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932632 No. 932632 ID: f5fee9

I just couldn't stay away~♥

so... how about a lewd story about a kobold?
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No. 938010 ID: e20bdf

I think we just gut our sexual organs (around our "neck") in her inner chamber. Perfect position to release the content of our penis chamber.
If possible I would like to avoid releasing any egg sack. I don't thing Lamashtu's blessing would affect those and if by a miracle our incestuous self fecundated babies survive in this environment they could cause problems for Neeral or our monster child. Also it would be a waste of our precious eggs.

We should also make some "Aaahhh..." and "Yeah!" noises as as we release our load before getting limp save for the small portion holding us in this position. "I think I gonna stay here for a wile..."
No. 938012 ID: 91ee5f

Ok, that’s enough. Let’s just hold still and not cause anymore problems for Neeral right now.
No. 938015 ID: a9af05

No, don't make it weird like that.

Yeah, I agree. We don't want her to attract too much attention to herself just yet.

The whole point of doing this was to make sure we're hidden and we've done that. Let's not do anything else for now.
No. 938019 ID: 9876c4

Let's not make it wierd, ok?
No. 938026 ID: 3674e7

At most eat an egg don’t go doing... >>938010 ... that.
Also go pick up dry twigs, bark and kindling to help with the fire.
No. 938034 ID: f539b7

Maybe if we eat an egg it’ll do something. But while finding it and eating it we should be doing minimal movement and try staying as still as possible for now.
Let’s help with the kindling by gathering small dry twigs, bark and dry moss (once moss is dried it becomes great kindling becouse its very fibrous, airy and light).
Don’t bring religion up they may have a bad reaction to hearing about it (monster religion might be assumed to be (by human standards) an evil religion and you could be attacked for it).
No. 938036 ID: 58b4f3

>Don't do anything else.
Fine, you bunch of killjoys. We can stop moving around…after we do one last thing.

Let's puff up to the biggest possible size we can reach that won't cause harm to us or Neeral!
No. 938041 ID: 4854ef

Think for now she should be allowed to be helpful, if we act too off they may think her too much of a problem eh? There'll be breaks afterwords.
No. 938044 ID: e6b8d9

You liked how that felt, Neeral? 'Cause that's what it's likely gonna feel like to lay with species with longer than 'bold length penises. And that number includes a lot of species we'd want to breed with for Lamashtu's mission. So, how do you like the sound of that, Neeral?

Pharnax is lookin' over your way and wonderin' what is up. Get down and back to gatherin', cover your mouth and hold your voice and and hope he doesn't come over and ask what's what. If he does ask, then the story is that you have a condition where you occasionally spontaneously orgasm, with this time being unusually intense. If he presses for more, say you dunno what causes or triggers them. Sometimes they're clustered together, other times there's weeks between 'em, and their intensity is all over the place. But it feels good for you and wasn't causing a problem, so your old master didn't feel the need to have it investigated much. (If Pharnax buys it, then this story also gives us cover to occasionally pleasure you, Neeral.)

Did we slip all the way into Neeral's calcification chamber or just wriggled partway in? If we're more than halfway in, then we may as well go all the way in; It'll be a even better hiding spot than before. Otherwise, we'll slither back to where we were and hold there.

When Neeral is somewhere private, we'll have to test out what positions we can get into that are most pleasurable for her. Going all the way into her calcification chamber and puffing up massively? Or sould slipping halfway in, puffing up to wedge ourselves in and wiggling be better? And what would it feel like for her if we're all the way in and she has sex with a guy? I wonder if we could deflate enough to allow the cum in to impregnate her, then slip out before the eggshell starts forming. ...But what would happen if we didn't get out in time? All questions that we may answer in due time.
No. 938062 ID: db8bde

Tell him you're in heat. Tell him while bent over with your loincloth and tail raised out of the way. Ask him for help so you can concentrate. Play the "this is just normal kobold behavior" card. Maybe ask him if he's capable of summoning any monsters. He looks the type.
No. 938074 ID: e6b8d9

This is risky, since he may know more about kobold biology than common knowledge. And if kobolds went into heat, then you'd think it'd be fairly likely to get into common knowledge. Plus, heat goes away only when the female is impregnated, so as far as he knows he won't be able to do that and may raise that as a counterpoint.

