Eat cat and consequences.

Get two meals then, I guess.

Also, look inside your backpack to see if there was anything else in it.

hug cat, read consequences.

>>405074

Rude. You're supposed to volunteer for the floor spot not tell him he has to do it.

See if there anywhere that competes with the inn for food. Maybe there are any food stalls or such. If you're feeling particularly attractive then maybe you can get some guy to buy you dinner.

Does our Chamberlain know anything about the territories surrounding our kingdom? Since we apparently don't (aside from our immediate borders), we probably want to ask him about that.
After all, if the medium-bugs are made from living humans, the bugs have to be getting those humans from somewhere, and it would be useful to see if the neighboring kingdom is the only option for that. (They could be shipping them in from overseas, but that would be difficult to manage sneakily.)

Oh shit, what if they flew out from the witch's place? Put an alert out to track the skies as well as the ground. We cannot afford to be caught with our pants down if the enemy has access to air forces.

Can our serpentine friend find any other animal pals in the surrounding area to question?

Bump

>>391436
Man, this quest is great, but we sort of have to wait for the author to return. Bumping it won't do us any good.

Accidently hit A one too many times and have the owl re-tell you the entire thing.

scratch it behind the head, it will lift up to get more scratches.

>>384234
Loot helmets! Because they're just lying there. You can't leave them unlooted.

And then uh, wake up Darryl. Let's see, looking at our inventory... Oh! Let's use the first items we got, almost two and a half years agoearlier today! Use HAMMER on POT. That should make a loud enough noise to wake him, right?

>>384234
Poke it's butt with a stick.

Eeeee! Sue Quest!

Do we have food or something? That might wake him up.

use LITTLE GIRL POWERS to scream WAKE UP! into the dragons ear!

Punch her in the snout to establish dominance.

>>376473
>>376335
>>376330
any of these are acceptable so long as they are actualy done. sorry to bother, but a bump dont do much if you dont make any posts, OP.

Act all shy.

Bitches love that shit.

Be classy, order her a drink and let her bring up the matter of the potential favor.

She's probably a whore. Fuck her ROUGHLY.

>>363232
yes

Have a heart attack while walking out *through* the door. Be too angry for either the door or heart attack to stop you.

Literally explode with rage, showering everyone with gore and intestines. That'll show them.

>>363231
Verily.

>>363191
Soul versus soul!
Grab that old lady by the shoulders, and stare into her eyes such rage that she becomes another you!
RAGE CLONE

"Hiiiii.", the giant sloth said, "Iiiii'm the deeemooon of sloooth. Iiiii liiiveee aaacroooss theee haaall aaat theee Maaatreeess Deeepooot. Caaan sooomeeebooodyyy geeet meee aaa saaandwiiich?" His eyes flash for a moment and the lawyer next to him snarls and grudgingly passes him the sandwich sitting within arm's reach of the sloth. "Do that again and I'll sue you, sloth." He looks at the rest of the demons. "I'm the demon of sleaze. My name, likeness, and self are all registered copyrights of myself under paradimensional copyright law paragraph thirteen. Don't try anything or I'll sue you for everything you've got, up to and including your soul."

>>354913
This. Also:

"While we're having this wonderful discussion, I should, as per paragraph 4 of section 29 of the recently accepted introduction procedures, state that my current address of residence is the Interplanar Bureau of Affairs, building 19, penthouse suite. No solicitors."

Typo !TEEDashxDA 2012/01/01(Sun)07:44 No. 376767 ID: c891d3
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Sure enough, the giant sloth on Scalene's right was, in fact, the Demon of Sloth.

"Hi," he droned in a low, gratingly slow voice. "I'm the Demon of Sloth." He paused to yawn very deliberately. "I live across the hall at the Mattress Depot. Can somebody get me a sandwich?"

No one responds. The sloth lolls his head back and forth, looking around the table, before settling on the demon to his right. The sloth's eyes flash, and the man grudgingly passes the nearest sandwich over.

This demon, having the physical appearance of an extremely annoyed lawyer, was the next to speak. "I am the Demon of Sleaze. My name, likeness, and self have all been registered to myself under paradimensional copyright law, paragraph thirteen. As per paragraph 4 of section 29 of the recently accepted introduction procedures, I should state that my current address of residence is the Interplanar Bureau of Affairs, building 19, penthouse suite. No solicitors. Don't try anything funny, or I'll sue you for everything you've got. Including your soul."

He turned his glare to the sloth. "And that goes double for you. Don't do that again."

Sorry for the delay! Our next pair of demons are the Demon of Grievous Bodily Harm, a humanoid creature made entirely of broken glass, and the Demon of Things Not Working Properly Even When You've Given Them A Good Thumping, a giant centipede capable of controlling machinery with a penchant for pranks. And one of them should probably introduce the Demon of Really Cool People, the rock placed on the table between them.

