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64884 No. 64884 ID: 3d8e92

my name is preston strifecloud but i am usually known by my codename "strider"

i am here to defeat my brother and send him back to the home dimension wh=ere we are from

i have by breaker sword and my cybernanosuit so i can hunt down my half-demon brother and end this war
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No. 64887 ID: 9e9b47

Hit something with your sword
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No. 64888 ID: 5ba271

Cunt Punt
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No. 64891 ID: 5d5878

Recruit some allies by fighting them then talking at them really hard.
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No. 64892 ID: 3d8e92
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64892

okey i talk really hard at the first thing i see
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No. 64893 ID: 3d8e92
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64893

his head exploded that was awesome
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No. 64897 ID: de913c

YOUR NAME IS NOW JOHN FREEMAN AND YOU WILL LIVE UP TO FULL LIFE CONSEQUENCES.

FIRST ORDER: FIND GORDON FREEMAN
SECOND ORDER: KILL THE BOSS
THIRD ORDER: KILL GORDON FREEMAN
FOURTH ORDER: ZOMBIE GOASTS, LEAVE THIS PLACE!
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No. 64899 ID: 4e9b58

AWESOME :B NOW WUT

Um um strike a cool pose and see who notices
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No. 64900 ID: 3d8e92
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64900

okay i found another thing and this one has tits

what do i do?
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No. 64903 ID: 9cc8fd

>>64900
Talk less hard. Ask where GORDONFREEMAN is.
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No. 64904 ID: de913c

>>64900

MUST I REPEAT MYSELF?!

YOU. ARE. JOHN FREEMAN.

YOU MUST DEFEAT THE ZOMBIE GOASTS.

KILL EVERYTHING.
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No. 64905 ID: b1e366

Observe the tits more closely, in a laboratory environment.
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No. 64906 ID: 9e9b47

>>64900

demand it follow you and carry your stuff
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No. 64907 ID: 3d8e92
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64907

>>64899
YEAAAAH I STRKIE A POSE
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No. 64912 ID: 3d8e92
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64912

okay i make her carry my stuff and show me her tits oh man that's hot
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No. 64914 ID: 3d8e92
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64914

the sword was too sharp and it cur off her hands what do i do now?
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No. 64916 ID: 5ba271

Cunt punt
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No. 64918 ID: c78e80

>>64914
Yell really hotbloodedly to heal it.

Or explode it. Either would be an improvement on its situation.
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No. 64921 ID: 9e9b47

>>64914

punt her so hard her head explodes
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No. 64922 ID: 3d8e92

okay i cuntpunt it

9cutscene)
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No. 64923 ID: 3d8e92
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64923

>>64922
whoops i missed my update
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No. 64926 ID: 3d8e92
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64926

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No. 64929 ID: c78e80

>>64926
Measure how far it goes to determine your AWESOME KICKZ attribute.
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No. 64930 ID: 3d8e92
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64930

ALIRGHT I PUNT IT IN FOR A TOUCHDOWN!!!

(cutscene over)
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No. 64932 ID: 3d8e92
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64932

>>64929
its pretty awesome
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No. 64934 ID: 58d867

Level grind for the next fifty hours.
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No. 64935 ID: c78e80

>>64932
That was the winning goal.

Show us your unshowmanlike victory dance.
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No. 64937 ID: 3d8e92
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64937

suddenly a dark figure appears in a black trenchcoat with and aura of bleackness about him

"son..." my brother says "i will defeat you and be the true heir to the silvermoon fangclan"
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No. 64938 ID: 3d8e92
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64938

>>64935
YEAH I DO A VICTORY DANCE

*fional fantasy victory theme plays*
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No. 64939 ID: c78e80

>>64937

You don't have time for this shit.

Go level grind. Or get some tacos. Kicking cutebolds must make a protagonist hungry.
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No. 64943 ID: 9e9b47

>>64939

Use the gun in your sword to shoot at your brother while slashing him for a shootslash with added fire
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No. 64947 ID: 5d5878

>>64943
This, but yell loudly to power up and transform first.
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No. 64949 ID: c78e80

>>64947
Make sure you yell and power up first for the transformation, and then yell and power up after it to actually power up.
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No. 64953 ID: 3d8e92
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64953

>>64939
okay my brother stands there while I go level up

as long as i don';t talk to him again to initiate the combat this should work
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No. 64954 ID: 9e9b47

>>64953

grind boars for experience
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No. 64955 ID: de913c

>>64937

YOUR NAME IS NOW GORDON FREEMAN. YOU MUST DEFEAT THE FINAL BOSS, GORDON FREEMAN!

JOHN FREEMAN, USE YOUR ROCKETS TO KILL GORDON FREEMAN!
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No. 64956 ID: 3d8e92
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64956

>>64954
there are no boars here only demon dogs god what are you retarded or something
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No. 64958 ID: f4963f

>>64956
WHY DON'T YOUR EYES CHANGE COLOUR WITH YOUR MOOD.

YOU ARE THE FUCKING LAMEST GARY STU EVER.
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No. 64962 ID: 3d8e92
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64962

>>64947
okay i yell really loudly (more cutebolds head xplode but they are off panel sry) and transform into my full half-demon from

my sword transforms too it has an eye
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No. 64964 ID: 3d8e92

>>64958
THEY TURN WHITE WHEN I AM ANGRY RETARD WHICH IS ALLTHE TIME
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No. 64967 ID: f4963f

>>64962
Use the ULTIMATE SHOOTSLASH TECHNIQUE which CUTS THE MOON IN HALF WITH A BULLET, AND THEN SLAMS THE MOON INTO YOUR BROTHER, AND THEN THE MOON EXPLODES SO MUCH THAT THE SUN AND SOLAR SYSTEM ARE CONSUMED AND THEN THE GALAXY, BUT AFTER IT ENDS HE JUST TAKES 9999 DAMAGE AND EVERYTHING'S NORMAL.

