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97324 No. 97324 ID: 3a9db6

Well GOSH DARN IT!

The more they come, the worse they look!! JUST JOSHIN' YOU my friend! MY MY is it good to see you. Come on in, my friend, the thread is warm and toasty and BOY HOWDY do we love newcomers.

Make yourself right at home and DON'T YOU DARE be shy. Go ahead and answer any gall dang question you want! If you feel like askin' your favorite character ANYTHING at all, well you better call me CORRESPONDENCE McANSWERTON because you'll get your answer here, by gosh.


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Current Lagotrope specific ITQ thread:
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No. 121895 ID: 600f38

>>121894
Over here, we're working on growing meat without the animal.
Granted, it's more like a kafkaesque meatclot with a nutrient slurry keeping it alive instead of organs, but it IS vegan! Technically!
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No. 121994 ID: 094652

How would your people feel if you ate a cow-shaped tofu block?
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No. 122037 ID: 2474dd
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122037

>Over here, we're working on growing meat without the animal.
>Granted, it's more like a kafkaesque meatclot with a nutrient slurry keeping it alive instead of organs, but it IS vegan! Technically!

Nem: It's vegan in terms of not bringing harm to another creature with a spirit, but you know how people are about their ideologies. I mean, I don't think I could drink milk created by the same process just because I know what it represents, and it represents something secreted from a tit by a mother for its baby.

>>121994
>How would your people feel if you ate a cow-shaped tofu block?

Nem: They wouldn't like it, believe it or not. They'd take offence to the fact that something we could eat without qualm was shaped into the form of something we wouldn't. It'd be like presenting a lesbian with a chocolate phallus -- which I know about thanks to Amy & Sami. (It's a long story)

Personally, it doesn't matter to me but I've already done enough things to be thoroughly ostracized by my people, never mind the things they don't know about.
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No. 122100 ID: 2251c3

To Jogert from I Am:
What kinds of things do you consider to be pure? Besides yourself.
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No. 122150 ID: ea36cf
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122150

>>122100
"Oh, I am by no means pure. But my abilities reduces materials to their base elements, 'purifying' them to an extent. My main function long ago was to deconstruct impurities from the environment, keeping things clean. My work is in tandem with others to provide a comfortable living space. But if I must choose, Hydrogen is the purest thing I can produce."
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No. 122529 ID: 0c3c2c

Enhanced Psychic Neumono Super Soldier, maybe you can answer this mysterious question....

Why does no one in the Kiter Empire seem to wear pants? All the ones we've seen are highly modified organisms non-humanoid organisms or running around in the nude with maybe a belt or something. How do they carry anything they find with no pockets, and what do the ones with external genitalia do when they need to move through undergrowth? What happens if it snows on assignment?!
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No. 123629 ID: 3583d1
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123629

Dear Essence of Life (no title given or deserved)

Having read through “The Saga of Roots and Branches,” I have come to a decision. You’re terrible. I mean it, I don’t know what hole of helheim you climbed out of, but I wish you would crawl back as soon as possible. I’m not even sure why you stay around but it’s almost as if you have some form of omnipotence and it’s very, VERY, aggravating. You a blight a plague on an otherwise wonderful saga, and I’m hoping that one day you disappear altogether. If this upsets you, good. Should we every have a chance to meet, expect me to rip your roots apart and kill you forever. As a matter of fact, I demand satisfaction, should someone from your world fail to do the job, I will. If you think this is only idle bluster, you do not know me. May you perish in some hole before I get to you.

From,
REDACTED FOR SPOILERS


Alright, second letter.

Dear Ana Tiova the Brave

I would like to congratulate you on your progress as a warrior and your conquests over the cult. I know what it’s like fighting those kinds of people and you have done very admirably. You have the makings of a fine woman. I sincerely admire your perseverance in the face of adversity, and wish you all the continued success. Should our paths cross one day, I would hope to buy you a drink at the nearest mead hall. Never change, and may the gods see your journey reach its end with you whole and happy.

