In a place not too far from here, a man considers his home.
Voice1: It was successful War. Voice2: The resurrection is complete. Voice3: He seems weak but that is to be expected.
>Yo! Anyone there? >I need some help here! >Here's the situation. I've recently turned 15, but I've never had a boyfriend. I want to experience love before I finish highschool! >To achieve that goal, I set up this plan. I'm skipping the first two steps because they're too bothersome. >Now I don't want to just go out and rape someone! It has to be two-sided, or it won't be the same. So... >...How do I get a boyfriend?
>BEGIN CHAPTER 31 >"THE CHARIOT, REVERSED" >Find previous chapters and volumes in /questarch/ >Textdiscussion in /questdis/ >Fanfiction in /txt/ and fanart in /quest/ >Join us on IRC as everyone confesses their most secret secrets: Rizon, #rubyquest
It's dark... but everything is clear to me now.
((I can't draw very well, so there won't be any pics except for the obligatory first one...I have a really bad naming sense, so please suggest titles for this...)) You wake up..somewhere, you have no memory of...anything really.. You know that there are 4 walls surrounding you, and you can see a flickering screen in the darkness. There is a window to your right.
There was a wicked man He bought a wicked house He owned a wicked dog He housed a wicked mouse
I've been here for what I think has been days. The light isn't strong but it has the power to be. This is my punishment. I disobeyed and now I am serving my time. *I only hope Pitchy and Lizz are safe.* "What was that?" Nothing doctor. "You said something else, what was it?" It was nothing doctor. (The light starts to burn again.) AAARGH! I just wished Pitchy and Lizz were safe doctor! Honest! "I have already told you a thousand times Darkness, your friends will be safe if you co-operate." Yes doctor. (The doctor's shadow sticks out in front of me, its not reaching out like a normal shadow. It's almost like its compressed against him like a second skin...)
Good evening. My name is Allan Red, and my world is in pieces. I fought for justice, I casted and incanted my best, I fought harder than anyone, and now all my friends and all my known family is dead. The world is overrun. Outside this cave lies an army of enemies, and they will soon find me. I was told you are an artifact of infinite power. You are my only hope...
It is very dark here. Hardly anything can be seen. Please recommend an action.
KaraQuest ~ An Interlude ~ ~ Flash in the Dark ~
I hope she's okay... "Gus is everything alright?" Yeah, just helping out a friend... "Oh. Who is it?" You'll see in a bit... um there is something I gotta tell you first. "Hm? What is it?" Um before I met you I kinda had to deal with someone... uh I think his name is Doctor. "Doctor is more a title than a name Gus, anyway, please go on." Message too long. Click here to view the full text.
You feel a tug. It's really quite annoying. You consider ignoring it, but it really is rather uncomfortable. You acquiesce. You sense the coniferous forests of Furnshakt. It's unusual for them to seek one of your kind. They normally just talk to their own spirits.
Chapter Three.
Sealed. Trapped. Sent hurtling through time. Once a hive, and now a lone being. Called 'Evil', named 'dissenter', abjured away from your lone goal.Trapped forever in this damnable box. By a little goddamn fucking girl! I WILL FIND THEM AND KILL THEM! ...er, as soon as I escape. All I have is this little damn Orb someone placed in here with me...
Chapter 4
Hm? Glass on the ground? ...no, this looks like part of Master Muschio's crystal ball. It must have chipped when he dropped it.
I have to give you up, because my casserole is in the bathwater. The winter socks ate the rum barrel marigolds!
~Pitch Side~ That tasted awesome...*burp* excuse me. *giggle*
You awaken. It is dark, and your are currently lying down, you think. The room you are in is quiet except for a faint humming and a faint breeze, from somewhere above you. Your head aches for a moment as you awaken, but then stills. You know not who you are.
Get ready for an all-new exciting romp for the grown-ups!
You are Reich. A gargoyle of the old religion, you recently were made coffee by a girl. You quite enjoyed this "coffee" drink you were given. You are currently in a warehouse, what do you do? (Due to lack of any drawing skill this will be an all text quest, unless an artist shows up)
Your name is Bumblebutt buzz. You're in your hive buzz. Your best bee, and possibly gay lover, is near by buzz. What do you do buzz?
