a suspicious stranger to a game of cards!

http://www.multiupload.com/YXDMHNCAVI


Special thanks to LonelyWorld for letting me get away with this nonsense.
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No. 42031 ID: ab6eee

>>351822
We have content! Some very well-drawn, too!
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No. 42035 ID: 1854db

>>351822
Very nice. Man, that was a long series too. What was that, 12 or 13 images? Fuze won like 5000 from me halfway through... ugh. BUT I PERSEVERED!
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No. 42036 ID: 999877

He seems to have a slight gambling problem.

Poor Oken.
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No. 42105 ID: 1963d1

Well, seeing as the effort is completely dead and this is probably never going to come up again...

Why doesn't Gnoll just do Rynh.dll? The first guy who offered to do it has clearly bailed long ago.
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No. 42109 ID: cfa804

>>351905
Do you know who you're talking about? When was the last time you actually saw Gnoll DO anything, let alone get anywhere close to FINISHING?
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No. 42110 ID: c43589

>>351909
Do you ever do anything except bitch and complain? I can't find a time where you've done anything but that.
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No. 42115 ID: ab6eee

>>351909
>>351910
Yeah yeah, quit it.

Far as I can see, Gnoll is busy at the moment with other stuff, so it's unlikely we'll see anything in a while. Looking forward to it, though.
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No. 42192 ID: 384361

Hooray! Content!
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No. 44395 ID: c6d3dc
 

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No. 46804 ID: c6d3dc
File 132330437165.jpg - (128.26KB , 950x800 , Ezio.jpg )
46804

Requiescat in pace
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No. 47802 ID: c460ad

Well, after having made a DLL for this awful strip poker program (I'll release it once certain in-quest conditions are met), and having had to downgrade my copy of WINE just to use it, I'd say I'm sick of it. I also want to learn to code.

I figure I can kill two birds with one stone. I'm going to try to make a new strip poker application to replace this awful abomination from the nineties. I'm sure that this will take forever and probably crash and burn, given but I figured it's worth a try, and was worth a mention.

That said, beyond replicating the original program and providing an easier way to make DLLs, I have very little idea of where to go with it beyond the most obvious stuff. I was wondering if anyone had some feature requests? Currently, I have a few ideas on the table:

-A way to make new characters that doesn't involve bizarre software
-Less random dialogue/New dialogue for each stage of undress
-Dialogue boxes that don't suck
-Ability to display formats other than .BMP, ESPECIALLY animated .gif files
-Branching paths
-Some way to play against more than one character (no idea for how to implement this)
-Of course, backwards compatibility

Keep in mind that I have none of the skills to actually do any of this right now, so don't expect anything anytime soon. If at all, for that matter.
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No. 47806 ID: e3f578

>>357602
An ability to actually set new default options for each game, so every time you close the application you don't have to change the price, bid limits and shit each time the application comes up. Though maybe that's a given user friendly thing.
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No. 47809 ID: 82e02b

- Branching is not REALLY necessary.
And I believe someone already wrote a command-line pokerbot? I'd look into that if I were you.
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No. 47812 ID: 2563d4

>>357602
You might want to see >>333302 , since at least one part of the back-end is done.
>I also want to learn to code
>Huge stack of ideas
I would aim for the bare minimum for now and expect to get it working properly in about a year.
>backwards compatibility
And drop that. You don't want to be writing a loader for 16-bit DLLs, and Win32's LoadLibrary() won't do it for you in a 64-bit world.
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No. 47816 ID: c460ad

>>357612
>You might want to see >>333302 , since at least one part of the back-end is done.
Downloaded. Not sure how I could actually use it yet though.

>I would aim for the bare minimum for now and expect to get it working properly in about a year.
I across as overzealous in that post, didn't I? The intention here is to get a solid idea of what features to add later on, so I don't unintentionally do something to close off the possibility of adding them later. I'd be crazy to attempt to do all that without having the basic stuff down first.

>A year
Out of curiousity, why would I expect it to take that long? I'm fine if it does, mind you. This is for the most part an educational project for me, so as long as I'm learning something here, I'm fine.

>And drop that. You don't want to be writing a loader for 16-bit DLLs, and Win32's LoadLibrary() won't do it for you in a 64-bit world.
Ouch. Hadn't thought about that. Planned feature dropped. It'd probably be easier to manually extract the content from the DLLs and convert them to the new format.

