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93859 No. 93859 ID: 3e2cae

Time to hit the beach!
All OC's welcome because the beach is located on a multiversal pinion point.
So put on your bathing suits, grab your sunblock and head on down!
Expand all images
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No. 93860 ID: 3e2cae
File 143906173624.png - (118.20KB , 500x500 , beach day2.png )
93860

Prima:
"Oh boy, I'm sure excited to hit the beach! Looks like we're the first ones here."

Felix:
"Gee, Prima, you sure look weird in full color."

Prima:
"And you look weird in a speedo! So what's with the tote bag?"

Felix:
"It's my beach kit. It's got everything you need for the beach: sunscreen, beach towel, regular towel, bottled water, floaties, first aid kit, flares-"

Prima:
"Why the hell would you need all that stuff? It's the beach, not a wilderness expedition."

Felix:
"It's all in the Junior Futa Force Auxiliary guidebook..."

Prima:
"*snort* I don't need a book to tell me how to have a good time at the beach, I'm from Atlantis! Nobody's more at home in the waves than us. Anyway, race you to the water!"
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No. 93867 ID: 3009b4
File 143907071547.jpg - (429.36KB , 640x720 , BeachDay1.jpg )
93867

Sami can't believe her eyes and completely forgetting all tact blurts out the first thing on her mind while blushing profusely.
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No. 93868 ID: 5a02f7
File 143907077477.png - (63.51KB , 750x750 , 001.png )
93868

> Sky's Edge lounges under the largest umbrella on the stretch of sand.
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No. 93876 ID: 5d4fc9
File 143909141780.png - (353.77KB , 800x800 , BeachDayFuzeOken.png )
93876

Fuze: "Oken I'm not sure this is a good place, the creatures are really tall and dressed very inappropriately . . ."


Oken: "I wouldn't worry about it, simple creatures don't really know how to dress like civilized races. Don't take it personally but they probably aren't even smart enough to understand complexed concepts like "shame"."

Fuze: "oh, yes, I believe I did read a paper on the topic."
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No. 93877 ID: f68a09
File 143909473211.png - (45.95KB , 960x560 , 1bbeach.png )
93877

Carl the Fantoma Vengador is here, having a blast in the sun, sand, and surf :)
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No. 93878 ID: ab7529

>>93877
This is why you don't forget your sunscreen, kids. UV is dangerous!
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No. 93879 ID: 5a02f7
File 143909805255.png - (66.12KB , 750x750 , 002.png )
93879

> Sky's Edge abandons social tact for a moment to stare at the blatant lack of social tact nearly all of the inhabitants of the beach have thus far presented.

> Except Carl. Carl is one classy motherfucker. Stay cool, Carl.
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No. 93880 ID: defceb
File 143909908842.png - (194.79KB , 900x600 , beach.png )
93880

Marie can't have fun today. Those dang robots are being jerks to her again.
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No. 93881 ID: 15fae4
File 143910011564.png - (188.44KB , 900x600 , 72357325.png )
93881

>>93880

hey we're lost have you guys seen my friend's tribe anywhere
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No. 93882 ID: eb5c78
File 143910230249.png - (66.46KB , 500x500 , Beach Day 10.png )
93882

There looks to be some kind of thing going on!
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No. 93883 ID: 9ddf68

>>93882
holy fuck talk about obscure references. How you doing Plessy?
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No. 93884 ID: 4f556f

>>93880
Marie needs to get a tan goddamn you are like white as corpse
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No. 93885 ID: defceb

>>93884
In her defense, she is a robot.
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No. 93888 ID: 2a1897
File 143911310481.png - (805.51KB , 1650x1300 , poke.png )
93888

Hunh.

Well this is something you've never seen before.
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No. 93889 ID: 15fae4
File 143911419937.png - (135.39KB , 916x481 , beachday2.png )
93889

>>93888

hey boobs, dead guy, do any of you know where my memories are
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No. 93891 ID: 9ddf68

>>93885
wait, don't you mean cyborg?
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No. 93892 ID: ca45aa

>>93891
Robot, cyborg, alien invader. Close enough.
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No. 93893 ID: e4abe1
File 143911526925.jpg - (780.09KB , 1350x1012 , drunkstreamart.jpg )
93893

>>93884
Heheheh, glad I'm not the only one who is white as a corpse~ HEHEHEHEHEH!
>>93888
Miss stop playing with that flimsy stick, I Have a much more Fun way to play with a corpse~
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No. 93898 ID: 2c278c
File 143912388122.jpg - (88.71KB , 850x700 , Takabeachday2015.jpg )
93898

>>93867

Takabanda is happy to have convinced the rest of the party to take a break from adventuring.

not pictured: Flycatcher slowly drying to death under the sun
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No. 93899 ID: 0e1575
File 143912675724.png - (102.94KB , 800x700 , beach38.png )
93899

These shorts are too tight...

There's sand in my helmet...

It's too cold out...

Literally everyone here is heresy...

I want to go home, and fight demons...
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No. 93900 ID: 9fe7e1
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93900

So this is where you fuckers popped off to, eh
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No. 93901 ID: 9e55b9
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93901

>>93898
i just had to draw that
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No. 93902 ID: 34a64b
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93902

Why did Alice ever think this was a good idea?!
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No. 93903 ID: 1730fb

>>93902
Don't eat him Alice, think of your perfect beach bod!
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No. 93904 ID: 265534
File 143913393936.png - (207.29KB , 954x705 , Beach.png )
93904

The ITS commando team is placed on mandatory vacation time.

Krugos: "Are you really gonna wear that tracksuit the whole time?"

Silpher: "Are you really gonna wear that helmet the whole time?"

Krugos: "I can't help it. The rest of us haven't shown our faces yet."

Silpher: "I told you about helmets."

Krugos: "Yeah, well... You've got no reason to be self-conscious. That chick over there is a full body conversion and that guy over there has no head. You got nothing on that.

Or you can just be miserable in that tracksuit and end up looking like some cherry lollipop motherfucker with a big red head and a little white stick body stickin' out the bottom."

Silpher: "Ugh..."

Karthan: "C'mon, Silpher. Make with the cyborg titties!
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No. 93905 ID: a3e1fe
File 143913397140.png - (129.25KB , 500x500 , beach day 2015-01.png )
93905

"Ladies... would you look at the time? Yeah, it's time to woo beautiful ladies such as yourself! Yeeeah!"
No pickup line is too cheesy, no strategy too corny, if the one uttering it is none other than McDowd.
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No. 93907 ID: a19cd5
File 143913637570.png - (3.59KB , 576x288 , misotus beachday.png )
93907

Misotus may not be the most relaxed snake-bird-person on the planet, but even she can enjoy a nice relaxing day at the beach with her cute top.
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No. 93909 ID: 557bac
File 143913848050.png - (154.65KB , 600x600 , beachday2015.png )
93909

Don't worry everyone: we've got a lifeguard on duty
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No. 93910 ID: ab7529

>>93884
>>93885
Time to break out the spray paint, then.

