(1/9) Apples 2023/06/10(Sat)11:28 No. 1065541 ID: b4590d
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"Huh?"

"Oh it's you. The quest guys."

(2/9) Apples 2023/06/10(Sat)11:36 No. 1065542 ID: b4590d
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"Look, I'll be honest with you, you're probably wasting your time."

(3/9) Apples 2023/06/10(Sat)11:36 No. 1065543 ID: b4590d
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"It's true I'm on a quest, but it's pretty hopeless. I don't think there's anything you can do."

(4/9) Apples 2023/06/10(Sat)11:37 No. 1065544 ID: b4590d
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"You see, I have a small penis humiliation fetish. The thing I want most is for someone with a bigger dick to totally rub their huge cock against mine and tell me how small and pathetic I am."

(5/9) Apples 2023/06/10(Sat)11:37 No. 1065545 ID: b4590d
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"There's just one teensy problem..."

(6/9) Apples 2023/06/10(Sat)11:37 No. 1065546 ID: b4590d
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"I'm hung like a goddamn horse!"

(7/9) Apples 2023/06/10(Sat)11:37 No. 1065547 ID: b4590d
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"For reals, my dick is fully nine inches long! And pretty girthy, too. That puts me in like the top 0.01 percent of dicks. It's basically impossible to find anyone bigger than me!"

"So yeah, it's a hopeless quest. Also, most of the updates aren't gonna look this nice."

(8/9) Apples 2023/06/10(Sat)11:37 No. 1065548 ID: b4590d
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"They'll probably look more like this. All sketchy and shit. Also the author is doing two other quests so updates: never."

(9/9) Apples 2023/06/10(Sat)11:38 No. 1065549 ID: b4590d
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"But feel free to hang around. It's just gonna be me in a white void feeling sorry for myself. If you have suggestions I'll follow them maybe. Knock yourselves out."

How many points until your next horniness SPH penalty?

Why do you feel sorry for yourself?

>>1065549
All i can think is did you use estrogen trying to shrink your dick and failed but ended up looking like a girl

>>1065549
why not have it reduced then? using magic/alchemy/scifi tech if available, but surgery where you comedically find that garfield took up your burden should work too.

OR, since you seem able to play things fast and loose with the 4th wall, why not find someone from another Quest that's both packing and into that sorta thing?

Put a cage on.

(1/4) Apples 2023/06/10(Sat)13:14 No. 1065561 ID: b4590d
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>Why do you feel sorry for yourself?

"Were you not paying attention to the whole spiel?

"Long story short: I want people to make fun of my dick for being small.

"That's what I'm into. Don't kinkshame.

"But, sadly, my dick is very big and I've never met anyone with a dick big enough to shame me."

(2/4) Apples 2023/06/10(Sat)13:14 No. 1065562 ID: b4590d
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>since you seem able to play things fast and loose with the 4th wall, why not find someone from another Quest that's both packing and into that sorta thing?

HF: "HA-TSCHOOOO!"

(3/4) Apples 2023/06/10(Sat)13:14 No. 1065563 ID: b4590d
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HF: "That was weird. I just sneezed for no reason."

HF: "Oh, hey, its you guys! Long time no see."

HF: "Seriously it's been like, eight years..."

>How many points until your next horniness SPH penalty?

HF: "I'm actually taking meds for that."

HF's Dick: "I still talk tho."

HF: "Yeah she still talks. A lot actually."

HF's Dick: "Whatever, ho. You know I'm the brains of the outfit."

HF: "She is."

HF: "Anyway uhh... So where am I? And follow up question—"

(4/4) Apples 2023/06/10(Sat)13:14 No. 1065564 ID: b4590d
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HF: "Also if anyone could get me a ride back to Dragon Park I'm supposed to be on shift."

HF's dick: Flirt with Sph-chan
Sph-Chan: bend over and squint at the dick
HF: Continue to be confused

Oh thats easy, to get back to the dragon park, just go up a ways. You'll find something called "questdis" up there. Touch that, and you'll teleport. From there, go downwards, and you'll find it.

HF, there's no time to explain!

RUN to the Purple District, HFD has to PH SPH ASAP.

You're bigger than 9 inches, right?

(1/7) Apples 2023/06/11(Sun)14:29 No. 1065639 ID: 7ff998
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>HF, there's no time to explain!

>RUN to the Purple District, HFD has to PH SPH ASAP.

HF's Dick: "Horny senses tingling! Someone needs our help! Follow me! No time to explain!"

HF: "YIPES!"

(2/7) Apples 2023/06/11(Sun)14:29 No. 1065640 ID: 7ff998
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>You're bigger than 9 inches, right?

HF's Dick: "You'd better believe it, bb!"

(3/7) Apples 2023/06/11(Sun)14:29 No. 1065641 ID: 7ff998
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HF: "Where are we going?"

HF's Dick: "I said there's no time to explain!"

HF: "I feel like there's been more than enough—"

(4/7) Apples 2023/06/11(Sun)14:29 No. 1065642 ID: 7ff998
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HF's Dick: "We're here!"