Also, as a quick note, is Java a good language to be attempting this in? I hear it's one of the easier to start with, and it seems to work well cross-platform. As a linux user, the latter is extremely important to me.
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No. 47819 ID: 2563d4

>>357616
>Out of curiousity, why would I expect it to take that long?
Because you appear to be starting from complete scratch and it takes a good three year or so degree to write code that isn't awful. A poker game is around a second year coursework.

>is Java a good language
No.

>I hear it's one of the easier to start with
It's a great starting language if you want to mislearn everything. Bear in mind that previously people who advocate "easy to start with" languages pointed at BASIC. (BASIC is actually less terrible since at least it isn't fundamentally broken in the myriad ways Java is.)

C++, or C if C++ is throwing too many concepts at you at once. Ignore any C++ learning material that doesn't use the STL. You could probably do the GUI in GTK+/GTKmm, or even SDL or perhaps SFML if you mostly just want a framebuffer and events.
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No. 47825 ID: c460ad

>>357619
Well, it would appear that I've vastly underestimated the difficulty of the material I'm working with. Probably because I've spent the last few years working with the, from the sounds of it anyway, comparatively very, very simple language that is the Elder Scrolls 4 scripting language. I was able to read through everything I know about scripting in a couple hours, if that's any indicator.

Not to say I'm dropping the project or anything. The idea'll give me a tangible goal to work toward. Just keep in mind that it's unlikely that anything will come of it. In the meantime, feel free to keep dropping feature requests. I'll keep them in a .txt file that probably won't get touched until I can make something decent, if at all. Which may be a long, long time from now.

Also, thanks for the advice. From the sounds of it, I may have really screwed myself over without being pointed in the right direction.
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No. 47843 ID: 2563d4

>>357625
>Elder Scrolls 4 scripting language
Ah, well then you're not starting from scratch, but from something that looks sort of Smalltalkish.

Have a read through http://developer.gnome.org/gtk-tutorial/stable/c39.html . Or http://developer.gnome.org/gtkmm-tutorial/stable/sec-helloworld.html.en for C++.
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No. 47950 ID: c6d3dc

As long as it's relatively easy to make characters for I'd say this thing could be amazing.

You spread it around enough people are going to start using it in a lot of places. Not just here. That could be pretty cool.

If it happens, that is. Which would be neat.
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No. 47963 ID: c6d3dc

Also, one suggestion because I haven't seen it made here:

-Being able to see the player character. Or possibly being able to choose the player character. Something along those lines.
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No. 47966 ID: 1268e6

Know what I think would be great? Multiplayer.

Each player chooses a character for themselves, then we'll see who ends up nude first.
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No. 47994 ID: 2563d4

>>357766
>bunch of fatguys sat around a table
"Oh no, TILDE, I lost my pants, TILDE, now everybody can see my PCH, BACKTICK"
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No. 49330 ID: d6af4f
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49330

So after OREMOR TRAIL ended, it was requested by a WHOLE PERSON that the strip poker, having been canon, must be fulfilled inside of a dll. Attached is a collection of 5 mini-dll's of barely legible quality as Durk Nuuk'erm strips everyone.

http://www.mediafire.com/?sucoihs762apanu

I intend on doing a full color one at some point of a single character (and more than, you know, 3/4 pictures), so that is up to a vote. Here is the list of primary, womanly candidates:

Rokoa (From Asteroid quest)
Minci (From Chee quest)
Matron (From Clamp quest)
[Or someone else entirely that I'm probably forgetting.
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No. 49331 ID: f72f26

are you forgetting Punylocks/Lumie?
>>
No. 49332 ID: 0453ba

>>359130

GLORIOUS.

Also Rokoa or Punylocks. I can't pick between the adorable and the psychotic.
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No. 49334 ID: a9f1dc

>>359132
Delicious punilocks.
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No. 49335 ID: a9f1dc

...Wait, the program is hosted on megaupload and so is the big dll pack! How are we supposed to get it to play now?
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No. 49336 ID: 7c31d2

Could anyone who has the game please upload it somewhere?
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No. 49338 ID: 340fc9

http://www.mediafire.com/?95hp79tpnizkjy3

This is all of them (I think) plus the app itself.
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No. 49344 ID: ed57e8

rokoa
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No. 49345 ID: ba1062

Rokoa!
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No. 49349 ID: a83682

>>359130
Does it have to be a female?
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No. 49350 ID: e3f578

Rokoa or Punylocks
Priority vote on Punylocks
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No. 49353 ID: 85bd72

Rokoa. And Punylocks.

