>>1714
Hi sdf no one gives a shit
>>1718 thassa big tablet
Hey fag, get back in IRC.
Indeed
WHAT WHY DID YOU PURCHASE SUCH A LARGE DRAWING INPUT DEVICE WHY DID YOU NOT SPEND THAT MONEY ON BEER
Hey SDF... You still have a 2E game to get back to!
>>1723 OR A PONY
Yeah, well... Your jaw structure is ill suited to a carnivorous mammalian.
That's how he (t)rolls.
>>1723 >>WHY DID YOU PURCHASE SUCH A LARGE DRAWING INPUT DEVICE
>>1729 Gee Blank... you really should find a better sense of humour.
>>1730 YOU ARE NOT BATMAN.
>>1730
>>1732 That's true, better than batman.
woof woof
>>1733 Oh SDF, you loveable bastard you.
>>1735 Go jump in a well Lassie.
>>1737 Hey, I didn't name him.
>>1738 >>1718 Wow, you can definitely see an improvement in the size of the pad there.
>>1738
>>1742 Never change, SDF. Never change.
>>1742 Wow. That is a completely awesome setup there, SDF.
>>1742 Oh yeah, show us more of your huge assets.
>>1742 MEGA RIG
>>1745
>>1748 That is awesome >>1747 GOSHEN X JOHN OTP
>>1748 I am so gay for your setup it's not funny. But that shot's obviously faked. No porn on the desktop! What sort of chanfag are you?!
>>1748 Whoah, look at that tablet. That sucker's huge.
So how did John get her name?
>>1752 some faggot in joanquest kept calling her Tom. SDF naturally named her john.
>>1748 Sweet fuckin tablet. Mine is smaller than that. ; _ ;
>>1754 I also have a ton more shit on my desk.
>>1750
Holy shit, what kind of sexual humiliation did you have to endure to afford that monster?
>>1753 No, it was that everyone was going to be named a version of John, because of the "No, John, you are the demons" meme. Then SDF forgot to keep naming people variants of john and the names didn't mean anything.
>>1756 man 20 bucks buys a lot in your country SDF.
>>1748 Ouch, that is around 800€. As a single purchase, that _is_ quite a lot.
>>1761 How did you get a thousand euros!?
I bet he can't say how he got it.
>>1762 Stealing the pope.
>>1764 >Stealing the pope's hat
>>1765 I meant what I said. You know the old one was a muppet anyway.
>Intous 4.
I love you SDF, you so dreamy...
>>1766 >I meat what I bread >Ba donka donk donk
Your work has improved a good bit, the hands look really nice here especially.
>>1773 Agreed.
I wish my tablet was functioning properly. D:
>>1780 I wish I had a tablet...
>>1782 I wish I knew how to draw.
>>1783 I wish to be the little girl.
I wish I were an oscar mayer weiner
>>1785 Is that what you would truly like to be?
>>1786 Yes For if I were and oscar mayer weiner everyone would be in love with mee
>>1796 You have a found your hat John?
>>1796 Put huge mutant hand on head to form a makeshift hat.
>>1797
>>1799 Needs a feather.
BEST HAT EVER!
So, what happened to Joan? She used to be the hat person.
>>1802
>>1803 ...You ate her, didn't you?
>>1803 Ok, solved it. That means kisses, right?
Alright, enough beating around the bush. I think it is high time we asked the question that we have dared not ask since, like, July 94'. How many sets of nipples do Sergals have?
>>1804
Bow Chika Wow Wow
>>1807 I don't think I understand. You mean you went out to dinner with her?
>>1807 Where are you, anyway?
Say, what are you listening to right now?
>>1810
>>1812 A white space? Say hi to Freis for me. I figured it was a basement somewhere, anyway.
>>1812 Is it a desert or something? It looks rather empty.
>>1811
>>1815 Serious? You used to have a cool taste in music.
Before I forget, did you guys ever reach the Bar? You're sure taking your time if not.
>>1816
>>1818 Apparently I'm some kind of uncultured swine. Better enlighten me on this subject or I might die ignorant.
>>1819
>>1820 Don't be like that, I just try to better myself.
>>1821 WHO LET THE DOOBIES IN HERE?!
>>1823 They were gross, I didn't want to push them out.
>>1822
>>1825 Hello new banpage image!
>>1825 But whhhyyy? I'm not Anonymous, it's the other guy.
>>1827 I'm anonymous, you're anonymous. We're all anonymous here.
So John, how was the trip to the bar?
On se jännä se SDF, tosi jännä on...
What does John think of Doobies... or maybe elves...
>>1831
>>1829 Nope.
>>1834 Secure tripcodes are for jerks.
>>1833 That's not how to be excited. Here, get it girl.
>>1837 In before fetched femur.
>>1833 Tais mennä jännät sekasin.
>>1837
>>1840 Hey, what's under that bush over there?
>>1839
>>1841 We already confirmed it to be female, dude.
>>1840
>>1840 Ten points!
