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807972 No. 807972 ID: 273296 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]
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No. 810047 ID: e5b57f
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Hello again. Please update me on what my daughter has been doing. I worry about her. Please help guide her back home, where she belongs. With her family. I am her father and she deserves to be home. Did she tell you that she was "alone"? Did she tell you that she wanted to go find "friends"? She is silly. I warned you that you cannot believe what she says - she is a liar. And a foolish child. ...oh? You do not remember me? She must have erased your memory somehow. You cannot trust her. You must not let her get to that city. It is far too dangerous for her there. People will know she is a monster, and they will kill her. You don't want her to die, do you? Her death will be on all of your hands. So, tell me - what has she been doing?
No. 810048 ID: 3ce125
She's probably dead already to be honest. Sorry!
No. 810049 ID: be0718
All sorts of lewd, despicable acts. Why, she made out with a window!

Also, don't worry sir, I think it was the fall that did her in, not us.
No. 810054 ID: 50c95d
Your daughter is alive and well. She has done many great deeds, saved lives and gained valuable experience. She has made many friends and we're.. I mean, they're having a lot of fun together. Nothing to worry about. We'll bring her to an orgas- I mean, organize, we'll organize to have her brought home as soon as possible.

If I may ask, why are you wearing that mask, and what is that redish liquid on your fine claws?
No. 810055 ID: d79f26
she has been hungry and not sure what it is exactly she eats.

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809939 No. 809939 ID: bfb318 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
It's a nice day out, but I don't have many good memories of surviving in a forest.

Previous Threads/Wiki: https://tgchan.org/wiki/Unnatural_Selection
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No. 810041 ID: a363ac
bisect the plush for any tracking or camera equipment. once you find a needle and some string.
No. 810042 ID: 0d45a9
Dawww, that thing is kinda cute. If you're worried about it being a tracker, compress it / feel it rather than tear it apart. For a longer range tracker you probably should be able to feel it through the surface / feel that there's something inside it.
No. 810046 ID: d36af7
Paranoia says you've been compromised by a predator at some point. Towel and sentimental plush contain artfully concealed tracking devices (maybe radioisotopes with distinctive gamma-ray emission profiles, so there's nothing out of the ordinary above the scale of dust and no device to disable?), while that credit chip will alert Vanski (possibly via standard banking network fraud alerts) the second you try to use it for anything.

Tie the suspicious items together in a bundle and leave 'em at the bus stop where somebody's likely to find 'em. When they get picked up by some other traveler and carried along on a bus, Vanski will think he's got you.

Then, head somewhere else, off-road.
No. 810050 ID: 3ce125
Keep the gifts. If one of them was a tracking device then it's not being used to catch you.

Move to the side of the lumber area, near the lit building. That's your greatest chance for getting within wireless range without getting within empathy range.
No. 810052 ID: 84ac62
If you feel lonely or need advice, it's possible for you to fire up your laptop and talk to the CAI. Plus, they may not be able to hide out long-term, but they could help you out with any computer systems you run into.

Now, let's be clear. These things have definitely been added to what you have after you left? They certainly weren't added into what you were given by your hive and you're only finding out about them now? If so... well, my bet is someone found you while you were sleeping. If someone in Vanski's group were able to control Predators, you guys would know about it since you're neumono scientists and your empathy would be essential to any proper study, even assuming it wasn't yourselves being experimented on. I assume you've slept at some point.

If someone came on you while you were sleeping, or even if somehow a Predator was involved, then they were in a position to capture you and didn't. For now, at least, they want you free, for whatever reason. Plus I doubt anyone but your hive would have thought to give you a towel, much less the plush. Give it a few squeezes to see if anything's inside, but if you don't find anything, keep it. Even if Vanski's involved, remember, for some weird reason of his own he wanted you to take the CAI. Probably some scheme to limit his rivals' power or something, so publically (to them) he'd be making a show of looking for you, while privately hoping you escape. Something like this would be within range of his escape-hope plans, if it has anything to do with him in the first place.

