hughleopard 2012/08/16(Thu)10:57 No. 443859 ID: ebdd3a
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And you have just apprehended a VILLAIN. Orally. What shall you do with him?

Depends. What did the villain do? We need to know his crimes before we can decide on an appropriate punishment.

hughleopard 2012/08/16(Thu)11:08 No. 443863 ID: ebdd3a
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>>443860
He has committed the heinous crime of PREFERRING FROZEN YOGURT TO ICE CREAM! ONLY HIPPIES EAT FROGURT!

He's a food hippie?

Head down your local non-green non-vegetarian chemical using chain supermarket, and spit the hippie out into the bin of meat in the butcher or deli section. I'm sure he'll be suitably traumatized.

You can then claim the meat as prize for your doling out the justice.

hughleopard 2012/08/16(Thu)13:31 No. 443900 ID: ebdd3a
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>>443865
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hughleopard 2012/08/16(Thu)13:57 No. 443917 ID: ebdd3a
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A job well done.

Good. Now skedaddle before anyone raises a fuss about you battling villains in the local supermarket, or taking your fair share of meats.

The whole point of a secret identity is so you don't have to pay for the mess, after all.

hughleopard 2012/08/16(Thu)14:05 No. 443919 ID: ebdd3a
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Now that you've finished dispensing justice upon that villainous wretch, you consider retiring for the day. But, you sense that there is still evil afoot. Should you return to headquarters, or go on patrol?

>>443919

No need to go on patrol. There is evil afoot! As in under your foot. Look what you just stepped in!

Does Chungus have a nemesis?

hughleopard 2012/08/17(Fri)21:34 No. 444412 ID: ebdd3a
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>>443922
Under your foot? Only the usual stuff.

hughleopard 2012/08/17(Fri)22:12 No. 444428 ID: ebdd3a
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>>443965
Your nemesisio...

He is the most cruel criminal in all of Generic City. His psychopathy and evil know no limits.

He has committed every offense in the book, from sucking at Blazblue to being a virgin.

But most of all, he dared to insult, to bismerch the name, of the greatest artistic tour-de-force that humanity has ever produced; Jimmy Johnson's Anything With An Engine.

This fiend, this wicked wretch of which you speak, is none other than...

hughleopard 2012/08/17(Fri)22:13 No. 444430 ID: ebdd3a
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PIMP MAN, NEFARIOUS HARBINGER OF HOOKER AND MONEY-BASED DOOM!

OH DAMN, DON'T LET HIM PIMP SLAP YOU. TAKE ONE OF HIS HOES AS A HOSTAGE

what are Chicken Chungus's powers?

hughleopard 2012/08/20(Mon)22:52 No. 445820 ID: ebdd3a
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>>444874
You bear the uncanny and mighty ability to enlarge and weaponize your _______!

>>445820
Mouth, obviously.

Femur, because the idea seems implausible.

>>445835
why stop there? obviously it is his entire face

uni-cycle

>>445820
Clearly his Chungusphone!

Appendix! You'll show them what's 'useless'!

hughleopard 2012/08/28(Tue)16:36 No. 448895 ID: ebdd3a
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>>445976
>>446015
>>446336

I can't decide which of these I like better, so I'm doing them all.

hughleopard 2012/09/17(Mon)06:40 No. 455577 ID: 4c0017
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>>444450
YES! OF COURSE! THIS IS BRILLIANT! But where could his nefarious hoes be hiding? Should you check the art museum, or Starbucks?

Everyone knows hoes have an eye for fine art, so they obviously wouldn't be looking at any of the trash they keep at an art museum. To the local Starbucks.