Turn on the damn lights.
Search your pockets.
Walk over to the red thing.
Reach out and grasp for the red light.
Grab the handle near the ceiling.
Yell is anyone there?

knock on the boxes surface. Is it wood or metal?
Are you a boy monkey or a girl monkey?

NACHOhombre 2012/02/03(Fri)01:30 No. 384063 ID: 8dbabc
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HELP HELP, ¿hay alguien ahí fuera!?
HELP HELP, is anyone out there!?

Kanga discovers the box is made of wood. She is unable to open the box for it is nailed shut and there is something heavy on it.

Oh I know, you're being shipped out of your natural habitat to be put into a zoo with a bunch of other monkeys where humans will stare at you for the lolz while more humans will feed you and give you medical attention for the rest of your life. (Hopefully.)

Do you even want to escape?


If you do, I suggest you take a look at the sides of the box and see if there any exploitable weak points.

Failing that, tap into your inner monkey and flail wildly until you enter a comical series of events that end up with the lid popping off almost effortlessly. Or at the very least get this heavy object off your box.

How thick is the wood? Do you think you could make a hole in it if you punch it enough?

We're not buried alive, are we? Knock on the wood- we should be able to tell by how muffled it is if we're in dirt or not.

>>383987
Of COURSE she's jealous, you thickheaded bumbling fool. You're essentially asking the girl who was smitten on you to save your current girlfriend. It's... insensitive. Rude, even.

Look, if you take out the King, his threats become meaningless. He's counting on you to go for the girl first. Surprise him. Shock him.

she still has some feelings for you I think. its pissing her off that you would risk everything for Morgan. speaking of that, as much of a bastard as I feel pointing this out, Morgan is one person. running off to confront the king now is probably exactly what he wants you yo do. if he manages to kill you and capture your sword the entire world is screwed. I'm not saying we should just write her off, but saving her comes in a distant second to killing the king.

>>383987
NO SHIT!
She's madly in love with you and you just asked her to help you with a suicide mission to rescue the person you love instead of her. You've been pretty nasty about how you've been rejecting her, too.

Saisai is right. If the king has her then we can't do anything without a solid plan, and the solidest plan involves removing the king first.

Ask for the various leaders to have their spies look into this. We need more information. Meanwhile, you can try to be a better friend to Saisai.

>>384004
[Use GP to help this along as needed]
Forgot to tell you what you should be doing.
First, sigh.
"I'm sorry, I lost it for a moment.
You're right, I can't help her, not now, but-"
Wrap your arms around her and let the tears flow
"I can't do this! I know I can't go help her, I know it's a trap, I know it's the best way to help her, but it hurts so much to leave somebody in danger... I've never been able to let people suffer, not you, not the twins, not Sharaes, the Ori, monsters, or even enemies.
Help me, Saisai. I'm not strong enough for this; I'm not strong enough to fail."

fuck it. you don't need her. I though she was our friend, but if she's gonna be like that, she can stay here and spend her days taking care of Eistia's drunkard ass for all I care.

Ok, so you are in the past... DO NOT fuck up by letting younger you and his girlfriend (way to pimp at 10 years of age btw) see you.
>10 y/o self hid shameful stuff in closet.
Perfect, hide self in closet as its gaurenteed not to be looked at.

You quickly decide to go in the closet. When you enter, you find yourself in the same room you waked up in. Except for one new door. A blue drop paint door. You also see the green one open with inside, a body. A screen is in front of the green door with written : "You shouldn't have done that/Vous n'aurez pas dû faire ça"

- Ok. Now that you've come back to your bloody start point, would you like to now what you have to do here ? I could tell you if you want... and if your not an idiot

The skull pendant is smiling to you as it talks.

- Ok, I'm listening.

- Good. So, if you want the short story, you are possibly a Time Traveler. You know, those guys who go back in space and time. But you have a bonus. You can also go in different universes, meaning you can go see and talk to the heroes of your childhood. The only thing is that you can't control your powers now. Because, well... because. Don't ask more. But be positive, it's not like you were dead, like number 15 there.

- What the holy f*ck ? You don't actually want me to believe that ?

- Think about it ! A few moments ago, you were in your room. You were ten at the time, weren't you ? Anyway, stop being an arse and choose a room to go to or just something to do. You can touch yourself with the bed if you feel like it, I don't care. But I don't have all day so do something !

Ask the pendant for more info.
How do you use your weapon, the paper.

Ok, so you want two informations here.

Informations in general... Like I said earlier, you are a Time Traveler. More exactly, you are the first one. The number on your penis says so. The thing is, you have two days to learn how to use your power and you have ten of YOUR days to do what you have to do. Why your days ? Because when I'll tell you how to use your weapon, it will be obvious that an earth day doesn't mean anything to you.
What are the Time Travelers ? They are four hundred forty-eight people who can go back in time, space, universes and places. I won't tell you more than that because the game is to discover what this is all about. I'm telling you now, you are all going to die EXCEPT for two of you. You'll see when it will be time.

