Dompag 2024/01/02(Tue)14:26 No. 1080227 ID: 46e818
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>"I love you, little brother."

Aww that's sweet.

Give her a soft noogie and tell her you love your lil' sister.

Scratch'em big ears

Nice poster collection.

How have you been holding up?

I see you've gotten new posters.
Wait, who's making those things? We're in the middle of nowhere and the closest town got burned down.

>>1080231
That's a really good question, actually. Is it someone that takes commissions? Could they paint... a dragon?

What's that you're looking at?

Oooh a fantasy smartphone, nice!

That's nice. She deserves to have some fine artwork of her own. Let's find out what she likes and then... hm, I wonder who the best artist around here is.

When did you buy nipples?

Also, this might explain where Ona got her enhanced knockers from. We should confront her later:P

Hi Dompag. Hi Geppa. You two seem to be doing well.

whats in the chest dompag

>>1080265
Theres where he keeps all the fires he eats as snacks

Dompag 2024/01/03(Wed)15:42 No. 1080292 ID: 46e818
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"Love you too, big sis."
She gives off a cute, quiet little cackling laugh, the way gnolls do.
"You want another drink?"
>"No, you can have it."

>"I think I'm going to help the kobold build."
"You feel like it?"
>"Yeah."

Dompag 2024/01/03(Wed)15:44 No. 1080294 ID: 46e818
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>"Hey. Big bro.

>it's... I'm happy that we love each other like this. In a way that isn't... that we don't, you know. Fuck."
"Sis, c'mon, you don't--"
>"No, I just like it. I like being with you like this."

"I do too."

Dompag 2024/01/03(Wed)15:49 No. 1080295 ID: 46e818
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>"You're lucky I found you, big brother."
"Yeah. I think so."

>"Okay. One more minute and then I have to go."

>>1080295

Omg, hug that precious dweeb.

>>1080295
Go where?
Is there anything going in the base atm?

>>1080299
To help the Kobold build.

This is. The most precious thing. I love that you two have this.
I would tease you about this relentlessly but it's so wholesome I can't.
Protect that smile.

This is perfection, right here.

I forgot to ask: how's our food storage looking? I mean, we don't have any farmers yet, and an all-meat diet is unhealthy.

Muschio 2024/01/04(Thu)13:19 No. 1080334 ID: 46e818
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Hello again. Glad things are going well at base.
We've wrapped up our meeting with the ceremony master and are prepared to head to Finesse's old village. We've got maps, guidance, and broad instructions.

>"Goodbye, and good luck! Take good care of my little girl, Prince. And say hi to 'Mister Lollipop' from all of us at the village, ha ha ha."
>"DAAAAAD. Stop!"

Muschio 2024/01/04(Thu)13:21 No. 1080335 ID: 46e818
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>"And I'll look into tracking down this symbol for you as best as I can. If there's anyone in the village who can identify it, I'll find them. By the time you get back I hope to have some kind of answer, and you can retrieve your token."
"That's all right, it's just a replica."
>"Well, good luck then! I'll do what I can."

Whoa whoa whoa, warn him that some dangerous people are after that thing and to be careful who he shows it to. Especially warn him about the assassin in the black/white mask.

>>1080336
Yeah best warn him of this especially

...It occurs to me that he might know the Assassin.

Anyway, he needs at least six guards at all times while he's holding onto the charm.

I hope you remembered to ask him about exorcisms. The base seems to be pretty on board with Pendle not being the demon, but I'm still pretty committed to the "better to have done it and not need it" thought. Besides, who knows if we'll need to exorcise some things in the future? We need to exercise that power!

Muschio 2024/01/05(Fri)14:57 No. 1080421 ID: 46e818
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I wouldn't worry too much about leaving the symbol with him. It is, as I said, merely a replica we had Babrakus carve. Whatever power or importance may have been in the original artifact, it seems unlikely to be so symbolically-born as to transfer over to a quick recreation.

As for the exorcism, the ceremony master has promised his help once we return, even to the extent of performing it himself. I'm quite sure after we visit the goblin village and--

>"HEY!"
Oh it's that elf.
>"There you are. Finally."

Muschio 2024/01/05(Fri)15:01 No. 1080424 ID: 46e818
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>"Look, we did what you asked and played nice. We gave them the body, talked to their butchers and backwards shamans and even got the parts we wanted out of it. Done deal, right? So I figure we can go."
"I'm a man of my word. You may--"
>"Except I can't find my sister! I looked up just as the carvers were coming over and she was gone. Figured she was just scouting or something but it's time to go and she's not back."
"I'm sure she's around."
>"Well you better find her! You're the one who brought us to this fucking place!!
>I swear to god, if anything's happened to her, it's gonna be war! I'll lead the charge myself if I have to!!"

>>1080424
Redirect that anger towards helping us find her, then. Let's go.

... that was a girl? I mean, yes, of course. Of course I could tell it was a girl. Damn elves.
Lawl, you go ahead and declare war then, buddy. See how that turns out for you.

Annoying little prick as this guy is, though, we should probably find his sister. She was the more reasonable of the two. Plus, quite frankly, I'm not comfortable with an elf being left unaccounted for in the village.
Look, let's just do a quick little jaunt around the village and ask if anyone's seen her. It's not like an elf just walking around isn't going to be memorable for this place. Let's go, in and out, twenty minute investigation.

OK now that is a diplomatic disaster. If anything happens to her, the kobold village could be made to look like they did it, or were complicit in it. If something wanted to do them harm, and chose this opportunity to ritualistically murder her, much like the other girls who—no no that's impossible.

>>1080424
Alright, let's go look for her. Also what is this grumpy young(?) man's name, and the name of his sister? (damn elves and their agelessness)

>>1080424
How sure are we this isn't an actual child?

"Poor choice of words. If you declare war, we're going after you first.
Okay enough joking around. Let's just ask everyone around us for directions like sane people."

>>1080424
Have Tis look for the elf girl, she's the most likely to know her way around and get cooperation from the locals.

Did you ask any of the kobolds if they'd seen her?

Yes, this needs to be handled seriously. Even if the sister was just doing something harmless like peeing behind a bush or having a quickie with the handsome kobold blacksmith, it's worth showing her brother that you take this seriously and consider yourself responsible.

It's probably not going to win him over to you, but if you blow him off it will definitely sour your relationship with the elves, and harm your reputation as a noble.

Asking the kobolds is definitely an obvious first step that that prick probably didn't deign taking.

Also to keep in mind - Tislomer had talked about Kobolds disappearing and seemed to blame the elves, and now we might have a disappeared elves, so maybe they're not to blame ... an opportunity to reconciliate those two?

