>>54835
The real question is what the magical material cutlery does.
I mean, they were dicking around with piles of magic, it probably cooks the food while you cut while seasoning it to perfection and additionally makes a perfectly serviceable set of weapons in case you get jumped while eating AND lets you deflect social attacks by responding to the talking with a fork to the eye.

>>54841
Sorry, no pictures, just stats, a backstory, and a description. They're pants made of moonsilver that the moon used to try and seduce Gaia. They're described as very tight, thin pants that call attention to your ass and genitals and increase Appearance/Beauty by 4, which is rather a lot.

Biref summary and link to the book it's in: http://wiki.white-wolf.com/exalted/index.php?title=Artifacts:Moonsilver_Pantaloons

>>54841
Also, a link to download a pdf of the Scroll of Swallowed Darkness, which is a noncanon April Fools' NSFW book. It has a picture of the Scarlet Empress receiving a spaghetti breakfast from her husband, the Ebon Dragon.

http://www.4shared.com/office/s1E85rdD/Exalted_2nd_Ed_-_ExXxalted_-_S.html


I've heard that they plan to make a canon NSFW sourcebook if the Alchemicals one sells enough copies, but that could just have been a rumor, and it could be long past even if it was legit.

>>54937
I've read that awhile back! I still can't believe they did it.

I wonder if Jukashi will ever try to sneak in cameos from other quest threads here? Like, Maolla in a background or something?

6/7 Anonymous 2012/05/20(Sun)14:27 No. 55023 ID: c811c4
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Come stage 3, the rumors of him went through. His own posse spoke of him, and the rumors got more and more elaborate he was sure. Perhaps some in his group thought ill behind his back, and merely didn't backstab him because of the CU rewards for helping him, or the likely chance that they would be slain after trying to kill the Chief, or a myriad of other issues mixed with their want of survival. He spent some time in the casino, not just to gain CU, which he gained a hundred or two of, but to talk to everyone before they threw their money away. To tell them to join him for a chance and such things. There were 40 exits, and given the half survival rates just to get to the end portal, which ended up being even worse for that stage, he says that he could hold up to 80 people without anyone having to fight within the group for an exit space. Even if there was a bit more than 80 in his party, they would have to really screw up for the chief to decide to absorb, and that's a small price to pay for what is practically a guaranteed ride through the final area.

He wasn't even positive how many he had before stage 3 started. He delegated a lot of the recruiting. The succubus, met in stage 2, proved worthwhile a few times over with her ability to convert a good deal of members.

Not everyone, of course. Mongrel, Bandit and the Recluse had no interest. Some of his absorptions led him to believe that Alison would be nothing but trouble and competition as well, but there was no point in stirring trouble in a safe zone.

7/7 Anonymous 2012/05/20(Sun)14:28 No. 55024 ID: c811c4
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Come stage 3. Level 7 absorb. 8 people in the first section, 4 people in the second. 6 people absorbed in the first section, 3 people in the second. Big lizard was the one person that he didn't absorb, being a member of his posse. Chief saved his life there, as well. The chest at the end of the second granted him access to the Range line, while he had bought the scan line from the shopkeep in stage 3. He was on the high track, and felt like nothing could go wrong despite the reasonable voices in his mind saying that he wasn't invincible. Alison was there, and his allies horribly out of place, but he was strong. He knew how much he skyrocketed in stage 2's end, and even the first areas of stage 3 were immense. How much, he wondered, he could gather at the end of stage 3 provided Alison's group couldn't best him. The answer, monumental amounts of CU if he could pull it off. His pedestal was the highest, and rising the fastest. Then the bandit. His skill line that seems as though it was made to be pitted against him. Everything flipped in two turns, and he was at the bottom, as Alison should know. Before his head stopped spinning, his own group, never given any reason by the chief to look past their own survival, turned on him.

And that is the summation.

Poor Chief. Had to go through all that because of the stupid game. Well at least he learned something.

If Chief had been true to the rumors, then he would have had a few companions who helped convince people to serve him, and then assist in slaughtering them in each level by pincering them.
THAT would have been an unstoppable Chief, even if his key companions had already been absorbed or split away.

good thing our peeps foght with us for the power of friendchips.

Wow, that took me forever to draw!

