Time to bite the bullet. The bullet made out of nanogoo.

Step forward.

"I really hope you're just going to turn me into a nanogoo-girl. Otherwise, this is gonna suck."

>>663868
...that's not necessarily the case. You can still trick it. Suggest the shopkeep purchase superstrength. Then she can fight back.

Anyway, ask who told it to kill anyone that had romantic interest in you. What was the order given?

>>663868
wait who else was giving it orders

do you have a creepy stalker who sent you nanomachines what the hell

>>663870
>>663870
>>663870
>>663870
>>663870

we are a sucker goody two shoes. save shopkeep, embrace the goo.

Grab the nearest electrical wire, some extra explosive chemicals, and bum rush this fool!

I got another idea. Grab (and buy) a box of screws, then throw them outside. It MIGHT compulsively chase them. If it doesn't, then ask it why it can choose not to eat screws, but insists on eating you. Why would it want to eat its master? You're the only one that can tell it what it should do- without you it has no direction, no purpose in life.

>>663872
Nan(o)cy obviously figured out how the internet works and replied to his "help, grey goo is eating me, what do" thread.

In their infinite wisdom, the lovely bunch of assholes gave her(?) tips, and apparently made her into a yandere.

Thanks, internet!

Oh. A third idea. Try bribing it outright. It only has thirteen dollars, but you can buy ALL the screws. How many screws is your life worth?

I think ms. shopkeep is better suited for handling nano.

You should probably comply with nano's request.

Ask it to tell you why is it trying to kill you? What the hell did you do that it is singling you out among everyone and is try to kill you. Because serously, from this talk it's obvious she's not just hunting down everything in her path, what makes you the exception? Tell her if she answers you might be more likely to give in to her demands. Oh and do keep in mind she can lie.

The goo girl just blocked an axe swing with her arm, just give in and be a goo girl. Your dad would probably be proud anyway to be a goo girl, maybe. He gave you the thing after all.

Nano goo girls are cool too.

>>Stick your dick in her
>Which one?!
Either. Both.

>what was it you said? Giving people superpowers? Stuff like enhancing people's strength and jigglejogglers to superhuman levels?
I have no objections to watching you nanomagic her knockers bigger before I have to get eaten. Kind of nice compensation, really.

>You hAaAve two minutes to comPLY.
Give in. You always knew it would come to this.

...fine. I'm complying. Would you mind explaining what you're doing and why? Might as well sate my curiosity if I'm getting goo-ed anyways.

Who is giving her commands other than you and why does she want to eat you so bad? Ask some questions then comply, no one else should have to get hurt.

Use the two minutes to ask it those burning questions you have. What commands is it currently following? Do you know who my Dad is? Can you enhance my knockers too? Your curiosity sated, go with the flow (of goo).

Tip for shopkeep girl, when negotiating "services" for screws be sure to specify only screws that are *on* the store shelves and displays, not *in* them or the store.

>I wiLl not un-unneCESSarily harm HUmans.
So then she doesn't consider what it's going to do to you as harm, or she considers it necessary.

Ask about that, and why.

Son 2015/08/19(Wed)06:19 No. 663900 ID: 8177e7
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>Wait who else was giving it orders
>Do you have a creepy stalker who sent you nanomachines what the hell
I don't have any stalkers that I know of. It almost feels like the kind of joke Dad would pull on me. That'd be a relief: he could just burst in the door right now. 'Pranked you good, son!' I don't know if I'd laugh, cry or throw up. But this is too far, even for him.

>Nan(o)cy obviously figured out how the internet works and replied to his "help, grey goo is eating me, what do" thread.
>In their infinite wisdom, the lovely bunch of assholes gave her(?) tips, and apparently made her into a yandere.
>Thanks, internet!
No, it couldn't be...

"Do you mind if I quickly check one thing?"

"..."

I'll take that as a yes. I find that site on my phone.

...

I'm completely screwed.

Son 2015/08/19(Wed)06:20 No. 663901 ID: 8177e7
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>...that's not necessarily the case. You can still trick it. Suggest the shopkeep purchase superstrength. Then she can fight back.
What if it does decide to just eat her then? Most of its restraints are deactivated. It can probably do anything as long as it can justify this as contributing to its goals of eating me and/or screws.

>Try bribing it outright. It only has thirteen dollars, but you can buy ALL the screws. How many screws is your life worth?
"I can get you screws as many screws as you want if you don't kill me."

"I w-w-wannT you."

>Why does she want to eat you so bad?
Because I told her to. I'm going to guess the risk of me getting away really kicked up the priority compared to screws.

>we are a sucker goody two shoes. save shopkeep, embrace the goo.
Yup. I can't justify getting someone else hurt over this. And even if I do get away, it's just going to come back bigger and smarter and meaner, isn't it?

"You win." I say.

>I have no objections to watching you nanomagic her knockers bigger before I have to get eaten. Kind of nice compensation, really.
"If it means anything, I want you to give the girl whatever she wants." I say. She deserves to get something out of this.

"Boobs." she says.

"You heard the lady."

