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746096 No. 746096 ID: d11344 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]


(Content warning: This quest will probably be NSFW at times. Spoiler images will be used for those times. Expand all images at your own peril!)
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No. 930889 ID: b1b4f3

Well, you can just pull out.
No. 930894 ID: 8f6858

Whoops, I guess this is happening now. I guess enjoy it while you can? Whether she kills you or something else, there is a good chance you are going to die soon anyway so why not screw the horrifying bioweapon thing. Just enjoy the moment?
No. 930896 ID: 91ee5f

Huh, it really does look like candy corn.

>to sex or not to sex? That is the question.
I highly advise against having sex! Especially after her rant about not wanting to do this at all!

There’s also the parasite she said fused to her! How do you know it’s not gonna crawl into your dick or something?!

And if she won’t take no for an answer, then you can just ask for a blowjob. There’s no risk of getting her pregnant if she uses her mouth!

And then she can tell you if your dick tastes like a candy corn!
No. 930897 ID: 1ed92d

Uh. Uh. Well now neither of you are in your right mind. However uh....

Okay you're on your own, Soto. Good luck with that, try to have fun.
No. 930898 ID: bcc41d

Look, this is a hilariously bad idea, but there's a clear genetic imperative in-built that's driving you towards it - or maybe she, and now you, are just both extremely lonely and horny. Either way do not have for-real sex with her. Trick the urges. Hug her and say okay, but you should lean away from anything close to actual breeding - and 69 it. Rub 'n fondle, squeeze and please. That sort of stuff. Some of the fun, none of the downsides. Not to mention less risk of her not getting off which... you should probably do your best to get her off.

Oh, and don't worry about her symbiote thing. If you get affected you get affected, if you don't, you don't. You've got enough weird impulses that it would probably be a nice change of pace to HEAR the logic behind them - and the whole regenerate from death thing might honestly come in handy right about now, even if identity issues wouldn't. Doesn't sound like the thing wanted to be in a body with a controlling mind, though, so you're probably safe.

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910512 No. 910512 ID: 891b91 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

Chapter 0: >>/questarch/886861

Discussion: >>/questdis/123379
Wiki: https://tgchan.org/wiki/Dead_Dust
Inventory: https://tgchan.org/wiki/Dead_Dust/Inventory

Yesterday was a blur. They ended up keeping you in the infirmary overnight, so they could monitor your health; between the frequent examinations and the steady trickle of well-wishers showing up to ask how you were doing, you didn't get much opportunity to make sense of your current situation, let alone ask any of the growing number of questions floating around in your head. Of all the things puzzling you about this place, the people themselves are the greatest mystery. They've been friendly and welcoming, sure; but sometimes it feels like they find you familiar in some way. They keep calling you Sigarzghar,, too, and you have no clue why.

But these confusions don't trouble you -- you find the others more worrying, such as why you were in a coma for three days, or why all your posessions are missing from your pockets. You wonder how long you'll be stuck in this place, but you don't have much in the way of leads to figure out where else to go -- there're Delaney and Quincy over on Gansett shelf, the tentacle twins on the Concourse, and... that's about it. You're not sure how you'd get to either of those places from here, so you certainly feel stuck. Right now, more than anything else, you need answers.

You suppose that's why you're waiting here. They discharged you from the infirmary shortly after you awoke this morning, and led you h
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No. 930758 ID: fd2d31

Might wanna get a quick shower before going further.
And getting something to eat afterwards or else low blood sugar and less sane decision making.
No. 930761 ID: a9af05

A and B in that order.
No. 930871 ID: 64356b

No. 930893 ID: 2202fb

we should learn some martial arts fitting for our stature and then we could add "out4_a_#"

but yeah, i like that username.
No. 930895 ID: d9bac8

I think just "out4a#" would work, and also not be a complete mouthful.

C might be prudent, while you still have Roz with you.

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879486 No. 879486 ID: e56bf6 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

So soon?!

Where are these people coming from and how are they finding my dungeon?

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No. 930861 ID: 0fae41

Deem, don't do the thing. Whatever you're thinking of, don't do that, because you need to be explicitly told not to do the thing, with explicit wording, otherwise you will do it anyway. So whatever you do, don't.

Now, wipe them out. Leaking excess monster into the surrounding area is against dungeon health and safety code. Time to clean up the mess as a form of healthy coping.
No. 930865 ID: 8d4593

Avoid Injuries
They seem to be getting tougher out there. Maybe next time they show up, one of them will be useful enough to subjugate.

Actually, Isolate that golem that thinks it's strangling you. A thing that can possess might be useful to have around.
No. 930877 ID: bcc41d

Chakarchelou's such a cutie patootie. Best guard drake.

>Imp annihilation or nunjuries
No injuries. You left behind a guard to deal with scampering sneaks who slipped past you - and if they leave, good riddance. As long as you don't let the Bully or most of the swarm pass, you should be good.

Tactic-wise... how do you deal with imp possession? Is there a non-destructive way to shake the possession? If you could clear it up, you'd have one more ally in the fight.

