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97324 No. 97324 ID: 3a9db6

Well GOSH DARN IT!

The more they come, the worse they look!! JUST JOSHIN' YOU my friend! MY MY is it good to see you. Come on in, my friend, the thread is warm and toasty and BOY HOWDY do we love newcomers.

Make yourself right at home and DON'T YOU DARE be shy. Go ahead and answer any gall dang question you want! If you feel like askin' your favorite character ANYTHING at all, well you better call me CORRESPONDENCE McANSWERTON because you'll get your answer here, by gosh.


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Current Lagotrope specific ITQ thread:
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No. 117113 ID: 41c9bc

Garak: Any regrets?
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No. 117162 ID: 23a020
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117162

>>117029
There are many mysteries around that girl.
Her pink skin suggests that she is more of a central Rabold rather than from where I am from.
Her weight is incredibly heavy. It's not that hard to notice and not worry that she might break more of my stuff.
I've heard from Rosh that she shows high endurance and strength, which doesn't make sense with what the Matron's appraisal has revealed.

Honestly, I do not know how she would fall on a scale of the average person of this kingdom. A low D, but high E I guess, going off of she is now.
If her story of living in the wild up till now is to be believed, she probably has full capabilities of handling herself out there, which would allow her access to D rank, but she is just so... unwieldy and clumsy. From what I have seen, she wouldn't last in a fight against a mid rank Beast, which puts her in the E ranks.

Against other children? She'll be ahead of the curve in adaptability and physical abilities. I haven't seen how well she does in social activities, but I did hear she is making friends. Which is good.

As for me, I'm at a mid-B. I have taken down a few high ranked beasts before, and done a few dangerous missions here and there, but I can't stand working under others, which means I don't take on party missions which would probably raise my ranking higher.

And what was that about fighting? Is she getting into fights? That isn't good...
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No. 117164 ID: 600f38

>>117162
On a completely unrelated topic that is in no way related to Emils pasttimes, do the guilds hunt organized crime, or is that just the guards? Are there any open bounties on notable criminals?
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No. 117174 ID: 9b80a5

to all what is the most socially unacceptable food you can think of? and which of your enemies would you feed it to?
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No. 117175 ID: b9b4da

Sashika: What makes you a good alchemist?
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No. 117325 ID: 9876c4

>>115452
Bumping this one for more orcage.
For all the good it will do.
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No. 117342 ID: 69d71c
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117342

>>117325
Whoops sorry i didn't see the ask till now! my bad

>>115452

>What's your favorite libation, and how'd you discover it?

Bertah: "Well, definitively the Medusa's tears! This thing is kind of pricey since it comes from the southern limits of the monsterlands but it's worth it! Haven't had much myself aside for the taste-test i get when new drinks are imported in the dungeon, but it's something that managed to kick me in the right ways with a single glass. If you have a special occasion i'd definitively suggest this!"

>Who's the sloppiest drunk in the dungeon?

Bertah: "Definitively Rico, the Keeper. I didn't even think it was possible for a satyr to be so lightweight when it comes to drinks! Beside him, probably my sister Pfeile. But she doesn't visit me that much"

>What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this ?

Bertah: "Well i started working few years ago. Definitively beats living the orc way. Especially since i'm not as built for war as the others. Here i get lots of friendly faces, a good boss and a good pay. I don't regret my decision to leave my tribe."
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No. 117343 ID: a363ac

Tekuné from Breeder quest : what was your childhood like?
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No. 117358 ID: f30be2
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117358

>>117175

You wish to know the secret to Sashika's great ability? I will tell you! Come close! I do not bite. Ha ha well sometimes I do.

It is thanks to three key factors:

1) My sharp, scholarly mind, educated by the Academie Einbesh, for MAXIMAL KNOWLEDGE.

2) My powerful, sensitive nose, which aids me greatly in identifying and attaining ingredients of MAXIMAL POTENCY

3) My huge, smooshy breasts, which give me MAXIMAL ACCESS to excellent bargains and alchemical secrets among the lonely and lecherous scholars and apothecaries of my trade!


