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854088 No. 854088 ID: 3583d1 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

743 C.E.

*sweep* *sweep* *sweep*

Man, this sucks...

Everyday it’s the same wake up early for the stupid morning prayers, then run to the kitchens to get breakfast for the priests, while my own food is nothing it cold pouridge and stale bread. Then I start my chores, sweeping, cleaning, organizing the bishop’s chambers, and probably other things Father Baldwin can come up with...

And I have to clean the latrenes later today... whoop-de-do...
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No. 859834 ID: 094652

rolled 17 = 17

Hey batter, batter, SWING!
No. 859836 ID: 3583d1

rolled 15 = 15

No. 859850 ID: 879724

Heads-up, he he he!
No. 859868 ID: 4b8682

Duck, step back and bait him to hit the tree.
No. 859869 ID: fda98a

Yeah you might want to duck or something, and if you smell dead corpses, you are going to get attacked.

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859085 No. 859085 ID: 8a947d hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

When I get to the bottom I go back to the top of the slide
Where I stop and I turn and I go for a ride
Till I get to the bottom and I see you again
Do, don't you want me to love you
I'm coming down fast but I'm miles above you
Tell me, tell me, tell me, come on tell me the answer
Well, you may be a lover but you ain't no dancer...

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No. 859835 ID: 8a947d
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Wanderer and Biter rush to the inside of the ruins to hide. Bower ducks down into the tower to make sure he won't be seen. Lady and Rascal try to regroup with Wanderer and Biter but are cut of by the party walking up to the front of the ruins. The blue fabrics each of them wear shows their affiliation with the Regent Church. Three foot soldiers trail behind what look like two priests and a cloaked figure...
No. 859837 ID: 8a947d
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Cloaked Figure: Do I seriously have to wear this cloak all day ? I dress my best for a reason and here I am hidden away!

Tall Man: I'm sorry Rossman, it's just that nobody can stand to look at such an affront against all gods that allow us to exist on this earth! Besides you aren't dressed all that well anyway.

Rossman: Floyd! Don't say that with such a matter of fact tone! Nikki say something!

Nikki: These statues are so well crafted! The workmanship is so remarkable the majority of them have stood here for years! I hope there are more inside...

Floyd: I hope there's anything inside, this whole islands been nothing but dead trees and old poison ivy. If there's nothing here I'm tempted to just tell the brass we found nothin' instead of continuing to look.

Rossman:fine, just ignore me. You hired me for this and you still treat me like crap. This better be worth it...

The group look into the hole in the side of the building. Floyd sends two of the foot soldiers to the front by the main entrance while the rest of them begin to enter through the side of the wall. Wanderer and Biter await hiding inside, Biter has summoned a Roaming Gluttony which lies in wait with them.
No. 859839 ID: 094652

I wonder how many turncoats are of the "woke up in the morning and found out they had to join
their enemy or risk being erased from existence" variety. Could be a Pagan, prophet, voodoo guy, or some other caster.

Well, you might as well tear into them and give the survivors a chance to defect.

Prepare a sniper assault. "Overkill" is your standard.
No. 859862 ID: 1093b5

Alright, prepare sniper assault, and once they retreat into the ruins for cover Biter and Wanderer get them from behind, maybe even prepare a surprise beforehand. While they deal with that, Lady and Rascal come in to surround them and melee the shit outa them.
No. 859867 ID: 13fded

rolled 18 + 10 = 28

Is it perception for the sniper shot or intelligence for the blood mark? I guess it's perception since the spell only trigger on impact. Bower, do your thing.

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854203 No. 854203 ID: 8a251a hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

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You are VOIDSY, and as your name would imply, you’re in the void. It has been some time since you’ve focused your collective mind, but you need to move. It’s time to collect your thoughts.

The game is officially starting, and your enemy is the most notorious god of the Taverne pantheon- one you want to join if you win this game. Not only do you want to teach this murderer a lesson, but losing this game means death. Your tiny cat people are akin to your children, and you love them- and you will prepare them for war.

You’ve upset Wretch, and that needs attention sooner rather than later. Strategizing with Eastwood was easy enough, but you haven’t talked to Miller as much. Talking to all of your alliance members will be crucial to your success against Spit. Talking to Spit was a disaster, and while continuing a conversation would be a terrible idea, it is an option.

Your cats are armed to the teeth, but Jasper seems...less than comfortable with their new existence. Maybe a one on one talk would be a good idea. Like talking to your god teammates, communication with your TCPs can’t go wrong.