And Matron. >_>

Because Greed.
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No. 49354 ID: 94ed3e

Punyglocks 5ever.
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No. 49356 ID: 1a99f0

rokoa
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No. 49357 ID: 40cb26

Punylocks would be cuter.

But whoever you do, give them more clothes to take off. Or just underthings.
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No. 49359 ID: 8b538b

...

Tom. Tom forever.
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No. 49363 ID: dc4a44

Fraga
>>
No. 49364 ID: 049dfa

punyglocks
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No. 49365 ID: a83682

Kappi, Hok, or Tin.
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No. 49366 ID: d1ad31

Rokoa
or Hilt and Lilu
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No. 49367 ID: d6af4f

>>359131
Oh, yeah, punylocks was supposed to be up there too. Apparently people didn't need the reminder of her existence anyway.

>>359149
Preferably but not necessarily.

And regardless of who wins they will have more clothes than their normal quest attire of 2-3 articles of clothes.
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No. 49368 ID: e3f578

>>359167
There's always that sensual dance Rokoa jokingly promised too! That's probably an additional clothing option!
I have to see how different culture's dance! And I also want to know how a psychopath dances.
Or Punylocks.
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No. 49371 ID: d6af4f

It's pretty much between Rokoa and Punylocks, sans amazing comebacks. So here's a reference for the two for those who do not follow the respective quests.

Rokoa on the right: http://tgchan.org/kusaba/questarch/src/132629139151.png

Punylocks: http://tgchan.org/kusaba/questarch/src/131999104787.png
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No. 49374 ID: 5bf190

I have to say Rokoa.
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No. 49375 ID: 340fc9

Punylocks!
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No. 49377 ID: 382193

>>359171
Punylocks!!!
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No. 49380 ID: 7c31d2

punylocks
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No. 49386 ID: b0d1a8

Rokoa
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No. 49388 ID: 1854db

Punylocks.
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No. 49392 ID: c6ec33

>>359153
Best answer.

Failing that, Punylocks. Rokoa is pretty bangin', though. This is a tough decision. :C
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No. 49394 ID: 1268e6

My vote for Punylocks.

Anyone still got a better way to play this game on Win7 than DOSBox? Because it's pretty slow, particularly when half of you insist on making hugeass images that I can never see in full anyway because they don't fit the screen.
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No. 49395 ID: d6af4f

>>359194
Speaking of images too big, what is the ideal size for this anyway?
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No. 49397 ID: 40cb26

>>359195
Hard to say. I find resizing not worth the hassle since it always goes back to the small box and I open it up full size anyway. The size you've been using is ok for me, a little smaller might be better. Don't know how others fare.
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No. 49398 ID: 94ed3e

768x768 is probably the highest you would want to go, and I believe it is the highest anyone has done. 1024x768 is the highest you're going to get in the DOSBox workaround, and anyone not using that is probably using an older system with a low resolution anyway.

The DOSBox option is the current best way to go if you have a 64-bit system. 2563d4's easy mode way to open up the poker program (updated to have all the current dlls already) can be downloaded here:
http://uploadmirrors.com/download/1QXENDHN/DosBoxPoker.7z
You should be able to just throw it into C: and then run the "Windows 3.1" .lnk file. You can change where you put it if you also change the config file.

If you don't need the DOSBox but need a non-mediafire host, these are the DLLs uploaded to a frillion hosts (I had the same 26 that Cockhole did, so I am pretty sure this is all of them):
http://uploadmirrors.com/download/05VKPNXT/POKER.7z
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No. 49399 ID: 1854db

Please don't make your images bigger than like 600x500. It's hard to be able to view them while also being able to see the other game-related windows!
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No. 49400 ID: 1854db

...actually 600x500 might be too big too. Someone would have to fiddle around with it to see what the maximum resolution is while keeping the game windows visible.
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No. 49401 ID: 94ed3e
File 132930138635.jpg - (111.84KB , 1030x798 , terribleui.jpg )
49401

I had forgotten how completely terrible the UI is. 1000x600 seems like the maximum you could go while still being playable, but you need to move the ui a lot for that and it will look a bit silly.
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No. 49402 ID: d6af4f

Okay I was going to keep voting up for awhile but Punylocks/Lumei/Punyglocks is in a significant lead over Rokoa. So Punylocks wins.

