Battle stance!

Err. Wait, is this guy part ogre or something? His face is HUGE now!

But yeah be ready to defend yourself. Or run away, that could work.

Well he may be skilled with enchanted items, but he certainly doesn't seem very wise for a wizard. Really, announcing your awareness to a likely assassin?
Methinks you are about to need to act fast to intercept Shelfman's sword before it meets with Wizard's face.

>>379333

I think he's just fat.

enter combat mode.

the assasin is in a good position to leap upon us, or the wizard. It seems to me that flipping the table at him would put a nice obstacle in the way of that while we get ready to stab the fucker.

then you stab the fucker.

>>378447
Can't we wait the day for the repairs and then fly the airship to Kojo, thus avoiding the need for a two day walk back?

You might want to put Karski at the front of the lift. Armoured and all. :V

check out them sirens... discreetly.

Ed Pastry 2012/01/11(Wed)22:43 No. 379383 ID: d8e29d
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The elevator reaches the bottom of the shaft. The sound of a police wagon's sirens can be heard clearly outside now. As the doors open, Karsci immediately notices the Dokdokdokdokdok agent standing in the lobby. Fortunately the agent is communicating on his headpiece, and does not notice the crew yet, and the other two agents in the vicinity are standing guard facing away from the building.

Karsci manages a panicked whisper to the others.
Karsci: "Oh Szar, they found us! I think they noticed our airship at the tower!"
Io: "Sculptor save us..."

There is one agent in the lobby, another in front of the window and a third sitting in the police wagon in front of the main entrance.

everybody shoot him simultaneously. then the other one. then the other one.

the beauty of this plan is in its simplicity.

>>379383
These guys can't be reasoned with and we don't really have an escape route. I think we should probably kill 'em and steal the wagon to make our getaway. Get back to the airship, and bunker down in it... or we could just drive the wagon over to pick up the vacuum igniter.

Suggestion 2012/01/11(Wed)05:49 No. 379194 ID: 29ce53
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I say they don't care, never did. They've been awfully quiet when we were on our way here, and now they're just pretending to give us guidance.

You can't possibly be serious.

Now you show a lack of loyalty with your lack of faith?

And why not? What have they said -- what have done since we came into this crazy mindscape?? Besides stalling?!

Hey, shut up. Kalasha can't be trippin' that hard.

... what do you mean, Mabón?

I mean, that cant be all. If it is, what chance do we have?

>>379194

Mabón, you are a fool to question our designs. We admire your courage in speaking of your lack of faith before us, but you have not the comprehension we have. We have our plan, and our plan requires patience, and faith. Honestly, do you expect your Lords to work in ways that you can perceive?

This entire situation could easily be handled by the church on it's own power and funding. Yet we come, to offer our guidance and wisdom. Ask yourself, "Why?" We aren't as whimsical as you might believe. We act as we see fit, and you would do well to have some faith that we know what we're doing.

That is how my trust is paid. I wonder for what reason I have fought my own brethren and mustered my best to help your cause.

Beltrane, be aware of your insignificance. We have many worlds at our disposal, but always ran to help those who call for us. Always. Your betrayal was as obvious as your cries for help. That is why I offered a second chance, why I chose to trust you. Now, you who must choose. Help your brothers to escape the clutches of a tyrannical entity or hide in the comfort of your own ignorance?

Mabón, your distrust is commendable. However, we defend freedom, and stupidity is the greatest of all prisons. You do not trust in the ability of your companions, nor in the decision of your leaders, but still risk your life? For the fool and coward I gave the chance of quitting.

This offense is far too great. I should abandon you two, but there are still numerous followers risking their lives to make this mission successful. I am here to save your world, not to meet your miserable insecurities.

Anyway, do not assume that we do not have our own limitations. That is why I need your skills, why I trust in you. I want the map, a clearer picture and a better description. Now. The benefit of the doubt is not something that we have at the moment.

>>379216
Bhahaha! Harsh, man.

Listen to Him, folks! He said it pretty well.

Oh hey, wait, guys, can we pull a miracle here? That'd be pretty sweet.

[Teleport team inside tower to a place where no enemies will see them in such a way that no suspicion is aroused.]

>>379250
[nonono, the moment we use it the enemy will know we are around and go into high alert. that may get them in, but they will be found easy]

>>377169
Tunnels, should be a more stealthy way to enter.