Be sure that when you talk to the kobolds, ask them where they've seen elves in town. They may not have paid attention to which elf they were looking at so if you try to ask where the "sister" went or even where the "other elf" went you might get bad information.

>>1080424

Maybe it's that awful attitude she wanted to get away from.

Muschio 2024/01/06(Sat)15:04 No. 1080471 ID: 46e818
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"Very well. We'll help you find your sister.
Tislomer! Finesse and I will regroup with Ashedel, can you look around for the other elf? See what you can find out."
>"Okay!!"

Charmedfrightened 2024/01/06(Sat)15:05 No. 1080472 ID: 46e818
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Okay I'm gonna try to find her!

Charmedfrightened 2024/01/06(Sat)15:05 No. 1080473 ID: 46e818
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Okay I found her!

Wow I'm good at this

>>1080473
Good job Tislomer!

(holy shit lmao)

>>1080473
Success!

Now let's go back and say she's just busy and will be done in... 10-20 minutes.

>>1080473
Give them a thumbs up and head back. Tell Muschio in private.

Tislomer, you know damn well your chest ain't that big
Also, you don't need to feel ashamed of your body, some guys are into small chests. Like... Babrakus for example.

>>1080473

Fingerguns and leave them to their business. We are too classy to crash this party.

YES!!

I mean, good job, Tislomer.
Let's go tell everyone.
E-V-E-R-Y-O-N-E.

>>1080478
No.

>>1080473
Drag her out before her brother goes cyberpsycho.

>>1080473
Great work! Lighting fast work.

Just let her know her brother is done with the deer thing and worried about her, he getting grumpy.

>>1080482
Deer thing? I think that's a kobold.

>>1080473
Welp, let her know her brother is angrily looking for her, so to please hurry. Also stay and watch, just to make sure she finishes quickly.

Aww. Isn’t love beautiful?

>>1080476
This. Give'em some time and reassure the worried sibling.

>>1080473
Are you sure it's the right elf? Still kind of hard to tell.

Charmedfrightened 2024/01/07(Sun)13:24 No. 1080544 ID: 46e818
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i know what they're doing

Charmedfrightened 2024/01/07(Sun)13:26 No. 1080545 ID: 46e818
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"Okay you better finish up quick because your brother's looking for you, I'm gonna tell him you'll be a few minutes"

>>1080545
Attagirl.

Let’s leave them to their business.

Tell her you're going to tell him she went to the bathroom, then you can tell him that and she'll back you up when she meets back up with him. If you call them bathrooms. Whatever you call them in kobold society. Or hey if she wants to spend a bit longer she could tell you some message to tell him? Something so he knows you really did speak to her, so he'll calm down. Then you could distract him with something.

wa-a-a-a-ait a minute...

Get some information from her, something only she would say, so her brother doesn't assume you're busy butchering her carcass.

Seeing as you have so much experience with this kind of thing it would be rude not to give them some helpful advice.

Charmedfrightened 2024/01/08(Mon)19:19 No. 1080658 ID: 46e818
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>"Oh, you're back already. We're all collected and ready to go. Did you find the elf?"
"Yep! Don't worry, she's at the potty and she's coming back really soon! She wanted me to tell you she's just at the potty and NOT kissing the guy who makes bowls and jars and stuff."

>>1080658
…

Oh you sweet summer child… Right okay… How is her brother reacting?

Quick make a *pfft* noise.

>>1080658
Hey uh... Tislomer?
Muschio looks kind of funny through your eyes compared to how he looks to everyone else.
Does the lady volto we have in our jail look like that, too? Like, black skin and spiky hair sticking up?

More importantly, why is the town called Blue Trees if the trees aren't blue? Mysteries abound!

>>1080673
They look pretty blue right now, my friend.

>>1080667
Tall? Dark? Debonair?
I don't know what you're talking about, we look fine to me.

>>1080673
That was answered last thread. They're blue during... uh, some kind of festival or something. Tislomer grew up around that time so she thought they were always blue.

Hey that reminds me did you tell your dad that you have a boooooooyfriend???

>>1080677

But the town is called Blue Trees! Was it named during that festival? Didn't anyone notice the trees were just decorated??

Muschio 2024/01/09(Tue)11:32 No. 1080684 ID: 46e818
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He seems somewhat distressed and, his face reddened, he hurries off to find his sister.
Amusing as it may be to see the folly of love find a victim in the foolish elf, we've dallied long enough in Blue Trees. Our crew in tow and offerings left, we depart for the goblin village where I recruited Finesse, what feels like so long ago.

Once more into the woods.

Muschio 2024/01/09(Tue)11:35 No. 1080685 ID: 46e818
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The noise of the kobold camp fades behind us. The woods are quiet and deep. There is a calmness, a still, but it brings me no serenity.

With so much evil that has plagued us of late, can it be any wonder my mind is not at peace?
Is it the fear of what we may yet have to do that disquiets me? The desperation of the natives of this place? The trepidation of finding their God, dead or alive?

Or is it something else? The elephant in the room which lingers overhead?

Muschio 2024/01/09(Tue)11:35 No. 1080686 ID: 46e818
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The four of us walk in silence, subtly hurrying our steps, even as we pretend not to notice the rising smell of smoke.

>>1080686
That's not good, can we determine what direction the smoke is coming from?

>>1080685
>Is it the fear of what we may yet have to do that disquiets me? The desperation of the natives of this place? The trepidation of finding their God, dead or alive? Or is it something else? The elephant in the room which lingers overhead?

Or, crazy but just hear me out, it may be the stress reaction catching up with you from last night when you got dream-locked by a demon that tried to possess your body, and vomited fiercely upon waking up.

>>1080686
Better to find high ground or climb a tree, that way we will know for sure the direction the smoke is coming from.

Ask Finesse about everything she knows or thinks we should know about the goblin village and it's political landscape.
Who are the leaders, their dispositions, any rivalries among them, topics to avoid bringing up, etc.

Muschio 2024/01/11(Thu)19:09 No. 1080808 ID: 46e818
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It is only a short jaunt before we arrive at Finesse's last place of residence, the village she tells me is named Ihnesh-Nayevh. Ever closer to the smell of smoke and the din of chaos.

But the sight that greets us, I can scarcely describe.

Muschio 2024/01/11(Thu)19:15 No. 1080809 ID: 46e818
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The entire village, blissom to a primal degree, consumed with carnal fury as they dance and copulate around a towering inferno of a bonfire. An overwhelming display of manic erotomania swirls in drunken, cacaphonous discord.

The air smells of smoke and powerful drink and paphian indulgence. Overlapping songs and animalistic screams crash amidst the sounds of orgy.