I just wish I were a bit more consistent with Grunt's size and arms. Sorry guys, I'll make more of an effort in future attempts!

Actually, I haven't really got a height chart down. I think I'll do that sometime soon, because I know for a fact, Grunt isn't that bloody huge.

I hope you look past my errors and enjoy the comic, regardless of glaring faults and inconsistencies in updates and character size.

>>361228
>>361249
And thanks for welcoming me back! I appreciate that a ton!

Enjoying the quest a lot. I sincerely hope Sergeant Grenado survives long enough to get another promotion.

Truck 2012/05/20(Sun)02:41 No. 54999 ID: 4abc95
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Hey guys, thought you all might want to know that I've been very busy trying to move back to the other side of the earth. It's quite an exhausting expedition, and I've so many things to do before I make my departure! I'll try and squeeze in a few updates when I can, but I'm doing a lot of running around and not knowing really what the ever-loving fuck I'm accomplishing lately, which is all really, really dumb.

Also Dark Souls and XCom eat up a lot of my freetime (granted, a lot less now) because I'm retarded and can't manage time. As an apology for my shitty work ethic, I offer you quest updates (which will be along shortly) and some junk I decided not to use(???) in Minion Quest, explained a bit.

The Water Construct was originally supposed to be a familiar to the cleric (due to some weird story stuff that may make sense later if I ever get the chance to explain) and dickbutt around with the currently unknown healer, but I decided that it looked fucking retarded and made another, fairly smaller one.

Armed Grenades worked something like sticky grenades in halo. You toss it at something, it grabs on for dear life until it's life comes to an end.

The Necrojester was supposed to be a thing in The Spare Parts room, but I decided that the design was really dumb and since have done absolutely nothing to recreate it. The primary purpose of The Necrojester is to be very, very distracting to the point of the protagonist's frustration.

Pelvis Thrauscht. I misspelled his name in the image, whoops. I really wanted to name him "Elvis Goatee Flyingbutts", but that would have been immensely dumb. In fact, the character was immensely dumb and probably not very fun to interact with at all, so he got the axe in the most literal of senses.

Grunt Design. Ah, yes I originally wanted to make Grunt into a no nonsense eyebrow heavy homicidal maniac of a r

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So what I'm getting here is that originally the Cleric was going to be the PC and Grunt was going to be an NPC. Is this right?

Truck 2012/05/20(Sun)21:35 No. 55040 ID: 4abc95
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>>51576

Thank you very much, Yellow! Sorry for the slowdown. I've been very busy! Don't worry though, I'm nearly always writing for it. I'm still waiting for that to pay off, aha!

>>55009

Grunt was originally a midboss before I decided that it would be dumb and stupid and scrapped it entirely. You see, there are many different ways to tell this story, depending on the eyes of the body experiencing it.

Or uh, monitor, as this case may be.

I wrote a lot for the story and characters of Minion Quest. So much so, that I could tell the entire story through any of the NPCs, though their telling would be significantly more distorted than through the eyes (I mean monitor) of Grunt, and they probably wouldn't play along nearly as nicely. I grew to like Grunt after a while, and before I knew it, bam! The roles reversed. Don't worry though, you have the option not to hurt her (and better yet, a chance or two to recruit her!), should you so chose.

Though, every mage (full, complete, learned mage) has a familiar that relates to them in their field of magic, due to the world's (aha, this sounds like such a cop-out, but it's gonna sound better explained in the story itself later down the road, as opposed to right here) strange, magical properties. That one armed mage? Has a personal construct. The Necromancer? Many, maaaany summons, but only one construct. They're linked, so if the mage's mortal coil is cut, the construct will still exist, but there's a high chance it will go batshit insane. If the construct expires, the mage loses their ability to use magic. Usually forev

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>>54988
The secret might be is that the entire suit is full of water, and technically she's skinny dipping in her own private portable suit-pool.

Because I don't see that as helping her float or move around in water enough to enjoy it, or a pool big enough besides a lake or ocean to take it.

When I first stumbled across How to Be An Overlord, I was listening to Queen.

Since thread one It's been planted in my head that the Overlord sounds like Freddie Mercury.

It is far more hilarious than it has any right being. Also incredibly disturbing in some cases.

