wryt 2010/05/30(Sun)19:18 No. 4794 ID: 014ff1
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That thing is an abomination. Here's a solution.

2010/05/30(Sun)20:05 No. 4795 ID: 68b807
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>>4794
I don't know if that's going to be enough.

Bob 2010/05/31(Mon)03:46 No. 4800 ID: 30efe5
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>>4795
I am pretty sure that setting it on fire will only make things worse. My advice - use a bolter. And then some more.

still too little, exterminatus is the only way to be sure.

>>4800
I seem to remember that the Synx is made of pure soft sci-fi failure. You want to vapourise the damn thing in its entirity. Settle for nothing less than a thorough plasma bath.

Bob 2010/05/31(Mon)12:20 No. 4807 ID: 3297aa
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>>4800
And if that don't work... use more bolter.

>>4803
Oh one of those LOLOL YOU CAN'T DESTROY MY PERFECT CREATION LOLOL I AM SO SMRT!

>>4811
Naw. They're weaker than people. Just sneaky.

>>4812
So basically, we should start putting furnaces at the ends of every single air duct.
Plasma furnaces.

wryt 2010/06/01(Tue)05:25 No. 4826 ID: 014ff1
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>>4815
But then how does I air.

>>4826
You basically have the choice of suffocating or being eaten to death by horrible flesh-melting nightmares.
But when suffocating, you at least have the comfort of said horrible flesh-melting nightmare screams.

Bob 2010/06/02(Wed)08:36 No. 4892 ID: 454e09
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Or maybe you just risk it

teamsleep 2010/06/02(Wed)09:41 No. 4898 ID: 0f9dad
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>>4892
not sure if want

>>4858
>eaten to death
Hah, no. If memory serves, these SPECIAL MAGICAL CREATIONS will instead dive into your skin and swim about in you for a while before bursting out. You know, kind of if you took the lifecycle of an Aliens Xenomorph, but instead of little facehuggers growing into slightly larger chestbursters growing into full-sized humanoids, they're already at the last stage when the jump in. And instead of going down the throat, they have some chronically bad science bullshit about microfibres allowing them to slip between cells without harming them. Although they can cut your tendons from within and wear you like a meat puppet, because that's cool and we weren't using enough bad sci-ci alien cliches yet.

I think the made-of-plasticine biology also applies to them; somewhere out there is an image of one of these things using vibrators, despite the lack of anything approaching a genital opening. It's decided to jam them into its body haphazardly.

This has been Fun Science Time with Anonymous.


(inb4 they end up in the Unified Setting and/or as a quest protagonist.)

>>4912
I would use them... but as a hazard/enemy. Then again I'm running Lovecraftian modern dungeon crawling. It would would fit pretty seamlessly among those abominations.

I think we're getting off the point here.

The captcha audio, what the fuck am I listening to? Recording of someone?

ChimeraSynx is constantly adding shit to the already ridiculous description. The first idea was kind of cool. Sneaky rip-and-tear carnivore/parasite. Right now it has razorblade-like skin, can squeeze through every opening, rubber bones etc. It's ridiculous. It's like a reverse sparkledog.

>>4898
Because Cavs cannot into championship

>>4912
What the fuck did I just read.

At least two very old quests were originally going to have Synxes, but then neither did.

Bob 2010/06/02(Wed)15:50 No. 4934 ID: d560d6
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>>4919
Classic imageboard mistake: never make the OP image more interesting than the text.

>>4930
Here, the author's own word were but a Google search away:
>Synx has something on it’s skin that resembles the tiny, clear hairs that are along human skin, but blue. These are not hairs, however, even though they feel the same. They can be compared to intestinal villus, and can be quite harmful when active. When they vibrate Synx can seem to ‘melt’ through soft flesh (Muscle, fat, etc). This is because those blue villus can utterly unravel the cells and sticky webbing holding soft flesh together. This effect is especially successful on the more narrow parts of Synx’s body, like the hands, fingers and tail tip. This ability is a key element in it’s survival because Synx is a parasite. It will use this ability to crawl into the sides and underbellies of large beasts and monsters.
Thankfully, nobody else will have read that bollocks, because they'll be too busy looking at the far more interesting image of one of these things jamming sex toys into its eye socket.

>>4934
But- b-but- SCIENCE GODDAMMIT

teamsleep 2010/06/03(Thu)06:56 No. 4961 ID: 0f9dad
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>>4934

>>4934
So, it's like the result of General Rain having sex with a Shoggoth on a bed of carbon fibre nano-tubules?

>>4964
That sounds surprisingly hot.

Bob 2010/06/03(Thu)11:16 No. 4991 ID: 35cea2
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>>4966

>>4966
We need a drawfag in here, stat.

>>5024
Sorry, no time.

>>5024
I hate to admit it, but that was my first thought too. But it was morbid curiosity. That's my story and I'm stickin' to it!

>>4785
This is now my desktop background.

Also this
>Classic imageboard mistake: never make the OP image more interesting than the text.