Summon up a cone!

Bites 2009/12/31(Thu)22:04 No. 102674 ID: 6978ab
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What's this?! A cloud of smoke?!

>>102674
Make a fan to the side

>>102675
Not just any fan! MAKE IT A PURPLE FAN!

Bites 2009/12/31(Thu)22:35 No. 102687 ID: 6978ab
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The fan blows the smoke away.

You now have a cone and a purple fan!

Suggest a move.

>>102687
Cone hates purple fan.
Cone: Kill purple fan.

combine cone and fan to create a drill, trill into the fabric of space-time itself.

>>102687
Combine CONE and SWASTIKA FAN to make FLYING CONE.

Bites 2009/12/31(Thu)22:46 No. 102697 ID: 6978ab
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You've combined the fan and the cone to create a drill.

You drill into the fabric of time and space.

>>102697
Enter continuum vagina!!!

Bites 2009/12/31(Thu)22:57 No. 102711 ID: 6978ab
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You enter the space-time vagina.

It's very dark here.

Suggest a move.

>>102711
create LIGHTSOURCE

fire it at the darkness

>>102711
Hmm, now that we are no longer constrained by the limitations of time and space, the answer is obvious: ascend to godhood. Become the drill that will pierce the heavens!

Bites 2009/12/31(Thu)23:14 No. 102723 ID: 6978ab
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You fire a light from your tip!

Suggest a move.

>>102723
Hmm, well this is kinda boring. Maybe we should drill back into space-time.

But at a different point... with different, uh... background colors!

Yeah, drill back into space-time.

Maybe make a building.

Bites 2009/12/31(Thu)23:32 No. 102737 ID: 6978ab
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You've drilled back into space and time. There's a new background colour!

>>102737
Hell yeah! Drill into that spacetime like the god-drill you are! Tear a hole in reality and bring ripping/shredding doom to all who reside therein!

Bites 2009/12/31(Thu)23:46 No. 102750 ID: 6978ab
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Well, here we are in space-time again.

SUDDENLY

WILD ORANGE BOX APPEARS

Theta][Sigma 2009/12/31(Thu)23:56 No. 102755 ID: f21281
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>>102753

?

Bites 2010/01/01(Fri)00:39 No. 102785 ID: 6978ab
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A wild orange box has appeared!

>>102785
FIGHT

>>102785
OHSHI-

It has the exact same stats as us!

FIGHT -> FOCUS ENERGY

Then use FURY ATTACK or HYPERBEAM

Quick note:

While I make dis battle scene, delay will occur. Check back in a bit!

>>102795
Bites: Do an update!

But don't do an update of you doing an update. That would just be recursive silliness.

Bites 2010/01/01(Fri)01:16 No. 102816 ID: 6978ab
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(Sorry for the crappy photochopping and gamechange and statchange, you can only do so much with pictures in google!)

>>102816
Bites: Do another update! And don't worry about quality, it's plenty fine. :P

Bites 2010/01/01(Fri)01:35 No. 102828 ID: 6978ab
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CINEMATIC MODE

Drill used HYPER BEAM!

>>102828
Let's just hope Orange Box doesn't use Portal to redirect our attack! :O

Bites 2010/01/01(Fri)01:44 No. 102836 ID: 6978ab
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Orange box has fainted.

>>102836
QUICK THROW YOUR POKEBALL

>>102836
Yesss, take that Valve! Maybe if you'd done BAG -> EP. 3 you might've won!

Bites 2010/01/01(Fri)02:03 No. 102847 ID: 6978ab
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Throw Pokeball!

>>102848
==>

Bites 2010/01/01(Fri)02:05 No. 102851 ID: 6978ab
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You caught Orange Box!

>>102851
Check pokedex data

Bites 2010/01/01(Fri)02:20 No. 102861 ID: 6978ab
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Pokedex Data

>>102861
Play some goddamn portal

Build a fucking viking boat, goddamn.
be a viking drill.

Kinda tired guys, gonna go to sleep. Will resume tomorrow!

This quest has a cool idea.

Bites 2010/01/01(Fri)21:51 No. 103206 ID: 6978ab
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You materialize a viking boat.

>>103206
Make some vikings.

>>103246
>Make some Dorfs.

Fixed that for you.

>>103380
>> make some viking dorfs

Fixed that for you.

>>103413
Fuck yeah, seconded.

Fill the boat with viking dorfs, create an ocean and sky, sail into the sunset. Create sunset.

Seems to me that if the Orange Box existed without US creating it, there must be other creator-entities besides us. Therefore I think we should see if we can find another such entity, with stealth and subtlety of course, just in case it is hostile.

Raycaster!k6uRjGDgAQ 2010/01/03(Sun)01:26 No. 104185 ID: 7b807e
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Needs some sea!

Or some kind of water, anyway.

Using a cloud texture is an easy way to do sea, just pick it and on the colors with colorband selected, change the A value to 1.000, then for the color values use 0096FF and 2700FF for the color gradient marks. Then I set the NoiseSize to 0.040

>>104185
Now add the viking dorfs sailing into the sunset. Yes, I know it's not your quest, but bites is taking too long.

Bites 2010/01/03(Sun)13:54 No. 104385 ID: 6978ab
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Sorry about being late, I've been kind of engulfed in l4d2 lately. Will start working right now!

(Also raycaster, been using blender for a while, I know what to do :p, thanks anyways!)

You create an ocean.

Haha I can tell it's longer than I have been.

It's cool to finally see another 3D quest on the board. (I gotta get back to work.)

Hmm.I guess now that the boat's at sea, we have to watch out for pirates and find land? I dunno.

Do we have an inventory to check?

>>104398
Yes, we need a hold in which to store barrels of rum or gunpowder or other appropriately pirate and inappropriately viking supplies!

Bites 2010/01/03(Sun)14:14 No. 104403 ID: 6978ab
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Well uh, we do have an inventory.

Only thing we have is the orange box though.

Needs more magma

and a dark side of the moon album poster
ON THE MAST

Bites 2010/01/03(Sun)14:51 No. 104424 ID: 6978ab
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>>104401
Nothing some extra boats can solve!

>>104404
Why not some magma cannons?

>>104410
Affirmative.

>>104424

>magma cannons

Oh god YES.

Now what to do? Looks like some plundering is needed, but we've got no victims.

Summon up some unfortunate trading vessels!

>>104427
Also, more cannons! And more decks!

My suggestion is to get in the IRC channel!

Bites 2010/01/03(Sun)17:05 No. 104544 ID: 6978ab
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>>104427

Haha! These puny ships will never stand a chance to our magma cannons!

>>104429

Especially since we now have 6 cannons!

>>104514

Done.

summon ships to plunder

>>104545

Uh, >>104544

>>104544
Begin the plunder!

>>104544
Destroy the enemy fleet
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With a fire attack!

>>104544
use GRAPE SHOT and prepare for a BOARDING ACTION so we can LOOT SHIP.

Also build up

Bites 2010/01/03(Sun)17:38 No. 104586 ID: 6978ab
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Ahaha! A silly lifeform is aboard one of the enemy ships! It thinks it can defeat us with its PRIMITIVE SPEAR!

>>104586
I like the cut of his jib. Recruit him! Give him an eyepatch, a proper saber, and let's get looting.