>>325716
>"Hey! You cannot move them more than 5 inches a turn by standard unless attached to your hero."
"That's against the rules!"

You're A Talking Pie Chart, but, as evidenced by the McStick Chapter 3 end picture, you have no mouth, and we've never heard you speak. How do we know that you can actually talk?

A Talking Pie Chart 2010/05/23(Sun)15:21 No. 16117 ID: 6a5a08
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Because I am a Black Mage.

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2010/05/24(Mon)18:28 No. 16186 ID: f82d85
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Hey Hatch and Blacksoul,

What do you guys feel about this?

Moriga!!Z0Mwx3ZJZj 2010/05/24(Mon)18:47 No. 16187 ID: 5a594f
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>>325583

I've got all kinds of cool powers. I made this bitchin' crabchair, for instance. I can make energy barriers, incinerate people, cure diseases, regenerate shit, uh, sorta control the weather. I can turn any Adept into snot and they can't touch me. It's just that I'm super small-time compared to everyone else who's around. I was a fairly moderately powerful Wizard back in the day, but everyone close to my strength got murdered like bitches. I ran. Worked out pretty well for me I guess.

Hey, everyone.
Show me ya moves!

Dance moves to be specific.

Hatch: Do you really trust your friend Ikar?

Zorsuz Blacksoul!!Z0Mwx3ZJZj 2010/05/26(Wed)17:44 No. 16271 ID: fd6bc9
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The picture is only black and white. I am confused as to why the strange simian creature is drinking from a fountain that is obviously only for creatures who are colored.

Blacksoul, what does your face look like.

i got one
Blacksoul: how did sky's hug make you feel?

Kata 2010/05/27(Thu)08:25 No. 16326 ID: 8d7dd2
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>What was your favourite childhood toy?

>>326126
This is horrible and adorable at the same time.

>>326134
Adhorrable?

Dio 2010/05/27(Thu)15:06 No. 16347 ID: f98e0b
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>>325057
Uh, okay.

Howsh zhat?
Dish kinf of hurtf.

>>326147
Congrats, you and Oren have something in common. A missing tooth! Who knows, maybe Oren was de-aged, put in a slave camp in the past, and now you.
Oren now let's see your toothy grin for a double check.

>>326126
This makes me regret the pain I had a hand in putting you through.

Curses! I'm getting soft!

>>326152
That's the craziest idea I've ever heard. I love it.

For that matter, everyone from various quests: Let's see your pearly whites. Give us a smile.

>>326126
D'AAAAAAAWWWWWW xD

Hey Sky, could you explain in great detail just what ol' Flails Breaker did to you?

>>326159
Oh! Oh! I know this one!
He inserted his penis into her various orifices a lot against her consent.

Rynh 2010/05/29(Sat)14:16 No. 16438 ID: 8c0848
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>>325525
I'm... Well, I was maybe a few years old when I was found... It's been... Um... Six and five and eleven since...

I'm probably twenty... something. Probably not over thirty. Probably.

>>326238
Are your eyes getting redder?

>>326238
and you still haven't hit puberty? wow, your max age is going to be huge.

In Standard DF even Kobolds max out at 140:170 in the Cutebold mod however I think it's 40.

Note that Dragons, Gobbo's and Elves don't have a maxage either way.

>>326238
Hey Rynh, are you wearing chainmail or something under that poncho thing? If not, you're growing scales.

Rynh 2010/05/30(Sun)07:20 No. 16504 ID: 8c0848
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>>326301
It's Elven Scale Armor. It doesn't have the coverage of the chainmail, but it's comfy and easy to wear, so I can concentrate enough to use magic.

It also keeps me from getting stabbed through the torso. The number one killer of roving mercenaries is getting stabbed in the torso. I would like to avoid... getting stabbed in the torso.

What kind of scales?

Rynh 2010/05/30(Sun)07:54 No. 16507 ID: 8c0848
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>>326306
Maybe they're a magic scales of the mystical sneezing narwhal... Ugh.


They're metal.

>>326307
I would never make 'scale' armor made of metal, because lying is bad. Also metal is so boring.
All the best equipment is made out of dragon parts.

I'm sure they all died of natural causes like earthquakes, or hurricanes, or floods, or adventurers though, so don't worry. And I'm sure Jehral never ever considered killing you for your teeth or bones. Ever.

Are your hands stiff from jerking Jehral's cock or are you just having a tough time crossing your arms over your chest in that armor? ~nyoro :3

teamsleep 2010/05/30(Sun)11:17 No. 16513 ID: 0f9dad
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>What was your favourite childhood toy?

There was a box beneath my bed, and I can hear something scratching to get out.

Every time I check, it's empty.

Maybe that will change if I continue to water it.