Also, if Neeral does go the way of angling for a dicking from Pharnax, then we're gonna have to vacate her vagina before they fuck, either by going out or by possibly deflating and going all the way into her calcification chamber. And the latter has the risk of us possibly being squished by a fairly-longer-than-kobold penis. But even if she doesn't go for Pharnax, we're gonna have to figure which way we're gonna go, since us being here gets partly in the way of Neeral having sex. If we stay, she'd have to pass on breeding opportunities where we can't be discreetly taken out and hidden.
No. 938076 ID: 541b8b

>>938041 >>938015

Yeah, time and more importantly a place for shenanigans later.
We can continue exploring this little avenue of intimate research when Neeral isn't being observed. As for getting Neeral laid, let's wait till we're not in or ARE a danger zone during the act; as it is we, Neeral or her partner are likely to end up hurt. Or at the very least uncomfortable, which is also unacceptable.
No. 938093 ID: f5fee9
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>You are completely inside her calcification chamber.

Shub - You liked how that felt, Neeral? 'Cause that's what it's likely gonna feel like to lay with species with longer than 'bold length penises.

Neeral - oh gosh~❤ ... so intense... I cant move... mmmnnnn but I want more~❤

Shub - And that number includes a lot of species we'd want to breed with for Lamashtu's mission. So, how do you like the sound of that, Neeral?

Neeral - oh gods yes~❤

>Pharnax walks over to neeral who's lying on her back unable to move much from the intense orgasm...

Pharnax - you okay there?

Neeral - yes... I'm perfectly fine...

Pharnax - you sure? cause you were screaming and now you're paralyzed...

Neeral - I had a religious experience~❤

Pharnax - ah... a... good, religious experience?

Neeral - Simply amazing, rapturous~❤

Pharnax - that's good... and what religion gave this to you?

Neeral - I... I'd rather not say...

Pharnax - and why is that?

Neeral - I... you... you already don't trust me much... I don't want you to think I'm dangerous...

>He looks at her pensively...

Pharnax - I'm a drow... a dark elf... my god isn't a ray of sunshine either...

>He lifts his poncho revealing a scar in the shape of three daggers around a moon...

Pharnax - I don't think Calistra minds much for your choice of deity...

Neeral - I... I'm a worshiper... of... Lamashtu... is that... a problem?

Pharnax - I don't know... is it going to be?

Neeral - no sir.

Pharnax - Good~ now is there anything you need to get back to work?

>_ _ _
No. 938094 ID: eeb7d9

Ehhhhh five minutes? And us not making your legs spaghetti? Other than that you should feel fine.
After that you should be able to complete you minor task, tell him not to worry.
No. 938102 ID: 58ee15

I'd say a good dicking, but this guy doesn't seem to be able to get it up, so nevermind.

Ask him if he's got anything for fatigue or sore muscles. But you should be fine after a few seconds even if not.

Also, ask him what does Calistra desire him to do.
No. 938106 ID: e6b8d9

Tell him a few minutes rest until and hopefully you'll be able to continue working. Ask if he'd keep nearby so you can at least talk with him while you recover, if he doesn't mind. If he agrees, ask him what Calistra's deal is and what's the attitude about Lamashtu in these parts.

Ask him what's Urist's deal with you. He seemed super spooked earlier. He got a kobold phobia or what? And also, what can you do to improve Barkus' attitude towards you, or at least not lower it farther.

