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22942 No. 22942 ID: 0b2a05
<Theta][Sigma> now I have mental images of a dick chart for all the different quest character species.

Throughout history, man has engaged in the contest of "whose is bigger." The words "I'll show you mine if you'll show me yours" have visited their share of backyards. Today, we bring you that same experience, quest-style: The Definitive /Quest/ Character Penis Chart.

Now, technically, "penis" is a limited definition, so you can use "intromittent organ" if you want to. Claspers, gonopodia, hemipenes, aedeagi, etc. are equally welcome.

With all the variety present here, it seems to me like a fascinating endeavour for science... And of course we can finally figure out whose is biggest.

In this thread you can and should request for authors to contribute characters.
You can also ask for info about why any of the chart entries are thusly shaped, or other relevant things.
Authors don't need to consult with anyone to add on; just draw the thing on the chart with the name and species/race of the character. That's it! Do try to keep to the general style of a black outline with colourless shading. Otherwise, draw it as if it were an image in your quest!

Known entrants: Anciu, Baod*, Eustice, Everett*, Glukmil*, Jehral, Narus, Ram, Ruzke*, Sekani**, Sul, Tiak, Epsilon*
Completed: Anciu, Baod*, Narus, Ram, Ruzke*, Tiak

*Drawn with permission from quest author, by someone else.
**Permission granted but no designated artist. If you want to draw an entry for one of these, please contact the person who owns the character, to make sure you do it right. If you don't mind submitting one of your characters into this category, say so in this thread!
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No. 22943 ID: 0b2a05
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22943
Here is the chart so far. 10 pixels = 1 inch.
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No. 22965 ID: fa5286
Where's Mudy? I think he would have a big one.
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No. 22967 ID: d560d6
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22967
There's someone missing from that lineup.
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No. 22969 ID: f57857
You guys are fucked up...
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No. 22971 ID: 85a9f1
>>332769

Welcome to /tgchan/. Its funny until it becomes unironic. Then the hide button becomes your friend.
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No. 22972 ID: 79927b
>>332771
>implying that it was ever ironic
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No. 22973 ID: a594b9
>>332769
It's just a chart. I mean, have you seen the fanart thread? There's been tons of porn of quest characters, yet a clinical chart of male genitalia is fucked up?
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No. 22975 ID: abb30a
According to Slinkoboy, Sekani's is shaped like in >>332381 , and just under 6 inches long. Since it's the lymphy avian variety, you can either ignore the left side or have a little piece there on the top or bottom (depending on where it connects).

Have at it. :v
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No. 22977 ID: 70d9eb
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22977
when the pimp's in the crib
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No. 22978 ID: d560d6
>>332777
>ribbed for her pleasure
What is this, FurAffinity?
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No. 22979 ID: 70d9eb
>>332778
I don't know I think we need bluewine to expand upon the details for Reshishi dicks.
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No. 22983 ID: 1963d1
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22983
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No. 22985 ID: 67c611
Finally.
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No. 22989 ID: e0ba65
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22989
>itt
People realize that they are on a furry porn board.
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No. 22990 ID: 754124
>>332783
FUCK STOPPING!

STEP ON THE GAS, AND STRAIGHT ON THROUGH 'TIL MORNING!
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No. 22994 ID: 9b6c31
I don't think naked woman-chart and dick-chart are not that comparable.

Also, ewwww dicks.
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No. 22995 ID: e0ba65
>>332792
>Some dicksdicksdicks scribbles is the same as rather tasteful and technically well done pictures of naked women.
This is what faggots really believe.
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No. 22996 ID: 5705c9
Needs more dicks.
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No. 22999 ID: abb30a
>>332796
I nominate Lucid to add Demesi and/or Tav!
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No. 23001 ID: 5705c9
>>332799
I am curious to see who has the bigger dick out of those two.
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No. 23002 ID: 112399
i am apathetic and edgy towards this topic.
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No. 23003 ID: 754124
>>332795
These dicks are drawn quite well. Furthermore, a chart of naked girls is not what I'd consider the most tasteful. Certainly not more so than a chart of dicks.
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No. 23004 ID: 0b2a05
Guys. Really. It's just penises. Either hide the thread or don't, half the board is perverts, the other half is prudes.
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No. 23006 ID: a594b9
>>332795
What exactly is the difference here? You're being very vague about what's wrong about this.

