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818827 No. 818827 ID: 8a947d hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

Distant stars, come in black or red.
I've seen their worlds, inside my head.
They connect, with the fall of man.
They breathe you in, and dive as deep as they can.
There's nothing you can do for them, they are the force between
When the sunlight is arising.
There's nothing you can say to him, he is without a heart
And the space has been broken.

Wiki: https://tgchan.org/wiki/D3Quest
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No. 823865 ID: 91ee5f

"I was captured and when I refused a Preacher's offer to convert, he stabbed a needle in my eye and took it out of my skull."
No. 823868 ID: 8a947d
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You: Some asshole priest in a shitty hat tore it out.

Troy: Jeez! The church does that ?

You: Yeah some shit about me repenting or paying for my sins. The same hokey crap they pull in sermons.

Troy: So how'd ya get caught ?

You: A long time ago I enlisted as a Pagan Knight to assault an outpost set up near some of our territory. It was supposed to be a quick and easy attack, but the Regency set a trap. The place was swarming with priests, the one's that didn't get killed got captured and put through this shit.

Troy: Holy shit...looks like I took my eye for granted. How'd you escape ?
No. 823871 ID: 8a947d
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You: Better more elite Pagans responded to the situation... a lot of them died too...

You: I escaped in the madness and because of my injury I was honorably discharged, I feel like I've talked about it enough.

Troy: Right! right... sorry. I guess it's no wonder you hate them so much, seems like the church has kinda screwed everyone over one way or another.
No. 823874 ID: 3ce125

The church is founded on lies and lust for power, and their priests are all heartless bastards with no regard for the common people. It's not surprising that their organization burns everything it touches.
No. 823876 ID: 91ee5f

"Yeah, they have."

"Hey, Issei, you've lived longer than me and Troy combined. Do you have any interesting stories you'd be willing to tell us?"

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803765 No. 803765 ID: e136ae hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

Previous Threads:

Thread 1: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/res/778045.html
Thread 2: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/res/798380.html
Thread 3: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/res/799612.html

Welcome back to BLIND DATE QUEST with your hostess, Nemaaaaaaaaain Moooooooorigaaaan!

Our show has some NEW RULES to go along with our New Johnnys!

Johnny now has the following attributes:
- Skill: Refers to Action (combat) Skill.
- Charisma: How good Johnny is in social situations.
- Ardor: How good Johnny is in romantic situations.
- Luck: Allows him to amplify good situations, minimize bad situaitons, or just be lucky when he needs to be.
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No. 823815 ID: 7fad5d

Oh gee, a mysterious beggar while we're visiting something to do with Hellenic mythology? Yeah, better shell out.

2. Pass the beggar some cash and see what he has to say.
No. 823824 ID: 600f38

We're in a greek mythos here.
Give him a bunch of cash and let him talk. Anything else is suicide.
No. 823825 ID: be0718

Scoff and dismiss him for an oddly specific reason, like not having a hat.
No. 823873 ID: e136ae
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The old beggar is amused by your genre-savvy.

Old Beggar: I'm surprised there's any of you who even remember anymore. I'd say you must not be an ordinary person, but given who you're with I guess that would go without saying.

He motions for you to lean in close.

Old Beggar: You're not walking with a mortal, Miss. What's your business with her? I'm not trying to pry, it's your welfare at stake.

What do you tell him?
No. 823875 ID: 7fad5d

Romance, wooing, you know how it is.

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732068 No. 732068 ID: 7d01b5 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

I am a shark, just hanging out underwater. What is my name and what should I do?

Could get nsfw, or maybe not. We'll see...

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No. 823614 ID: 42770e

Don't flirt or do anything lewd or vulgar. Some...problem voices are suggesting that to cause chaos.

Instead, in your fury, say that what is going on here isn't just 'fucked up', there ware words for this kind of thing. Words like 'atrocity' and 'crimes against sentience' and 'casus belli'.
No. 823617 ID: ba506f

pretend that you can't hear her well and push through that wall cause fuck that shit.
No. 823855 ID: 9b80a5

ok 2 options stall for time and pray she wont notice you pushing through
No. 823856 ID: 9b80a5

she probably wont banish you cause you know too much she could straight up kill your soul and leave your body a hollowed husk and you'd essentially be dead so do something to try to get away away from her
No. 823872 ID: 15a025

Swim away Finn!