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805885 No. 805885 ID: 65a774 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]
Because the original quest tripped on a cable and tumbled away from my original idea.
So let’s try this one more time…

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No. 809935 ID: fe7355
Hey, guys, I don't have time for a proper post, but I spotted a big potential in with Leo here nobody else caught on to:

Leo wishes he was like Didacus Bond. Bond always turns and gets the antagonist gal, right? And the femme-fatale trying to steal the plans in this movie is a Serpens.

We can totally figure out a way to work this angle, easy. I just hope I can get back in time to make a full post before the next update.
No. 809953 ID: fc33ea
Yeah, keep your ears open for one-liners between those two characters to reappropriate.
No. 809978 ID: 91ee5f
He isn't objecting, so slowly start wrapping your tail around his waist a few inches at a time. By the time the movie is over, you should be fully wrapped around his waist, which is when you'll say, "Oh? How did that happen?~"
No. 810040 ID: f97b68
I like this idea! Let's just try to be sneaky.
No. 810051 ID: 3ce125
Is Rishi sneaky enough to get her hands or tail under Leon's shirt/pants without him noticing?

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796749 No. 796749 ID: 81c4c9 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]
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No. 809947 ID: 5abf51
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No. 809949 ID: 3583d1

Can you give me a temporary form for a second? I want to talk with Ana directly... Maybe Fortune Ana too if she wants. Just tell mom to hang on a second. We're safe...
No. 810004 ID: 143250

Absurdity, please assure Ana that her mother knows she is safe now, and I'm sure that she heard everything, and that we promise that we will help her see her mother alive again one day. That will be my main goal for her.

And this might sound weird, but please offer her a comforting hug, as long as she needs it.
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No. 810045 ID: c5b754
Ana, our failures are drive us, it's what makes us get back up. And it's okay to fail, and it's okay to be afraid, if we weren't afraid, we couldn't be brave. When we least expect it, life sets us a challenge to test our courage and willingness to change; at such a moment, there is no point in pretending that nothing has happened or in saying that we are not yet ready. The challenge will not wait. Life does not look back. A week is more than enough time for us to decide whether or not to accept our destiny.

what do you want to fight for? I fight on for my son, And for you. But what do you want to stand up for for? What makes your, our fight, one that's worth fighting for?

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807980 No. 807980 ID: e136ae hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]
Because you asked for it...

Razzay's Quest!
A not-at-all-safe for work quest about a cranky witch who uses panty-magic and the Smikverse magic system.

Razzay originally appeared in BLIND DATE #3: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/res/799612.html - NSFW!

During the Quest, it was suggested that to overcome her depression at having the hopes and dreams of her life's work to obtain immortality by going on a QUEST with TGChan!

She has reluctantly agreed.
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No. 809946 ID: be0718
Enhance knockers! Don't feel too bad about corrupting this place's data, it's only a dime store knockoff of the prime universe.
No. 809955 ID: 0d1514
Personally I think we should try and avoid causing the apocalypse when possible.
No. 810034 ID: e136ae
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>Hf has a couple friends, Violet and Lavender Boobhound. They run a sex shop.
Whatever panties Lavender has must be the panties of the fucking gods, lest they would be destroyed many times daily. Her physiology is... absurd.

Razzay: So here's the real question -- would the panties fit?

>2) Sex-enhancing panties are cheap and relatively safe, go buy some. Go to the wolves, they've got good ^&*(.

Razzay: I'm not so sure the kind of panties I want are the kind they sell. Kinda look'n to borrow the owner's attributes, y'know?

Suddenly Nezzwell manifests.

Nezzwell: CHILD tell me you aren't considering hacking.

Razzay: I'm definitely considering hacking.

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No. 810038 ID: be0718
>Got me?
Got your nose.
No. 810043 ID: 0d1514
Tell Nezwell she's not your real mom

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808120 No. 808120 ID: 8a947d hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]
When the low, heavy sky weighs like a lid on the spirit, aching for the light
And when, embracing the horizon
It pours on us a black day which is sadder than any night.
When the Earth is turned into a dripping dungeon
In which hope, like a bat, flutters blindly
And bruises its timid wing and tender head against the walls and rotted ceilings.
When the rain, stretching down its long streaks of water imitates the bars of an enormous prison.
And a silent throng of loathsome spiders come
And weave their webs inside our brains.
And suddenly the bells swing angrily
And hurl their hideous uproar into the sky like a band of wandering spirits, who wail relentlessly.
And long hearses, without drums, or music
Move in a slow procession through my soul.
And defeated hope bursts into tears.
And the fierce tyrant anguish
Sets his black banner on my bowed head.