Is it the art quality? The fact that the dicks aren't attached to anything? What?
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No. 23007 ID: f4963f
>>332795
Very good point.

Clearly, the only option is to commission the good Cap'n to draw male versions of all /quest/ species.

So either crack out your wallet or deal with the thread, pussy.
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No. 23008 ID: 8c0848
>>332806
I think they want a chart of each character standing in profile with a raging erection and by they, I mean LawyerDog, Fredrick and Numbers.
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No. 23009 ID: 81343b
There's a disturbing lack of sergal penis on the chart
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No. 23010 ID: 70d9eb
>>332808
Gnoll if that's what you want you can just come out and say it you know. There's no need to be embarrassed and try to say it's what others want.
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No. 23011 ID: 5705c9
>>332808
needs more erect penises
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No. 23012 ID: a594b9
>>332811
I think those are all erect, actually...
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No. 23016 ID: d560d6
>>332809
Goshen, that's your cue.

No, Lyan, not yo---dear Gods man, did it take you and Sal two kiloseconds to disentangle from each-other?
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No. 23020 ID: 82061c
I would contribute but I don't really have much in the way of male characters established quite yet. Also I am not set yet on what I'm going to do about male scellor genetalia! Should I make them a different shape? Set standards on length and width? not all cocks are the same
what's the differance

the selection has too many

PRICES and PHAULLUS
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No. 23021 ID: 97cb33
>>332820
well, i think scellor as a whole would be pretty similar with variations between the different types small so as to work with any type of female. but other things can be whatever.
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No. 23024 ID: 754124
>>332820
They get a different cock for each caste. that way you get to draw lots of cocks. The diplomat's cock should be big, but not too big, and ribbed. The warrior's cock should be barbed.
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No. 23025 ID: 82061c
>>332821

Weerl, not to sound like I put too much thought into this, but I am wondering about the whole half-plant/fungus thing. Originally I figured it was just the mother who passed on that part of the biology, like how we get mitochondria, but I don't think it would really be viable for such a pervasive aspect of their physiology.

So, if reproduction was simultaneously both plant and animal, then both genders would need a little extra. Maybe a little ridge or ring of nubs along the penis to introduce pollen or spores or whatever, probably in at least a semi-liquid form for comfort. Self-lubricating penis? Strange idea. That, then, would probably require a specially textured matching surface on the inner walls of the vagina to accept them.
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No. 23026 ID: 97cb33
well the mother would obviously manufacture the ovum, the father's fungal materiel would create the internal parts that are fungal.
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No. 23028 ID: 754124
>>332825
Wait... I didn't even know there was a plant component. Are the plant, animal, and fungus components of their physiology all biologically discrete? Because if not, they don't need more than one set of reproductive bits. But I dunno, maybe I don't get it.

>not to sound like I put too much thought into this
It's tgchan, it's full of people from /tg/. We're used to this sort of thing, and embrace it.
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No. 23030 ID: 97cb33
>>332828
nono, he said plant/fungus because they have properties of both. those trees with the eggs on them are what that part looks like alone. the egg things are ovum which unless they come out that size (ouch) get stuck to the tree and grow over several years. if a scellor dies on soil then the fungal part eats the body and grows into a new tree. unless the scellor that died had an ovem waiting to be laid when this happens then it needs to be found by other scellor before it starts producing anything.

so the female would lay an ovum at like... a fist sized pod. which is then placed on the tree. the tree then acts as the placenta, feeding the child until it is big enough to be born. the female and male obviously combine the animal parts together.