Now for your weapon. A normal piece af paper ? An ancient artefact ? No. It's your key to the door. Well... Your door, at the least. You all have a different door which is used to go to the same place. When you will enter your door, you will see a computer with some questions about you. You will have to answer everything. It will all be writen on the piece of paper. This will represent you memories about what you are. It also means you have some brain. The other Time Travelers who destroyed the paper are dead so...

Anyway, the paper is your key and your mind. Don't lose it. By the way, if you're asking yourself about the rock, it represented your courage. CONGRATULATION, you are considered a pussy. But it doesn't mean we are right. It's you're choice to prove us wrong.

Now, look for your door and enter it. You have 9 days and 22 hours left. Use them wisely.

What do the scissors represent?

Examine dead body, does it have anything worse stealing (maybe a rock, paper, or scissors).

Well, you are out of the stone now right? Can you use any of your powers on him?

well a master's a master... ask him what his deeds are.

can you use your powers? or is there a rock inside his husk?

"Do you have a name, sir? Or should I make up a title for you?"

Dammit. Who are you and what do you want ? I try not to do any harm now and this ? Why this curse... "sigh"

Use one turn to get out of mech. Use one turn to walk to Officer. Use one turn to build block blocking his way out. WHAT NOW BITCH

stunned for 5 rounds? perfect! now we have a prisoner.

Arduubien 2012/01/30(Mon)23:36 No. 383578 ID: 0a1dbb
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Spessdood uses super lazer on Ashy Screamer instantly killing it. Arduubien exits armor and equips picked up purge pistol
[Arduubien]: Fantastic, now i will give you a choice. Will you join me in my conquest, or perish in your folly?

[officer]: ... You have been marked as imperfect, if I have dealings with you I will be marked as imperfect as well.

"Well, what's worse? Being purged or being marked as imperfect? Those are your choices."

use your remote control to order spessdood to chop him to bits.

...you do have one of those, right?

>>381939
The Knight ignores the spines, the spiders have his back. Their webs entangling the foul protrusions.


He rushes forward and bladed wind rushes from his gauntlet, severing the Body from the stomach sack. The body flops to the ground, and the acid spines no longer move. The stomach tries to reattach. The spiders put a stop to that. The Knight places his palm on the writhing flesh.

It quivers in fear, once, Then the knight renders it to naught.

The Knight falls to his knees, the gauntlet of winds takes it's toll on him, just as well that the battle ended. He thanks the spiders, he feels weakness inside.

He slowly gets up to go on his way again. The Wraith lady strikes.

The spiders again save him, as the claws stop mere inches from his helm. The Knight is amazed by the heroism of these arachnids. The spiders quickly bind her limbs and gag the gaping throat maw.

The knight need only now deliver the finishing blow...
The metal mask shows no emotion, the sickly yellow eye show no emotion... other than the tears of blood that run down her unmoving face, deep into the cracks of the knot-work...

I don't see any reason not to kill her. Even if we had a reason to feel sympathy for this killer, with her vital organs destroyed the only thing left for her would be a slow death.

Shattered Dreams InsufferableMystic 2012/01/28(Sat)09:14 No. 382881 ID: 448d82
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>>382492

The Knight holds her head...

...for a moment, just before the winds destroy it, the knight sees untainted green eyes.
The body turns to ashes, the hill is blown off in a swirl of dead leaves, only the gruesome remains of her victims are left.

Am I free now?

The Spiders are silent as the Knight uses the winds to make a mass grave, in vain hope that the dead will find peace. The Knight, weary, still aching leaves for the black road... and the spiders follow the Dreamless Knight, they feel a weight of purpose about the Knight. They will aid him in his quest.

A quest where even he does not know the answer nor the question.

His only clue is the favour of a lady, golden cloth, with the scent of honey and death...

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My vote:

Type: Spirit
Sphere: Energy
Form: rodent Elemental (inhabits conductive objects like a living electrical charge)
Gender: Androgynous ((because why not))

Calimari God !MZclmh0sIk 2012/01/28(Sat)16:07 No. 382959 ID: 13d0dc
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>>382881
Type: spirit
Form: enfield beast
Gender: androgynous
Sphere: Concept-Protection

>>373684
He's smiling so wide right now~

You're looking for weapons and things that gremlin can use to make stuff.
If you can't find either, then give the gremlin things that look technologicy or complicated and find yourself a nice heavy chunk you can use as a club.

anything really, but guns and armor would be best. weird things like a zero point energy manipulator would be great too.