Weaver and Reaver are in the living room of their shared appartment. Weaver is indecent for an undetermined reason, and Reaver is standing on the sofa. >Both Weaver and Reaver can be controlled, but not at the same time! If you make a suggestion for one, wait till after an update to make a suggestion for the other.
Hello? Orb of infinite psyche? Hey, is anyone there? Oh, this looks just like the picture, I hope its the real thing... Hello?
Every time I think I've finally accomplished a simple goal without some great obstacle, it seems I always find something in the way.
Danial passer lies awake in a bed that's too big for him alone. His girlfriend has left him just two days ago, so he is rather gloomy. He is a driving teacher. He's lookig at the other side of the bed, which is terribly empty right now. There is no way he'll fall asleep any time soon. What would you have him do?
"In full bloom."
WHITESPACE.
THIS IS DONATIO AKMEZZAR THE KING OF THE DEAD, RULER OF THE SUNLESS WORLD, MASTER OF ALL THINGS EVIL! HIS PLAN IS TO RULE THE WORLD UNDER HIS SKELETAL CLAW AND ENSLAVE ALL HUMANITY TO DO HIS BIDING! There is only one little problem.
>[roh-man-tis'-ar] >n. a person who romances through methodical and obsessive means Name: Fiftyeight Age: 15 Average grade: C Interests: N/A Name: Janine Age: 10 Average grade: A Interests: Fiftyeight, hockey, unicorns Name: Elizabeth, or simply Liza Age: 20 Average Grade: B Interests: Anthropology, travel
(Continuing from last thread. Please excuse the extended delay.)
The coming of morn has banished the terrible night.
>[roh-man-tis'-ar] >n. a person who romances through methodical and obsessive means Name: Janine Age: 10 Average grade: A Interests: Fiftyeight, hockey, unicorns Name: Fiftyeight Age: 15 Average grade: C Interests: N/A Name: Elizabeth, or simply Liza Age: 20 Average Grade: B Interests: Anthropology, travel
NOTE: THIS WRITER CANNOT DRAW. HE HAS NO IMPLEMENTS TO DO SO! NOT EVEN OEKAKI WORKS FOR HIM. WITH THAT IN MIND, THIS QUEST WILL BE ALMOST ENTIRELY TEXT BASED. YOU ARE FREE TO CONTRIBUTE FANART OR WHATEVER, BUT EXPECT NO PICTURES OF THE UNFOLDING STORY AT PRESENT. Ahem. How to begin... The date is 3001. Mankind has monquered the Sol system, terraforming every planet in the system with the sole exception of mercury, whose heat is used as a massive power plant and robotic construction facility. Earth is highly overpopulated, and Mars is essentially the 'New Earth'. Circling mars are several satellites, one of which you work at. This is Ergo 4, one of many tourist satellites. Tourist satellites are for those who want to veiw a planet and its trappings without actually making landfall, and also serve as entertainment centers for the rich and powerful. Most have the same design: A central hub for employees about the size of two or three houses that holds technological necessities and surveillance equipment, A ring around this that comprises the main body, and the docking ports at either end of the 'hub'. Being the Chief of Security, you work and live in the center of the satellite with your young daughter. Each employee lives here, either seasonally or year-round. It doesn't hurt that the job pays well. Tourist season is generally in the planet's spring/fall season, so as to maximize the beauty of it for prospective landowners. Currently, you are several months away from uptime, and preperations are hasty. You awaken after a massive tremor shakes your home. You fall out of your bed and onto the floor, tangled in sheets. Message too long. Click here to view the full text.
>[roh-man-tis-ar] Name: Fiftyeight Age: 15 Average grade: C Interests: None Name: Janine Age: 10 Average grade: A Interests: Fiftyeight, hockey, unicorns
Ugh... Hey voices, I'm awake. I think I'm ready to get back to- ugh... I feel terrible.
>This is Fiftyeight. >An ordinary highschool student who just woke up for another day in his teenage life. >But he doesn't want to go to school. >He is not bullied, nor is he failing.. >It is just... >...so boring. >Everything is so boring. So dull. So meaningless.