>>93902
Go ahead an eat him, Alice. No one will miss him.
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No. 93911 ID: ddcf3c

>>93902
marie, aren't you gonna play with your friends?
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No. 93915 ID: eb5c78
File 143914562893.png - (237.74KB , 800x600 , Beaches are over rated.png )
93915

"Sigh..."
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No. 93916 ID: eb5c78
File 143914667557.png - (384.95KB , 800x600 , Feesibly canon.png )
93916

>>93915
"Beaches are over rated...
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No. 93917 ID: d4a543

Flycatcher, go say hi to Eilin, invite her to the party, and challenge her "friend" back in the woods to a smiling contest.
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No. 93918 ID: c0fe75
File 143914694526.png - (210.03KB , 700x700 , beachday.png )
93918

"'Ey Bertrand, don't stay out in the sun too long. Y'might get BURNED."
"Fuck off, Bagnard."
"What's the matter? The HEAT gettin' to ya?"
"...You know, I can't wait to get you in front of a firing squad."
"And here I thought you'd rather light me on FIRE!"
"Ugh, that one's not even a pun, you moron."
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No. 93919 ID: 3009b4
File 143914762658.jpg - (438.89KB , 640x720 , BeachDayNem.jpg )
93919

"Cheer up, Mr. Flycatcher," tried Nem, her voice reflecting the sunny weather.

"I made you some special ointment from kelp that should keep the sun from drying you out and help your skin stay cool,"
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No. 93920 ID: b9cef6

>>93919
Nem
Nem thats just a bucket of mud
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No. 93921 ID: 265534

>>93920
That's not mud.
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No. 93922 ID: c33057
File 143915387629.png - (229.13KB , 800x800 , FUCKINGSHITBISCUITS.png )
93922

You can't be fucking serious. I remember to install my newest incineration-cannons, but then I manage to forget to load the bloody ammo-supply. This isn't just fair.
>"Hey, Tory, do you know what else we forgot?"
"Shut the fuck up Helena."
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No. 93923 ID: e114bc

>>93922
Swimsuits!
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No. 93924 ID: defceb
File 143915821755.png - (424.31KB , 1000x1000 , sandacastle.png )
93924

Alex built a sandcastle!
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No. 93925 ID: 557bac
File 143916631044.png - (191.83KB , 505x700 , frillsbeach2015.png )
93925

Gallsby: "Damn, we can't even go to the beach without you losing your pants, dude."

>Frillsby: "Holy shit, stop staring and give me your towel."

Gallsby: "No it okay look, I'll take mine off too. It's a nude beach now!"

>Frillsby: "That is the worst idea..."

Gallsby: "This is the best idea."
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No. 93926 ID: 265534
File 143916721766.png - (186.64KB , 859x768 , sapdatass.png )
93926

Nako does not care for fortified structures. She will create something that craters to her tastes.
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No. 93929 ID: 3e2cae
File 143917274827.png - (68.92KB , 500x500 , beach day3.png )
93929

Prima:
Yay, whee! Everyone is having fun.

Felix:
Yeah haha.
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No. 93930 ID: 3e2cae
File 143917275634.png - (68.29KB , 500x500 , beach day4.png )
93930

>>93925

Prima:
Woah, are people getting naked over there? Beach party's heating up!

Felix:
Please don't get any ideas, Prima...
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No. 93931 ID: 3e2cae
File 143917276631.png - (88.00KB , 500x500 , beach day5.png )
93931

Prima:
Woah! What th-??

Felix:
Aw, Prima! Can't you keep that thing under control? Geez.

Prima:
That's not me! It looks like some kind of
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No. 93932 ID: 3e2cae
File 143917277264.png - (82.41KB , 500x500 , Cyclops1.png )
93932

Periscoooooooooooope!
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No. 93933 ID: ba3b27
File 143917631888.png - (158.70KB , 900x700 , beachday.png )
93933

Sometimes you just need to kick back and take a break from blowing stuff up.
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No. 93935 ID: 3009b4
File 143918116406.jpg - (601.21KB , 677x786 , BeachDay3Sami.jpg )
93935

Sami is not impressed by Takabanda and lets him know.
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No. 93936 ID: 15fae4
File 143918125195.png - (164.38KB , 916x481 , beachday.png )
93936

>>93915

Hey, you're black and white too! Awesome!

...Weird question, have you seen any Tribes around here?
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No. 93937 ID: 8f454e
File 143918462708.png - (120.81KB , 700x500 , beachday2.png )
93937

Zazu: This is one ugly looking fish...
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No. 93939 ID: 3fd5e2
File 143919614861.png - (13.62KB , 777x665 , Beach.png )
93939

How did I even get here?
Where am I even at?
Why am I in color?
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No. 93941 ID: 0aaf6f

>>93933
Do Vorticons like the beach?
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No. 93956 ID: a34aad
File 143923958814.jpg - (60.04KB , 700x640 , FlySizzleNemBeachday2015.jpg )
93956

>>93919

While Flycatcher enjoys a nice moisturizing, Sizzle's interest is picked by the selfmade ointment.

I guess that even during vacation an alchemist never stop working.
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No. 93958 ID: a34aad
File 143924313633.jpg - (103.77KB , 640x1270 , Fez&SitaBeachDay2015.jpg )
93958

(Idea by Radial)

Damnit Fez, Sita! There are minors on this beach!

Contain yourselves!
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No. 93966 ID: ea0ad9
File 143924631001.png - (116.80KB , 1000x1000 , Shadow beach trip.png )
93966

>>93932
:toko-close: Business sponsored vacations are the best.
:miasmamini: Yeah, nice and sunny too!
:RIOT: Wait is that guy stuck in that castle that's about to blow up? Gonna bust down those walls to get him out!
Shadow advisors may not be properly portrayed
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No. 93968 ID: 5a02f7
File 143924710841.png - (65.05KB , 750x750 , 003.png )
93968

Sky's Edge:
"If you've forgotten sunscreen, I've got extra; It's SPF 9000, rated for albinos and Creatures of Darkness."
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No. 93971 ID: 3009b4
File 143925335552.jpg - (403.89KB , 640x720 , BeachDay4RekkiRed.jpg )
93971

Rekki's almost thrown out of his little fishing boat by the sub's sudden surfacing.

His friend Red the mermaid (well, more like a Deep One but whatever) is less than concerned.

Red, readying her Darkwater Harpoon: Oh chill. If they cause trouble I'll take care of it. They're probably just here to relax.

Rekki: Yeah, well they're scaring the fish.

Red sighs exasperated.

Red: For you that's a big deal, for me it's like going to the market. Relax, that's what you're here for, right?