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812307 No. 812307 ID: 77c5e3 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

CHAPTER 1 :: http://tgchan.org/kusaba/questarch/res/692327.html
CHAPTER 2 :: http://tgchan.org/kusaba/questarch/res/696969.html
CHAPTER 3 :: http://tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/res/715522.html
CHAPTER 4 :: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/res/727645.html
CHAPTER 5 :: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/res/736166.html
CHAPTER 6 :: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/res/743488.html
CHAPTER 7 :: http://tgchan.org/kusaba/questarch/res/754011.html
CHAPTER 8 :: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/res/759736.html
CHAPTER 9 :: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/res/768999.html
CHAPTER 10 :: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/res/784444.html

WIKI :: http://tgchan.org/wiki/A_Little_Town_Called_Coxwette
DISCUSSION :: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/questdis/res/103517.html

You and Lisa have just crossed the threshold from City Hall into the balmy night. Susanna left the building a couple of minutes before, and there are no reverends in sight for now. Lisa has the clipboard, and both of you can use it, but she has noted that it is very difficult to do so while walking or running.

Where do you go first?
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No. 823821 ID: 8d4593

A. We haven't spent any time with Rita and the baddies are dead... For now.
No. 823826 ID: ca661e

A all the way
No. 823830 ID: aebfae

A. Need all the help you can get.
No. 823869 ID: 8111b6

Now is not the time for lewds, as that will attract more of the reverends. Plan A sounds good. two weapons and four eyes are better than what we had. ...and we're injured after that reverend pumping us full of his juices.
No. 823870 ID: 3ce125

It's just holy water. They think it "purifies" sinners/monsters.

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807859 No. 807859 ID: d36af7 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

Our story so far:

Exactly halfway through the first leg of their first paying job as The New Fire Hawks, our heroes have been caught in a barely-natural disaster. With daring, cleverness, Viste's ability to casually tear a new axe-hole in space itself, Decaro Vos's "coral snake style" amphibious sumo wrestling, and Maria Agate's ability to tie knots which bind the very soul, they've managed to capture an alarmingly competent bandit lord, and thereby thwart his seige of the small seaside town of Eckton.

Before they could celebrate this unlikely victory, blood spilled during the battle triggered a cataclysmic upwelling of plant growth, releasing latent energies from the prior civil war and perhaps beyond. For the Old God in question, it might be the equivalent of popping a zit. For mortals on the ground, it's a brand new forest, twenty-five miles wide and five or ten miles tall. All the retreating bandits, pursuing guardsmen, inhabitants of outlying villages within half a day's travel of Eckton, and most of the New Fire Hawks (including Maru Red who was leading the charge out the front gate, Hore Wutashi who was dueling the bandits' mage, and Yisheng Ji who'd been hanging back as a reserve force but entered the fray to rescue their leader, Davina) are lost inside a vegetal labyrinth, leaving only Daniel and Maria Agate and Eckton's few remaining able-bodied men-at-arms to guard the town walls... and the tungsten shipment bound for the great metropolis of Overmire, some fifteen hundred miles further up the coast, safe delivery of which is their actual contracted objective.

Hore, Viste, Maru, Yisheng Ji, and a squad of ten halberd-weilding Eckton guards have met up in a large hexagonal... room? Forest clearing? The nature of this place is not yet completely clear. There's a rope bridge, woven from living vines, with gourds growing from it, which was on fire when they arri
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No. 823827 ID: af6e04

rolled 1, 3, 6 = 10

"Would feel better about this if I had not been locked out while it was happening."

>"I will appreciate your discretion in this matter."
"Feel we should at least tell Davina. She will not overreact. I will not speak word to anybody else. Is this fair?"
No. 823844 ID: d36af7

>tell Davina
After minimal back-and-forth about who and what Davina is, Yisheng Ji's parasitic patient is adamant that she absolutely must not be informed on this subject. If gold or blood or spells must be expended to accomplish that, arrangements can be made. It refers to her, or possibly some category or organization which includes her, with the mental image of stone claws, gnarled and twisted in geometrically impossible ways, wielding a golden blade, rather than by any pronounceable name.
No. 823849 ID: b0bc40

>would feel better if I had not been locked out
"Would you feel the same about have been denied access to a more conventional operating theater, I wonder?"

