BLOODQUEST
From questden
| BLOODQUEST by OVERLORD |
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YOUR NAME IS COMMANDER JOHN 'BLOOD' SMITH. YOU LIKE THREE THINGS:
POUCHES
GUNS
LIBERTY
POUCHES
YOU WERE A SOLDIER FOR THE UNITED-EARTH BLOODFORCE. A COMMANDO. A REALLY WELL-TRAINED COMMANDO WITH STRONG POWER. YOU HAD A PLATOON.
EXCEPT NOW YOUR PLATOON IS DEAD. THEY WERE KILLED BY COMMIE FAGS. NOW YOU HAVE TO SEND 'EM ALL TO HELL. BY THAT YOU DON'T MEAN YOU'RE GOING TO BUY THEM TICKETS TO HELL, AND KISS THEM GOODBYE BEFORE SLAPPING THEIR ASSES AS THEY GET ON THE PLANE. NO. YOU ARE GOING TO KILL 'EM ALL DEAD.