HF: "The sex shop? I was gonna stop here after work anyway. You seriously couldn't wait?"

HF's Dick: "It's an emergency!"

(5/7) Apples 2023/06/11(Sun)14:29 No. 1065643 ID: 7ff998
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Meanwhile, inside...

>Put a cage on.

SPH-Chan: "So are these the biggest cages you've got?

Violet: "Yeah this is everything we have."

SPH-Chan: "Okay... Uhhh... I guess I'll try that one. Do you have a fitting room?"

(6/7) Apples 2023/06/11(Sun)14:29 No. 1065644 ID: 7ff998
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HF: "I'M HORNY FUTA AND I'M HERE FOR THE SEX EMERGENCY!"

HF's Dick: "Everyone remain calm!"

(7/7) Apples 2023/06/11(Sun)14:29 No. 1065645 ID: 7ff998
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Violet: "Hey, Horny! I wasn't expecting you for another few hours. Did the park let you off early?"

SPH-Chan: "What the fuck? 'Sex emergency?'"

Tell Violet to close shop immediatly, we gotta hold an emergency dick size contest to put everyone in their place! Biggest cock wins prizes and is ruler of this city and gets their own harem. runner ups gets consolation blowjob prizes, smallest cock gets nothing and shamed and laughed outta town!

And we need all the preperation time possible for stuff like finding judges, big food stalls for audience wanting to watch the contest (all serving sausages, bratwursts, hotdogs, and bananas and eggplants for vegetarians) find location to hold it, music, a host (would violet or her mother want to host?)

and of course, participants! SPH-Chan over there can be one! whattaya say, SPH-Chan?

>>1065652
(Forgot to say the end goal, basically, we'll need to set up the contest, and then find people with larger dicks than SPH-Chan so she can get last place in the contest)

>>1065652
Perfection

>>1065645
three words to own their heart:
"Ten inches, shrimpy."

This is going to be one of those silly quests where your dicks go hyper trying to outgrow the other.

Sex first contest later.

(1/6) Apples 2023/06/16(Fri)16:59 No. 1066025 ID: 56cd30
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>Tell Violet to close shop immediately, we gotta hold an emergency dick size contest to put everyone in their place! Biggest cock wins prizes and is ruler of this city and gets their own harem. runner ups gets consolation blowjob prizes, smallest cock gets nothing and shamed and laughed outta town!

Horny Futa: Violet! You need to close your store right now because we need a—"

(2/6) Apples 2023/06/16(Fri)16:59 No. 1066026 ID: 56cd30
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Horny Futa: "What do we need again?"

Horny Futa's Dick: "A big dick contest."

(3/6) Apples 2023/06/16(Fri)17:00 No. 1066027 ID: 56cd30
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Horny Futa: "A BIG DICK CONTEST!"

Horny Futa's Dick: "With prizes."

Horny Futa: "WITH PRIZES!"

Horny Futa's Dick: "Winner gets to be mayor for a day."

Horny Futa: "Winner gets to be mayor for a day!"

Horny Futa's Dick: "Losers get shamed."

Horny Futa: "Losers get publicly shamed in front of the whole city! We scorn their tiny weewees!"

(4/6) Apples 2023/06/16(Fri)17:00 No. 1066028 ID: 56cd30
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SPH-Chan: "WTF IS THAT A TALKING PENIS?"

Horny Futa: "Pretty neat huh? She does tricks, too. I taught her to eat peanuts."

Horny Futa's Dick: "Gimme a peanut!"

(5/6) Apples 2023/06/16(Fri)17:00 No. 1066029 ID: 56cd30
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Violet: "So let me get this straight... you want me to close my business, in the middle of a Friday in the middle of Pride Month right before a long weekend when sex toy purchases are at their peak, so that I can organize a city-wide dick measuring contest with prizes and also somehow convince the mayor to let the winner be mayor for a day?"

Horny Futa: "..."

(6/6) Apples 2023/06/16(Fri)17:00 No. 1066030 ID: 56cd30
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Violet: "You're a fuckin' genius, Horny. Flip the sign around. We've got a contest to plan."

>>1066030
hell yeah.

==>

Alrighty, first things first is to convince the mayor to hold this contest. It'd be bad if we get start buying food, and rent a location only to find out the mayor disapproves and we waste money. Lets go to the mayor's office!

but first! I think we potentially found our first contestant. try and convince SPH-Chan to join. she's got big ol' clown sized 16 shoes, and you know what they say about people with big feet, she's gotta have a massive dick! Let her know that people that are a minimum of 9 inches erect is eligible to participate (not that you know her dick size, it's more that it'll mean that with 9 inches being the minimum, she'll be put in a contest where she'll be the smallest size compared to the other contestants)

(1/16) Apples 2023/06/19(Mon)19:12 No. 1066310 ID: 435f13
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>Alrighty, first things first is to convince the mayor to hold this contest. It'd be bad if we get start buying food, and rent a location only to find out the mayor disapproves and we waste money. Lets go to the mayor's office!

(3/16) Apples 2023/06/19(Mon)19:13 No. 1066312 ID: 435f13
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Mayor ???: "God, I hate this fucking city... What a God damned cesspool."