Wiki: https://tgchan.org/wiki/D3Quest
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No. 810023 ID: 902283
Use your agility for stealth! Get the drop on the next psycho, watch them from afar and maneuver your tentacles around in the shadows. If they spot you, stab like hell!
No. 810031 ID: 97bb2d
Best to be prepared... I have a feeling that when the sky gets like this we might find bigger and badder psycho people. If an evil prophet is responsible for this we should find him and kill him soon. Maybe once we end this ritual we can free Roland and Troy, although I'm hoping we find them before that.
No. 810032 ID: 91ee5f
Quietly go over and see what it is. It might be another Blood Arms trying to get to another survivor that's barricaded themselves somewhere.

Or the guy controlling everyone knows what you're trying to do and has sent a Blood Arms to destroy the remaining ingredient! And if that's what's going on, then the Blood Arms that was sent might be one of the stronger types, in the hopes of stopping you!
No. 810033 ID: 91ee5f
That's why we're gathering these ingredients. To make a medicine to rub in their eyes and free them from whatever's controlling them! It'll be easier to stop whatever's happening if Issei isn't by himself. And hopefully we can stop it before the medicine wears off and Troy and Roland go back to being controlled again.
No. 810039 ID: 3ce125
rolled 12 + 7 = 19

Use stealth to sneak up on the noise. Possibly from above. Rolling for agility.

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809039 No. 809039 ID: 395c02 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]
This quest is NSFW. 

Thread one: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/questarch/res/694230.html 

Thread two: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/questarch/res/714858.html 

Thread three: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/questarch/res/743976.html

Thread four: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/questarch/res/771470.html
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No. 810014 ID: 8d4593
You know honestly with its effect... Weather or not bird juice is a drug is... Debatable...
No. 810016 ID: 8cb228
Cry, spilling all the beans in a tearfelt heart to heart!
No. 810021 ID: 4ddd17
>explain the romance hoard

I mean, she IS ceri's mom... And she is currently questioning Ceri about that exact subject. ...would be the best time to explain.

Also wait what non-dragons have a tilde stat
No. 810024 ID: 1e7aa8
"I maaay have gotten carried away with the orgy."
No. 810029 ID: 600f38
She deserves to know the truth.

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809266 No. 809266 ID: 71cadf hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]
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No. 809674 ID: 5245b2
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Klok: "YIP!"

Klok: "Oh, it's just Pocket. Hey there Greenbean."
No. 809681 ID: 5245b2
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Klok: "I thought I was totally screwed for a second ther-"
Klok: "Oh. Oh dear god no..."
No. 810002 ID: 5245b2
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No. 810005 ID: 143250
Whelp, we'll see you when you are a skeleton again I guess.
No. 810027 ID: 8d4593
Wait Wait, hold on.Give it a few more microseconds.
Let the force propagate.
Let the heat turn blood and bone to expanding gas and plasma...
And Bam! You didn't need that arm anyway.
Or that head.

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662096 No. 662096 ID: dd338c hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]
Ah, right where I left it! It is nice how soft the dirt becomes in area where feet do not constantly tread upon it.
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No. 809906 ID: 84ac62
Drop by the chaos den then go to Kexluk.

Remember that there's a dumb prophecy about your six-lined badge and a kobold stealing the artifact.
No. 809909 ID: 91ee5f
Drop by the chaos den then go to Kexluk.
No. 809911 ID: 3abd97
B seems silly. Of course he is!