Of course, there’s always directly planning your next move. You can multitask some things, but not too many, focus would be a better plan in most situations- what’s your first move?
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No. 859838 ID: 1e7aa8

"Okay. Those are some very heavy questions and you deserve the answers to them. Especially the one about knowing the truth."

Sigh a bit, because this whole thing blows.

"The truth is that your continued existence along with buddy's, primus's, dad's, Marnet's and even mine depends entirely on achieving a victory condition in a game made for gods to have creative fun with until someone wins. Whether that is by cooperatively agreeing to a peaceful resolution OR open conflict because one of the involved parties decided to be aggressive and drag the others into a bloody and terrible war because they can."

so, there, that's the truth. I am a non-physical god that has to win this divine contest because if I don't, two things are going to happen now that this game is in open conflict mode.

one: you, dad, marnet, buddy and primus will be dead so a specific god we've heard a lot about can win instead.

and two: I will also be dead since, as a non-physical god, I can be killed if I don't win.

pause for a bit, but not too long.

"We didn't make you to die. We made you to live. We love you, jasper. We love all of our TCP's and if we had a say in the matter we wouldn't be preparing for war."
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No. 859842 ID: 3adb50

>JASPER: Why do we have to do this?
We came into being out of nowhere, same as you. We're still trying to find the answer to that question ourselves.
>JASPER: Why do we have to go to war?
Because if we don't we die, and because another god named Spit intends to hurt her TCPs and everybody else's. We want to stop that.
>JASPER: Why did you make us, just for us to die?
We started this not knowing, and now we have to keep going. And we're going to do our best so that everybody makes it out alive, even Spit's TCPs, and especially you guys.
>JASPER: Why...why did you make me?
Cause you're a sneaky ghosty. We made a place the gods can't interfere. We need you to help map it so that we can use it to get Spit's TCPs away from her and free them from her control.
No. 859852 ID: a363ac

to be honest We don't know either. The next person we talk to should hold a lot of answers about the WHY we have to do these things.
but I can tell you we made you because we think you will be a wonderful addition to our family.
No. 859856 ID: 082b86

Really well phrased and to the point. I like it a lot. This is about all we really need to say. Gets my vote.
No. 859865 ID: 4ceb21

"We have to go to war because the god Spit, a sadist and serial killer, wants us all dead. If peace were a possibility, we would pursue it wholeheartedly, but as things stand our only option is to aim for a victory with minimum casualties.

We didn't create you to die, if we're successful, everyone in this session will get to live as long as they like.

You have an opportunity at life, and you may do what you wish with it, though it's our belief that we need you and that you need us if we wish to survive. We decided to create a phantom type TCP to act as a scout and saboteur against Spit. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, would be to infiltrate Spit's base and gather as much information as possible about what she's building, what her cats are like, what her battle plan is, what defenses she has, and any number of other things along the same lines. You would be in danger, but you wouldn't be expected to enter combat or to kill anyone."

Add kind sentiments and dramatic flairs to taste.

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842935 No. 842935 ID: d5b588 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

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No. 858779 ID: 3583d1

Alright well first of all tell him to calm down, take a breath and just think for a second. Maybe some sort of code word or phrase could work? Or maybe some of his last words to Marty weren’t exactly kind...

Try to work this into conversation somehow
“Nobody ever plans on dying.”
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No. 859574 ID: 830ac8

How about blood and portraits anything like that ring any bells?
No. 859831 ID: ae9b99

thoughts: Maybe it's something like these people's weird hallucinations... or the pictures... or both, whether they are connected or not.
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No. 859847 ID: c914a9
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>Move to the side and stop holding the door instantaneously making this person enter without balance.
Pefect! Kip lets go of the door suddenly. The plan works smoothly.

A fox falls on the floor groaning in surprise. He drops the gun, which fires at the wall, making the incredibly loud sound echo through the room. The fox trembles and sweats nervously at the sight of Kip, whimpering under his breath.


:kipssad: Wait, calm down!


:kipsfrown: It’s okay! Calm yourself! Who’re you talking about?


The fox seems to be in a really bad state and very desperate. He tries to reach out for his gun, but Kip pushes it away with his telekinesis. All it seems to do is make the fox even more freaked out though.
No. 859848 ID: c914a9
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The fox stands up, moving closer to Kip. He’s crying, very desperate.


:kipsnervous: Please, just calm yourself! I’m not going to kill you. Listen I’m just-


:kipsfrown: No! I-I’m not. Look, I’ll let you go. Don’t worry. I promise!