>Time to bite the bullet. The bullet made out of nanogoo.
>Step forward.
I step out from behind the counter.

>"I really hope you're just going to turn me into a nanogoo-girl. Otherwise, this is gonna suck."

"ThaT is acceptABle."

"Wait, really?"

Son 2015/08/19(Wed)06:21 No. 663902 ID: 8177e7
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>Stick your dick in them
I'M GOING TO DO IT!!!!!

[default] 2015/08/19(Wed)06:22 No. 663903 ID: 8177e7
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I guess everything worked out in the end.


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Child of mine,

I am a little disappointed. I know it's hard to hear this but I have always tried to be honest with you. A father spends many years building his repertoire of jokes and funny nicknames for his son. Now, finding myself now with an immortal nanomachine goo daughter, I don't know what to say. It's sad but it's true.

But with every door that closes, a new one opens. It's going to be strange and new and sometimes scary. For me linguistically and for you physically, mentally and emotionally. Don't worry. We're in this together. No matter how much of the planet you devour, you will always be my little girl.

I am so, so proud.

And also,
DAD

PS: Your mother and I had a talk. If you're still into girls or have become some kind of robosexual, that's fine by us. Between you and me though, your mother really wants grandkids. I know you'll figure something out.

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THE END

You stuck your dick in it

now just make yourself male again, you can control your goo, right?
THEN STICK YOUR DICK IN HER.

Yay for potential immortality.

Nah, we gotta go futa.

>>663903
Marry shopgirl.

stick, dick, etc

Convert planet into nano-grandkids. This isssss what yoU wanTTTted iSssnt it FaaAAatHeR?

>>663903
best ending ever.

10/10 best end

>>663903
It's okay dad, we still got tentacles. I'm sure we can plant some kind of nano-hybrid kids in shopgirl. Maybe if we get her pregnant she'll finally tell me her name!

>>663903
And thus, the morale of the story is...

READ THE MANUAL

What I'd like to know is if the protag is actually still there, or if all that's left is a nano-goo-girl shaped mass controlled by nano.

It's the bowl of screws that threw me off, you see.

this is amazing

>>663937
Well if you think about it, screws are a pretty good source of metal for any nanoswarm. Available everywhere, in discrete quantities, and not terribly expensive. It's also possible the nanogoo essentially gave the protag its body and all the urges that came with it. (it could also just be a gag)

I wonder how else this could have gone.

This quest was the best quest. Adorably hilarious, and that ending was perfect.

Sequel when?

>I would like to purchase screws from you
It just occurred to me that this is a double entendre. And that we totally did both.

Arhra 2015/08/20(Thu)02:55 No. 664110 ID: 8177e7
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I'm glad everyone enjoyed it!

>I wonder how else this could have gone.
Well, off the top of my head: Son could have died, he could have impersonated a senator, he could have made the goo into a cute pet, he could have killed the goo, he could have convinced the goo's penultimate form to go out with him, he could have gotten Shopkeep merged with the goo and he maybe even could have figured out how to order it not to eat him.

>Sequel when?
It'd be fun to do a sequel but I'd have to come up with a good plan first. It'd be hard to do this theme of escalation from the effects of multiple choices well a second time. Son's kind of overpowered now!

My immediate plot thoughts were going back to Son's day job, revenge on the internet and 911 guy, trying to get money to replace the stuff the goo ate and something completely silly like battling the eight nanogoo masters.

For info on this pic, I didn't end up using it because the nanogoo's penultimate form was meant to be pretty expressionless!

>>664110

Definitely a great quest. It could have ended in so many other ways but this one was the best~ Also called dad being proud!

I'm surprised that you could make a quest just from a single line from a video game though. Blocking the axe with the arm has a double meaning now.

There needs to be more goo/slime girls though.

If I might make a suggestion, I think I'd probably enjoy seeing either
A: Son trying to adapt to her new life as a nanomachine goo girl with his old life as a regular schmuck. Possibly trying to avoid military trouble and/or science types that Dad got the goo from to begin with.
B: Going through Son's revenge against internet guy, from internet guy's perspective.

Both would be A+.

>>664110
Wait so Son is still alive? Hell when the thing ate him I figure it just killed him and ripped out all of his memories it just pretended to be him and nobody really thought to hard about it and just went with it. How does Son feel now that he shares his consciousness with goo girl and vise versa?

>>664119
No-one ever truly dies as long as their memory lives on.

>>664122
And then the universe sticks its dicks in them.

It's a cruel, cruel reality. But hey, we got the internet.

We could run for senator. There's precedent for nanomachine powered senators.

If there is ever a sequel or more, I'm hoping that there's one with a harem end.

>>664187
Technically, we did get, get gotten by, and/or become all the girls.

>>664190
Yeah, but I'm talking about having actual 3-somes.

>>663903
Easy on those Zinc Yellow Passivateds. I know they're moorish, but they'll go straight to your thighs.

I hope we get to have a romantic adventure with these two.

Also maybe we should make a discusion thread?

>>664345
For a completed quest? I don't think that would make sense.