chirps 2013/10/09(Wed)15:23 No. 543548 ID: 34cbef
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You are Mago, king of Mars. You have just crash landed on a pleasant blue planet just a few gringlons away from mars and are stranded with no provisions or contact utilities. Mago has encountered a foreign lifeform on the surface of this planet and has commenced with introductions.

[Mago] Hello, I am Mago, King of mars!

>what action does mago take next

Do a dance to show you aren't hostile.

Reassure the alien life form there's no need to drop her flotation device and prostrate like that.

conceal your erection !

Catch the board before it falls and breaks.

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Mago begins his dance of peace

"It is not necessary to prostrate yourself so, and you make retrieve your flotation device. I come in peace"

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The alien responds with a strange greeting itself.

[alien] What is this thing, some water toy that floated to shore?

>what response should the king of mars relay?

...martians are floating spess nagas? Okay.

Anyways, it seems the alien is skeptical of your claims. Can you offer any evidence that might convince her?

check spaceship for stuff
and/or bite its hand off it looks hostile

Nom on her finger ineffectually

*affectionately

"The Monarch of Mars is not an aquatic plaything! Direct me to your planetary sovereign at once."

Immediate, frantic masturbation.

>>545058
This.

chirps 2013/10/24(Thu)00:50 No. 545150 ID: 34cbef
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Mago begins his accosting of the alien with a cool headed retort.

[Mago] The monarch of mars is not an aquatic plaything, Please direct me to your planetary sovereign at once.

The alien makes an interesting face and freezes up. Mago assumes that he may have been too heavy handed, he admits he is not very good at this meeting new life forms thing.

>the poor thing is dumbfounded, what do we do to solve this issue

Ask the alien if it even speaks martian.

Looks like this life form isn't used to dealing with someone as regal as a king.

Maybe you should try a handshake or some other commoners way of greeting.

Offer to talk over tea.

Try to break the simple creature out of its dumbfoundedness by patting it on the head. That's what you do with pets aliens, right?

Be kind and courteous to this new life form. "Do not fear, I am a Monarch but not unkind to good denizens such as yourself!"