>>55013

While I applaud your taste in music, I cannot even begin to fathom how Freddie would sound as an..Lawful Evil at best, Overlord.

It just seems far too silly.

>>55014
>too silly
blasphemy!

>>55013

The Overlord is nowhere near as charismatic as Freddie.

Then again that's true for most Gods as well.

Now, I'm not here to choose the new card that we're gonna be using as there's been much debate about it. I'm here to try to guess our new "black" best friend's magic spells.

And I'm guessing from M10,11,12 that Nicole gonna be using undead creatures, more specifically vampires, zombies and probably Black Knight. What two blocks she gets I won't guess, just no point in it.

>>364469
Nicole probably got our starter deck list choice options as well, five from Mercadian Masques and Invasion as well as 2010-2012. Possibly also the extra pick from 2010-2012.

Seeing as there's not been any real consensus, I'm shelving the pick until you get another card choice, or earlier if you all agree on something.

I also apologize again for leaving you all hanging as long as I did. Real life happens, unfortunately, and when it does I have to deal with it before dealing with imaginary magical girls. I hope you all understand.
>>54690
Because I'm a vindictive bastard, I'll tell you: Nicole is still sitting at "level 1", so she hasn't got a bonus pick yet. Her starting sets are the 3 core sets, plus kamigawa and ravnica blocks (a somewhat modern analog to your options - a generally weak block that had a few good cards but little that was extraordinary, followed by a very well-received multicolor block that sold like crazy.)

>>55026
>Seeing as there's not been any real consensus
There was fairly real consensus that by nuking the effectiveness of tutors, library manipulation, and card draw, a huge chunk of blue's cards are reduced to crap and more crap. There was general consensus that nuking has indeed occurred. Also that no other color can reasonably expect to beat an intelligent red player in this system. Just sayin'.

On what card to choose, I feel reasonably confident saying that either "hold the pick until we can choose from a set that isn't mostly crap" or Phantasmal Image were our unhappy mediums.

I don't know about consensus about the format being busted: I was doing most of the talking and not many people were saying much about it.

>>54814
Is it "Ged well soon" or "well wishes" in english? Well, whichever is appropriate.

>>54827
Get. It's Get well soon.
>>54814
i'm an anon!!! i'm an ANOOOON! suck my diiiiick!! I'M AN ANOOON!!

>>54776
>From the tone of the post it looks like you're fishing for ways to create Divine Servitors. Sake would probably know more about that than Davgon but I bet both have ideas.

I don't think I am. What I want is a little more than a divine servitor as far as I understand. Christian equivalent of a divine servitor is an angel, while what I aim for is more in the league of the holy spirit. An avatar without flesh would be another approximation.

I am pretty sure a divine servitor doesn't get to keep any parts of its divine creator's soul. I suspect they are made in a process similar to crystallization. The creator takes a soulless piece and oversaturates it with his power. For example by running his power through it and letting spillage accumulate. Once the piece is close to bursting from unorganized power, structure is imposed/offered and the entire piece falls into the new organization to relieve the pressure. Perhaps by a touching with soul to leave something like fingerprints to serve as seeds, perhaps by a binding.

>>54814
Let me add to the well wishes with another, Get well soon.

>>54814
get well soon and best wishes

Testing a thing

>>360757
And now you never will.

>>360758
You TEASE.

>>360757
I bet its pink with a poster of her boyfriend. ^.V.^

Ow, it finished :<

...a month and a half ago...

>>50952

>Slissa Quest

Will include characters from hugs?

>>54984
None of the Hugs characters are showing up directly... unless I decide to cameo Lyskir which i will not deny is a good possibility.

Fish is kind of the more serious quest Hugs was an unknowing testbed for. Slissa Quest itself will probably wait for Fish to complete before starting, since it's meant to be a high production major quest and I don't want to spend 8 hours a day having to draw both.

But I'm still leading up to SQ in ways that will be more obvious soon.

Naw, this is just his regular update schedule. Rapid-fire bursts of updates for 3 or so days before switching to another project. It'll probably come back in a few months.

Hi!
I made a little pause... but here is ch4^^
please comment if you like it!
Deviantart is free and fun!^^
http://dediggefedde.deviantart.com/art/Divequest-flash-chapter-4-293347283

And it's back!