>>1080809
Uhh… okay… I guess watch your step as you go through? Look for whoever is in charge?

>>1080809
it's probably safe to assume that "Mister Lollipop", a god of love, is here.

That or we accidentally put aphrodisiacs in the wrong place again.

Hmmmmmmmm
Perhaps we should've asked the kobolds about the current status of the goblin village.

...wait...

The sacred animal is a god of love. That elf woman suddenly started macking on a random kobold. Even Dompag and Geppa are acting oddly affectionate at the base. Now this.
...uh, well, at least this bodes well for the pony being alive???
Bad news: I think their power is going haywire.

Sooo, Finesse. Is this some regular festival we happened to arrive for with amazing coincidence, or...?

Ask Finesse if this is normal behavior among her people.

Ah, that explains why Finesse was a reclusive hermit rejected from her community at large. Clearly uptight prudes are unheard-of in this goblin village!

>>1080809
Is it okay for Tislomer to be seeing this? Like... she's acted like just kissing is scandalous, so I'm not sure how she'll react to this.

So, tislomer. Know anything about this?

Muschio 2024/01/12(Fri)11:09 No. 1080851 ID: 46e818
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>"WHOAAAA, they're doing ADVANCED KISSING. It must be a LOVE festival!"

"Tislomer has a point. I suppose it technically is love, of a kind."
>"The kind you clean up with a mop and bucket."

"Finesse, I don't imagine this is a ceremony you're familiar with."
>"ME? Wh-I--M-- Master, what are you asking?? I've never--! I wouldn't--! No, I've never seen anything like this!"

Muschio 2024/01/12(Fri)11:22 No. 1080853 ID: 46e818
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>"What are we thinking, Muschio? Some consequence of the love god's power?"
"Speculating will get us nowhere. Nothing for it -- we'll have to go find out."
>"WH-- Master we're not really going down there, right?? I mean look at the-- these are-- I wasn't even part of this village for long but it's-- you're joking right??? Hahaokayyougotme"

"I'm very serious. Something more than simple bacchanalia is afoot here and I intend to find out what."

Now, need to find someone who can be asked about the situation. You can try the lone goblins, or failing that, the lookouts (while the latter are too going at it, they have the decency to remain faced outward, so maybe they haven't completely ditched their job).

Ask Finesse to go find someone with authority. Because she knows people here. And also because it would be very, very funny.

If Finesse doesn't recognize whatever is happening than this is either a new ceremony that was started after she left, or we need to be wary of any magical effects happening.If this is some enchantment on the people of the village it may be possible that you or your companions can get pulled in to its effects, and we are NOT here for that kind of diplomacy.

>>1080853
Assure Finesse that she does not have to join the festivities, but she is probably both safer and more useful if she follows the party. And the party is going to explore the village and get to the bottom of this.

If Finesse is too intimidated to follow, offer to hold her hand while you search for clues. That will surely calm her. Certainly.

Slight issue. How do we know this will not affect us?

>>1080860
There is nothing in the vincinity with a snoot impressive enough to even begin to stir our loins.

Man Tislomer are you getting taller lately? Or is Muschio getting shorter? Muschio you gotta invest in a little extra sole on your shoes or something. Anyway bit of a dilemma, we want to investigate but we don't want to intrude and don't want to seem like creeps. Uhh just walk around the outside of the settlement and see if you can spot anyone who's not busy?

>>1080866
Ashedel can stir the loins plenty, this is a known thing. But the goblins... probably? I'm sure Muschio's and our loyal, elite followers' iron wills will be up to the task, though. Probably.

>>1080853

Ashadel is just rolling with it.

Yeah, guess we better, uh ... ask if they've seen any large, red (?) pony-like creatures recently. Specifically of the Mr. Lollypop persuasion.

>>1080853
Tell Finesse if she wants to stay behind she can. Actually, it's a good idea if some of the group stays behind, since it's possible whoever goes in there will become affected too.

Welp, we brought along Finesse as our diplomat for the goblin village, so time for her to get in there and start doing some diplomacy.

>>1080853
Boss, tell the lasses to stay put and beeline to the elder's hut. It's just been a short while since the last time you were here, so it should be in the same place. Old people and those with a strong will (like us) are more resilient to the effects of lust magic, so going solo where the older folk gather should be the best course of action.

$20 says Finesse knows exactly what this is and is playing dumb because she's embarrassed.

Weaver 2024/01/13(Sat)11:31 No. 1080918 ID: 46e818
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"You may wish to stay back. I'll venture on, but we have no way of knowing if this is some magical effect. We could be affected ourselves."

>"I am sworn to protect you, Muschio. If you walk into danger, I will follow."
>"Yeah plus I wanna see what's going on."
>"Wh-- well, if you're all going in, I'm not staying back here by myself!"
Very well.
My companions and I venture towards the center of the village, looking for someone to speak to.

>>1080918
So far so good? Perhaps if this is a magical effect we had to be here when it was first cast to get the full effects. Either way, continue to proceed with caution.

Tislomer is like "yeah whatev" maximum cool

You seem to be drawing attention
Maybe everyone should remove their clothes to blend in

Muschio 2024/01/14(Sun)09:07 No. 1080976 ID: 46e818
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"Excuse me, can you tell me-- oh."

Muschio 2024/01/14(Sun)09:09 No. 1080978 ID: 46e818
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"No, we won't be doing that."
>"Gosh the people here sure like to hug and kiss."

Ask one of the male goblins. As you are male, they will be unattracted to you, and give a rational response!

>>1080980
I suspect that plan will backfire in the worst way possible. Tell our companions to not engage the villagers as that might be seen as an “invitation” as it were.

If this woman is cognizant enough to point us in the right direction ask her. Otherwise, look around the bonfire for some idol or effigy that may be the center of this.

Can we see *anybody* who is not fucking? There’s gotta be at least one person.

Huh. Are any of them actually talking? I assume they're making noises, but is there any sign they actually can still speak? I'm probably just being paranoid, but it seems like we can't hear anything unless you're particularly conscious of it, so I don't know.

>>1080987

Don't you mean the best way possible?

Muschio 2024/01/14(Sun)13:52 No. 1080999 ID: 46e818
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>"Why, Muschio, I had no idea you were so popular with older women."

Muschio 2024/01/14(Sun)13:53 No. 1081003 ID: 46e818
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>"Ash! Oh my god!"

Muschio 2024/01/14(Sun)13:54 No. 1081004 ID: 46e818
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By the time I even process what's happening, the local's been quickly sent to the ground.

>"HEY! WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA?!"

