>>132206
I agree with this.
And don't try to use eloquence with this one. She seems to prefer more straightforward answers and straight-to-the-point thinking.

Garret Redwick 2010/02/15(Mon)16:27 No. 132234 ID: 950529
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"Sorry, I didn't mean to sound that way. I'm just being honest. You're the first person to tell me that.. It makes me feel welcome. I really enjoy your company too."
She puts down her net and turns to me. I smile.
"Really."
>"..Thanks. I guess that, y'know, even if you do leave we'll have some good memories to share, huh?"

>>132234
"I certainly hope so. And I gotta say, I'm looking forward to making those memories."

>>132234

"We could make a few more if you'd like."

Tell her you want to get to know her better/want to see her more etc.

>>132234
hmmm, she seems to be genuinely interested in you. I would wait to see what the other girls are like, but so far she seems very nice.

Yep. Memories are one of the few things worth a damn in this world.

Just gotta make sure they're good ones.

>>132237
I'm going to second this.

Pretty d'awww. Come here looking to fuck and you find love...

Shit, we better get the other girls over with if we're gonna go steady with her in the end. I mean, BEST END, but we're gonna have to love and leave the rest pretty quickly. Hell, if she finds out she might be the one that understands. Had to try every fish out there before figuring out which one is the finest.

>>132234
what's the time?

and keep this on a friends level for now. We should keep the dating to one date a day max. Screwing around too fast will get us kicked out of town and looked down upon...

We need a "bachelor looking for a person to be with" kind of image rather than "I LIKE TO FUCK!" image...

>>132237
This.
>>132254
And yeah, she definately seems like the best catch so far. You don't want to go pissing her off by cheating on her if you're wanting to go steady with her. Girl apparently knows her guns, seems like the type to hold a vendetta.

Garth, don't just fuck this one.

You gotta romance her, man.

Garret Redwick 2010/02/15(Mon)16:44 No. 132262 ID: 950529
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"I certainly hope so. And I gotta say, I'm looking forward to making those memories. Let's hang out more often."
She smiles, and begins folding her net.
>"Yeah.. A'ight. Let's make lots of memories.. Yeah, it'd be a bit too easy to just mount you right now, right? Heh."

>>132262
"Heh. ┐(๑◕ˇڡˇ◕)┌"

>>132262
Void your bowels.

Put your hand on her thigh.

>>132262

"...Fran, I think you and I are going to get along juuuuuust fine."

>>132262
Easy? Yes I do believe so. Worthwhile? Try it and you will find out.

It's a small town with few responsibilities and nothing to do for entertainment. Of COURSE everyone's going to be pent up.
Casual sex is probably as common as whistling around here. In fact I'm surprised we don't catch more people walking around half-naked or fucking by the fountain, it's probably so casual.

If it were any more casual we'd be wearing running shoes.

>>132268
Seconded. XD

Oh Fran. <3

>>132262
Say the following softly and smirk. "Definitely one of the better sounding memories, that." Then get ready to head out if she's ready to go.

I wouldn't bang her just yet.

Tell her that you will see her another time. Then we can make good on that offer

Mayhaps a slight reevaluation of priorities is even in order.

I mean, we don't know your motives. We don't know how sincere you're capable of being. You've proven to be quite the smooth talker, and that's about it so far.

"So you prefer to be on top, then?"
Keep a joking tone.

>>132262
hmm, if you play right you might earn more than memories here. Regardless, I would see what the other girls are like in an extended conversation before making any such decisions.

>>132280
True, I really like that mouse girl.

She seems like the type who need a dominating man to give her the ride of her life...

It is valentines day... right Garret?
peckin the cheek, hand on thigh, and lazy smile is a good way to go.
Then this -> >>132268

Give her nipple a flick before you get up and leave since it's presenting itself to you.

"Well yeah, that'd be too easy. I gotta buy you dinner first, you know, once I get on my feet."

"Your nip says hi, by the way."

Garret Redwick 2010/02/15(Mon)17:05 No. 132303 ID: 950529
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"That'll definitely be one of the better memories.."
I put my hand on her leg for support as I get up.
"You and I are gonna get along juuust fine~"
>"Hm?"