Am I the only one wondering where they got the karaoke demon?

>>54985
they rented it at the bar.

>>364594
One edition ago, Complete Psionics was the one that introduced psions actually summoning instead of creating constructs. It was frequently considered the worst official sourcebook for that entire edition in terms of quality and consistency with existing material.

>You stop and take the mug cautiously. "You serious? There's an app. for that?"

>>54864
Somewhere, someone has just started working on a D&D clone that features apple products instead of magic.

It occurs to me that victor can impersonate the bard for various profits.

Large eating excursion + fan the flames of the rebellion (implicate the mother?) + tragic death of Mr asshole rebellion leader...

Of course, the risks are pretty big if we are identified... I wonder if magic can do that.

>>54916
Probably. We seem to be eating souls, and there may well be a way to track those.
Also, rampaging might become addictive, which would be problematic.

hhhmmm a password you say, who has a password?

>>364354
Trout's usually on #tgchan on the Rizon network. He's not on right this minute, though.

>>364354
Um, yeah, if you're still here, I'm on #tgchan, but not on #rubyquest (though I probably should start lurking there at the least). I'm open to anything you might want to ask/tell me.

There's also the "ask the author" thread in /questdis/, but that might be the whole "meaningless contact" you want to avoid.

Thank you!

>>50872
so i guess that would make nan a........
scapegoat

worm

Avari, there's been enough bugs so far

Going with Avari

suffocating dogs

>Variacosa: ???
>>364441
>Variacosa are... well, maybe I shouldn't spoil it for you. You'll find out. ;)

But Samuel, I already have!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhVi4Z6CjZk&hd=1

Anon44!3UzRml1aAA 2012/05/12(Sat)12:12 No. 54519 ID: 1f8505
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Another reference sheet.

>>364319

is there a naked ref. sheet for him too? ;)

>>364472

...yes.

>>364496
well now you have to show us

>>364524

Nope.

>>362282
i regret nothing

>>362282

this is tgchan. if anything, they've been planning this all along.

>>362282

You are a genius.

Slinkoboy 2012/05/12(Sat)21:48 No. 54565 ID: d6ae01
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Ashela (from Venji) sitting pretty, by request. Boring plot stuff in the spoiler.

Venji's plot was hurt near the end, but I think the biggest casualty was Ashela's character.

I tend to start characters as "gimmicks" and flesh them out as the quest goes, and Ashela's "gimmick" was "near-blindness makes her very touchy-feely. It was meant to be ambiguous if she was attracted to Venji or if they were just BFFs and she's like that.

I was told to come up with a backstory for Ashela in the middle of thread 3 because I was told she was too much of a blank slate. The result was a character that 180'd because I had to write her to fit the new story, rather than letting her grow from her starting gimmick.

Fleshing out a character is never a bad idea, but it's something that should be done before they're introduced-- not after they've already established themselves as something else. In hindsight, I would have been better off keeping her cheerful... certainly would have fit a parody quest better than all the abloo bloo bloo.

This is one thing Tezakia actually did better. Kinasa is similar to Ashela's original concept, and while Kinasa has a really sad backstory, it isn't brought up or focused on-- it just makes her who she is.

This is a lesson I will try to take to heart for Slissa.

>>362282
This is great. You are great for thinking of and/or applying this idea.

>>364457
I think she's tried all of the drugs. But the question is if she's had a prescription for her issues, provided by a responsible and well informed doctor. And stuck to it.

>>364458
If a doctor was responsible and informed wouldn't he know she was a supervillain and bring in heroes ?

Anonymous 2012/05/14(Mon)00:01 No. 54662 ID: 5c94e7
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Guys
Baron OBSIDIAN
You know what must be done.

>>364462
uhhhh. yeah that is kinda what he does when he makes longer range portals.

>>364462
Our portals where ever we want though, rather than hell. And presumably they have fire instead of purple. See my boss-as-fuck depiction way up here:
>>348673

DID YOU DIE. SOME ONE FIND IF REAVER DIED.

I'm also wondering if he's well. brofist is down, we can do nothing but wait for some news.

reavz is still alive, he has his own channel you know

Maybe some day... Reaver will love us enough.

>>364372
Actually, I didn't.