Man, I'm so high right now. Wait, what was my name again?
how conveniant! there's a conveniance store right at the entrance of the town!
PAUSED break time
>>113439 Scope it out for the previously mentioned stoners. They should be hanging out at the entrance.
AND WE'RE BACK that was the longest break ever >>113446 we'll, i don't think they'd be outside. but i do have the munchies right now
Search for corn chips. Those things are magnificent.
Fuck that get pork rinds.
Break through the wall. The door is obviously missing.
>break through wall, not sober enough to use door >can't decide between two bags of chips >like a boss
>>113876 >implying you've been employed
>>113876 take em both then
>>113879 >implying i'm not the boss >take both GREAT IDEA
>You recieved Pork Rinds! >You recieved Corn Chips! okay, so just incase of thirst, what drinks should i steal
Since "all of them" is out, get a huge bottle of root beer.
>>113889
>Giant Bottle of Rootbeer recieved! As I leave the store and join the rest of the gang with the giant bottle of rootbeer and bags of chips, the cashier ran over me through the hole I made in that wall. "STOP THIEF!"
>>113898 Gently set down the rootbeer. Turn to face him slowly. Smile your most evil smile. Then say "I stopped. Now what?" Then give an evil giggle. TLDR: scare the shit out of him by being creepy.
>>113899 Do this. Then go back inside and tie him up with redvines. A LOT of redvines.
no
>>113904 Then you need to CHEESE IT!
Run away!
Flee. Very fast.
RUN FUCKING RUN
>>113914 R can hold something, keep you from tripping.
I let R hold onto the Rootbeer as I held onto the bags of chips. We managed to get away from that cashier. We should be safe now
>>113917 Don't look up. You'll get shat on by a Pidgey.
paused because it's 2 in the fucking morning, sorry if it seemed short, we can coninue this when i'm not so sleepy
>>113919 Go to a park and eat your well gotten loot. Keep an eye out for any stoners.
so we went to the park to enjoy our tasty loot and some of our weed. R already got into some of the joint, but for me, I'm having this unconfortable feeling that's keeping me from smoking it..
I think your being watched.
"ay, anyone got this weird feeling? it's like, something stalking us or some shit" "not really." "it's probably one of those officer Jennies" "nah, it doesn't feel like it, R. it's like, someone else."
Prepare to gangrape someone. Look around.
>>114528 I think Chibi Usagi is having a bad trip, yo.
>>114528 There's probably a strange duo watching you in the distance. Look around.
"guard the joint and goods, i'll be back" "got it, Yance." as I left and strode down the park pathway, i come upon a fork. which path do i take?
>>114536 The one that corresponds to the hand you hold your weed with of course. When you don't have a dick that's the proper way to navigate.
>>114536 Go left. That's Path A.
Left. Go left.
Left :I
LEFT IT IS
i think we're on it's trai OH SHIT IT'S GONNA LYNCH ME
USE UH....CLAW SWIPE OR..THROW HAT ...OR FRIGHTENED URINATION
>CLAWSWIPE FAILED >UNABLE TO THROW HAT. because why would i throw my awesome hat >URINATION FAILED BECAUSE i do not need to pee I REGRET NOTHING
"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" "yancy." "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" "YANCY!" "AAAaaa.. wait wut"
"DAUGHTER I AM DISSAPOINT"
>>114562 Whatever, mom! I didn't ask to be hatched.
>>114560 It's your life you can do what you want. And what you want now is form a sweet ass posse, smoke weed and have sex with various male members of said posse.
>>114571 ...and if you get fucked up enough, maybe some of the female members, too. Totally not homo if you're so off your gourd you can't tell what's what.
>>114562 Tell mom that knocking over stores and getting stoned are the least of your problems, you're also pregnant. Doesn't matter if you aren't yet, you can work on that.