Did we actually puff up enough to noticeably bulge your belly, Neeral? Yeah, that may raise unwanted questions. Better deflate while Pharnax isn't looking and hope he didn't notice. Also so we aren't giving you a continual orgasm and you can recover. [Deflate completely]

So, you ever heard about 'bold gals having such a intense orgasm they can't even move like you did, Neeral? I remember something about laying eggs being a orgasmic experience for kobold gals 'cause the passage out of the calcification chamber is sensitive. Is that true, and if true then you think it was less or more strong than what you experienced? I also heard that it's so intense 'bold gals want to get knocked up over and over to experience it again and again. Is that true?
No. 938108 ID: 094652

A walking cane, some splints, and a handbasket. You'll carry the firewood in exchange.
No. 938109 ID: a9af05

>Did we actually puff up enough to noticeably bulge your belly, Neeral?
No, she's always looked like that. Look at any of the previous images like this one >>932662 and this one >>932879 and you'll see she's always been that size.
No. 938119 ID: e6b8d9

Oh, you're right. Well, later on lets work on gettin' bigger by sucking some more of her blood. Just not too big so we can't get out or in. And slowly, so we can test we don't get stuck and so Neeral doesn't suffer from losing too much blood too fast.
No. 938120 ID: 4854ef

Just a moments rest or something for fatigue.

Though this is a good time for questions! Ask him about himself, and his faith if he's willing to talk. Why they've got such an interesting group going on. And if there's anything she might do to help calm down the Dwarf, poor guy seems like he's going to pass away from shock.
No. 938143 ID: 58b4f3

>[Deflate completely]
What?! Are you crazy?! No, don't do that!

This is good training for Neeral! This is to help her get used to carrying something inside of her.

Sure, we're not as big as the size of her future eggs are going to be, but our leech body is egg shaped. So we can at least help her get used to an egg shaped object inside of her, before she gets a real egg growing in here!
No. 938145 ID: e6b8d9

I only suggested we deflate because I thought being inflated would continually stimulate Neeral and prevent her from regaining muscle control, but we don't actually have proof of that. It could have been passing into her calcification chamber that slammed her with that intense orgasm and not just being in here. Or it could be a mix of the two.

So, I say we stay inflated for a few minutes to check if being puffed up in here will keep Neeral from recovering muscle control due to over-stimulation. If she can move adequately with us that way, then we'll stay inflated.
No. 938178 ID: 7c1196

idk if we even can deflate, we may just be growing. We were already beginning to mutate.
No. 938240 ID: c063e9

Calistra, huh? If you're feeling up to it you might be able to make him nail you right here. Otherwise just wait and catch your breath before getting back to gathering.
No. 938244 ID: e3e99e

*Fertilize her*
No. 938291 ID: 3674e7

Lay there and wait till you can stand/move again then get back to collecting the kindling. While we are might as well talk to him though while he collects stuff.

Eat an “egg” then become an egg.
Stay the same size it’ll be good practice for when she gets actually pregnant. Plus we don’t want to stimulate her further or fall out.
Don’t fertilise her, not until later when she agrees to it.
No. 938317 ID: 30f4b7

No, we should definitely fertilize her. Its why we proposed climbing inside her in the first place.
No. 938331 ID: c49ece

Ask him to give you a minute, and ask about his hat. is he a wizard?
No. 938354 ID: f539b7

Eat an unfertilised egg, fertilise an egg then become an egg.
No. 938358 ID: 91ee5f

Let’s not. We’d have to dig into her body to get one of those and that would hurt her. We’re not trying to hurt her.
No. 938391 ID: a9af05

I agree with this, we don't want to hurt her.
No. 940159 ID: f5fee9
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>You contemplate the ups and downs of mating with Neerals sensitive innards and agree with yourself to only do it safely and harmlessly to neeral... should the opportunity arise, you'll jump on it, you agree with yourself~

Neeral - a good dicking, if you're up for it...

Pharnax - Maybe some other time little lady. I don't think Miro is in love with you per say... but He'd be might ornery if I took you before he does...

Neeral - then a few minutes to un-noodle my legs...

Pharnax - take your time. I actually only planned on you helping me carry stuff... make sure Barkus sees you with full hands when you get back, he really doesn't like slackers...

Neeral - thank you... you're... very nice~

Pharnax - we're all runaways. we've gotta stick together.

Neeral - if you dont mind me asking... whats up with Urist? he and his dog look like they've never known calm.