WITH THESE TOOLS Sashika has become greatest alchemist on continent, probably.
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No. 117379 ID: 9876c4

>>117342
You are a cutie, and the undertavern is lucky to have you.
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No. 117420 ID: 2a13fa
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117420

>>116612
Ash would tell you, but she's still frozen in time.
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No. 118333 ID: c0641d
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118333

>>848309
> also are there any conflicts going on in your world currently? also what is your world like currently at the moment? also look at a map next time you can, we see through your eyes

(I hope you don't mind me answering this here instead of the main quest.)

"Hmm. From what I could remember, I currently live in the rather large village of Hollowstone, in the land of Altaib under her majesty Queen Fione. We're surrounded on three sides by frigid seas, with two land neighbors bordering us and each other to the south; the vast Ruziart Empire to the southeast, and the Grand Aristocracy of Janus to the southwest. The Khanate of Bahasa Mudo is also within comfortable trading distance, and they have a trade embassy in Fuyule. I had heard that Janus had been making some political waves recently, but no outright conflict so far. Most violent conflicts in this world are against insurgent monsters and other rogue elements. On our front, we've mostly kept the major monster incursions contained to the northeast in the frigid no-man's-land known as The Shelf, though there are also rumors abound about Veil, a supposed gathering place and haven for witch covens from all over the continent, located somewhere within the western moors.

I can find a more complete map later if that would be helpful."
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No. 118349 ID: 3ce125

Ceridwen, you know that your eggs can't be fertilized by non-dragons even if you're polymorphed into that other species. Does that apply to your sperm when you're shapeshifted into a male of another species? Can you get any girls pregnant?
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No. 118403 ID: f8e16b

A little question for everyone: what's the strangest dream you've ever had?
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No. 119853 ID: 772fe4

ASTARTE: I can't hold it back any longer, just WHAT happened to your leg?!
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No. 119881 ID: 2fe26a

Hey fishy: Can you remember anything from before waking up in the sewers?
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No. 120109 ID: 9b80a5

oi TCP cast, in a simmilar question to one i asked a bit ago, whats it like coming out of the cryo pod that is a hiatus
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No. 120445 ID: a363ac

hey Tiny Ketza what is your greatest fear?
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No. 120972 ID: 33cbe7

Question for Auntie Miltrud: what species were you?
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No. 121087 ID: 6b7d70

To anyone: What sort of cuisine do you have back home?
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No. 121088 ID: b5fb67

To Moriko: how does one become a hammerai?
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No. 121090 ID: 4f78c3

Wax: Have you always been giant or did you start smaller?
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No. 121091 ID: b5fb67
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121091

>>121087

Anita: "Back home, we have kind of mid-western food. So you'll find hot dogs, burgers, pea salad, steak, potato salad, casserole, and the like."

Gloria: "I live in an island area, so seafood is our primary staple. We have fish tacos, shrimp tempura, seared ahi, sashimi, lau lau... that sort of thing."

Rebecca: "Spicy food are our eats of choice! Spicy rice, chicken curry, picadillo, chili con carne, korma... if it isn't giving you heat, it's not worth eating!"
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No. 121407 ID: 6e59e3
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121407

>>118403
I had a dream that I could feel my tails.
Haha this iceball sucks.
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No. 121408 ID: d887c0

Krin from Enemy Quest: How's it feel to be dating your hero?
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No. 121703 ID: a363ac

open invitation favorite panty color go!
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No. 121875 ID: 2474dd
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121875

>>121087
The food of North Gaelend is vegan for religous reasons. We believe that to consume the bodies of animals causes their lesser spirit to join with your own, causing you to become more simple or base yourself. (Cannibalism or the consumption of intelligent mortals has problems of its own and is a popular base for horror)

I guess I should say "my people believe" rather than "we". According to our customs I'm some sort of benevolent devil because I consume the spirit-flesh of the gods.

Anyway, the base of most of North Gaelish cuisine focuses around the "Volknut", a kind of oily nut that thrives at mountain bases and valleys. Sweet volknut is the most popular, but in the North we also use a lot of the smaller, Bitter Volknut. It's not really all that bitter, but it's an acquired taste, like coffee or vegemite. Salzigrios -- a roasted, salted bitter volknut -- has an intense flavour that you either love or hate.