Mind that you want to get rid of the possessor imp so it can't do it to anyone else. The imp gang is pretty grouped up in the doorway, so Alkaline should probably Bad Egg them if she can, while Reisarf/Stargazer return bombardment, with a focus on the Bully. You could also have your big golem climb out of the water behind them. Unless you're lucky it won't be much of a sneak attack, but it could split their forces and Doyle might get his yellow-bell-y butt in gear if he sees your group having the upper hand.
No. 930891 ID: 2202fb

We need to obtain some crossbows. This would be over already if we had a few repeaters to fend off wildlife.
No. 930892 ID: b1b4f3

1, killing the strongest of them.
2, making sure the majority are killed.
3, keeping your minions healthy.

It doesn't matter if some of them escape, in the long run. If they ever come back either they'll be mostly harmless or they'll be supporting another invading monster force like the bear or something. Or maybe they'll multiply and return as another swarm? That's fine too, we'll get mana out of it!

Actually there is one concern. Will they bother the town? Or will they bother a merchant caravan, or your own caravan? Maybe it would be best to wipe them out in that case. Having them steal our stuff (or stuff we want to buy) would be really shitty.

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930854 No. 930854 ID: e715fe hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

Alright. Today's the day I'm going to register for the dungeon guild. Saved up my money. Sold my old junk. When a town runs on protecting and exploiting these old holes, these otherworldly entryways, there's always a demand for more people to dive in.

Anyway, today is the day! So I'm going in.
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No. 930876 ID: 0fae41

Couldn't be sure without the trip. Can't be sure, technically, but it doesn't actually matter.
No. 930878 ID: 477b7d

If it literally only costs 1 and there's no other commitments, might as well Register (A).

It's not like we're going to go to a store next and find something for exactly 250 that we'll miss out on.
No. 930879 ID: 91ee5f

No. 930880 ID: 10a335

A. I mean, what could go wrong?
No. 930890 ID: 2202fb

C. Lets give this up and go do something safer, like build a fort and pillage bandits or something.

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890020 No. 890020 ID: 2007b6 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]


You all met in a tavern in some no-name logging town out on the frontier. Scruffy prospectors, scheming merchants, disgraced minor nobles, and deranged veterans from thousands of miles away converged on rumors of a ruined fortress from the Old Empire and the priceless treasures within. Seemed like a great way to get rich, make a name for yourself, or at least keep busy while avoiding the big cities for whatever reason. Things went wrong. Now you're lost, with barely any supplies. Getting out alive won't be easy. Might still score some wealth and power on the way, though.

Pick a class (hedge witch, rich bastard, soldier, or townie), and a specialty within that class. A hedge witch specialized in healing can resurrect the dead, if all the key giblets are in place, but after they start to go rancid it's like pushing an avalanche back uphill.
Pick a higher ambition (compassion, fame, honor, wealth, rule the world, etc.), and a lower ambition (fetish).
Pick either a phobia, a concealable mutation/parasite, or a supernatural vulnerability - or all three plus an innate power.
For example, an elf could have a phobia of disfigurement (an un-pretty elf is called an orc), pointed ears providing acute senses but vulnerable to overstimulation, and the power to balance effortlessly on any solid surface, no matter how narrow or fragile. An adventuring vampire could have a phobia of holy powers, concealable fangs to heal by drinking blood, vulnerability to immersion in running water, and the power to transform into mist. A corrupted princess could have a phobia of slime, vagina swarming
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No. 930839 ID: 2007b6

>Any chance of fixing it without magic?
>rolled 2, 5, 2 = 9
Conceivably it could heal on it's own, though that might take months. Some sort of surgical reconstruction to speed things along ought to be reasonably simple: just reopen the wound and link the tendon back up somehow, like splicing a rope. However, any sort of surgery always runs some risk of making things worse, all the more so in a situation with limited equipment and an insufficiently sterile working environment.
No. 930841 ID: b0728b

((This lives! I'm kind of out of whack in role-playing my characters now...))

Green peeks out of his hiding place behind the throne. Looking at the loot left behind by the goblins; specifically, their strange coinage. He nabs a purse filled with them and begin analyzing. He's excited at the strange rock-like things.

Gale lowers his spear. The skirmish quickly died away before his very eyes before he knew it ended.

He turns to Mizer. "That's a nifty looking thing. What's that?"
No. 930842 ID: b0728b

Kinda on a rush. Missed me dice.
No. 930851 ID: 0be68b

rolled 1, 5, 4 = 10

Hopefully this works now.
No. 930875 ID: d9acdc

>Lizzy. Lizzy! You just died.
"I seem like I'm okay for being dead, so I think that's a good thing!"
She quietly checks herself for yellow creeper vines around the back of her skull and arms.

>Sit down and rest for goodness sake!
"No thank you, I don't like chairs right now." She says, even as she sits down against the wall, drinking the offered water.
"Do you want some snacks? Or maybe a candle?" The greasy bug crumble is offered, clutched in one working hand.

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903569 No. 903569 ID: 1301e8 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

A Feast of Souls


“Justice? They are nothing but beasts, deserving nothing but complete extermination. They cannot fathom something complex like justice, nor do they deserve any kind of mercy. The only thing they deserve is the complete extinction I’ve already given them for daring to even exist, and you will not stop it.”
-Karkan Inkfeather.

Wiki and previous threads: https://tgchan.org/wiki/First_Day_of_Harvest
Discussion thread: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/questdis/res/120031.html
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No. 930518 ID: 33b450

You should tell her that you enjoy ladies like her: nice and plump. It means there's more cushin for the pushin! It also means that the lady in question will have plenty of body heat, which is good for cold nights. And they give the best hugs.

That should make her feel better about herself.