Rekki sighs then thinks of something. Almost reading his thoughts, Red lets him know that there isn't any sunken treasure nearby, where upon hearing this Rekki sighs again.
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No. 93974 ID: eb5c78
File 143925596413.png - (101.70KB , 800x800 , Onigashima Beach.png )
93974

:Kensuyata:"Oh hey! Hope we didn't miss anything exciting! Hope no one minds us parking the island here."

:Manewis:"Not that we have any form of say in where it decides to go."

:Ryu:"PARTYYYY!!!"
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No. 93976 ID: 70d66a
File 143926370199.png - (130.95KB , 700x500 , beachday3.png )
93976

>>93941
Some would say a little too much.
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No. 93979 ID: 1f8505
File 143927185244.png - (515.11KB , 1178x1777 , Beach_Day1.png )
93979

"Who's up for a game of volleyball?"
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No. 93985 ID: f4705d
File 143927552069.png - (186.79KB , 600x500 , beachday15_1.png )
93985

“Aaah, Wordblood it’s a day I can be part of!”

“Wait… where are we? We’re spirits. We shouldn’t be able to materialize ourselves yet, and if we were manifested physically we shouldn’t have this same appearance. Is this-“

“Oh shush and enjoy it! I’m going to! I’m going to build sandcastles and play beach games and go swimming, Wordblood, swimming in the sea! I’ve never even really seen water before!”
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No. 93986 ID: f4705d
File 143927555899.png - (86.16KB , 600x500 , beachday15_2.png )
93986

“Yeeeee!!”
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No. 93987 ID: f4705d
File 143927557707.png - (53.82KB , 600x500 , beachday15_3.png )
93987

sploosh
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No. 93988 ID: f4705d
File 143927560931.png - (61.48KB , 600x500 , beachday15_4.png )
93988

swwssshhrsshh

“Uh oh.”
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No. 93989 ID: 37a7a7
File 143928156886.png - (86.57KB , 700x500 , ballinthegame.png )
93989

>>93979
-jump serve-
Lefty: Ball in the game!
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No. 93990 ID: e04ec2
File 143928486246.png - (113.30KB , 1000x914 , Beachcropolis.png )
93990

What is this place? Why am I not shaking my bones in these shorts? There is some sensation in the air that is warm and pleasant on the skin.

>It is the warmth of the star we orbit, Mord. Look up to the sky and see it clearly. It is beautiful.

I was just being whimsical, but I agree. It is strange to see a world whose sky remains free of the black clouds.

What is in this thing, by the way?

>8000 kebabs.

...And did Draco Penitentiary really produce novelty swimwear?

>I am as confused as you are.
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No. 93992 ID: 34a64b
File 143930649976.png - (266.98KB , 1600x800 , dungeoneer_beach_invasion.png )
93992

Merud: "Are you really going to wear that?"

Kallia: "I should be the one asking that. This is a beach, not a hobo and dumb hats convention. You're lucky I got to Deem in time."

Deem: "I am going to win at beaches~"

Merud: "What did you tell her?!"
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No. 93994 ID: e4abe1
File 143930857405.jpg - (478.53KB , 1350x1012 , drunkstreamart.jpg )
93994

>>93989
<sonic boom> HA! Nice shot lady, maybe I can finally use all my MANLY STRENGTH for once!

Honey! Hold my hand! Aaaahhh!
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No. 93997 ID: d4a543

>>93985
>“Wait… where are we? We’re spirits. We shouldn’t be able to materialize ourselves yet, and if we were manifested physically we shouldn’t have this same appearance. Is this-“

Yes, it is. Check the OP, Wordblood. 'Multiversal pinion point' means this beach is far beyond Costora's authority, somewhere in the Faraway which acts a little bit like the Celestial City of Yu-Shan, meaning material and immaterial can interact freely, to comical but seldom dangerous effect.
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No. 93999 ID: 3009b4
File 143931282674.jpg - (567.61KB , 640x720 , BeachDayMacha.jpg )
93999

Macha joins in the volley ball game.

She doesn't quite understand the rules and likely doesn't care.
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No. 94000 ID: e607cd

>>93979
Who are you, and what have you done with your sweater?
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No. 94002 ID: e1c429
File 143931892179.png - (119.53KB , 546x484 , prach.png )
94002

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No. 94006 ID: 932d47
File 143932062115.jpg - (23.47KB , 800x400 , AlaivBeachDay2015.jpg )
94006

Chilling on the beach.
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No. 94008 ID: e1c429
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94008

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No. 94020 ID: 557bac
File 143933574866.png - (222.37KB , 600x600 , ggbeach2015.png )
94020

Damn GG, I dunno if that's coming back down.
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No. 94021 ID: 7b7ab3

>>94020
It gone.
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No. 94024 ID: 5a02f7
File 143933986297.png - (63.38KB , 750x750 , 004.png )
94024

Kamai:
*mumblegrumble* ... stupid ocean... *grumblemumble*
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No. 94025 ID: ab7529

>>94024
Do you sea something that's making you blue?
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No. 94026 ID: 9fe7e1
File 143934610637.jpg - (2.16MB , 2412x2948 , image.jpg )
94026

The spess man has spess spyked the ball, game on chums
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No. 94032 ID: a19cd5
File 143935510447.gif - (254.54KB , 1280x1280 , owie.gif )
94032

>>94026
C'mon you guys, I juss wanned to enjoy th' fire.
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No. 94033 ID: e114bc

>>94032
You call that a bonfire?! Fuse can show you how it's done.
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No. 94037 ID: 62a34e
File 143935788950.png - (111.99KB , 700x500 , Bonfire.png )
94037

>>94033
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No. 94040 ID: 15fae4
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94040

None of the popular Quests wanna hang out with Ren or Kon.
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No. 94042 ID: 3fd5e2
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94042

>>94040
"sup short stuffs...Where did I get this drink?"
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No. 94044 ID: 7e38be
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94044

>>93893

hey buddy, can you get my back? last time I laid in the sun all day I ended up peeling like an onion, innit?
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No. 94046 ID: 265534
File 143936722037.png - (229.46KB , 905x768 , ball.png )
94046

Now that the ball has impacted some undisclosed location, a new ball will be required. Nako has a ball ready to go. Here you go.
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No. 94047 ID: f68a09
File 143936812426.png - (12.11KB , 960x560 , 2bbeach1.png )
94047

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No. 94048 ID: f68a09
File 143936813658.png - (14.59KB , 960x560 , 2bbeach2.png )
94048

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No. 94049 ID: f68a09
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94049

Operative 73-6 is here to SuperSoak everyone in this sandcastle.

Starting with this guy.

This guy is so soaked.
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No. 94050 ID: d3f1de
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94050

>>94042

Talia: "Are you sure you want to give away all the drinks? That's not good business, papa. I can understand the free sample to that bat-girl, but... free drinks?"

Swabluff: "Come on Talia! It's such a good day. Let's forget business for a while. prepare the little stand and throw out the 'FREE' sign. Everyone is having a good time. Let's make it even better if we can"

Talia: "If you say so, Papa..."