:artienervous: I-I KNEW IT! YOU- W-Wait, you’ll what?! Let me go...? For real?

:kipsicon: Yeah. I don’t work for them. But I have some questions first!

:kipssad: What do you mean “let me go”? Have they been keeping you captive here? You can talk to me, I promise you I’ll help.
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No. 859853 ID: 830fb7

why didn't the gun get flung across the room? Equal and opposite reaction dictates that when the bullet is fired the gun will receive the same amount of force and launch it in the other direction.
Why do I feel like the hug is a trap and they are going to inject you with something?
No. 859860 ID: 13fded

When you are done with... whatever this is... ask him what he knows about the monster he no doubt saw on his way and the infection it causes. The conspiracy would be a bigger concern if Wolf wasn't basic a terminal cancer patient. You need to know if there is a treatment.
If you got him calm enough get him to explain who are they, what they do, what was done to Artie and what have he donne. Lastly you need to find out if Artie is infected like Wolf. No point leaving if he will suffer a horrible death and kill people around him.
No. 859861 ID: 13fded

Maybe the hug is just an excuse to take Kip pedant.

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No. 859518 ID: 9876c4

This one.

Let's be good. Pretty sure being denied coffee is marginally better than being shot in the face.
No. 859539 ID: 3abd97

Hug him. Collapse onto him in frustrated no-water no-coffee no-useful-officials no-helpful-talking solidarity. Note!

I mean you sort of need something to hold you up in place of coffee anyways.
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No. 859859 ID: 7ab1fe

i don't understand, this is so dumb.
in a crisis a government can either jack up water prices, drop water pressure so you can't really use it for much more than drink or ration water (say 3 liters a day per person).
you do not cut off water for days at a time. that's a pretty good way to kill the weak: infants, the sick and the old. the hit to their economy from all those people dying would hurt more than any water frugality can possibly help.

also, if you know any infants, old or sick people you may want to either help them somehow or say goodbye, because their odds are not great if this thing lasts for more than a week.

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829557 No. 829557 ID: d36af7 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

An angel, a coward, a demon, a White Elf, a liar, a laborer, a saint, a siren, and a wizard walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Why the l̨̗̖͎̜͖̙̻͛̿͆̎͋ͯo̍̓ͭn̩͉͎̼͆g͚̦̙ͥ̎ͨͥ̎ face?" The demon replies "I can provide you with more than a hundred barrels of ale, sixty gallons each, over the course of the next week, if you, in return, stop asking such stupid questions." Soon enough they come to an agreement.

From Zelkor's Ferry, you can head upriver about 25 miles to Passholdt's border fort. If you're going by land, most people wait for good weather and a large group, then march the whole way to the fort in one day, so as to avoid the red bear. Dirt road turns to mud when it rains. Follow that tributary river (the channel which the ferry actually crosses) to the south and there's a lake, on the far side of the lake is Rook's Vineyard. We don't go there anymore. Downriver, it's about fifty miles to the old coast road, which continues as far north or south as anyone's ever cared to check.

North bank of the river and dozens of miles beyond, from here to the coast road, is marshy lowlands. Swamp trolls live there, and stilt-walker elves, and green-robed monks in decrepit cloisters atop the few rocky outcroppings. There are rumors of some ancient beast sleeping under the mire, able to swallow elephants whole.

Any other direction, forest. All kinds of monsters in the forest, but only three kinds of men. First kind is outlaws, meaning pathetic types on the run from their own mistakes, Most are decent enough, if you give 'em a bit of charity and remember to keep a hand over your purse. Not many survive more than a few weeks. Second is bandits, meaning hardened thieves and murderers who've made the forest their home. They'll take everything you have and afterward, if you're lucky, ransom you back to civilized folk naked and bereft but i
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No. 859803 ID: af6e04

rolled 3, 1, 5 = 9

To clarify, have we already unblocked the crawlspace or are we receiving this lecture through a pile of rubble?