>>376767

To begin, Scalene played bad music and taught the demon of sloth to jazzercise.

>>376767
The Demon of Grievous Bodily Harm slowly walked over to Scalene and said "Hi" in a voice that sounded like grinding glass. He then offered his hand. Scalene just gave him a pointed look, and the Demon of Sleaze chuckled before saying "Seriously Grieves, does that ever work?".

Sir Arture

HP : 14 (AC : 5 - Hardened Leather Armor)
Spells : None
Weapon : The Cauterizer (Short Sword - 5 dmg)

Stormaggedon

HP : 10 (AC : 8 - Chainmail)
Spells : None
Weapon : None

Okay sure let's go to the troll.

Let's go trolling! I love trolling. And terrible jokes, apparently.

Suggestion 2012/02/17(Fri)11:18 No. 387355 ID: ff0733
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I made another pass through the cave, hunger and large hordes of undead kept me from going too far. Here's what I have so far.

okay, you will want to surface during the day and find a cow or pig and kill it for meat to cook.

You need to FARM.

Get some seeds from the grass, find some water, dig a trench, till the soil around it, then plant the seeds. Eventually you'll get grain, and with that comes bread!

I think we should wander around a bit more on the surface though. Maybe we can find something interesting!

>>387355

Now that you've got yourself in a stable situation, with some nice protection and supplies, it's time to go exploring!

>>387363
You can also do this underground if you use enough torches. Also, you can grind up bones to produce bonemeal, which lets you quickly grow enough wheat for bread in an emergency like this one.

If all else fails, just eat that nasty-looking meat to hold you over while you look for an animal to kill.

Landing first. Don't forget to inspect the crates after you've put down though.

>>385662
My my, so confident that this twelve button keypad only needs the two buttons. Without any effort at checking your work, maybe the code is 1398892133?

>>387071
he said "binary"

Binary means composed of two pieces or two parts
>"binary" - first, escape this room. Second, try to land the plane safely
That being said, it can't hurt to try to punch in that code.

Yes, he said binary. But giving a clue is not the same as telling us the format of the solution. Just trying to keep minds open. The ten digit number I listed is the decimal equivalent of that 32 bit key.

Warner Grey!a1..dIzWW2 2012/02/12(Sun)04:09 No. 386015 ID: 502b88
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And then she was gone.

>>386015
Go on in. Greet your pets. Surely they're excited to see you.

Your tie. Take off your tie.

You should relax. Get a cup of tea, a blanket, a book, and a comfy chair. Obviously you've gone through some stress lately, so some relaxation would do you good.

>>386015
Pretend that you're actually in a 1980's music video, and do your daily afternoon routine while dancing.

>>385333

U GOT A PURDY MOUTH

Why hellooooooooooooooo there~ so you dealt with Madam Starshroi hmmmm~? We happen to know her rather well. In fact we know many, MANY stories. Perhaps you would like to hear them in vivid detail? For instance, there was the time...
[ramble about various inane quests]
...then the halfing mixed the goblin ale with the elven pudding, drank it and...
[ramble about more inane quests]
..I then made the dwarf tie the ever burning torches in his beard, smash the decapitated bear head through the wooden door and scream bloody murder at the bandits. Three of them soiled themselves profusely.
[Oh god, why won't I shut up?]
And that is how through various shenanigans and a rubber hose a elven wizard spent the rest of eternity falling down stairs.

>>385333
Damn it, told her to use some violence on you. Hey, what's your stance on taking over the world and ending life as we know it?

[Become burning hot]
[Overload holders head with maximum pitch/volume cacophonic noise and screams]

>>384956

>>385059
Run faster, and through obstacles that you can parkour through that will slow her down.

Consider leaving a drop or two to distract her.

Fences! There have to be fences to climb somewhere! You can climb fences with a heavy pot, right?

why the heck are we running, she obviusly is crying and want's you to stop running. Now stop running and let her catch up to eat you. We are just being jerks by running away

>>385364

Oui, I agree. John has parkour! skills on hand. Be a NOT-ASS and check on her first.

that new feeling you got, it's fear- a warning that bad things may happen to you. a bit is useful to avoid danger, but too much of it is bad. so shake it off- never freeze stiff with fear. first consume the nutrient-rich spiders to grow strong in the face of danger. you'll be fine.

eat everything

>>385001
Oh my gosh, eat everything. Wait. No. We need to leave enough dust so that we can stand on it. Go eat that spider up there! Delicious meat.

>>385002
(...oh! They drilled a hole into the leg from above, first... or something like that. Did they suspect critters were stealing stuff? OR DID THEY KNOW)

Well I guess you're gonna get to eat the spiders and eggs and webs until you get dumped out. I hate janitors now.