>Forgot to feed her.
Normal food may not do anything for you, but she still needs it. Keep feeding her.

Nice words for a nice lady.
No. 930528 ID: f2320a

these two are perfect
No. 930754 ID: a9af05

Say this.

>That should make her feel better about herself.
I hope you're right about that.
No. 930756 ID: f2320a

i hope it does she really needs it
No. 930872 ID: 64356b

Tertian is where he belongs. Keep him in and don't let him out.

Keep feeding her.

Yes, plump ladies truly give the softest and warmest hugs. They also make great pillows when you sleep with them.

Indeed, she does need it. A little body positivity can go a long way to improving her mood.

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927154 No. 927154 ID: 688dd6 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

>Previous thread: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/res/530834.html
>Wiki page: https://tgchan.org/wiki/Age_of_Shadows
>Discussion thread: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/questdis/res/74609.html

In the East... er, wait... in the East Crescent, a being of great evil... uh, I mean, there was a great Empire, on the edge of the... no... where was I? Damn it. The empire was in the west, wasn't it? I could have sworn it said east... Wait, hold on...

*flip flllip flip*

Right. In the West, there was a great Empire which centuries ago wrested peace from the jaws of war. Its line of rulers was good and just, and that peace was maintained for centuries. That period of order came to an end when a being of terrible evil arrived, and wreaked havoc on the lands.
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No. 930811 ID: 2202fb

"You are either a lying, dishonorable bastard, or there is something game-changing here you dont know about."

Lets learn about the house history and if there is any interesting history about the land it is on.
No. 930818 ID: 91ee5f

Hey, I know this is a bad time, but now that you’re wearing this outfit as yourself, I’d just like to reiterate that you look adorable in it!

Anyways, back to the task at hand.....

Ask Niklaus why there’s a huge party going on? You’d think someone that’s got a huge debt wouldn’t be able to afford to throw a party like that.

This makes the most sense. There must be something special hidden in this house that Niklaus doesn’t know about, along with the servants themselves being special in their own way.

Then again, maybe Jakob doesn’t want the servants killed because he won’t have to waste money on replacing them when he takes this manor from Niklaus.

Once Spectral Senses are available, turn them on and let’s go on a treasure hunt with Niklaus. We’re bringing him with us because you don’t have access to certain places of the house and the guards will be suspicious of you walking around alone, but with Niklaus at your side, the guards will leave you alone so you guys can explore. You’ll also have to put on that same Impersonation you were using.
No. 930824 ID: 977456

Will the magic of whatever is here help to hide your use of Spectral Senses?
No. 930827 ID: 20b7eb

it appears there's magic hidden somewhere. maybe finding it would explain something.
personally i'd start with the basement, but really it could be anywhere.
use spectral senses?
No. 930870 ID: 64356b

Both of these.

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854203 No. 854203 ID: 8a251a hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/homebrewdeviants
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PAST THREADS: https://tgchan.org/wiki/Tiny_Cat_People

You are VOIDSY, and as your name would imply, you’re in the void. It has been some time since you’ve focused your collective mind, but you need to move. It’s time to collect your thoughts.

The game is officially starting, and your enemy is the most notorious god of the Taverne pantheon- one you want to join if you win this game. Not only do you want to teach this murderer a lesson, but losing this game means death. Your tiny cat people are akin to your children, and you love them- and you will prepare them for war.

You’ve upset Wretch, and that needs attention sooner rather than later. Strategizing with Eastwood was easy enough, but you haven’t talked to Miller as much. Talking to all of your alliance members will be crucial to your success against Spit. Talking to Spit was a disaster, and while continuing a conversation would be a terrible idea, it is an option.

Your cats are armed to the teeth, but Jasper seems...less than comfortable with their new existence. Maybe a one on one talk would be a good idea. Like talking to your god teammates, communication with your TCPs can’t go wrong.

Of course, there’s always directly planning your next move. You can multitask some things, but not too many, focus would be a better plan in most situations- what’s your first move?
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No. 930825 ID: e37a06

Just as of note if take this route, it is possible that the cage type's ability could catch jasper. It is possible that after capture, they can't escape because its not an ordinary container.
No. 930826 ID: b1b4f3

Jasper needs a run-up to phase through things anyway so yes we need to make sure the cage tcp doesn't capture anyone else before it's subdued.
No. 930840 ID: 10c408

Jasper, you are doing amazing. Don't let Spit's methods get to your head, though. We're going to muck up all of her plans in a second.

now then...

Tell the other gods that we know a bit more of the layout. Be concise and fast with this message and DO NOT stop to chit chat, time is of the essence if we want to get shit done with as much surprise as possible. Jasper is on the ground floor in what appears to be a third floor building. No easy exit but we found seaspray and will be trying to get them out.


Marnet, round up the other TCP's at our base. We're about to have incoming via bag and not all of it is gonna be friendly. Get the rest of the healing potions nearby as well. After that, put your hand in the bag and get ready to grab and yank out a hostile.

Jasper, go and tazer-chain the big cage type so it can't finish whatever it's doing to Marvel. If the cage type is

Buddy, stay hidden behind the boxes. If we're lucky the hook type is gonna cross the room to try and deal with jasper... Which is when you are going to sneak up behind him and shove him into the bag head first so that Marnet, on the other end, can grab him and take him hostage.