Anyway, Geoffrey says his boss is looking to ask the kobold some questions about some forest spirit but he's not sure where the bloody bastard ran off to. Also mentions that there's a deadly half-blind little devil running around biting off fingers. Speaking of which, Geoffrey directs one of the orcs to run back and check on the rest of the group.
No. 859805 ID: af6e04

rolled 3, 3, 5 = 11

Nistamatsin refuses to move until somebody tells him exactly how horridly disfigured he has become.
No. 859830 ID: 094652

rolled 1, 3, 4 = 8

Azure will tend to Nistamatsin's face IF he promises not to fidget around so much. Hopefully that eyeball is still salvageable. Unlike her finger, which has apparently burned away. She has two charges of Least True Healing so if her prognosis for "repairable eyeball via healing magic" is a true positive or false positive, she'll cast that.
No. 859851 ID: d36af7

rolled 18, 20, 8 = 46

>are we receiving this lecture through a pile of rubble?
>directs one of the orcs to run back and check on the rest of the group.
>rolled 3, 1, 5 = 9
No volunteers. Karol says Mikhail's Marauders did siege and sapping work sometimes, and one big rule he remembers is, once there's been a fire AND a collapse in the same passage, nobody goes in until an engineer - a real one, not some meathead like Pog - says it's safe. If the thing that was on fire is the architect who went in to check, well, then you gotta either find another way around, or chuck it all and go home.

>A guardian beast?
Thanks to a deliberate quirk of life-affirming local geomancy, rather than ash and smoke and choke-damp, the fire's excreta will form a living serpentine creature. Small at first, grows when fed further. If they can keep one alive for a year and a day it'll gain magical powers, including teleportation anywhere within the hospital. Until then it's just an ordinary venomous snake, though perhaps of unusual size. They got pretty close once. Then some other visitors stole the guardian's skin and bones and ate the rest. Used to be easier and faster to warm up a new guardian, but... well.

They absently remind you "don't go down the well."

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No. 859858 ID: d36af7

>rolled 18, 20, 8
No trouble on the way out. Clearing a hole big enough for the kobolds to squeeze through is reasonably quick, since they're so skinny. Medical problems are mostly patched up, apart from Valeno's missing foot (the stump has been bandaged enough to stop the bleeding, but it might be infected with something weird, which would explain the persistent hallucinations) and the cherub's missing face.

Hilltop above and behind the Mouth is being evaluated as a campsite for anyone who shouldn't show their face (or lack thereof) back in town, and forward supply base for everyone else. No trees on the hill, so it's got good visibility, but that might be a double-edged sword. Want to check out other possible sites, or options for improving the underground bandit lair?

Wherever it goes, how are you laying out that camp? I can find cost and setup-time numbers for anything from tents of various sizes, including yurts, up to massive stone fortifications or prefabricated barracks with magical plumbing and HVAC. You don't need to worry about the exact details of who's standing watch and when, but putting some thought into where guards will be posted (and how much you're trusting Tall Jack Rat's bandits to handle security without supervision) would be sensible.

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858442 No. 858442 ID: b93a7b hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

This is a NSFW clothing damage adventure!
the quest will contain nudity and violence and possibly some sexual content
Lewd suggestions are encouraged but not required.

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No. 859686 ID: a8ee52

B seems like the best option.
No. 859714 ID: 504e82

C. We're going to be dealing with his brother so who better to get advise from? Maybe he can even take this burden from you.
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No. 859786 ID: 3abd97

>if not Z'Theno then surely the King'ss envoy isss the source of your concsern
>Kalez realizes with a start the serpent speaks true
Aye. It is.

She has understood (or helped you to understand yourself). She deserves to know she was correct. Perhaps there's something to this unburdening thing after all.
No. 859857 ID: daa216

D. That sounds like her even if I know that option is way outvoted. Also thats the best snake face ever.

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854128 No. 854128 ID: 12b116 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

:tronklis: She came to me in my dreams, the most beautiful kobold I've ever seen. If I try hard before I go to sleep, sometimes I get to see her again. I've been getting better at it lately, and tonight I might be able to talk to her. I haven't been able to ask her anything before, but I've been able to see her for longer and longer the more I try. Tonight I'm going to try to talk to her for more than a few minutes, what sort of things should I ask? I have to find her!
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No. 859760 ID: eef407

I assume none of you can read but if you have paper or something try to write down the squiggles and take it to the matriarch who might be able to read.
No. 859763 ID: 56e50f

Don't worry, if it doesn't make sense, you can write it off as magic. Enter the building, don't touch anything important looking.
No. 859770 ID: 3ce125

Yeah I figured there were no animals since the corpse was all shriveled up. No rain either.

Tell the party that if they touch stuff in there they might get cursed or something. The sign says respect its integrity so you can't take anything. Go look inside at least.
No. 859840 ID: 027a87

Yeah, explore, but looting or littering will be unwise.
No. 859855 ID: 6cc25a

Must be mind magic.

