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Bob 2011/04/25(Mon)18:46 No. 14688 ID: cf244d

So some whores are dying or some shit
http://ontd-political.livejournal.com/8066580.html
And people are getting mad about the wording of the announcement made by superheroes to protect them. I have a rewrite here:

Attention whores!

I'm writing you on behalf of a group called the New York Initiative. We aren't affiliated with the fuzz. We reckon we've got us a system to keep you safe when you're out turning tricks. That's right, we made your pimp obsolete. You can find our facebook page through Google, as well as Google us with the words New York Press or Superheroes Documentary 2011 to find out what we're about (Craigslist are fags and don't allow me to post our URL)
We dress like super heroes, which is admittedly some wacky-ass shit, but we are all quite competent and capable of doing the things we say.

So let me just get down to business: The Long Island Killer is out there. He's a scary bastard, and it's starting to seem like he is focusing on hookers like you, because folks are slower to report you missing, and also because apparently the law doesn't respect your personal choices and that means cops are slower to follow through when it comes to you. Well, I'm here to say FUCK THAT. We respect you as human beings, we believe in personal freedoms and think that you're doing something that is absolutely your choice to do. Even if you think you're just doing it because you need the money.

So peace out, bitches. We are on your side. With that said, we are here to help.

Also this shall be the general discussion thread for real life superheroes and/or dead prostitutes.

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8dce35.jpg Purple Glow Drifter 8dce35 Bob 2011/05/22(Sun)22:13 No. 15401 ID: 8dce35 File 130612763760.jpg - (72.78KB , 700x574 , 1288569342513.jpg ) >oh huh this thread looks interesting >ontd_political >mfw If you read livejournal, much less ontd_p, you are either a massive faggot or a 12-year-old girl, and neither one of those are qualified to so much as look at a hooker.