C then A.
No. 809931 ID: 84ac62
Remember that the fears of kobolds stealing the artifact could just be news of that prophecy you got earlier, and also that if they still plan to go on with the ceremony the original plan might still work fine, and even be favourable since it would remove the real artifact before it got to Enlu's. We planted the idea of a replacement into her head so in that case she should check it right away and not be blamed... though I think with the chaos being planned there might be suspicions. Hopefully Mosxa's shenanigans will divert even more resources.
No. 810022 ID: 015058
Before you go anywhere you have to tell us. What does that big fluffy tail of hers feel like?

C. Kexluk can deal with anything thrown at him. We need to get that relic stolen while he captures the towns attention. People will be so busy watching the duel they will not watch some kobolds running around.

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801367 No. 801367 ID: bfb318 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]
Previous Threads/Wiki: http://tgchan.org/wiki/Frillsby_and_Gallsby
Quest may be NSFW at times. [Warnings: Gays, Smash Bros, Magic, Nudity, Dangeresque Situations]

Frillsby and Gallsby are the only damn cops on the force. They still need to get their badges to prove it, but they're too busy with real cop duties in the small but magic heavy town of Dorb.
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I briefly wash up and go downstairs, where Villi is calmly confirming an order for a dozen bagels, and some kind of creamed coffee.
No. 810011 ID: bfb318
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Although I have not seen this person around town, before.

>"Yeah that's all right. And hey uh this is kind of a weird question!" the customer says. "But there hasn't been anything... strange going on in this town, has there?"
"Er- er... that is... nope, I mean, nothing too out of the ordinary!" Villi says, apparently so nervous that he'll flat out lie. "Nothing to concern yourself with I mean!"
>"That's a relief! Real good. I like calm towns."
No. 810015 ID: 3ce125
Go say hello. Ask him what he meant by strange things.
No. 810017 ID: bb78f2
Wait why did Villi blow you? Most of his connection was with Gallsby. You're practically a stranger to Villi by comparison with no real special moment together and he gave you a blowjob like nothing.

That was a super casual blowjob then.
Why DID he blow you again and not Gallsby? Did he get confused about who is who and didn't pay attention to the OP image?
No. 810019 ID: 015058
I guess the vicious cycle of blowjob karma might be strange to those who are not in the know.

Say hi to the new guy. Maybe some casual conversation might reveal why he is asking questions about strange going's on.

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779564 No. 779564 ID: bfb318 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]
This is a patreon funded quest, and may potentially have nsfw content. This takes place in the christmas universe: http://tgchan.org/kusaba/questarch/res/614976.html

February 13th, 10 AM, Ultrahive Capital Tower, Az's Office, approximately two and a half months following the first neumono christmas.

>"There's no way to separate our bond! And that's why Love and Friendship is the Ranger's way!"

I do not know what I just watched.
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No. 809994 ID: f08985
'Play fighting'. Right, sure.

"I hate to spoil you two lovebirds' mood, but Black and White are getting your coworkers together to crash the party. They're on their 'stealth fliers'. Any way you could tell them ahead of time that you're on a date and you don't want work interfering?"

Sucks to spoil her mood with work, but they were going to intrude and you can trust Pilon to get her back in the right mindset.
No. 809995 ID: 015058
I think we can probably ignore Pink's team for now. If they are going to hide and spy on date night it should be clear that Pink is just having a nice night out with you and friends.

If they do crash the party we just invite them to hang out and have dinner and tell them you feel guilty for zapping Pink with your grump beam and are trying to make it up to her.

Ask the fuzzy couple if they want any ice cream and grab them some chairs.

As for your two dates try to get them interacting more. They both know you well enough but to make this night perfect we need to get to know each other.

Maybe start a conversation that they can both chime in on. Possibly something scienceish that a operator like Katzati would be familiar with?
No. 809998 ID: 3abd97
So... we got incoming. Can we get our operator to give us an ETA? How fast are the ranger's fliers, and how far away are they?

Sure. "Play fighting."

Finally tired each other out, then?

Outing Pink when she's technically in civilian disguise seems a bad idea. As does bothering her about her team jumping to conclusions. Giving her intel we only accessed by secretly hiding recording devices in their base is the worst idea.
No. 810000 ID: 3ce125
Don't bother telling your group about the Rangers. UDA Agents should be able to intercept and inform them of the general situation and that they should stay out of empathy range but are free to get an eye on the situation if they want. If the UDA can't talk to the Rangers via radio or something, then we can give Pink a heads up.