Breakfast tends to be porrige with fruit, fried potatoes, or winsweets (fruit preserved in alcohol).

Popular lunch foods include savogashe, which is very similar to what I've seen called hash browns, but with more savoury flavours from onion, garlic. It's topped with hemp seed and chopped fried vegetables. Another popular food are a kind of insect that's similar to a cicada. Contrary to what's considered vegan in human cultures, the Gaelish consider insects to be completely acceptible as sources of food.

Besides salads and stir-fries, we're very fond of salty fried foods in general.

Down south there tends to be more corn and oats and grubmeal.

Personally, I love peanuts. They remind me of sweet volknut. And I do love french fries.
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No. 121876 ID: 2474dd
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121876

Nem pauses for a moment and then takes a deep breath, like one about to confess a dreadful, long-standing sin.

I also ... enjoy a rare steak a bit more often than I feel comfortable with. And I once enjoyed a remarkable thing with Barry called a "Bacon Cheeseburger". And I knew... I knew it had cheese in it. Cheese. Old milk. Fermented infant food from some animal's teat. And it was good. I enjoyed it so much but it was so terrible. And probably the worst thing was that I wasn't sick afterwards. My stomach was a bit upset yes, but nothing like I should have been.

I don't know what I've become. I won't tell my parents. They've enough to deal with as is.
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No. 121877 ID: d2e2ce

>>121876
Nem, did you know that bacon is strips of flesh from a pig's back or belly?
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No. 121887 ID: b1b4f3

>>121876
And a lot of vegetables sit in the dirt for years before you yank them out and eat them. Plants eat dirt. They are exactly as gross as worms.
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No. 121894 ID: 2474dd
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121894

>>121877

YES I KNOW!! I made friends with Remmington, he's a butcher's son and works in one of the other subdivisions. He's Mericudian, they eat all kinds of meats.

>>121887

The only thing wrong with eating worms is that they're beneficial to the crops. We eat locusts instead.

You don't understand. There's a stigma against half-bloods like me that once they start eating meat it gets to their head and they go MAD. I've already devoured the spirit flesh of faerie kings and queens, and even some invasive Pantheon. Sami and Remmington keep trying to reassure me that I won't go cannibal BUT THEY'VE BOTH ALREADY DONE THAT.

And neither of them are GAELISH. Of COURSE Macha thinks I'm over-reacting. The only person who understands what I'm going through is Rekki.
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No. 121895 ID: 600f38

>>121894
Over here, we're working on growing meat without the animal.
Granted, it's more like a kafkaesque meatclot with a nutrient slurry keeping it alive instead of organs, but it IS vegan! Technically!
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No. 121994 ID: 094652

How would your people feel if you ate a cow-shaped tofu block?
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No. 122037 ID: 2474dd
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122037

>Over here, we're working on growing meat without the animal.
>Granted, it's more like a kafkaesque meatclot with a nutrient slurry keeping it alive instead of organs, but it IS vegan! Technically!

Nem: It's vegan in terms of not bringing harm to another creature with a spirit, but you know how people are about their ideologies. I mean, I don't think I could drink milk created by the same process just because I know what it represents, and it represents something secreted from a tit by a mother for its baby.

>>121994
>How would your people feel if you ate a cow-shaped tofu block?

Nem: They wouldn't like it, believe it or not. They'd take offence to the fact that something we could eat without qualm was shaped into the form of something we wouldn't. It'd be like presenting a lesbian with a chocolate phallus -- which I know about thanks to Amy & Sami. (It's a long story)

Personally, it doesn't matter to me but I've already done enough things to be thoroughly ostracized by my people, never mind the things they don't know about.
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No. 122100 ID: 2251c3

To Jogert from I Am:
What kinds of things do you consider to be pure? Besides yourself.
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No. 122150 ID: ea36cf
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122150

>>122100
"Oh, I am by no means pure. But my abilities reduces materials to their base elements, 'purifying' them to an extent. My main function long ago was to deconstruct impurities from the environment, keeping things clean. My work is in tandem with others to provide a comfortable living space. But if I must choose, Hydrogen is the purest thing I can produce."
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No. 122529 ID: 0c3c2c

Enhanced Psychic Neumono Super Soldier, maybe you can answer this mysterious question....