now with that sorted out i think taht the father doesn't contribute fungal part directly but what happens is the fungal parts in the ovum fuses with the tree. fertilizing the fungal section of the child and letting it row properly.
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No. 23062 ID: a41aaf
So, they would essentially have 3 sexes (male, female, and fungal)? Sounds a bit like the alien race in The Gods Themselves (Asimov).
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No. 23064 ID: 754124
>>332830
>>332862
So basically, there three sexes are Male, Female, and Dead.
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No. 23070 ID: 98e08d
Keeping in mind that the setting runs on science fiction of about the same hardness as Star Wars, the kel (that being the name for this plant/fungus lifeform in its distinct form) exists in a scellor's body (its second life stage) in two forms. First, in a large system that is in place of the lymphatic system that humans have, with further outgrowths connecting it through the centers of the nervous system and brain and, in particular, the orel and the tail, with strong connections all the way down the spine. This is part of the powerful scellor immune system, as the animal and kel aspects of their biology each eliminate infections in the other. It also spreads the psychic emanations of the undermind throughout the body and acts as a secondary, psychic nervous system, allowing the scellor greater perception and control of psychic powers; in case of disturbance in the normal nervous system, it can even be used as a backup, though reaction time is slow. This can be thought of as the "roots" of the kel in the scellor body.

The second aspect is the kel "spores", which exist in every animal cell in place of mitochondria, performing the same service (though not with quite the same efficiency, which contributes to the high dietary requirements of the scellor). In addition to this function, these spores can be psychically influenced to manipulate macro- and micro-biology, facilitating the art of psychometabolism.

Kel is dependent on trace amounts of psykonium, and in absence of enough will start to grow in search of more. The animal half of the scellor, aided by their own psychic power, can keep this in check to a degree; at the age of about twenty, this begins to become harder to keep balanced and the scellor must depend on a higher intake of psykonium and a greater application of psychic power to keep the kel in check. Thus, a scellor who has greater psychic power and more regular access to psykonium can live longer. Those who do not have these face slow paralysis and eventual death. Upon death, both the "roots" and "spores" of the kel will grow into each other and mature into the kel's third life-stage, in which it takes root, consumes the flesh and grows into a tree.

I imagine the reproductive aspect of the kel could be considered a third aspect of the whole system. As I'm imagining it now, the fertilized egg implants itself into the lining of the uterus and releases hormones that attract the kel, which - either from the mother's body alone or in the first stage of a new organism that is also a mixture of father and mother - begins to grow around the zygote. As it matures into a fetus, the kel grows and hardens into a shell or seed around it, developing a yolk-like store of nutrients from the mother, from whom it gradually takes over the nutrition of the child. At this stage, after about a month of development, the fetus becomes dormant and the entire package, referred to as an ovum, is laid (usually). The ovum can keep the fetus safe and alive in its state of hibernation for a very long time before eventual implantation into a mother tree - a kel tree developed through use of psychometabolism for the job. With nutrients from the tree, the ovum can begin to grow and the infant to develop, over a matter of more than a year, through which the ovum itself extends the kel systems throughout the developing body. The "umbilical cord" extends through the tail, with the gland at the tail tip being the last development before the ovum hatches.

Now, a scellor female does have the option of "holding in" an ovum, and if she does so for more than about two months the ovum will reattach itself and its hard shell be reabsorbed, and the mother's vestigial placental functions will take over. A child can be brought to term in this way, but severe medical complications are certain.

...

why the fuck am i typing all this in the penis thread
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No. 23071 ID: d560d6
>>332870
>why the fuck am i typing all this
That is a good question. :V
>in the penis thread
Well, it's sort-of topical.
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No. 23074 ID: 5705c9
too much discussion. where are the dicks at? :(
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No. 23133 ID: ad7ce3
Seriously, all this hubbub and no one's posted anything? I really doubt the intention here is to have something crazy-detailed and such, given what's in the OP.
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No. 23137 ID: 6547ec
Don't look at me!

....

STOP LOOKING AT ME
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No. 23140 ID: dad664
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23140
BECAUSE APPARENTLY -I- HAVE TO POST IT IN HERE.