Swabluff: "That's my girl! Let's see where Sizzle and the other set up. Haven't seen them in a while"
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No. 94052 ID: 7e38be
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94052

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No. 94054 ID: 3e2cae

>>94046
That ball's gonna explode, you guys.
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No. 94084 ID: 15fae4
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94084

What a nice day.

Ren thinks we should do this again, sometime.
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No. 94093 ID: 1f8505
File 143959505854.png - (401.94KB , 1209x2000 , Beach_Day2.png )
94093

"Let's try this again, with a not-exploding ball. 0-1!"
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No. 94107 ID: 1f720d

>>94093
WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THE BOMB? THIS IS INCREDIBLY IRRESPONSIBLE!
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No. 94152 ID: b9cef6
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94152

>>93994
A few minutes ago...
>ENTER BEACH
You step out onto the beach, strutting your stuff.
Aww yeah. Lookityou. Manly as FUCK right now. Gonna pick up ALL the chicks like this. Cool shades? Check. Swim trunks? Check. Status: Down to clown.
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No. 94153 ID: b9cef6
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94153

>>94152
"Hey, miss. You can't go out on the beach like that."
"What? Excuse me?"
"Look, I guess this might be what you usually wear, but this is a PG-13 beach day. Gonna have to ask you to put on a top."
>ASSERT MANHOOD
"No, no, hey! I don't have to-"
"You don't have anything to change into?"
"No! I don't need a top, because I-"
"Look, just because you don't have a lot going on up there doesn't mean you don't need to cover up. Hold on, I'll grab something for you to wear."
And that is why Thomas is in a frilly two-piece.
>>
No. 94158 ID: 3009b4
File 143975517203.jpg - (389.91KB , 640x720 , BeachDay6_Talia.jpg )
94158

Sami notices Talia setting up free drinks.

She hopes they're strong or alien enough to affect her.
>>
No. 94187 ID: 3009b4
File 143985554398.jpg - (464.98KB , 640x720 , Beach Day7 Dark Queen.jpg )
94187

Nem: Well, I'm flattered but no, I'm not a princess and this is Flycatcher -- not a "Battletoad".

Dark Queen: Are you sure? You're like Princess Angelica with a dyejob and hooves. Y'know, with the hooves and all you could be a very popular princess from what I've been reading on the Interwebs.

Nem: I'm positive. By the way, what is your cape attached to? It just seems to be... floating around your back.

Dark Queen: Same way my mammoth mammaries haven't exploded out of my strapless outfit.
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No. 94206 ID: f1bc1f
File 143992900996.jpg - (81.91KB , 1040x600 , BattleCatcher beachday.jpg )
94206

>>94187

Flycatcher: "Sorry miss, but i think you are mistaking us for someone else. My name is Flycatcher Vattelapeska and i'm a ranidae, not a battletoad. Whatever that is..."

Dark Queen: "You surely look like a battletoad to me, wartfeatures..."

Flycatcher: "What?"

Nem: "Uh... i think this mixture might have needed some testing..."

Sizzle: "Oooooh, ok. I definitivelyneed the recipe for this ointment!"
>>
No. 94207 ID: f1bc1f
File 143992908576.jpg - (30.74KB , 600x630 , FlycatcherBeachbody.jpg )
94207

Flycatcher: "WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY BODY?!?!"

Turns out Ranidae's body have weird reactions to certain plants and algae!
>>
No. 94208 ID: 3009b4

Clearly, Nem is a genius.
>>
No. 94217 ID: 5a02f7
File 143993966614.png - (191.55KB , 750x633 , 005.png )
94217

>>94025

Kamai:
"No, fuck this. I'm not going to sit around and listen to this shit. I'm getting beer!"

Kamai hurries over to where Talia has set up shop.

>>94158

Kamai:
"Speak for yourself, I'm a lightweight!"

Kamai scrutinizes the sign, and then Talia.

Kamai:
"When you say "free," that means "really free," not, like, "free until you have to pay for them" or "free tomorrow," right?"
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No. 94223 ID: 3bc92d
File 143996631923.png - (165.71KB , 800x600 , body troubles and fun in the sun.png )
94223

Zoe: "Hey, bro, come on in! The water's great!"

Ophidian: "For people who don't have to worry about being short-circuited, maybe. I don't know how you convinced me to come here at all!"

Zoe: "Come on, C. You're talking to the lady with the robot arm, here."

Ophidian: "Yeah, but you installed that arm, and it's so clunky that I doubt any water could get in anyways. This body was made out of defective parts."

Zoe: "Dude. Relax. Your body is a top-of-the-line model. It's got a nano-folded polycarbonate skin with an alloy endoskeleton, so water's not going to seep in, and, hell, even your eyes and mouth are waterproof. You'd need to punch a hole clean through your chest before you had any adverse reaction to water, and you have redundant systems located all over your body anyway. Seriously, Charles, you'll be fine."

Ophidian: "Redundant systems aren't always safer, Z. Trust me. Also, please, please don't call me Charles! Especially not in front of other people!"

Zoe: "Why not? It's your name. Charles. Charles Charles Charles~!"

Ophidian: "Fucking hell, I hate you!"

Zoe: "Love you too, big brother."

Veronica: "Lily! Lily, help!"

Lily: "What's up, Ronnie?"

Veronica: "How do you swim when your legs are so thin and short? I can barely keep myself on the surface!"

Lily: "Honestly? I don't know. I only had that body for four days, and I didn't do much swimming in it. Ask Orchid, she'd probably know."

Veronica: "But Orchid's busy trying to chat up that pasty white-skinned robot lady! Please, Lily, please, I don't know how to swim in your body!"

Lily: "Well... I guess you could hang onto my back, and then I could swim around for both of us. Do you think your body could manage that, or would we drown?"

Zoe: "If you do drown, I've got some hacked resurrection pods that you can use, back at my place."

Veronica: "Thanks, miss, but I think we'll just have our genie resurrect us if we drown. Not that we're planning on drowning!"

Zoe: "...you have a genie? Holy shit! Charles, these kids have a genie!"

Ophidian: "What?! Hey! Hey, kids! Can I borrow your genie? I need to wish myself back to life!"

Lily: "Oh crap. Now everyone's going to want to make wishes."

Veronica: "...oops. Sorry. Should we leave?"

Lily: "Nah. I want to catch the perfect wave, and I still haven't found it."
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No. 94228 ID: 5d4fc9
File 143999628832.png - (321.59KB , 800x800 , BeachDayFuzeOken2.png )
94228

Fuze: "What is that game they're playing?"

Oken: "It's called fistball, the point of the game is the violently punch the ball back and forth, the game ends when one of their flimsy alien swimsuits falls apart from all the clumsy athletics. Like most primitive pastimes it's all tied to some dumb mating rituals."