We'll go from there afterwards.
No. 930844 ID: 91ee5f

>Marnet, round up the other TCP's at our base. We're about to have incoming via bag and not all of it is gonna be friendly. Get the rest of the healing potions nearby as well. After that, put your hand in the bag and get ready to grab and yank out a hostile.
That’s not going to happen.

Neither of the TCPs that have been described to us can fit into the bag.
No. 930863 ID: 10c408

The cage type is right out, but the hook type is "not that big".

And I'm willing to hedge my bets for one HELL of a surprise that leaves Spit on a major backfoot and completely unaware of how exactly we're pulling off the things that we are via non-descript bags.

And if the hook type is actually too big to fit through then, well, Buddy can shank it I guess.

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902109 No. 902109 ID: 11f77a hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

Wiki: https://tgchan.org/wiki/Arthocob_Date_Quest
Discussion: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/questdis/res/106192.html
Takes place in the Team Port Echo universe so... may or may not be canon-ish. Prequel maybe?
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No. 930612 ID: 91ee5f

All of this.
No. 930726 ID: 0fae41

Sure you are! (She'd like a strong, independent guy, don't you think?)
No. 930755 ID: f2320a

Tell her if she wants to be sure she can walk you home every day...

Also tell her about that job you got. Does she wanna come with? You'll split the pay?
No. 930762 ID: a9af05

Tell her this.
No. 930837 ID: 1ed92d

Sounds fun!

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929271 No. 929271 ID: 5a5548 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]

THIS QUEST MAY OR MAY NOT CONTAIN: adult content, gay and lesbian content, gore, asphyxiation, nonconsensual immolation, necromantic life drain, vivisection by way of mideival weaponry, full on cannibalism through swarms of sapient insects, cube-based dissection, and vaginal fingering.

a girl entered the tavern about a half ago, beaming from ear to ear, and strapped for war.

"a mug of your finest, sir!" she said, "you're looking at the newest initiate of the Crawler's Guild!"

Select a Race:

GARGOYLES: stout of body, stout of soul. gargoyles are as unmoveable as the mountains.

MURDERSCRUBS: Death begins, death ends. Murderscrubs are masters of the fine art of killing.

FURIES: anger within, fury without. Furies burn with a righteous and uncontrolled rage.

ZENLINGS: fleet of foot, fleet of mind. Zenlings move like a cold breeze, and strike like a sandstorm.

LUDELINGS: perfection of self, perfection of the world. Ludelings walk like men, and think like wolves.
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No. 930808 ID: 094652

... She looked smarter when you had booze flowing through your chest.

But yeah, time to go to work. For coin and cleavage!
No. 930812 ID: 2202fb

And with what sort of weapon shall we cleave?
No. 930821 ID: 9876c4

I believe I have made my feelings known on this.
No. 930836 ID: 4854ef

She might not have had a formal education.. Or it's really hard to write with gigantic pawhands. Either way she can still be quite smart.
No. 930843 ID: 2202fb

As did I.

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929115 No. 929115 ID: 70be57 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

Wiki https://tgchan.org/wiki/Root_and_Branches
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No. 930751 ID: 8b660e

I find Happy to be the most likely answer
No. 930769 ID: 70be57
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No. 930770 ID: 8b660e

If there is one thing I can't stand it's villains who monologue.
No. 930773 ID: 70be57

I know I know
And you know that I adore them
No. 930833 ID: e51896

hmmmm...Behind that mask... was another mask... one might mistake you for trying to avoid yourself from being who you really are.

and nah, we didn't truly figure out who you are. we only manage to figure out the imposter you disguised as was only your alter ego as Happy. not your true self. We still don't have enough indications to figure out who you really are under that mask(s). But it's cool, go ahead and keep playing dress-up if that is fun for you. I'll admit, it is good to keep that child-like wonder and imagination. But I'll give you the benefit of doubt. Just know, like it or not, unfortunately everyone has to be forced to grow up and be an adult sooner or later. Nobody can play pretend forever and will have to face the harsh reality of adulthood.

And as far as the tea metaphor goes, I can't speak for everyone, but if I break any cups or tea sets, wouldn't it make more sense to not fix it, and instead just throw the shattered remains in the trash and get a new tea set and be extra careful not to break it again from past experience? Or even better yet, just drink out of disposable water bottles, or soda cans to avoid shattering? And if it causes more messes to the point of permanently stain the carpet, why not just buy a new rug or carpet once one can afford it from intensive hard work and saving money?
But whatever the case, whether it being fixing something or cleaning messes, the old saying goes: no crying over spilled milk... or in this case, tea I guess? I dunno, I don't drink tea.

But lets get to the point without any more rambling. I'm sure introducing yourself isn't the only reason for your confrontation. I can only bet you're really here to place some kind of an incentive if you truly want us to go after you as enemies or something for some weird reason, such as a malicious choice, some kind of curse placed on us, blackmail, a sacrifice, etc. Th
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No. 930767 ID: 0fae41

Barricade the Waste Management door with whatever's handy. Preferably something that will explode when the monster breaks through. Sticking around to witness that thing will not be good for your fellow survivors' sanity.
No. 930772 ID: 8eaf98

