:D
Good luck on further faggotry, Faggot.
Hey, you've gotten better at hands! Now scroll down a bit so we can see the goods...
Are her breasts getting bigger? Not that I object...
>>220 They appear to be growing larger, Yes. John must be slipping her estrogen pills or something.
>>222 Is it at all disturbing that I find that incredibly hot? That or giving her a food tube of lard while she sleeps...
F5
>>224 ?
>>225 Enjoy pressing that button for several days.
It's kind of fitting it ends with people getting all creepy about Joan. Maybe we can use this thread to reminiscence about our favorite parts of the Quest?
I liked the "Oh My God This Time John's Going To Die" scenes.
And of course RoButt. Your magnificent cheeks graced our presence way to short.
I can safely say this was my favorite moment of the entire series. I loved 'em all, but this... I almost fell out of my chair.
I fucking loved the faces the characters made. This thing always makes me laugh.
The sudden end especial sucked, because the last thread was really promising with shit getting real and everything. I grew kind of tired of the lolrandom and looked forward to some real adventuring. Now we'll never know if a Double Faggot knows what a storyline is.
>>235 /tg/chan was basically created as a place for him to continue free of trolls.
The fluctuating boobs. Every image required their own bra size.
Goodnight, sweet princesses...
Surely there can be a continuation?
>>258 Fine, I'll continue it for ya! We've got GIRL, LESBEEN, and DOGGY.
>>260 And they love the fuck out of each other.
Examine surroundings. Examine Map. Examine Doggy gender.
Modify shirt into "XXXom" shirt.
>>262 They are OFF TO WAR. They DOGGY is WHO CARES. The MAP is VERY CLEAR.
Ride John like a mechanical bull. Failing that, ride John like a war dog. Failing that, ride John like GIGGITY GIGGITY.
Lay down suppressive fire.
>>263 You do not have the SPOOL and THREAD needed to make modifications to your BATTLE ARMOR!
GIRL: Kneel and provide overwatch. DOGGY and LESBEEN are the maneuver element, to move ahead and secure a position, holding until GIRL reaches them. Leapfrog forwards at best possible speed. Keep your eyes peeled for MUTONS, ASSROBOTS, and FOREST MARAUDERS.
>>265 DOGGY has no COIN SLOT! >>266 You suppress the shit out of... whatever the hell you are suppressing!
Yell "AAAAAAAA" while you fire. Wave your weapon back and forth. Or do the leapfrog thing. that works too Toss out a witty one liner.
DO NOT SHOOT DOGGY
>>270 LESBEEN shouts out "WE WILL SWEEP YOU AWAY!"
THIS IS THE BEST QUEST EVER
Okay. I think the enemy is good and suppressed. Take this opportunity to race for the X on the map.
>>274 You would like to, but your MAP seems to have had the shit suppressed out of it!
Well fuck.
Also you are out of BULL ITS.
Double fuck!
Milk self.
>>276 Okay.
THANKS THAT WAS HOT EXAMINE SURROUNDINGS AND SECONDARY SEXUAL CHARACTERISTICS
>>281 LESBEEN is surrounded by SECONDARY SEXUAL CHARACTERISTICS.
Examine surroundings HARDER
Acquire plot.
fall into delicious "plot" holes.
>>284 OH MY WHAT IS THIS YOU HAVE FOUND IT LOOKS LIKE A NOTE.
>>286
>>287 oh hell yea, go for the beer
Buttsex your way over to the grocery, GIRL.
The GROCERY seems to be infested with ZOMBEES.
Instruct DOGGY to feast on ZOMBIES
Disguise selves as zombies.
>Disguise self as zombies >Instruct DOGGY to eat zombies NOT AS PLANNED, NOT AS PLANNED
Attempt to escape from DOGGY mouth.
>>294
DOGGY: Finish eating GIRL. Eat LESBEEN.
Use DOGGY as disguise. Shuffle into zombies.
And then Joan was a zombie.
>>297 The ZOMBEES do not attack!
>>299 Now the shirt's just fucking with us. 300 get commands you to obtain BEER.
DOGGY: EAT GIRLS THEN EAT ZOMBIES
make out with john
>>299 OH WAIT, NO. NO. THEY WERE JUST WAITING.
DOGGY: Eat Zombies GIRL: Regrow midsection
>>304
JOHN I AM DISAPPOINT
>>307
>>306 You horrible monster. I wanted a good end with Joan and John Fucking Happily Ever After.
>>310 That wasn't a canon ending in the least.
That was really lame, Gnome.
>>311 I'm just overreacting in a humorous fashion. Maybe some drawfag can draw them riding into the sunset or something. No Naga though; evil Jezebel forcing herself in that perfect relationship.
>>310 >>312 >>313 Bawww, you think SDF would have had it any other way? Especially if he was pressured into it...
>>314 Actually, I remember him saying that Joanquest would have no ending. It would just stop.
>>314 He would have had it in the most faggotry way, in fact he did.
I enjoyed JoanQuest tremendously, and was very unhappy to see it peter out due to trollan. Sadly there is little we can do to retrieve Mssr. Double Faggot.
>>319 >>Sadly there is little we can do to retrieve Mssr. Double Faggot. You're saying that like it's a bad thing.
>>330 It is a bad thing. It was an enjoyable quest.
>>334 seconded
Considering /quest/ got suddenly successful after SirDF disappeared, I'm going to assume he sacrificed himself to the mighty Quest Gods for the good of the board. He was always the person to put the welfare of others before his own.
>>337 But hes a double faggot, and sometimes a double shaggoth.
>>334 thirded
>>334 I didn't know "Mssr. Double Faggot" was a quest.
Mssr is an abbreviation for Monsieur
You mean, it continued here for a while? Fuck.. I just found out about this place... ...And Joanquest was the only quest I'd ever liked. Mostly due to copious amounts of tits, but favorite nonetheless.
>>377 No, no. Not a continuation. Just SDF mocking us. fucking cuntbag