This is You. You are a perfectly normal person. You have just come across an odd hatch in the ground. Whatever will you do now?
Climb that tree.
>>811 Agreed, try not to stumble over the odd black thing on the ground.
>>811 Thirded. Try to get the yellow glowing orb, once you are there.
Weeee!
>>816 Awesome. Now try to catch the glowing yellow orb floating over your head. It seems magical.
>>817 Being mentally ill would clash with being perfectly normal!
>>818 Ok enough playing. Investigate the mysterious rectangle on the ground.
>>819 This is the previously mentioned hatch. When did you become so stupid?
>>820 Open the hatch.
You look down the hatch. There is a long ladder downwards.
A little farther down the dirt walls give way to metal.
>>824 Go down further?
The tunnel gives way to an unpleasant sight.
>>835 Holy shit. Examine brownish-yellow blob on the floor.
>>835 Try to wipe away the blood. See what the sign says.
>>838 It appears to be a person. They are lacking one (1) head.
>>835 Holy fuck! Climb back the ladder, get the fuck out of there, go back to your home and never return.
Climb up again and use your cell phone to call the cops.
Oh dear.
>>845 *clang*clang*clang* Choo! Choo!
>>848
>>845 What the heck are those things?
>>870 Rocks!
Is this going to update, or did we really die?
>>992 Updating requires commands!
>>1066 Smear blood off of sign. Check what those weird blobs on the ladder are. Loot corpse of yellow dead guy.
>>1067 This, though watch for traps.