This is MUDY. His class is BARD. He is in it for the HALF-DEMON KOBOLDS.
It is very dark, my mind is drifting in a haze of uncertainty. I don't think I have a name, in fact I don't think I even exist. I feel unbalanced and out of control, like parts of me are disconnected from my overall person. As my mind starts to become clearer I start to hear voices that are not my own, at least I don't think they are. Tell me voices, what should I do?
This is Alex, an average upper-teenage male, out camping in the woods with some friends. While going out to find kindling for the eventual bonfire, Alex spots what look like rather large rabbit ears poking out from behind a nearby bush. You have gained control of Alex.
You wake up one day and decide to create a Quest!
>BEGIN CHAPTER 30 >"THE HERMIT, REVERSED" >Find previous chapters and volumes in /questarch/ >Textdiscussion in /questdis/ >Fanfiction in /txt/ and fanart in /quest/ >Join us on IRC as everyone indulges their fetishes: Rizon, #rubyquest
>BEGIN CHAPTER 29 >"The High Priestess, Reversed" >Find previous chapters and volumes in /questarch/ >Textdiscussion in /questdis/ >Fanfiction in /txt/ and fanart in /quest/ >Join us on IRC as big fat cat tat slaps: Rizon, #rubyquest
Bumblebutt and I are in the hive, looking for the stamp. where to look...where to look...
>BEGIN CHAPTER 28 >"JUDGEMENT, REVERSED" >Find previous chapters and volumes in /questarch/ >Textdiscussion in /questdis/ >Fanfiction in /txt/ and fanart in /quest/ >Join us on IRC as DiveQuest and MudyQuest have update wars: Rizon, #rubyquest
>BEGIN CHAPTER 27 >"THE WORLD, REVERSED" >Find previous chapters and volumes in /questarch/ >Textdiscussion in /questdis/ >Fanfiction in /txt/ and fanart in /quest/ >Join us on IRC as we masturbate furiously: Rizon, #rubyquest
>BEGIN CHAPTER 26 >"DEATH, REVERSED" >Find previous chapters and volumes in /questarch/ >Textdiscussion in /questdis/ >Fanfiction in /txt/ and fanart in /quest/ >Join us on IRC as we have awesome parties: Rizon, #rubyquest
>BEGIN CHAPTER 25 >"THE TOWER, REVERSED" >Find previous chapters and volumes in /questarch/ >Textdiscussion in /questdis/ >Fanfiction in /txt/ and fanart in /quest/ >Join us on IRC as I'm sad that not everyone is Bob anymore... :( Rizon, #rubyquest
This board's considered NWS for posting material, right? Anything goes? So why not go whole-hog here and tackle the quest everyone's too self-conscious to make? Let's do this.
This is Kara Sigurd. She's enjoying a leisurely day at home of watching TV while steadily getting hammered.
>BEGIN CHAPTER 24 >"WHEEL OF FORTUNE, REVERSED" >Find previous chapters and volumes in /questarch/ >Textdiscussion in /questdis/ >Fanfiction in /txt/ and fanart in /quest/ >Join us on IRC as we are all Bob: Rizon, #rubyquest
you wake up, you are bob what do you do?
I was so sure that settling this business once and for all would cure me. Growing up, I had always thought the phrase "no rest for the wicked" was a metaphor. But I can't sleep. A thousand voices in my head tell me something is wrong.
>BEGIN CHAPTER 23 >"THE LOVERS, REVERSED." >Find previous chapters and volumes in /questarch/ >Textdiscussion in /questdis/ >Fanfiction in /txt/ and fanart in /quest/ >Join us on IRC as me and Weaver make out: Rizon, #rubyquest
>BEGIN CHAPTER 22.5 >"THE LOVERS, ILL DIGNIFIED"
>BEGIN CHAPTER 22 >"THE EMPEROR, REVERSED" >Find previous chapters and volumes in /questarch/ >Textdiscussion in /questdis/ >Fanfiction in /txt/ and fanart in /quest/ >Join us on IRC as we force people to write erotic fanfiction: Rizon, #rubyquest
animooted
There was a time when revenge was the only thing I wanted, to reclaim my Kingdom, and destroy those responsible for my amercement, and the trials which followed. But over time, my scars toughed up. Getting even just wasn't enough.
