Zolo
From questden
Zolo is a pretty cool girl, she cybers people on IRC and is afraid of mirrors.
I wish I could grow up to be even an infinitesimal fraction as ham as she is. Seriously, if there was a clothing line named after her, it would be JESUS FUCKING CHRIST LOOK AT THE SHIT THAT I'M WEARING. GOD DAMN, WOMEN THROW THEMSELVES AWAY FROM ME, and it would make negative billions upon billions quarterly. Seriously, shes like Chuck Norris 4.7 or some shit.
She'll come to your house, punch your door (and in the process break her hand), and proceed to make herself a bitch.
God damn.