Chuckle, pull your hat down, and settle into your nap.

>>132303

Alright,Lets shoot that bird and then pick up some booze for Sam and take out that mouse bitch now.

Nip flick.

Do it.

>>132307
Also, "Wake me when you're done."

>>132307
This, but rub her knee first.

Best thing would be to take things calm and slow with this one.

Time to learn to shoot!

Probably slightly erotically.

>>132303

Kiss her. Do it!

>>132303
Thigh-squeeze, and then get up and stretch. "So, ready to come help me shoot my gun?"

>>132318
Say this, but teasingly

No, this girl likes straightforward things. Don't get too romantic, she loves sex.

>>132317
Agreed. ...though not sure if we should really attempt a lip kiss yet. A cheek peck might be suitable at this time.

>>132324
She's also pretty relaxed and mellow. The mood's not right for it right now.

>>132324
Naww, just because she likes things straightforward doesn't mean she'd appreciate 'hey wanna do it?' You've got to have some finesse about it while still being straightforward.

Garret Redwick 2010/02/15(Mon)17:27 No. 132358 ID: 950529
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I get up and swing the rifle onto my shoulder. She remains seated with a questioning look.
I try to override it with another joke.
"So, do you want to be on top when helping me shoot my gun too?"
>"..Huh? What? ..Explain..?"

Just learn to shoot already.

>>132358

"Clearly I will be prone when attempting to steady my aim while you are over me directing me how to shoot properly."

>>132362
this, but end with
"unless you had something else in mind?"

>>132358

Yyyeah, that innuendo didn't really work. Move on and offer a gentlemanly hand to help her up.

>>132358
"You wanna fool around?"

Guys, something has definitely been lost in translation here. I think she may have meant "mount" as in "on a wall".

>>132358
"You were going to help me fire off my gun, remember?"

Grin and lift up the rifle for emphasis.

>>132373
Seconded.

>>132371
"This" is very likely, better make a smooth save.

>>132371
Oh, yeah, I think that's it. Like a fish.

Well that's awkward, just say "Nevermind. Let's try out this old hunk of junk." and take a look at your rifle.

>>132358
"Like when you were helping me with my rod earlier."

>>132383
this +
"I mean... I was just letting you know I'm comfortable if you do..."

"Nevermind, let's just go shoot something."

She'll be fishing one day, then just go 'oh my god' as she finally gets it, and start blushing furiously.

http://tgchan.org/kusaba/questdis/res/320435.html#i320435

>>132383
This.

Garret Redwick 2010/02/15(Mon)17:58 No. 132411 ID: 950529
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"Err.. Nevermind."
She gets up and swings the net over her shoulder.
>"No no.. Explain your big city humor, city boy. I want to know you better."

>>132411

"Let me put it this way."

Kiss her.

>>132411
"Well I was wondering if you'd help me fire my gun like how you were helping me handle my rod earlier..."

>>132411
I guess we're fucked for getting out of this without banging her.

"What I mean is, I'd like for you to mount me"

Then unclip her overalls.

>>132411
"Well, you said 'mount' so I thought you were alluding to sex. I was doing that just now as well."

>>132411
don't make it too crude man..
just flat out explain it.
Also explain that its called innuendo (if she don't know what that means).
that people in the city often just find it funny... casual...

>>132415

Maybe just hook one finger through the strap of her overalls. Don't want to be too presumptuous.

I mean, what if she was talking like mounting a fish? Oh dear, trouble with translation.

>>132413
Seconding.
Direct approach.

"I just mean that it would be an honor to be one of your trophies."

>>132436
Sounds like a subtle way to put it.

Garret Redwick 2010/02/15(Mon)18:26 No. 132447 ID: 950529
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I sigh.
"Iiiittttt wasn't really big city humor.. I just.. misunderstood what you said, aaand I made a few double entendres.. Uhmm.."
>"What did you think I said?"
"I thought that you meant mount as innnnnnn ...sex."
>"...So when ya said it'd be one of the better memories.."
"Uh-huh."
>"..Huh.. W-well.. huh.."
"So yeah, it's pretty embarrassing."
>"Did you really mean it?"
"Yeeeeaahhh, I did. I'd love you to mount me sexually. Also, I'd kiss you right now but I'm a bit too short."
>"..But.. But we just met."
"Yeeeppp.. I'm just falling head over heels I guess."
>"Well, I.. I mean, uh, I like ya too, but I don't think we should be takin' it to the next level yet."
"Yeah, I know.. I'm just real attracted to you, what can I do. And I can't expect you to be with me if I can't even promise to stay forever.."
>"So that's why you said it'd be the best memory, huh."
"Yep."