Fuze: "oh, what a crude sport."

Oken: "Yeah, that's why we'll be playing a game of skill: Petal Ball!"

Oken and Fuze begin to play

Fuze: "Ah! it's to fast!"
>>
No. 94233 ID: e114bc

>>94228
Oken, show him your RPB!
>>
No. 94234 ID: b9cef6

>>94233
Her Really Pointy Toes?!
>>
No. 94235 ID: c30da0
File 144001480370.jpg - (55.48KB , 650x650 , DemonbeachDay.jpg )
94235

>>94107

Don't worry. Someone took care of the Ballbomb.
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No. 94240 ID: c30da0
File 144001698501.jpg - (78.75KB , 1000x600 , FreeBooze BeachDay 2015.jpg )
94240

>>94158
>>94217

Talia: "Free means 'Only thing you'll have to pay is a healer if you drink yourself under your table'"

She starts handing two cups to kamai and Sami

Talia: "Here, start with this. It'll help set your stomach. If you want something stronger i have things that go from 'I can't remember what i am' to 'I can't believe this isn't real poison'. Papa even made be bring a bottle of Medusa's tear if you feel brave enough!"
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No. 94241 ID: 3009b4
File 144001705975.jpg - (489.60KB , 640x720 , Macha Being a Beach Day 8.jpg )
94241

There's a shriek that carries across the beach. Nem turns to Flycatcher, Sizzle and the Dark Queen and excuses herself.

Nem: Excuse me, but my sister is acting like a school yard bully again.

MACHA!!
>>
No. 94243 ID: c30da0
File 144001867417.jpg - (80.74KB , 980x600 , GianniBeachDay2015.jpg )
94243

Oh, there you are Gianni.

I was wondering where you went, you little scoundrel.

Don't bother other patrons, come on.
>>
No. 94245 ID: eb5c78
File 144002342576.png - (67.95KB , 500x500 , Beach Day 89.png )
94245

>>94228
>>94241

O boy a ball
>>
No. 94246 ID: eb5c78
File 144002345452.png - (87.31KB , 800x800 , Beach Day 90.png )
94246

>>94245

Gotta play ball too!
>>
No. 94247 ID: 3009b4

:iconnemnormal2:
Nem: Oh, nevermind then. That takes care of that.

Flycatcher: You're not worried?

Nem considers explaining but settles for a simple:
... no.
>>
No. 94248 ID: 14c4c9

>>94246
Woah, that's all the way over to Eilin's side of the island!
>>
No. 94249 ID: 3009b4
File 144002636774.jpg - (272.72KB , 640x720 , Macha NSFW Beach Day 9.jpg )
94249

Yes it is.

** SPLASH!! **
>>
No. 94250 ID: a6f913
File 144002654117.png - (173.67KB , 700x600 , kathbeach.png )
94250

Katherine has finally found some time to follow the river out of the swamp to the beach! (Odd, she thinks - because isn't it true that there is no river out of the swamp?)

But no matter! She has a basket full of pimento cheese sandwiches and she's ready to relax. It looks like Ulric came along too ...
>>
No. 94251 ID: 3009b4
File 144002925914.jpg - (161.59KB , 640x720 , Macha and Eilin Beach Day 10.jpg )
94251

Eilin: ... me?

Macha: What? No. Who the hell are you?

Eilin: ... Mick...

Macha: Don't skat me. You're too pretty to be a Mick.

Eilin: Eilin. Are you all right?

Macha shakes off some seaweed.

Macha: Fine. It takes more than being knocked across an island into shallow water to shake me up.

Eilin: That's... normally not survivable.

Macha: Normally a sea monster carelessly bumping into you would just knocks you flat too. Clearly you're not familiar with comic violence. What are you doing all by yourself anyway, Eilin?

Eilin: I was ship wrecked!! Where did you come from, miss...

Macha: Macha. "Death Incarnate" to my enemies. Since you can call me "Macha" you've nothing to fear until I tell you to be afraid. Anyhow, there's a party on the other side.

Eilin stares at Macha in disbelief.

Macha: What other explanation could there be?

Eilin tries to think of one as Macha wades on to the beach.

Eilin: You could have been ship wrecked too. Or a native of the island. You're standing around naked rather comfortably, after all.

Macha looks around for her bikini but it's long lost. She shrugs and then grins wickedly showing her sharp, white teeth.

Macha: I'm invincible. Invincible people wear whatever the hell they want. When I feel like putting some clothes on, I will.

Eilin looks less than impressed and a little uncomfortable.

Macha: Look, why don't you come with me back to the party? We've got food and drinks and besides, you remind me of my little sister. You shouldn't be here alone.

Eilin is hesitant. Macha sighs and grabs her by the hand, pulling her carefully but firmly along while she summons her axe to her free hand.

Macha: Come on, I don't feel like doing the scary lady intimidation game.

Eilin: But you don't know you're ready for what's in the jungle!

Macha: I don't care 'cause the jungle isn't ready for me.
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No. 94254 ID: 557bac
File 144004053120.png - (127.31KB , 600x600 , radulabeach2015.png )
94254

Rude!
>>
No. 94255 ID: 97a907
File 144004522442.png - (14.23KB , 800x600 , HallBeachDay.png )
94255

Andrew isn't having much fun here, it's too hot for him.
(Malachite, on the other hand, seems to be enjoying himself.)
>>
No. 94257 ID: a107fd

>>94250
> (Odd, she thinks - because isn't it true that there is no river out of the swamp?)

Clearly you followed something other than a river by mistake. No bother! Can't argue with success. Go introduce Ulric to the Supreme Cyclope's shadowy council, he'd probably fit right in with them, and the organization as a whole has a lot of macguffin-assembly experience. Simply persuade the boss that your restored heart will somehow help him defeat Santa and they'll do the rest.

Stay away from Macha, though. Obvious reasons.
>>
No. 94261 ID: 265534
File 144008355278.png - (285.12KB , 1024x900 , newchallenger.png )
94261

>>94093
Rynh leaps into action and spikes the ball with excessive force. "Oh, you wanna go, Jiggles? You're going to have to put more oomph into it than that! NO MERCY!"
>>
No. 94285 ID: 0a8fc4

Wheres the muscle contest?
>>
No. 94303 ID: defceb
File 144019619957.png - (317.17KB , 1000x600 , musclecontest.png )
94303

“Did someone say muscle contest!?”

“I do not believe it is fair for you to enter, given the vast amount of cybernetic enhancements I built into you.”

“I’m up against a shapeshifter and frog, I think it’s fair.”
>>
No. 94306 ID: 3009b4
File 144020032645.jpg - (183.92KB , 640x720 , Macha and Eilin Beach Day 11.jpg )
94306

"Oh, what have I gotten myself into?" Eilin worried as she found herself being swiftly delivered through the jungle by a large naked woman.