Yeah, okay, there's definitely more going on here than just a drunken orgy.
Let's keep exploring this place. Just to be safe, don't inhale the smoke from the bonfire in case there's some special incense being burned.

>>1080992
Given what just happened, no.

Have the girls either stay close to you or have them wait on the outskirts of the village before any unwanted touching happens. And stop the one reaching for Finesse before it gets bad. We need to move before this gets even worse.

Uh oh, she beat his ass. According to their local customs they're married now.

These people are clearly suffering from some kind of curse. Tell her as much so she doesn't beat up too many of them. Also uh, I'm a little worried about how well Tislomer will be able to fend them off.

Angry chocobo. Well deserved punch!

>>1081004
Finesse, why are you still blushing? She just hit that guy so hard he might be concussed, it's not blushworthy.

Unless you're into that? Don't worry, we won't tell on you.

>>1080999
You have no idea Ash my lass.
Specially older Goblin ladies.

>>1081004
In the meantime, boss tell Ash to take Finnie and Tis out of town asap while you beeline to the elder's hut.

The old gobo lady being under the spell show us that old people may be as affected as the rest, so our best chance is to try to find the Master of this Ceremony, that being the chieftain or the local shaman.

If you find everyone to be feeble-minded, then make a run for the trees and regroup.

>>1080978
Might want to keep an eye on Tis there
She's a big girl and can make her own choices, but also it's probably not a good idea to touch... things

>>1081004
Finnie, behind you.

>>1081050
Splitting up sounds like a bad idea. Rather, how about the team just groups up, those more physically capable on the outside to repel any more leches.
Or idk, we can fuck our way to whoevers in charge here, you do you.

I agree, don't split the party.

Muschio 2024/01/15(Mon)12:21 No. 1081075 ID: 46e818
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>"Hhh... hhh... nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnhhhh..."

The man on the ground groans, wincing, rolling over in the dirt...

Muschio 2024/01/15(Mon)12:23 No. 1081076 ID: 46e818
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...and with visible effort, produces a painful, toothy grin. The sounds of his pain transform into forced, desperate laughter.

>"MhhaaaaAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! AAAAAHAHAA!! AAA! OH!
>Oh, thaaaaahaha that's fine, s-sssorry, I... ahaha... oh, sorry friends, I didn't mean to srrrrRRRR surprise you! My fault, I love you anyway!!"

His gleeful words are choked out between sobs.

Muschio 2024/01/15(Mon)12:25 No. 1081077 ID: 46e818
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It seems a number of revelers have noticed the commotion. Some have stopped their hedonism.

>>1081076
Grab him and drag him away from the town.
Maybe if we get some distance, we can get some answers.

Awkward…

Perhaps help the poor man to his feet, he looks physically okay, save for what is probably a bruised and or cracked rib or two. And yeah let’s see if we can perhaps get this poor man away from the revelry for some questions.

Ah, so they are being compelled to love everyone. Doesn't SEEM magical, since several others stopped. Could be they are trying to please the love god by showing how good they are at loving. Best apologize for the interruption, though perhaps, not for the beating. Ash is entitled to her reflex reactions.

...oh, looks like you're just party crashers.

Stares of juuuuuuudgement

Muschio, Ashedel is one of your loyal servants and, besides which, was entirely justified in her reaction. You are absolutely on her side! If you've transgressed some secret cultural festival or whatever then they should have put up a sign. Tell him he needs to apologize to Ashedel specifically, not just all of you as a group. And if the rest of them are still staring then you gotta just give them a stern look and say that PERHAPS someone could try explain what's going on if incidents like this are going to keep happening to some visitors who just want to look for some information and aren't getting any.

>>1081076
This... this is real weird. I don't even know how to start guessing at what's going on. I'm starting to get real freaked out, honestly.

>>1081077
Boss seize the opportunity!
Make the most of this fleeting collective return to sanity to make your point across and get all necessary information.

Also make tell them that, touching without asking first is a "no no". You can even be melodramatic about and milk the incident for all it's worth.

Like: "Oh no! They sullied the virtue of a Nedynvor Maiden Knight. The scandal, the horror. The Order of the Sky Dragon will not forgive this!"

Maybe this guy's just a weirdo. Maybe everything's fine. Except for what that guy just did.
In any case, ask if someone can explain what's going on and if you should just return at a later time.
Also check in on Ash at the earliest convenience.

>>1081077

Oh. It's not love. It's euphoria.

One that happens to express itself through debaucherous acts of sexuality in most populations (at least within the woods).

Yeah ... this might bode ill.

In the cities and the wilds, you're never truly free. There's chains all around you, some of which you never... well.

Ask about the Red One and if the goblins really like being forced into extreme aphrodisiacal states that artificially increase birth rates against their will.

Muschio 2024/01/16(Tue)10:24 No. 1081173 ID: 46e818
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I help the delirious man to his feet and address the growing crowd.

"Whatever is happening here, whatever your intentions, know that I will not tolerate the assault of my officers! Consider yourselves warned!
Now, answer me -- what madness is this?! What chaos has come to this once fair village?"

Muschio 2024/01/16(Tue)10:27 No. 1081174 ID: 46e818
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>"What business is it of yours? You're the one intruding on our village!"
>"We've had enough of you invaders! Mind yours and leave us to ours!"
>"It's a love festival."
One of the older goblins speaks up, staring straight into my eyes.

>"It's a love festival."
She repeats it.
>"We are trying to atone to the Seer. He has become angry with us, and we know not why. So we revel in His name, bask in love and passion, and beg his forgiveness."
>"May He return to us."
>"I love the Seer!"
>"WE LOVE YOU SEER! WE HAVE LOVED ALWAYS, IN YOUR NAME!"

Oh, good. So it's not mind control, it's just an overcorrection. Mister Lollipop is missing, so they're doing a big ol' fuckfest to try to ‘entice’ him back.
In that case, just ask where the village elder/leader/whatever is, because we're here for the same reason.

>>1081174
Have they not considered that he may in fact missing due to outside circumstances? I certainly doubt they are gone due to a lack of faith and I don't think a public orgy is really the way to entice a love deity' attention, it would probably get the attention of other more aggressive "love deities."

>>1081174
Okay then. While we have some constructive conversation here, please try to find out:
- how they commune with seer: is it prayer, or someone is possessed with His spirit, or He walks the land in a mortal shell;
- depending on that, what place we could investigate (a temple, a grove, etc.);
- when they noticed the disappearance

You know what would be 'loving'? A little consideration! Maybe putting up a sign? Or keeping things inside a big tent? Anyway yeah if the problem is that he's suddenly just withdrawn his prior blessings or something then maybe something's happened and you should, you know, check on him? Is this Seer the same being that the kobolds say is missing?