>we should at least tell Davina
"I respect Davina as a leader. However, I was not aware I required Davina's permission to perform my craft. I must say, I'm somewhat disappointed in this sudden pettiness, Vos. I would have thought of all people, you would be the most considerate of my wishes concerning my medical affairs. Especially considering I quite recently saved your life from a fatal disease, whilst even preserving the lives of your unborn children. I cannot prevent you from doing as you wish, but know that I will be very displeased if you choose not to respect my request."
No. 823859 ID: af6e04

"It's not pettiness, it is fear for safety of everybody aboard the ship. If you could at least give good reason for being so secretive about bringing an invasive parasite back with us then I may reconsider. I have offered fair compromise."
No. 823867 ID: 3abd97

>If Viste wants to check out this secret door, however, Helen can stay here in the library and keep Sage Frist busy.
Lifting her head from the book she was examining, Viste considers the offer for a moment, then shakes her head.

"No, that's quite alright."

Her assessment is that Sage Frist seems already positively inclined towards our group, thanks to the delivery of a much needed job offer, his preexisting friendship with Helen, and the boys upstairs providing medical treatment to his guest. If we did discover something he was trying to keep hidden, best case is that gives us leverage over him (a stick we don't appear to need), worst case is it gets us thrown out, or incites violence (she'd rather prefer to avoid fighting a 5th circle or higher mage in his own domain).

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797115 No. 797115 ID: 65a774 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

Quest Dis: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/questdis/res/108793.html
Wiki and previous threads (Needs love): https://tgchan.org/wiki/Boldly_Coming
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No. 823312 ID: 3ce125

Well if you do go down on her again, be sure to get feedback so you can learn how to do it properly. You could also try using that dildo on her while licking her clit.
No. 823365 ID: 72ed6b

I would still say that she most needs someone to cuddle her close for the night. I think in the end, that'd be more intimate, not less.

If we manage to get it back up again, we could sleep inside her, no thrusting required, just for the feeling of closeness.

But if we do decide to return the favor, then yes, ask her to keep a running commentary, so we can find what feels good to her and skip what doesn't.
No. 823790 ID: 65a774
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>Don't want the blowjob karma to be out of balance.
You’re pretty sure you’ve been through enough things for your karma to already be out of balance in the opposite direction.
>Don't rush and don't let her rush you, you've all the time in the world.
You need to take it slow… rushing things might have been a major factor to your… nervous breakdown earlier.
>If your first 'home run' is with Qarka, and Xi really does have an ovipositor, technically all three will have pinched your v card, in a way.
…you really hope that ovipositor thing isn’t real… because that is a V you don’t want removed.

>Some music might be nice anyway.
“Hmhm… I have to agree… without the background sound of the club it’s rather quiet and dull here, isn’t it? Here, let me… mmm… please you.”
You’re not sure how she did it, but suddenly there is soft piece of music filling the room. It’s a calm voiceless melody played with only acoustic instrument that you don’t recognize… but the effect of hearing it is still tranquil.

>Go for the backrub.
You slowly crawl up behind her and sit down on the edge of the bed, with her thin body placed between your legs. As your let your hand travel over her back, you quickly learn that she prefers to be petted more than actually getting a more human like massage. In particular, you can feel her arc her back as soon as you start scratching it.
“Mmm… a bit lower… *Purr*”

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No. 823811 ID: be0718

If it would better please her, you aren't going to be *that* picky about your first time... though you are the heavier of the two so you are unsure she'd want you on top.
No. 823866 ID: 3ce125

Either way, you're gonna stick it in there. If you're going that far, may as well go all the way.
Hmm should we start recording again? It's not so personal now.

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813730 No. 813730 ID: e0f785 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

"AAUH! GRBFLBFbfbl....."


Well that sucked! I guess those crocodiles are hungry!
I gotta figure out another way across the water. I have a spear and two very small bombs. I got some sharp claws too. Oh yeah, and I can detach my bodyparts, control them remotely, and reattach them later. I'm not sure if that would help here, but you never know!
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No. 823620 ID: 3abd97

Well, if he's leading you into traps, he's not crazy. Just malicious. Or at least, he's smarter than the other crazies you met.
No. 823818 ID: e0f785
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I dooon't think I could throw Irib very far. They're kind of... a giant blob. Not easy to throw! Maybe in pieces...