That's the awesomest attack ever.
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No. 64970 ID: 9e9b47

>>64967

use it until he's dead. over and over
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No. 64971 ID: f4963f

>>64970
You mean until he POWERS UP to his TRUE FORM.
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No. 64974 ID: 3d8e92
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64974

>>64967
the moon!? i am sdrider strifecloud i am way more awesome than that i cut the SUN in half!!
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No. 64975 ID: 3d8e92
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64975

S*LICE!*
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No. 64976 ID: 3d8e92
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64976

IWILL DEFEAT YOU!!!
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No. 64977 ID: 3d8e92
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64977

*SLICE!*

*BOOM!*
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No. 64979 ID: f4963f

>>64977
Fuck yes. We are the second-best Gary Stu ever.
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No. 64982 ID: 3d8e92
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64982

"sooooooon..." my brother says

"you cannot hurt me with weapons alone! it is foolish to fight me!"

maybe i shouyld ask for some HELP! who should i ask for help!?
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No. 64983 ID: 82167e

>>64982
ALL THE FRIENDS YOU'VE EVER MET OF COURSE

EVEN THAT ONE GUY WHO YOU HELD THE DOOR OPEN FOR AT THE STORE
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No. 64984 ID: f4963f

>>64982
GARGONAUT, THE DEMON ANGEL-GOD OF TECHNOMAGIC.
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No. 64986 ID: 5d5878

>>64982
YOURSELF FROM THE FUTURE

AND YOURSELF FROM THE PAST

AND ALL THE YOURSELVES FROM ALTERNATE UNIVERSES.


BECAUSE NOBODY IS AS AWESOME AS YOU!
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No. 64987 ID: f4963f

>>64986
/me begins playing 'Army of Me'
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No. 64990 ID: 3d8e92
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64990

those ideas are stupid so i call instead for my best friend deme!
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No. 64991 ID: f4963f

>>64990
HOW DARE YOU RENAME TAV.

Worst Gary Stu ever.
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No. 64994 ID: 3d8e92
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64994

demesi fires his gun at my brother but it doesn't do any damage!
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No. 65000 ID: 3d8e92
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65000

suggestions?
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No. 65001 ID: f4963f

>>64994
He can only do it after being powered up by the LOVE OF HIS LOVER.

Which is LOVELY.
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No. 65003 ID: 3d8e92
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65003

>>65001
okay that sounds like a good idea but it is very far to the tents i don't know if i can make it there and back in time!!!!
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No. 65004 ID: 3d8e92

>>65003
should i do it????
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No. 65007 ID: 3d8e92
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65007

decide faster you assholes it's hot out here!!!
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No. 65008 ID: 632862

No. The solution is obvious. You must hug your brother. To death.
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No. 65011 ID: 0b18ab

Go to the tents.
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No. 65012 ID: 7eda8b

Journey to the tense
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No. 65013 ID: 3d8e92
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65013

>>65008
okay i hug him
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No. 65014 ID: 3d8e92
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65014

our eyes meet
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No. 65015 ID: 7eda8b

this is a travesty
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No. 65020 ID: 3d8e92
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65020

>>65015

your mom is a travesty!
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No. 65021 ID: de913c

...It needs to be done. Call the Orbital. We're nuking the sight.

>This was a triumph...
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No. 65031 ID: 12f282

>>65014
Now make out, causing deviantART to explode with pictures of you together drawn by yaoi fangirls.
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No. 65033 ID: 7eda8b

ABANDON THIS FRUITLESS ENDEAVOR AND PROCEED TO CAMP

==>
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No. 65040 ID: 3d8e92
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65040

>>65021
"Brother..."

"Yeah..?"

"Brother... There's something I have to tell you... Something I've always wanted to tell you..."

"Yeah..?"
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No. 65041 ID: 3d8e92
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65041

"zeeky boogy doog"
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No. 65048 ID: f4963f

>>65041
NO! NOT OVER THE INTERNET! WE'RE ALL-
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No. 65049 ID: 7eda8b
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65049

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No. 65062 ID: 9891a9

Best Quest Ever or Best Quest Ever?
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No. 65063 ID: 3d8e92
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65063

We hope you enjoyed this demonstration of what a truly terrible quest can be like!

Remember to always think before you post, and strive to maintain a high level of quality!
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No. 65064 ID: 476456

Still better than DMC quest
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No. 65069 ID: 5d5878

>>65062
Best Quest Ever. Hands down.
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No. 65082 ID: 1f899e

>>65063
What are you talking about? It was fun. Thus it is a good quest. It wasn't very sophisticated, sure, but it doesn't have to be.
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No. 65087 ID: 25c853

>>65063

This quest was fun, had a high level of participation and updated fast. That's more than what can be said of a lot of "high quality quests" around here.

So I think the joke's on you, kind sir.
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No. 65088 ID: 6faa8c

>>65087
Sad, huh?
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No. 65089 ID: 904da4

This was an awesome spoof quest.
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No. 65094 ID: 7d87d9

>>65087
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