Sincerely,
REDACTED FOR SPOILERS

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No. 123632 ID: a363ac

where do all the clothes come from in the cult Letiel?
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No. 123693 ID: ac5c24
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123693

>>123629
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVA3zzYpVQM
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No. 123851 ID: 3583d1
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123851

>>123693
Oh... You’re a spirit parasite, yes?

You lélegt barn, I know more than a little about manipulation and being under someone’s boot. Let me read you something... about your mother.

”I can’t feel my body, I can’t even see straight. Why did it have to end this way? I was just fighting for the survival of my kind. Was that such a terrible thing to do? Did I deserve to die for that?” She lamented, her green life’s blood pooling around her.
Suddenly, that great trickster appeared before her, that wicked Essence of Life.
“And what is so wrong about not existing,” spoke she “It might give you peace that you desperately needed.”
In the trickster’s hand was one of her many toys, a puppet and she looked at it balefully, and spoke her mind.
“The purpose that we give to our existence is just an anchor that holds us to this stupid reality. It is so much simpler to float without it, not a single care in our tortured minds. We should all float into nothingness and just disapeer.”
Turning back to the dying monster her wicked grin returned and she laughed as she spoke.
“You not believe me, but I envy you. Being able to just die and see what is on the other side. I am stuck like I am in quicksand, I am drowning and it is geating harder for me to see the bright blue sky.”
Even now, with smell of death in the air, Essence could only remark of herself and pity her own wretched existence. Suddenly a voice, small and hushed comes from the fetish on her hand, the voice of an enemy, a lover, a memory.
“Oh shut the hell up. Let a dying woman have some fucking peace.”
That Wicked Essence of life only grinned all the more, her eyes sneering but her mouth grinning all the wider.
“Oh you telling me to do one thing usually makes me want to do the opposite.” Suddenly she turned her attention back to that dying monster.
“Parasite I will help you in my own way, I will make you stop being sad. You see Parasite, this wasn’t my first time seeing you die. The moments of you dying has become a ritual for me. Every timeline I would have to put you down before becoming a major problem.”
The Essence of life did not seem sad, more frustrated.
“I don’t know who did that before me in the previous cycles, honestly in some timelines you don’t even manage to survive on your own.”
And like that, Wicked Essence of Life was all evil good cheer.
“Don’t you see?” Laughed that Evil Essence of Life, “You were never a real danger, which makes all those sacrifices practically pointless! All those that fought you gave their lives for nothing. It would be even more funny if it weren’t so sad.”
But that dying brood mother did not laugh, she only wept from behind that death mask of the artist. She wept for herself, for her children, and for being decieved. She was silent for a long time.
“That is not funny.” It was all she could say.
That Wicked Essence of Life only laughed all the harder,
“Because you were never a real danger I experimented with you, printed to be on your side only for you to hurt people that I want to get hurt. I was all so enjoyable but this party needs to end now.”
There were no more tears, no more anger, no more hated, not for that dying brood mother Parasite. But there was confusion. And it was in confusion she spoke her last.
“Your voice sounds different...”
Again that Wicked Essence of Life laughed. For pain, suffering, and anguish were her toys and her bedmates.
“Remember to make a wish before they blow out the candles!” She chided.

Their great weapons of flame positioned, and the Inquisitor gave the order for the monster to die by the fire.

“Toasty!” Laughed the Essence of Life, and she was gone, leaving only ashes.


Do you see what I am telling you little one? You mean nothing to her, she may act like she cares, but you are just another toy to her. Gods, you may even be the reborn brood mother, again just fulfilling your cycle...

I’m sorry little Spirit, I truly am.
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No. 123865 ID: fcd056
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123865

>>123851
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eht8_rhVMOs
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No. 123911 ID: 3583d1
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123911

>>123865
...

Little one, at what point do we need to stop believing the carefully constructed lies we tell ourselves? Essence is what she is, and what she is, is a monster.

It takes one to know one.

I’ve read it all, and seen it all, she is an addict to her sadism, she will not stop, and she will lie and cheat, and continue to break your heart. She tortured a woman who had nothing left and laughed about it. She would kill those she swindled on to her side just to make a joke. And I fear you might face a similar fate if you should chose to stay with her.