(5/16) Apples 2023/06/19(Mon)19:13 No. 1066314 ID: 435f13
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Mayor ???: "I wish a contest would come. A stupid, idiotic contest that would plunge this pit into total chaos... Send this whole place back to Hell."

(7/16) Apples 2023/06/19(Mon)19:13 No. 1066316 ID: 435f13
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Secretary Boobintitties: "Mister mayor? Three strange women and a talking penis just walked in off the street. They're here to speak to you about a contest? They don't have an appointment."

(9/16) Apples 2023/06/19(Mon)19:13 No. 1066318 ID: 435f13
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Mayor ???: "Send them in."

(10/16) Apples 2023/06/19(Mon)19:13 No. 1066319 ID: 435f13
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Horny Futa: "Thank you for meeting with us on this urgent matter, mister Mayor."

(11/16) Apples 2023/06/19(Mon)19:13 No. 1066320 ID: 435f13
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Mayor ???: "Oh but it's the least I could do..."

(12/16) Apples 2023/06/19(Mon)19:13 No. 1066321 ID: 435f13
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Mayor Turdburglar: "FOR MY ARCH RIVAL!!!"

DUN DUN DUNNNN!!!!

(13/16) Apples 2023/06/19(Mon)19:14 No. 1066322 ID: 435f13
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OH NO! It turns out the Mayor is none other than Horny Futa's cousin and childhood nemesis, the nefarious FARTFACE TURDBURGLAR!

(14/16) Apples 2023/06/19(Mon)19:14 No. 1066323 ID: 435f13
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Violet: *GASP*

SPH-Chan: "Arch Rival? What?"

Horny Futa: "You see, mister Mayor, we need you to approve a city-wide dick measuring contest. The winner would get to be mayor for a day!"

(15/16) Apples 2023/06/19(Mon)19:14 No. 1066324 ID: 435f13
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Fartface Turdburglar: "Oh, you'd like that wouldn't you?"

Horny Futa: "Yes, very much!"

Fartface Turdburglar: "Do you know why I became mayor of this dungheap of a city, Horny? Because I knew, I knew that someday you'd need a favor from the mayor's office. And when that day came, I'd be the one sitting behind this desk when you came crawling in to beg for whatever idiotic idea popped into your tiny brain. You see, my dear cousin, ever since you humiliated me at the Murdermals regional quarter finals fifteen years ago, I've dedicated my every waking moment to getting revenge! And now all my carefully laid plans have come to fruition!"

Horny Futa: "..."


Horny Futa: "It's a dick measuring contest."

Fartface Turdburglar: "Our entire lives have been a dick-measuring contest, Horny. But now I'm the one holding the ruler! Oh... you'll get your precious contest, cousin. But it will be on my terms! You'll have to face my Elite Four! There will be no mercy for your weak, limp, pathetic little pecker."

Horny Futa's Dick: "Hey!"

Fartface Turdburglar: "No... After all these years I'll finally get you. And your little dog, too!"

Violet: "That's me! I'm her little dog! That's me!"

Fartface Turdburglar: "So what do you say, will you face my Elite Four and be made a laughingstock? Or shall you admit defeat now?"

>Elite Four
Are they hot? They better be hot, Turdface!

"ok"

"Elite four? Come on, you can do better than four! What about five?"

Gotta get more elite hot people in on this to flirt with!

It's fine. We already know SPH-chan's dick is smaller than yours. You can't lose! All you risk is getting second to last place.

Yes, Perfect, thanks! you hear that SPH-chan! We'll have the town's elites to compete with!

*and then we have a scene showing turdface interviewing for his elite 4, only to try to interview SPH-chan* (or something like that)

Sure, but check the ruler first.

>>1066324
sure but we're using a competition-standard ruler provided by a sponsor as a third party.

SPH-Chan: finally ask why you were dragged into this??? youre so confused! AAAAAHHH!

Horny Futa: quietly explain that you and your 10in dick believes that she has a huge dick, and believes that with her competing, there's a chance that one of you can take down the elite four with the cushion that if you both fail, at least one of you would be the fall-futa of being shamed in public for the other (be sure to mention your dick size to her so she knows that our dick is bigger, and she'd be more likely to enter the contest if she knows hers is smaller than us)

won't violet's mom blow dwarf every other dick in town? I shudder to think that there'd be BIGGGER dicks than her's

(1/3) Apples 2023/07/06(Thu)16:34 No. 1067214 ID: e9ee7a
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Horny Futa: "Yeah me and the mayor go way back. It's like I always say, 'it pays to have connections!'"

Horny Futa's Dick: "You have literally never said that."

SPH-Chan: "So the entire city is going to be converted into a battlefield for a dick-measuring contest?"

Violet: "Pretty epic right? And the mayor's office will handle all the setup! All you guys haver to do is compete!"

Horny Futa: "From now on, we're living on easy street!"

(2/3) Apples 2023/07/06(Thu)16:34 No. 1067215 ID: e9ee7a
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Truck: "HONK HONK!!!!"