Roll for initiative!

How derp are you?

Derp of Herp 2011/12/10(Sat)19:41 No. 371237 ID: e75391
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>>371236
How derp am I? I'm so derp that I once derped with a herp.

What's the inventory look like?

Derp of Herp 2011/12/10(Sat)19:46 No. 371239 ID: e75391
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>>371238
You have a gun with no ammo, a banana, a spatula, and a key with some kind of symbol on it.

What are the numbers for?

>>371239
Stick the banana in your ear.

>>371241
The numbers are boxes, each with their own individual number.

Derp of Herp 2011/12/10(Sat)19:54 No. 371246 ID: e75391
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>>371243
lolk

So open the boxes.

Derp of Herp 2011/12/10(Sat)19:58 No. 371249 ID: e75391
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>>371248
Opening box number 1

Derp of Herp 2011/12/10(Sat)20:00 No. 371250 ID: e75391
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>>371249
Inside you find a baby monkey!

>>371233
Cram the monkey into the gun. Use his simian shapeshifting powers to use him as ammunition for the gun.

Derp of Herp 2011/12/10(Sat)20:10 No. 371254 ID: e75391
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>>371253
Done.

Derp of Herp 2011/12/10(Sat)20:12 No. 371255 ID: e75391
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A new layout of the inventory

Box #2?

Derp of Herp 2011/12/10(Sat)20:15 No. 371257 ID: e75391
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>>371256
Opening box #2...

Derp of Herp 2011/12/10(Sat)20:18 No. 371258 ID: e75391
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>>371257
Porkchops!!!

Eat porkchops.

Derp of Herp 2011/12/10(Sat)20:22 No. 371260 ID: e75391
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>>371259
You eat one of the pork chops and feel full.

BOX THREE, BITCH OPEN THAT SHIT.

Derp of Herp 2011/12/10(Sat)20:25 No. 371262 ID: e75391
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>>371261
lolk

Derp of Herp 2011/12/10(Sat)20:27 No. 371264 ID: e75391
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>>371262
Inside you find...stairs? O_o

Take some of the stairs. We may need them later.

>>371265
These stairs cannot be be takin, they are connected to the ground.

Take the stairs by descending them.

Derp of Herp 2011/12/10(Sat)20:44 No. 371273 ID: e75391
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>>371270
You go down the stairs and come to a dark room.

Check next to the door for a switch

>>371273
Fumble around for a lightswitch.

Derp of Herp 2011/12/10(Sat)20:50 No. 371277 ID: e75391
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>>371274
>>371275
You finds a light switch, which reveals a cheese wheel and a lockbox on a podium.

take cheese
unlock box

use key on lockbox

Derp of Herp 2011/12/10(Sat)21:03 No. 371282 ID: e75391
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>>371279
>>371280
You take the cheese, memorized by it's size. and deliciousness.

Derp of Herp 2011/12/10(Sat)21:03 No. 371283 ID: e75391
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>>371280
>>371279
and then you go open the lockbox lawl.

>>371273

Wait, wait, wait. Why don't we have a shadow?

Derp of Herp 2011/12/10(Sat)21:07 No. 371285 ID: e75391
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>>371280
>>371279
You find a crudely drawn baby crocodile! And he looks hungry.

Derp of Herp 2011/12/10(Sat)21:08 No. 371287 ID: e75391
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>>371284
Because derp that's why.

feed that fucker some chops

>>371233

Eat da cheese.

Derp of Herp 2011/12/10(Sat)21:20 No. 371296 ID: e75391
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>>371291
He feeds the baby croc a pork chop.

Derp of Herp 2011/12/10(Sat)21:24 No. 371297 ID: e75391
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>>371296
The croc reacts to the porkchop and turns into the CROCROCKLAUNCHER!!!

Derp of Herp 2011/12/10(Sat)21:30 No. 371300 ID: e75391
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>>371292
Gladly he begins to eat the cheese.

Derp of Herp 2011/12/10(Sat)21:33 No. 371303 ID: e75391
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>>371300
You have acquired the cheese helmet!

go back upstairs i guess if there's nothing left

Derp of Herp 2011/12/10(Sat)23:46 No. 371327 ID: e75391
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>>371305
You seem confused, the way back up reveals a new door, and the 1st and 2nd boxes missing...

That door will feel my lacy, lavender scented wrath as we walk through it. GO THROUGH THAT FUCKING DOOR.

>>371233

WAIT. Do a spot check first and search the immediate area. Keep the gun ready. Someone or something took boxes one and two, and he/she/it may not be friendly. He/she/it may still be around.

Haha, this is funny. Use your powers of DERP to frighten off wouldbe assailants!