"Stop squirming!" Macha snapped, "They're having a MUSCLE CONTEST without me!!"
>>
No. 94307 ID: 3009b4

(Macha is carrying Eilin because she wasn't moving fast enough for her liking)
>>
No. 94313 ID: 3e2cae

>>94303
Watch out Chamille will try to cheat.
>>
No. 94319 ID: eb5c78
File 144025622914.jpg - (67.07KB , 640x720 , silverbeach.jpg )
94319

>>94306
suddenly i apopear

"oh wow" matcha swoons "who is this hunk"

"my name is preston strifecloud" i say "but you can call me strider i am on a quest to defeat my evil father"

"wow strider what a cool name and i like your body too macha says

"thanks I am naturally strong due to my demon body you should forget all about the muscular contest hey I think we are the same kind of demon"

"wow really we shold totally date" macha says with sweaty tits

i agree and we date and then get married at the beach
>>
No. 94321 ID: ea0ad9

>“I do not believe it is fair for you to enter, given the vast amount of cybernetic enhancements I built into you.”
And yet she's losing. Granted, Flycatcher's muscles came from the unexpected side-effects a lotion had on Ranidae, but still, she's losing.
>>
No. 94324 ID: 3009b4
File 144027174038.jpg - (253.76KB , 640x720 , NSFW Macha Retort Beach Day 12.jpg )
94324

On the border of the full colour part of the island, Macha stops to beat down some fanfiction with a squid.
>>
No. 94327 ID: eb5c78
File 144028258698.png - (420.39KB , 1440x810 , beach day.png )
94327

"Uh... Aruuchi? Goshen? The uh... the tide's coming in..."
>>
No. 94328 ID: 5a02f7
File 144028479729.png - (82.78KB , 493x750 , 006.png )
94328

>>94240

Kamai:
"Awesome! Thanks, uh, free-booze-lady!"

"Wait, they're having a muscle contest? Then where are all the dudes? I saw this really hunky green-haired guy earlier, where did he- is that a frog???"
>>
No. 94331 ID: 5d4fc9
File 144028765734.png - (415.19KB , 800x800 , BeachDayRubabu.png )
94331

Rubabu has arrived from space to judge the muscle contest using her scouter!

Rubabu: "might as well start by scanning that family over there."
>>
No. 94332 ID: 5d4fc9
File 144028776775.png - (268.86KB , 800x800 , BeachDayRubabu2.png )
94332

Preston: "ha-ha my beloved! nice hit!"

Squid Jr: "Macha-chan~ why did you hit Preston-sama you told me you love him?"

Macha: "I-I did not! I hate Preston! I hate everything about him! I hate his silky flowing green hair!, his sculpted abs, his perfect fighting skills, everything"

Squid Jr: "But you said you were going to take him to the summer festival

Macha: "sh-shut up Squid Jr.! I was only going to ask him because my sister is busy, it's not like I like him or anything!"

Preston: "The summer festival? some strong rivals are likely to be there, I'd love to go Macha!"

Macha: "You would Preston-sama~? I-I mean fine w-whatever, just don't think it's a big deal or anything . . ."

Squid Jr: "hurray!"


Rubabu:"by freeza, what horrible people."
>>
No. 94337 ID: bb78f2

>>94331
Rubabu, your Pod crashed in sand, that crater's going to fill up again and fill your pod in... with sand.

What I'm saying is that you're about to get sand in your baby crib.
>>
No. 94339 ID: 3009b4
File 144031092243.jpg - (164.83KB , 640x720 , NSFW Mach Retort 2.jpg )
94339

Macha's had enough of this shit.
>>
No. 94340 ID: 1f8505
File 144031177582.png - (381.84KB , 1144x1649 , Beach_Day3.png )
94340

>>94261

"OOF! I'm not impressed, ya two-by-four!"
>>
No. 94341 ID: 8f7720
File 144031434639.png - (124.69KB , 700x500 , Star and Sweet-T make a shop.png )
94341

"Shells for sale! Shells for sell!

Yeah, we got this one in the fuckin' bag, Star. See, you know what that one bitch in the rhyme did wrong? Didn't know how to market. Only a fucking idiot would try to sell shit you could just find on the floor without proper presentation. That's why I'm the fuckin' best at this. Cause, see, we got what she don't. We got a pair of Heroes advertising it AND an adorable as fuck mascot, yours truly, manning the thing. Money in the fuckin' bank.

Star? You listenin' Star?"
>>
No. 94342 ID: f68a09
File 144031509469.png - (9.82KB , 960x560 , beach.png )
94342

FASTER BITCH FASTER WE'RE GOING TO MISS THE VOLLEYBALL TOURNAMENT

why are we doing this what are we even doing here

ARE YOU KIDDING
LOOK AT ALL THE QUESTIONABLE CIRCLEJERKERY AND WEIRD AWKWARD SEXUALITY ON DISPLAY DOWN THERE
WE'RE GONNA BE RICH

how is it going to make us rich

SHUT UP AND DRIVE
>>
No. 94343 ID: 8177e7
File 144031911723.png - (33.20KB , 800x620 , beach_judges.png )
94343

Deem: "It is I, Deem! I will be on this judge's panel due to being eminently qualified for it. That is some wonderful flexing, however I would prefer to see more of it!"
>>
No. 94344 ID: 3009b4
File 144031999625.jpg - (341.99KB , 640x720 , Beach Day Nem Fixes Stuff.jpg )
94344

Nem, as usual, is cleaning up other people's messes.


Nem: I am so, so sorry for what Macha's done. I hope you can forgive her. This is beautiful fabric, I hope my sewing job is acceptable.
>>
No. 94345 ID: 2eeb65

>>94344
Will she sew Preston Strifecloud back together?
>>
No. 94346 ID: 8177e7

>>94345
That was clearly a shadowclone.
>>
No. 94350 ID: 5d4fc9
File 144033383058.png - (338.30KB , 800x800 , BeachDayFuzeOken3.png )
94350

>>94344
Oken: "sorry but apologies don't work that way, you can only apologize for your own actions!

And I'm not going to let anyone who takes off my clothes get away with it!"
>>
No. 94355 ID: a107fd

>>94350
Stand down, Ace Pilot. Technically Nem and Macha ARE the same person, and before you point that raytech anywhere regrettable, please consider what Macha just did to that fellow with the green hair when sufficiently provoked.
>>
No. 94361 ID: 3e2cae
File 144036885349.png - (99.92KB , 600x600 , muscle.png )
94361

"Did somebody say 'did somebody say "muscle contest?"'"
>>
No. 94363 ID: eb5c78
File 144037215697.png - (148.96KB , 640x720 , log trick.png )
94363

>>94339
"kawareemi no jootsu!

luckily when i stop hiding my power level i am twelve times faster than matcha times infinity and she falls ffro a simple log trick
>>
No. 94364 ID: eb5c78
File 144037236492.png - (236.09KB , 640x720 , sword trick.png )
94364

"it is too bad you have chosen the path of evil and hate macha but my sword will restore you to your old self that was good and in love

"oh thanjks preston" macha says" i have been restores to my true self that always loved you"

the world is saved once again even though the baka gaijin desided to go to the beach instead of the onsen
>>
No. 94366 ID: eb5c78
File 144037645088.png - (162.18KB , 640x720 , squid now kid now.png )
94366

i get matcha a new swimsuit and we renew our vows and adopt the squid now as our kid now

then we live happily ever after

THE END
>>
No. 94372 ID: 3009b4
File 144038437308.jpg - (342.83KB , 640x720 , Little Macha is in Trouble.jpg )
94372

Macha: Preston, you little shit!

