don't make any noise.

Ready your crowbar(guns are just too noisy) just in case.

Don't respond to the voice. Get ready for attack.

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2010/02/25(Thu)23:01 No. 138947 ID: 9e9b47
File 126716768525.png - (71.33KB , 800x600 , 31.png )

>>136693 >>136699 >>137218 >>136695

I take out my crowbar. The gun's a bit too noisy. I wait for a few minutes. The person on the other side of the door knocks a few more times, and then I hear footsteps walking away. I hope that wasn't a REAL concerned old guy.

Alright. So my choices seem to be wait here for Larry, or take Jez and try to leave now. If we stay there might be Necromancers.

>>138947
Head to the front of the place and try to intercept larry.

Take Jez and run. Have a feeling something terrible is going to happen.

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2010/02/28(Sun)18:13 No. 140317 ID: 9e9b47
File 126740961972.png - (13.85KB , 800x600 , 17.png )

>>138949 >>138959

I take Jez, and the two of us get the hell out of here. There's nobody in the hall, but I feel like we're being watched as we leave.

We get out to the curb with no incidents. That's a relief. For a minute I thought we might be in some trouble. I guess now we have to head to my next contact as soon as Larry gets here. He's over...

"Boss? Um, we've got some company coming." Jez says in a squeaky voice.

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2010/02/28(Sun)18:14 No. 140318 ID: 9e9b47
File 126740965529.png - (17.97KB , 800x600 , 18.png )

>>140317

Son of a bitch. I should learn to not open my big mouth.

open your big mouth
TO PLAY THE SONG OF YOUR PEOPLE

>>140318
Perhaps now would be a good time to put your hand on your weapon and back away slowly. Just look at them as if you have no idea what they're doing here.

>>140318
They're as surprised as you are. Now is the time for Sleuth diplomacy, by which I mean pull out your gun and riddle them with bullets.

>>140441
Only if they attack!

>>140442
Then we would be surrendering initiative to them. We know they're there to kill us, we should be the ones killing them before they get the chance to off us. And we know they came here specifically to kill us.

Put your hand in your pocket on the gun. Wait for them to move first.

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2010/03/07(Sun)23:42 No. 143661 ID: 9e9b47
File 126803416213.png - (15.37KB , 800x600 , 34.png )

I put my hand over my gun, but keep it in my pocket for now. They don't seem to hear the sound of the hammer cocking back.

The two guys in the front talk in whispers. The big guy in the back stands still as a statue, staring straight ahead. Zombie. Fuck. I push Jez behind me.

Finally, the guy with the huge nose points at me. "You! Doobie! What are you doing here?" He demands imperiously. "Answer me!"

"Here to see a friend. He wasn't home though."

"I live here. What's it to you?"

Tell him to keep on walkin'. Or else.

>>143663
I second this suggestion.

But stay in the area until Larry shows up. With him along we then beat them up and interogate one of them.

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2010/03/10(Wed)17:31 No. 145218 ID: 9e9b47
File 126827108070.png - (19.35KB , 800x600 , 35.png )

>>143663 >>143664 >>143794

"Here to see a friend. He wasn't home though. What's it to you?" I ask, ashing my cigarette. It's gettin' short.

"Why you disrespectful... don't you know who we are? We'll teach you to..." The big-nosed one starts, reaching a hand into his robe.

"Brother..." Comes a pleasant and slightly musical voice. The guy with the ears walks forward. "My deepest apologies, but is this necessary at the moment? We are on a time restraint here."

The big-nosed guy looks torn, but eventually relaxes. "Yes. Fine. Doobie, if I see you again, I'm going to flay the skin from your flabby, worthless body."

>>143793

"Keep on walkin', or I'll break your nose over my knee." I respond casually. The guy glares back, but sweeps away dramatically without responding. the three enter the building, and the door closes behind them with a click.

Alright. Larry should get here soon. Should we go inside once they get here? That apartment was bad, and they wouldn't expect to get jumped there. Out here we could jump them too, but there's more a chance of people getting involved, what with it being outside and everything.

>>145218
jump them in the apartment, Unless someone comes up with a better idea.

Wait for larry and then kick their fuckin asses.

>>145218
Wait for larry, then we ambush them in the apartment.

Definitely wait for Larry, a sergal in the mix adds the element of... oh... terror.