Hmm... I'll have to come up with a way to do it that wouldn't make anyone suspicious. I get Tonzo on the line.
:glinp-happy:"Do you know anything about the possessed crew?"
:tonzo:"Err, let me see now... I can't say what they've gotten up to since we abandoned that level, but last we knew, there was a male Neumono, a Miklik, and a female Amtsvane. There may be others."
:glinp-happy:"Did the Miklik have a... any identifying mutations?"
:tonzo:"No, but keep in mind that these demons may have modified their hosts, and they may have taken more than one."
:glinp-happy:"Thanks again!" Hmmmm... I turn to Irib. "if there's someone out there, can you ZOOM over to 'em and pin them to like a wall or something? Make extra s
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No. 823828 ID: 7fad5d

Keep throwing pieces to occupy his attention while the bits he isn't looking at overwhelm him.
No. 823829 ID: be0718

Divide and conquer!
No. 823864 ID: 3ce125

See if you can distract him enough so that he accidentally steps on the trap he was intending you to get hit by.

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822661 No. 822661 ID: d8df18 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

>In a dark dark forest there was a dark dark hill.

>On the dark dark hill there was a dark dark house.

>In the dark dark house there were some dark dark stairs.

>At the end of the dark dark stairs there was a dark dark room.

>In the dark dark room there was a dark dark painting. In the dark dark painting...
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No. 823838 ID: f8f9ea

Woah now, Lavender's a spider on a mission. Better get back to planning that party.
No. 823841 ID: ba56e6

Parting is such sweet sorrow, but I should go invite the rest of the family. To dinner. Not to group makeouts.
No. 823843 ID: 91ee5f

These, I guess.

Just make sure Teleste knows that she's invited to the party!
No. 823846 ID: be0718

Three days have passed without us realizing it, reality can wait for us. There's no set date yet, and thus no deadline.
No. 823863 ID: a307f1

Squeeze Teleste, tell her you like her, and invite her on a walk in the courtyard! Under the stars!

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823831 No. 823831 ID: 9b6750 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

"The real tragedy of the poor is the poverty of their aspirations"
-Adam Smith
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No. 823839 ID: e4b8f7

Are you sure?

Rotate plane by perceptional horizontal axis by 45 degrees clockwise.
No. 823842 ID: eb7f0c

Bend it four times to make a square.
No. 823850 ID: 8d4593

Bend it into the 3rd dimension.
No. 823851 ID: 7fad5d

That's a pentagon, we already have one side and each bend adds one. You need three bends to make a square.

See how many times you can bend it.
No. 823862 ID: 3ce125

Bend it through the second dimension. Then the third. Then the fourth. Let's see what happens at 10 dimensions.

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818690 No. 818690 ID: 3bdd52 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

Previous Chapter:


The madness continues in Chapter 2 of "the SLAVE the THIEF and the SLUT"
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No. 823840 ID: 3bdd52
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Aalos - Soooo.....why were you naked in the pantry and savagely eating tomato paste like it was going to be taken away from you? And why were you threatening me with a knife? And why didn't you want your brother to see you?

Doukissa - I was having a nightmare and when I woke up I was still in it... I found cans, I didn't care what was in it, I didn't know when I'd see my next meal and then I saw a figure I didn't recognize so I made my intentions clear... Then you snapped me out of it... it had been a good long time since it got so bad, I thought I was getting better, I didn't want Varonos seeing me like that...

Aalos - but why where you naked?

Doukissa - I sleep naked...

Aalos - I thought you said you sleep with clothes on?

Doukissa - yeah when you're in my bed, you little perv~

>That said, I think we ought to tell Doukissa the whole addiction caution message [...] Also add that we put in a order for a box of them in our next delivery, just so they're on hand.
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No. 823847 ID: 094652

Attempt to @#$% her nipples.
No. 823848 ID: 600f38

"You still owe me a wild night. You sure you don't want to take the edge off and get your dopamine pumping?
I'd even play innocent and let you be the virgin-killer~"
No. 823853 ID: 8d4593

>little perv
>little perv

So my nickname is LP?
No. 823861 ID: 90f3c0

"Things will go faster if you give me a hand~"

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819884 No. 819884 ID: 7e370e hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

Shacking hands insert a talisman into the sword.

?: Don't let this be a fake, please don't be a fake talisman.
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No. 823535 ID: 4854ef

We can't exactly make mobile parts! We've tried that before. Can't exactly make a saw that does well enough if we can't even make a single moving part

*Turn into claymore and shadow strike*
No. 823546 ID: 179409

Almost forgot. Shadow Strike.
No. 823762 ID: cc5ab4

Gonna second the Claymore. And Shadow Strike, obviously.
No. 823820 ID: 5bcb58

Chainsword and guys it's called shadowLESS strike.
No. 823852 ID: 8d4593

>There is no way I am letting go of you until you pledge yourself to my cause to the very end.