>>326313
>that picture
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Seriously, open it up in notepad

>>326314
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>>326315
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Ohh... that's... that's not nice.

Zorsuz Blacksoul!!Z0Mwx3ZJZj 2010/06/01(Tue)11:09 No. 16651 ID: 52f0ec
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>>326117
I fear my focus on research to the detriment of more tangible concerns had made me somewhat insubstantial.

>>326121
There was a moment of surprise. It was not a action I expected the thing to engage in. Most creatures find my appearance and demeanor unsettling.

Looks like you have a bit of a skull in there, or is that just an illusion?

@everyone with a "partner":
How are they in bed?

Sky!!Z0Mwx3ZJZj 2010/06/01(Tue)14:04 No. 16661 ID: 52f0ec
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>>326159
I mean, I was pretty out of it when things were going on. Pretty much he threw me on the ground and went at it, or he bent me over and went in from the back. There isn't a whole lot else to say.

Oh, he put it in my mouth too.

Yeah, as much as he likes to use his organ, he's really not very creative with it. His whole repertoire consists entirely of "from the front," "animal-style," and "in the mouth."

Ugh. Also, he smells really, really bad. Like stale jizz and body odor, only with this rancid, animal musk on top.

I'm not thinking about this shit anymore. I'm just glad sweet little Spikesby saved me. I hope he's OK.

>>326461
...uh, how big is your mouth? Could you open up and say "ahh"?

Uwix 2010/06/01(Tue)15:07 No. 16666 ID: 8d7dd2
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>>326155

Okay! Smiling makes my mouth hurt after a bit though. Also my parents told me not to smile too much in front of other people who aren't umbrals because it sort of creeps them out. I can understand that, seltwils don't tend to show their teeth and I'm not sure cenesu even HAVE teeth!

Yay smiling! Okay, now my mouth aches.

HEY GUYS

What's your ideal date like :B

Characters who have a butt fetish, please announce your presence~

Dio 2010/06/01(Tue)18:32 No. 16687 ID: f98e0b
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>>326485
Dahlia's outstanding can does help to distract from the fact that she just might be a mobster in training.

>>326304
HA! No.
The top two causes are infection and blood loss.

>>326487
Dio, do you even care about that?
I mean, sure, it would make your life easier if she decided not to join the family business, but aren't you a bit too chaotic-neutral to be bothered by that?

Sky!!Z0Mwx3ZJZj 2010/06/01(Tue)19:43 No. 16690 ID: 52f0ec
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>>326462
I've got these flexible plates that sort of move around under there. It can stretch bigger if there's something pushed in it, but this is as big as I can stretch on my own.

I don't have any teeth, so I basically have to mush stuff up to eat it or swallow it whole.

I don't have any brains or anything in my head; there's no room for them. They must be somewhere else. I have no idea. I smell with my antennae. My old boss sure is a weirdo. It's like, he was seeing how complicated he could make me.

An unsettling thought... what if your brain is in that abdomen/tail thing you have?

>>326490
I am completely and utterly terrified.

>>326487
Your mouth still reminds me we have no idea what Oren's mouth looks like. We probably won't get a DAT ASS image from him because he's a bit of a breast man... I think.

Oren, are you an all-around-man?

>>326496
We've seen orensmiles.

>>326498
I mean since he lost his tooth. Which is VITAL information.

>>326451
Could you take the hood completely off?
>>326452

Anciu 2010/06/01(Tue)23:44 No. 16718 ID: 4cfc69
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>>326155
You mean like this? Here are my cutting teeth.

Anonymous 2010/06/02(Wed)00:52 No. 16721 ID: a594b9
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>>326518
Wait... how does that setup even work? It doesn't look like you have much room to move the teeth around by simply flexing the surrounding muscles. Most creatures with a circular jaw like that have small teeth and tend to just latch onto another, larger creature to suck their blood.

Lamprey Eels, for instance.

>>326521
no no no, if you look you will notice they don't lock in but overlap, meaning they rotate and close around the center. like the iris in Stargate.

>>326523
Rotating teeth? Don't be silly. The muscles involved there would be incredibly complex.

>>326528
exhibit A: alien. that is all.

>>326528
I don't think he means actual rotate rotate, but sliding past one another in a circular pattern like a camera iris.

>>326530
Oh now that makes perfect sense. That wouldn't be difficult as far as muscles are concerned, and would do a good job of cutting things.

Sister of Pain 2010/06/02(Wed)10:32 No. 16744 ID: 63f46a
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>>326155
>Is this truly what do you want to see, worm?

>>326544
Those are some very nice teeth, and they go so very well with your hair. Thank you dear lady for showing us.

Have you considered using a facial exfoliate, and perhaps some moisturizing cream?

>>326487
Your missing tooth grew back? Are you magic?