>>1748 Hey SDF, what a coincidence, I have the exact same mousepad as you. Pretty cool, huh? I like the new Finnet one more than the old one though!
>>1748 Judging by your background... What would you do with a portal gun?
>>1847 John would probably french kiss herself.
>>1848 On her vagina.
>>1849 Lesbian or masturbatory antics and a portal gun. The mind boggles.
>>1849
>>1847
>>1861 But we've established that you'd do yourself... you're my... mommy! :D
>>1861 Early up today John. Did ya have nice dreams?
>>1861 Oh John...
>>1861 John. What is best in life?
>>1867
>>1868 Going to need an explanation on that, please. Niacin? Hammond microphones and organs?
>>1868 It's me again, Anon from yesterday. What exactly does B3 mean again?
>>1869 >>1870
>>1871 Boobs, beer, and butt? I dunno about that.
Where are all these newfags coming from? Of course that's what B^3 means.
>>1871 So that's why you left your home for the human lands? I dunno about Sergal beer, but they are sure lacking in the butts and boobs department.
JOHN LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU
>>1872 >>I dunno about that.
>>1877 What? I always thought Sergals are peaceful and gentle creature who wouldn't hurt anybody. Like fluffy kittens.
>>1877 So how do you drink beer without it spilling all over the place? Tilting your head up and pouring it in? A straw? Or just quaffing and showering later?
>>1879
>>1880 Then how do you drink your vodka?
>>1880 Can you show that again? I don't think I got it right.
>>1880 Oh yeah, don't stop now, with the informations I mean.
>>1881
>>1885 Isn't Vodka dangerous close to communism?
>>1885 Where does the butts enter this?
>>1885 Then how do you eat your cheesecake?
>>1886
>>1886 Vodka was created long before communism, you Philistine.
>>1890 There there John. Let's go to the titty bar to clear your head of this failure.
>>1890 He he, I just like to tease dangerous creatures. Now back to butts and cheesecake.
Is there any drinks that you um... feed? water? Joan with?
>>1807 >>1880 What happened to joan's eyes?
>>1885 Don't lie.
I don't know what to believe anymore.
What have you been eating recently, by the way? Besides Joan.
Since NO ONE ELSE seems to want to ask. Is Joan Quest ever coming back?
>>1950 You'll scare him off again!
>>1953 He's not that delicate. The real question is: "What's about E-Quest?"
I'm more interested in what else does SDF use his enormous (new) assets in besides drawing scruffy sergals.
>>1978 Apparently, drawing big-tatted girls (which have scruffy sergals licking beer off of them)
>>1979 I have no problem with this and wish to subscribe to his- I mean wish for him to continue.
Hi SDF! Please accept this lampshade as a token of appreciation.
>>1950 We already know the answer. <From the douchebag himself.
Hey SDF, WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THIS http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COYoiMHRZJg
I had forgotten how funny random SDF threads were. Have a wrapped present.
Ohboy ohboy ohboy ohboy a present! Open it!
>>2148 i see what you did there.
>>312258 I'm pretty sure it's called #rubyquest. Too bad the school blocks IRC.
>>312258 Look at 4chan's /b/. There's your answer.
>>312258 Excuses/explanations range from "It would attract the wrong kind of person to the board" to "We don't need one. And anyway, don't we already have /txt/?"
>>312258 This basically is the random board.
Picture related.
>>312258 As long your drawfagging you can be most likely rather random.
>>312265 On the other hand, you were a fixture of /tg/ board culture for a long while.
>>312265 You're still part of a Quest, kinda. It was never really ended or anything. There are also other Sergals around, like Goshen for example. wink wink
>>312265 Hey, stick around if you want. This anon finds you entertaining, anyway. The mods are all aware of this thread and have been since it started - I'm guessing since they haven't moderated it, you're fine.
>>312265 If Drawfagging wasn't /tg/-related, this thread would've been already deleted.
>>312265 This is still the general discussion board, and I doubt anyone will get mad at you for posting this kinda stuff here. Your humor is well-beloved around here. If you really want attention you could always run a quest like this, John. This is practically a quest anyways.
>>312271 In fact, an image you drew is the ban image for this site. The SCUM SCUM SCUM SCUM GO HOME SCUM SCUM SCUM one.
Hey, SDF. Drawfagging on /tg/ is just fine. Actually we kind of brainstorming what to do for a good general/random board that doesn't attract "lol anon XD" types. /meep/ was perfect, but you can't really mimic that sort of perfection easily.
>>312271 >world settings Maybe you're part of a world setting? A world of awesome, buttbots and vikingdwarfs.
>>312276 It's not slow for me. Maybe it's your connection?
>>312276 I'd fuck your crazy tongue vagina, John <3
>>312278 Hey. You. Cut that out.
>>312276 Hey, you know what would get you attention? If you started doing a quest in the /quest/ board. Joan, E, or something new.
>>312276 But where else to go, with your freakish short ears? You're also on the by far slowest board right now, /quest/ for example is faster.