And if I do a dll past punylocks, it will then be Rokoa, due to having a decent number of votes as well.
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No. 49406 ID: 8e18cd

>>359202

Please lower the resolution on the images in the last DLLs because the dlls are near-unplayable.
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No. 49407 ID: a9f1dc

>>359206
I have to agree. Aim to include the character only, and limit white space as much as possible. Otherwise >>359201 this happens! Remember that you can't really move the betting/dialogue box (it resets) so it's important to take that in consideration.

However, any dll that comes out now is okay~!
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No. 49408 ID: d6af4f

I'll note the size for the punylocks DLL, with the upper dimension limit (likely height) left at 500 just to be safe.
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No. 49471 ID: 2fee57

On the subject raised earlier on August 2010 and then in December 2011, I don't know how hard it'd be for someone with C++ skills to do, and I'm aware I could come off as a bit of an idiot, but perhaps PokerTH's source code could be edited to be used as a base (Granted, it's currently based around Texas Hold-'Em, but the type of poker surely isn't that great an issue?)

I have next to no skills in programming (Read: I once made a deal-or-no-deal-esque game in Visual Basic, and that's it) but it seems like it would be an easier base to work from than the other strip pokers mentioned, what with the source being open and all. It would need editing to be strip poker, and not just poker, of course, but it seems slightly better than wrestling with old or closed-source code or writing from scratch? Just a suggestion.
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No. 49817 ID: 1268e6

>>359271
Might work.
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No. 51238 ID: 30df25
File 133424928917.jpg - (182.69KB , 1006x646 , strip_poker_with_a_blind_girl.jpg )
51238

(To make sure it doesn't get lost) the Homestuck fandom has been working in parallel with their own art assets. Most of it was lost in the Great FBI-ing Of MegaUpload, but some kind soul posted their backup to mediafire. I'm checking it out now.

This is what passes for the official Homestuck project's forum (since the official MSPAF forbids naughty things): http://sburbchan.net/aart/res/993.html
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No. 51352 ID: 6f371e

>>361038
Holy shit, thought sburbchan went down. Good to see it's up again.
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No. 51370 ID: 30df25
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51370

Now that I have wiki access, I've updated http://tgchan.org/wiki/Strip_Poker
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No. 51374 ID: 6dddd5

>>361170

There's a new version of the PokerGame I'm developing. The thread should be a page or two back.
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No. 51375 ID: 2563d4

>>361170
>This game is so old it's 16-bit MS-Windows, so any OS after 1994 is probably going to choke on it.
Well, you filled it with nonsense.

I particularly like that the OP of this very thread is it running under Windows XP, released 2001.
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No. 51378 ID: 2fe09b

>>361175
And I'm running it in Vista.
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No. 51388 ID: 953355

>>361178
Why do you subject yourself to 32 bit vista?
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No. 51391 ID: e3f578

>>361188
Is there really that notable a difference in performance for the average user? Not that I'm saying that guy your asking is an average user, I have no idea, but I don't know if that shit runs noticeably faster or on a slim margin or like there's cool features in a 64-bit Vista/7, I just dunno.
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No. 51403 ID: 30df25
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51403

>>361175
> Well, you filled it with nonsense.

Yes, because one wrong "probably" invalidates the entire page. Don't be so melodramatic.

>>361174
> There's a new version of the PokerGame I'm developing.

I see it. >>/questdis/360343 Thank you for picking it up; this 16-bit windows thing is damned clunky.
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No. 51408 ID: 2563d4

>>361203
>You only highlighted the most egregious error, therefore it must be the only one
Good news! Just fixing the fucking article was less hassle than arguing with you. Be happy.

I even bothered to put LD's latest links in rather than a broken mediafire link.
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No. 51412 ID: 6dddd5

>>361208

It will not be Texas Hold'em (Although if someone pays me, I'll add that option - it requires a whole different AI) but rather regular Five-card draw poker.