We stand there is silence for a while.

"..Can we still be frie--"
>"I'll think 'bout it. A'ight?"
"..W-well.. Thank you. I don't want to force you though. Uhm, I'd love to just be friends too."
>"Yeah.. Yeah. Yeah, a'ight. I'll.. I'll let you know. I better head back into the store. See you around, Garth."
"Uhm, yeah, see you."

And she's off.

>>132447

Well, looks like we're back to square 1 with figuring out how to shoot. Guess we're winging it.

So much for the rifle training.

>>132447
Dude... seems you arn't as smooth as you think.

>>132447
So are we still on for dinner?

Suggestion 2010/02/15(Mon)18:28 No. 132454 ID: 62489a
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>>132447
Well you sure blew that one, champ.

>>132447
SHOOT HER IN THE LEG TAKE HER DOWN AND BRING HER BACK TO YOUR CAVE

>>132447
it'd been much better if you just said it was an innuendo... oh well...

You ain't smooth. Look around for a bird to shoot.

>>132447
You bombed it, dude.

This may be a good time to point out that human males, unlike feline males, do not possess barbed penises, so we got that going for us.

Unless... unless she's in to pain...

>>132447
...Well at least she didn't slap you.

>>132447
Good one, hero. Super smooth.

Looks like it's going to be a long way to repairing that relationship.

Well that sucked! Maybe we can still salvage it later.

Let's go shoot a fucking bird. Just... any goddamn bird. In a tree. Fuck.

Suggestion 2010/02/15(Mon)18:35 No. 132468 ID: 62489a
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>>132447
Yeah, you had plenty of good innuendo to work on and you be the most awkard little...

Should have gone with our suggestions, man.

... make a note to get some stationary and some paper later.

You have an apology letter to write... and you have to keep it friendly. Say that in the city, people make innuendo as jokes... and that it isn't really questioned, which made what happened akward.

And that you wish you could redo what happened, but since you can't, you can only say you're sorry...

>>132447
Headdesk. Or rather, headtree.

THIS IS WHY I WAS FAVORING THE SLOW ROLL, PEOPLE.

You guys are looking at this all wrong. We just planted a seed in the young lass's mind - a seed which will eventually spout and bear fruit. She's a simple country girl and probably a virgin, eventually, curiosity will get the better of her.

That's why we should still show up for dinner tonight. A player never lets the game get him down.

>>132466
Fuck shooting. Let's club one to death.

Also, you now need an apology gift. Give it at the time you used to be going to dinner.

I think that's blown for the day at least.

Recovery plan:

In a day or two, apologise for making a poor first impression and ask if you can make it up to her over a meal. Catch another fish and bring it along for dinner. Mention that even though you've only just met you've already learned a lot from her, and thank her. Just chill out with her, share some comfortable time. No pressure.

>>132475

This is a really good idea, but what are we going to get her? We still only have just under seventeen dollars.

Garret Redwick 2010/02/15(Mon)18:46 No. 132478 ID: 950529
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Oh ye of little faith~

You said it yourself: Don't be eloquent with this one. Be straightforward with this one.

Bitches love a bit of embarrassed honesty.

This cat--

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--is in the bag.

>>132480
OH MY GOD SHOOT THAT BIRD QUICK IT'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU

>>132480
Yeah, but you didn't let her teach you how to shoot, so you're going to be low on dosh.

>>132480
if you say so...
There's the problem of learning to shoot your gun though...

Suggestion 2010/02/15(Mon)18:52 No. 132486 ID: c1b520
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>>132478
>>132480

>>132480
*Guitar* YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>132486
Aww, hell you beat me to it. :|

>>132490
I didn't even have the image on hand. >:3c