Then impress us, oh wise and mighty dragon dicked emperor to be.

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809039 No. 809039 ID: 395c02 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

This quest is NSFW. 

Thread one: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/questarch/res/694230.html 

Thread two: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/questarch/res/714858.html 

Thread three: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/questarch/res/743976.html

Thread four: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/questarch/res/771470.html
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No. 823769 ID: 51b8ec

"Sorry.", or some other kind of one-word apology, should be the first thing you say. Both about not being a real dog, and for the incident you two had.
No. 823771 ID: 6102e3

Additional note: I almost wanted to add "I'm sorry" to that, but I don't think Ceri being very apologetic is going to solve much. Daatra is probably blaming herself more than she is Ceri, given that Ceri did try to object several times, and Daatra kept insisting. The only thing Ceri did to be really blamed for was the mouth thing, and that was only once the touching and teasing had already started. She could have objected more forcefully or been aware enough to ask why Daatra was acting strangely, but those aren't things that she was the center of responsibility for.

Daatra is probably upset with herself, maybe for pushing herself on Ceri but probably moreso for cheating on her boyfriend. Ceri apologizing for it all and trying to take the blame may make her feel even worse rather than improving things! And it would be disrespectful as it denies Daatra agency as a responsible person in her own right. This situation is just as much and maybe a little more her fault than it is Ceri's.

Maybe start by saying something like "I sorted things out with the shop lady. I think we both kind of... forgot ourselves for a while, there."
No. 823787 ID: 143250

dog whimper
No. 823835 ID: 9eeb03

Relationships between people are insanely hard to navigate in a rough stretch. I want to comfort her, but I'm not sure if it should be with words, your physical presence, or some combination of both.
So many perfect actions forming in our minds only to fall flat before they are even acted upon.
But above all, you need to be Ceridwen. No dog tricks to find out a secret, or dragon acts to protect your hoard.
You are Ceridwen, and Datara is your best friend.
I'm certain you can act as such.
No. 823845 ID: be0718

That's sweet and all, but... she can't do so, if you don't tell her how...

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821558 No. 821558 ID: 65a774 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]

“And so it all comes to an end, old friend, with a simple choice.”


Discussion: http://tgchan.org/kusaba/questdis/res/92354.html
Wiki and previous threads: http://tgchan.org/wiki/Strange_Bedfellows
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No. 823516 ID: fc33ea

If the hand gets cut off, what are the chances it skitters off of just crumbles to ash?
No. 823745 ID: 830fb7

isn't that hand the one you lost to the nightmare, if so it could be that when you loose a limb to one it becomes infested in the real world. You where told that loosing a limb in the dream walking state would have real world effects on your body, but you didn't think this is what was meant.
No. 823770 ID: 51b8ec

Cut it off, I say! There is naught to be gained from tolerating such vileness upon your person!
No. 823822 ID: 5bcb58

I say give the rock bab a chance.
No. 823823 ID: 91ee5f

It can have its chance when we cut off the possessed hand and give it to the elemental!

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662096 No. 662096 ID: dd338c hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

Ah, right where I left it! It is nice how soft the dirt becomes in area where feet do not constantly tread upon it.
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No. 823718 ID: 830fb7

say this
No. 823763 ID: 6102e3


I think that's a bit too... well, I don't want to say pretentious, but something like that. For one thing, we probably don't have time to say that much with the kobolds in the tunnels coming; if we have time to say anything it's only while leaving or doing something else. Also, these kobolds probably get portentous declarations about grand cosmic necessities from the lizard priests all the time. If you want to present yourself as chaos or as some balance against that orderliness, talking/acting like that won't be effective, and the audience probably isn't receptive to it anyway. Talk about more personal, ground-level or intimate things, honesty, emotions, that'll excite them more, because those are things they're probably missing.

I don't think anyone's going to buy that we're not chaos at this point, anyway. We might be chaos caused by the excess of order somehow but still chaos. They've had chaos apparitions here before, remember? That's what they'll believe.

In any case, it's time to leave the grate.