>>1081177
I don't think it's rational for us to expect them to be rational while they're so riled up. They aren't doing this for fun, these people are clearly terrified. Even if what there doing is 100% wrong, and we can't even be sure it is, sticking to our guns here is only going to make them interpret us as hostile. Obviously, even if it were the only way to avoid a fight we aren't going to have the whole party stripping down, but hopefully at least affecting the right attitude might deescalate things.

Muschio 2024/01/16(Tue)17:10 No. 1081215 ID: 46e818
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Two of the locals approach further.
>"Hey. Hey, you're Finesse, right? You're the girl who used to live out by the graveyard."

PROTECT. FINESSE.

I don't care what it takes, just protect her.
Unless she wants to get caught up in this.
Then I'm fine with it.
BUT-

Immediately interject that she is a part of your group and your warning stands for her protection as well.
Then tell them you're here to bring back their sacred horse and bring unity to the tribes of the forest, so quit getting touchy and direct us to an elder that isn't currently naked and thrusting.

Steady on there Ash, he doesn't seem to be assaulting her. Let him speak, but step a little closer so he doesn't get any funny ideas.

Just have your whole group look directly at them. They don't look like they have any bad intentions, aside from treating nudity like it's not a big deal. Who knows, maybe it isn't for them. You hear things, man. You know what some of the dwarf fortresses get up to? Much worse. Anyway so long as they don't do anything bad, let Finesse speak for herself. Show some confidence in your people.

"Any further questions will require the sacrifice of inches."
>What 'inches'?
"...You tell me."

>>1081221
This. Unless there's a truly terrible pick-up line coming, the guy seems to be approaching Finnie with non-carnal intentions.

I'm actually a bit surprised she is remembered after such a long absence. Past acquaintance, maybe?

>>1081221
This is good.

i am pretty sure that gobbo asking finny already has a mating partner(right next to him) so unless if he's into poly we should be fine

>>1081174

Time for a doubling down on the dramatics Boss

Try something like:

When the scourge that was Red Fang raided your land, it was I the one who delivered you from said evil. And this is the ungrateful welcome I received?

Honorless the lot of you. But regardless, As I promise in the past, I have come to your aid in your time of need once again.

To help the whole of the forest folk, I aim to lend my assistance into finding, and if needed, rescuing The Red Steed.

Now assist me or get out of my way and fulfill the lowly expectations that other races have of ye.

>>1081221
Solid plan. Boss, you watch out for her as well, intervene if necessary.

>>1081215

Let's keep an eye on things. They clearly recognize her and might be able to lead us to what the hell is going on.

Finesse 2024/01/17(Wed)13:24 No. 1081257 ID: 46e818
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"Ah... yes, that's me."

>"I thought so. So this is that same stranger who came to the village that day."
>"Things started to go wrong right around that time! Funny coincidence, isn't it?"
>"You wouldn't know anything about all this mess, would you? Finesse? Stranger?"

>>1081257
"I understand your suspicion but I genuinely have no idea what you're talking about. We're here on a diplomatic mission to assist Blue Trees, and it seems their problem and yours may be directly linked. We'd like to help however we can, so long as we remain unmolested. Metaphorically and literally."

Be honest, tell them what you know. You've heard of a sacred animal of the forest, called the Red One, Scfarr-Uuragg, or Mister Lollipop, who has gone missing. You're here to investigate, and hopefully restore them to their role as forest guardian. You don't know why things would have started going wrong after you last visited, but if they'll tell you what happened, you'll do your best to make things right.

stranger? sounds like your cue to introduce yourself. And then explain that you have just spoken to the bold elders about this missing love god, and are now here to politely ask for the goblin perspective.

"Things go wrong around us. That was our original charter. Now get away from my lieutenant, or this time Ash will use her legs."

>>1081257
Yeah, these guys have been eyeing Finesse for a while now, working themselves up to this. They're not going to back down with a running start like that, and engaging with them might just lead to a brawl with some chunk of the village. We need a distraction. Quick, Muschio, juggle your prosthetic hand or something.

>>1081257

... I think we missed something. What? What "went wrong"? Things have been pretty OK (aside from some angry paladins and that whole mind-control demon thing). What are they talking about?

Muschio 2024/01/18(Thu)11:52 No. 1081306 ID: 46e818
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"Enough! I'll brook no more of this madness!
I am Muschio Malto, slayer of Red Fang, and I am on a mission to find the absent guardian of this forest! Now I demand you bring me to the elder with whom I spoke before."

Muschio 2024/01/18(Thu)11:56 No. 1081309 ID: 46e818
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>"He's dead!"
The crowd stirs.
>"Murdered trying to defend this village from invaders. Humans. Your kind."
>"First the Seer goes silent, then the incursions pick up, and then our Elder is cut down! That's why we throw ourselves to the mercy of the guardian! Why we pray for His forgiveness!
>And it all started when you came through!"
>"When that girl left!"
>"What dark cloud have you brought to our village? Just what have you done to us?!"

Why nothing. However we're clearly unwanted. Either we'll return with the forest spirit or not at all. Whether or not you help is up to you - nobody else.

Assert that you're here to stop all this.
Ask about the incursion that killed their elder, who it was, why they were there, what they were doing.
Also ask Finesse for some backup here to vouch for you.

>>1081309
Ah, that is unfortunate and complicates things.
Our condolences, but obviously there is something at play here and it is not us.

Who were these invaders?
Did they have a banner, uncommon equipment or colours, some kind of unifying symbol?


And when, with as near exactitude as you can recall, did these issues start after we last left this place?
Was it a matter of days, weeks, the next full moon, the very instant you lost sight of us? Any and all information can be useful.

>>1081312
I agree, getting a timeframe would be helpful.

"Correlation does not imply causation woman. Before the humans Red Fang was already a scourge upon your lands. Before Red Fang there were troubles with a mine flooding nearly drowning your kin. It was MY people who saved them. Do not assume your troubles are my fault, that being said, I WILL help you."

>>1081309
Avoid the question, since they don't even want an answer, they just want someone to blame. Tell them you're here to help.

>>1081309
...Have any of them seen a human before? None of you are human.

>>1081309

Well Boss, Let's try something like this:

Artificers of your own misery and despair!
The elder was to seek me out in your time of need, you failed to do so, and now you eat the vile fruit of your hubris.

I am a Malto, I'm the one you should place your trust and faith, for I will not forsake you.

Even diminished and betrayed, I came to your aid in the past, and so I do once again, AND FOR WHAT!?

Suspicion, intrigue. For what my ancestors and I saw as righteous folk. Now I only see snakes, coiled in debauchery and distrust.

