Baby Coconut Wish
>I don’t know where all of this is going, or how long we’ll have this guy around
You could ask him, maybe. He's a person, not just a magic force that fucks up lives, though he seems to do that too.
Pendel, you gonna leave him high and dry if he delays not to fuck us over, or can you make some kind of promise he'll get to spend his wish dosh so he'll stop freaking out.
>would you like to make a wish, Orcid?
Well, to do that, I'd first have to go through this whole song and dance to make sure you didn't really teleport off somewhere with Ikram when I was out of the room, and that I'm not talking to Silvio and a magic imposter right now.
Also even without evil genies, poorly thought out wishes are bad. I need more than the spur of the moment while my mother shouts to think. So unless you've got a complimentary wish-discussion time-stop up your sleeve...?
Honestly, the one big fucking wish we have right now is to switch those two back. But you can't / won't do that. Everything else we're even considering is a hack solution to deal with that (and really, per customer service, those coping fixes should be complimentary until he resolves the problem. Heck, even switching them back should be free, since the switch bypassed the regular rules, and Ronnie was tricked into it, and no credits were spent on it).
...we wouldn't be rushing off to the hospital and worried about drugs if we just fixed Ronnie's habit. But then we're burning Orcid's points on her problem, and since she's not in the loop, we'd be permanently messing with Ronnie's head.