I know what you are going through, all too well. How you would do anything for family, because that’s what they are, but if you truly love her as a sister, you need to leave. It is only a matter of time before she hurts you too. And a real sister would want the best for you... Leave her, and live, or stay and die.

I’m sorry little Spirit, sometimes, you just have to be realistic...
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No. 123916 ID: fcd056
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123916

>>123911
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlxmKsTvcLg
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No. 123918 ID: 3583d1
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123918

>>123916
Can’t believe he fell for that one, oldest trick in the-
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No. 123919 ID: 3583d1
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123919

*SNKT*
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No. 123920 ID: 3583d1
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123920

“AAAAUGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!”

Ohh, good one. Got a few fingers on that last hand with that knife as well as that flashing-light thing. Oh well, it was just a bag of caltrops, and those are more useful than coins any way. I hope she puts them to good use.

Yes, kids can be little shits, but I like her. I think of this is a good lesson for her. If you steal, don’t brag about it to the persons face. And secondly no matter how tough, or clever, you think you are there’s always someone more tougher, meaner, and cleverer than yourself.

So how about that beer?
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No. 123924 ID: 81d03b

Hello, yes. I need to remind everyone that the intended usage of Inside the Quest is for suggesters to ask quest characters questions.

For example:
"Anybody, what's your favourite food?"
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No. 123925 ID: 3583d1

>>123924
Got it, we’re done anyway. Sorry if we’ve misused this.
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No. 123926 ID: 33cbe7

Alice, what's your favorite food?
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No. 123928 ID: 81d03b
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123928

>>123926
...
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No. 123929 ID: 0263de

Fraxure: Heya [MYSTERIOUS BERSERKER THAT MAY OR MAY NOT BE THE PROTAG], I got a question for you! How many demons have bought you a drink?
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No. 123938 ID: 623c7e

>>123928
...is it a cherry smoothie?
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No. 123945 ID: 3583d1
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123945

>>123929
That depends, what are we drinking?

(This user has been banned for this post.) don't use ITQ for RP
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No. 123952 ID: 5245b2

>>123945
Whatever suits your fancy! I'll be having some brain fluid from an unnameable horror, Want me to make that a double?

(This user has been banned for this post.) don't use ITQ for RP
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No. 123963 ID: 4631a1

To Dennit: After getting over the fact that you were hitting on a major daemon... from an objective standpoint, do you still find Aeseriq attractive?
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No. 123965 ID: 7838f1

Also, to anyone in Fiend Quest in general: How are daemons “born?” Do they start out as tiny imps emerging from Hell’s primordial aether? Can daemons “reproduce” in any fashion? Can mortals become daemons either through design by ritual contract or through leading a particularly sinful life?
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No. 123972 ID: ad51b8

here's a random question for everyone.

You come across a mirror that shows you the thing you want most. Whether that be something like money, a friend, or even something like peace and quite, it will be shown in the mirror.

So, what would you see?
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No. 124017 ID: 8a947d
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124017

>>123972

A few months ago it would've just shown a nice new car...
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No. 124032 ID: 5245b2
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124032

>>123972
Fraxure’s normal jagged grin falls as the mirror reflects his desire. There’s something wrong with this. No cracks, everything flawless. TOO flawless. No cracks, no Fraxure, just two people perfectly happy with themselves and each other. No anxieties, no depression, no more demons. “A perfect world.” Fraxure breathed, a feeling of grim reality setting in. “Well... At least they’re happy for the time being.”
“This isn’t a perfect world, but sometimes flaws make us better.” Clock said from behind him. “It’s okay to have our malfunctions, that’s what makes us human.”
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No. 124067 ID: bd7115
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124067

honk
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No. 124073 ID: ff82d2

To Christopher from I Am:
When did you find out that you have a thing for cross-dressing?
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No. 124111 ID: fcde5d

To anyone:
Got any traditions that you're fond of? Can be anything from important cultural events, to a simple annual family outing.

