Hey, wizard, go talk to him. Be more of a man than that... woman. Hm.

Also, completely fail to realize that it's actually just more trees.

yeah, shine some light on the guy.

out of your nipples.

>>426978
Yes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQZuo1HOLro

Cheese Wizard!a1..dIzWW2 2012/06/28(Thu)09:52 No. 427019 ID: 067a04
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>>426791
>>426978
>>426989

Sorry, but pixies and nymphs are legendarily stuffy about their forests. Even making a light could be jinx-worthy in their eyes, or lack thereof. Still, filing that under 'good ideas' for later. Heh, nipple lights. Gonna be classic. Anyway, it looks like this guy brought his own light.

>>426939
>>426799

Doesn't look like a tree to me. Anyway, talkin' time.

"Hey! We're kinda lost. Do you know the way out of these woods?"

He's not talking.

"I mean, seriously, just point us in the right direction. You don't even have to say anything."

Now, I may not be the most social wizard around, but this guy's putting me to shame.

"..Okay, so point us in the wrong direction. Just, y'know, make a guess. Show some effort."

"..Mmm?"

Cheese Wizard!a1..dIzWW2 2012/06/28(Thu)09:53 No. 427020 ID: 067a04
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"Oh, were you talking to me? I'm sorry, I was asleep. Hi!"

...Huh.

"Your face is broken!"

What is it? Its beard is better trimmed than yours. Seriously, when will you take care of this swab? Anyway, you woke it, apologize and ask for directions.

>>427020
Say hi, and ask who he is.

No time to chat, we need directions!

Cheese Wizard!a1..dIzWW2 2012/06/29(Fri)11:48 No. 427395 ID: 067a04
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>>427023
>>427030
>>427051
>>427054


"Uh, hi. Sorry for waking you. What are you?"

"What am I..? Hm. Well, I am, more or less, exactly me."

How informative. "Your face is broken."

"My face? You saw my- Oh. This. It's a hat."

"Oh. Okay. Well, anyway, I haven't got time to chat. Do you know the way out of these woods? Oh, and what's your name?"

"You're lost too, huh? I've been here for a while, now. Don't know how to get out, myself. And I don't really remember my name. It's been too long since I've used it. Maybe it'll come back to me in a bit!"

"Great. That's.. That's fabulous."

"Sorry!"

Well now what do I do?

Okay, so now you grab both of them, impenetrable shield, then fly your ass out of there as fast as possible to get away from those little pixie bitches.

Where's Janet? She said nothing.

Cheese Wizard!a1..dIzWW2 2012/07/27(Fri)22:32 No. 437033 ID: 067a04
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>Where's Janet? She said nothing.

Janet is sort of standing generally behind me. I turn to look at her, and that guy follows my gaze. He jumps up and makes his way over.

"Have we met before?"

"I really, really doubt it."

"Well then, it's time for introductions. My name is... Ucekavio! Hah! I remembered! What about you?"

"Uh.. I'm Janet. Pleased to meet you, I guess."

"Janet? That's insane!"

"...Thanks?"

Janet doesn't look like she's particularly enjoying talkin' with Ucekavio. Whatever. It's go time.

Cheese Wizard!a1..dIzWW2 2012/07/27(Fri)22:40 No. 437039 ID: 067a04
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>Okay, so now you grab both of them, impenetrable shield, then fly your ass out of there as fast as possible to get away from those little pixie bitches.

Well, I can't cast spells or grab people while bein' all impenetrable. It just doesn't work. But I've got a few tricks up my Wizard Sleeves. And by 'tricks', I mean them Wizard Powers.

"I don't mean to alarm you, but your hand is glowing."

"Don't worry. Everything is under control."

"Are you sure? That doesn't look very-"

"Relax! I know exactly what I'm doing."

I have no idea what I'm doing. All I know is that this spell is gonna go off in three...

Cheese Wizard!a1..dIzWW2 2012/07/27(Fri)22:41 No. 437041 ID: 067a04
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Two...

Cheese Wizard!a1..dIzWW2 2012/07/27(Fri)22:41 No. 437042 ID: 067a04
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One.

Cheese Wizard!a1..dIzWW2 2012/07/27(Fri)22:42 No. 437043 ID: 067a04
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"Could... could you always do that?!"

"...Definitely. RUN!"

"What are you running from?"

"I think it's time to go. Quickly, if you don't mind!"

"Seriously, what's the rush?"

"Pixies."

Cheese Wizard!a1..dIzWW2 2012/07/27(Fri)22:44 No. 437044 ID: 067a04
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"Pixies?"

Cheese Wizard!a1..dIzWW2 2012/07/27(Fri)22:44 No. 437045 ID: 067a04
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"Yes, Janet."

Cheese Wizard!a1..dIzWW2 2012/07/27(Fri)22:56 No. 437050 ID: 067a04
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"Pixies."

Oh shit that one can see us!

Shoot them with Magic.

RUN.

Throw away everything you have. Coins, artifacts, accessories, souvenirs, whatever. Any of you have a ribbon?

cast napalm.

Cheese Wizard!a1..dIzWW2 2012/08/17(Fri)00:19 No. 444148 ID: 067a04
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>Shoot them with Magic.