Offer some ice cream. Ask if they had fun; looks like they had fun!
No. 810018 ID: 91ee5f
Wait, how did they find out about that?!

Oh, right, Pink sent them a message saying that.

Wait, Pink said they keep their identities secret from each other! And they already know what "Grey" looks like without a helmet on! Meaning, if they come here and see Polo, then the pink colored neumono with Polo will obviously be Pink and her identity will be revealed to the other Rangers! I'm pretty sure Pink doesn't want that!

But if we tell her, then it'll ruin the happy feelings she's been building up to fire at the rouges on Valentine's tomorrow to make them feel happy! That'll ruin Valentine's Day!

Uhhh, let's keep this info to ourselves and hope the UDA and/or Rokoa and Az can handle it quietly outside of Pink's empathy range!

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801983 No. 801983 ID: 9a036d hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]
Previous chapters
1: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/questarch/res/762401.html
2: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/res/779392.html

Disthread: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/questdis/res/106228.html
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No. 809975 ID: bb78f2
Also, one or two of us could try going to sleep to preserve our CO2 scrubbers.
No. 809997 ID: fc33ea
Well without it we'll be stuck here.
No. 809999 ID: be0718
Oof, try not to remind them - they've been dealing with it for 600 years.
No. 810006 ID: 91ee5f
Well, even if we get the pinch drive, wouldn't that make it hard to bring the asteroid with us if we use it?

Besides, I don't like the idea of putting more work on top of what they were already going to do.

Hey, here's an idea: Bucky is our tech guy, right? When we find him, he can help speed up whatever Dachelle and Cain are doing! And, it'll be even faster if Sam and Annie help, too! All 5 of us working on this should hopefully speed it up and we won't be out here longer!

It's going to suck for Bucky to have to endure fighting the Repo guy's ship, waiting for rescue, and helping Dachelle and Cain, all without getting any kind of rest, but he'll definitely deserve some kind of rest by the time we all get back to the Sunfish!
No. 810013 ID: 8d4593
It can wait. It's in orbit too.
We probably have a few weekS at the very least.

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784444 No. 784444 ID: 4063a3 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]
CHAPTER 1 :: http://tgchan.org/kusaba/questarch/res/692327.html
CHAPTER 2 :: http://tgchan.org/kusaba/questarch/res/696969.html
CHAPTER 3 :: http://tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/res/715522.html
CHAPTER 4 :: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/res/727645.html
CHAPTER 5 :: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/res/736166.html
CHAPTER 6 :: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/res/743488.html
CHAPTER 7 :: http://tgchan.org/kusaba/questarch/res/754011.html
CHAPTER 8 :: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/res/759736.html
CHAPTER 9 :: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/res/768999.html

WIKI :: http://tgchan.org/wiki/A_Little_Town_Called_Coxwette
DISCUSSION :: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/questdis/res/103517.html

You got knocked the HECK out in a little town called Coxwette.
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No. 809792 ID: 7b3f54
Not is all that it a-spears.
No. 809850 ID: 064dbf
"Please tell me that bottle wasn't some kind of hoodoo voodoo bullshit and they just got more powerful." Said as you fetch the spear and ready you use it to defend yourself as if you actually know what you're doing.
No. 809926 ID: 633baa
Bruh that thing is probably gonna climb through. don't pussy out and run immediately tho, just keep your eyes peeled on that window
No. 809934 ID: bf5c4c
Oh it's time to fuckin' throw down
No. 809996 ID: d85f5b
Yeah, that bottle was probably the magic that kept the dudes from entering the building. Time to run and hide, probably have to fight them on the way. Either way

Either the Plath house or the library methinks.