Or maybe a particular one that you dislike instead?
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No. 124117 ID: e8722f

>>124111
Clock shudders at the thought of Christmas.
Fraxure, on the other hand, seems delighted, and starts humming “Happy Birthday” to himself.
This puts Clock off even more. Birthdays have been bad too...
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No. 124151 ID: 896ddf
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124151

>>124111
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No. 124198 ID: 33cbe7

To the happy whistling ex-xotl: What is/was your favorite tune?
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No. 124260 ID: ea36cf
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124260

>>124073
"Well, part of my undercover training involved me dressing up in the opposite gender. While trying to blend in, I found a certain girl, sneaking out of her Palace.
Since I was in training for being her guard, I couldn't very well leave her be, so I tried following her, but she caught me.
I tried to persuade her to return, but she just dragged me around. We spent a few days outside the palace, enjoying the capitol before we were eventually caught.
We became friends together, but I didn't have the heart to confess about my identity. Even after, I had to escort her as 'Lady Chris', but eventually my position as her Fiance was confirmed.
The dresses just reminds me of the fun we had together. No plots hanging over our heads, no pressure between our families to get along, just as friends."
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No. 125473 ID: 67cfcd

To Jan of Bord Quest

You said that you've got some experience in all sorts of scientific fields, but what is your specialty? Paleontology? Meteorology? Astrogeology? Xenobiology? Sociology? Something else?
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No. 125483 ID: a8aba6

To Lamb from TRASHY VAMPIRE ROMANCE NOVEL: what happened to that cross-burn on your chest?
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No. 125665 ID: b1b4f3

Gretchen: if you can't eat solid food due to being an eyeball, then what do you consume? What do you subsist on?
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No. 125672 ID: 270774
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125672

>>125483
WHOOPS i just saw this now. i normally don't get questions so i don't think to check this thread lol

[transcribed from german]
LAMB: ... A cross will only burn a truly pious vampire. It's the same for any religious item - atheists and nonbelievers are unaffected. A vampire faithful enough to be harmed by a cross will often choose to wear one anyway.
LAMB: It's a sign from God that he rejects us and finds our unholy forms abhorrent, so to bear the pain is a kind of penance.
LAMB: ... The stronger your faith, the more it harms you. So the fact that I can even still bear to wear mine at all is proof that my heart is still weak.
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No. 125673 ID: 270774
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125673

>>125665
GRETCHEN: Uhhhhhh.... I dunno! Hahaha! I'm an eyeball!
GRETCHEN: I never really thought about it before.
GRETCHEN: It kinda seems like a lot of stuff other people have to think about just isn't a problem for me...
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No. 125769 ID: 4a8fd8

We seek Durk Nuuk'erm!
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No. 125888 ID: 91ee5f

To Ichigo from D3: Slight Return: What's the largest number of people you've eaten at one time?

.....and why does it feel like you’ve already been asked this question in a different timeline?
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No. 125891 ID: 93f082

To Lord of Mysterious Devices from Labyrinth:
What do you think about trains?
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No. 125892 ID: 93f082

To Sabria Dorunjir from King of Pentacles:
What kinds of tortures have you seen utilized on others and what do you think of them?
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No. 125893 ID: 93f082

To Voice of the Crown from Atoll:
Are you the strongest?
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No. 125894 ID: 93f082

To Penny from Coxwette:
What's your biggest weakness?
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No. 125895 ID: 93f082

To Rachel from I Am:
What kind of various jobs have you had while working with Chris?
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No. 125896 ID: 93f082

To portly woman from Dead Dust:
What's your favorite thing to sit on?
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No. 125897 ID: 93f082

To bloody guy from Aux Oculo:
What kind of girls do you like?
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No. 125899 ID: 91ee5f

>>125891
>>125892
>>125893
>>125894
>>125895
>>125896
>>125897
You don’t have to make these all separate posts. You can have multiple questions to characters from different quests in the same post.
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No. 125906 ID: a451fc
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125906

>>125888
ICHIGO: only one, i only have so much stomach space and a grown human can be quite large. as for your second question i have no idea what you could mean...
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No. 125909 ID: 575ec0