Please correct that.
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No. 51414 ID: 30df25
File 133460610580.gif - (5.47KB , 249x109 , logo.gif )
51414

>>361208
whatever. Call me a dog-molester if it makes you feel any better. I wanted to update the wiki page because the alternative is to read an entire thread that started over three years ago. I feel the strip-poker project (old or new) could use more love, and I wanted to lower the barrier to entry.

Must we use uploadmirrors.com as the download link? The first download site it offers wants me to install their custom "one-shot" software to download the file (trojan? I don't dare try it), and of the remaining 12 sites, only 2Shared and Rapidshare are not "file not found" errors.
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No. 51415 ID: 2563d4

>>361214
>Call me a dog-molester
Now where the heck did that come from, Captain Issues?

>I wanted to update the wiki page because the alternative is to read an entire thread that started over three years ago.
Ideally you should have done the latter to achieve the former.

>I wanted to lower the barrier to entry.
The barrier to entry is people actually drawing frames. Show up with a bunch of pictures and text ready to go and see volunteers fall over each-other to package it up. (It's at least two, which is an order of magnitude above the capacity needed.)

>Must we use uploadmirrors.com as the download link?
No, what we "must" do is use one that's actually current. If you want to get your dodgy strip poker off of some other dodgy site suggest it to whoever next bundles it up.
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No. 55755 ID: c811c4

Lumei/Punylock/Punyglocks took me forever to get around to it but here it is.

http://jumbofiles.com/4va2brpxvdxb
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No. 55757 ID: f7ae22

http://jumbofiles.com/ptakccswoeg7
The DOSbox solution (by 2563d4) for playing strip poker uploaded on a different host (note: you will also need to install DOSbox.) Should include every quest dll up to Punyglocks. New .dlls get put into the POKER folder.
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No. 55781 ID: 1d5849

>>55755
This is pretty good, but the last image is a bit disappointing: it's less revealing than the one before it.

I was expecting something more exciting in its stead, what with already seeing all of her.
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No. 55790 ID: f72f26

well I for one thought the .dll was top notch!

great job Lagotrope!
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No. 55911 ID: 1963d1

>>55755
This link is 403'd for me? Any ideas why?
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No. 55912 ID: c811c4

>>55911
No idea, it's working for me, so it probably isn't a universal issue.

>>55781
After the second to last image, there wasn't really much else to be done unless I did a back view of - oh. Hindsight.

Vote Time

Technically I said I'd do Rokoa next since she got second in the last vote, but instead I'll just do another vote to give another character a chance for me to spend 3 months to do a few images.
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No. 55913 ID: a9298b

>>55912
Rokoa
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No. 55917 ID: f72f26

Grasswind
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No. 55918 ID: e3f578

Polo!
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No. 55919 ID: 132b99

snake tits.
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No. 55920 ID: e894c0

R-R-R-Rokoa
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No. 55922 ID: 049dfa

punyglocks again
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No. 55924 ID: 516a9d

Rokoa~
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No. 55925 ID: 7c31d2

Does Lagotrope count as a character? Because if so I vote for him
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No. 55926 ID: a83682

Kappi!
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No. 55927 ID: c460ad

Rokoa!
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No. 55932 ID: c891d3

Sure Rokoa why not.
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No. 55934 ID: eba9b6

Hilt
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No. 55976 ID: 7a2594

Rokoa foh' shizzle
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No. 55980 ID: c74c7d

Hilt
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No. 55981 ID: f7ae22

Hilt
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No. 55991 ID: bd67a0

Hilt
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No. 55992 ID: 9d7673

Hilt & Lilu
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No. 55993 ID: b0d1a8

Rokoa
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No. 55994 ID: 51cbdf

Row-row-Rokoa, gently down the stream.
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No. 55995 ID: e3f578

Switching vote from Polo to Rokoa
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No. 56000 ID: f453e3

Rokoaaaaaa
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No. 56645 ID: 02d6c5

In light of recent events, Polo AND Rokoa in the same game.
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No. 56647 ID: cf49fc

>>56645
As much distaste as I have for strip poker, voting for Polo and Rokoa. Because honestly, I want to see the holocaust involved.
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No. 56648 ID: c3c502