>BEGIN CHAPTER 21.5 >"STRENGTH, ILL DIGNIFIED"
I sit at my desk and dream of what shall be. I will tempt the strongest men to my side and conquer the entire region...
>BEGIN CHAPTER 21 >"THE HIEROPHANT, REVERSED" >Find previous chapters and volumes in /questarch/ >Textdiscussion in /questdis/ >Fanfiction in /txt/ and fanart in /quest/ >Join us on IRC as we write terrible fanfiction: Rizon, #rubyquest
>BEGIN CHAPTER 20 >"THE HIEROPHANT" >Find previous chapters and volumes in /questarch/ >Textdiscussion in /questdis/ >Fanfiction in /txt/ and fanart in /quest/ >Join us on IRC as we talk about dongs: Rizon, #rubyquest
It is a deep, dark place; and something is stirring.
>BEGIN CHAPTER 19 >"DEATH" >Original thread and up can be found in /questarch/. Missing chapters might still be in /quest/. >Text discussion on /questdis/.
In a world full of good adventure stories, one floats at the bottom of muck and sludge this story can only be known as TERRIBLE QUEST staring some asshole named Thoremore Ruggy
Ted Buck has been stationed in the watchtower as his first duty after training. Soon his roommate will arrive and they will begin taking 12 hour shifts watching for threats that are only stopped from entering their glorious empire by a concrete wall. He's both excited to be serving his land and depressed at the thought of such hard work. 12 hours shifts sound like it would kill, but then again, in the army being killed is more than common. He feels he's rather lucky in that way. It's been a long ride to the tower and a long climb up the stairs, and his shift has only just begun.
Your name is fGhost (the f is silent). You are one of the world's best stamp collectors. You are on a quest to collect the seven rarest stamps in the known world. You are in your stamp room.
>BEGIN CHAPTER -18- >"The Hermit" >(New readers: Check /questarch/ for the original thread and up. Missing chapters may still be in /quest/)
>BEGIN CHAPTER 17 >"THE STAR"
Gentlemen. Since I cannot draw for my life and I am using paint, I shall do a STICKQUEST to sate my desire to create a quest. This will be a "first come, first serve" sort of thing. First post gets it, no matter what it is, so if you want your suggestion (crappily)drawn, be brief. First decision: Gender, go.
>BEGIN CHAPTER 16 >"THE SUN"
Awake. Blue light. Dark. Where...?
"The only difference between saints and sinners is that every saint has a past, while every sinner has a future." - Oscar Wilde
>BEGIN CHAPTER 15 >"THE MOON"
>BEGIN CHAPTER 14 >"THE WORLD" New readers: Check /questarch/ive for the original thread, volume 2, volume 3 and chapter 13.
>BEGIN CHAPTER 13 >"THE DEVIL"
You are MESHIA. You are stuck in WHITE SPACE til your MAIN QUEST is ready. CAPTAIN FREIS is a LAZY FUCK. You are hardly surprised by all this.
Mudy Quest volume 2 has reached 759 posts with only two chapters and thus it is time to create volume 3 to keep threads loadable and the server safe. For previous volumes check http://www.tgchan.org/kusaba/questarch/ Be sure to take your time reading it so you don't miss out on the details. Now, is everyone ready for the cliffhanger conclusions of chapter 11?!
With volume 1 getting close to 1000 posts, it's time for a new thread. All new chapters and fan discussion will go here. Mudy Quest volume 1 is available in the archive here: http://www.tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/res/1702.html
Time to begin. It is very dark here. Hardly anything can be seen. Please recommend an action.
Somewhere near the edge of the world...
Hello, little one! Today is the day that you hatch! What will you be? A boy? Or a girl? (This will update whenever I get around to it, so make suggestions whenever you want, a la MS Paint Adventures. My art will improve as this goes on, I'm still a bit rusty and suck-filled.)