Stall them until Larry shows up.

Say "So what's all the hurry?" or something along those lines.

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2010/03/11(Thu)00:34 No. 145514 ID: 9e9b47
File 126829647568.png - (28.81KB , 800x600 , 36.png )

>>145354

I'm about to go and enter the building to stall those guys with some more banter, when I hear the sudden clatter of claws. Before I even have a chance to react, I'm swept up in a bone-crushing hug. "McDooble! Larry came! I'm very very happy to see you! Very very!" he barks excitedly.

As he hugs me tight, I can hear Jez giggling behind me. The only problem with this guy is how goddamn affectionate sometimes. I need to come up with a plan for when we get up to the apartment though. Knowing Larry, the guy's got his fists. That's all he tends to need though. That leaves me with my weapons, and Jez... for what help she is in a fight.

There's only three of them. Tell Larry to pin one down as soon as he sees them, level your gun to the other one... does Jez have a gun?

>>145514
Larry should be able to handle the Ogre. You take down the Malto with some well placed bullet holes and convinc the Leferran that if he wants to live then he will surrender and answear a few questions.

Larry needs to handle that zombie for srs. I'd say kill the nose guy. The other guy seemed a lot more reasonable.

Ask Larry to stop drooling on your hat.

Have Larry attack the big giant zombie. Kneecap the other two. Use your gun or your crowbar. Whatever works better.

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2010/04/25(Sun)20:38 No. 170156 ID: f82d85
File 127225311994.png - (109.58KB , 800x600 , 37.png )

>>145719

"Larry, this is important. We're going to go upstairs and fight some guys. Now, I'm gonna shoot the small guy, but I need you to jump the big one as SOON as we get in. Ok? He's got a big square head. Remember, square? Oh, and he's undead so don't worry about pulling punches. And stop drolling on my hat dammit." I say, a with a touch of annoyance.

Larry lets me go. "Yeah yeah. I know a square. It has 4 points! Larry will attack the big thing with square head. Gotcha gotcha boss." He says, looking proudly down at me.

"Um... boss..." Jez says, shifting her feet. "Um.. maybe it would be best if..."

"I think you should stay out of the gunfight, Jez. You should stay at the doorway and watch our backs." I say, cutting to the heart of the matter.

"Thank you sir! I mean, yes. I'll watch carefully." Jez says, gratitude plain on her face.

The three of us rush upstairs, and I listen at the door for just a moment before we bust down the door and step into the room. Larry rushes right in and at the ogre, claws flashing, while I spend a moment to set up my shot.

"What? You? What is the meaning of..."

*BLAM*

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2010/04/25(Sun)20:41 No. 170158 ID: f82d85
File 127225326788.png - (77.06KB , 800x600 , 38.png )

"MY EYE!" The guy with the pointy face shrieks. "MY EYE! GODS DAMN YOU, YOU FAT BUCKTOOTHED MONSTROSITY!" He bellows, hardly staying on his feet as blood pours out the mask's eye socket. Damn this dude's hardy.

Larry jumps on the ogre zombie and begins to tear into it. the thing begins to flail around, trying to get into a position to attack Larry better. I don't see the other guy anywhere.

Hmm. What now?

>>170158
Gee, I hope He doesn't catch the T-virus!

The last guy must be further in. Take em out!

Keep going, push forward. Cover the windows.

>>170158
Make the volto symmetrical. Shoot him in the head again.

Then crowbar the ogre on the back of the head a few times. Then go look for that other guy.

>>170357
I reckon Larry's got the ogre under control, and the third guy is now aware of the situation. After dropping the volto, be prepared for the third guy to show up.

In fact, be prepared right now, and continue to be prepared.

in before the third guy has already taken Jez hostage.

Keep shooting him until he goes down, then get closer and carefully try to headshot the zombie without hitting larry.

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2010/06/07(Mon)00:17 No. 189616 ID: f82d85
File 127589504067.png - (177.88KB , 770x558 , 39.png )

>>170176

Nah, he was inoculated when he joined the force back in the day.

>>178825 >>170211 >>170303 >>170357

First things first. I walk up to the pointy faced guy and switch my gun to my left hand to better aim for the other eye. He laughs heartily, and makes a rude gesture my way. "Heh... heheh... You think you can just get away with this? We're made men. Death is only a temporary state, and we have friends. I'll remember your face. You can go right ahead and fuck yourself, you bucktoothed piece of sh-" He starts, until my bullet cuts him off. Whatever.