Why does no one in the Kiter Empire seem to wear pants? All the ones we've seen are highly modified organisms non-humanoid organisms or running around in the nude with maybe a belt or something. How do they carry anything they find with no pockets, and what do the ones with external genitalia do when they need to move through undergrowth? What happens if it snows on assignment?!
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No. 123629 ID: 3583d1
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123629

Dear Essence of Life (no title given or deserved)

Having read through “The Saga of Roots and Branches,” I have come to a decision. You’re terrible. I mean it, I don’t know what hole of helheim you climbed out of, but I wish you would crawl back as soon as possible. I’m not even sure why you stay around but it’s almost as if you have some form of omnipotence and it’s very, VERY, aggravating. You a blight a plague on an otherwise wonderful saga, and I’m hoping that one day you disappear altogether. If this upsets you, good. Should we every have a chance to meet, expect me to rip your roots apart and kill you forever. As a matter of fact, I demand satisfaction, should someone from your world fail to do the job, I will. If you think this is only idle bluster, you do not know me. May you perish in some hole before I get to you.

From,
REDACTED FOR SPOILERS


Alright, second letter.

Dear Ana Tiova the Brave

I would like to congratulate you on your progress as a warrior and your conquests over the cult. I know what it’s like fighting those kinds of people and you have done very admirably. You have the makings of a fine woman. I sincerely admire your perseverance in the face of adversity, and wish you all the continued success. Should our paths cross one day, I would hope to buy you a drink at the nearest mead hall. Never change, and may the gods see your journey reach its end with you whole and happy.

Sincerely,
REDACTED FOR SPOILERS

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No. 123632 ID: a363ac

where do all the clothes come from in the cult Letiel?
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No. 123693 ID: ac5c24
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123693

>>123629
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVA3zzYpVQM
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123851

>>123693
Oh... You’re a spirit parasite, yes?

You lélegt barn, I know more than a little about manipulation and being under someone’s boot. Let me read you something... about your mother.

”I can’t feel my body, I can’t even see straight. Why did it have to end this way? I was just fighting for the survival of my kind. Was that such a terrible thing to do? Did I deserve to die for that?” She lamented, her green life’s blood pooling around her.
Suddenly, that great trickster appeared before her, that wicked Essence of Life.
“And what is so wrong about not existing,” spoke she “It might give you peace that you desperately needed.”
In the trickster’s hand was one of her many toys, a puppet and she looked at it balefully, and spoke her mind.
“The purpose that we give to our existence is just an anchor that holds us to this stupid reality. It is so much simpler to float without it, not a single care in our tortured minds. We should all float into nothingness and just disapeer.”
Turning back to the dying monster her wicked grin returned and she laughed as she spoke.
“You not believe me, but I envy you. Being able to just die and see what is on the other side. I am stuck like I am in quicksand, I am drowning and it is geating harder for me to see the bright blue sky.”
Even now, with smell of death in the air, Essence could only remark of herself and pity her own wretched existence. Suddenly a voice, small and hushed comes from the fetish on her hand, the voice of an enemy, a lover, a memory.
“Oh shut the hell up. Let a dying woman have some fucking peace.”
That Wicked Essence of life only grinned all the more, her eyes sneering but her mouth grinning all the wider.
“Oh you telling me to do one thing usually makes me want to do the opposite.” Suddenly she turned her attention back to that dying monster.
“Parasite I will help you in my own way, I will make you stop being sad. You see Parasite, this wasn’t my first time seeing you die. The moments of you dying has become a ritual for me. Every timeline I would have to put you down before becoming a major problem.”
The Essence of life did not seem sad, more frustrated.
“I don’t know who did that before me in the previous cycles, honestly in some timelines you don’t even manage to survive on your own.”
And like that, Wicked Essence of Life was all evil good cheer.
“Don’t you see?” Laughed that Evil Essence of Life, “You were never a real danger, which makes all those sacrifices practically pointless! All those that fought you gave their lives for nothing. It would be even more funny if it weren’t so sad.”
But that dying brood mother did not laugh, she only wept from behind that death mask of the artist. She wept for herself, for her children, and for being decieved. She was silent for a long time.
“That is not funny.” It was all she could say.
That Wicked Essence of Life only laughed all the harder,
“Because you were never a real danger I experimented with you, printed to be on your side only for you to hurt people that I want to get hurt. I was all so enjoyable but this party needs to end now.”
There were no more tears, no more anger, no more hated, not for that dying brood mother Parasite. But there was confusion. And it was in confusion she spoke her last.
“Your voice sounds different...”
Again that Wicked Essence of Life laughed. For pain, suffering, and anguish were her toys and her bedmates.
“Remember to make a wish before they blow out the candles!” She chided.