>Scutum's presence flares

Watch out, he might still be trying to pull something. Go for the tunnels. You might be able to lose your pursuer or push him into a pit of lava or something.

Edmund Twewy 2012/01/07(Sat)13:18 No. 378216 ID: 178c80
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Wo-aha-aha-ha-ha-haa!
Nice try demon!
Sleeping and eating was a great idea! I am like greased lightning!
But, man, no jetpack fuel left, that's bad. I am not going to get any more of that shit.

However, getting out of the city won't be too hard! I can use my mask to avoid lesser demons and use my speed to avoid the Scutum, who has been the only one seeing through it!

To the tunnels!
Dis awaits!

Edmund Twewy 2012/01/07(Sat)13:32 No. 378222 ID: 178c80
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>"Aaah! The building are collapsing!"
>"The human escaped!"
>"Where!? I cannot smell it!"
>"Hrrr, cold!"

"Hm, I certainly cannot reach him anymore. Not even harm him without causing severe damage to the city. A shame."

Edmund Twewy 2012/01/07(Sat)13:32 No. 378224 ID: 178c80
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I must get back to Dis. Xaffiquel will not like this---

>>377136
*Sigh*
I'll defend.. I need some practice actually hitting things with this gun.

I'll defend as well. I am assuming Engineers will have time to set up turrets and walls risk-(and roll-)free?

[O2]Ltnt. Smokey!3GqYIJ3Obs 2012/01/05(Thu)12:40 No. 377705 ID: 2be5ee
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GUESS WHO JUST GOT THERE OFFICE UP AND RUNNING, also, what did i miss?

>>377705
We took over the Power Plant, sir.

I found a friend! :D

Yeah I'm all for escaping with the prisoner as well. This camp isn't huge, they'll find the body sooner or later, and trying to stealth kill all of them might be pushing our luck some.

not yet. there's still killing to be done.

ask how vulnerable he is to the giant swords, if not very then he can distract them while you attack from the shadows.

Hide the body if you haven't already, preferably getting your new ally to help. Then search it for anything and everything. Don't stop to figure out what's valuable and what isn't, just take it all and go, as stealthfully as possible. Consider a gag on your new ally for this purposes.

Get him out, grab some food and get back to the human; once you're a safe distance away, find out what you can about the camp and enemy placement, then see if you can't secure the area with a three-pronged attack.

[FREEDOM!]

[...and then maybe some nice fire. But first, FREEDOM!]

Quick! Throw us at the other guy, please!

[C'mon, free that dome!]

FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM

Freebump

Why guys, could you keep it quiet? I'm trying to sleep in... Wait. Oh. Oooh. Oh, gosh, I seem to have missed quite a bit of Action lately.

[[Freedom]]
Why hello there, good sir. Would you be so kind as to throw us at your companion's face, as it were?

>>361965
Yes, that seems about right.

Nat 2011/11/01(Tue)23:47 No. 363189 ID: 8d592b
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Nat tosses the bear behind the turret. A chute opens up behind it.

look down the pit, can you tell if it has a bottom? if not then shoot yourself and shove the turret off the platform.

You could save your gun's ammo if you let the turret shoot you...

what happens if the turrent does shoot you? and shoot yourself then toss the bear and then shoot ur self again....if u still got ammo.

THE ONLY GOOD WHORE IS A DEAD WHORE! STOP PUNCHING THIS FINE MODEL OF ELEGANCE! PUNCH THE RAMPAGING CROSSDRESSER FOR BEING A WHORE! PUNCH THE GUARD FOR BEGGING HIS LIFE TO A WHORE!

>>376860
DO THIS. THEN TAKE THE GUARD'S SWORD AND GUT THEM.
Do we really need ANOTHER Frank Miller Quest?

Quad von Profit 2012/01/03(Tue)09:34 No. 377154 ID: 6a5a08
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You cease the punching of the Dead Whore and Get Guard's Sword. It's probably a Scimitar or Ratatouille or something. You aren't good with sword names and shit.

Resisting the urge to PUNCH. EVERYTHING., you make use of your Element of Surprise to go shank this Wannabe Whore right where his Heart might be. You aren't good at astronomy either. Not like he has one though, cause he's a Filthy Heartless Wannabe Whore!