Macha pulled the young boy from the computer and wrapped him in a headlock. Preston struggled weakly to no avail. Just like the other kids at school, he was easily bullied by his older sister.

Preston sobbed: Mooooooooooooooom!

Nem stormed into the room. Again.

Nem: Macha Margaret Morrigan! What are you doing to your little brother now?

Macha froze at the sound of her full name.

Macha: Look what Preston wrote!

She pointed at the screen while still restraining Preston with one hand.

Nem glanced it and sighed.

Nem: BOTH of you go to your rooms this instant! We will talk about this later!

Nem sat down, and buried her face in her hands as she read Preston's horrible self-inserts. She wasn't sure what to do first -- ground him for visiting that kind of site, get him art lessons so he'd stop drawing such wall-eyed breasts, or sign him up for a writing course to work on his horrid prose.

As to Macha...

(She scrolled up)

Maybe she should just take them both to a child psychologist. Dragging her by her ear through school after she found out she was a bully seemed to nip that problem in the bud but Preston was used to seeing his older sister pulled around like that. She couldn't see how Preston could improve while Macha tormented him so.
>>
No. 94375 ID: 3009b4

Macha you put something on this instant!!
>>
No. 94376 ID: 3009b4
File 144038718776.jpg - (351.29KB , 640x720 , Macha is embarassed.jpg )
94376

Macha: Oh shit.
>>
No. 94382 ID: 3009b4
File 144039869896.jpg - (424.08KB , 640x720 , Nem Mom Beach Day.jpg )
94382

So someone asked about Nem Mom for Beach Day, and thus she sent this photo to upload.

Hubby put his finger in the shot.
>>
No. 94397 ID: 265534
File 144043973707.png - (244.77KB , 1024x768 , sigh.png )
94397

Rynh: "Holy shit. Who are these assholes and why are they ruining everything? I don't even want to hit people with a ball anymore. I might have to kick their asses."
>>
No. 94404 ID: aad43d

>>94397
DO IT
>>
No. 94416 ID: 3e2cae
File 144046591289.png - (116.96KB , 500x500 , beach day6.png )
94416

"I've got it!"

("Woo! Go team boobies!")
>>
No. 94417 ID: 3e2cae
File 144046593941.png - (122.73KB , 500x500 , beach day7.png )
94417

("You've got to be kidding!")
>>
No. 94418 ID: 3009b4

APPLES BEACH DAY!!

Wait, so what's going on with Prima?
>>
No. 94425 ID: 5a02f7
File 144047120195.png - (152.44KB , 750x750 , 007.png )
94425

>>94397

Kamai:
"Fighting?"

Kamai downs the rest of her beer and zips over to Rynh.

Kamai:
"That's what the beach needs! Fighting! Can we? Please?!"
>>
No. 94429 ID: 3e2cae
File 144047320804.png - (95.82KB , 500x500 , beach day8.png )
94429

"Oh dear..."
>>
No. 94430 ID: 3e2cae
File 144047323390.png - (171.41KB , 800x800 , beach day9.png )
94430

"Oh this really is a pickle!"
>>
No. 94431 ID: 3e2cae
File 144047327067.png - (43.82KB , 500x500 , beach day10.png )
94431

"They both look like so much fun! How could I ever decide??"
>>
No. 94443 ID: 4b93df
File 144050860143.png - (38.17KB , 960x840 , nanogoo_beach.png )
94443

Shopkeep: "You sure you're not going to rust or anything?"

[default]: "It'll bE An advenTUuure. Make suRe you dOn't get SUnburnt."

Shopkeep: "But who could possibly help me put on sunscreen?"

[default]: "i-i-I'm sure we'lL Find soMeone."
>>
No. 94444 ID: 3009b4

Apples has the answer to everything.
>>
No. 94445 ID: 3009b4
File 144051837180.jpg - (386.19KB , 640x720 , Beach Day Drunk Sami.jpg )
94445

Drunk Sami GLOMPH ATTACK!
>>
No. 94446 ID: eb5c78
File 144052274156.png - (328.06KB , 800x600 , Eilin Beach1.png )
94446

"..."
>>
No. 94447 ID: eb5c78
File 144052276795.png - (352.83KB , 800x600 , Eilin Beach 2.png )
94447

"..."
>>
No. 94448 ID: eb5c78
File 144052279493.png - (341.52KB , 800x600 , Eilin Beach 3.png )
94448

"Are you..."
>>
No. 94450 ID: eb5c78
File 144052331876.png - (385.96KB , 800x600 , Eilin Beach.png )
94450

"... Are you kidding me!? Was this here, just on the other side of the island, the whole time!?"
>>
No. 94451 ID: 2eeb65

>>94372
>>94382
DAT MILF
>>
No. 94452 ID: 3009b4

GORGEOUS FULL COLOUR EILIN!!
>>
No. 94453 ID: 2a7417

>>94450
Nope, and it probably won't stay very long. Enjoy it while it lasts!
>>
No. 94487 ID: 22abde

>>94450
Yep! Now put on a swimsuit and hang out with the stranners.
>>
No. 94500 ID: 7ec6d6
File 144073294525.png - (618.84KB , 1218x630 , Like German Tourists.png )
94500

Before Lucidia can coax August out into the surf with her new and fashionably tailored spring suit Jolienne manages to interrupt with a thrown sandball.

"BEACH PARTYS AIN'T FER READEN NERDS! LESGO PLAY SOME BALL!"
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No. 94502 ID: 265534
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94502

Tchee'ka: "Are you sure these are okay? They don't really cover everything."

Ikki: "Don't worry about it. Nobody cares and if they do, they won't want to seem like a weirdo asking."

Tchee'ka: "I guess..."