Their great weapons of flame positioned, and the Inquisitor gave the order for the monster to die by the fire.

“Toasty!” Laughed the Essence of Life, and she was gone, leaving only ashes.


Do you see what I am telling you little one? You mean nothing to her, she may act like she cares, but you are just another toy to her. Gods, you may even be the reborn brood mother, again just fulfilling your cycle...

I’m sorry little Spirit, I truly am.
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123865

>>123851
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eht8_rhVMOs
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No. 123911 ID: 3583d1
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123911

>>123865
...

Little one, at what point do we need to stop believing the carefully constructed lies we tell ourselves? Essence is what she is, and what she is, is a monster.

It takes one to know one.

I’ve read it all, and seen it all, she is an addict to her sadism, she will not stop, and she will lie and cheat, and continue to break your heart. She tortured a woman who had nothing left and laughed about it. She would kill those she swindled on to her side just to make a joke. And I fear you might face a similar fate if you should chose to stay with her.

I know what you are going through, all too well. How you would do anything for family, because that’s what they are, but if you truly love her as a sister, you need to leave. It is only a matter of time before she hurts you too. And a real sister would want the best for you... Leave her, and live, or stay and die.

I’m sorry little Spirit, sometimes, you just have to be realistic...
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123916

>>123911
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlxmKsTvcLg
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No. 123918 ID: 3583d1
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123918

>>123916
Can’t believe he fell for that one, oldest trick in the-
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No. 123919 ID: 3583d1
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123919

*SNKT*
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No. 123920 ID: 3583d1
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123920

“AAAAUGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!”

Ohh, good one. Got a few fingers on that last hand with that knife as well as that flashing-light thing. Oh well, it was just a bag of caltrops, and those are more useful than coins any way. I hope she puts them to good use.

Yes, kids can be little shits, but I like her. I think of this is a good lesson for her. If you steal, don’t brag about it to the persons face. And secondly no matter how tough, or clever, you think you are there’s always someone more tougher, meaner, and cleverer than yourself.

So how about that beer?
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No. 123924 ID: 81d03b

Hello, yes. I need to remind everyone that the intended usage of Inside the Quest is for suggesters to ask quest characters questions.

For example:
"Anybody, what's your favourite food?"
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No. 123925 ID: 3583d1

>>123924
Got it, we’re done anyway. Sorry if we’ve misused this.
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No. 123926 ID: 33cbe7

Alice, what's your favorite food?
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No. 123928 ID: 81d03b
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123928

>>123926
...
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No. 123929 ID: 0263de

Fraxure: Heya [MYSTERIOUS BERSERKER THAT MAY OR MAY NOT BE THE PROTAG], I got a question for you! How many demons have bought you a drink?
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No. 123938 ID: 623c7e

>>123928
...is it a cherry smoothie?
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No. 123945 ID: 3583d1
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123945

>>123929
That depends, what are we drinking?

(This user has been banned for this post.) don't use ITQ for RP
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No. 123952 ID: 5245b2

>>123945
Whatever suits your fancy! I'll be having some brain fluid from an unnameable horror, Want me to make that a double?