Alright, help Larry or go after the other guy? I can definitely hear something in the kitchen, and Larry seems to be on equal terms with that zombie.

>>178809

"Jez!"

"Yes, Mr. McDooble?" I hear Jez call from the doorway.

"Please don't do anything stupid, whatever happens."

"Yes sir!"

>>189616
Help Larry quickly then investigate the kitchen.

>>189616
Distract the Ogre with some hot lead and then go check out the kitchen.

Don't let your guard down, there were three of them, and you may need to restrain the last one to question him.

Go after the other dude now. He's probably escaping!

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2010/08/03(Tue)20:43 No. 215379 ID: f82d85
File 128089339767.png - (69.15KB , 800x600 , 40.png )

>>189620 >>189723

I fire a quick bullet at the ogre before I dash off towards the kitchen. I hear the thing roar, I'm not sure if out of anger or because of the bullet.

>>189856 >>189959

I head towards the kitchen, kick open the door, and look inside. Looks like this guy's been busy. He's started a ritual on the floor, but he hasn't finished. The rune in the center needs to be finished. I'm wary though. The kitchen is... silent. It occurs to me that I can't even hear the sounds of the fighting behind me. Magical silence. That handprint on the far wall opposite is made with fresh blood. It looks so deliberate. Strange.

Looks like I gotta make the first move. There's no sign of movement.

throw the chair at him

>>215379
Go up to the chair, if you see the guy then throw the chair at the fucker.

Throw your crowbar around the corner toward the ritual circle and wait a sec before dashing toward the chair.

Maybe rushing in's a bad idea. Do Doobies have regeration?

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2010/08/22(Sun)12:31 No. 221036 ID: f82d85
File 128250549731.gif - (60.80KB , 800x600 , 41d.gif )

>>215384 >>215445 >>215466

After a moment of consideration, I rush into the room to get the chair. Perhaps I can throw it at him and...

Unfortunately, the creature in the kitchen was ready for McDooble's charge into the room. McDooble has been slain.

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2010/08/22(Sun)12:33 No. 221041 ID: f82d85
File 128250562934.png - (16.09KB , 800x600 , 42.png )

>>221036

Please choose your next character.

Jez or Larry is available. Or if you'd like you can try your luck with some new choices.

The one on the left is the mistress of a whorehouse. The one on the right is a warrior in battle against his ancient foe. Choose.

>>221041
Go to that whorehouse at once.

>>221041
larry

>>221041
Larry

McDooble will be up again later, what with the whole regeneration thing.

THE ONE ON THE LEFT!

Bottom right silhouette.

Whorehouse. I want to see some fine booty

The warrior guy.

The warrior guy.

Larry with a Hawaiian shirt

>>221041
Larry. He must now embark on an epic journey of vengence for his partner while combating his reemerging alcoholism as he feels he failed his partner while at the same time consoling Jez and find that their relationship might turn into something more.

Bewhorelder (on the left)

I'm gonna be different and say Jez.

>>221041
Jez

Larry.

Larry

Larry the Sergal 2010/08/27(Fri)00:32 No. 222598 ID: f82d85
File 128289434175.png - (45.01KB , 800x600 , 43.png )

Larry the Sergal wins

Huh?

Heard bullets. No noise now.

oh shit, where was your partner? better go check on him!

You are clearly in a dark room.

Feel around the floor and walls for a trap door.

Pick up something big and made of metal and advance to where McDooble went.

Larry the Sergal 2010/08/27(Fri)22:56 No. 222824 ID: f82d85
File 128297500473.png - (30.60KB , 800x600 , 44.png )

>>222602

Not dark, room just black!

>>222601

McDooble! McDooble! Smell Doobie blood. McDooble!

>>222606

There's a crowbar! By... McDooble! With bullets in! In the white room I see a guy! He's next to the window! This whole room smells like blood. He doesn't smell like anything.

"Stay back! I'll gun you down too! Let me leave and I'll let you live!" Says the man.

I growl. McDooble is hurt! Bad man also can't get away! Think!

McDooble can regenerate. Rip and tear that renamon!