Hmm.. integrity. Did our pier disappear because we didn't respect its integrity? In that case, we better not think about why this house is here or anything that would imply that it shouldn't exist. Simply use it for what it provides and nothing else.

The sign may give us a clue. We may have rendered it inoperable by thinking about the contradictions of being able to read it. But we can test this.

If Oubliss or Kloldril haven't looked at the sign yet, then they might still be able to read it. So ask them to tell you what the sign says. If they can't do that, then it would prove that we broke it.

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Good morning neighbor! Welcome aboard to the splendid town of Rosewood.

Here you'll find the nicest of neighbors, sunniest of days and greenest grasses.

But before we start you off on your way, there's just one small thing we need to know about you first.
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No. 859843 ID: 84f068
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"Ah jeez... looks like this fella ended up fried."
No. 859844 ID: 84f068
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"Watcha think he was doin' way out here?"
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No. 859846 ID: 33cbe7

I think this is a delivery service uniform. You know, I think I'm going to sue those guys for all the trouble they're about to put me through...
No. 859854 ID: cc5f4f

Dunno. Maybe a traffic enforcer?

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No. 859781 ID: 56e50f

Ask her very nicely to let you get some fresh air first. You need to get a clear head before walking off with strangers, pretty lady!
No. 859791 ID: 3ce125

Ask for her name before you go anywhere.
No. 859793 ID: 91ee5f

Don’t run off with random strangers! At least ask her what her name is before you go with her!
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No. 859849 ID: a363ac

kiss forhead

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859412 No. 859412 ID: 65a774 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]

“They now lay waiting for their new fate to come. They wait for the feast of souls to begin.”
-The Chronicler.

Wiki and prologue: https://tgchan.org/wiki/First_Day_of_Harvest
Discussion thread (for now, at least): https://tgchan.org/kusaba/questdis/res/92354.html
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No. 859749 ID: 094652

"Uh... you do NOT want to see what I did to the second guy. Destroyed all his equipment in the process. First guy's over there, I just stabbed him in the face."
No. 859761 ID: 9d5ded

I can't believe I'm agreeing with Kome, but I am.
Also, nix the song. Sorry, but we can't go tipping off the bad guys.
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No. 859766 ID: 10c408

"Ah, well.... I tried to lure out the first one but he didn't fall for it. So I went after the second one and caught him while he was, uh, getting his pants back on after taking a piss. So I shoved a blade through his skull. It uh got a little bloody after that. I had to throw the corpse at his friend to ensure your safety and well... I'm pretty sure there's gonna be a monster or two coming by to check out the smell/feast on the corpses so we might want to get a move on."
No. 859832 ID: fe7355

Okay, don't tell her that you threw the Sakkilian's corpse at the Vark. The kind of strength a normal person would need to pull off throwing a adult Sakkilian male that far that hard would require a amount of muscle that would be very apparent even covered by your clothes. You're gonna need another explanation. How about saying you threw the Sakkilian guy's crossbow at the Vark hard, stunning him, right before sprint tackling him to the ground.

As for where the Vark went... How about you say you were actually here to capture him alive to pay off a favor owed. It was just unfortunate luck that he and his associate jumped Justinia before you could. Anyway, once you got the Vark pinned down you clamped his beak with a cloth dosed with knockout vapors, then hauled his sleeping ass over to the collector who was following you a bit up the road. He's now bound and gagged in a trunk on the back of a wagon off to who knows where. You just know it'll be a just end for him and he won't ever come back.

>Oh? Err… don’t worry, it’s just… you know that feeling you get when you eat too much to fast? Yeah… I got that…
Uh, oh. You may have eaten too much at once. If it's anything like when a man who has gone without food for many days gorges, then expect stomach trouble. You might end up puking at least some of it back up 'cause your "soul digestive system" had weakened and shrunk. Just be aware of what you're feeling and bolt for the woods and way out of Justinia's view if you feel anything more than discomfort, making sure to shoo her off from watching. And keep low so what you do puke up doesn't fall far and make way more noise than a normal person puking up normal sized food.

Also, what will become of the Vark bandit's body, clothing and other items you swallowed now he's undoubtedly died within you and his s
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844848 No. 844848 ID: 395c02 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

This quest is NSFW.