Helena J. 2012/01/26(Thu)23:40 No. 382556 ID: 0a1dbb
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huh, wonder what this thing is... should i keep it?

>>382556
Looks like a weapon. Take it, but don't push, pull, or touch anything on it until the small annoying thing looks it over.

>>382556

Looks like a stapler.

>>381602
>>381669

He stayed in the water until his fingers and toes went wrinkly by that stage the water was lukewarm. Rarothuan wondered idly what would become of the egg... his stomach rumbled, he took that as a que to exit the bath.

He dried himself and the chicken (which had, half-way through Rarothuan’s bath fallen in and made quite a commotion). He was taking a bit of a shine to it, he half considered naming it, but emergency food shouldn't have a name.

He pulled on the clothes that Liagg had surreptitiously placed at some point or another, a blue shirt and brown pants, both of which fitted quite well. Liagg had also managed to get a pair of black boots, not that Liagg could even wear boots with his clawed feet. The chicken returned to his head before he could stop it. At least it didn’t go to the toilet on his head, it was pretty smart, well smart for a chicken at any rate.

He combed out his beard, put his sword belt on (sword included) and went back downstairs.
He was greeted by Ruanrih’s whooping laugh.
“My, you do clean up well don’t you, a real nobleman! Handsome, very manly”
“And here I thought they made me a Consul so as they wouldn’t see my ugly mug much” Rarothuan joked.
“Nah, they sent you off so as their hideous mugs wouldn’t look so ugly!”
Ruanrih and Rarothuan both laughed.

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Wow that's a lot of text.

Investigate the Firetakers. Using the thieves' guild against them is a good idea.

Yes, a gang that can set stone on fire sounds like bad news when the entire town is stone. They have also been concretely doing things, so they are much less of a nebulous threat than the maybe-dragon.

Also, visit a farm. Keep in mind the easiest way to reach the chicken coop in a hurry. In dire circumstances, you can rush there and pelt your foes with a fusillade of the lethal little things. Firetakers sound much worse than a possible dragon, even if the thread's name is Dragon in Dator.

>>381959
>They have also been concretely doing things
>concretely

I see what you did there.

escape to another plane

>>381416
Unsummon seems like the best option here- this location is very good for drawing mana and we may not have exhausted its available resources yet, so abandoning it would suck. How long will it take to gather enough blue mana to pull it off, if we make that our highest priority?

>>381448

uh. I'm not sure if the dude is a summon, dude.

we can't fight a free-roaming Arson Paladin using cute little crabs, a jar of eyeballs and some low-level non-aggressive spells.

>>381416
Can he get in? If he can't get in he can't burn anything you know.

>>381477
The spell "Unsummon" affects any creature. It should send him back to wherever he came from unless he's somehow immune to it.

>>379627
yes, it is Mister jerk and his prick

>>379628
Cantina. We go there and order a tequila shot, then men who have heard we look for the conquistador will burst through the door and ask why we're looking for him. The plan can't fail.

do the cantina thing, that way when clint eastwood comes in you can bust outta the window with a piece of chicken in your mouth

NACHOhombre 2012/01/20(Fri)23:35 No. 381390 ID: cc7c47
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Garcia chooses to go to the local watering hole. Inside he finds classic rugged spanish, all rugged and not shaven men with big bellies and bebida on their lips. They eye Garcia as he makes his way to the tabernero. He asks for a glass of water and explains he is just a weak foreigner who is thirsty. Garcia also asks if he had seen any conqistadores in the town in the past week. The bartender replies by slamming a glass full of whisky down in front of Garcia. "Senor," says the man behind the bar, "Do not expect to have a... noche tranquila. All people who ask this find trouble will come to them. Drink up, Stranger." As if releasing a trap, three men walk into the front door of the cantina. All three are rugged desert dwellers. Each one more rugged then the locals drinking at their tables. The three sit on opposite sides of Garcia and order whisky as well. It is apparent their intent as they sit on either side of Garcia. Any fast moments may cause them alarm, if there is thing to be done it must be quiet and not attention grabbing.

>>381390
Drink down the drink that was placed in front of you and then ask them if they work for Jinapeer.

>>380423
Vent problems in the hazard bay, you say? I would like to handle all air-related problems at once.

Nod 2012/01/18(Wed)10:38 No. 380678 ID: b5c9ce
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I've been rotating the map to see it better, and I'm all for keeping RASHNU out of the loop.

This is a fairly large ship -- I'm guessing two kilometers with a twenty meter beam -- but all these space needles are big. Physics and economics: It's easier to keep a comparitively small hole open than make a large hole in the first place, and it's cheaper to send out the tugs once for a long ship than to do it ten times for ten short ones. Just gravity sling the speed up to 50,000 km/h and the empyrean rift is only open for a fraction of a second: fewer tidal stresses, less power, more precision.