Ikki: "It's fine. There's weirdos running around topless, screaming at people down the beach. Besides, I'm not paying for custom tailored swimsuits. Shit's expensive, yo.
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No. 94503 ID: 28984e
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94503

"I'm glad we decided on taking some official Faceless R & R together! This beach is absolutely delightful. I didn't know Gatekeeper knows such a lovely place!"
Jesst said, while re-applying her face on her current curvaceous female body.
"Let's see if I can snatch some fun in the form of the young and virile here... Speaking of which, how's that sausage, Anaximander?"
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No. 94504 ID: 28984e
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94504

>>94503
"You and your... ugh. Wait a little bit more, by Grozak." Anaximander simmers.
"Hey, don't be angry! You'll always be my special friend..." Jesst replied in jest.
"Thrice-damned fool, I only agreed to come because you promised I could burn things! So spare me your 'flirting' and leave me to tend the flame! And where is the Gatekeeper and the Beastmaster?!?"
"Gatekeeper said she forgot something and hopped back via a portal. As for Beastmaster, he's still parking our boat."
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No. 94505 ID: 28984e
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94505

>>94504
"Heekekeke, come on, Shadow, I'll be gone for just a bit! You stay here, yes? Heekekeke. Come on, Shadow - the others are waiting for me. I've even got my special beach legs attached! You know how important this is for me - what, you're scared? Heekekeke, of the man on that iron boat? Don't be, Shadow! I'm sure he's just another crazy experimenter. You know, just like... me! Heekekeke! What, he's staring at us right now? Now now, Shadow, don't be prejudiced, maybe he's the one who guards the boats here! Now behave, yes? Heekekeke. Good Shadow, nice Shadow. Varfija's leaving now, yes? Be good to teh other boats, yes?"
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No. 94536 ID: 8f7720
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94536

>>94443
>Star hears the words sunscreen, help, and put on. Not in that particular order but those are the important words.

>With a speed befitting a high ranking member of The Vigil he rushes over to the damsels in distress.

"Ladies," He says, "I couldn't help but overhearing your cry for help. Name's Star, of The Vigil. I would be more than glad to assist you in your time of need."
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No. 94542 ID: a107fd

>>94536
Refrain from touching the silvery girl with your non-invulnerable bits, since she can eat flesh or metal with any part of her body.
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No. 94548 ID: 3e2cae
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94548

"I've got it!"
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No. 94551 ID: 3e2cae
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94551

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No. 94552 ID: 3e2cae
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94552

"Oh my goodness! Are you alright? I'm so sorry!

You haven't seen my daughter anywhere around have you?"
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No. 94553 ID: 2eeb65

Bruco: Flirt with giant lady to make Strela jealous (even though she won't admit it)
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No. 94556 ID: 3e2cae
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94556

Sami: "Be honest with me, though: this thing is fake, right? It's gotta be."

Prima: "I-it's real I swear. And it's very s-sensitive!"
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No. 94557 ID: a19cd5

>inb4 she loses a tooth
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No. 94561 ID: 3009b4
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94561

Sami is just checking to see if it's really real.
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No. 94562 ID: 8f7720
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94562

>>94561
"..."

>Sweet-T changes her shop.

>Gotta keep up with the trends.
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No. 94565 ID: fe06ff

okay this hyper herm stuff is making me very uncomfortable participating in this thread
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No. 94566 ID: d93d23

Ah, hmmm. I feel maybe this fun, silly beach day idea is heading too far in the direction of the lewds. Thanks for the spoilering though.
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No. 94570 ID: 2eeb65

Why does everything on tgchan end in penis?
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No. 94573 ID: 74f272

>>94570
The joke is too obvious.

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/op-is-a-faggot
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No. 94574 ID: 3009b4
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94574

Nem: YOU TWO! Sami, you know better than that!! Nobody needs to see this, go find a room, or a quiet spot in the jungle or something!

Sami: Yes, mom.

Nem: DO NOT get me started. Between Macha's shenanigans and your debauchery... And you're older than me anyway!

Sami: Yes, mom.

Nem scowls. She always seems to be cleaning up other people's messes.
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No. 94575 ID: 2eeb65

>>94574
>She always seems to be cleaning up other people's messes.
She needs to relax, and make a mess of her own for once.
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No. 94577 ID: 2724ee
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94577

Finally! after roaming the sea of dead for so long....

I! HAVE! RETURNESPLAAAAAAAASH

...
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No. 94578 ID: 2724ee
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94578

God has forsaken me.
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No. 94579 ID: 3e2cae

>>94565
I'm sorry it made you uncomfortable. I should have considered the feelings of others before posting Prima's mom unspoilered (or at all).
Hyper herm is kind of central to Prima's Quest and I guess I forgot that outside of that it's not necessarily everyone's cup of tea.
I hope you and others can continue to participate in a fun thread.
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No. 94580 ID: 3e2cae

>>94566
Prima is pretty inherently lewd and her tryst with Sami was something Smik and I talked about doing as a collab. I hope you don't hold the entire thread accountable for our little indiscretion.
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No. 94588 ID: d93d23

>>94580
Oh no, not at all. Thanks for being so understanding.
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No. 94591 ID: 15fae4
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94591

>>94561

Ren wonders what those ladies are doing.

Kon decides it must be a human thing.
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No. 94610 ID: 2eeb65

>>94591
Apparently they've built themselves a crude shack out of sticks with a floating red neon sign that reads "TOO HOT 4 KOBOLDS"
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No. 94614 ID: b09942

>>94610

Cut her some slack, she's 2 years old.
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No. 94844 ID: ee505e

WHAT IS THAT IN THE SKY!

ITS BIG
ITS RED
ITS FLYING

I DONT KNOW WHAT IT IS... DO YOU?
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No. 94845 ID: 05964c
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94845

>>94844
THERE IT IS AGAIN!
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No. 94846 ID: 05964c
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94846

>>94845
ITS GETTING CLOSER!!!
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No. 94847 ID: 05964c
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94847

It is the FLYING THINGY, full with FOOD and DRANK, ready to rain his disdain upon all the DEGENERATES flaunting their UGLY, NAKED BODIES before GOD and his SKIES!
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No. 94848 ID: 05964c
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94848

OPEN THE FLOOD GATES
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No. 94850 ID: ee505e
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94850

and away they go, to meet their ungodly matches on the sandy beach below...
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No. 94958 ID: 0062af
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94958

Well, this has been sitting on my computer in varying stages of completion for the past few weeks.

>>94443
>>94536

Shopkeep: "You know that's not what I meant."
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No. 95005 ID: d4c667
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95005

>>94850
>>94958
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No. 95370 ID: 1f8505
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95370

And so ends Beach Day.

Not with festivities, or cries of merriment.

But with some asshole taking a big ol' shit over everyone.

THE END.
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No. 95371 ID: 293a6a

What a dumb way to end a good thing. Good job, i guess.
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No. 95374 ID: 15fae4
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95374

Ren and Kon thought that was a pretty good day. They didn't get poop on them and like 2 people even acknowledged their existence! For a Kobold, that is an incredible day.
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No. 95379 ID: 2a7417

Like tears in rain.
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No. 95383 ID: 2eeb65

Lol I love these non-canon crossovers tgchan sometimes has
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No. 95396 ID: d5d5e1

>>95370
extreme lewdity
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No. 95402 ID: 3e2cae

See you next year you guys!
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