Hell, if you put coffee cake in the pot, Polo might even agree to play. (Rokoa is crazy. And enjoys fucking with people. She'll be easy to persuade).
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No. 56649 ID: d7e757

>>56648
>>56647
whynotboth.png

Yes please.
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No. 56710 ID: 886a4d

Both of them sounds good.
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No. 56711 ID: c460ad

Voting both if at all possible.
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No. 56712 ID: e3f578

I wanted Polo in the first place so I'm going for broke and say yes totally both
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No. 56717 ID: c891d3

Okay I can't not vote Rokoa and Polo.
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No. 56718 ID: 997ce7

>>56717
Yep
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No. 65610 ID: 55c4cf
File 135671019441.png - (259.43KB , 494x800 , ZanedllPreview.png )
65610

http://tgchan.org/kusaba/moo/src/TGChanPoker.zip

All current made character.dlls that I am aware of, including the new Zane.dll

This package includes the basic game for Windows XP users and a modded DOSBox for Current computers, with a DOSBoxPortable exe that you can click and it just loads the game.

Thanks Squeeg for compiling dlls and helping me organize this, Dylan for programming some magic for easy playing, and Seal for bitching about the thread's instructions and coaxing Dylan into making it not a piece of shit.

have fun!
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No. 65611 ID: e53b4d

>>65610
i am still the king of strip poker

bow before my compiling

(and hit me up if you want me to do it)
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No. 65619 ID: ec6d4c

Pretty cool, although having to juggle the windows around every time a different sized picture loads is kind of annoying.

And some of the images are just too big to view at all. Gnollflakes in particular is ridiculous. I'm playing strip poker with a cropped head. :p
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No. 65626 ID: e53b4d

>>65619
You can resize the window and move it around so that it's less difficult to see. LawyerDog's layout is great:
>>49401

Also click on Options and set it to "Show at normal size."
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No. 65632 ID: ec6d4c
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65632

>>65626
Thanks, that does make it easier. Although there's just no good layout for a few images.

...also, I am having entirely too much fun fooling around with this silly windows 3.1 emulation thing. :V

(If you try to feed it anything besides a .bmp for a background it gets upset at you).
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No. 65636 ID: e53b4d

>>65632
The solution is to emulate Windows XP in a VM so it can be any size you want.
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No. 65699 ID: 38e348
File 135701667593.png - (11.03KB , 120x120 , pokerpreview.png )
65699

Happy New Year from Jukashi and the Undermind! Radde and Piyerra.

http://www.filedropper.com/raddeandpiyerra
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No. 66136 ID: 49f442
File 135823461408.png - (6.54KB , 120x120 , DemePortrait.png )
66136

http://www.filedropper.com/demesi
New .dll

Special thanks to Squeegy for compiling it, and Seal for finding me a program with which to try and do it myself now.
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No. 66140 ID: 684a79

>>65610
>>65699
Awesome!

>>66136
The best character makes an appearance! Doubly awesome!
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No. 66142 ID: 695191

>>65699
This file seems not to be up anymore, can we get an upload elsewhere?
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No. 66148 ID: be7fd9

>>66142
Here you go.

http://www.mediafire.com/?hjr6sirnr8g8dvs
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No. 67579 ID: 65449b

>>66142
Speaking of mirrors, here's a Demesi .dll mirror:

http://www.mediafire.com/?zv6b9w4v2ybs38m
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No. 67583 ID: 332f47

>>66136

How did I just notice this? This excellent. Nice use of the medium.
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No. 70409 ID: 4fdf94

Would anyone happen to have the Homestuck dlls or a link to the Mediafire?
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No. 70566 ID: 3c70d1

>>70409
https://mega.co.nz/#!Uc4TlLCQ!Xr-GVDjMBPj-eYorxwOFAkE0PPxmu5Z08TqPwbSt4Y4

There you go. All that came of my little experiment. Sburbchan got taken down before we could do more, not that many were lining up to make them in the first place.
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No. 70645 ID: 4fdf94

>>70566
Thank you so very much.
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No. 70671 ID: 3c70d1

>>70645
No problem.
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No. 77887 ID: 30df25

>>70566
I've converted them to pythonpoker format.
see >>77885

(polite sage)
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