Issei from OG D3Quest:
What's your opinion of this poser above me?
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No. 125910 ID: 7969eb
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125910

>>125897
Actually I prefer men.
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No. 125914 ID: 93f082

>>125910
Well, that explains a couple of things.
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No. 126020 ID: 891b91
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126020

>>125896
"My favorite thing to sit on? Y'know, I've got a huge beanbag chair in my place... ain't nothin' better than ploppin' down in it and chillin' out after a long, hard day."
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No. 126021 ID: 891b91
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126021

Ding! Your laundry is ready~
"..."
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No. 126022 ID: 891b91
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126022

"Don't you fuckin' judge me."
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No. 126024 ID: 06fdc0

>>126022
...uh, did you finish before your laundry did?
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No. 126027 ID: 7efe6b

>>126022
Look, washing machines can get really loud. So there's nothing wrong with sitting on it so that it washes the laundry more quietly.
Wait, there is no laundry in there...

Thanks for the answer! Really well done and way better than I expected!
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No. 126075 ID: 094652

Dr. Greene from Aux Oculo:

How much social life do you get outside of your little experiment?
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No. 126103 ID: 7969eb
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126103

>>126075
"I have not left this building in over a year, and unless my work is complete or somebody makes a better offer I'd prefer it stay that way."
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No. 127073 ID: 91ee5f

To Victoria from I Am: How will you celebrate Emils’ birthday after having her with you for an entire year? Will you just celebrate on the day you took her in or will you choose a different day?
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No. 127170 ID: 094652

To Dana from Ethquest: how did the castle's inhabitants normally treat you? Same question regarding your father and sister.
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No. 127171 ID: 094652

To Luce from Mervamp: I personally know that salmon flesh is kind of flimsy. How durable is your tail compared to your ancestral counterparts?
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No. 127246 ID: 94f173
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127246

>>127170
Good! Dad loved me. Sis is nice to me and plays with me. The guards were nice to me most of the time. It was kinda lonely sometimes, especially when sis was off hunting with Eth.
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No. 127247 ID: 96d998

>>127246
>hunting with Eth
is that what kids call it these days? i guess i'm getting old.
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No. 127248 ID: 94f173
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127248

>>127247
Mind your own damn business.
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No. 127268 ID: eeb7d9

>>127248
I fucking knew it! What i wasn't expecting was Reno taking the initiative. Just look that devilish face she has.
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No. 127727 ID: e9d41b

Spike have ever seen Kitty naked?

if not, would you like to?
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No. 127729 ID: 8d26c4
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127729

>Spike have ever seen Kitty naked?
>if not, would you like to?
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No. 127730 ID: 8d26c4
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127730

.... creeeeeeeeee
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No. 127731 ID: 8d26c4
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127731

.... creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek.....
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No. 127732 ID: 8d26c4
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127732

Spike: Perv.
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No. 127733 ID: 8d26c4
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127733

...
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No. 127734 ID: b5fb67

>>127733

Kitty, have ever seen Spike naked?

If not, would you like to?
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No. 127735 ID: 8d26c4
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127735

>>127734
>Kitty, have ever seen Spike naked?
>If not, would you like to?

...
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No. 127747 ID: bb78f2

>>127732
>>127735
You know, setting aside the lewd jokes and stuff and piercing private questions for a more serious and slightly less piercing private question... how IS you two's romantic life?

Is there fire in the this relationship? Is it one made of convenience? What do you two mean to each other?
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No. 127764 ID: ada24e

>>126022
*judging intensifies*
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No. 127773 ID: a9af05

>>127735
You didn't say "No", so we're just going to assume that face and your silence means "Yes".
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No. 127774 ID: 8d26c4
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127774

>>127747
>Is there fire in the this relationship?

Spike: I HAS THE FIRE!
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No. 127775 ID: 8d26c4
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127775

FOOOOSH
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No. 127776 ID: 8d26c4
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No. 127777 ID: 8d26c4
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>Is it one made of convenience? What do you two mean to each other?

