>>57018
After everything we've been through together? Is that how you think of me? Safe and useless? I WORK and I DRUDGE, but it's never good enough for you, is it? Mr. "loneliest number ONE". You know, numbers would be completely pointless if we didn't have any more after! There are many traditional units of measure that operate on base twelve, and the dozenal system is really quite effective!

*huff*

Although I guess if it's for YOU, deary, I wouldn't mind taking in the cursed artifacts around, I'm just not sure what good the god of BEAUTY would be for protecting things, so I doexpect all the rest of you to contribute too...

>>57022
You are NOT the god of beauty. You're the god of Cute Things and Violence, you're a GOD, you can protect the damn things yourself, and finally we aren't in a relationship, you crazy old bat, so stop drunk dialing me at four AM.

And as for you, Hat, don't be so thin brimmed. It's wrong to be so hat-ful towards your fedorers, so if you cap-tinue I'll need to re-block your attempts.

>>57026
Can I be God of Puns too, now?

I just realized something.

we're all morons.

>>57028
I'm not a moron sir, I'm an Asshole.

>>57029

I'm afraid those aren't mutually exclusive.

>>57030
Well, you're going to need to explain the reasoning behind this revelation. I was informed we needed a conflict, so I have done my utmost to inspire one. What have I done wrong then?

>>56728
You see, Beauty is number 1 on my attribute list. Why does it always go overlooked? >>57026
Are- Are you saying you don't find me beautiful!? That's it, we are SO over! You can protect your evil artifacts yourself! Humph!

Besides, mine is a very specialized kind of violence. We are not a THUG, like SOME gods of violence. We're more the vengeance kind.

For some reason no one respects the beautiful things of this world otherwise...

>>57028

Aw, it's okay Elephanty. We love you anyways.

I'm not a moron, I'm a pillbug.

>>57028
It took you this long to realize that?

>>57036

I think you missed the part about me being a moron.

randomeye713 2012/07/11(Wed)00:27 No. 57050 ID: 7fb81d
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Hey i found some images of gods.
I'm not sure what form to take...
I guess I'm in charge of destiny so which one looks that?

>>57050
Time and Justice seem to fit.

>>57050
Well, you are an eye.

Juroko!xtfR9zfaog 2012/07/11(Wed)13:43 No. 57060 ID: 3ae52c
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Considering our young ward is likely going to be doing a lot of traveling, may I recommend one of my personal toys to get him and his party from point A to point B? God of Travel and all.

>>57060
Perhaps, but that thing seems a bit much to give him right off the bat. However speaking of travel, I don't think anyone noticed my portal so I'm not sure what to do with it now...

Anonymous 2012/07/11(Wed)15:36 No. 57064 ID: da4bc3
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>>57031
>I was informed we needed a conflict
...what

>>57062
Where did the other end of the portal led to?

>>57064
A wizard, I highjacked a summoning spell >>>/quest/428607

Anonymous 2012/07/11(Wed)16:25 No. 57066 ID: da4bc3
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>>57065
so it leads to a wizard? or it summons a wizard?
if the former then that is awfully nonspecific, it could be a merfolk wizard for all we know and them spawning in the mi- actually, that sounds awesome. Forget I said a thing, mewilk & co. should totally jump into the hat.

>>57066
The former, basically it replaces whatever the wizard summons with the one(s) using the portal.

If we are talking transportation, we can just inform Kirrel that her rideable doggie is now community property and make it so that it can carry all three of them and go super fast.

>>57070

But Kirrel if already a rideable do...
Oh, uhh...
Nevermind.

I like the suggestion as a kobold dracoboldgon and kobold dragon-loving minor kobold god of kobold-like vindictive chaos and jilted kobold lovers...

...maybe they will be the type of village Mawlik next finds.

>>57065
I think we should give him the Celestial Riding Doggy. Or rather, we should elevate Riding Doggy to Celestial status.

>>57086
let's do it!

>>57085
Kirrel is an ADORABLE doggy. Be nice...

Besides that, I'd be down with enchanting her mount to carry everyone.