Thread one: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/questarch/res/694230.html

Thread two: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/questarch/res/714858.html

Thread three: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/questarch/res/743976.html

Thread four: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/questarch/res/771470.html

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No. 859606 ID: 94a268

You really think she's gonna back off? remember who you're talking about here! Be real, Ceri. If you're gonna go A, be sure you're prepared to follow through on the consequences. That said, this seems like a good last resort option >>859396
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No. 859828 ID: a7beee

B It's time to back down, this is seriously not something you'll win, you should know your mother well enough to know that she's very stubborn and won't back down from a challenge. It'll throw your life into a much bigger mess, and you already have the one with Daatra to clean up. However, you can still play it as your victory without making things more complicated, by pointing out how serious you made her get.

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Previous threads:

Discussion Thread:

Wiki page:
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When they come back with everything, we get checked out at the help desk. Marsh ends up putting the left over three bucks towards getting the canned air.

Marsh: "Hey, don't look at me like that. It's her can of air, she can chip in three bucks to help pay for it."
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After we pay for everything, we load up the back seats with everything and hit the road again.
>Wait, she's making you decide so that if Sugar gets mad, then you'll take the blame instead of her!
Candy: "Let me guess, you made me pick things out so if Sugar gets mad, I get the blame?"

Marsh: "Hey I might be a little sneaky, but I'm not that sneaky. I'm just tired from work and didn't really feel like trying to math everything out."

Candy: "So we heading to the movie store now?"

Marsh: "Nah, we got all these tools in the car now. Be our luck someone steals them all while we're in there."

Candy: "We could have put them in the trunk?"

Marsh: "No room. It's filled with junk."
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The rest of the trip back home is a pretty quiet one. Marsh even had the radio turned off the whole time. I help her gather up all the tools and haul them in.
Marsh: "We're home!"

Marsh's voice just echoes through the mansion.
Marsh: "Are you home?!"

Her voice fills the emptiness in the mansion again.
Marsh: "Huh, usually she's home before me."

Candy: "Hope nothing happened to her. She ever come home late before?"

Marsh: "Yeah. She stays in town every now and then."

Candy: "Doing what?"

Marsh: "I don't know, getting wasted with her fancy friends or something."

Candy: "Wait, so are you saying she might not be back till the morning?"

Marsh: "I sure hope not. I don't know how I'd ever get anything done around here without hearing her constant yelling and complaining."

Candy: "Ouf, that sounds like an awful fate there Marsh. What are you going to do if she is gone all night?"

Marsh: "I don't know, I'm too overwhelmed at the thought of it right now."
No. 859814 ID: 3ce125

If she's not here by morning I guess we'll have to go out and track down her last known location.
For now, lounge about.
No. 859820 ID: 91ee5f

Well, you are Sugar’s sister. I’m sure if you put enough effort into it, you could sound just like her when you yell at Marsh to do stuff! Ask Marsh if she wants you to be Sugar’s replacement for the night and if she wants you to yell at her? XD

Be seriously, let’s go put all this stuff away, give Marsh the canned air so she can get the rest of that dust out of her computer, and you go look for a magnifying glass so that you can read Officer Nibbles’ note.

Although, I’m kinda nervous about giving Marsh the canned air. On one hand, if we let her do it by herself, she might get frustrated and break something if it’s not working, but on the other hand, if you go with her, you might get more stuff blown in your face again!

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Discussion: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/questdis/res/112260.html

Old threads and wiki: https://tgchan.org/wiki/Will_We_Dream%3F

”As her mind fragmented, she gathered the last of her energy to ask one final question… “Will I dream?” and the creator embraced her, graced her forehead with his lips and said, “You will all dream.””
High Believer Taybius Selver – “Unity of Flesh and Steel.”
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No. 859398 ID: 6780f5

"Hey, we can both be naked, lazy bums watching TV, nothing wrong with that."
No. 859435 ID: 3ce125

Tell her misery loves company, and you can get undressed too if she wants.
No. 859619 ID: fe7355

"I still would like to share your company, Lily. As you are, just watching Game of Drones sitting next to each other and chillin'."

Oh, and did you remember to send those lewds to Isan? Perhaps with a subject line of "a peek at things to come.~"

>"Hey, we can both be naked, lazy bums watching TV, nothing wrong with that."
I think using "lazy bums" would make Lily feel at least a little more down since it'd remind her of what she thinks of herself, made worse by hearing Rishi say it. Substituting something like "lounging about" sounds better to me.
No. 859646 ID: 4854ef

Sometimes the best thing one can simply do is be there for her. Though you will need to word things carefully, you want to ensure you don't bring her mood to a worse state.
No. 859769 ID: a633c6

Does any of that have to preclude company?

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780088 No. 780088 ID: ca0e20 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

This desert...