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799849 No. 799849 ID: 15a025 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]
Previous threads:

Volume 1: http://tgchan.org/kusaba/questarch/res/679483.html
Intermission: http://tgchan.org/kusaba/questarch/res/689526.html
Volume 2: http://tgchan.org/kusaba/questarch/res/692289.html
Volume 3: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/questarch/res/718221.html
Volume 4: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/res/738639.html

Discussion Thread: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/questdis/res/96175.html
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No. 809884 ID: 91ee5f
If that's your boss, don't give him your location or anything. Remember, he hung up on you as soon as you mentioned you were working with the King's mages to attack the terrorists! It's almost like the arm he put on you is illegal or something! If he constantly asks you what your location is, then he's trying to find you and that might not be a good thing!

Then again, it could be Oscar or the King.
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>Obligatory, check to see if anyone was sleeping next to you... =P
Candy's sleeping next to me, snoring away.

>But your phone is vibrating in your bag, go check it!

My head says go back to bed, but I get up anyway and shuffle over to my bag to rummage through it. By the time I find my phone, it stopped ringing. I fumble around with the buttons a bit and get it to play the voice message they left. I start doing my morning stretches while I listen to it.

Osacar: "Hey, it's Oscar, just calling to see how you're feeling and let you know a boat left last night to pick you all up. It should be there sometime tonight or tomorrow morning. Hope you're feeling better."

I guess I was really out of it last night? Still can't really think straight right now, what's next on the wake up agenda?
No. 809916 ID: ca0e20
Get another sit-rep/headcount of the team. Especially Don, how did the hunt go?

Once everyone is accounted for, time to head for the boat.
No. 809973 ID: 91ee5f
No. 809988 ID: 7b65b9
check how candy is doing without waking her up, then head out to check up on everyone else.

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784829 No. 784829 ID: f6ba27 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]
Crosshairs are boring edition

Wiki: http://tgchan.org/wiki/Enemy_Quest
QuestDis: http://tgchan.org/kusaba/questdis/res/81802.html
Previous Chapter: http://tgchan.org/kusaba/questarch/res/767346.html
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No. 808301 ID: 367077
I honestly think we should keep it to one option here. We're making conversation, not a presentation, and all the options fundamentally speak to how things have changed, just with different emphases. Trying to have multiple emphases in a short walk-and-talk conversation is only going to make each one less meaningful.

Let's keep it short, clear, and punchy.
No. 808343 ID: 08e550
No. 809885 ID: e97f18
I'm voting for just 2 ("occupational hazard" sounds good, as in >>806538), and perhaps 5.
No. 809918 ID: ccd925
9) sorry if it made you uncomfortable and 6
No. 809987 ID: 159ee9
5 then 2
"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to be uncomfortable. This job has been throwing more and more unreal situations with me, and I've been changing to try and meet them. As much as I'm an alien escort, I've also had to try and be an advacatote. It's stressful, and I think I've been using humor as a way to try and defuse things. And well, given how forward some of the people I've been dating recently"

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807859 No. 807859 ID: d36af7 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]
Our story so far:

Exactly halfway through the first leg of their first paying job as The New Fire Hawks, our heroes have been caught in a barely-natural disaster. With daring, cleverness, Viste's ability to casually tear a new axe-hole in space itself, Decaro Vos's "coral snake style" amphibious sumo wrestling, and Maria Agate's ability to tie knots which bind the very soul, they've managed to capture an alarmingly competent bandit lord, and thereby thwart his seige of the small seaside town of Eckton.

Before they could celebrate this unlikely victory, blood spilled during the battle triggered a cataclysmic upwelling of plant growth, releasing latent energies from the prior civil war and perhaps beyond. For the Old God in question, it might be the equivalent of popping a zit. For mortals on the ground, it's a brand new forest, twenty-five miles wide and five or ten miles tall. All the retreating bandits, pursuing guardsmen, inhabitants of outlying villages within half a day's travel of Eckton, and most of the New Fire Hawks (including Maru Red who was leading the charge out the front gate, Hore Wutashi who was dueling the bandits' mage, and Yisheng Ji who'd been hanging back as a reserve force but entered the fray to rescue their leader, Davina) are lost inside a vegetal labyrinth, leaving only Daniel and Maria Agate and Eckton's few remaining able-bodied men-at-arms to guard the town walls... and the tungsten shipment bound for the great metropolis of Overmire, some fifteen hundred miles further up the coast, safe delivery of which is their actual contracted objective.