Pharnax - Urist was cursed by a witch as a child... he's not actually scared he's just jittery and attentive... the poor boy could never fit in with the ancient calm and tired traditions of his household so he was exiled as a failure... miro and I picked him up and let him join the runaway-5.

Neeral - and his dog?

Pharnax - its half chihuahua.

Neeral - aahhh I get it~ ... I don't get it...

>Pharnax lets you rest and continues gathering wood

Shub - So, you ever heard about 'bold gals having such a intense orgasm they can't even move like you did, Neeral?

Neeral - heard of it yeah... never had one like this though...

Shub - I remember something about laying eggs being a orgasmic experience for kobold gals 'cause the passage out of the calcification chamber is sensitive. Is that true, and if true then you think it was less or more strong than what you experienced?

Neeral - I've never laid eggs before, I've only matured a few days ago when Lamashtu blessed me.

Shub - I also heard that it's so intense 'bold gals want to get knocked up over and over to experience it again and again. Is that true?

Neeral - I... yes that makes sense... kobold clans have huge egg repositories. some kobold breeders lay eggs every three days. its important to keep the younglings flowing since kobolds die so easily, especially at a young age.

>After a few minutes shes up and running helping pharnax gather kindling and small branches.

Neeral - so! what does Calistra demand of you?

Pharnax - the queen in yellow demands her servants care not for the biased opinions of others, that I enjoy my life to my own measure and to extract merciless revenge when need be.

Neeral - that rather reasonable~

Pharnax - and what does your goddess demand of you?

Neeral - I... well... I'm slightly more blessed than the usual worshiper and she demands... tithes...

Pharnax - and those tithes being?

Neeral - euh... how to say...

Pharnax - say it clearly. Calistra does not judge, and neither do her worshipers... of you should know, Miro also worships the wasp queen.

Neeral - ah! I'm... not very surprised... Lamashtu requires I... have sex with many... different partners... in terms of species...

Pharnax - and that's why you left your home~

Neeral - that and my chieftain was going to kill me... its a win/win situation.

Pharnax - optimism is a virtue little one~

>_ _ _
No. 940175 ID: 58ee15

Ask him about this wasp queen. Well, unless Miro would know more about that.

Could also ask him about the dragon bones. If they're so valuable, what does the group need the money for?
No. 940269 ID: 4854ef

It is a curious question as to why they needed the dragon bones so badly that they'd invade their lair for it.
No. 940275 ID: 91ee5f

Ask what’s so special about the dragon bones? Are they worth lots of money? Are they going to eat them? Are they going to bring the dragon back to life? Turn the bones into weapons/armor? Or is there some other reason they need the dragon bones?
No. 940293 ID: 513722

well pharnax seems nice, looks like hanging out with this group might even be pleasant overall

3 coppers says it's ground up and turned into an aphrodisiac
No. 940303 ID: a9af05

Ask about the dragon boners.
No. 942713 ID: f5fee9
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::personal update:: I'll be getting a new job soon so I will hopefully be posting more often. wish me luck

>Neeral brings her kindling back to the camp, to find it pretty much set up, with one large tent and one small tent erected and a stew pot readied over what will soon be a fire pit. Barkus is busy ripping the skin off a deer like creature with abnormally human hands... Neeral leaves the fire making to Pharnax and sits down with Miro.

Miro - *strums lute* A man, once confessed his love for she, but his love was not requited~ he felt no sorrow for this plight, but his friend did not recognize it~ Do you know why the man felt no sorrow?

Neeral - No I dont?

Miro - *strums* For the man only lost a woman who cared not... but the woman lost a man who loved her~

Neeral - I see...

>He strums and sings some more...

Neeral - so Miro... tell me about calistra the wasp queen.

Miro - well! she is an elf of infinite beauty, and wishes for all her kin and those they love to love and be loved irrespectively of social norms and conventional taboo~

Neeral - neat!

Miro - she is not the most widely accepted object of faith... in fact I was expelled from the bards academy for her worship...

Neeral - her worship was banned?