According to https://www.chemicalspill.org/diamond.html that canister contains something that has (from top to bottom) "3 Extreme Danger", "3 Flash Point below 73 F (Boiling point at/above 100 f) and/or at/above 73 F - not exceeding 100 F", and "1 Unstable if heated" it is stated earlier (in >>726285) that it is cyanuric quadrazide and that it "Tends to be kind of explosive"
So I suggest we get those to embrace their explosive tendencies once 'thing' breaks through the door. A subtle use of telekinesis should enable us to open them and a taser should be able to ignite it. Sadly we DO need to open it cause it isn't labeled an oxidizer too.
>>724129 Shows three separate canisters, it is too bad we need to hide our telekinesis cause it would be nice to save two of those three for potential later use. Actually, stupid idea: can we use the telekinesis to hold two of them together so they do not explode with the other one?
this is technically a specific execution of \/, I think
>Fortify the Armory and wait for the threat in order to surprise attack it
No. 930815 ID: ae8ec4

-Fortify the Armory and wait for the threat in order to surprise attack it
Prepare to blow that thing up with that cannister and a taser.
No. 930828 ID: b1b4f3

Okay, if the lockdown causes blast doors to come down from the ceiling, we can slide shit under where they'd come down to keep them from blocking access to our egress. Which I believe are just the armory and elevator doors? We could keep the security room open as well if needed.

That would block off the monster AND give us access to the big guns. So let's do that.
No. 930830 ID: b5fb67

Just a quick clarification for the situation that came up:

-There are extra guns (supposedly of shotgun or SMG types) in the left half of the gun safe
-The left half of the safe is locked and inaccessible through traditional means
-Forcing the left half of the safe open would trigger a Lockdown
-Triggering the Lockdown would close the armory, security, elevator, and waste management entrances with blast doors
-The blast doors can be wedged open with the furniture being moved into place

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It's not easy to tell time when the sun's always directly overhead.

That red moon is no good either. Maybe she's afraid to linger too often in the same part of the sky, like courtiers rotate through dresses.

A few stars are visible, dancing as if in pain.

Near as anyone can tell, that distant screaming - well, the coordinated kind - comes every twelve and a half hours, at what should be dawn and dusk. If that's right, tomorrow will be the first day of Resplendent Fire, and the first full month since the cataclysm which dropped a fifty-mile-wide chunk of Creation into the Demon Realm.

What have you done?
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No. 930689 ID: d9acdc

rolled 9, 9, 4, 7, 10, 3, 6, 1, 7, 10, 7, 2, 8, 3, 6, 10, 2, 6, 8, 3, 4, 2, 10, 3, 2, 8, 2, 9, 2, 6, 9, 2, 9, 6, 8, 10, 8, 4, 5, 8, 3, 2, 1, 4, 9, 7, 5, 8, 5, 1 = 283

>If you are to lie to the monks, I cannot know of it.

>Per discord, Bridget is allowed to move forward with the scene.

As Bridget approaches the rented storefront, the monks take notice. The two standing nudge one of their fellows awake- seemingly one with fewer plants growing out of them than the other two.

The one with the staff speaks first:
"Seems you're back awful fast. Why'd you come alone?."

Aly, stepping out from behind Bridgets frame, corrects her:
"The story is a long one, and she can't talk right now. We need to move you guys outside before she can, you know, help you. Outside town, I mean. Not just outside, that'd be silly. Oh, uh, also, there's... going to be some side effects, and I feel like you're supposed to disclose those things before you start. I haven't been doing this long but uh, even though they're kind of nasty I think side effects are better than being dead, right? So yeah, pack whatever you need, we're going to be out for a few days. Oh, you don't need to worry about food though, she'll take care or that. Really we just need you to help carry the wounded guys. She'd do it, but she's gotta carry the medicine."

"... yeah, no, that's not happening. I don't know what crazy secrets that monster is hiding, but you're not getting us to dig the graves for you, so if you plan to torture us you'll have to do your dirty work out in the open."
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No. 930781 ID: 1ed7af

rolled 1, 6, 5, 5, 8, 1, 1, 6, 2, 8, 1, 5, 2, 4, 5, 3, 3, 10, 3, 10, 6, 8, 10, 6, 3, 9, 2, 9, 2, 3 = 147

This social attack goes up against Indomitable Hedonism Drive, so Malice will have to spend all her willpower to resist it.

Malice listens to Lute's story, clearly enamored, but her heart is set. Maybe she can be friends with Lute and have the mirror? She needs time to think. Until then, all this inner turmoil is distracting.

Malice will activate Nemesis Self Imagined Anew targeting Lute. Malice's entire mannerism changes suddenly as she feels the spiteful hate bubbling up inside of her. She speaks a little impatiently, "That's a cool story and all, but can we get to the language lessons? I have a date coming up!"

rolled 2, 2, 5, 5, 4, 2, 7, 7, 6, 3, 10, 8, 8, 6, 5, 6, 5, 9, 8, 7 = 115

>"That's a cool story and all, but can we get to the language lessons? I have a date coming up!"
Covering her reaction at the batgirl's sudden transition of disposition Lute with a coy smile, Lute replies "Did you happen to notice what language the story was in?"

At this point Malice realizes Lute is, and has been, speaking in Rivertongue.

Hmm, Indomitable Hedonism Drive isn't obvious and Lute doesn't have essence sight, so... rolling Lore or Occult to see if she recognizes what just happened? No excellency. I figure an akuma would have some awareness of common yozi charms other than her patrons, but that doesn't mean she'd necessarily make the connection either.
No. 930795 ID: 094652

rolled 3, 9, 4, 8, 1, 3, 2, 4, 4, 4 = 42

Embri spots Lute and Malice talking and decides to stalk them in hopes of learning some insight.