If you still want to go for seduction, Story, maybe while gooping your way out and over to her you can sensually whisper things like: "Love? Love breaks down boundaries; love pulls things from their proper places; love changes the lover's world." And as you get right up on her, "All love is from chaos." Between chaos and order, chaos is the sexier one, you know? But it'd probably only work if you were doing the sneaky sneak up behind her, since she'll probably just freak at the sight of you. You'd need to get her facing away somehow.

And those other kobolds will be able to peek out the grate, so, you might get her in trouble getting all up on
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No. 823782 ID: 91ee5f

I was actually trying to convince her that not all chaos is malevolent and not all order is benevolent. Maybe mess with her head and make her start doubting whatever teachings the lizards told her.
No. 823816 ID: 6102e3


If that possibility hasn't entered her head at some point, she's not going to open up to a few words. If is has occurred to her already, declaring it explicitly isn't going to do much more. Even if that wasn't the case, selling it on the idea of "balance" isn't going to be very appealing. Imagine if you were a menial servant in some society that worshipped... let's say, the sun. There's a moon god as well but you don't worship them because they're Bad and associated with darkness and crime and madness. Now, are you going to have your mind changed by someone talking about some idea of "balance", by itself? Or are you more likely to be persuaded by being told, or better yet presented with evidence, that the moon god rules over some good things as well?

The idea of Balance is kind of academic, metaphysical, theological... I don't know the exact word to use but you know what I mean, I think. It might impress the priests and philosophers and especially D&D-style druids, but the layman isn't going to be very affected by that idea. What will "balance" do for them or their loved ones?
No. 823817 ID: 91ee5f

You're digging too deep into the meaning behind my words. They're just words I randomly typed out because I thought I was helping.

But I guess if you don't think it'll work, then yeah, let's just ignore what I said and use someone else's suggestion, which I'm pretty sure will be infinitely more helpful than the stupid thing I said.

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((English translation follows))
Nos va ta trey bayle, et nos fais'nor doman-on yan ba "Rock". Ont, nos gols potecha utoth mo yan'yan'mal ba, et nos kos-vos (yan'nor) uruth nor'utoth ya. Ont, nor'uruth nor'utoth et nor'unoun doman-on kos ba. Et pos et pos et pos mo ba, pos et yan'yan'mal.

We're onto the third chapter, and we haven't learned much about this place. But we've saved a distressed damsel from a satanic torture realm and we've met a relatively friendly local. Some of the other locals have begun to take notice that we're here, though. And everyone on this rock seems to be some rancid flavor of asshole.

Starting officially with this chapter I'm adding a 'cheat sheet' to keep track of all the dumb little details, so that you don't have to. This sheet is publicly edited and does not require registration or anything- please add to it or change it or make comments or ask questions or do anything with it, any input (that isn't replacing it with ASCII penises) is hugely appreciated. I will shake your hand and/or give you a high five if I ever meet you in person and you've done something with the cheat sheet.

Wiki: http://tgchan.org/wiki/Rock
Cheat Sheet: https://tinyurl.com/zaa4pnt
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:rGohoran: Thank you for waiting, human. I was afraid the sign is not working, after others did not wait.

:rKateShock: Goddamn, this guy's big. Like, the other alien guy was fucking big enough without his legs or tail or whatever, but this guy, jesus!

:rKateDoubt: Uhm, sign?

:rGohoran: Yes, sign. This sign. I do not know how to write in Anglish. I did what I could. This would be enough to have humans wait, I hoped. And you did. Thank you.

:rGohoran: You are new. I am here to trade. Do you have anything to trade? I know humans sometimes do not come with things to trade, but if you have things, I would like to trade them.

:rKateDoubt: Uh...

:rGohoran: You need to know there is humans here. Turn and walk and you will find them. They are down in a long hole. But I would like to trade first if you can.
No. 823609 ID: 3ce125

Tell him that you can fix his sign if he wants, for a fee.
No. 823610 ID: ba506f

hey vic, can you read his mind? If so what is he thinking about?
No. 823772 ID: d79f26

explain you did not come expecting to trade so you do not have any goods, you are waiting here for someone else.
No. 823809 ID: e136ae

We're more likely to get TRADE instead of a fee, since Noodle's got our inventory. But yeah, might be a good start.