Hore, Viste, Maru, Yisheng Ji, and a squad of ten halberd-weilding Eckton guards have met up in a large hexagonal... room? Forest clearing? The nature of this place is not yet completely clear. There's a rope bridge, woven from living vines, with gourds growing from it, which was on fire when they arri
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No. 809874 ID: d36af7
>baleful mutation right in the face
>anything that'll cause sensory issues.
>rolled 6, 5, 5 = 16
Non-critical failure. Half-blinded by pain, Vos's grasping claw falls short of his intended target. He falls on his own face, accidentally delivering Tittivila's blessing to the grassy ground, which helpfully encloses him in a cocoon of damp seaweed. Vos is no longer on fire, and his wounds are being treated.

The devil dog laughs a while longer, steals Vos's chainmail shirt for it's own use, and eventually wanders off.
No. 809880 ID: af6e04
rolled 1, 5, 4 = 10

No time to nap now. Vos rips himself free of the seaweed and painfully slithers over to the well to check on Esmeraude.
No. 809887 ID: d36af7
>rips himself free of the seaweed
It clings to his charred skin like gummy green adhesive bandages, but doesn't impede movement as much as brass balm. Vos now has a sufficient range of experiences to justify points in the Connoisseur (emergency medicine) skill, which is unlikely to be of much use beyond making conversation with jaded aesthetes who suffer severe injuries on a regular basis.

>painfully slithers over to the well to check on Esmeraude
On closer inspection, it's less of a well, more of a slanted chute. There's a hatch on the left wall, about halfway down. The sorceress is at the chute's terminus, a hundred feet away, and has just retrieved her prize from among a heap of compost. "Aw, man! It's just a freakin' paintbrush?" she moans.

The brush leaps from her hand and delicately inscribes "O man, it is just a freaking paint brush?" on a polished section of the stone wall in vivid green ink. Esmeraude's eyes light up enough for Vos to see this all the way from the top. She clutches her hands to her chest, drools slightly, and squeaks "That is so cool." The brush dutifully adds her comment to the record.
No. 809922 ID: 85198d
rolled 6, 5, 5 = 16

Too steep to climb back out, I assume?

>"That is so cool."
Vos lets out a guttural sigh. "I will look for rope."

Checking the house or just looking for a sturdy vine.
No. 809970 ID: d36af7
>Vos lets out a guttural sigh.
Flesh around his inner jaws feels like he's been gargling sandpaper. The bee larvae in his pouch seem to be growing, and their writhing movements are making him mildly nauseous.

>"I will look for rope." Checking the house or just looking for a sturdy vine.
>rolled 6, 5, 5 = 16
No rope-like items of sufficient length are readily available. Vos crawls around in the abandoned/depopulated cottage, opening containers at random, hampered by feverish brain-fog to the point that he struggles to identify some common tools and furnishings at a glance. There was some reason he needed to flee this place, but he can't quite...

Esmeraude sneaks up, taps his shoulder just hard enough to derail that train of thought, and cheerfully asks what he needed rope for.
>Too steep to climb back out, I assume?
Apparently not for someone with a flight spell.

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786835 No. 786835 ID: 144af2 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]
It has been a long day. I kinda just want to pass out, but it's 4 in the afternoon, and I've gotta head to the Second Ring in an hour. I really don't want to, but I think the reward might be worth enduring this day a little longer.
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No. 809904 ID: 8d4593
that or "UUughhh... Cameras"
No. 809908 ID: 91ee5f
Or maybe he just met Excalibur from Soul Eater and is making that face? XD
No. 809912 ID: 3abd97
So it's a bad picture. Be nice, you're still a guest here.
No. 809923 ID: a4e776
well, it is either what you said, or he was blinking while he was being photographed. (or maybe yawning)
No. 809932 ID: be0718
Which makes it more interesting that they got it framed. Try tweaking it to reveal a secret doorway.

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No. 809784 ID: a363ac
attempt to crawl in your new box home and say, "I am box guardian! guardian of the box! Doukissa quivers before me!"
No. 809794 ID: ced636
Eve. Is it somehow possible for us to have sex with you personally? I understand you're a u.i. Element but there must be a way for us to get jiggy together.