The captain left two unfinished repair tickets: Do a manual check on some cameras and degauss the aft sensors. According to the logs, I was sitting in Ops looking at camera feeds when the other Alice came aboard so I didn't close the tickets before the scalene jump. The sensors are reading a little off and degaussing is easy so I thought I'd keep that one in mind, but the cameras? A few failed back then, but they're operating normally at the moment. Maybe I'll give them a peek on the way to the reactor.

The large vents to the Crew Compartment, the Computer Core, and the Hazard Bay are all clogged or broken. Guessing it was an attempt by one (or both) of us to prevent (or assure) air loss in those areas. The smaller vents are still operational so they shouldn't prevent normal circulation. Figuring out what's up with all of that is probably a reasonably major safety concern.

Speaking of which, adding air should provide enough friction to stop the fan and that's probably a good guess for when it's cooled a bit: "When the fan stops, restart air circulation and start refilling the cargo compartment from auxilliary vents. Let me know when it would be safe to take off my helmet."

>>380678
>Figuring out what's up with all of that is probably a reasonably major safety concern.
==>

Yeah, let's check the vents next.

Ok, so safety would be important. Vents first then. I still think computers are a concern, and I do want to get a look inside that bag when you get the chance.

WURMPLE 2012/01/14(Sat)16:04 No. 379812 ID: c460ad
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>>379694
WURMPLE uses one of his stingers to cut the sling.

>>379703
RALTS head does look tasty...
What's WURMPLE thinking! WURMPLE knows that he can't eat RALTS' head! Besides, he's just a kid! WURMPLE wouldn't eat him if he could!

>>379800
WURMPLE isn't a kid! WURMPLE survived a whole year! That's good for a WURMPLE.

>>379807
>>379804
WURMPLE hasn't gotten strong cause' WURMPLE is smart enough to run away. WURMPLE is good at hiding.

>>379705

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Suggestion 2012/01/14(Sat)17:45 No. 379820 ID: c681b2
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> OLD MAN
> IMMATURE
> UNEMPLOYED
> TACKLE DOGS
> GOOD AT HIDING
> STRING SHOT UNCONSCIOUS CHILDREN

well double team with the ralts and beat the shit out if things.

Yeah, as a team you may be able to get some levels under your belts.

Teaming up sounds good.

>>379963
no, i think it means we set a target and it increases the likelyhood of getting something we want, rather then a random thing from the list.

Adherent 2012/01/15(Sun)23:49 No. 380122 ID: 36e770
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A confederacy by the loosest imaginable terms, with each individual 'state' controlled by a signal producing structure which exerts a large sphere of influence. Inside this sphere of control, the entirety of terrain, fauna, and processes are slowly converted to best serve the central hub by a slow corruption o-
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It is not corruption, it is assimilation, I think. Every thing is asked nicely if they are willing to be apart of something greater, or they are left alone.

<Con't>
-r forceful reintegration into their 'society.' While it is not uncommon for some to escape the ever expanding grasp on the frontier, it is highly unlikely they will be seen as a potential ally no longer, with aggressive force taken against the escapee until destroyed or well out of range of interaction.

What follows are a ledger of the Grey Goo terrorist attacks against Core Command bases:
-Sitho Lighthouse Massacre
-#49-21-5A Sector Purge
-Juvil-
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Targetable Research. These guys aren't nearly annoying enough yet to pass up on advanced capabilities. Also how's that third signal tower coming?

What do you need help with? We aren't committing us to help, but knowing what you need might make us consider helping.

The Armada, please.

>>380199
i agree, knowing the nature of what you need will make a choice easier.

>twin horrors

keep an eye out for more.

open with a simple ice+force attack to see how it moves.

Tuzi 2012/01/13(Fri)14:02 No. 379654 ID: bcdce8
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> open with a simple ice+force attack to see how it moves.

The attack glances off it's thick hide.

However...
> Force+Ice aim at its eyes

This dazes the creature, but it's eyes are tougher then they look.

[ICE]+[SHELL]

ice+shell

>Eyes are tough
Try this time aiming for the mouth, and for the underside. (how fast can you cast?)

>>379654
There really are two of them....

Ice+Ice for a lump of extra magical ice.
Force+Shape to compress it into a spear.
Force+Force to shoot spear into its eye.

Put on the mask and pocket the Fear.
Say farewell to Becca and walk by.I think she's afraid of the fact that we enjoyed that.

"farewell then, hope you find what you are looking for."

pocket everything and proceed "west".

>>377199
"I understand. You've been afraid of enough things in your life to grow weary with concern. As for myself, the lips of my heart's mouth has been sown shut since birth, and I've been starving for a taste of something real."
"Follow me if you may, or walk away if you will. Either way, I benefit."

>>379487
that will give us away as the holder of the purple key, we can't do that.