(This user has been banned for this post.) don't use ITQ for RP
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No. 123963 ID: 4631a1

To Dennit: After getting over the fact that you were hitting on a major daemon... from an objective standpoint, do you still find Aeseriq attractive?
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No. 123965 ID: 7838f1

Also, to anyone in Fiend Quest in general: How are daemons “born?” Do they start out as tiny imps emerging from Hell’s primordial aether? Can daemons “reproduce” in any fashion? Can mortals become daemons either through design by ritual contract or through leading a particularly sinful life?
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No. 123972 ID: ad51b8

here's a random question for everyone.

You come across a mirror that shows you the thing you want most. Whether that be something like money, a friend, or even something like peace and quite, it will be shown in the mirror.

So, what would you see?
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124017

>>123972

A few months ago it would've just shown a nice new car...
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124032

>>123972
Fraxure’s normal jagged grin falls as the mirror reflects his desire. There’s something wrong with this. No cracks, everything flawless. TOO flawless. No cracks, no Fraxure, just two people perfectly happy with themselves and each other. No anxieties, no depression, no more demons. “A perfect world.” Fraxure breathed, a feeling of grim reality setting in. “Well... At least they’re happy for the time being.”
“This isn’t a perfect world, but sometimes flaws make us better.” Clock said from behind him. “It’s okay to have our malfunctions, that’s what makes us human.”
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No. 124067 ID: bd7115
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124067

honk
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No. 124073 ID: ff82d2

To Christopher from I Am:
When did you find out that you have a thing for cross-dressing?
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No. 124111 ID: fcde5d

To anyone:
Got any traditions that you're fond of? Can be anything from important cultural events, to a simple annual family outing.

Or maybe a particular one that you dislike instead?
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No. 124117 ID: e8722f

>>124111
Clock shudders at the thought of Christmas.
Fraxure, on the other hand, seems delighted, and starts humming “Happy Birthday” to himself.
This puts Clock off even more. Birthdays have been bad too...
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No. 124151 ID: 896ddf
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124151

>>124111
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No. 124198 ID: 33cbe7

To the happy whistling ex-xotl: What is/was your favorite tune?
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No. 124260 ID: ea36cf
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124260

>>124073
"Well, part of my undercover training involved me dressing up in the opposite gender. While trying to blend in, I found a certain girl, sneaking out of her Palace.
Since I was in training for being her guard, I couldn't very well leave her be, so I tried following her, but she caught me.
I tried to persuade her to return, but she just dragged me around. We spent a few days outside the palace, enjoying the capitol before we were eventually caught.
We became friends together, but I didn't have the heart to confess about my identity. Even after, I had to escort her as 'Lady Chris', but eventually my position as her Fiance was confirmed.
The dresses just reminds me of the fun we had together. No plots hanging over our heads, no pressure between our families to get along, just as friends."
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No. 125473 ID: 67cfcd

To Jan of Bord Quest

You said that you've got some experience in all sorts of scientific fields, but what is your specialty? Paleontology? Meteorology? Astrogeology? Xenobiology? Sociology? Something else?
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No. 125483 ID: a8aba6

To Lamb from TRASHY VAMPIRE ROMANCE NOVEL: what happened to that cross-burn on your chest?
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No. 125665 ID: b1b4f3

Gretchen: if you can't eat solid food due to being an eyeball, then what do you consume? What do you subsist on?
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No. 125672 ID: 270774
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125672

>>125483
WHOOPS i just saw this now. i normally don't get questions so i don't think to check this thread lol

[transcribed from german]
LAMB: ... A cross will only burn a truly pious vampire. It's the same for any religious item - atheists and nonbelievers are unaffected. A vampire faithful enough to be harmed by a cross will often choose to wear one anyway.
LAMB: It's a sign from God that he rejects us and finds our unholy forms abhorrent, so to bear the pain is a kind of penance.
LAMB: ... The stronger your faith, the more it harms you. So the fact that I can even still bear to wear mine at all is proof that my heart is still weak.
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No. 125673 ID: 270774
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125673

>>125665
GRETCHEN: Uhhhhhh.... I dunno! Hahaha! I'm an eyeball!
GRETCHEN: I never really thought about it before.
GRETCHEN: It kinda seems like a lot of stuff other people have to think about just isn't a problem for me...
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No. 125769 ID: 4a8fd8

We seek Durk Nuuk'erm!
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No. 125888 ID: 91ee5f

To Ichigo from D3: Slight Return: What's the largest number of people you've eaten at one time?