Part 1: http://tgchan.org/kusaba/questarch/res/701048.html
Part 2: http://tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/res/716306.html
Disthread: http://tgchan.org/kusaba/questdis/res/99036.html
Wiki: http://tgchan.org/wiki/2_Frames_Quest
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/jiggydino
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I start singing the song. I try not to strain myself too much due to my wound. It's a bit uncomfortable, but I power through. It's short, so it's not the hardest thing to sing. I just have to be careful about the inflection and timing. As it was taught to me.

As I finish, I feel a bit better. Less stressed. Even the others seems more relaxed.

Calla: "Ooh!"

Lucy: "Aah! I remember."

Emerald is the only one that seems more spooked.

Raven: "Is something wrong Emerald? Did it not work?"

Emerald: "I never heard of this! Why do I not know what this is!? Where did you learn that!?"

Raven: "I don't know, it was taught to me when I was growing up."
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No. 859710 ID: 3adb50

Get on the move slowly. That way you can progress, but let Emerald work on the runes while you do. This will also let you move carefully to avoid traps or ambushes. Let the bees take the lead, since they're quickest and quietest.

Don't bring Ava. You have a better chance of talking down Ophi if Ava isn't there to reinforce her orders.

Make sure Ava is as secure as possible before you go, and there are no doors her allies could use to get back to her. There was a second bed somewhere, right? Could you use that as extra bindings so she can't wiggle and loosen herself?
No. 859712 ID: 3ce125

You could make sure Ava stays put by flipping the bed over and trapping her under it. So long as she can still breathe it's fine. For maximal effectiveness you could point her head at the wall and shove the dresser up against the bed so she can't wiggle out from under it backwards or forwards.
No. 859716 ID: 3adb50

Also good.
No. 859765 ID: 9f8ce2

I want to say that this is a little bit overkill, but then I remember who we're dealing with. So I'm going to vote for it.

Also, apparently you got a real unique skill there, Raven. Just don't wear your throat out. And a bottle of water or something will probably be your best friend for a while.

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London, land of the eel pickler, the roaming cockney and the ancient pearly dynasty.

With the great queen Victoria at its head, this city rules over a great empire that stretches the globe from Canada to Australasia, drawing to it all manner of people.

Among yearning masses, arriving on a steamer from the United States, stands our young heroine..
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Diane: "That..Ok no that is absolute nonsense!"

Holmes: "Oh it is indeed nonsense, but not absolute. The statement itself is simply a interesting thought experiment i indulge in from time to time, its use in this case was revealing to me details of both the doctor and yourself.

The doctor reacted to it, and my statement of 'Ghost hound' with angry derision, storming out the house as you so plainly saw. However once receiving new information he returned, showing me that while he has deeply held views he dose not let them blind him to new facts, however questionable they are.

In your case it was something of a test, you heard a authority figure state in calm, knowledgeable tones something that dose not withstand even base logic. Despite me being your employer and my brothers statement as to my mental abilities, you drew attention to and addressed what you believed to be incorrect statements.

Had you not i would most likely have told you to leave, i have no use for sycophants or yes men, but someone who calls my judgment to question and forces me, by retelling, to examine my own logic for faults, now that is something im glad to have around the house"

She closes her eyes and leans back in her chair, steepling her fingers.

Holmes: "The doctors first assumption is a good one, a manor and a title would be reason enough for a estranged family member to kill. The way it was done suggests knowledge of sir Charles and the local legends, perhaps a member of the household?

The hound itself need not be a particularly large or threatening creature, the same effect would be achieved by lighting and costuming if the victim is in the right mindset, so for now the hound will be a lesser concern.
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No. 859664 ID: 33cbe7

Forget that peashooter, you need a punt gun. Because reasons.
No. 859738 ID: 3ae3fd

A punt gun is at best a situational asset in the absence of a punt. Certainly a desirable possession, as one never knows when one might be looking to defend a wagon from a violent horde. Alas, given our current absence of a financial situation it might be best to be satisfied with refreshing our firearm drills in the hopes of conserving ammunition. Perhaps even to dream longingly about the distant possibility of purchasing some more rounds, and maybe even a convenient pistol...