Embri uses the high ground, keeping watch for pressure plates in case she needs a quick getaway distraction.
No. 930804 ID: afdebc

Lute and Malice's conversation is taking place in the month of downtime before the lawship landed in hell- Embri's would have been in the wrong realm of existence to see them, or stalk them.

By the time Embri reaches hell and parts way from UWD and FFE, she's only tens of miles away from Lute and Malice, rather than a whole world, but still too far to see them.

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926761 No. 926761 ID: 7816e7 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

18+ adult content
Chapter 8: the wild hunt

First thread: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/res/860238.html
Previous thread:https://tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/res/912160.html
Wiki: https://tgchan.org/wiki/Moot_Point

The sun once again shines on the city of Moot Point. Augustine Moot keeps her watchful vigil overhead, an eternal symbol of the stability and safety. But the long shadow cast by the city’s new mountain brings mutterings of worry among the streets. Rumors work their sinister magic as citizens gather and wonder what could be lurking within it.
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No. 930636 ID: 58b4f3

At the risk of sounding dumb, I've gotta ask, was Raithe pretending to be sick to get Niki to leave so he could prepare his surprise or was he actually sick from holding the fire ward?
No. 930645 ID: 916ff4

Home & Hearth Bakery
No. 930702 ID: 8eaf98

>>930564 Clio's face =D
Nixxy: you might want to crush someone who is more acclimatized to you rather than the person who met you all of today.
Time skip start? Because I feel like we should let Clio settle into the new life we are providing her before we start bombarding her with questions.
No. 930705 ID: 91ee5f

>Nixxy: you might want to crush someone who is more acclimatized to you rather than the person who met you all of today.
And then there was a loud snapping sound, followed by very loud cursing and lots of apologizing.
No. 930779 ID: 8eaf98

>>930705 Whoa man! I think it has been established that we fuck not snuff here in Moot Point.

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904535 No. 904535 ID: 7fd053 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]


Time to take a supersoldier into my enemy's stronghold and defeat his evilly wizardly ways!

:jozi2:"Grab my hand and hold on when we warp." Josie holds her hand out. I grab on.
:glinp2:"OK, but how come?"
:jozi2:"You'll see. You have to stay quiet, though."
:glinp2:"Mmm OK, ready." We warp to Zorgonok's Eeevil lair, but we get there totally silently and without any of the usual warping visuals! I look at her inquisitively.
:jozi2:"Perk for worshippers of The Manifold Shimmer. Stealth warps."
:glinp2:"Ooooh..." We're standing in front of the doors of Zorgonok's castle. Someone would see us if they looked straight down from the roof or out of a window on this side, but since we got here without the usual flashy and whooshy, I don't think anyone will!
:jozi2:"I'd like to do some quick recon. It should only take a few minutes at most, but you'd be on your own. If you busted in, that should keep attention away from me. Otherwise, we can bust in together and just wing it. Up to you. And hey."
:jozi2:"I'll ke
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No. 930724 ID: 91ee5f

>"You won't win a second time, meddler!"
So she remembers the first time?

You might as well keep going, just to see how long the potion’s effects last.

After that, revert so that you can save the potion for another boss.
No. 930730 ID: 0d72fd

See if you can kick her ass within the potions limits.
At least to see if she is immune to excessive force.

It seems your pimp gear has increased in power, are you able to flaunt that much coat?
No. 930745 ID: a9af05

Looks like your clothes grew with you. At least you don't have to worry about destroying your clothes and being naked when the potion's effects wear off.
No. 930775 ID: 8eaf98

>>930745 unless the clothing growth is permanent and the body growth isn't for some reason.
Also a question: what if you just ate her you seem big enough for it right now. Would be funny if it could also be a potentially permanent shrinking potion for things added while large.
No. 930782 ID: 91ee5f

>unless the clothing growth is permanent and the body growth isn't for some reason.
This quest seems silly enough for that to be a possibility.

>what if you just ate her
As long as he remembers to chew and not swallow her whole.

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930212 No. 930212 ID: ddec4a hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

The story of Barnaby Brumpton
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No. 930704 ID: 8eaf98

naw, fire helps lower property value, and we want it as low as it can go, I think.
No. 930729 ID: 8a2902

4:00? Just enough time to flip into your fur suit.
No. 930732 ID: 3c0b5b

arrive 20 minutes after 4. gotta pay respects to the deities of drug consumption
No. 930736 ID: 2202fb

grab a tommy gun and a cigar. Time to get serious.
No. 930776 ID: 8eaf98

Made me realize he looks like Mobster Kingpin from Problem Sleuth if he had less head and more of that head was hat. Quite the sinister look. Might want to destroy and replace this hat as soon as possible: clearly too evil.

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920476 No. 920476 ID: 97c6b2 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]

As stated in the so-very-recent previous thread, this is a quest thread with a game mechanic to make it a bit more /tg/(chan) related. Whenever you suggest an action that has a chance of failure or is important, roll a d20 (email field, 'dice 1d20'). Rolling under Driblis' (or whoever's) related stat of BODY, MIND, or TALK will make the action successful. Rolling over it will be a failure. Not all actions require rolls, but you may as well roll dice when you make a suggestion, in case it does. Probably going to be a bit more lax on requiring that on tgchan than I was back in the old country. Each attack in combat deals 1 HP damage, critical hits (nat 1) are GM-fiat.