Bleh.
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No. 23141 ID: abb30a
>>332940
I'll add a little "x2" next to it in the final version :v
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No. 23142 ID: dad664
>>332941
Pfff, that's only for special occasions.
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No. 23143 ID: 8bdb6a
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23143
>>332816
If someone's going to mention the guy by name, out of the blue, a year since the quest was last updated, who am I to argue?
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No. 23145 ID: 8bdb6a
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23145
There's no room on the sides of the chart so he'll just have to stand in front of less important characters.
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No. 23147 ID: d560d6
>>332945
>less important characters
>is a NORTHERN SERGAL
Easiest layout decision ever?
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No. 23148 ID: ad7ce3
>>332943
>>332945
As wonderful as this is, isn't he supposed to wind up on the chart in >>332940 somehow?
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No. 23149 ID: d560d6
>>332948
The lineup is character comedy.
The other one has one, deadpan punchline, and that joke's now been made.
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No. 23150 ID: 6547ec
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23150
Okay fine
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No. 23151 ID: 649123
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23151
I didn't want to notice this.
But I noticed this.
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No. 23187 ID: 8c0848
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23187
inb4 this becomes a contest to see who has the character with the biggest dick.

inb4 Lucid posts Ga'nneda.

But in the meanwhile... I AM THE WINNER!
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No. 23188 ID: 8bdb6a
Who didn't see that coming?
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No. 23189 ID: 70d9eb
>>332987
But what if Goshen is a grower and Thodren is a shower!
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No. 23190 ID: d560d6
>>332988
I don't think anyone's seen it coming yet.

What?
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No. 23191 ID: f5e6a3
>>332987

Inconclusive. It actually looks more or less the same size as Goshen, actually.



That's what >>332940 is for.
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No. 23192 ID: f4963f
>>332987
I like where this is going.
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No. 23196 ID: 8c0848
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23196
Hurr... Dicks
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No. 23197 ID: 70d9eb
>>332996
Oh god how can you fit that 16 inch behemoth into anything.
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No. 23198 ID: f4963f
>>332997
A good running start.
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No. 23199 ID: abb30a
>>332998
I think that move is called the "Large Hardon Collider."
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No. 23209 ID: f1df52
>>332997

Well, by finding/bedding a behemoth?
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No. 23210 ID: 754124
>>332997
Presumably, female minotaurs have appropriately proportioned vaginas.
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No. 23214 ID: 8c0848
>>333010
That is usually how it works, I think.
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No. 23216 ID: 8bdb6a
CANON: The minotaur uterus is between their lungs
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No. 23222 ID: 8c0848
>>333016
The average human female is about five and a half feet tall and can take 12 inches maximum? I think a seven and a half foot minotaur female would be able to take even more, which puts it well within the realm of possibility. YOU'RE JUST SILLY.
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No. 23223 ID: 969e74
>>333022

The average size of a human females vagina is 5-6 inches deep...

That would never, ever be a comfortable 12 inches.
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No. 23225 ID: 8c0848
>>333023
I didn't say comfortable. I said maximum tolerance.
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No. 23226 ID: ea2a3c
Hey, hey listen.

Bulls horses deer etc are ungulates. They have evolved big muscles for galloping, which give them big asses. Most of the penis's length is just to reach around 'dat ass, and doesn't actually go in. Also they only last a few seconds before finishing.

Now, you want crazy amounts of penetration, try a mallard duck. That's crazy amounts of penetration.
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No. 23228 ID: 754124
>>333016
This is why pregnant minotaurs have so much difficulty breathing. And why they have shattered ribcages.
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No. 23242 ID: f1df52
Male tozols do not have a penis. The female just rips off the testicles and eats them.
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No. 25408 ID: 10c20a
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25408
>>332799
just saging because I'm not really sure if this warrants a bump
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No. 41637 ID: 13b599
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41637
>>335208
It was more momentous than this! Demesi is a big name here.
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No. 48778 ID: a83682
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48778
Some benefactors (anonymous for now) contributed new doodads. Only 4/14 are missing now!
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