Move to the side of the door like you're going to let him by, and when he gets to maximum closeness, pounce on him and eat his face. Alternately, if it looks like he moves to reload his gun (he takes the cirle off his gun) murder the shit out of him.

It looks like the guy's already reloading. I also think he's gonna try and get out of the window he broke. Rush him and bash the crap out of his gun hand.

Rush that guy right now and take away that thing he's holding! If there's anything at all in your hands, throw it at him.

>>222824
Throw something at him and then rush his ass and rip and fucking tear.

Larry the Sergal 2010/09/13(Mon)20:51 No. 230609 ID: f82d85
File 128443628035.png - (68.03KB , 800x600 , 45.png )

I stop man from using gun.

Feel bad. Man on ground is screaming. He drops gun. No more problem.

Don't feel angry any more. Feel bad. :<

>>230609
Shake off blood like a wet dog and make a huge mess, that should make you feel better

Check on McDooble.

>>230609
Aww, there there, no reason to feel bad. Just make sure he doesn't bleed out and can't get away, then go check on McDooble and get Jez in here.

Oh, and you might want to clean up a bit. You got some red on you.

Larry the Sergal 2010/09/14(Tue)12:09 No. 230797 ID: f82d85
File 128449138195.png - (19.68KB , 800x600 , 46.png )

>>230611

I shake off. Not as sticky.

>>230613 >>230724

I go see McDooble. McDooble... Hey! Where McDooble go?!

what the hell did they do to him?!

GO OVER AND TOUCH THE SPARKLES

>>230797
Get his hat. He'll want that back. Hell, take his coat too.

You may want to get him a doctor.

Make sure Jez is ok.

>>230797
Well that's pretty fucking bizare. Gather up his stuff and then go find Jez and tell her what happened. She's a smart lady, maybe she can figure it out.

You know... the way that sparkle looks, it reminds me of Doctor Who. Hmm...

Larry the Sergal 2010/09/28(Tue)21:44 No. 235576 ID: f82d85
File 128573549590.png - (29.49KB , 800x600 , 47.png )

>>231082

Call Jez! "Jez! Jez! Sparkles!"

>>231135

Who Doctor?

>>230811

I try and take McDooble's hat. McDooble's hand stops me!

"No need kiddo. I'm alright again. Hmm. Kiddo. That's new."

Larry happy to see McDooble back to life again! :D

>>230885

Jez taps me. "Big guy? Big guy, you paying attention? Not to worry your big dumb head or anything, but that guy's shadow is missing. Like, really missing."

"Nice to see you too, Jez." McDooble say.

"Oh right, good to see you not dead for long boss. Good on ya." Jez say!

We all friends again! :D

Somethings.... somethings off. Does everything smell right Larry?

>>235576
Tell us that the new McDooble doesn't have a blonde afro like Colin Baker...

SHOW US YOUR FACE MCDOOBLE WE REALLY WANT TO SEE IT

McDooble: Be the other guy

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2010/09/29(Wed)00:25 No. 235766 ID: f82d85
File 128574514058.png - (22.25KB , 800x600 , 48.png )

>>235661 >>235752


Ok.

>>235643

What? Doobies can't have hair. Unless they want to. Anyhow, nothing at all changed this time around.

>>235593

Larry doesn't look like he smells anything. That shadow being gone can't be good. Necromancers have all sorts of shit they can do with their shadows. I'm pretty sure there's a fire exit that guy was tryin' to go through unless someone's got a better idea. Front door don't sound too keen if there's been a couple murders already.

...Fuckyes.

Okay, loot time, see if there's anything interesting.

Fire escape sounds reasonable.

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2010/10/21(Thu)13:51 No. 246663 ID: f82d85
File 128769427320.png - (12.67KB , 800x600 , 49.png )

>>235783

The guy's got a tommy gun, money, and a sack of useless necromancer crap. I throw the sack of useless crap in the trash.

>>235895

"Both of you, down the ladder now! We gotta get out of here!" I say as I slide down the ladder to the ground in one fluid motion thanks to my perfect Doobie balance. I can see Jez coming down first, Larry right behind her. Thanks god, because I can already hear the sirens in the distance.

Wait. I look around barely in time to see a puddle of darkness ooze out of sight. Jez is still halfway up the ladder. Should I go after it now?

Fuck yes. Go after it.

Go after it! Tell the others to rendezvous with you later back at the office.