But even now, I bring you hope. For I. will fend the encroaching invasion, I. will rescue the Red Steed. Cast aside your fears and stand with me, and prosperity will come again.

>>1081309
Grab her boob

>>1081309
The guy we came to see isn't here, the crowd is riled and a stranger has felt up your girl; it is time to beat feet.

I... huh.
You know what, I'll say there's nothing wrong with an apology, if you do it nobly enough. Apologize for being so forceful, you were merely concerned about the... well, the everything that's going on right now. We're here to help. Really.
Honestly, I mostly feel bad that the Elder's dead. That'd put any village on edge.

Though, we're also getting a lot of misdirected hate, here. If they're not in a mind to listen, we can just leave to find the guardian ourselves. Honestly, doing that would probably go quite a ways to calming this place down, more than words alone.

>>1081309
Wait, does she have two right hands?

>>1081316
Just to clarify - several races are considered part of the "races of men" which includes voltos.

>>1081331
Probably the guy who was feeling her up giving another helpful reach-around. I can only assume her hands are too busy south of the panel to gesture angrily at the moment.

Well, time to flex the diplomacy. Escalation of tension won't work now, I think. Try dial it back. Say you're saddened to hear of the elder's death, and of their troubles. However - does the company you keep suggest you associate much with other humans? You are an exile from your homeland, and now a neighbour to the people of this forest. These troubles concern you, and even moreso concern your companions, so you want to help.

They are desperate.
Its time to shake them and sell them The Dream

>>1081309
You started this journey as a villain. Play to that.
"I razed cities and waged wars in throne rooms, and found a monster lurking underneath the pus of the world. A monster like me. Stay out of our way, or be trampled by our titanic match."

Don't antagonize them, and don't condescend to them, but don't take shit from them either. You have a common goal. If you put everything on the table, you can avert further misunderstanding. In particular, they should know that you're cooperating with the nearby kobolds and you intend to stop outsiders from encroaching upon the forest.
That said, we don't know Finesse's history with this place. Don't put her on the spot, but she may have something to add.

He called you a human. You gonna put up with that?

Did your kingdom have history with the goblins as it did with the kobolds? If so, invoke that.

Otherwise, change what you have done for them to what you are doing for them. They won't accept a give and take yet. Ask how you can help, even if you already know and were already planning to do it. And sound like you want to help, not like you're doing them a favor.

Express your deepest condolences for the murder, and be sure to really emphasize that it was murder, of their elder.
Don't try to back away or make it look like you're getting ready to bolt. Nothing would make you look guiltier than that.
As for what to say to calm them down, that's going to be hard. Maybe try to get your companions, none of which is any of the 'races of men', to do the talking for you.

Muschio 2024/01/19(Fri)12:11 No. 1081362 ID: 46e818
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>"Muschio. Soldiers are moving to take up positions around us. Archers and javelineers."

Express your deepest condolences harder!!

Muschio 2024/01/19(Fri)12:17 No. 1081364 ID: 46e818
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"People of Ihnesh-Nayevh! I am deeply sorry for the loss of your elder. I met him only briefly, but I am sure he was a good man, and a strong leader. I too know what it is to lose those you care for most.
I implore you to hear me: I have come in service of this forest and all her people. I seek to offer you my alliance against these invaders, to help you reclaim the sovereignty and protection of these lands, and to find the guardian of these woods and do all I can to return Him to His righteous glory.

Look upon my allies. I am a man by blood alone; in deed, I am one of you. I pray you accept that I come to you as a friend and an ally.
But I do not ask your trust and support blindly. Give me only the opportunity and I will prove my aid."

Muschio 2024/01/19(Fri)12:20 No. 1081365 ID: 46e818
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>"You must remain here until we know we can trust you!"
>"No -- he's a bad omen either way!"
>"And how do we know your heart? How can you expect us to trust you aren't here to do harm to the Seer?"

My words at least seem to have given them some pause, but they need something more. I'm sure I have more in my corner to convince them, but what should I call on as proof?

>>1081365
Muschio, I'm not going to lie to you, the only way out of this is to bang Finesse.

This might go real bad, but have Tislomer vouch for you and your deeds for the kobolds.

I think you and your squad might have to bare yourselves to show you're on the same standing.

Both metaphorically and literally. If you're gonna show you're gonna stand with them, you might have to go all the way to stay diplomatic.

>>1081370
As unconventional as this idea is it would go a long way towards indicating we are serious about helping, and are unafraid of following local...I dont believe customs are the right word but certainly respecting the ritual. I'm not suggesting wild debauchery, far from it, and CERTAINLY don't demand the ladies follow suit if they are uncomfortable. We are the ones who need to prove ourselves, not them, and we can take full responsibility for their conduct.

yeah i think you should just be naked?
or kiss someone
it seems they believe hard in affection so im leaning towards the latter
and a PECK wont do this time

>>1081366
No need to get our non-interested personnel involved in this. Merely offer to join in with the Acting Elderess.

Suggestion 2024/01/19(Fri)15:32 No. 1081385 ID: d01d94

Sadly I think the moment for a get naked strategy has passed.

We could just ASK what it would take to earn trust amongst them. If that means partaking in this…

So be it.

>>1081387
Yes, this would show that we respect the village's autonomy by letting them choose.

>>1081366
*slap*

Just tell them that you don't care how you communicate with the seer, only that it happens. Letters may be preferable.

>>1081369
Seconding this, but where is she? We haven't seen her in a bit.

Yeah don't be silly, you don't need to take part in any of the 'celebrations' to prove yourself. Buuuuut taking your clothes off would probably be a good step. Show you're not armed. Maybe get some sympathy for your hand? Plus it would equalize the playing field mentally, they're probably subconsciously thinking you think you're all high and mighty because you've got clothes on.

Of course, you can't insist your companions do the same, but again, the locals are all naked, so... I mean, if we're expecting their trust and hospitality? You can only say that it seems wise and let them make their own choices. And for further trust measures... perhaps you can agree to let someone from your group stand as a surety of trust? Not a hostage, but... well, a hostage. Polite hostage. I'd suggest Finesse, she knows these goblins best and could probably manage to collect some general information on the region while she's catching up with acquaintances. Could be useful.

Do they have want to... have some guards follow you to make sure there's no funny business? It's a backhanded way to get some guides from this village, who would know the forest better than um... Finesse.

>>1081365
We could remove our artificial hand, show that we've already made a major sacrifice of our own flesh to the aggression of men. That we too have suffered their callousness, just as we've lost our father to their machinations against you.

>>1081365
Guess the whole Hero the rid the land of the scourge that was Red Fang, went down the memory hole, I see. Say whatever gets you out of there, later we can plan our strategy and/or revenge.