>>57086
>>57070
This. We should make the dog huge! And with a golden mane! And give it lots of seats and a little roof on the top.

>>57114
Give it a White hide, with a halo of light and fire, and shining eyes. And great big pointy teeth.

>>57119
The halo sounds a bit excessive. It's just a mount we're talking about here.

>>57085

I think another conspires against me... humourous.

>>57091

I'm not saying she's not adorable as well, I'd say I was being more perverse than mean, and slightly referencing an earlier misunderstanding at the end of the chapter we met her in in a poor attempt at humour. However, Twelvth, I apologise if what this minor kobold god said seemed cruel to you instead, I didn't intend it to be so.

>>57125
Don't apologize to Twelvth. Someone needs to take him down several pegs. Even if that someone is an ordinary kobold who somehow got into our pantheon chambers.

No, no apologies will be accepted. Twelvth will accept only BLOOD.

That said, Twelvth really doesn't personally mind. It's not like there was any sort of infraction occuring. I mean, it's not like there aren't likely a large number of "seamstresses" among Twelvth's followers.

Twelvth also doesn't see how S/He needs to be taken down any pegs. Twelvth doesn't recall being up on any in the first place, but makes a note of ONE being passive aggressive for future revenge purposes.

Twelvth also enjoys self referencing in third person.

>>57114
>>57119
>>57123
I like the idea of Celestial Riding Doggie. So the consensus so far is Large (I was thinking tall and bulky like a rhino or hippo, but longer) with divine coloring. White Fur, Gold mane, powerful jaws with long fangs, Shining red eyes, Halo optional? I'd like him to run faster than a horse and was toying with the idea of jumping enhancements(like how super man used to have super-jumps instead of flying? Think the new John Carter movie if you require a visual). I'd really prefer that he didn't get flying because it seems unsuitable for a hyena doggie, but it's up to consensus decision. Any of you arty folks interested in making us a picture to work off of here in the dis thread?

>>57153
>Large
I was thinking bus-sized.

I also like the idea of running and jumping really well instead of flying. Flying is kinda lame. But we could also make him able to run on clouds, that would be handy.

Nothing has happened for a while now...

we probably ruined it for him.

>>57712
Well, I'm sad now.

Quests die all the time. There isn't necessarily a reason for it.

If you guys want to see another quest like this, I might be able to give a "all suggesters are gods" quest a shot when I consistently live in a house again, probably not more than a few weeks out. It does depend on how much time I have, though, and I can't guarantee it would be great.

I'm working on a update, this quest isn't dead. It is just in a coma like state.

A God Of Vision randomeye713 2012/08/04(Sat)08:10 No. 58075 ID: 7fb81d
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I am a humanoid god with 713 eyes but I don't have all those eyes in me at the same time.I give out my eyes to my followers so that they may truly see. Unfortunately, not all of my followers use the eyes for noble purposes and schisms exist between my worshipers.
My followers are:
>Marksmen-Ninjas
They reduce visibility through smoke screens or by fighting at night so that they can use my eyes to have an advantage over their foe
>Prospector-Priests
They lead colonists to lands that they've seen through their given eye. These priests are highly valued by all kingdoms and their pilgrimages to new lands are always well funded and always re-pay the person investing.
>Scrivener-Guard
No thief can escape their gaze and they are employed to protect important items and people. They are the complete opposite of the ninja-marksmen order

>>58060
Halleluliah! You know, I never really lost faith. Although maybe it would have been easier if we were better at coming to a consensus?

>>58060
And here I thought otherwise.
Glad to see you're still around and kickin'.

>>58060
That is good to hear

>>58060
also good to hear

Coley 2012/08/15(Wed)00:00 No. 58689 ID: d94e2c
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This is my favorite dis thread ever. I love you guys.

No homo.

Just wrapped up the script, working on the illustrations next.

>>59286

Good, good!

The quest sure is taking a while waking up from its "coma like state", did something happen? Is it really dead now?

<3

We all miss you deeply, Sir Briggz. We were most certainly amused by your escapades. Also, I am One again, until I can once more work up the courage and art skills to resume SCOM.