Normally an amazing plan and one which I follow often, but Pixies are immune to magic! This is why the damned things still exist. Well, also because there are a lot of them.

>RUN

This too is an amazing plan and one which I follow often! Let's go with this.

Cheese Wizard!a1..dIzWW2 2012/08/17(Fri)00:20 No. 444149 ID: 067a04
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Right, it's been a few miles and a few hours.

We're in the thick of the Meadows, kicking back in the abandoned tower of Arlotithe. Arlotithe was some wizard from a few generations ago who bit off more than he could chew and ended up exploded. Too bad for him, but great for us, since it's dark and the others are tired and stuff.

We haven't seen the pixies for a while, but that doesn't mean we've lost them. Since wizards don't sleep, I'll keep watch, but that still leaves us with a problem...

Cheese Wizard!a1..dIzWW2 2012/08/17(Fri)00:23 No. 444150 ID: 067a04
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I'm bored as shit. All my usual entertainment is back in my kickass tower, and I haven't been outside in years. How do normal people amuse themselves? The others are still awake, so I could talk to them, I guess. Otherwise, I got nothin'.

How 'bout you? Have any ideas?

Practice your magic, so you can get powerful enough to beat Gnoll Wizard, that dick.

Or, make a temporary clone of yourself and play a game of wizard's chess against him.

Magic yourself up some temporary shelter.

See which of you can do the most backflips. Near the window. I promise this is amusing and time killing. Or I guess you could try digging for magic relics outside. Exploded wizard towers have tons of those.

> Otherwise, I got nothin'.
Shut it, you got them Wizard Powers. Besides, you can always meddle in the affairs of mortals (i.e., scare the shit out of Janet, again). Or play Truth or Dare.

Cheese Wizard!a1..dIzWW2 2012/08/23(Thu)16:24 No. 446672 ID: 1e31a4
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>>444170
>>444374

Hmm.. Magical clone-chess? Searching for magical relics? Backflips? Seems like a plan. I'll do that. It should keep me occupied through the night, at least. Thanks.

Dreamless!a1..dIzWW2 2012/08/23(Thu)16:35 No. 446676 ID: 1e31a4
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He stood still, body at rest, mind at work. He begged himself for questions, hoping that he might be able to provide the answers.

>>446676
What are you?

what's wrong with your faaaaaace

Dreamless!a1..dIzWW2 2012/08/23(Thu)17:31 No. 446695 ID: 1e31a4
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>>446689

He knows eyes allow vision. He knows vision requires eyes. He could see, and so he knew he had eyes. He could see beyond the ability of two stationary eyes, however, and so an unending ocular flux was required. Eyes adorned his face like ripples on a pond, being a part of it and yet never in quite the same configuration.

>>446683

He didn't have all the pieces, and from the image the incomplete puzzle formed, he wasn't sure he wanted to finish it. The most he had pulled from the puzzle was a name- Ucekavio. The only one he knew. It must be his. Other things bubbled to the surface, but he popped the bubbles, unsure of whether he truly wanted to know.

Sometimes, lines of uneven parallels and eyes which stared through him and within danced across his myriad vision, but he tried to pay them little heed. It wasn't fear exactly, but a dreadful knowing which stayed his mind and held shut the most important eye of all.

>>446695
Where did you come from?

What's insane about Janet being named Janet?

So what are the haps?

Janet!a1..dIzWW2 2012/08/29(Wed)07:55 No. 449136 ID: 067a04
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>>446700

Janet doesn't think anything's particularly insane about her name! It's pretty ordinary, actually. Although this is Crazy World, so who knows?

Janet!a1..dIzWW2 2012/08/29(Wed)08:00 No. 449141 ID: 067a04
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>>448975

The haps is that someone ran around the old abandoned tower setting up magic lights. Janet thinks this would be more helpful if they weren't just about everywhere, if they came with an on/off switch, and if they weren't eye-explodingly bright.

As it is, she's finding it difficult to sleep!

Seeing as someone went off without an explanation recently, it looks like Janet is going to have to somehow put the lights out herself, or figure out some other way to get to sleep.

Any ideas?

Try using water?

>>449141
Clap your hands. Obviously they are clap-on, clap-off.

Is there any way you could cover it up? If it's not solid enough to cover with a blanket or something, maybe try moving some stuff to block out its light.

>>450031
Good idea. If worst comes to worst, she can just cover it up with her shirt.

cover YOURSELF up. specifically, your eyes... with a blindfold.

Janet!a1..dIzWW2 2012/09/24(Mon)14:52 No. 457598 ID: 067a04
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>>450031

Mission success! Janet was able to find a worn old blanket and cover the light. It has dimmed considerably! She feels victorious.

With that done,

Janet!a1..dIzWW2 2012/09/24(Mon)14:53 No. 457599 ID: 067a04
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Janet!a1..dIzWW2 2012/09/24(Mon)14:53 No. 457600 ID: 067a04
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...

Janet!a1..dIzWW2 2012/09/24(Mon)15:07 No. 457607 ID: 067a04
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~CHAPTER END~

Quest paused.