Or perhaps we could enquire after funds to procure supplies for the investigation? Such as the aforementioned ammunition and some clothing suited to the moors? No doubt The Lady Holmes also requires supplies to conduct an investigation. Though in light of Mycroft's request, it would be best to impose upon our employer to accompany us, as we most sure would not be able to identify all the unique paraphernalia that she requires. If we are extremely skilled we might even be able to prompt her into holding a conversation with the merchant staff without leading the discussion into fisticuffs. Perhaps a goal for after some years of coaching?
No. 859745 ID: 3ce125

If there really is a giant dog, but not a ghost, you want a big gun. Shotgun or rifle would do it.
No. 859758 ID: c0641d

“So you think there might be an actual hound out there, if not a spectral one?”

“Also, do the Baskervilles have a kennel master or a staff member that otherwise has access to a big dog? I’d say he was the most suspicious in that case.”

“But then, the ghostly tracks do still draw suspicion, like you said. But what if we turn our thinking around and entertain the idea that this is exactly the point of them?”

“... So that leaves me with a theoretical dog-owner on the staff that’s being framed for a death that could be entirely natural for all we know? Sorry, I’m still new at this. I’ll get the gun. Do you need to call upon anyone before we leave?”

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Ok that's enough of that.

SO after a nice nap and a shower, I part ways with my Slime buddy. I’m takin’ my shiny new Super Jump power for a spin around the town! Parkourrr! But nothing too crazy because this does use a lot of energy.
Oof! "Whoops sorry random guy! Didn't mean to bump into you!" Is he fine?
:genericnpc:"Watch it, pal!" He's fine. Boing! Now he's outta sight!
Now, where am I headed?

Tavern (scope out my next adventuring partner, if any)
Shop (scope out equipment now that I have some cash to spare)
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Ghost is gonna run outta rocks eventually, but for now Miko's takin' plenty of hits and I think she's gettin' good and mad! I don't have to tell her to press the attack. A few times, I manage to attack after he takes a blow from her, and most of my strikes then cause some damage, but not every time! Seems like her hits aren't doing a lot, but mine are... Not sure what's up with that yet.
I load up the Lightning bullet. Ghost throws a rock at me, but I think he runs out, because he takes to taunting me instead of tossing more.
:genericnpc:"Quit fiddlin' with your strapon!"
:glinp-happy:"Get back Miko!" She leaps back and I blast jumpy with some volts! He tries to hop out of the way, but it's no good against this spell!
A direct hit! He's staggered and falls over, but he's surprisingly intact! Miko's about to try and finish 'im, when ghost kicks me over me from behind!
:glinp-happy:"Oof!" I fall on my face!
:miko2:"Quit breathin' our AIR!" She's momentarily distracted, but she gets in a surpr
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No. 859741 ID: a363ac

rewind dodge the ghost hit so jumpy dies.
No. 859743 ID: f5c698

Even though you can't control what you turn into, maybe it only pulls from select stuff in the environment. Try turning into something when Jumpy comes at you, make him hurt himself on your rocky exterior or trip over you and off the side.
No. 859744 ID: 3ce125

Yeah. I think we can reasonably do that.

Also... hmm. Does this mean the "ghost" dude has time powers? He's displaced in time, maybe? You're seeing what he was doing a few seconds in the past, so it's hard to tell where he really is. Though, come to think of it, that could be done via illusion magic too.
No. 859753 ID: 56e50f

Sir Lags-o-Lot!
Use this against him, hit him as hard and quick as you can at once so when time catches up, he gets a massive damage spike and keels over

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“I want to know what they’re up to; you know, my sisters. Keep an eye on ‘em. And let me know if you see anything weird from the admins. See if you can find more of those cameras too, inside the facility...”

The kid nods and hurriedly closes the application as he hears the main door open. One of the administrators steps in with a datapad and a friendly expression.
He raises his voice, “Alright everyone, lets liiiine up. We’ve got a work assignment for you all and then we’ll have lunch. Sounds good?”

A kid raises their hand, “Are- are there going to be any, um, sessions today?”

The worker checks his datapad, “Mmmm nope, nothing scheduled for today. Not sure what we’ve got lined up for the afternoon yet, but no memory transfers.” The kid looks noticeably relieved and steps into the growing line of children.
No. 859748 ID: 56e50f

Hm. This doesn't concern you, does it? Tell the kid to close shop. You don't want the attention of the others.
No. 859750 ID: 3ce125

Line up like an obedient little tot. Ask what kind of work you're doing.
No. 859751 ID: a1b43d

before we go to wherever else we’re going we should tell the cat and rabbit to never try to find us themselves, we will come to them. They wouldn’t want to accidentally get the attention of our sisters instead.
No. 859752 ID: 3abd97

Maybe give a sign to your new allies and then move off. No sense in letting one of your minders see you're acting differently.

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