This game is completely sandbox, so feel free to do whatever! Also it's been a short while since I've run a quest, so it's possible some recent conventions are not present here. Feel lucky there's no orb of infinite psyche.

Previous threads here, but not really required reading: https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Quest:Driblis_Quest
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No. 929615 ID: ea5947

rolled 3 = 3

Are dorfs hostile to kobolds by default? If not, then perhaps we could try trading some of the stuff we found for an axe. Talking also makes sense to pick up any news or a potential quest.
No. 929645 ID: b1b4f3

rolled 16 = 16

Hmm, we need to gather more information on the surrounding terrain. Can we circle around to behind the hill? Would sneaking through those trees be possible?
Is the dwarf at the wagon looking around much? Are there directions of approach where it is particularly inattentive?

Stealth would be easier if you left some of the noisy gear in a hidden spot to retrieve later.
Optimally we'd find a good route to the woodcutter and ambush them to at least injure them enough to make them drop the axe, at which point we steal it and run off.

Rolling for... I don't know, mind stat for planning the ambush.
No. 929682 ID: 688dd6

rolled 2 = 2

Steal their socks.
No. 930771 ID: 97c6b2
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>Dwarves hostile?

Driblis has never heard of a dwarf trading with kobolds. Other than kobolds just taking stuff dwarves don't need, without the dwarves knowing.

>steal socks

That... could be possible. More fabric is good, Driblis' group of kobolds doesn't have any looms or anything like that.

>drop noisy/flashy stuff.
Driblis and Jibblet agree that makes sense, and stash their stuff under the bushes here. Driblis keeps the bone spear as it doesn't shine like the sword, and is still wearing leather clothing and the bone helmet.

Jibblet is wearing the leather mask, her clothing, and carrying her curved sword, since it's black metal and not shiny.
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No. 930774 ID: b1b4f3

Hmm, what if we waited until nightfall, then stole some stuff while the dwarves are sleeping?

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829557 No. 829557 ID: d36af7 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

An angel, a coward, a demon, a White Elf, a liar, a laborer, a saint, a siren, and a wizard walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Why the l̨̗̖͎̜͖̙̻͛̿͆̎͋ͯo̍̓ͭn̩͉͎̼͆g͚̦̙ͥ̎ͨͥ̎ face?" The demon replies "I can provide you with more than a hundred barrels of ale, sixty gallons each, over the course of the next week, if you, in return, stop asking such stupid questions." Soon enough they come to an agreement.

From Zelkor's Ferry, you can head upriver about 25 miles to Passholdt's border fort. If you're going by land, most people wait for good weather and a large group, then march the whole way to the fort in one day, so as to avoid the red bear. Dirt road turns to mud when it rains. Follow that tributary river (the channel which the ferry actually crosses) to the south and there's a lake, on the far side of the lake is Rook's Vineyard. We don't go there anymore. Downriver, it's about fifty miles to the old coast road, which continues as far north or south as anyone's ever cared to check.

North bank of the river and dozens of miles beyond, from here to the coast road, is marshy lowlands. Swamp trolls live there, and stilt-walker elves, and green-robed monks in decrepit cloisters atop the few rocky outcroppings. There are rumors of some ancient beast sleeping under the mire, able to swallow elephants whole.

Any other direction, forest. All kinds of monsters in the forest, but only three kinds of men. First kind is outlaws, meaning pathetic types on the run from their own mistakes, Most are decent enough, if you give 'em a bit of charity and remember to keep a hand over your purse. Not many survive more than a few weeks. Second is bandits, meaning hardened thieves and murderers who've made the forest their home. They'll take everything you have and afterward, if you're lucky, ransom you back to civilized folk naked and bereft but i
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rolled 3, 3, 6 = 12


We made you our leader. We followed you through deathtraps and took casualties under your orders. We just saved your life when you were so blinded by hatred that you may as well have impaled yourself on her sword. We did all this because we owe you debts of money, blood, and friendship, but those debts are nearly resolved from your costly and suicidal behavior. I don't understand how you can derive such pleasure from the spite of an angel who is bending over in pain just to bring herself to even speak with you, or why you subsequently WANT her to kill you when that would just please her greatly, but this bickering has to end immediately. We owe her a debt. We have not paid that debt with anything but death and insults. Worst-case scenario, we are all judged by the gods themselves for dereliction of duty and divine assault.

I swore an oath to pay my debt to you but choosing to risk eternal damnation from the gods for everyone who works for you will pay that debt in SECONDS. We actually liked working for you when you weren't assaulting our client.

... You don't want to talk to Jalkaren anymore. Fine. I will. Every time you demand something from her, your message goes through me. I'll negotiate terms for you and her. From now on, whenever you two argue directly and you lose your higher infernal reasoning skills, I'm in charge of the party, and I will stay in charge until you regain enough clarity and temperament to order me back in line. Is that acceptable?"

Azure orders the party to group together. The buildings are dilapidated, they won't last very long so the party needs to prepare to move. The plan is to create a series of campfires to pass through the woods safely until they
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No. 916297 ID: e4aa95

rolled 4, 6, 2 = 12

"I do not know how to convey this to you, Azure. But...I died many years ago. What you see before you," Nin gestures to his broken body, "is an empty husk. Bereft of purpose and incapable of any sort of happiness or fulfillment. Do you understand? I care for all of you so much, but such feelings go against my nature. Is it any wonder I wish for death? I don't know why fate keeps conspiring to keep me alive.