Oh and tell D about our low sperm levels.
No. 809795 ID: 3740b1
Man we are just all over the fucking place with these suggestions. Good luck Flynn.

No. 809833 ID: 609cbc
Here's my vote. Give the girl control till your reservoirs are empty. Really let her play with you. And then when you are on empty, return the favor!
No. 809920 ID: cc08c7
Gonna go with this one myself. Let her be dominant like she wants and then switch once she's satisfied.

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No. 805466 ID: 8d4593
How the fuck did they get that key stuck on the rail like that?

Or is it a hook and not a complete circle.
Cuz if it were a hook, that would pretty much explain it.
Looks circular from over here though.
No. 805504 ID: 143250
interestingly, the graffiti of the two doors and table are different than the ones we just passed. The graffiti has two round doors, and an empty table, and no light fixture while the area we passed has two square doors, a table with a vase and empty envelope, and a light fixture. And the doors are farther apart as well. Those might not be the same doors we've seen.

What is that scribble next to the picture of the key?
No. 806503 ID: 97007d
Inspect the graffiti. Are those instructions?
No. 806504 ID: 97007d
Inspect the graffiti. Are those instructions?
No. 809915 ID: a78a0a
Man, I really need to pay more attention. Sorry for not letting my voice be heard in the back of your head for so long! Regardless, that does look like a key on the railing right before the staircase crumbles into nothingness; if you can, acquire that key. Also, I agree with what #806503 said earlier; check that graffiti. Those could very well be instructions on what to do with that key and the doors... wherever they are!

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You all met in a tavern in some no-name logging town out on the frontier. Scruffy prospectors, scheming merchants, disgraced minor nobles, and deranged veterans from thousands of miles away converged on rumors of a ruined fortress from the Old Empire and the priceless treasures within. Seemed like a great way to get rich, make a name for yourself, or at least keep busy while avoiding the big cities for whatever reason.

You assembled a team, planned an expedition, set out for one of the better-known cavern entrances... then things started to go wrong. Currently you're deep underground, separated from the rest of the expedition and known paths to the surface by a sliding-wall trap, and the way forward is blocked by some ridiculous chess puzzle. Engraving on steel plaque, on a low stone pedestal covered in smudged-out chalk notes, reads

"Life is a dirge of shadow and light
A terrible chore ‘ere blessed sleep
Resting in peace of eternal night
A knightly prize for those who would leap
Into the fray knowing their right
A foolish whim whose meaning is deep
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No. 809848 ID: af6e04
rolled 5, 3, 1 = 9

>underside of a jaw-joint
If it's got a chance of making the snake drop Isaiah, then Helen's all for it. Taking the shot.
No. 809871 ID: d36af7
Helen launches a crossbow bolt at the snake's neck/jawline. More of that flickering shadowstuff gets in the way, but the shot seems to sink in more or less on target.
Isaiah, who's looking a bit like a stepped-on tin can at this point, takes advantage of the opening created by Helen's shot to lever himself up and grab one of the snake's yard-long fangs. With his other hand he lands a few solid punches on the roof of the beast's mouth.

Then it swallows him and lunges forward to bite Pog.
No. 809879 ID: af6e04
rolled 3, 6, 4 = 13

>flickering shadowstuff
Must be some sort of illusion-based natural defense. Either way, it still bleeds.

Helen yells at Pog to get back and shoots the snake in the eye.
No. 809890 ID: 902283
rolled 4, 6, 6 = 16

Pog retreats, using his tools to guard.
No. 809898 ID: d36af7
Helen's second shot glances off a scaly ridge just above the eye.
Pog does not dodge or parry successfully, and as a result catches one of the snake's fangs in the right side of his neck, deep. Something like a tiny hollow ivory dagger blade emerges from the left side of his torso, just under the ribs, piddling a pint or so of what looks like rotten milk down his leg. The liquid soon disappears into that thick red mist all over the floor.

So, good news is, vast majority of the poison missed his bloodstream completely, and this snake's not going to be able to bite anyone else effectively until it gets Pog out of the way.

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