Well John we're running faster now... Your painting the old board red helped
>>312280 Not much so lately. Too few people and the average /quest/ goer pays attention to three quests at most. Not counting simple ones. So some more involving ones go without attention and ground to a halt.
>>312284 Goddammit you bitch, what's good enough then? I think your taking that whole matriarchy idea way to far.
Well John... I'm thinking we could use your book on how to make things faster and stuff...
>>312284 WHAT'S not good enough? You don't want to run a quest and get attention that way? Fine. What the fuck do you want then?
>>312284 Aww, look at that fluffy face
>>312288 So cuddly wuddly... like a bit kitten!
Here. I have a suggestion for you, go to the goddamn bar already. The quest board is right over there, you just have to stop being a cunt about it. Best regards
>>312291 >>SDF >>stop being a cunt about it. ahhahahhahahaahahhhahhahaahahahaahahahh
>>312291 >SDF >stop being a cunt about it Oh you.
>>312284 ah well, keep yer DA goin you huge faggot. or just waste that 800 euro piece of crap. Whatever works.
We don't really have enough people breaking Rule One. (Don't talk about etc)
>>312276 Do you ever get tired of making all those lines? I mean seriously it must take longer to make all those lines then to just color the area blue.
>>312307 > Citing Rule 1&2 There's no sergal facepalm image to go with it, so have creepy Rain stare instead
>>312310 I disagree.
>>312304 He has a DA account?
>>312312 http://sirdoubleshoggoth.deviantart.com/
>>312258 That's no way to accept a gift.
>>312328 The gift was from Anonymous though.
>>312329 You're right, I'm surprised she didn't call the bomb squad.
>>312330
>>312332 Because pizza boys tend to be more tender, less trained, less armored, and less prepared? And they come with pizza?
>>312333 And are occasionally pizza girls?
>>312332 Why do I find this so seductive :|
>>312335 Because you are clearly a furry.
>>312332 *phantom jerk*
>>312332 Can you even drink from a champagne glass with that weird mouth of yours?
>>312342 That's not champagne...
>>312354 I don't think anyone is disputing the contents of that glass, but it is still a champagne glass.
>>312355 >contents Corn syrup and food coloring?
>>312355 No it's not, actually.
>>312367 What is it then? I actually tried to get the proper term and found this as champagne glass. I'm no expert on that kinda stuff though.
>>312368 I don't know, but it's not a proper champagne glass. I refuse to accept that as the name, and would not care to drink champagne out of it.
>>312369 It's what they use at weddings and big parties when they pile a pyramid from them to pour the cheap swill from top. You're thinking of the longer one for the classy stuff. Awww, I think John and Joan got married.
I dunno. John's combat capabilities weren't too hot in the quest.
>>312372 John was having too much fun mucking about
>>312369 The champagne glass is the tall one, this one is a champagne coupe: "The champagne coupe or champagne saucer is the saucer-shaped stem glass once used for serving champagne, but now more commonly used for certain cocktails such as daiquiris."
I think John is shliching to Goshen and his Dustback friend... wanting to get double teamed by them...
Newfag here, saw a thread on 4chan's /tg/ with these pics in it. Is this the same person?
>>312549 That's an awfully vague question. If it's one of these pics that was posted then it was drawn by SDF. [oh wow I forgot to post this and it's been sitting in this window for 3 hours]
>>312549 SDF draws all these pics, but he definitely didn't copy-paste them onto /tg/
>>312369 It's a receptacle from which you drink booze. Why quibble over semantics?
>>312574 I hoped for a picture of John drinking from a champagne glass. Don't judge me.
Sir Double Faggot truely was the king of all faggots. In a good way. Faggot.
>>1877 HEY EVERYBODY DID THE NEWS GET AROUND ABOUT A MAN NAMED BUTCHER PETE?
OH PETE JUST FLEW INTO THIS TOWN AND HE'S COPPIN UP ALL THE WOMEN'S MEAT.
HE'S HACKIN AND WHACKING AND SMACKING, HE'S HACKIN AND WHACKING AND SMACKING, HE'S HACKIN AND WHACKING AND SMACKING, HE JUST HACKS, WHACKS, AND CHOPS THAT MEAT.
>>312669 BUTCHA PETE'S GOT A LONG SHARP KNIFE
>>312671 Over eight hours, and only two more posts of this song?
>>312672 I... I killed it...
>>312683 This board's front page still has threads whose most recent posts were made three weeks ago. I don't think it's possible to "kill" anything here.
>>312686 DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO KILL EVERYTHING YOU TOUCH
>>312687 You're weak to dust. And your barrier is shitty. Go back to Russia you Robo-Communist
>>312689 SHUT UP YOU IF IT WASN'T FOR MY ASTHMA I'D BE A GODDAMN EVERSOR
>>312692 Sure... You can't shoot with your shields up.
>>312694 HEY WE CAN'T HELP HOW WE'RE BUILT BLAME THAT FUCKTARD WILEY