Those that betray their bonds and break alliances at the drop of a dime, are not upright folk we can have in our kingdom.

>>1081435
I think you mean "drop of a hat", dropping a dime is slang for snitching to the police.
And do you really think getting your leader murdered and a god in absentia counts as "drop of a hat"?

>>1081436
Yes, since neither of those events can be pinned in any way shape or form to us, a former ally and benefactor.

While those who killed the Chief, that are bound to come back and would really benefit of them being in a disarray, still lurk in the vecinity.

Surrender is not the right choice if it comes to it.
You are imposing enough to keep them from choosing violence first, and deferring to the authority of a leaderless tribe is not a strong path forward.

Muschio 2024/01/20(Sat)13:52 No. 1081451 ID: 46e818
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"I have already proved my intent by slaying Red Fang, oppressor of these lands. And if new oppressors have arisen in his place, I will give them the same.
I mourn with you for the Elder, but he vowed me his support."
>"Is there anyone here who can vouch for this claim?"

Muschio 2024/01/20(Sat)13:56 No. 1081455 ID: 46e818
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>"I was there! I was with the Elder when this man came to the village. He presented the flyssa of Red Fang, and I vouch for him. That is enough. We must let him on his way."
>"Our enemy's enemy is not necessarily our friend!"
>"Of course he is, idiot!"

"Further, the Elder of the Blue Trees has trusted me on this quest! I have his support and his blessing."
>"If the Elder trusts you, so do I."
>"Hold on, he could be lying! Maybe he tricked them. And how do we know the kobold's Elder did send him?"

"Your paranoia is not unfounded, but if you choose to focus your distrust only on what you see in front of you, you will be ruled by strings."

Oh boy, it's time for Tislomer's time to "shine!"
Please don't get us killed

I mean, we've got the daughter of Blue Tree's head shaman right here, and she seems to think we're pretty cool.

I think.

Tislomer, are we cool?
You think we're cool, right?

>>1081455
Tislomer can vouch for you there.

>>1081456
This.

>>1081459
And this.

If we can have Tislomer vouch for us as the daughter of the elder that would be great.

If we are going to rely on Tislomer and her status as the head shaman's daughter, make sure she remembers the actual name of the god. I don't think the goblins will find her very credible if she refers to deity they were having a love festival for as "mister lollipop".

>>1081455
Also, ask what messed these guys up. If it was a human or elf camp that's nearby, we can destroy it to gain trust with the goblins and search for clues as to were Scfarr-Uuragg is.

Ask if the humans were all wearing top-tier plate armor.
You hate those guys.

>>1081455
I think he's worried we'll actually solve his problem and he'll have to call the orgy off

>>1081459
Tislomer, are you still around?

Last time we saw her she was wondering at the advanced kissing and headed off.

>>1081455

Time for Tislomer to turn the brightest red and tell them because her dad (ugh!) is the master of ceremonies and sent them here (more or less).

Muschio 2024/01/21(Sun)12:27 No. 1081538 ID: 46e818
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"The kobold I travel with is proof of our endorsement: she is the daughter of the ceremony master of Blue Trees, and we are sent with all speed to find your guardian!"

>>1081538
oshi-
DUCK

Muschio 2024/01/21(Sun)12:28 No. 1081540 ID: 46e818
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>"Huh?



>Oh, right!
>Yeah, that's my dad."

Muschio 2024/01/21(Sun)12:28 No. 1081541 ID: 46e818
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>"Me! I know the ceremony master! I will verify this!"

Muschio 2024/01/21(Sun)12:29 No. 1081542 ID: 46e818
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>"Some years ago, he had a daughter.
>She refused to visit the ceremony chamber. She was frightened of the many hanging charms."

Muschio 2024/01/21(Sun)12:30 No. 1081543 ID: 46e818
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>"THIS IS THAT DAUGHTER!
>Charmedfrightened of Blue Trees stands before us!"

>"Oh my god is that what my name means?"

>>1081543
Success! And that is very cute.

Now someone point us in the right direction or give us an idea of where the Seer was last seen.

... Where did this lady come from? Nice headwear. And headlights.

>>1081543
Tis, you didn't know this? It's, like, right above your head every time we've talked to you directly.
Anyway, that's... that's adorable.

Anyway! Muschio! Let's run with this. We've got representatives of both villages vouching for us now, so now's the moment where we give a big dramatic declaration about, I dunno, uniting our people and reclaiming our homes, restoring divine favor, you know, cool stuff like that. Don't lose this momentum! It's time to sell the dream!

Charmyfright ♥

I guess the tribes intermarry occasionally. That's healthy.

Okay, back to the topic. We find the sacred beast, and try to bring them to our side. How do we get started?

oh
do you think the festivities would help bring the love deity back
I think Tis was doing the right thing and beating us to the punch

>>1081543
Didn't you introduce yourself as that before? (in Chapter "wishful thinking" >>53375 )

>>1081561
Well, she knows her own game (I think) it's just that she forgot the Meaning behind it.

>>1081561
>>1081553
Guys, calm down. Knowing that the syllables mean charm-fighten and knowing the story of WHY she is named that are two different things

Muschio 2024/01/22(Mon)10:48 No. 1081608 ID: 46e818
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A goblin wearing a belt pouch (and seemingly nothing else) approaches my group.

>"I can't speak for everyone, but I think you've more than proved your intent. Please, do what you can for the Seer. You will have our eternal gratitude.
>We have no means to hold you to your word, so I can only beg you to return to us when all is done."

Muschio 2024/01/22(Mon)10:49 No. 1081609 ID: 46e818
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>"Make haste to the Seer's glade, you will find a shortcut there through the northern pass, beyond the rocks.
>And take these -- mint candies. I know it may seem odd, but the Seer is quite fond of them.

>Godspeed, Muschio Malto."

>>1081540
was Tislomer just naked. She disappeared for a couple minutes and now she's putting her clothes back on

did. Did she partake in the festivities???
(good for her if so but holy shit lmao)

>>1081609
Take the pouch and thank him and don't look at his penis

Phew! Thank you, past us who made the decisions that led to Tislomer being our friend today! Pat ourselves on the back.

But also, let's not linger for much longer, or else Finesse might merge with our shadow out of sheer fluster.

Don't let Tislomer near the candies

...Wait a minute.
Have him eat a random candy. Then have Tislomer check for poison.

>>1081609
Thank the man and lets get a move on to the glade.

Muschio 2024/01/22(Mon)14:19 No. 1081624 ID: 46e818
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>"Can I have some"

Continue not letting Tislomer near the candies

Do we let her have one?
Let's say yes and start fishing one out then change our minds and put it back all while keeping an eye on his reaction.
Maybe even pretend to take one for yourself and then change your mind.
Maybe I'm too paranoid.