Miro - no... but I did take it a few steps too far...

Pharnax - and with the wrong people~

Miro - I prefer, too many people~

Pharnax - Neeral here worships Lamashtu.

Miro - Lamashtu... thats an... orcish... fertility goddess?

Neeral - something like that... yes, I am a fertility Oracle~

Miro - that sounds fun~

Neeral - it has been thus far.

Pharnax - you didnt really tell me, clearly... does your faith grant you powers?

Neeral - some... but not much right now... I think I can heal or wound people...

Miro - should prove useful if you want to follow us~

Pharnax - think about it, we could use your talents in the runaway "five"

Miro - it would also be nice to have five members of the runaway five...

Neeral - I'll consider it... I will... but in the mean time... what exactly did you want with those dragon bones?

Miro - we're gonna sell most of them, but the better pieces were gonna make into weapons~

Neeral - why do you need the money and weapons exacly?

Pharnax - we're gonna kill the Tarrask~

Miro - we're gonna help, kill the Tarrask.

Neeral - ahh... eum... okay cool?

>_ _ _
No. 942722 ID: 7fb87a

A one of a kind ancient monster of unbelievable power.

Lamashtu clearly wants you to fuck it.
No. 942727 ID: 094652

I wonder if we could somehow turn those bones into sperm. Only one way to find out~~~.
No. 942728 ID: 91ee5f

Oh, that’s neat. Hey, what are we eating?

There is no way in hell Neeral would be able to fit a Tarrask‘s dick in herself!
No. 942736 ID: eeb7d9

Nobody said it had to be in the near future~~

But i think that it is of our best interests, that is to say, Lamashtu's interests, to stop them from killing a powerful monster, that could potentially help us breed more powerful monsters.
No. 942741 ID: 9876c4

Quick, nobody tell the bard he can't spell Tarrasque!
Hurry up!

This sounds like a job for a very ribald philosophers stone.
No. 942742 ID: 10c408

I don't think this is a good idea. Not without further information to make up for how weak and unstealthy Neeral is. We have no idea if the adventurers would even be on board with monster fucking (though the bard might be convinced of it) and we don't know how safe it would be to even attempt to seduce and/or mount the tarrasque.

Start asking some questions, Neeral. We might have to ditch these clowns if we want to get anything done.
No. 942746 ID: a9af05

Let's about what we're going to eat.
No. 942748 ID: 4cf79d

The Tarrask can't be killed. Do they have a way to annoy the thing enough to make it fuck off?
No. 942759 ID: e6f10c

Ask him what a "Tarrask" is because you haven't even heard of it before. It sounds dangerous, that much you get.
No. 942768 ID: 60af6e

Oh boy, Oracle powers go! Here's one bit where you can prove yourself by providing knowledge. First off, if its what I think it is killing it is out of your means. Its regeneration is truly absurd, and has a wide range of resistances. The best bet is to contain or imprison it, preferably with a great many powerful people assisting. Good for you all it literally has no friends, because of it being spawned by the Rough Beast. It's made enough of an ass of itself for just about every god worth mentioning to be opposed to it, so maybe you were guided to them for this reason.

Also, cuddle up to Miro as he speaks, hinting that maybe later the two of you could "discuss religion".
No. 942782 ID: 8cb228

The main strength of the tarrask is that it is a giant land-bound monster, nearly impossible to kill.

The main weakness of it is that it isn't that great at range, especially if it's opponents can fly, and a VERY good wizard can set up the battlefield where it 'should' be into a trap to negate it's ability to do harm, potentially permanently, if he or she is clever enough (supposedly drowning it might work, among other obscure things).
No. 942789 ID: 8cb228

Okay, some of the obscure methods to beat it could be: the wizard spell magic jar, the ability drain of the wraith or shadow or the Juju mystery of an oracle, suffocation/drowning, the eternal slumber grand hex of a witch, placing it in a plane of reality with no food for it until it starves, harpooning it with several immovable rods at once, using a helm of opposite alignment, or the divine spell polar midnight.
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