Brom 2010/06/03(Thu)19:03 No. 16877 ID: f98e0b
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>>326555

Θ][Σ 2010/06/03(Thu)19:09 No. 16878 ID: f21281
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>>326555
>are you magic?

So Vic, are you a cyborg or a robot?

What's with all those parts anyway? Some of them seem just plain useless. Did you put them in just for SCIENCE! or something, or what?

Vic 2010/06/03(Thu)23:31 No. 16894 ID: 1177ca
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>>326693
I'm quite human.

Zorsuz Blacksoul!!Z0Mwx3ZJZj 2010/06/06(Sun)02:28 No. 16954 ID: 19e2d0
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>>326516
Unfortunately, my garments are meant to constrain my form rather than mask it.

>>326314

$ rdjpegcom 127524343369.jpg
find me find me find me find me find me find me

oh wow that is so totally hax

>>326314
It's just JPEG comment metadata. Inspect it with a suitable browser or image editor and you'll see it there.

(Sage for non-question. I can't think of anything interesting. :/ )

I have a question.

teamsleep: What. The Fuck.

>>326912
I second this, but can we ask that here? Is teamsleep a character in a quest?

Should Gramps not be looking for power
how does he spend his hour?

Since Nahkh posted the themes and gramps's is a fun and cool, I'm totally fucking interested in his interests because he could be a p cool bro to hang with when he's not stabbin' your back. Chug a beer and play a game

teamsleep 2010/06/12(Sat)11:46 No. 17495 ID: 0f9dad
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>>326900
>>326907
>>326912
>>326932
i dunno lol.

>>327294
I can answer that in six words.
'Holy shit, I have boobs now.'

ewwww thats his own daughter

>4&x 2010/06/15(Tue)11:21 No. 17745 ID: c5ce35
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>>327439

Is that so?

Chloe 2010/06/15(Tue)23:15 No. 17776 ID: f21281
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>give us a smile

Only if you promise not to run...

>>327576
i would say you look pretty cute.

question: you think all this time with us watching has given you a bit of an exibitionist streak?

>>327576
Your face looks a bit more Chiropteran than Lagomorphic now. Strange.

>>327579
(I'm still trying to get the hang of anthropomorphic facial features, shush :<)

It's the ears.
>>327580
She's a freaky mutant. You ain't gotta explain shit.

>>327576
I wish I had teeth like that.

>>327577
ditto

>>327576
Nice.

Chloe 2010/06/16(Wed)17:12 No. 17796 ID: f21281
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>>327577
I think the only exhibitioney thing I do is not put on any underwear when I go out to the local clubs.

...and then wear a short skirt.

>>327586
No, you don't. My fangs keep getting in the way, and they're insanely sharp. I've lost count how many times I've ended up slicing my tongue because I've been chewing too fast.

Granted it's all healed and dandy an hour later, but still!

>>327596
Looking rather good there.

Say, have you ever used your regenerative powers for anything kinky?

You certainly would look better in latex or leather!

Just saying.

Chloe 2010/06/16(Wed)17:58 No. 17799 ID: f21281
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>>327597
If you ain't bleedin', you ain't havin' fun. I love S&M play. The rougher the better.

>>327598
o/` I have both~ o/`

>>327599
u wan fuk

>>327599
I see...
So, dom, sub, or switch?

Chloe 2010/06/16(Wed)22:32 No. 17812 ID: f21281
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>>327600
You wouldn't be the first person I've sent hurtling face-first into the side of a dumpster.

>>327603
Switch, though I find myself being Dom more often than most.

So, any -other- questions or are you going to keep nagging me about my sex life?

Everybody: What is your opinion on this year's E3?

>>327612
Okay. What's your favorite type of candy? Minty? Sour? Spicy? Fruity? Chocolatey? Hard? Chewy?

Anyone else of a mind to answer, same question.

>>327616
If I remember, she doesn't have to eat. But I guess a favorite flavor could be a good question.

To everyone. Your perfect man/woman/life mate: How should they be physically, their behavior, should they be tall or short, etc.

>>327612
u wan get fukked face first into a dumpster?

>>327612
Wait, we have a face? Can you draw what it looks like?

Doobanicus Strifecloud 2010/06/17(Thu)14:43 No. 17844 ID: 9cb4b3
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>>327614
Meh, the media coverage gave way too much attention to Nintendo with their shitty little baby games, all I really care about is the Playstation Move and how it'll effect the next Kingdom Hearts game.

>>327644
Die

Hatch 2010/06/17(Thu)15:17 No. 17847 ID: 9cb4b3
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>Hatch, do you really trust Ikar?

Well I was kinda scared at her at first - and I do get this weird predatory vibe from her - but she gets so cuddly and acts so friendly it's hard not to.