But all I want is to help you, protect you, ease your suffering. For you, Kent, Pog, Rhea, everybody. And I have failed. A demon with a cracked soul does not make a good leader, but I will try to do better. I'll even ... apologize to Jalkaren, and try to stop provoking her. If she's not still trying to kill me."

>From now on, whenever you two argue directly and you lose your higher infernal reasoning skills, I'm in charge of the party, and I will stay in charge until you regain enough clarity and temperament to order me back in line. Is that acceptable?

>The buildings are dilapidated, they won't last very long so the party needs to prepare to move.
"The buildings have been standing for years. I'm more concerned about whatever drove the mortals out of this place."
No. 916350 ID: 70903e

rolled 6, 3, 1 = 10

Kent looks as confused as someone who's face is completely covered can look. NIN bleeds everywhere, cursing the angel, Azure ranting about something or other, NIN seeming... repentant? Odd times indeed.

Regardless, gold has been retrieved, and there's the matter of getting everything back to camp. If they want to make good time it seems like Pog should carry the gold and NIN. Probably best to leave the corpses here, unless we can get a long distance resurrection going. Speaking of...

Kent turns to Azure, strategically positioning themselves so her body obscures his hands from Nistamatsin.

"Youre in charge of talking to the Angel now, right? I can't tell if she can see me sign, so could you send a message out asking about resurrections? I'd bring it up with her myself if I could be sure it wasn't falling on blind eyes, but I think two extra bodies would go a long way towards getting everyone and everything back to town in decent shape, especially if we don't have to pay anyone extra for a delivery fee."
No. 920324 ID: 094652

Azure writes up a draft on what she's going to say to Jalkaren:

* I'd like to apologize on behalf of our leader
* He's actually suicidal (his wife is dead, crisis of identity, etc) and has agreed to an apology
* We have every intention of completing the tasks ahead of us, but we'd like to get all the bureaucracy and preparation done.
* Few are the projects which are completed without a stable budget, not to mention the thieves would spread rumors of their success which indicates a potential rise in enemies looking to raid what they believe is an easy target, destroying the forest and the hospital's reputation
* I hope we may remain cordial despite these incidents and I will be taking command the next time Nistamatsin has another stress attack
* Also, are the thieves still under your employment contract despite the breach of terms or have you considered them officially terminated?

Maybe they should rest up and recharge spell slots. It's been a long day.
No. 921407 ID: 094652

rolled 6, 2, 6 = 14

Azure instructs the crew to build barricades and fires, and take sleep shifts until it seems safe to move. When the time is right, they'll head back to civilization, or stay in this abandoned village until daybreak.

Hopefully there will be no encounters...

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Wiki: https://tgchan.org/wiki/D3:_Slight_Return
Disthread: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/questdis/res/126175.html
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No. 930585 ID: eeb7d9

I don't think that is really useful. He is a saint, true, but that means his angel wont like to have aetherial energy near it, so it will most probably block it or reflect it.
We have to physically harm him in order to stop his angels power.
What about making a shield? Can you do that? If you manage to get close to him, you can immediately transform it to add a spike or something to hurt him. We can't let him gain the range advantage.
No. 930590 ID: 91ee5f

>He takes a deep breath and whips up the air around him, this time picking up as many rocks as he can to launch at you. With a sharp exhale the rocks fly toward you.
It seems that he needs to inhale to lift things and he needs to exhale to throw things.

Roland just said that Nolan is a Saint.
No. 930611 ID: 91ee5f

Let’s try distracting him with conversation.

Ask him what the name of his angel is. If he asks how we knew he was a Saint, we just tell him that Channing seems to only send Saints to attack Troy. It’s making him pretty predictable.
No. 930628 ID: 58b4f3

Remember the high pressure Shoot you used to finally spill Wick's cup of water? Even though it fires harmless aura, if you used something else as ammo, it would be a pretty effective attack! For example, if you used a rock as the "bullet" when you fire the high pressure Shoot, that would do some considerable damage!

>Nolan prepares to throw 3 larger rocks
Depending on how big those are, you may either want to stand your ground and use Caesura Concerto to destroy them or, if they're really big rocks, you might be better off dodging out of the way.

If you choose to dodge out of the way, then using the grappling hook hand idea from here >>930369 might be your best option to get out of the way.

He's a Saint, not a voodoo guy.
No. 930763 ID: a9af05

Let's try a CCS to destroy the rocks when they come at us!

That stands for Caesura Concerto Sharp! The "Sharp" part is when you add spikes to the fists!

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923174 No. 923174 ID: d7f01b hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

One cat(?)’s quest for vengeance. Or just causing a nuisance. Or love? One cat(?)’s quest for something.
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im talking sheer fabric and black leather baby!!! im talking precious [quest accent color] gemstones everywhere baby!!! whats the point if we dont WALTZ IN THERE DRESSED TO THE HIGH HEAVENS AND HOT AS HELL???
No. 930199 ID: 5588ae

forgot to edit it in but in my suggestion, marax is 100000000% wearing hotpants, even if this IS an ass out outfit
No. 930216 ID: c8452a

Lime is good
No. 930222 ID: b1b4f3

I like this.
No. 930759 ID: 2af340
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ouija and naamah should have claire's bff necklaces 2k19
also, i'm gay

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