"Make sure they're not poison."

Isn't the soup she's often served, the Candy soup mentioned to be mint flavored? I wonder if he was taking them home to melt them down for Tislomer.

Let her have some, it's just common candy right?
They did not specify that it was rare.

>>1081624
"You may have ONE."

Watch her to make sure they are actually good. If they're bad someone may be poisoning the seer.

I doubt they're poisoned. The last thing we need after earning the trust of the goblins is to deny them that same trust.
Anyway, there's no harm in giving Tislomer one if we have plenty.

>>1081624
"Only one"
Thanks the man and be on your way, there's no time to lose.

Tislomer can have one. The rest are for Mister Lollipop. If there are any left Tislomer can have those, too.

>>1081624

She may have one when we reach the Seer.

Muschio 2024/01/23(Tue)15:29 No. 1081708 ID: 46e818
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"You can have one after we find the Seer."

>"Well, hold on! Her being afraid of all the holy relics, isn't that... a really bad omen? I mean, doesn't it suggest she's naturally opposed to the gods, or something?"
>"Oh no, just childish things. She was very devout! She would always sing songs to the Seer while bathing!"

>"WHAT THE HECK WHY DOES EVERYBODY KNOW I DID THAT??"

>>1081708
You have no secrets, Tislomer. Let's head to the grove.

Your father is very proud of you, Charmedfrightened.

>>1081725
Indeed, but pls pull up your pants.

Muschio 2024/01/24(Wed)13:20 No. 1081757 ID: 46e818
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>"Hey! Before you go, how can we be sure you're even coming back? One of your party should stay behind as a sign of trust that you won't leave us high and dry."
>"What? They have the ceremony master's daughter traveling with them."
>"So?? Maybe they just hoodwinked the kobolds so they could get to the Seer! This would be a sign of good faith!"

Muschio 2024/01/24(Wed)13:21 No. 1081759 ID: 46e818
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>"Finesse, you should stay behind with us. Just until your party returns."
>"Man, the ceremony master knows the Seer better than any of us, I think we can trust his judgement. Are you just trying to get her to stay because you're trying to fuck her?"
>"She doesn't have to fuck anyone! But like... she should at least get naked like the rest of us, right? I feel like that would be important to the ceremony."

>>1081757
Look, one of you already molested a member of my entourage and got decked for their troubles, I'd rather not have a repeat of that after how much trouble it's already brought us.

Muschio 2024/01/24(Wed)13:25 No. 1081762 ID: 46e818
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>"Man, you ARE just trying to fuck her!"
>"SO WHAT! I'm drunk and horny and we're in a fucking three day orgy, of course I want to fuck her! She's like a fine statue!"
>"What?? A fucked up one maybe!"
>"SHUT YOUR MOUTH OKAY? That's a fucked up thing to say right in front of somebody!"
>"So is saying you want to fuck them!"
>"Is this about her hands? Again?? I told you I'd kick your head in if you said anything like that again! I've got weird hands too, okay?? How fucked up can you get, she can't help being born like that!"
>"Oh unlike you, right? What nobility you must have because you want to fuck her!"

>"I'm very sorry about this honored guests please be safe on your travel and please give the Seer our deepest gratitudes."

Muschio when you zone out you look like a flatworm

Walk away from repressed-feelings argument

Space out for a minute and then just walk away. If you don’t n think too hard maybe the memories of this will go away

>>1081762
Time to leave. Now.

>>1081762
Just leave.

Convince her to stay, it's not like she's getting any by sticking with you.

>>1081762
What is Finesse's reaction to all of this?

>>1081762
Oh god, Finesse, was it always like this around here? Is that why you've been so sheepish this whole time?

>>1081762
Wait, I thought the big hand was like super hot for all the goblinos.

Flee!

>>1081762
Tell them that such quarreling is surely an affront to their god of love, especially in these troubled times.
Assert that the only way for them to remedy this is to immediately kiss and make up. Literally. And at length.

Finesse 2024/01/25(Thu)11:47 No. 1081840 ID: 46e818
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>"Yes perhaps we sh--"
"WE'RE LEAVING"

Time to go.

>>1081840
Hey, hey, Finesse. Take it easy. You left those weirdos a long time ago. Who cares about what they think about your appearance, right?
What counts is what Master Mischio thinks about you. And he holds you in high regard, and surely finds you charming.

Yeah, uh.
Let's just get out of here.
Things to do, y'know.

Make sure Tislomer brings her pants.

I see why she left.

Insane cockblock by the goblin on the right though, didn't give the poor guy a chance.

Muschio 2024/01/26(Fri)12:15 No. 1081900 ID: 46e818
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The apologetic girl, looking as flustered as anyone, leads us to the "shortcut" to the guardian's glade, a decorated wooden gate out of town braced by tall stone embankments.
It seems suitably ominous for a portal that is both sacred and forbidden to the locals.

Muschio 2024/01/26(Fri)12:17 No. 1081901 ID: 46e818
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Eager to put the town, the hostile locals, and the strange and desperate ceremony behind us, we quickly depart.
We find ourselves almost immediately back into the open forest, but there is at least a grass path to follow. Hopefully this will be only a short way further.

We're not far from town when Ashedel leans in to speak to me.

Muschio 2024/01/26(Fri)12:21 No. 1081902 ID: 46e818
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>"Muschio. As the military arm of this group, I need to know things stand, should such a situation arise again."
"How bad did it get back there?"
>"Bad."

She sighs, glancing between me and the deep woods, leaning to my ear as we walk.
>"If things had escalated, we surely wouldn't have been able to fight an entire village. Fleeing would be the only option. We could hope the javelineers and archers were too drunk to aim well, but if they had opened on us we would probably have faced serious injuries.

>If we encounter hostile forces ahead, I must know what my orders are. By accounts, they are likely to be humans, elves, even dwarves or voltos. Citizens of sovereign states whose deaths would cause... political incident, especially for a rising power.
>However, we have been told more than once they have made hostile inroads and the guardian may be in danger.
>If our goal, the guardian, is threatened, I need to know if I am permitted to use lethal force at my discretion."

It ultimately depends on which side of the board the characters are on. We're in the territories of the native tribes, so their safety takes priority over any invading elvenoids.
In short, kill unless we reach human/elven/whatever lands.

>>1081902
As a baseline, Ashedel should try to incapacitate (knock out) any hostile opponents rather than kill, given the choice. But if any of our envoys risk mortal wounds, she may use her own judgement to use as much force as she deems necessary.