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Nope. The door still won't budge. Something has managed to get it stuck, and I'm not entirely sure what; especially since the door is unlocked. I think the simplest answer would be "HALL".
No. 823696 ID: d86ba0

Huh, some of the letters are Korean, but some simply aren't... odd. Ask Konoe is she knows what is says, and if not, maybe give that yellow card and peppers a better examination.
No. 823712 ID: 3ce125

Does that key from the stairwell fit the lock?
No. 823729 ID: 143250

Konoe looks bored. Wonder why she isn't helping out. um, you don't need to ask her. She'll probably get mad at you, and she seems scary when she is angry.

Right, use the key on the book.
No. 823793 ID: 6f0f4e

I dunno, Andrew seems to have a horrible issue with self-narration at all times. I can't help but feel the less times we force him to talk in third person about people he shares space with, the less awkward situations our dear little hero will have to find himself in.

Even if it is super endearing to watch him fumble about in front of cute strong girls

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This is a NSFW clothing damage adventure!
the quest will contain nudity and violence and possibly some sexual content
Lewd suggestions are encouraged but not required.

it is a struggle of rebels versus tyrants fighting for the will of gold, which side will you choose?
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No. 823773 ID: a8ee52

Not a great situation now. Siccing Daisy on him might be all we have left at the moment. Because of the stun. Or we send Bowin to attack.
No. 823778 ID: 716eb1

In broad tactical terms you are perhaps right but you're not thinking in game rules terms.

This isn't a real life combat, this is a combat constrained by turns and other artificial time divisions. And the characters themselves are operating on randomized attack rolls and morale rules.

Dolan has now taken his action for this round. Depending on how Shaken he is a kamikaze attack from Niffel could break him. He could counterattack and take Niffel out, but its worth it if Niffel does any damage at all.

Dolan's best case scenario is he wins Initiative next round and gets to attack first. If we win Initiative he will be facing Eeyfel, Sezeda, Azzeki, and Niffel if the little perv survives.

As far as I'm concerned, Niffel is damaged goods anyway. This corruption thing that seems to be making him tougher and more determined than your average kobold has also turned him into a loose cannon. I have a feeling he's going to be a liability once the fight is over.

Daisy is capable of doing a lot of damage, true. She is also a slow, plodding thing that does best moving in straight lines, and she's not a brilliant tactician, and she has almost 0 willpower or morale.

Plus, as I've pointed out before, she is vital to our main job which is transporting the gold back to base. If she is hurt, or killed, or stampeded off that cliff, or any number of random terrible things the dice can drop on us then WE LOSE.

Shall we take this to the discussion thread?
No. 823781 ID: 716eb1

Stupid idea, maybe, but driving the carriage away from the fight was *exactly* what the majority voted for last turn.

Bowin was taken out of range of combat already, and I don't think it's a great idea for him to jump off the carriage and leave Daisy to her own devices. Too many bad outcomes there. She's not smart.

Also on a meta level, the guards have already defended the carriage. LW has stated the quest is nearly done. Our team wins conclusively if the carriage & the gold rolls thru the gates of the Duchess' castle or whatever, so he's not running away but completing the mission. You never played payload style games in Overwatch or TF2?

I'll be glad to go to the discussion thread if you like.
No. 823791 ID: be0718

Niffel doesn't have to deal the killing blow, he only has to keep Dolan pinned long enough for Daisy to come do it.
No. 823792 ID: a2322e

Or Bowin could tell daisy to stay (She'll listen) and go after the bunny himself

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You all met in a tavern in some no-name logging town out on the frontier. Scruffy prospectors, scheming merchants, disgraced minor nobles, and deranged veterans from thousands of miles away converged on rumors of a ruined fortress from the Old Empire and the priceless treasures within. Seemed like a great way to get rich, make a name for yourself, or at least keep busy while avoiding the big cities for whatever reason.

You assembled a team, planned an expedition, set out for one of the better-known cavern entrances... then things started to go wrong. Currently you're deep underground, separated from the rest of the expedition and known paths to the surface by a sliding-wall trap, and the way forward is blocked by some ridiculous chess puzzle. Engraving on steel plaque, on a low stone pedestal covered in smudged-out chalk notes, reads

"Life is a dirge of shadow and light
A terrible chore ‘ere blessed sleep
Resting in peace of eternal night
A knightly prize for those who would leap
Into the fray knowing their right
A foolish whim whose meaning is deep
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No. 823588 ID: af6e04

rolled 1, 4, 5 = 10

Okay, I see now. Well since we're being chased, Nistamatsin will try to make a running long jump. Is the blood mist preoccupied with the big puddle of blood or is it going after us?
No. 823598 ID: d36af7

>long jump
>rolled 1, 4, 5 = 10
The alleged pit trap is traversed without incident.
> Is the blood mist preoccupied with the big puddle
It's going to preferentially target Geoffrey Vargas whenever he's within range, hard to judge preferences beyond that.
>rolled 6, 5, 3 = 14
Kent overshoots, landing twenty or thirty feet further down the corridor than intended. There's an ominous click underfoot, some rusty scraping from up ahead, and then the low rumble of stone rolling across stone, getting steadily louder and closer.