.....and why does it feel like you’ve already been asked this question in a different timeline?
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No. 125891 ID: 93f082

To Lord of Mysterious Devices from Labyrinth:
What do you think about trains?
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No. 125892 ID: 93f082

To Sabria Dorunjir from King of Pentacles:
What kinds of tortures have you seen utilized on others and what do you think of them?
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No. 125893 ID: 93f082

To Voice of the Crown from Atoll:
Are you the strongest?
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No. 125894 ID: 93f082

To Penny from Coxwette:
What's your biggest weakness?
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No. 125895 ID: 93f082

To Rachel from I Am:
What kind of various jobs have you had while working with Chris?
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No. 125896 ID: 93f082

To portly woman from Dead Dust:
What's your favorite thing to sit on?
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No. 125897 ID: 93f082

To bloody guy from Aux Oculo:
What kind of girls do you like?
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No. 125899 ID: 91ee5f

>>125891
>>125892
>>125893
>>125894
>>125895
>>125896
>>125897
You don’t have to make these all separate posts. You can have multiple questions to characters from different quests in the same post.
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No. 125906 ID: a451fc
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125906

>>125888
ICHIGO: only one, i only have so much stomach space and a grown human can be quite large. as for your second question i have no idea what you could mean...
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No. 125909 ID: 575ec0

Issei from OG D3Quest:
What's your opinion of this poser above me?
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No. 125910 ID: 7969eb
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125910

>>125897
Actually I prefer men.
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No. 125914 ID: 93f082

>>125910
Well, that explains a couple of things.
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No. 126020 ID: 891b91
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126020

>>125896
"My favorite thing to sit on? Y'know, I've got a huge beanbag chair in my place... ain't nothin' better than ploppin' down in it and chillin' out after a long, hard day."
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No. 126021 ID: 891b91
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126021

Ding! Your laundry is ready~
"..."
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No. 126022 ID: 891b91
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126022

"Don't you fuckin' judge me."
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No. 126024 ID: 06fdc0

>>126022
...uh, did you finish before your laundry did?
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No. 126027 ID: 7efe6b

>>126022
Look, washing machines can get really loud. So there's nothing wrong with sitting on it so that it washes the laundry more quietly.
Wait, there is no laundry in there...

Thanks for the answer! Really well done and way better than I expected!
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No. 126075 ID: 094652

Dr. Greene from Aux Oculo:

How much social life do you get outside of your little experiment?
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No. 126103 ID: 7969eb
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126103

>>126075
"I have not left this building in over a year, and unless my work is complete or somebody makes a better offer I'd prefer it stay that way."
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No. 127073 ID: 91ee5f

To Victoria from I Am: How will you celebrate Emils’ birthday after having her with you for an entire year? Will you just celebrate on the day you took her in or will you choose a different day?
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No. 127170 ID: 094652

To Dana from Ethquest: how did the castle's inhabitants normally treat you? Same question regarding your father and sister.
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No. 127171 ID: 094652

To Luce from Mervamp: I personally know that salmon flesh is kind of flimsy. How durable is your tail compared to your ancestral counterparts?
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No. 127246 ID: 94f173
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127246

>>127170
Good! Dad loved me. Sis is nice to me and plays with me. The guards were nice to me most of the time. It was kinda lonely sometimes, especially when sis was off hunting with Eth.
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No. 127247 ID: 96d998

>>127246
>hunting with Eth
is that what kids call it these days? i guess i'm getting old.
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No. 127248 ID: 94f173
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127248

>>127247
Mind your own damn business.
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No. 127268 ID: eeb7d9

>>127248
I fucking knew it! What i wasn't expecting was Reno taking the initiative. Just look that devilish face she has.
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