Sneak Attack Critical Hit! The Rampaging Crossdresser Wannabe Whore is successfully penetrated by your Girthful Blade. Town Guard shakily attempts to get up and stop the bleeding, but looks about to Faint. You suspect only his Manly Bravado keeps him from collapsing.

be proud of him being manly, but slap him once for showing weakness to a wannabee whore.

>>377154
Keep stabbing the whore, shout "TAKE IT! TAKE IT! TAKE IT YOU FILTHY WHORE!!!" while stabbing. Then casually greet the guardsman once you have stabbed the whore about 50 times.

>>376888
Horrible idea
>>376893
That is workable.

Besides, even if they are unnatural. Why does being unnatural make you evil and deserving of destruction? Is not farming, medicine, and artificial housing also unnatural?

And the reanimated did not resurrect themselves, they are the victims of necromancers who are trying to make the best of their new situation via peaceful coexistence.

>>376898
fine fine.
"building a house goes against nature as much as she does, if you find her to be bad then you must destroy the town otherwise you sir are a hypocrite"

>>376899
this. he will probably brush us off but we have to at least try.

if you do get dragged off to the dungeon insist that you can walk and let them know that touching you is dangerous, you don't want a guard to burn his hand. this will hopefully set the tone for when you tell your guard you came here to warn of how the Drow have been turning your people into weapons.

>>376916
actually if they do try to drag you to the dungeon say "wait, I can tell you how to defeat the dark elves"

Followed by explaining:
"Sorry for getting side tracked by the rights of the reanimated debate. I am a member of the army that was facing the dark elves, I was sent on a mission to sabotage them and do some recon. During that I discovered that they have an army of slime children.

Those slime children are being mind controlled, they can only control so many because they burn their brains to near nothingness leaving them mentally crippled and unable to assert their own willpower in resistance to the control.

If they were to be magically healed they will be free of the control of the elves and will join us in opposing them.

I was attacked and injured by a traitor when I came back to report this, so the information didn't make it to the army in time"

Say you're not a pet. You came here for your own reasons. Also tell him that Reanimated die eventually anyway. They just don't age. Is he going to lock up all the elves too?

Then tell him about the situation with the war.

Hug, hug, hug, hug!

It didn't even ask permission first! How rude! Teach it some manners.

>>376189
That's nice. Touching is nice. Too much touching can be inconvenient for moving around though. Make sure you can move around.

Psi 2011/12/31(Sat)05:09 No. 376491 ID: ee1772
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[Quest on pause due to new years.]

oh my gosh, our head is a sperm!

Start stompin' the statues.

>>375923
Those symbols, are they of Gork and Mork? If they're not change em then. If it ain't Gork or Mork, it ain't orky enuff

Bigtoof turned to his boyz and ordering with high tone.

Bigtoof: "Start krumping da statues, me not like it! Da symbols on da walls is not orky enuff, pain wif da symbols of Gork un Mork to make ur gods happy!!!"

The orks start breaking down the statues and painting over the old symbols with their own orky symbols. But suddenly because of their action, they could hear cold and sensual voice that are speaking to them.

Voice: "How dare you to defile our holy ground of Lord of Dark Delights!"

Bigtoof: "Yer place? No... It is my place NOW! You un yer god kan... ZOG OFF!"

Voice: "In this case orks... You will pay with your life!"

A sudden Warp change caused to open a small portal where it release androgyny creatures with claws like hands into the orks. The orks seem to be surprised but they don't mean of good challenge like a proper ork.

Bigtoof: "Okai boyz! Let show dim dat ur gods Gork un Mork is much greater than tier sissy god! WAAAAAAAAAAGH!"

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You can krump da lot of 'em! Rev up ya choppa!

Pop off the frag grenade, they are fast, you need to put distance between you and them and shoota them!

Have Azzburn Flame em with his fartsquig as well. Armor is worthless against them so if they get close they gonna krump ya boyz good!

no, yo. chill.

"Don't worry, take your time. The Machine Spirit doesn't like it when you rush the maintenance."
Come closer, get a view of the screen.
"So, what were you showing?"

Well you can still help Taisha with Eye Power. Sit down and stare at her intently while she does her work and focus your attention and willingness to assist. Observation makes a difference. Quantum theory tells us so.

Also bet you it's the god damn print drivers.

You managed to restrain your erection? Are you sure?

> ...
Dignified composure with faint smile and eerie glare, as if she were able to see through your soul. Intimidating, is it not? It is easier to deal with someone like Rachel and Ricci, whose intensity and intent are clearer.