Kitty: Well sweetie, the thing is a ninja lawyer is probably one of the most evil things on Earth and while I was meditating I realized both this and the fact that evil ninja are one of the most throw-away types of villains meant that I was living on borrowed time. So rather than be Spike's first antagonist, I figured out where he lived, introduced myself and promptly joined his side -- thus making me a nominal hero, and also dramatically increasing my expectancy. I'm fully aware of the fact that if Spike wasn't a complete screwball this plan would have never worked, and also the fact that he IS a complete screwball is the main reason why he would have easily kicked my ninja ass if I had stayed a villain.

So for better or for worse, I'm stuck with him. Plus there is a chance that his antics are a facade, which if I'm being honest is intriguing but also an even better reason to stay on his good side.

Spike: Kitty is like my Sam.

Kitty: Yeah, you crack me up little buddy.
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No. 127781 ID: a2cac9

>>127777
i have known dumber people. i don't think that's a facade.
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No. 127800 ID: 99ed9b

Hey Kitty, doesn't it bother you a little to be compared to dog in a trenchcoat?

I mean, if Spike is just faking it, that's a pretty subtle but stinging burn.
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No. 127838 ID: b52c39

Dana from eq, what do you want to be when you grow up
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No. 127854 ID: b52c39
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>>127838
A dame! Like Eth!
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No. 127856 ID: eeb7d9

>>127854
AWW that is so cute! And dangerous. But wait, you want to, like go to war, fight things and such? Or more of a personal bodyguard?

Reno, i have a question for you too: What role would the sibling of the king/queen perform? I would guess that the elder one would be the ruler, so what does the other one do?
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No. 127858 ID: b52c39
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>>127856
I'm fair certain she wishes to roam about the countryside and go on quests.

And circumstances differ. The elder sibling is always the heir to the throne; the younger will sometimes be made an earl or duke, or if they wish to pursue the arcane, the royal battlemage. Some marry out of the royal family. My younger sibling, however, is a special case; she's a bastard, much as I dislike thinking of her under that term. She lays claim to far fewer titles than, say, my cousin would. Had I one. Royal bastards are usually given to their base parent, who is then paid to keep quiet about them; Yet my father wanted another child after my Lady Mother died, and kept Dana. I do not know what will happen to her.
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No. 127860 ID: a2cac9

>>127858
considering the circumstances, probably something similar to you.
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No. 127861 ID: eeb7d9

>>127858
Well, if she wants to be a dame, might as well let her. Maybe she can become a general someday. War is a productive activity that gives plenty of rewards and recognition, if one is willing to face the risks.
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No. 127868 ID: 8d26c4
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>>127800
>Hey Kitty, doesn't it bother you a little to be compared to dog in a trenchcoat?
>I mean, if Spike is just faking it, that's a pretty subtle but stinging burn.

Kitty: No, no. Sam is quite top tier. Sam & Max are perhaps the greatest (co-op) funny animal duo ever, and to be compared to the sane one of the two is actually a high compliment.
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No. 127870 ID: bcc41d

>>127858
Speaking of inheritance rights, who has a claim on the throne - or claim on the kingdom, royal vizier / prime minister / grand general style - besides you? Someone presumably treason'd you but good with those lizards, and whoever's left standing with a decent claim may very likely be the culprit.
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>>127870
There are some cousins. Proooobably dead now.
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No. 127879 ID: bb78f2

>>127872
Reno, who was your mother politically before she married your father and had you? Was she a commoner, a duchess, a different type of noble, or princess to another kingdom that your current one is allied to (I imagine from the marriage)?
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No. 127881 ID: 080aaf

To Slime Matron from Audit Quest: What happened to your old dungeon's master? Is he still kicking?
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>>127879
Mother was a distant relative of the royal family, a mountain-lion duchess from near the northern border. I never knew her, of course. But I still wear her diadem!
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No. 128332 ID: bfa316

>>127897
Your mom had quite a set of chompers on her.

Since Dana is a bastard, does that mean not all felines are part of the nobility?
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No. 128353 ID: b146ba

>>128332
All felines nobility? Isn't nobility the only part of the nobility?
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