The Man With No Face stands his ground as a rear guard where the hungry fog advances. Right foot back, left knee slightly bent, in a steady fighting stance, he holds up his left hand palm-out. When it ignores that silent order to halt, he brings up his right fist from hip to chest height, pivoting to throw his full weight into a punch through the central mass of the swarm.

There is a dazzling flash, a crack of thunder, a smell of ozone and burnt metal. Wherever the animate crimson fog seeks to touch and feed on him, blue sparks rise, black ash falls, and the swarm is lessened while his skin is unscathed.
No. 823740 ID: af6e04

rolled 1, 2, 4 = 7

Nistamatsin puts away any temptation to keep the blind monk's face longer than necessary.

>the low rumble of stone rolling across stone, getting steadily louder and closer.
Which direction?
No. 823749 ID: 094652

Pog readies his pickaxe, following Geoffrey and preparing to strike down The Very Inconveniently Gigantic Boulder.

Spending a turn to prepare attack, should I roll for preparation or just roll if I choose to make Pog attack something?
No. 823788 ID: d36af7

Grinding rolling-boulder sounds are coming from more or less the same direction you need to be going to follow Isaiah's map. Helen went down a side passage to the left, which everyone in the party who crossed the pit and then continued at full speed manages to reach and duck into.

The demonic chanting noise, meanwhile, seems to be coming from inside Pog's ears, building toward a crescendo along with his anticipation. >>823749
>should I roll
Yes. In fact, any time you feel the urge to ask that question, go ahead and include the roll with your post. For trivial stuff, I'll just ignore the dice. Every strategic decision point or dramatically significant action should be accompanied by a roll. No, you don't need to roll for Pog to scratch his own butt, walk across level ground, or even (thanks to super strength) crack walnuts between bare fingers, because those are fairly easy and the worst plausible outcome is a trivial amount of IC wasted time, so it's not worth the OOC wasted time to run exact math. Right now you're trying something more like this: http://kiwisbybeat.16mb.com/Kiwis/minus37.html so roll for it as soon as you commit to the course of action, even if the first step is easy. Jumping off a cliff may be trivial, but it'd be really annoying for me to have to narrate the brief, uneventful descent and only afterward have someone to roll for safe landing.

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My name is Luka Parsons, I work as a photographer.
Recently, I received a special assignment from the magazine I work for, for a collection of photographs of my home town.
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No. 823423 ID: 094652

Check the attic for rodents.
No. 823425 ID: be0718

That sure looked like a door in the fridge, eh? And an eye in the cabinet? I think those merit examination before going upstairs.
No. 823427 ID: 3ce125

Check your old bedroom.
No. 823777 ID: 0d1514

Maybe it's topical. You could rub it on your chest?
No. 823786 ID: 7b7ab3

Go South.

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We wisps -spirits- are guides to the gods creations. Providing inspiration to those that wish upon the heavens stars. We take many forms, some simple and mundane. Others marvelous and yet terrifying. The more we inspire; the more powers, forms, and influence we gain. Until eventually we become true angels in our own right.

Who in the infinite cosmos shall we impart our wisdom and inspiration? Perhaps a savage with much to learn, a troubled teen, or maybe a cat.

It is our decision to make, and there is no limit of those that can use our help. Though there is a limit to our power.

(7 points to spend.)
Constitution - How much power we can use before we exhaust ourselves.
0 - We must rest after each time we attempt to influence.
1 - We sleep after a few hours.
2 - We sleep when they sleep.
3 - We sleep only a few hours a day.
4 - We can scout around a bit.
5 - We can go wherever we want.
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No. 823668 ID: 179409

Yes but a wooden spoon.
No. 823671 ID: 3ce125

The answer to the riddle is "a match".
No. 823672 ID: 094652

Undead Canary
No. 823680 ID: f65b48

undead canary WITH a wooden spoon.
No. 823779 ID: 7fad5d

*holds up spoon*

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