> .. Ah- uhm- This- This girl is really creeping me out.
I thought you would understand, since you are an enthusiast of the occult. Do you not feel an irresistible urge to meet her? To take a step in the darkness, away from the brightness of the president and your sister?

> So you think I should- I mean- You are sure I should go see the philosophy club..?
No, I just wanted to see your answer. Rocco, I doubt that the approach of Rachel is sufficient to solve this problem satisfactorily. However, you lack will. This way you will not be able to face them, let alone help them.

> I'll- Y- Yeah, yes, I'll just- I'll ask if everything is- uh- going okay.
I do not like to play the role of White Rabbit, but your schedule is tight. You still need to lunch, distribute posters and prepare for your next class. Not to mention the cleanup, the election at the sports dorm, the Supernatural Investigation Club and the date with Taisha.

>>375734
im sure she just looks creepy in the photo,
i bet she's a really nice person once you meet her, remember don't judge on looks.

DONUT

>>374946
this

Bamump 2011/12/24(Sat)18:30 No. 374984 ID: b88147
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Did i say I was a space captain? Welll.....

since you aren't connected to the security team, i can come clean...
I'm actually the electrician.
All that was just me fooling around,
But the space ships were real.
I'm off to go check out the Black donut one...

OOOOOHHHHH- fancy, all sorts of knobby things and levers and neat stuff.
but wait a sec- IT'S DIESEL POWERED!?
Must be some sort of experiment.
Now... how do i turn this thing one...


What the heck would a diesel powered spaceship engine key knob thing even look like...

Do any of you guys know?

Try everything... Touch every knob, button, pulley, and lever you can. Stick your fingers into every nook and cranny,one of them must be the ON button.

Eww. He reads twilight.
(Mental note: Do things that will get Mafia to hate Harvey so you can kill him AND make some sweet dough.)

$200 is nirvana to the broke girl, follow >>373853 if you want to go with him that badly.

1/2 Betty 2011/12/21(Wed)20:31 No. 374140 ID: c460ad
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>>373847
(WHAT!? OK, now you're just screwing with me, right? Harvey's a little weird... And it's kinda annoying how he doesn't understand the difference between "mainstream" and "underground".... But he's been like a brother to me ever since high school! Other than Midge, he's my best friend in the whole world! I could never kill him....)

>>373853
(...and it's also why I could never date him! EWWW! It'd totally be like incest! Besides, he's really not my type.)

HARVEY: Well, I guess I can understand you being broke and all. Tell you what? We'll put the shopping trip off until you have your rent taken care of. But I'll treat you to a slice at Giovanni's since you want to go there so much. You'll just owe me later, alright?

Thanks, Harv! You're the best!

HARVEY: It's whatever, Betts. You know I got your back.

Ha... you almost smiled, didn't you?

HARVEY: Never!

2/2 Betty 2011/12/21(Wed)20:35 No. 374143 ID: c460ad
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HARVEY: So... tell me, Betts. Why so interested in Giovanni's today? I've never seen you so excited for pizza.

Well... to be honest, Harvey... it's not necessarily the pizza I'm interested in...

HARVEY: Whoa, whoa, whoa. I know that look in your eye, you're up to something. What is it?

Well it's... it's nothing. It's nothing at all, Harvey.

HARVEY: Fine. Whatever. Don't tell your best friend the really, really secretive and probably idiotic thing you're going to do. Whatever.

Ugh, it's just... I can't tell you. I can't tell anyone.

HARVEY: .....Whatever.

(Oh, man, this is breaking my heart! I never keep secrets from Harvey! He's not like Midge, he wouldn't kill me if he knew what I was planning to do.... But I still don't know how to tell him. What if he's disappointed in me? What if he tells Midge!? I mean, yeah, I trust him, but... Oh, I don't know! What should I do!?)

well he seems to like the "underground" a lot maybe he'll like the crime underworld just as much

anyways, you should probably tell him after you've already joined, other wise he'll just try to convince you this is a bad idea (he's kinda dumb like that)

for now tell him you'll catch up, and once he's gone it'll be time to approach the pizza man about your interest

>>374149
Exactly this, Harvey seems like a loyal stoo-
er.. A good guy. He'll make a great sidekick once you've got your foot in the door of the Criminal Underworld.