>>385132

it's cool, we'll eat him too.

>The point of a alias is for it to be different than your real name.
But as with everything you should be mindful of 'too much of a good thing'. Or 'every medicine is a poison, only dosage makes the difference'.
>Would someone ever guess that Mark Twain's real name was Samuel Clemens? Of course not, now if he went by Sammy Cooke on the other hand..
They wouldn't guess he was Samuel Clemens either because he would react promptly and properly to the name. Nobody would suspect from his reaction that wasn't his name. But if he isn't used to using the alias Mark Twain, lots of people would guess Mark Twain wasn't his real name. Some of them would look for his real name and find Samuel Clemens.


Unless Luth is a very good actor, always reacting promptly to her alias and not at all reacting to her proper name, the alias at the very least discovered to be an alias very fast. Lucy's social is only average so discovery is likely and she isn't very good at deflecting an inquiry on her name.

Lucy is close enough. Lucina, Lucille, Lucina are other candidates. Even better though would be going by two first names, like Elizabeth 'Lucy' Lucinda a double given name, like Lucy-Anne. Either can explain why Luth reacts to Luth and is close enough that Luth will not have to think to react to the name.

Similar with the last name. Go for something like Markwall or Harkness.

When identifying yourself, use phrases like 'I am called ...' or 'Call me ...'. That avoids a lie check for one. For another we don't know the rules here. Using 'My Name is ...' might create a weak association between your alias and yourself.

>They wouldn't guess he was Samuel Clemens either because he would react promptly and properly to the name.
If everyone calls you Mark then you're going to react accordingly when someone says Mark, Its not a matter of acting its a matter of conditioning.
>Nobody would suspect from his reaction that wasn't his name.
Seriously do you think Mark Twain reacted suspiciously when people said his name?
>But if he isn't used to using the alias Mark Twain, lots of people would guess Mark Twain wasn't his real name.
No they wouldn't, even today plenty of people think it was his real name.
>Some of them would look for his real name and find Samuel Clemens.
And they are somehow going to have a harder time finding out someones name is Samuel if they go by Sammy?

You are focusing on the Mark Twain bit a bit much.

>If everyone calls you Mark then you're going to react accordingly when someone says Mark, Its not a matter of acting its a matter of conditioning.
And Luth has been conditioned for which name? Additionally the alias is supposedly something Mark Twain has heard and listened for during his earlier life on the river.
>Seriously do you think Mark Twain reacted suspiciously when people said his name?
No, he was already used to it. Luth isn't. If you want something that doesn't sound similar to Luth, suggest something else. If you can give a reasoning why Luth would be used to be listening for it, I'll support your suggestion.
>And they are somehow going to have a harder time finding out someones name is Samuel if they go by Sammy?
Sammy is admittedly close. But he might also be a Samson or a straight Sam. My point is they won't go looking in the first place.
People will notice if they call Luth a name she claimed hers, say Rebecca, but there isn't any recognition in her face and it takes an awkward moment of them looking at her till she remembers they are meaning her. Or somebody on the street calling after Luth using the alias and Luth completely ignores them. I think her Social Attribute just isn't good enough to avoid those kind of social slip ups. Going with a similar sounding but different name avoids that issue.

>You are focusing on the Mark Twain bit a bit much.
The point is that people, be they crooks or spies or whatever, who adopt a new name don't have difficultly with people calling them by that name.
You're being stupid. I don't know where you got the idea but it has nothing to do with reality.

>>384245
>The point is that people, be they crooks or spies or whatever, who adopt a new name don't have difficultly with people calling them by that name.
As someone who recently drastically changed the name that they were going by, I have to say that it isn't as easy as you seem to think it is. Yes, I react to the right name, but abnormally slow sometimes, and definitely not as quickly as I react to my old name.
Granted, I'm not a crook or a spy, but still.
Regardless, the insult to 057cd0 wasn't called for.

>>378490
No, we are not throwing Fifty-One under the proverbial bus. We're armed with a knife, verses who knows how many of these things. Fifty-One goes down, we may as well throw ourselves down the shaft.

Irene 2012/02/03(Fri)14:37 No. 384133 ID: c460ad
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The Gatherer strikes Fifty-One before I even think to shout.

"No!"

I feel the knife puncture it's shell. I think I killed it.

>>384133
Toss it down the shaft.

Get your knife out of that thing right away.
Chuck the dead gatherer down the shaft, otherwise the one above Fifty-One might go for his head.

Shiiiit, boss, looks like life hates ya.

How far aRe we from the floor, Sister-hood? Can we drop down that laDDer and Resident Evil those ugly mOthers?